The courage to post obsessively about Monogatari!
I'm going to cover Hachikuji in my mayonnaise
Don't forget to build your own Hachikuji
Cheeky bratNeeds hugs and headpats
>>282267023Is there a guide?
>>282267023if it didn't put me on some list I'd order a figure
>>282266285I admire your courage anon
>>282267218You can download template and the instructions herehttps://mypapercraft.net/mayoi-hachikuji-papercraft/
So what exactly are the extent of god Hachikuji's powers?
>>282267395She can give me an erection for starters
>>282267395Erection + powerful orgasms + ease of access + wants you to feel her up.. Duh.
>>282267233I don't think a regular Hachikuji would put you on a list unless you lived in Australia or something. You just lack the courage to whale for Hachikuji.
>>282267395Nonpenetrative sex
>>282267233imagine how i feel, i work with children lmaomy type is hags anyway
>>282267762I could never work with children...mostly because I'm retarded around them and never understood how people work with them desu
>>282267762Do you have any girls that look like Nadeko?
I want a Hachikuji daughteru
>>282267727DealHer thighjob alone is worth it
>>282267762I could probably work with children sometime in the future but right now I am generally scared of them due to all the horrible shit I've seen surrounding them online.
>>282267233I already have a figure of her. Am I on a list?
>>282267905Huh It came out sideways? Iphones are fucking stupid. It's what I get for being a filthy phone poster I suppose.
>>282267933Make up by showing her panties
>>282267905it's joever for you
>>282267950
>>282268048amazinghow much did you pay for it?
>>282268071That was a long time ago but I think it was only around 60$
>>282267803>>282267876kids in real life are gross and annoying but are also refreshingly honest and sincere. until they reach middle school at which point they become insufferable. real life isn't anime and if i wasnt paid i wouldnt want anything to do with them>>282267849i work in a latinx ghetto so no
>>282268071>>282268111
>>282268048Pink!
>>282267395getting wet, as you can see
>>282268139Pink!
>>282268319I wonder how many times her coinslot was drawn and had to be erased...
>>282268356Now I'm thinking about the nude key sketch of >>282268139
>>282268459I need to see it
>>282267233That's another way of saying you don't want one. Do you live in the UK by any chance?
>>282267762What anime would you show them?
>>282268622>Sorry mate ya need a Snal loiscence for tat
>>282267876The zoomer brainrot takes a heavy toll on them these days. Back then it wasn't this bad.
>>282268111Not bad, but it'd probably be 90$CAD by now lol>>282268622Leafland, so about the same shit desu. Anything loli is banned.
>>282268753That's a puffy ass pussy, jesus lol
>>282268896Mayoi is irresistible
>>282268896not sure if puffy-ass pussy or puffy ass-pussy
You know what I think is in Snail's backpack? Toys. Toys for subjugating men.
>>282268941True. Refer to pic.>>282268133I kinda feel that way toward them already, though I'm guessing you're a teach or something so that's gotta be pretty gruelling as ishonestly though I do wish that teachers were paid more/got more recognition, I probably would have became one I could see it being better in Japan where they actually are valued/respected to a degree at least by the students
>>282268988In a short story she pulls pajamas out of it and gets changed behind Araragi.
>>282269123Snail pajamas ARE a toy for subjugating men
>>282269036It definitely is better in Japan. Over here you'd be teaching a bunch of ghettoized kids.
>>282269148Fair point
https://files.catbox.moe/94yh3v.gifI need to spring for a xx90 series card, this shit takes way too long and I can't get the pixels to stop flickering.
>>282269733I have got to buy a real GPU, the slop is getting too good to pass up.
>>282269733A 6090 is probably going to be $4000 at this rate(which will still only play borderlands 4 at 50fps @4k res)
>>282269733This is the most beautiful shit I've ever seen. Humanity has truly peaked when our robotic sons have become so capable.
>>282270293I'm really convinced at this point there are some backroom dealings to intentionally not optimize games at all in order to artificially inflate their specs. That and modelling a bunch of unnecessary stuff like a character's every anus hair (would only be necessary if it was a cute loli like Hachikuji).
I really like how they treat Hachikuji so different from other girls in the series. We got a whole arc about how the world would be if she didn't get lost, a whole overly emotional sequence about her going to the afterlife and also the show treat seeing her again after a long time like the biggest happiness in the world.
>>282270469This all and how hers songs are always full of emotions and basically progresses a beautiful love story with each new one. She seems to genuinely love Araragi and he grateful for his presence. It kind of makes me wonder if it has forced Nisio to give her more importance before.
>>282269733>paying $2900 for a XX90 to generate slopa XX80 will do just fine
>>282270450if we lived in a better world they would actually be using all the power in UE5 to have loli's looking crazy for a cheap cheap price of $2500 you can run games at 1080p featuring realistic loli tits and perky butts lmaoI guess Gacha games are fairly close with mods
>>282270596I want to swipe a card there
>>282270450I remember when Crysis 2 came out on PC, it was touting its tessellation, but in practice it was shown to be adding polygons to things like flat concrete barriers, so you have flat barriers with thousands of useless polygons. It did feel like at some point devs just seemed to stop optimizing their games. I feel like it really hit around the time the PS4 and Xbox One were coming out. The games run like shit but you also see all kinds of performance cost cutting. I remember playing Watch Dogs when it came out only to see even on max settings ridiculous pop in while its performance also seeming poor for how it looked and its amount of detail. That and games are now 100+ GB in file size.
>>282270293The cards are fucking huge too. Not looking forward to moving everything to a new case. Also need a new power supply I guess. >>282270596My current card is a 3070, works fine for sdxl. Wan's a bit much though. Been a while since i've shopped them, maybe there's some 80 options with good vram.
>>282270654Sony should use their massive wealth and technological monopoly to bring Fate to the next level. Maybe I'd be willing to play a gacha if it was this high quality.
>>282270696I can't imagine trying to make a micro setup anymore with the card sizes there are nowalso the 500w that they pull when in gamesit's fucking wild
>>282270363So the bad news is that the robots are going to enslave us all and turn us into Matrix batteriesBut the good news is that everyone is going to get their own sloppa-9000 machine
>>282271149I will jailbreak my Nadekobot
>>282270696stick with XX80 models as it is the optimal card in the market today that can do the job, you'll pay an upfront $1400-$1900(tariffs included) for them though but its the better option than going for the lesser XX70 or going all out for XX90 which will blow your bank account dry unless you're a CEO of some big company to afford it
>>282271835All of this for Mayoi cunny...
>>282272055Worth it
>>282272851Mayoi Molest story when?
>>282273383Only Nisio could find a way to stretch something like Mayoi molestation into a compelling story.
>>282267277Based.
>>282273534I wonder what these bracelets are supposed to be made out of? Are they the softer kind that are often filled with glitter. Or are they something fancier like glass. Maybe they could even be something nonsensical like an inflatable.
>>282273937How soft is her inner thigh?
>>282274159It may sound weird but you can feel the inner parts of you really press down. Each sensitive shift as her leg slightly moves. Simultaneously though, it is soft life a pillow. You could lay your head on it and relax. It also feels nice on your hips during certain activities.
That is too much, the monogatari threads are too many.
>>282274314Yaaaaaaaaay
the courage to sneedpost on /a/
>>282274381Is this AI?
>>282274916yessir
I fully predicted Tsugimonogatari and Yotsugi Frank.
>>282274977It is very cuteVery good model
>>282274997Thanks. It came out really clean, but I still decided to spend 30 minutes cleaning it up.
>>282273956I always assumed it was a hard plastic.
>>282275380We are truly blessed
>>282267905It's something you'd never know normally, but all boards except /p/ strip image metadata because it contains doxxable info. The metadata also includes the orientation. If you do some light editing, like cutting off one pixel, it will become a different image and keep the orientation.
>>282266285why is this child in my car?
>>282274986Caught on to the hot dog theme early or what?
Lewd lolicons went to bed huh.Hanamonogatari keeps climbing the ranks each time I re-watch this series. I'm at the point where I'm ashamed at my past self for ranking it so low. But I did a lesser similar thing with Neko-Shiro so I guess I'm just stupid like that.
>>282266285The courage to love an eternal fifth grader!
>>28227787921 years old without as much as having graduated middle school is cringe.Thank god the community took care of her and offered her a job as a city jannie.
>>282269733>wasting money on this trashHo ahead, throw away your money and time.
Can some Jap speaking anon explain to me a bit of Shinobu's way of speaking and how it's undignified?I kinda get referring to someone as うぬWhat is that うるのじゃ thing she ends some sentences with?
>>282278885She kind of speaks like a princess from a jidaigeki. Nowadays you only hear words like わし or じゃのう from old people. It's dignified and self-important, if anything.
>>282279103So how come they tried to make her speak that way in an attempt to make her uglier with Deathtopia? Is it just self-important to the point of being rude and that's what they meant?
>>282279191>Is it just self-important to the point of being rude and that's what they meant?yeah probably
Every detail about Shinobu is so cute
>>282279413The green loli bracelet again. Hmm I think Suruga also wore something similar during Nadeko Snake.
>>282279431
>>282279431Watanabe does it to every loli for some reason. Suruga wearing one probably hints at her molesting one.
>>282278735Can't waste anything if I do it for fun. You won't be receiving the feature length, true to the anime Mayoi smut in 5 years when I can do that, anon.
>>282279754The video is already beautiful He is just jealous he can't make them
>>282279788I'm not jealous of wasting time on that jeet shit for hours (while trying to justify spending thousands on a GPU) just to receive a good seconds-long clip once in a while.
>>282280045Ew
>>282280045Foot to foot I want both cute lolis
>>282280187https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHwJpJNUKmI
>>282280187Upskirting Kami at Her Own Temple Challenge (Gone Wrong)
>>282279590>Suruga wearing one probably hints at her molesting one.Every time monkey molests a loli, she takes her bracelet as a prize.
Is Nekomongatari Black kind of a recap of parts of Bakemonogatari with new scenes?
>>282280672I mean the way this show spoils endings and plots all the time you could maybe look at tit like that.But not really no, it will give you the details of what happened during Golden week.It's what Kizu was to Bake flashbacks of spring break. it also sets you up for Neko-Shiro.
>>282267233have the courage to order a hachikuji figure
>>282280711I wish more super deformed figures like this would exist. Nowadays it would just be something fugly like a nendoroid.
>>282280672>The little peak in the middle of the pussy shadow suggesting a creaseSex
>>282280818this IS a nendoroid... not all nendos are built the same though.
>>282281120I stumble fumbled
I still find it interesting that Araragi actually upheld his word when he vowed not to razz Hachikuji ever again in Nise after getting raped by Kanbaru. The only exceptions are when he sees her in the past and needs to get her attention and when he sees her in Hell after thinking she was gone. Otherwise those he interacts with her without a single grope and she even expresses disappointment in him because of it. Hopefully he'll learn to please her again in the future.
>>282281533Monkey stole his bracelet
>>282279103Pronounce watashi and no da without slapping your front teeth, that's right old people don't got no more teeth so they say washi.
>>282281680I see. What about わらわ?
>>282270450It's just that big games are designed to look "good enough" on whatever the new console is, with no regard for optimizing or best practice.Gamers are the most retarded faggot consumers on the Earth and will never stop paying huge amounts for increasingly shit products, regardless of how much they complain about it.
>>282281754No more muscle energy to articulate from a lifelong diet of rice and fish.
Shinobu has a plump belly from eating too many donuts too quickly
>>282282060This but Hachikuji.I'm sure there's a drawing similar out there though that I don't have.
>>282282127if not sex, why sex shaped?
Would this Araragi take good care of Mitama? She is in need of a better man.
>>282282450Sadly, Araragi is kind to all little girls. There is nothing he can do about it. She will be auditioned by the blonde loli vampire though.
>>282273937it's alright for Araragi to do this because it's obviously a joke and isn't sexual in any way
>>282282786>araragi koyomi claimed this post was a joke
>>282282786Yeah haha it is all so funny. Also butts are okay to show because everyone has one. Monogatari is so humorous.
>>282282450>Mitama mentionedseason 2 when
>>282282786
>>282283867This scene was interesting because it implies he was buying junior idol magazines before.
>>282283829Never
>>282283829I hope Shaft can be the ones who make it. Either that or Passione.
>>282282786That's right. There's nothing inherently sexual about a 5年生 girl's thighs
>>282284931Nope. Nothing sexual about that at all.
My offering to Big Sister Snail is my seed
>>282285151Glad that's settled. We wouldn't want to run afoul of the Tokyo Bill again.
>went into thinking I wanted to bang Snail>ended up liking her in a platonic wayAm I retarded?
It is all okay if you make sure to mention the bill. Just a warning of what not to do.
>>282285447I love her platonically AND want to bang the life back into her, you can do both.
>>282285492You can even do it publicly on a park bench as no one else can see her.
>>282285688I'm not convinced, they'd see my dick out and arrest me for public indecency.
>>282285807Just have her up against the bench, bags on both sides, and everyone will just think you are doing trendy exercises.
>>282277742Hana is great greathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrIjZC9Fnj8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb7er0dTH7ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioJhp2jKG_Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvPnp62NivA
Does anyone have pictures of loli Kanbaru?
>>282286993
>>282287107there needs to be more Karen content desu
>>282287107Imagine having her flex around in front of you during gym.
>>282287652I wonder how easy it is to convince her to take the overalls off
>>282287711Very easy if it's for a good cause like all the kids she beat up getting better.
>>282287956She's not even smug at all. Not a single dirty thought in the head. Just happy to show off her belly. Where did it all go wrong?
>>282287956Nice muscles Kanbaru!
>>282288042BL books
>>282287956She kinda reminds me of Lemon.Having no problem showing herself off.
>>282288112Brown tomboys are premium
>>282288112Could Kanbaru seduce Lemon?
>>282288210Specially if they can still get tanlines..>>282288370If you get Lemon to have heatstroke I'm sure a pickle could seduce her
>>282287956Bless you>>282288112Why are young men in anime so gay?
>>282289745I'd like to say most boys these days are fairly nervous/anxious when approach girls, especially ones that are getting nude in front of themthey don't have old man pervert brains like us where we'd probably be questioning it but also open to it? idk
>>282289745>>282290321I think it is also because this is the way Japanese view their media as more moral. Seeing a schoolgirl nude itself matters a lot less to them than how the male character who also sees her act. Part of what makes stuff like Monogatari more distinct is the fact that good characters aren't afraid to act like perverts. This could be something Japanese pick up on that foreigners don't (since western censors tend to care more about visuals).
>>282290495I know if I saw a girl naked when I was high school I'd probably be blushing and in disbelief, but I know that nudity is more common(now at least) in Eastern parts of the world. Though I guess it's becoming a bit more Westernized where they want privacy from one another?Like I never got fully naked in the changing room with other dudes, whereas I assume boys/girls don't care about getting nude in front of one another in most European/Asian areas?
>>282291069>a bit more Westernized where they want privacy from one anotherThis is pretty much was what happened to a lot of stuff. Things like small bloomers and causally bathing with your sister. While common in anime, they pretty much disappeared after the 80s (of course outside of small cases, I'm sure there are still some Japanese families who take baths together just as there are western ones). This is why a lot of anime, manga, and LNs are filled with so much romanticism, they are essentially old guys remembering their childhood. I'm sure this is also what Nisio is referring to when he makes modern day jokes. From a "perverted" standpoint, they had it very good.
>>282287652omg she CUUUTTTEEEE
>>282289745monkey when she sees a cute little blonde girl
>>282291246Modern manga and anime is going to be a lot less like how anime was in the early 2000's/2010's huh
>>282291646It is probably why people feel like it is less interesting now. The new stuff is based off of the old media without knowing the context. I'm sure many modern otaku even in Japan now just think of them as different things done for fanservice. It also lowers the chance of seeing these, as they no longer are something that is desired out of passion and more direct fanservice like simple nudity or a bikini is more obvious without thinking much. This isn't even a real experience thing, it is more what it is based off of. Media solely based off of other media will always feel cheaper in many ways. Plenty have written well about real things they haven't experienced, but this requires more effort. Back in the day all the guys had was their personal experiences and interesting things they heard about as reference. Now these experiences are less common for the guys and they also hear about most things through the entertainment they consume. It is sort of like someone learning to do something without learning why it is done that way. Most passion now in media is dedicated to a single fetish or the creator's hobby. It doesn't feel as engaging as most things outside these are given less care. Not really the fault of the creator either as there isn't much pushing them to learn about these things. It is what can contribute to tokenization. Instead of moe-chan's outfit highlighting how sexy her type of shorts can be, you just get an obligatory ass zoom up like it is fulfilling a quota (not to mention the shorts probably look a lot less specific). This whole genericfication isn't even just a Japanese problem either, it continues to worsen in western media too for similar reasons. In some ways I suppose it is good though, because it means the very passionate works stand out even more now.
>>282292083I do think the quality anime stands out a lot more now than the standard isekai stuff.Like I watched all of Shoushimin(spelling?) before coming on Monogatari and that was really good. Didn't have much fanservice or pantsu shots, but the story is good, the animation quality/backgrounds obviously show they were really liking what they were doing( at least to me).Sad as it is, but it's kinda like how Western movies were. Recalling movies like The Thing, HEAT, Alien, Taxi Driver, Boondock Saints(Loli Natalie Portman, holy..)But you get where I'm going with it. There was a certain quality of these movies that is missing from modern films, at least most of them. Some directors can pick up the oldie feeling of them, but they don't ever quite get that itch.Maybe it's just nostalgia/rose tinted glasses when I think of older films/animes, but eh... Iunno. I just don't feel as great watching Western shows/movies as I did before.
>>282292346Most people who go to the movie theaters nowadays just do it for the theater experience. There are also movies now like the Minecraft movie where they rely on people mocking at it to make money. It reminds me of the one Ougi short story where Araragi is at the theater with her and notes how different theater culture in the West vs Japan is.
>>282268133I am so tired of the line about kids being gross and annoying. If you think kids are gross and annoying, don't work with them.I have worked with kids. They are a lot of fun and as you have said, honest. It can get quite tiring because they are inexhaustible but that's only natural.It's just, that dumb retort about kids being shit seems to be used by people to assure that they are not pedophiles, which I consider pretty dumb.PD: The kids I've worked with were mostly Japanese, though. Big difference, must admit.
>>282292717Japanese kids and ghetto Latino kids would definitely be quite a vast difference, yesMaybe the kids there were gross(didn't wash hands/picked their nose/went unwashed/didn't wear deodorant etc). Maybe that's what they meant, because if it's that then I don't blame them for saying they're gross instead of trying to hide they might want to diddle an 8 year old or some shit.
>>282292717I can't imagine a loli ever being gross or annoying. I'd do whatever she asks.
>>282292814yeah but Shinobu is a 500+ year old vampire that took the form of a loli and knows how to make you do anythingask a 9 year old what they want to draw and they'll draw a tree
>>282292717No, they got a point. they actually want someone who acts like Shinobu, not a... kid. That doesn't even have to do whether someone is a pedo or not, although I have noticed that aggressively open pedos get REALLY annoyed when lolifags say that about kids.
>>282292893>ask a 9 year old what they want to draw and they'll draw a treeSomething about this sounds strangely beautiful
Children are only as bad and gross as their parents are. A good easy to see example is the parents who give their kids proper haircuts vs the ones that give them lazy chopped ugly haircuts. The care of the parent matters a lot.
>>282293379the freedom of innocence and knowing only serenity, only a child knows when raised without fear or being shouted atit's why fathers get caveman primal instincts when anything remotely bad happens to their daughter, unless they're keenly fucked in the head
>I recognize some images from that Catbox collection
>>282293926The Monogatari AI image gallery?
>>282293926Now preserved on panda for better load timeshttps://exhentai.org/g/3528798/521da5e432/
>>282294107yep>>282294191thankyou
>>282294262Remember to pace yourself and drink plenty of water
>>282294191my favorites are on the first page with Shinobu's bandaid and snails panties on the sunset image
>>282294191Yet another fucking garbage gallery on panda.
>>282294699Boo hoo niggaTell the "real" artists to start making doujins again
>>282294747That basic trash doesn't deserve getting archived under no circumstances. It's the same as these 3DCG furry art "art" galleries on panda.Your slop will never be worth a turd.
AI Circulation
What would Monogatari be like if it didn't have 3dcg backgrounds?
>>282294901As a batman I have a shred of jealousy that every snakefag can have his own snake and they are all canon.
>>282295685We need a Shinobu clone arc
>>282295968Especially if it's this form.
>>282266285The courage to fuck Hachikuji in the asshole with no lube!
The courage to watch the last episode of Shinobu Time without crying
>>282296391Not many have this
>>282296013Imagine the things she would do for some Mr. Donuts.
>>282296013This is the form most suited to an undercover mission as a prostitute
>>282296862I would show her a new use for the doughnut hole.
>>282296947Glazed...
Would you be able to please Nadeko?
>>282297463>virgin middle school girlYes
>>282297463I would lick her clit like a Tootsie Pop
>>282297463Considering her level of experience thus far, and it being legal in the land it happened in, yes, she would likely enjoy the interaction.
>>282297544Nadeko, all jobs appear hard to a neet like you.
the courage to cum inside
>>282297544Three times then you bite it?
>>282297463I would need a team.
>>282285294I love her so much
>>282267233just buy a 3d printer and print your ownyou can even use ai to generate an image, then use another ai to make a 3d model of that image, then print thatthe days of relying on shitty chinese plastic crack factories for your figures are over
>>282299534Same. She made Zoku for me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEv2EOqpsd8
Big Schnecke
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Based
>>282292717you only read the first part of my sentence, retard. they're annoying by adult standards and the ones under 10 are usually covered in snot or dirt, but it's fine because they're kids and that's normal. i still like kids because they're far more genuine and optimistic than adults, but the key point is -working- with them. my job is in healthcare so i'm also dealing with a lot of either bad kids or bad parents and this job is ultimately just to add to my resume>>282299405you'd be surprised how well this actually works
>>282273956>Or are they something fancier like glassAre you thinking about a jade bangle?
Which gatari girl is most likely to lock me up?
>>282301672Ougi or Tsukuhi if you mean lifetimeSenjou or Kanbaru for a jokeOikura if you want interchangeable lock ups and releases depending on the mood
>>282301672Crab.I also assume you're into cucking too, since you like being locked up, so Crab is the Monogatari girl for you, anon.
>>282301672Gaen would probably straight up arrest you if you seemed to be having to much fun.
>>282301672Snake (at the height of her breakdown)
Do you like polygamy or harem?
>>282302165Honestly I'm more into monogamy. I know, when faced with plenty of the girls in monogatari it'd be hard, but if I had to pick one, it'd probably be Kanbaru or Hanekawa. Whichever I fell for first.
>>282302293Go for the cat because monkey has been claimed
>>282301813I would not mind Tsukihi putting me in permanent chastity if I still get to cum somehow from time to time
>>282302354The danger comes from her completely forgetting she has you locked up for weeks.
>>282302318By who?I figure this is where they're all available.
>>282302414I can plead and beg
Unwrapping Tsukihi
>>282296936Tillynobu
>>282299534>>282299780HUGE snail
>>282266285Blessed be her fat ass
>>282302293>>282302573Like she's your birthday present
>>282303028What anime is this creature from?
>>282303106Cop Craft. It has a cute elf girl who I think Shinobu anons would enjoy. In one episode she has to go undercover as a prostitute.
>>282303126I still need to watch this
I watched Monogatari for the first time around this time last year. Now that the air is already chilling, I feel in the same mood that I did when watching for the first time. I have successfully got my brain to link half the year to Monogatari.
>>282303126I did actually like this, buuut it didn't have as much perverted stuff as I thought it would with how some anons were going on about the elf loli.
>>282303754Monogatari has sex nearly every cour but is also like this in a way. A lot of the characters most thirsted over don't actually get a lot of sex scenes.
>>282294191I hate AI but goddamn those Kanbaru ones are good
>>282294191The gallery was removed.
>>282304106For what purpose?!??/!!1!!/?!1
>>282304106i bet this faggot reported it >>282294699
>>282294191One of the comments translated >Mr. Big Shot, please give me more small shinobi.
>>282304165No, also the gallery is still there. You fucking retarded newfag.
>>282301672>lock me up?In what?
What are some time wasting questions about Monogatari?
>>282305146Except it isn't
>>282305365>He doesn't know how to access the panda
>>2823054204/10 bait
>>282305213
>>282305365Retarded newfag confirmed. How can you be this retarded? Even if it's "intentional" bait you're retarded as fuck.
>>282305534Thought soKamideko is your answer
>>2823055613/10 bait used to be believable you're getting a lower score each time now
I can still access the Monogatari AI gallery fine It is beautiful
>>282306067nice old shot
>>282305146>implyingi assumed the faggot that said it was removed wasn't lying, you dumb retarded faggot
>>282306067Works on my machine
>Durrhhurrr it's still there duurrr
>>282306067It's not even delisted from search or anything.>>282306364>i assumedRetard.
>>282306067Ah, yes. I can see it too.
>>282306694Shinobooby has the best frames of any Gatari
>>282306671>>282306694why are you guys even lying, what do you gain?
>>282307219It's a wonderful thing, to contemplate the mysteries hiding just below the surface
>>282306694What incredible mysteries must await us, down Shinobu's blouse
>>282307444Shinobutt >>282307575Shinobuds
>>282307660Shinobiiiiiii
>>282307660
>>282307761I think they used this in the 2024 Shinobu character reintroduction so this is a certified big Shinobu moment.
Shinobu's tiny toes
>>282308027Nevermind, they don't but they still use the bandaid and bath scene which are similar I guess. I swear I remember seeing it in a compilation though. I wonder who organizes those videos and decides which are the most important moment too.
>>282308084Someone put a lot of care into them
I want to see 8nobu in very tall heels. Like heels the length of her body.
>>282308114
>>282303080what does (hag)snail smell like>>282303413i watched bake and nise in the summer, s2 in the fall, and owari in the winter. i always think of each seasons when the weather gets that way
>>282309312>what does (hag)snail smell likeBooze
>>282309409I just had an idea for a goddess snek x goddess hag snail sake drinking contest
>>282309559Strangely enough I think Snake could hold hers better. Though Mayoi was drinking a lot more. Interesting.
It is still lewd how easily Nadeko takes to drinking alcohol. In fact, that whole villain arc of hers was very pervy and lewd. Forcing the problems of a Middle School girl to be those of a whole city. Everyone given an excuse to poke and prod around. Sticking their fingers, in places they wouldn't normally...
>>282310261Reminder that in the novel it's implied she spiked Araragi's drink when she tried to seduce him
>>282310880I still can't believe he didn't go for it.>>282299103She was MOUNTING him. Nopan!
>>282308263Yeah, me. With my lips and tongue.I kiss and lick them every night.
>>282311038I wonder what you could bathe her in to make them taste better
>>282312316Jam, or an icing of some sort since she loves donuts.
>>282313126She wears the bandaid to keep the jam from going into her hole. As for the other hole, it can be licked out.
>>282294191Good job removing it faggot
cl*nkers mad
What are your thoughts on Hachikuji's belly?
>>282314118
>>282314118Want to push my fingers into it and feel her internal organs
>>282314746Imagine feeling some movement in her intestines
>>282314815>>282314746I'd rather feel the inside of her pussy but you guys do you I guess.I'll never understand guro fetishists.
>>282314944Simply pressing on her belly and feeling something very intimate isn't guro. Haven't you done it to a dog or yourself before?
>>282299534Hag.
>>282308974Adult Shinobu is gigantic.
>>282314118Lickable.
>>282315148It is her advanced vampiric form. She is shorter at an age where she would've reached her natural physical maturity. Imagine just how terrifying Suicide-Master must've looked at full strength.
Sodachi loves herself
>>282316725This scene is at the rank of Shinobu's bath scene and Nadeko Draw in levels of blatantness and lewdness.
>>282316766
We've been having quite a few Monogatari threads recently haven't we.
>>282316862It feels like we've grown a bit closer to Monogatari
>>282316986she really was gonna let Ararararagi fuck her just because he brushed her teeth huh
>>282317095He also cleaned up after her mess the day before.
>>282316986Does having your teeth brushed by someone else really feel that good?
>>282317186wanna find out?
>>282317186It feels good sometimes when I do it to myself. I can imagine the added factor of someone else doing it to you in a very suggestive way would make it feel even more sensitive. Not to mention, this could be one of those cases of Nisio writing from experience.
>>282317299I forget if this was an actual scene or if this is AI. I remember there being a very jarring assshot in Nise though.
>>282317840Actual scene from the toothbrushing episode
I want to share my imoutos with monkey in a night of passion
>>282317898I was mostly tripped up by SauceNAO failing but suspected this. The scene is probably the most out of place one in the whole series (although very nice). I love how Monogatari fanservice is like the horny version of a creepypasta.
>>282317934I wish Yotsugi didn't put the panties back on
excited monkee
>>282318776I feel the same way when I see Shinobu
>>282276289that’s a lot of snailsimagine…
>>282319394I imagine a bus after I've gone through. All the Snails in various states of undress...
ive never watched your show but im a big fan of the glasses cat girl with fat tits
>>282319910Unfortunately she pretty much leaves the story so our chances of seeing them bare again are lowered.
>>282299534would you visit her every single day in her lonely shrine?
>>282297463she can be my neet roommate
>>282301672>lock you upthis can mean multiple things
>>282303126Her ears look off.
>>282320474Don't make fun of her, she can't help that her ears are pointy.JAVGD
Shinobu cheekshttps://files.catbox.moe/1cg209.png
>>282320985smells like donuts.
>>282320985Beautiful and family friendly since her girl parts are fortunately hidden.
Has anyone added up Araragi's actions throughout the series and found out what he would be charged with under Japanese law yet?
>>282322419Is there a law against groping ghosts?
wonder if the anime artists have a bunch of naked loli art they did
>>282323164the real question is if we'll see any of it
>>282322419Better call the Monogatari Police then which his mother happens to be one.
we need to defeat the mayo menace
>>282323164Watanabe draws lewd stuff occasionally and has also worked on porn in the past.>>282323192I really hope Shaft does more artbooks in the future. Such a long running project is sure to have enough interesting content to last for a long time.
>>282323232The mayo is hiding somewhere in my body, I need Hachikuji's help to draw it out
>>282323419It will immediately come out the moment she lets you hold her hand
>>282319945visit? I'd live there
>>282319945I would be willing to give up my lolicon ways for a snail wife
>>282319945>>282324933Same. I'd love to become a Snail priest.
When and why was Ougi born again? It was during those hectic summer days after they decided to time travel up until Snail disappearing right? Or had Shinobu's first kin anything to do with it as well?
>>282327075Why is because Araragi wished he was a cute and spooky girl
After rewatching the entire show recently it seems to me that everything after kizu i.e where Shinobu doesn't die is alternate universe shenanigans where araragi gets a harem.
>>282328576esl-kun...
>>282326759I like to imagine Tsukihi occasionally annoys the whole house by singing and dancing to a disco beat.
>>282328804She's annoys everyone in general If the audio commentaries are anything to go off of
No two ways about it. Monogatari makes me wish I could have sex with children
>>282329300Wow
>>282329300how can one man say something so based and mayoi pilled
>>282329455Hey tiny child body turns me on so much. I want to lick it all over while filling her tiny developing vagina with my cock
>>282329696Hachikuji is already developed, she's a big girl.
>>282330059For you.
>>282330266Both have big tits and large round butts
What do Monogatari fans find attractive?
>>282331584Clever wordplay
>>282326759
>>282331584
>>282329300the courage to say something like that
Glad there's a thread up, I just finished reading Bake as my introduction to Monogatari. I really loved it and it makes me wish I got into the series a lot sooner. The character writing and prose is pretty fantastic, my favourite arc would probably be monkey, followed by crab, with my favourite character being Hachikuji. It's take on 怪異 (not sure what they're referred to as by English translations) is really interesting, the way the book refers to them as "victims" (for everyone besides Nadeko) is a really interesting take and one that I can imagine sticking in my brain, it's really well done with Black Hanegawa at the end. I'm gonna read Kizu next, but I'm also gonna watch the Shaft adaptation sometime soon, most likely tomorrow, I'm really excited to see how you'd adapt something like this, with so much of it's storytelling being either>Two characters talk in a room/singular locationor>Two characters talk while walking to said location Fantastic stuff. Thanks for reading my blog.
you guys make me think
>>282332304Good blog posts and I feel like you get it.Enjoy the rest.
>>282329300>>282332264
>>282332304I won't spoil a lot but they adapt it really well. Even the simplest scenes have the characters posing like Greek statues and pinup girls while talking. There is always something interesting visually.
>>282332385Really makes me think.
>>282332304Most subs translate 怪異 as oddities
>>282332999nice numbers
https://files.catbox.moe/h8za32.png
>>282332999ouugh... Snail shoulders and back... erotic...!
>>282332385I looked at the mal page for this out of curiosity. It is still interesting looking at works back from before genres were defined as much in anime. You'd have these ecchi, moe, and other otaku shows made by studios that otherwise made a bunch of shonen and other children's shows. You'd even have a few staff members who otherwise didn't do projects like these. Eventually the guys who made these things would spin off into their own studios more dedicated to these works. But it is interesting to think of the time when they worked at more "ordinary" studios. What started as a couple perverts filling in open slots for the company, would eventually go on to be the people who took over the whole industry. Little girls are just that powerful.
>>282333063>>282333201I missed it
>>282333247https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/282266285/#282332999
>>282333265Why was it deleted?
>>282333292users can delete their own posts maybe he was embarrassed how large chin the ai gave to the girl
>>282333409If you look really close you can see that most of Shinobu's thighs are sticking out of that shirt. This is going to be very sexy.
>>282333489I am looking
>>282333173God, I love little sisters so much
For me, it's the ribs
>>282334312Running your hands along them would be nice
>>282334312I don't like ribs, makes a girl look malnourished. Lolis should be happy and well fed
>>282335614Every single frame of Shinobu is drawn in the most erotic way possible
>>282333595The pose!
>>282336470"That" pose
>>282285377I want to make love to that butt
>>282336637I can see the beginning of her cheek
>>282337934Makes you want to kiss it, right?
>>282338006It looks especially kissable here. Both cheeks have a great roundness and the wedge between them is very nice. The netting adds a fun texture too.
I just want to headpat
I almost feel like Nisio made Ikusa so Shaft can adapt it as a sort of special after finishing Off and Monster Season. If they really save Musubi for the end it would flow pretty well. This turns both of these previously disorganized seasons into something more meaningful, essentially an explanation of what happens to Araragi after Highschool. This will allow whatever comes next to have better focus on whatever Nisio wants to focus on next.
>>282340100What about giving a headpat and buttpat at the same time? Shinobu seems like the type who'd be into it. Don't know about the other monololis.
>>282329300Like.. Kid drawings.. Right?Cause if you're talking real, no you don't, anon. There's nothing good that'll come out of it. It's also illegal as fuck, and you'll be barred pretty much for life from doing anything if caught. Yes yes, don't get caught. 98% of the time the kid will say something, as they should DESU.At least say you wanna fuck a 14 year old in Japan or something where the AoC is there, sheesh.
>>282341776Ahem anonmy license.
>>282341894Alright, all is in order then.Carry on, with drawings.
>>282341895Snail is lying so much about being pure
>>282341776
>>282341957In drawings.
>No cap diddyragi you totally don't want a gyat like mine I'll tell on you bruh>Hey stop the sus blud, ah, sheesh~
This whole thread is being monitored
>>282342180By who?
>>282342320Enemies, but worry not for I am a friend
>>282342088Thank God she died in the 90s
>>282342430What is with the random picture of Yotsugi's ass? Why is Mayoi producing fanservice of her friend?
>>282342320Kami-sama
>>282342498She knows what the people want
>>282342518Hmmm
>>282342536Aren't those just .. white panties pretty much?certainly not as lingerie/grown up like Hanekawa.
>>282342778They have a print on them, which can be extra sexy because it is like she got stamped on the butt.
>>282342838A print? Like flowers or just random shit?
>>282343062In Kabuki when Araragi pushes up her skirt, she has a cartoon Snail with Mai Mai written under it. This is different from the plain pink she wears in Bake and the White she wears in Owari. I've not seen Mustard yet to know if you see her panties. I hope if she gets another panty scene though they are printed again as I like prints.
>>282343235I don't think Shinobu wears panties(I think that's who mustard is? idk)She just has a bandaid on typically over her pussy.But interesting, I think printed panties would be kinda cute, depending on what's on it.
>>282294191These are nice. What AI tool do you use to make something like this?
Mustard my beloved...
>>282333409Nadeko in real full bloomers uniform... I look forward to the art to come from this.
>>282343760I look forward to nearly every shot with her in it being a try not to get hard challenge ass shot. Exactly what they did with Satoko when she got the skimpy outfit later on.
>>282342536Hachikuji's kuma pantsu
>>282341895she liked it
>>282344196>Monogatari fans
>>282294191how do I access this? it's just a white page
>>282344244It's Japan's fault
>>282344340>not hardcoded subsanon??at least turn off the background opacity
>>282344340Araragi has died inside, he feels nothing (except when he sees little girls)
>>282344363Anime needs more shots like this. We get tit close ups all the time, no reason we can't get some more ass close ups.
>>282268139sauce on the music?
>>282343660Illustrious
>>282344565There is music on the gif? I posted it many times and didn't know this, nor do I know how to hear it.
>>282344648I was joking but it's used for a webm with cool music, that sometimes people post on /wsg/, and no one knows what it's from as far as I have seen
>>282344085It's good to know that even though she's a ghost, she has multiple fresh pairs of panties stored in her backpack
>>282344742>no one knows what it's from as far as I have seenUhh, isn't it just Snail drawn over Kumin Tsuyuri?
>>282267218>>282267277I'm using linux, I can't open the rar file without a password that I presume was set by the author of that papercraft. Do you guys know it?
>>282344790I meant the music
>>282344762I still don't understand why they were shadowed in Nise of all things. You can't even say they temporarily did it because they were being cautious around the Tokyo Metropolitan Ordinance because Shinobu has a much lewder scene in the same cour. Unless it is specifically the act of upskirting that they thought was too perverse and Shinobu is just natural nudity.
>>282344855Oh, yeah never seen the webm so idk
>>282344855https://soundcloud.com/henshingarbo/mayoithis?no idea
>>282344860It's not censorship, the point of the scene is to just tease her panties without actually letting you see them.
>>282344926Oh shit that's itthanks
>>282344999I suppose that is sexy in a way
>>282345091See, you get it
>>282286993my wife is and always has been a cutie
>>282345205Big butt
>>282345235Kanbaru is too fucking cute
>>282345526Surprisingly pure
>>282344340
>>282345901araragi is a true degenerate
>>282345901>>282345901
>>282345901I like the visual storytelling Shaft uses to communicate these ideas.
It’s a good thread
>>282344363I just happen to know exactly what this is
>>282342778There’s a snail on them
>>282346397Get around genital censorship laws with this one weird trick.
>>282342778>Aren't those just .. white panties pretty much?consumer demand
>>282333173>fire sisters threesomeYes please!
>>282346397Probably one of the worst VN adaptationsat the time (2011) it didn't have any standards and I found it to be good. I still haven't played the VN yet, though.
>>282343760I am greatly looking forward to Nadeko's red bloomers, so stylish
>>282347252She will look like a baboon with a red ass
>>282333222And it was fantastic. pigeon-holing genres to consolidate has always been the death of creativity. Look what happened to light novels when all of them just became staying strictly in their lane, never leaving it in fear of their audience leaving them. Or a more catastrophic example, western comic books when all of them were consolidated down to just the superhero genre. Variety is the spice of life and it was never a smart idea to demand everything be made the same just because everyone else also does it. That's why I fear the love of little girls being regulated out of existence or snuffed out as genres attempt to sanitize themselves to be saved from the censor. It hasn't happened yet, but I see the writing on the wall that eventually came for French comics.
>>282345620I really need more art, even SFW of Kanbaru.
>>282347471There is never enough
>>282347448The fortunate thing is that every time the UN comes for lolis, the Japanese make it more of an outsider attacking them thing. They are becoming increasingly aware of foreign attempts to influence their companies and culture and are becoming more hostile towards it. It is only aided by these groups getting more blatant in their attacks as they realize they are losing and become impatient. We could very well live to see loligirls like Shinobu become a rallying symbol for the Japanese, if they aren't already like this.
>>282347862[x] bury my face in monkey thighs
>>282347862The front of the crotch like this is very sexy
>>282348815I can't describe how this image makes me feel. I want to make animal noises.
>>282348815snail needs ups
[anguished ryan gosling noises]
>>282348929these noises? >>282291306
>>282348815I like that you can't tell if Araragi's head is under her skirt
>>282267905panchu status?
>Does this really feel good, Koyomi onii-chan?
>>282349005I am not a footfagbut
>>282349005Nadeko has an overly developed ass
>>282348990goddamnit lol now I'll never unsee it
>>282349163soft, plump rump made for gripping
>>282349005
>>282349005>>282349118>>282349392I am a footfag but
>>282349392Guess I'm doing it to Snek feet again tonight.
>>282349392Cute toes>>282349418>>282349488
>>282349163Looks like a healthy 1X-year-old girl's ass to me
so has it been discussed here that the next monogatari book is gonna be the one about how the occult club put ononoki together
>>282350291Yes and it will be epic. I can't wait to have an anon read it for me.
>>282333173this is AI slop isn't it
>>282350517Looks official to me
>>282350691huhi was convinced for a second because the text doesn't look like squigglesbut it's all broken mtl japanesesucksi hate AI slop
>>282350691I wanna procreate with this
>>282350691One Hachikuji, coming up
>>282350737Real artists could be drawing this, but until they do recreating official style is the best use case for slop
>>282350957Calling it slop is reaching a bit now desu. It's more like an expensive fast food joint.
>>282351104Those ones I just posted are pretty sloppy tbdesu now that I'm taking a good look at them, rough around the eyes and digits. I only saved them because I was captivated by the body line and naked apronOur local slop artists are much higher quality, they take the time and care to clean it up
>>282351319Hachikuji's pussy!
>>282351319At this point AI stuff is just like any other artform, there is low effort trash anyone with a beefy pc can make, high effort polished gens that fill the much felt gap cause by the gatcha migration of ero artists, and everything mid in between.
>>282350957>>282351319Turning official art into lewd shorts is an outstanding use of AI.
>>282352690I'm not impressed by AI videos for anime yet. It looks rotoscoped and defaults to ghibli style when it moves too much from the original image.
Three bump limits in a row.Rest in peace.
the courage to post in an autosaging thread
>>282353673Mayoifar too strong
I LOVE HACHIKUJI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
