Would you prefer to fuck Nyamo or Yukari? You're only allowed one. Decide wisely.
>>282271454Nyamo, but only if Yukari is forced to watch.
>>282271454Nyamo by a mile
>>282271454These two got together after not being able to find husbands.
>>282271454marry nyamo and cheat on her with yukari
>you can only choose oneTheyre are quite literally a package deal OPThis is canon and true
Tomo is shit and ruined the whole episode.SHIT.
I wanna fuck Osaka
>>282271454Yukari.
>>282271454Yukari
>>282272036Sorry, she's my waifu and I do not give you permission.
>>282271454What is sex with Yukari like
>>282272337Wild and a little chaotic much like how outwardly she is I imagine Nyamo is the much more adventurous and kinkier one though
>>282272337Based inkerton
>>282272337She'd probably be a bit of a dead fish unless you tapped into her choleric side by implying that she's lazier in bed than Nyamo or something.
Yukari would talk a big game but be a boring fuck meanwhile everyone knows Nyamo is secretly a whore.
>>282272568What positions do you think are Nyamo's favourite? I bet she loves femdom
>>282271454Yukari. Without even thinking twice.
>>282272337sloppy and enthusiastic
>>282272337I imagine that she would BE hornier than Nyamo but Nyamo would GET hornier.Like, Yukari'd be down to fuck more often and be really fun, but fucking Nyamo would be rarer and an event in of itself.I'd probably go for Yukari, though they are likely to come as a package deal.
Nyamo but only if Kagura joins in
>>282271454Yukari, the sex would be more frequent and eager, and the Engrish pillow talk would be hilarious
>>282272036>>282272174Selamat pagi!
>>282271454Yukari in your 20sNyamo in your 30s
>>282276766Would sniff, smooch and lick this retard's ass
>>282271454Nyamo-sensei, because she is so desperate for a wedding ring that she would allow me to do the worst degenerate and depravated things to her body. (Like missionary position with handholding aimed to procreate. However, she and Abe-san ghost didn't know that I am sterile due to the syphilis in 1999)Moreover, Yukari Tanizaki is only for Onizuka.
>>282272337She'd be insufferably smug that you picked her instead of Nyamo, probably wanting you to beg for it and acting as if she's doing you a huge favour, while the experience itself would be most likely average.>>282272495Or that. Just get her drunk and angry so that she goes wild.
>>282273711She would do nothing but butch about Osaka maybe have a small cry session every once in a while how Nyamo is superior to her before going for round 2
>started out and they were older than me and it was hot>now im older than them, and its hot
>>282271454Nyamo for various plays against her willYukari is likely to get bored in the middle of sex and stop collaborating
>>282271607Big FAT Nyamo butt
>>282272337Incredibly stinky
>>282271454I like Nyamo more, but i think Yukari would be a better fuck.
But why choose?
>>282278911Have either one of them actually had sex before
>>282271607spbp
>>282271454Nyamo, how is this a question?
>>282279013Nyamo certainly, she told the girls all about her sexual escapades.
Nyamo seems less likely to be homophobic, so her.
>>282279841Too bad for you the least homophobic teacher is a man.
>>282279824That time she got drunk around a bunch of kidsMaybe she's the real bad influence and Yukari is actually pure
>>282279894It's not like the kids haven't seen drunk adults before. Especially Osaka.
>>282271454Nyamo, they both look fun and are probably worn out to hell in the sack but I don't like Yukari's histrionic personality
poor chiyo-chan
>>282279013Both of them have sexual escapdes.Third year summer days at Chiyo house: Nyamo feared that Yukari would describe of her (dirty) experiences to the Daioh girls, but at least she got drunk and described her experiences.However it's strange how the Daioh girls didn't have a sort of love relationship in three years.Okay, I may admit Osaka (too retar... weird), Tomo (hyperactive), Chiyo (probably some pedo janitor had some fantasy), but come on... Kagura, Sakaki, Yomi and even Kaorin should have caught the interest of a pair of guys in their school.
>>282280587Scary and rumored to be gay, intimidating and furry, and head full of shoujo manga respectively.
>>282280424>You'll understand when you grow up
>>282271454I don't want to fuck either of them. I want to make them feel unwanted.
>>282271454Nyamo. Cute, level-headed, toned body.
>>282280587Kagura is probably going to be the first one of the Daiohs to be sexually active she's an athlete and they often have ridiculously high libidos. I heard sporting events are pretty much just large scale orgies behind the scenes.
>>282271454Nyamo
>>282273711>>282272337Yukari would be a dead fish who only has sex with you rarely out of vacation to keep whatever gravy boat she has afloat.
>>282271454Nyamo, obviously
What were they like when they were in high school
>>282284405Both massive sluts
Kagura and Nyamo threesome or Tomo and Yukari threesomeFuck this is a hard one lads
>>282287483both options would suck you dry
>>282289879But would be a great way to die
>>282271454They're fictional characters so I can't have sex with either one.
>>282271454yes
>>282272337Hedonistic may be the right adjective.You plan to meet up Saturday morning and spend the entire weekend together going on dates . The reality is that you never leave her apartment. Conversation turns to make-out sessions then your clothes come off. You'd planned to work up to this moment, but neither of you mind skipping to the best part. You spend the next few hours having sex. You find she up for almost anything, and what she does protest to takes only a little bit of alcohol to change her mind. When get hungry, she orders delivery.When you get tired you both lounge around naked. In fact, there is little reason to wear clothes at all and you quickly become acclimated to the concept. Marathons of sex are only broken by the need to eat or sleep. You loose track of time and go numb to the rest of the world.Then one day you realize how much time has actually passed. You notice the trash scattered around the room, and the awful smell you had somehow ignored. It's Tuesday, but Yukari doesn't seem to care at all. Finally you have to pry yourself away and return back to the real world. The sun stings your eyes as you exit her apartment. As you leave you notice another woman passing you and headed towards Yukari''s apartment. Her look seems more annoyed than angry and you can tell this isn't the first time she's had to drag her friend out of the apparent like this.
>>282284405See Tomo and Yomi
>>282295128i never knew i needed a yukari sex purgatory den before now
>azumanga thread>70 posts>tfw too busy to replythis shit always happens when I'm not browsing /a/
>>282280587It would've changed the focus of the series away from being about a group of friends growing up together to broader teenage life topics and been way worse for it
Who is the second worst girl in anime history behind Tomo Takino?
>>282271891I hate this meme. Chiyo! Chiyo is the one that ruined the episode! Forever! In every anime!
>>282296948Nah, Tomo's a cunt.
>>282297067>sample
>mfw /azu/ is still alive after all these years
>Azumanga Daioh aired 73 years ago
>>282297119That's the filename on Gelbooru.
>>282271454Which one of them is ovulating?
>>282297823You are a bad person and should feel bad.
>>282297902Both of them
>>282290851You're not trying hard enough.
>>282282292>I heard sporting events are pretty much just large scale orgies behind the scenesMainly the Olympics. They've been known for running out of condoms in the past, even if they ordered a fuckhuge supply in advance
>>282299298How many condoms will one need for a night with Kagura and Nyamo?
>>282271454Yukari forever
>>282271454nyamo is for marriage yukari is for rape
>>282280312i fucking love yomer
>>282300069i love fucking yomer
>>282272337Yukari barely shows any interest in love or sex throughout the series. Sex with her wouldn't be as great as people imagine.
>>282280312>cute autist, would chase floaters with her>proto Yotsuba, would headpat>sexy tomboy, would jog with and have sex in the bushes on a summer evening>wife material>who?>funny dork, would spend the evening with her drinking until we end up having loud and drunk sex>wife 2>kill Tomo>cute jimiko, would bring her cakes and tease her about gaining weight despite barely taking on a single kilogram
>>282297526can't find it link pls
>>282271454This is a really shitty upscale.
>>282272337I don’t know who it is here that’s been dumping their inkerton folder in threads but I love you for it.
