POV: you are Ikari Shinji one year after third impact
>>282290269I doubt the world would've unfucked itself fast enough to have normal delivery rooms up and running in under a year.
>>282290269>one year after 3rd impactI'm still trapped in space then, you tremendous bakaGo watch 3.33 again before shitposting, get your facts right at least
>>282290384I mean, the facility would still be there (at least outside tokyo-3, that place got fucked by the black moon digging itself out of the ground), it was just the people that turned into juice
>>282290269I'm conflicted about this artist. I like that he makes people seethe but hate that he spawned a few copycats who aren't as good
>>282290269Who's kid is it?
>>282290426in the rebuilds unit 01 doesn't end up in space until after 4th impactthe one kaji stopped with a helicopter, somehowafter third impact unit 01 was just floating there above NERV, impaled with the shit kaworu brought on eva mark.06
>>282290269Can she be more tsundere?
>>282290754kensuke has his own issues to worry about, along with the rest of the males in his class
>>282290269>>282290881I like Khyle.'s style,but I don't like his attempts at humor
>>282290269>Pov: You are Ikari Shinji 20 years after the third impact, wondering why your "son" looks different from you
>>282291064KEKAROOOOO
>>282291064
>>282290269I don't understand this meme.
Do you think this artist is suicidal about the rebuilds?
>>282290269>shows us Asuka's kid>shows us Rei's kid>doesn't show us Misato's kidI feel gypped by this shit. Show us Misato's child by Shinji, Khyle, you coward. Better yet, draw her pregnant.
>>282291328the meme is that female teens are more than ready for sex, get pregnant and birth cute babies.
>>282291090>>282291064I will never understand why you always samefag. Like we can see the timestamps
>>282291817I actually figured out what his deal is. He's a /vn/ schizo which is actually kind of worse then a /dbs/spic.
>>282291064oh no no no, shinjibros...
>>282291938Really? what's he doing posting in there?
>>282292105Why are you quoting me? I made fun of him.
>>282290754Holy ESL.
>>282290313it was just a prank
>>282290269Anime girls holding/breastfeeding their children is a far more appealing visual than even the hottest hentai
>>282290269kill yourself
Misato is carrying twins
>>282293041BASED
>>282293041Pregnancy/Maternalism stocks are on the rise while the birthrate collapses
>>282290269That's not Mari, though
>>282294623Correct, no one cares about Mari
>>282294623
>>282294623Of course it isn’t.
>>282293691cute
>>282294904shinji does
>>282294968It never gets answered in that game
>>282296436How could it?
>>282290269why is she mad at him here?
>>282296518Childbirth can be a bit of an ordeal.
>>282291451Misato is past her fertile years
We finally reached peak and people are discussing ships instead of this
>>282297860Super Nigouki?
>>282297860explain
>>282290269POV: you like this garbage series
>>282290269Kensuke's POV:
>>282298395incorrect
>>282298395correct
>>282297267Her words, she admits it herself.
>>282297267NonsenseEspecially with a youthful lad like Shinji to knock her up.
>>282298532wrong
>>282290471I like his art because he makes people mad and understands internet memes but he recycles the same anime characters too much.
>>282298313He lives
>>282298395He's filming himself getting ready to fuck a black guy?
>>282290269>POV: you are Ikari Shinji one year after third impact.>you will be trapped inside eva 01 alone for 13 more years floating in space.You forgot that detail.>>282290531Shin gekijoban 3.33 starts as end of evangelion finished with eva floating in space, shinji trapped inside eva, and a huge operation to recover eva 01 in the first minutes.
>>282298703That poor kid is gonna end up with FAS
>>282300060what the fuck does that mean?is that even english?
>>282290269>Tranny "artist"You can do better than that
>>282300085Damn, Kensuke sure loves traveling with his wife.
>>282296518Tsundere antics
>>282298395Listening to Asuka getting fucked by shinji while you look at a mirror
>>282290269But I don't see mari there.
>>282300081Nope he's just mad
>>282291064 Kek, I do remember that scene in the last rebuild.
>>282294284Pregnancy sells, but who's buying?
>>282290531No what happens at the end of 2.0 is Near Third Impact, and 3I itself takes place sometime between 2.0 and 3.0. Fourth Impact is what happens near the end of 3.0.
>>282290269This is just an ad, isn't it?The mods they do nothing.
>>282300951Nah, this thread was made to trigger >>282300780 and for how many times he keeps samefagging to >>282291064 it seems to be working. Fun fact, this all started because a black guy on Kiwifarms made fun of him
>>282300911>>282291064I do. Kensuke, got fucked by a black guy and started calling himself Shinji. Don't know why he dyed his heir but he's a very happy cuck
>>282300911>>282291064Based, kek, canon, trans approved, NTR is based, Asushin makes me want to kms
>>282301013He does say all those things
>>282296518Keked
>>282290269>you are Ikari Shinji one year after third impact
>>282301249 This happened.
>>282301249>>282301925asuka sisters... how can this be...
>>282302015 What about the most important part?
>>282302769The first post in like 4 that isn't the schizos samefagging
>>282294623Isn’t this bitch basically just some weird wife-self-insert fan fiction tier bullshit character? Why did people even take her seriously suddenly just shoved into the plot and consider that shit canon? I never watched the later movies, but they just seem tone deaf.
>>282290471EasyArtist has good drawing skills but bad tasteYou don't need to take a stance, just admit he could draw great things if he wasn't a braindead zoomer
>>282290269You mean Chadsuke.
lel, people actually watched the movies
>>282302895Yeah pretty much.
>>282307521because they're the canon ending.
>>282307916In there not and only people who are schizos say that
>>282290269 POV: you are Ikari Shinji one year after third impact, coming to visit Asuka and her husband
>>282309476POV: you see a lolcow making a unfunny joke and remember the last time he posted using that image
>>282309476*with your wife Mari
POV: looking at mirror after making this post >>282309476
>>282290384The world could unfuck itself using the same tools that it fucked itself with. You just have to use them in reverse.
POV: your Kensuke and you have to watch Shinji and Asuka fuck
Even Anno ditched Rebuildhttps://twitter.com/Fields_Fan/status/1967876111838167236
Pov:your Kensuke watching Asuka and Shinji from the cuck chair
>>282310162>>282310405this did happen, yes
Evangelion isn't a very good series outside of EoE, which has it's own problems (guys... crosses.... get it? it's like, religion or something...)
>>282310548this did happen.no really, this is what happens in the movie.
POV: your watching a lolcow samefag but can't space his post out to hide it
>>282310702This is happening. I'm in the thread right now
>me watching the Kensuke get shat on
>>282310702you're*
>>282310548 Canon>>282310405 >>282310162 Not canon
>>282301249>0 babies and three cats>meanwhile asuka and her chad husband >>282290269
>>282312438>hour of seethingWell, At least we know Asushin is canon
gyaru asuka
>>282312438>>>282310162>Not canonIt literally is...
the rebuilds were a huge mistake and this thread proves it
>>282298365>liking eva means you are a happy father with a wife and childDamn you sure got me anon.
>>282298365If only
>>282290269Why is Ikari Shinji spying on Kensuke's wife breasfeeding her child.
>>282315824you can't spy on someone who doesn't exist
>>282315907?
>>282315824There gets a point when you realize after you made the same shit joke 20 times in a thread it goes from being not funny just to being schizo shit
>>282315978Your retard very understable
>>282290269Yeah...
I'm afraid to finish the series because Asuka is best girl and I don't want the Rebuilds to be canon.
POV: You're looking at the thread and the Kensuke retard is still repeating the same shitty joke for the 30th time this thread and repeating the word canon.
>>282290471>he spawned a few copycats who aren't as goodthat one who did the Mushoku Tensei pics is the worst. guy made like four pics and just reposts them constantly, not retweets, he deletes the original posts and then posts them again.
>>282316072Good news for you then: is not canon
It's been over 24 hours since his first shitpost and I have seen him reapat the same joke like 15 times. It gets to a point where you realizes this thread was made to bait you
>>282316253Most of these posts are just one guy replying to himself
>>282316307Yeah, the retard who keeps making the same joke. I.e >>282315824 we already know he likes having full conversations with himself
>>282316338It gets old fast doesn't it
>>282292872It was just a joke.
>>282310162Asuka has all male attention, rei has none
>>282316567Rei has my attention. I like Rei.
>>282290269Gentle reminder NERV has about 192 cameras in and around that room. The entire war room watched this unfold and did NOTHING to stop it. NERV is complicate in rape.
>>282316189But do you think Shinji and Asuka are gonna be ok after the Third Impact?Will love conquer all?
>>282316703>complicateESL-dono...
>>282316789Blame fucking google autocorrect. I'm drunk and let Jesus take the wheel.
>>282316703wasn't NERV a ghost town by then?and then they got invaded shortly afterwards
I never got the impression that Asuka X Shinji was anything more than a casual fling. Asuka using Shinji for "practice" and Shinji only being attracted to Asuka's body.
>masturbates in public to Asuka>cries tears of joy on seeing KaworuShinji was FUCKED UP by the end of this movie, it really does put him through the emotional wringer. I'm surprised he's still sane by the end of it.
>>282317220>I'm surprised he's still sane by the end of it.Was he?
>>282316980アスカはなぜ、シンジとキスしようとしたのか？それは加持に対する一種のあてつけともとれるが、その意味はわからない。いづれにしても、シンジにとってこの事件は、後を引くことがなかったのは確かである。>Why did Asuka decide to kiss Shinji? It was done out of spite in regards to Kaji, even if she didn't know the reason herself. In any case, it is clear the situation left no lingering effects on Shinji.>In any case, it is clear the situation left no lingering effects on Shinji.
>>282317220>masturbates in public to AsukaHe locks the door, this is important.>cries tears of joy on seeing KaworuWhich really should tell you what this movie is all about.>Shinji was FUCKED UP by the end of this movieShinji was FUCKED UP by the beginning of this movie.>I'm surprised he's still sane by the end of itShinji's coping by running away.
>>282318697Well no shit, she went to great lengths to ensure that he would emotionally distance himself from the act, but this ended up backfiring massively
>>282318844If you DON'T start acting erratically and irrationally right after losing everyone you ever gave a shit about, then there's probably something wrong with you
do you think people who have never seen evangelion get whiplash when they watch it and find out shinji and asuka are not a lovey dovey couple like all of the fanart depicts?
>>282290269why are asuka cucks such subhumans?
>>282317220>>282317293>>282318844He also tried to drown himself before pumping his meat to Asuka.
>>282318844>He locks the door, this is important.Dude. There were more cameras in that room then insects.
>>282318945You mean reifags.
>>282319390He says after jerking his dick to cuck porn
>>282319534That’s kensuke.
>>282319643He says after closing his browser tab for blacked.com
>>282319162No, it's been confirmed that it was just sweat
>>282316733watch the movie again
>>282320010A gooner like you never closes it.
>>282320205He says adjusting his chastity cage with his left hand
>>282320156Nigga I haven't finished the series yet, I can't watch the movie. I'm flying purely by years of meme osmosis.
>>282320994
>>282320994Anon...
>>282291938First place I ever saw this schizo post is in Dokkan threads which predates DBS and Dragonball threads being "allowed" on /a/.
>>282321032>>282321116I know...I'm a terrible weeb...I've seen up to episode 11 though.
Asuka deserves better than Shinji
Why are we pretending that anything after EoE is canon?Just to shitpost?
>>282316307>>282316338Actually, I started kensukeposting after seeing how much it makes you guys seethe. I'm not the original kensukeposter you're crying about (if there ever was just one guy).For the record, Asuka is my favourite girl in evangelion, but I don't see why I have to be invested in her pairing with Shinji. Things didn't work out and they both have different partners now, it happens.
>>282290426>Please watch the RebuildsPass
>>282294623The rebuild movies truly solidified how much of a pseud anime evangelion is
>>282316733It'll be okay
>>282322856>この狂人ども、お前らが爆破したんだ！くそっ！全員地獄に落ちろ！
>>282321651The problem is that it makes kensuke and Mari into pedophiles since Asuka had the body of a teenager the whole time and Mari met Shinji when he was fresh out of the womb. It’s creepy and weird and obviously anno didn’t put much thought into it.
>>282298569>i am older than misatowtf
>>282323006kek>does the bus run through here?
>>282323351They're both grown adults by the end of the film.
>>282323351I feel like if you live around someone who is perpetually stuck looking like a little girl, eventually you start looking at her as more of a little sister or niece as long as you're a respectable man and not a predator, that is
>>282323679Yeah but at that level it isn’t really ‘moving on’ for Asuka in the end. She just gets sent back home.
>>282323351>>282323679Small women exist.Asuka had already gone through puberty. Maybe she could have grown a few cm and maybe she could have slightly bigger boobs, but there's plenty of adult women with a body similar to 14yo Asuka.>MariShe didn't see him growing up and met him again after was already grown up. It's just a May December romance.
>>282323679
>>282324306You’re not beating the creep allegations.
>>282324438People have been lusting for Asuka for 30 years but it's suddenly a problem when a boy her age who happened to grow up more than her does it.If anything I wouldn't be surprised if Anno did it on purpose.
>>282324518Having it end that way would be completely contrary to the whole dynamic set up with Asuka and Kaji in the original though, wouldn't it?
>TV Series>Manga>EoE>RebuildsI've consumed them all, all that's left is the ANIMA novels. Wish me luck.
>>282324628Kensuke and Asuka are the same age, met each other in high school and stuck together after that. Nothing to do with Kaji.
>>282298569>old maidYou're not a maiden, Misato. You're a whore.
>>282324719>high schoolsecondary
>>282324817Middle school, yes. My bad.
>>282316703So everyone in NERV has seen Shinji's dick?
>>282324946I doubt anyone checked the footage
>>282299115Ugly artstyle
>>282324518The whole point of Shikinami's character in the rebuilds (for as badly executed as it was) is that she doesn't change at all in all those yearsIt's not just her body, she plays the same games, is as asocial as ever, uses the same vocabulary, and is even still hung up on the same middle school crush for decades on end, and all of this is hidden behind a thin veneer of faux maturity that's more akin to jadednessFor all intents and purposes she's still 14
>>282318920official art already completely misrepresents the castthey even have several illustrations of rei and asuka acting friendly
>>282290269That's actually really cute.
>>282326849That is not the case at all.That's the illusion that 3.0 gives you, in 3.0+1.0 you can see that time did pass and that this Asuka did change along with everyone else, if not in outward appearance.
>>282322856
>>282324691>he doesnt know about Puchi Evahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NFrNU6RVAo
>>282328568
Kensuke.
>>282328568>>282329629As a Reifag I find you really unfunny and sad
>>282328859>More materialMight as well include the games now.
>>282329753and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5t1NRmF-Fk
The Rebuilds will NEVER be canon.
>>282302895>Why did people even take her seriously suddenly just shoved into the plot and consider that shit canon?A lot of people were projecting onto Shinji and unironically said >They would make it like himIt was honestly pathetic in retrospect.
>>282324691play her game
Should I follow Khyleri on Twitter?
