Why does this pairing make people seethe?
Because Asuka is shit and Shinji deserves better.
>>282297263i wouldn't call them "people", exactly
It’s become too big to stop.
Shippers have a brain defect
>>282298242Kek, yeahJust some retard in Perú.He is very dedicated though, certainly...
Yotsuba scares meYotsuba is a gangsterYotsuba is dangerousI need to Remove Yotsuba from the site headersYotsuba pulled up on my nigga's crib and shot up his guts over some unpaid debtsYotsuba don't fuck around in those Compton streets...
>>282298581If I ever learn his address I'll rent a billboard in front of his house and put an Asushin picture in display.
>>282297263Shinji needs therapy and a girl that's not like Asuka and she needs... same thing really. They're too broken to be with anyone and even if they weren't they don't work together.
>>282297263Evangelion was always about shipping and self-inserting into Shinji. LE DEEP lore and philosophy was just a pretense.
>>282298683Kek, eventually someone is going to end up spray painting murals of it in his town
>>282298796Is that what it is? I thought it was the director's masterbatory pile of angst and daddy issues masquerading as an intellectual work
>>282298683If you want to know find out he's actually one of /vn/'s biggest schizos or larping as him. Place is actually worse than /dbs/ because jannies refuse to do shit about the bot spam the floods the thread. Still don't get how the fuck he ended up there though
>>282298746>Shinji needs therapyHe already has a mentor to handle his problems.
>>282297263Shinji-kun is gay
>>282297263Because it's head-cannon. I'm not talking about the Kensuke shit or the godawful Rebuilds, I'm talking about the fact that there's no canonical ship that sailed in the OG Evangelion. The show ended with Shinji breaking from depression in what we assume is instrumentality, no mention of Shinji getting together with anyone. If anything, Kaworu came closest to being a partner to Shinji. In EoE Shinji jerks off to Asuka, Misato kisses him, and he chokes Asuka at the end, but no confirmed ship here either.
>>282297263Why would I seethe over a non canon pairing?
>>282299763It's a good thing rebuild isn't canon.
>>282299929More canon than your headcanon, self-inserter
AsuShin will always be the ship of EVA
>>282297263When OP says people seethe met actually ment >>282300136. Who the fuck types "self-inserter" as a insult.
>>282300692>ESLLittle seething pup.
>>282297263I want you to think long and hard. Would you really want a relationship with 14 year old bdp slut who needs men's sexual interest to feel validation?She needs a parental figure who loves her first and foremost. As nice it would be to become intimate with Asuka it would send the wrong message. You can't be her father and lover at the same time, because a parent's love is supposed to be unconditional.
Damn I made thisb
>>282297263People seethe over kensuke and asuka?
>>282298229based
Seething 4 minutes after that post was made >>282300720. Yeah, he's totally not mad
Man, this one is great >>282300758 he's seething so hard he has to "self-insert" his headcanon.>inb4 he makes a seething reply to me or any post in this thread
>>282300800>he's seething Lmao
>>282297263This thread makes me want to kill myself and post Kensuke.
>>282300895It's a shit thread. You can't even bait people because it's all about kensukeshizo.
