could the Light Music Club survive a zombie apocalypse? or, a less miserable question: how would the Light Music Club react to meeting an alien?
for the first question. assume they're Romero zombies (slow shamblers, rudementary intelligence, everyone who dies of any cause that doesnt destroy the brain comes back, etc.)for the second question assume it's a little green man.anyways, what do you guys think Mugi's parents do for a living?
>>282350124This is just School Live and Dandadan you're asking for.
>>282350234>you're asking a hypothetical question about your favorite anime? but there's two completely unrelated anime vaguely sort of related to your questionsAnon, you're a buzzkill.
uhh anon i dont know, but check out this kill me baby amv!https://youtu.be/f9IaJ1jK1nI?si=mjJP8OtC1bcFBY6ci think if yui saw a little green man she'd try to hug itmio would probably pass outif the alien tried talking to them, it'd be a different story... what if it was an abduction?
>>282350486cute Mio.>if the alien tried talking to them, it'd be a different story...do you think they'd like it?wonder if they'd try to make the little guy like the mascot of their club or something... d'aww
>>282350671what if, since we're watching the anime, and we're practically aliens to the keions, they put us in a tv in the corner of their club room? and that's how we experience the show, but from their perspective we ARE the little green alien, just in a corner-confinement-cathode-ray-tube-television-set. so many questions
>>282350124I feel like they'd run on Teekyuu-rules in those cases, Yui'd be going "ooohoho little green men!!! Oooohoohooo!!!", Ritsu'd be all excited in her own way and going around with Yui looking at the aliens, Mugi would offer them Tea and Cakes, and Mio would be playing it completely straight and having a very reasonable panic attackAzusa'd just faint on the spotAs for the zombies... uhhh... what kind of zombies? I don't think they could survive a damn thing unless Teekyuu-rules again and Mugi saves everyone by throwing money at the problem
>>282350896i feel like azusa and mio's responses would be switched, but otherwise very good analysis. (seeing as how mio has fainted out of fear on-screen multiple times)
>>282350756interesting theory but how do you account for any scene outside of the club where the alien can't view it from his tiny little tv set prison?>>282350896>what kind of zombies.I'm assuming Romero style zombies.slow shamblers (often easily outran by humans, but dangerous in numbers). afraid of fire. capable of very primitive problem solving and tool use (like using a rock to bash open a window.). and everyone who dies of any cause comes back.
>>282350124I watched K-ON and I now I have become racistwhat do I do?
>>282350987>how do you account for any scene outside of the club where the alien can't view it from his tiny little tv set prison?multiple cameras from which the alien observes the keion's like it's the truman show. either that or just magic alien superpowers, you never know with alien technology. it would be interesting if keion was set up (or any anime) like the truman show, where you observe all the occurrences from a candid camera angle.
>>282351014it's the natural course for the 4chan inclined k-on fans, consider it a right of passage.
Yui's feet on my faceCaptcha: MYG0D
>>282351014Why are you presenting this as a problem?
>>282351219I was not expecting the light music club to be so based
>>282350124What if the light music club encountered a tiny clone of hitler?
>>282351118That would be funny, if a little eerie.>>282351149>Azuza as a slavejej>>282351152which keion would be the most likely to>have a foot fetish>indulge someone else in their foot fetish>>282351426depends.does the clone have his memories? just how tiny is it?
>>282351541>which keion would be the most likely to>>indulge someone else in their foot fetishgod I hope its Yui
>>282351426what if the light music club encountered uranium isotope 235 and made a nuke and entered into a cold war with kessoku band?
>>282351541>just how tiny is it?miniature hitler receiving foot service by normal sized yui
did you guys know you can visit the K-On school in real life?Toyosato Elementary School is open to the public in Toyosato, Shiga. You can go inside and walk around and they even have a giftshop with K-On stuff in it.
>>282351673I didn't know that, huh.>>282351599...foot service?>>282351580i know you're shitposting but realistically none of the light music club have the technical knowhow or want to build or use a nuke.
>>282351823>or want to build a nuke.but what if, hypothetically, someone were in the correct mental state to write a convincing piece of fan fiction which depicted exactly this scenario. it's no less probable than the existence of a zombie apocalypse within the anime world of keion as purported in your OP. think about it.
>>282351014Watch more comfy SOL anime and become more racist
>>282351149Azunigga
>>282351970I'm currently working on watching every CGDCT anime ever made. I'm about half way done.
>>282350167>>282350987>Romero zombiesfuck that, go full left 4 dead with hundreds of sprinters climbing buildings and tanks breaking down walls. fuck those keions they have to earn the next cake
>>282352021>fuck those keions they have to earn the next cakethey do enough to earn it by being cute and playing good music
>>282352021>>282352055what if... the keions opened a portal into the world of hidamari sketch where there's a never ending stream of cake via hiro-san's insatiable sweet tooth?
>>282352075it would be extremely fattening
>>282351865I would argue that bending the characters themselves to such an extent is less convincing than simply imposing some external event upon the characters.>>282352021Left For Dead sucks. i always preferred No More Room In Hell anyway.also. it's more boring because let's be real there's no way they're surviving L4D zombies.with Living Dead style zombies. there's at least a reasonable chance.>>282352075I've still never seen Hidamari Sketch.
>>282352075I would still kiss hiro no matter how fat she got
>>282352154>I would argue...but HYPOTHETICALLY there could be significant external circumstances which result in such a conclusion, you would just have to stretch REEEEEALLY far.
>>282351998>I'm currently working on watching every CGDCT anime ever made.Once you achieve this you'll have the same racism power level as Hitler
>>282352188well, what circumstances do you think could reasonably lead Yui and the gang to be in such a dire scenario that they're forced to use a nuke?
>>282352407a zombie apocalypse originating from the minds of the evil kessoku band (the zombies in this scenario are specifically after kessoku band, like a zombie army doing bocchi's wild and crazy evil favors.) keion and company build a nuke and threatening to blow shimokitazawa to smithereens if they don't call off the horde of hollow-skulled ghouls.
>>282352407the jews banning cake and music
>>282352459>build a nukebecause... they were instructed to by miniature hitler, their newfound friend after he was teleported to their realm by little green aliens with foot fetishes. the keions repay the aliens with foot jobs. it all connects together, y'see.
>>282352459immense levels of kino.>>282352461overruled, the jews don't control Japan.
>>282352635>kinokino doko? mimasen
>>282352459>specifically after kessoku bandsorry, specifically after houkago tea time.
I really like Yui and Ui's relationship
>>282352225watching Non Non Biyori made me realise Hitler was right about everything
>>282353424elaborate.>>282353254cutest sisters! i personally am of the opinion that ui is the sexiest k-on.
>>282353546No.
>>282353734no worries anon, not all of us have the brain capacity to come up with interesting scenarios. gomennasai
>>282353546personally I think Ritsu's hottest in terms of sex appeal (but also i feel kind of bad for sexualizing any of them because they're so sweet and pure and nice)
>>282354050yeah i totally agree. good post anon, you should pat yourself on the back, do two pushups and drink a glass of water, then treat yourself to a cookie (flavored by your whim) tomorrow evening.ritsu is bretty hot. imagine the things you could do to that forehead!
>>282354070I just want to cuddle Ritsu and watch a movie........
It's clearly a world of gene-memetically enhanced super humans so the Keion children would stand a good change against weak zombies. Adults can probably leap across rooftops but we don't se it happen in the anime.
They should use Mio as a bait and escape from zombies
>>282354070
>zambosGo to the kotobuki underground bunker/mugi and ritsu would fair the best against zombies, mio dies first. >ayysoffer them cake and tea>>2823503202BeeEef to that anon gekko gurashi is pretty much literally just k-on zombies down to yui hallucinating a dead sawa-chan. >>282350167Her dad owns the kotobuki conglomerate right? Including the music store they go to which is why yui gets shit for cheap.>>282350962Mio would default freak out and azusa would probably refuse to believe that they're real aliensGoddammit i drew this alien let me fucking post it
>>282354866kino.>>282356661you should be hanged for suggesting such things.
>>282350124
>>282352655cute
Probably not>>282350234I don't think those series are grounded like K-on!
>>282350124read the manga anthology chapter and find out if they can
kreion
>>282350124If Mio saw a zombie or an alien she would scream so loud everyone on the planet would hear it
>>282350124Mugi IS an alien. Luckily for the others, she was only there "to observe".
>>282351014Watch Non Non Biyori.
>>282353254I really like Yui and Giita's relationship; it is incredibly cute and underrated.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHcnucZXlHE
>>282351149Is Mio a Union soldier?
>>282353546I don't know if Ui is the sexiest, I haven't given that too much thought really. I do think that Ui is the bestest girl of any anime ever, objectively, as a verifiable fact.>>282356661I think Mio would end up surprising everyone with her resilience and strength in face of actual zombies. Those aren't imagined fears, or phobias she'd be facing. Those would be real, actual zombies. People always fear most what they don't understand. The monster lurking in the dark is always scarier than the one that comes out into the light. I think Mio would end up being a very effective zombie-killer and end up saving the others when it counts. She got pretty used to performing on stage too, remember. Doing it was always easier than she expected it to be.
>>282350124I should start my annual rewatch soon.
>>282366529I finished up a rewatch a month and a half back. Only the third or fourth time watching. This time I really focused, was inspired to take notes after each episode with my thoughts, really analyzed it as I went. On every level: story, character, animation, direction. I already loved the series but I appreciate it on a much deeper level after that. I don't have a YouTube channel, but I kinda want to maybe make some long form video essays reviewing good anime, maybe. If I ever did such a thing I would probably start with K-On. K-On is really a masterpiece.
>>282366061nice analysis anon
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>>282368249Azusa dies on the first day, unless she gets very good at hiding. But Yui is always pouncing on her and getting her in a grapple. Azusa has poor situational awareness and struggles to avoid it. She also tends to overthink things. If confronted with real danger she probably would just freeze up and be too indecisive and get surrounded quickly. She would probably be confused by what's happening, reject the evidence before her eyes if it goes against her expectations, and would be eaten.The biggest danger to Yui is she tends to be too optimistic. We've seen she's got surprising skill reserves when the occasion calls for it, and probably has a high luck score, but ultimately she's the sort to get distracted by a cute puppy, and I think she's bound to treat zombies as not being as big a threat as they actually are. That said, if the others can keep her alive and protect her from herself, she'll probably bring a lot of creativity and inspire the others to devise good methods of defense and survival.Ritsu would be very practical and effective at figuring out solutions. She'd take a methodical, rational approach and optimize the group for efficiency. She'd also try to keep morale up. Ritsu is the one with the street smarts and probably is good in a fight.Mugi would call a helicopter and get them all evacuated before they're in any real danger. Bodyguards would spring out of the bushes at the first sign of zombies and I think Mugi is generous enough to order them to also extend protection to her friends. Most of the story would take place in a bunker in Finland with the other elites. Eventually Ritsu or Yui would do something foolish to get kicked out into the cold, zombie-infested wastes, and Mugi would mourn them with Mio.If Mugi doesn't have access to her staff or financial resources, I think she'll struggle. She's physically strong but that's all she has going for her. She doesn't do well with stress. Unable to deflect, deny, and distract, she'll crumble.
>>282369018>Azusa dies on the first daySeems right
>>282369301If Azusa, Jun, and Ui are together, I think they'd actually do fairly well at first. Jun will have no qualms at all about brutally killing her former classmates and random townsfolk as they lurch around hungry for brains. She's already a psychopath, I think she'd enjoy it. And between Jun and Ui, I think they'd be able to convince Azusa about what's happening and what needs to be done, and keep Azusa alive long enough for her to become a more effective survivor.The real problem is Ui. Not because she'd be ineffective, I think she'd be the best of all at everything. She's the smartest and most talented of the whole bunch. The problem is Ui is going to worry about Yui, and eventually leave Jun and Azusa behind to go off and try to rescue Yui wherever she might be. Ui would then be totally fine out in zombie world by herself, evading monsters and killing as required, for as long as it takes to reach Yui. But as soon as she gets to Yui, Yui will probably be in trouble and Ui will immediately sacrifice herself so Yui can get away. Ui is her own worst enemy in the end.Without Ui, I think Jun will get lazy and bored and fall asleep and get Azusa and herself killed almost right away. Azusa will try her best to keep Jun from immediately becoming a liability, but without Ui there to take charge, they're doomed.
>>282369411what about Nao and Sumire too?
>>282369588I don't know enough about Wakaba Girls to say. I'm doing my analysis purely on the anime.
>>282369411so you're saying kill Yui immediately if you want to save Ui?
>>282370125Ui is coming for Yui no matter what, she'll hold out hope that Yui is still alive. And I'm not sure Ui would even want to live in a world without Yui. The only way to keep Ui alive is to protect Yui at all costs so Ui doesn't have to sacrifice herself. Get everyone together ASAP. Appoint Mugi as Yui's minder, safely in some fortified position. Ritsu's in charge. Mio, Jun, Ui, and Azusa on perimeter security, in appropriate pairs so that Azusa doesn't get overpowered and Jun doesn't become bored and useless. Probably have Mio with Azusa and Ui with Jun. Whenever Yui has a creative thought in her one brain cell, filter that through Ritsu. Don't let Mugi do her "yes, and..." thing to bad Yui ideas.
>>282370799ok and why is Jun a psychopath?
>>282350234School Live had shovel-chan, the keions are fucked. Well, maybe Mugi can carry them all.
>>282370830You couldn't tell?>>282370852That'll be Mio. Yes, Mio. Just you watch. Elizabass gives her plenty of range, and she'll rise to the occasion.
>>282370977Who wouldn't want to fuck Atsushi?
>>282369301
>>282368120>>282368836the strongest keion I wish there were more arts of muscular Mugi
>>282369018well, being fair to Yui. Romero zombies aren't *that* big of a threat on their own.they're physically pretty weak and slow.the main problem is thatA: they have infinite endurance essentially. they can pursue you forever and they can simply wait outside wherever you are indefinitely.B: *everyone* who dies anywhere on the planet, regardless of death (unless whatever kills them inflicts too significant of a trauma on the brain) turns. so there's essentially an infinite new supply of the things. and then you factor in the people that get bitten or scratched and that's even more dead.We don't know if the whole amputating your limb thing to prevent turning works under Romero rules since in the one movie they try that in the character dies of other causes before we can truly see if it worked but since whatever caused the zombies in the Living Dead universe doesn't seem to be a virus, probably not.
>>282375685also the zombies are a bit more intelligent than your average zombies. they have somewhat of a memory. (i.e: Roger remembering where the rest of his team's hiding place was when he dies and turns in the original 1978 version of Dawn Of The Dead) so, like. assuming they aren't immediately distracted by something else there's a good chance if one of the Keions turns they may go after the others.say Mugi trips and breaks her neck somewhere in her compound, whoops! if she knew where any of the other k-ons were before death she may try to pursue them.
>>282375980here's another thing that would effect the keions in a zombie scenario (again, assuming a Romero scenario.)it takes a pretty decent amount of time to spread. the original NOTLD takes place roughly two-ish days after the first case and by that time the radiation that causes the outbreak has, apparently. remained east of the Mississippi River and on the East Coast and part of the Midwest. (where the space probe that spewed the radiation broke up in the atmosphere) where am i going with all this? well, they've got time to prepare. it's probably going to take a while from the time of the outbreak until the dead start rising in Japan and if Mugi's family is savy enough (let's face it they're rich as fuck they probably already at least have *some* sort of doomsday bunker or at least a plan ready to go in case of societal collapse)I feel like in a Night Of The Living Dead scenario. especially in modern times. the Government and the News would figure things out quickly and i figure the President would probably alert the rest of the planet in such a catastrophic scenario>hey europe & asia the dead are rising over here just fyi be on the lookout for that shit over there okay? burn them or destroy the brain
>>282369588what's this?
>>282363990someone post that pic of Yui napping with Giita
>>282350124Yui's luck would largely protect her no matter how close she got to being scratched and bitten. Mio and Azuza would be taking turns being the Rick Grimes of the group between taking turns of bouts of going insane.Mugi would be a bad ass.Ritsu would lose an arm.
>>282367524I feel bad for not being the analytical or the articulated type sometimes, I feel like I have so much to say about K-On but can just never put it into words.
>>282378506>Ritsu would lose an armhow?
>>282379531playing with lathe
>>282379531She got bit and Mio told Mugi to take it off>>282379582She kept leaving it in the kiln
>>282380067>mfw Ritsu would probably cry if she could never play the drums again>mfw thinking about her freaking out and being in pain from the amputationwhat the fuck
>>282376333It's one of the anthology chapters, specifically chapter 12 from Story Anthology Comic Volume 1
>>282381114GOD I need to read the manga.
>>282381330we got bunny jun from the anthology comics
I wanna kiss Mugi's THICC eyebrows.
Don't forget, K-On! Shuffle anime reveal next month
>>282380907Ritsu would figure out how to play drums using a stick in her mouth and be even more hardcore.
>>282382174>no naoko yamadanot the same, but would still be cool.
>>282382174Yui is so CUTE
>>282377326I hope this clip is sufficient.
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPAA FAAAAAAAAKKING NEEEEEEEGGGAAA E-KIIIRRUUUUUUUU BEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMOOOOOOOOOOO
>>282385076what does this mean>>282385075cute but not what i was looking for
>>282385119YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>282385119What about this?
>>282385460me when I got my guitar
>>282385627cute anon
>>282374487
which keion is most architectablei think mio
>>282390935
>>282391143>mugi ten years lateris that real? i don't follow seiyuu stuff
>>282391404It's a random video I found and she looks too much like mugi to not make a joke out of it.
>>282374487Moog at her best is when she's being strong as fuck but looks like an unassuming soft sweet girl that doesn't even know how strong she is. Making her swole ruins the joke.
>>282383687It would be a bit pointless to try redo the K-ON! anime the exact same way with Shuffle. So some change in director could be beneficial for Shuffle to stand out on it's own
>>282363990
>>282385460kino
>>282352154>let's be real there's no way they're surviving L4D zombies.A band in L4D2 did survive it thoughbeit, I think the Keions could have a chancehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_2HmTZPXWo
>>282382174Hope so
>>282375003Cute cake
Why are k-on threads so depressing? The series is very optimistic, I don't understand it.
>>282397903I don't know but as the OP this thread being depressing is my fault since i asked the zombie question
