Back from Kumeta's break.Shibuya Near Family chapter 141: Eru-kun awakens>Banner: Shibuya Ward Pantomime Tournament>(Wahahaha!)>(Wahahaha!)>(Whoooo!)>The reason I have awoken>to this particular talent of mine...>(*Clap clap clap*)>It may all be thanks>to the girl sitting there in the front row.
>*Gacha*>(*Roll*)>(*Pop*)>(*Pop*)>(*Pop*)>Are you an idiot!?>How could you spend *BEEEEP* yen on that trash!?
>But, this one was a winner.>Think about this logically, all right?>Imagine yourself a year... No, a month from now.>Do you really think you're still going to care about that thing?>There's no such thing as a "winner" in gacha.>After all, their only goal is to keep you rolling for more.>99.999% percent of the items in those are nothing but garbage.>This is mom's personal opinion.>Then, if you think about it from a different angle...>You can take whatever kind of garbage you want,>and turn it into "treasure" by putting it in a gacha machine.>Quite. Well spotted.>I... I see.
>You can take whatever kind of garbage you want,>(*Parroting*)>and turn it into "treasure" by putting it in a gacha machine.>How is that supposed to work, then?>Let's demonstrate by gathering up some stuff that we don't want anymore.>I think it goes without saying, but...>This really is just trash.>But, no matter what kind of trash it is...>You can make it desirable by putting it in a gacha.>If I can gather up the world's garbage and put it all in a gacha,>I'll become a millionaire!
>What's this, then?>I had it made from cardboard.>Well? Doesn't that make you want them?>Uh... Not really.>I mean, they all just have trash inside.>What's that!?>It's a gacha, isn't it!>(Huff huff)>Huh?>Can I use that?>Sure, but... There's only trash in there.>What are you talking about?>I want all this stuff!
>This guy's going to be trouble.>Good thing I noticed it this early.>How do I use it?>With this cardboard coin.>I'll buy as many as you have!>Uh... No, you don't need to pay... It's on the house.>(*Bop*)>(*TRASH*)>(*Bop*)>(*TRASH*)>(*Bop*)>(*TRASH*)>More coins!>More!>More!>If I were to abuse this,>I could become rich in no time at all!>I suppose that's all the proof you need for my (little brother's) theory...>Still, what a dreadful power.>You know, even though the contents are all garbage...>They were originally products,>and gathering that sort of thing is going to incur costs of some kind.>If the objective is just to keep people rolling, do we really even *need* the contents?>That's it!
>[Acrylic stand that's invisible to idiots]>[Shibuya air]>[Magical water (tap water)]>I'm a genius!>But even without the contents, you'll still need the machine, right?>Together with location rentals, that's going to take a fair bit of money, too.>That's true.>What are you doing?>Air gacha.>Eru-kun! They just installed a new machine here!>Hm?>I see it!>I see the new gacha machine!>Seriously...?>(Oooooooh)>Turn>Turn>Seriously.>When Eru-kun does air gacha,>it almost looks like there's an actual machine there.>I'm home.>It doesn't matter what you have — once you turn it into a gacha, it becomes a winner.>That's right.
>Once you turn it into a gacha,>any kind of trash will become a treasure.>It's that thing that they use in activities and stuff...>Did you buy that just for this?>Now that I'm a "Dad gacha", you won't be able to call me a loser anymore!>No, I haven't called you that in the first place...>Your persecution complex is too strong...>It's true. Dads that get put in capsules always work a lot.>They're all "winners".Capsule hotels, or pod hotels, are hotels which offer small, bed-sized rooms, and are stereotypically often used by salarymen that have missed the last train home due to working late.>Shibuya Duty Diary - Time capsules are full of memories, which means they're always winners.>Sidebar: Dad has been hurting without anyone noticing... How pitiful. He's pretty cute when he's in the capsule like that.Thanks for reading! Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1qILv7Jp98
>>282393318I always feel like Kumeta's putting his life experiences into his work. This time, I get the feeling he's either escaped or realized he has a gacha addiction. I don't know if that's just me or if that's real, though. Thank you for translating as always.
>>282394069fuck it we ball
Chapter 140: Ikko is fussy about castles
And that's all for today. Thanks for reading!
>>282394697Thanks anon>>282393014>little bro is watching tum tum sahurAre brainrot memes a thing between japanese kids too? I saw a japanese video of tralalero tralala that had almost 1 million views or so.
>>282394697Thanks for typesetting!
>>282394734Probably. They don't really have a language.
>>282394697Thank you OP
>>282394697Thank you for your service, as well.
