What are the most absurd pairings?
>>28246276690% of harems.
>>282462766It's not absurd because Krillin was arrogant and cocky before he met Goku. You see that side of him in Garlic Jr Arc. He's just afraid of bullies like Nappa, Raditz, and Freiza who can back up their threats
>>282462766OP and heterosexuality
>>282462766that's one of the greatest pairings OF ALL TIME.
>>282462766Not even the most absurd in the series.That would be Trunks and Mai (who is literally older than his mom)
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>>282463138Sai had the professionalism of Sasuke mixed in with the jerkiness as Neji without the weird ocular powers. Of course Ino would take him. She would go tired pushing Shikamaru and Choji into jonin, or blowing Naruto to make sure her children gets a good teacher.
>be toriyama>doesn't care about romance>easily shits out iconic couples
>>282463138It's absurd that the main girl's love rival gets the budget version of their love interest?
>>282463138How is this any less realistic that Shikamaru and Tamara?
>>282463138>almost every fair haired girl end up with a swarthoid>only blond mc ends up with black haired womanwhat did kishimoto mean by this?
>>282463091Mai is mentally 12 so it works.
>>282464168That a couple with contrasting hair colors pops better when you draw it in black and white. In all sincerity, go outside and take a breather.
>>282464616non canon
>>282464087Shikamaru and Temari was teased through the whole show
>>282464660That's true.
>>282464087Shikamaru and Tamara were the closest thing to a properly set up couple in the manga
>>282464556that and she was transformed into a younger then trunks child so is a good couple.>be toriyama>creates couple>woman is far older but childlish so he makes her even younger with dragon balls.>makes her fall in love with trunks someone that was quite older then her appearance.it was great, same as 18 and krilin which kinda makes sense>makes gyaru transformed into artificial human.>makes her getting interested in the old guy that doubled her age (or more).is quite realistic since most gyarus get married with older men's.
>>282462766the daugher got the shittier genes
>>282462766I love 18 so much it's unreal
>>282462766Android 18 is basically like the girl who grew up in a super religious household and married the first guy who showed interest in her. She just got lucky the first guy was actually a decent human being.
>>282462766>manlet>weak>poor hygiene>18 constantly shit talks himonly explanation is bomb dick
>>282468392>>weakWorld's strongest human, btw.REAL human bean, not a roidmonkey.
>>282468221you never saw those oneshots toriyama has made don't.the whole lazuli naming of 18 came from a oneshot of a gyaru that was prostituting herself and got transformed into an artificial human to be the perfect sex doll since she would remain young forever sadly the mad scientist made her too strong so ended being kiled by lazuli after she got bored of the whole being ysed as sex doll by any friend of mad scientist or so goes the oneshot which made the chars in SD style but lazuli was too similar to 18 to deny its relation with dragon ball (specially since the mad scientist looked like gero).toriyama made quite lot of oneshots.
>>282468392he isn't weak, he is the strongest human even stronger then yamcha (that went to train with kaiosama) even yamcha admited krilin was stronger then him.a point were you can see how strong they are is in the tenkaichi budokai punching machine since most of the Z warriors need to control their strength at the limits with the only one having almost full control being krilin.>18 = 203>Piccolo = 210>krilin = 192>goku = 186 (he has trained far more but isn't human).
>>282464168That the MC's girlfriend needs to be relatable/desirable to the people consuming it which means a black haired japanese woman
>>282469526lmao ok
>>282462766>What are the most absurd pairings?
>>282462766All pairings, except for Gohan and Videl, are absurd in DBZ. Chichi feels more like a mom to Goku than his wife.Before DBS Vegeta never showed even an ounce of affection towards Bulma, he was just a quiet grumpy guy 24/7.Mai and Trunks is literally grandma and grandson.
>>282468392>>weakKrillin's the strongest earth man by far.
>>282463138Wasn't he implied to have a giant dick? Or at least way bigger than Naruto's, and Ino is a size queen, so it makes sense.
>>282470802>All pairings, except for Gohan and Videlthat was the more absurd of all.>Videl and gohan got married>Even after marrying videl lived on the city with her dad while gohan lived in the mountains.>Only moved with gohan after getting pregnant.>Gohan pass most of his time travelling the world studying insects.is like they aren't even a real couple putting lot of questions in the table.
>>282470802>Vegeta never showed affection before super.He decided to sacrifice himself to protect earth for bulma and trunks, i know that isn't much but is quite a big deal.
>>282462766>>282463866>>282467771>>282468392I have been jerking off to Android 18 for literally 23-24 years approximately, maybe even 25. I will jerk off to her for as long as I live. I was humping my mattress every time Bulma showed up in her brief Namek scenes. That was Bulma, peak DBZ Bulma.After 18 I was never the same. And I owned the History of Trunks VHS. Her breaking Vegeta's arm changed me forever.
>>282471692>And I owned the History of Trunks VHS. It came out on VHS?>Her breaking Vegeta's arm changed me forever.Why?
>>282462766Deku and Ochaco. They genuinely have no chemistry, or even express any desire to hang out with each other, but the story pretends that they have some kind romance going on. Ochako literally just met Deku slightly before any of the other girls in the class did. Thats it. Thats her big claim to fame.
>>282470523KEK
>>282472008>It came out on VHS?yes it was a random, only copy in stock at a local department store sitting haphazardly on a shelf, I watched that shit constantly and downloaded the soundtrack from kazaa (a bunch of sick dream theater stuff)this was in Canada and the Trunks/Android arc hadn't even aired yetI lusted endlessly after (much more evil) 18>Her breaking Vegeta's arm changed me forever.how hot she was mixed with how dangerous and powerful she was, the fact she was toying with himand the excitement and forbidden-ness of her being playfully romantic/sexual with Krillin and Krillin being attracted to herromantic situations made child me think of kissing which made me spiral thinking of more and moreand her torn clothes during the battle showing bare skin
>>282472008the only country that was emitting the series before it aired in toonami were spain and south american countries with most of it being sold on VHS so that anon is from either of those countries.but seeing those kind of stuff wasn't weird since was mostly the real fansubs of back then doing the whole translation while getting original videos from some random japan guy since fansubs back then were the whole>if you have something share a copy with us>if we have something we share with you>if you want something just ask and send us a blank vhs tape.
>>282463138hot girl and hot boy, this is actually the most realistic pairing
>>282472851I just told you I'm from Canada and it was being sold in a Zellers
>>282472851Canada was surprisingly pretty good for anime, we got tons of stuff on vhs and no one knew how to rate it properly because it was just "lol cartoons"
>>282472644I mean most wives are already like this but at least 18 has eternal youth
>>282473096But as I suggested, DBZ took fucking forever to air the stuff after Namek. Like the series would play every weekday and you'd see the latest episode and then the next day it would be the first fucking episode of DBZ all over again where they had looped because they hadn't gotten distribution rights for the rest yet or whatever, it was still airing fresh on Funimation. I had Filipino friends who were literally spoiling me on stuff like the GT golden ape and shit while DBZ was still slowly being dripfed. Getting to see Trunks finally arrive and kill Frieza was the most hype shit imaginable.
>>282462766WTF?? I love AMWF jav now.
>>282473397at least she orders him around, videl was like.>hey picolo could you take care of pan?>i have some stuff to do with my students.>i will give you a plushie later.>gohan is locked in his study room but he won't mind.
>>282469409What about the brothers with the Majin symbol that babadi used? I dont dare to try to spell the name.
>>282471259>Wasn't he implied to have a giant dick?don't think sohe mocked naruto's cock
>>28247264418 is a bit too controlling
>>282468392>weakHe's the strongest human on the planet.
>>282474500Must be the haircut.
>>282470802>Before DBS Vegeta never showed even an ounce of affection... ACK!!at least he was there when trunks was born, and saw him grow up even carrying him as a baby.goku you had an apology for not being a good parent or even being there when gohan grew up in the boo saga.
>>282468392>Be the strongest human on the planet>Constantly get shit on cause you're married to an OP android and regularly compared to demi-gods, warrior aliens, and mythical beingsSurprised Krillin is as well adjusted as he is desu. Sure dat ass helps him sleep at night.
Krillin's loving and loyal wife...
>>282476801>kisuu
>>282473732Average Fate writer
>>282476801Sucked Roshi dick.
>>282466955>>282467210It wasn't
>>282471463>>282475421But that is the thing, Vegeta isn't the kind to show affection through small actions, but sure can do it through grand gestures.You could also make the case that his death in the Majin Buu saga made him rethink how he treated his family, thus he started showing a little more (therefore, why he asked Trunks to let him hug him).
>>282477068I'm going to use your post to ask an open question that has been on my mind for a while now.>What's with all the cuckoldry in DBZ porn?Like, I never really searched for DBZ porn until a last year (even though I'm old enough to have read that Chichi and Goku doujin where they fuck the day before Cell's tournament when it was spread around by e-mail), but I'm surprised to find more porn of Bulma, Chichi, 18 fucking with anyone other than their intended partners. So... is there a particular reason for that? Doesn't feel ill-intended like the Hinata x Raikage stuff.
>>282472008>It came out on VHS?Yes
>>282479090>is there a particular reason for that?DBZ fans are all third worlder brownoids, that's why they love fucked up NTRokay the cases where the milf wives are being fucked by Trunks and Goten are understandableI don't go to bat for Krillin or give a shit about him as a character but the constant focus on him getting cucked is such absolute filthy slop. I fucking hate cuck shit and NTR and I hate niggers and half the time it's niggers (if it's not Master Roshi).Thank god for AI, we not only get on-model original artwork Android 18 but we are not beholden to the whims of 10000 different brown cuck loving artists.
>>282464616it is absurd because it ain't canon lmao
>>282464616Yep, since Asuka ended up with Kensuke, and Shinji with Mari, a far more logical outcome
>>282479511I feel like the only couples that author even writes are absurd pairings. Except the baccano thief duo who are both so absurd they're perfect for each other.
