Nigga, how the fuck do I watch this
Left to right
Just watch Bakemonogatari and don't bother with the rest
>>282463431Airing order. That's how Monogatari boomers watched it.
just watch in the airing order
Just watch Nisemonogatari and don't bother with the rest
Ignore the anime and read the books in release order.
Just don't bother with anything
>>282463431The picture outright tells you, are you retarded? I doubt you'll be able to enjoy something as intellectual as Monogatari if you can't even figure this out.
>>282463431Watch broadcast order and ignore the novel schizos.
>>282463431You don't? Pick a better anime.
Light novel order obviously. Anime airing order watchers are oblivious to the thematic placement of Kizu and Hana. They are only here for fan service and are incapable of comprehending any of Nisio's creative intent. You might as well just lurk Monogatari threads and jerk off to the best webms if you're not going to listen to what the characters are saying and what this deliberately-crafted-and-ordered story is trying to convey.
>>282463431Watch the aired order. The show assumes you're watching as it aired and introduces characters accordingly. If you watch in chronological/novel order you'll be confused. Chronological/novel order is only for fans that have already watched the show once and know what's going on.
>>282464214>novel order is only for fans that have already watched the show once Dead wrong. If fact, the complete opposite. The everything after Bake expects you to know what happened in Kizu - namely Ragi's character development and his relationships with bat and cat. Shaft intended to release Kizu after Bake because it's so important but it was in development hell for years. Anime order is a compromised experience.
>>282463431Kill yourself nigger.
>>282463431Just watch kizu and nothing else. You don't need crab-girl anyway.
>>282463431fuck off we're full
>>282463431Nigga is you retarded?Shit don't be too hard bruh.
>>282463516>>282463586As a Monogatari boomer, holy shit no. Having to wait for Kizu was dumb.
>>282465333Trips of truth.
>>282463431>>282465397what the fuck is this pile of shit
>>282466036Run nigga, run
>>282465333I don't like you
Skip Kizu because it's shit. Or read the novel if you really want to I guess.Other than that, stick to the novel order obviously. Anybody telling you otherwise is actually trolling.
>>282463431I swear you zoomers are dumb. Here, made it more your way.
>>282465425Zizu sucked, so starting there doesn't seem like a great idea.
>>282468167Can you read?
>>282463462/thread
>>282468250Can you?
>>282469043Where did I say to start with Kizu?
>>282463431>i need to watch in chronological order because nonlinear storytelling is hecking confusing!!!!1!you could watch the seasons in random order and it would still be kino
>>282469043you tell me
>>282463431You simply wait until it ends and then you proceed.
>>282463431Oh my god anon, just follow the broadcast order but watch Kizu before Nise and after Bake. It's that simple.
>>282463431Just read the wiki summaries
>>282463431
>>282463431watch kizu and then random episodes featuring bat
>>282474197Hana definitely goes into second season after Kabuki. It is part of second season.
>>282471540The worst of both worlds
