Sex would've solved 99% of their problems.
>>282566699With me.
Staying in the same place, just staying out the timeTouching from a distance, further all the time
>>282566699Neither of them were mentally or emotionally equipped to deal with sex. Them doing that would've only complicated their relationship and lead to more conflict between them
I dont think having sex wouldve helped gendo not being a gigantic piece of shit
The kiss was bad enough. Now imagine the awkward and sloppy crotch tennis these two whack jobs would have together. Imagine the smell.
>>282566866>Imagine the smellLike parmesan cheese.
>>282566699>theirSex solves the 99% of existence, every country should have an special secret service dedicated to have sex with everyone that requires it.
>>282566776This. Shinji wanted recognition of his existence and spent the series thinking that he was only wanted when he was useful.Asuka wanted to prove her existence to the world to cover up the fact that she still misses her mom, who went insane and committed suicide, hanging a doll thinking she was taking Asuka with her too.In Instrumentality visions of the girls naked proposition themselves to him and he rejects them, because physical intimacy is not what he really wants, he wants to be acknowledged. It's also why he becomes such fast friends with Kaworu, because Kaworu wanted to be friends with him, no strings attached. There was no ambiguity or confusion for what Shinji had to do.
That last Eva movie sucked. My favorite part was when Rei found a cat. And then they killed Rei and I was mad.
>>282567674It's called NERV and it's top agent is Misato>>282567770Actually, Asuka also spent the series thinking she was only wanted when she was useful.Shinji's mum just inexplicably (to him) died and left him alone with his dad who had no time for him at all until he could drive a robot.Asuka's mum just inexplicably (to her) committed suicide and left her alone with her dad who then put her on the path of driving a robot at 13 years old. They were both treated with extremely transactional and conditional love by their parents.They had the same illness, just different symptoms. I think they basically needed the same medicine (Kaji teaching them to grow watermelons)
>>282566866They needed to be taught by misato
>>282567770>It's also why he becomes such fast friends with Kaworu, because Kaworu wanted to be friends with him, no strings attached.You're right, but a fujo might actually murder you if you said that to her face.
>>282568654This is a blue board, /a/non.
>>282568654Too bad you let the rei thread die. Were you in the bathroom or something?
>>282566699Only a bullet would solve the Asuka problem.
>>282566699No it wouldn't
>>282566699You don't understand sex
>>282566699I take it you've never had sex
when should do a study on how asuka shipping and autism are linked.
>>282569149*they should
>>282569168I don't think you know what ESL means.
rent fucking free lol
>>282569025Ah, there's the spin.
>>282566699They were having it and no it didn’t.
OP is definitely a virgin if he thinks sex would fix the shit those two had
>>282566776Shinji becoming a father would make him 100x more self confident and protective, Asuka would be several times more caring and less self absorbed as a mother.
>>282566699Quick fix for the guys above and below:Intimate Sex would've solved 99% of their problems
>>282569965Abe, you've been dead for three years. It's time to move on.
>>282570039Intimate? I get the idea of making a closer personal bond, but, they tried that already.Asuka kissed Shinji, it did not work out. Neither of them were ready for it.
Sex is actually the beginning of all problems, not the solution to them. Stay celibate bros, it's not worth it.
>>282566699 Indeed
asushinnies coping day 2934784832029874
>>282570168 I like how they're not even trying to argue about rebuild interpretation and just scream "not canon" as if it'll ever change something.
>>282570257two different people, keep coping :)
>>282566699>t. misato
>>282570364>>282570375>1 min apart
Asukenbros.....
Asushin sisters.....................................
So this is the power of K.
>>282570461oh shit it's him, asushin sissies GET THE FUCK DOWN!!!!
>>282570474AHHHHHHH. ASUKENBORS, ASISHINBROS SAVE ME
>>282567770>spent the series thinking that he was only wanted when he was usefulWasnt that literally true? As is the case for most men in general.
Why are all Eva threads like this?
>>282570560Just Kencuck having a melty
>>282570553 >It's Kensuke's sonNot canon because she calls him "Ken Ken".
>>282570560asushinsters never moved on
>>282570674Nothing new here
>>282570461 The power of canon, if you will.
Is there ever a day this asushintroon isn't losing his mind?
>>282570560Just the Asuka threads with the samefagging Kensuke cuck. Try making a normal thread,
>>282566699 Asuka did get her problems solved, if you know what I mean.
>>282570981ESL.....
>>282566699No
>>282571039 This happened.
>>282571119>>282571039No need to samefag bro. Asushinfags don't care >>282571072This is indeed canon
>>282571159>Kensukebro.. really is seethig LMAO HOW WILL ASUSHINFAGS HANDLE THIS LVL OF SHITPOSTING
>>282571153He does look like that and since he's here >>282571159 he'll agree
>>282571298 KenLORD... think of the poor advertisers...
>>282571381KenLORD... think of the poor advertisers...
>>282571399 >that cameraReally reflects his personality desu, I'm certain he's recorded dozens of high quality home videos of her pleasuring him.
Man, >>282571477 really getting into the cuck posting> I'm sure samefagging over porn will make Asushinfag seethe
>>282571517 Kenchad is literally me and he is having sex with his beautiful wife, where's the cuckoldry?
>>282571573see >>282571587>>282571443 only canon answer
>>282571573 They got too into it during sex and torn her usual outfit, she had to cover herself somehow before meeting an old acquaintance of theirs.
Man he really into cuck posting >>282571612
>>282566699>nonexistent understanding of eva
This thread broke me and I want to die
>Kensuke gets to fuck asuka langley soryu every night>this is what anno thinks of you. this is YOU.thanks anno!
>>282571714 >does nothing>wins Asuka's heartYep, that sounds like a true winner's attitude.
>>282572005 Asuka hates seeing Shinji self-improve and wants him to be below her because she’s threatened by his success. Proof she does not love him.Asuka compliments Kensuke for being a go-getter and likes how productive and a savior he is to the village. Proof she genuinely respects and loves him so much she even wears his clothes at home.The biggest tell is how she calls him. "Kenken", it carries respect, affection and intimacy, if you compare to the other people she was around, you realize how much of a big deal it is.Kaji who she was chasing after got "Kaji-san", she calls him by his name and add honorifics, there's respect but no intimacy.Shinji got "Baka Shinji" in NGE and "Gaki Shinji" in the second half of RoE, she's looking down on him and has no respect for him.Rei got "Eko Hikii", she refuses to even call her by her name, Asuka rejects the existence of Rei who reminds her of the condition of a doll she turned hersef into but refuses to see.Mari got "Kone Megane", despite the years they spent together, Asuka refuses to connect with her.In light of all this, Kensuke is actually a very big deal to Asuka, and Anno only needed to use the way she calls him to to convey the idea to the audience. "Show, don't tell."
>>282566866>crotch tennis???
>>282566699Yeah. But it wouldn't have solved 3rd impact which was going to happen regardless.
At lady I see... Kensuke was the end game...
>>282572323At lady the fuck up.
quit projecting your samefagging onto other people, it's really embarrassing.
>>282566699Would have made it worse actually
>>282572285>at lady
>>282572544
>>282572663he does look like and say that
>>282566699They literally did and it made things worse.
>>282572366What's wrong with being a janitor? Are you one of those shitposters from sharty who only use this website to derail every discussion they see?
>>282572772 Funny, saving this one.
>>282566699What shinji needed was a good father/big bro figure which is why eva doesnt get into super robot wars Getter trio alone makes the kid normal in 3 cutscenes or less so theres no conflictAsuka needed a good dicking and hugs
>>282571159Their offspring does look like a potential Kensuke/Asuka one.
>>282572943>ESL
>>282572933 Damn, they really are similar.
What the fuck is going on in this thread and why is the Kensuke spammer always making two post in a row?
>say hi to kensuke>refuses to elaborate>leaves
What else is there to elaborate?
>>282573286 K, b, c.
>>282569149Asuka seeks validation from Shinji after Kaji is gone, problem is, Shinji has no desire whateoever to humor her and her need for validation is purely harmful in the first place as it only serves to help her avoid facing her real issues.This situation mirrors reality: crackshippers/self inserters seek validation from Anno whose actual message is to not seek escapism in anime.Obviously, they were looking for the wrong thing in the wrong place and could only be disappointed and frustrated.
>>282566699>pretending to be retarded
>pretending to be canon
Mari is too powerful.... I, a lowly asukek, kneel to my superior..... hi kensuke
>>282566776The japanese are not mentally or emotionally equipped to deal with sex. Anime is dead and rotting. The smell makes me sick.
>>282574609Why are you even here?
>>282575303you have issues
>>282566699>sex with the plug suit on
>>282576303No, they're just camping /dbs/ which is why wojak shit like >>282576227 >>282572478 is still up
>>282576528Yeah, he's been seething all day early, he was porn spamming
>>282576465 >>282571714 I wonder.
>>28256669914 year olds should not be having sex. If you believe sex would solve their problems you've probably never had any.
The next thing is you're gonna either make a Kensuke post, samefag or make another seethe post like this>>282578000Don't worry you can project more too
If he's this made with nobody actually posting Asushin. How would he act if people were to just spam it. He might kill himself
What do you think of other characters like Kenchad who tame violent women and show them their place?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZJBLAu1E
For me, it's Rei x Shinji, don't care who Asuka ends up with.
>>282578677b-but that's incest!
>>282578677 So asuken is okay? Based reibro.
>asushin is canonnope lol
>>282578677>>282579251>>282579411Marishin won. It was the result nobody wanted but we just have to deal with it. Anno HATES the fans, in fact that was the whole point of EVA, he wrote it as a fuck you to otaku.
i mean there was that one scene in the tv show where she dangles her tits in his face and indirectly tells shinji to come into her bed.
>>282579411 How do you explain the 4.0 then?
Asuka is built for Kaji
>>282579657yeah we don't, so you can leave at any time.
>>282579682Based
>>282566699>coomer thinks that cooming will solve all the problemsNot surprised.
I love Kensuke.Kenken is my life
>>282579750 Aida-san, I admire your loyalty and faithfulness. Not many women treat their husbands with such respect these days.
I wonder how many Asushinfags are actually mad over this? I can't imagine anyone with a bright being upset over this shit.
>>282580049>ESL
>>282579541She was thinking to kenken
>>282573151Kensuke Jr. is so handsome!
>She was thinking
I cant believe asuka fans are still mad about Kensuke.You'd think they would be mad about Asuka becoming Rei and thus proving Rei>Asuka once and for all, but nooo, a ship torpedo makes them more angry.
>>282581903>>282581801>>282581231You can't even samefag property
>>282566725Asuka or Shinji or both?
Is it AsuKen or KenSuka?
>>282583340From what I gather the Kensuke cuck >>282583290 has been having the biggest meltdown I've ever seen him have. He's not a bot just if ACK was brown
Is she SMILING to Kenken?!?! Asushin bros.... we should surrender. Kengod won
>>282583340>please ignore>doesn't Huh?
This thread really shows the Asushin buck broke a schizo
