Who is your favorite Uma? Mine is Golshi!
>>282582291Agreed.
>>282582371There is no way only redditors are into Uma Musume, I bet tons of anons have their favorite horsegirls as well
>>282582515Only redditors are into Gold ship faggot retard.
>>282582291She is just like me fr fr
Marvelous Oppai
>>282582544You just need to accept that Japanese horse racing is peak
>>282582291I genuinely love them all.
Let's cut straight to the chase since rule 34 and pixiv suck at it — where are the majority of horse lewds?
Out of the way, glue bottles. Best Uma coming through.
>>282582854Oguri Cap is a fine pick, but doesn't stand a chance against Golshi if he decides to give it his all
>>282582515>There is no way only redditors are into Uma MusumeYou're correct, but they mostly on /vg/
>>282582824Gelbooru Is better at selecting porn
>>282583083Gelbooru suffers a lot from bad tags compared to danbooru
>>282582291I'm an Ojou man myself, it's gotta be her
>>282582291I obtained one of a kind fanart of an original Uma based on an old horse and no I'm not sharing it.
>>282582291The one with the intact hymen.
>>282582371redditors dont like uma because they aren't any trans characters in it.
>>282582291They made the anime version of her so ugly. The game design is the most attractive character in the game
>>282583269Technically speaking since all umas, even stallions are female in the anime very many of them could be considered as "trans"
>>282582291Teio. I haven't watched past S2 and haven't played the game though.
>>282583377To my understanding the game is pretty boring and repetitive. I highly recommend watching all of the anime, OVA's and the movie though
>>282582291OBEY
>>282583326Not how that works, faggot.
>>282583269>>282583485They're all tranny horses, Anon.
>>282583485That's why I said technically, do you have problems with reading comprehension?
>>282583414>I highly recommend watching all of the anime, OVA's and the movie thoughYeah, I’m planning to do it eventually. I’m especially interested in watching Cinderella Gray, since it’s amusing to see a gag character like Oguri Cap become a MC.
>>282582291For me, it's Pokke! Cute tomboy with cute tummy.
>>282583625Cinderella Gray is great, and the movie will make you fall in love with Tachyon :)
>>282585168I fell in love with movie Tachyon but gamebros say her personality is completely different in canon.
>>282585199Well I haven't really played the game but from the clips I've seen she does seem a bit freakier (if that's possible). I wouldn't pay too much attention to that considering that I mainly enjoy the anime and memes
>>282585313>I mainly enjoy the anime and memesSame
Almond Eye is literally Hoshino Ai reincarnated, and I want to stab her in bed.
>>282585405I do not wish to play goo goo babies, get your freak on elsewhere pls :((
>>282582291>>282582445What would marriage to golshi be like?
I like Tachyon but she isn't in the show
>>282585443
>>282582291Bakushin. But Kitasan and Satono Diamond are pretty good too
>>282585463Watch the movie, Tachyon plays a big part
>>282585459Depends, if you're his trainer a lot of drop kicks, if not probably quite happy. Considering that I'm weird af too we would probably be very happy :)
>>282585473Super freak is at it again. I guess I must comply with her wishes
>>282585653Kitasan Black is probs my 3rd favorite :) Great choice!!
>>282582291Meisho Doto.He is a cute horse.
>>282585716Kitasan has godlike pits. I want to lick the sweat from them.
>>282582291Golshi is great however Haru Urara is adorable, rest in peace you silly horse.
>>282582291Mayano Top Cunny > Daiwa > Neicha
I don’t play this game but I like those little chibis that dance and talk, that pink hair girl and her friend.
>>282582291Wife Groove
Anyone knows anything about CinGray BD sales this month? is it as high as the previous seasons?So far Oricon put it on the top 5 of the chart this week with estimation of 7000 copies sold.https://web.archive.org/web/20250926060714/https://www.oricon.co.jp/rank/bd/w/2025-09-29/
>>282583414the game is the only gatcha game I can stomach nowadays
How can they adapt Star Blossom into an anime with Bakushin's seiyuu stepping down?
>>282588784Replace her. Good thing is we are in between projects so finding a replacement should be easy.
>>282582291Bakushin! I love her cute flower pupils, energy, happiness and forehead! My second and third choices (no specific order) would be King Halo and McQueen because I like ojous. >>282583175>>282586659Good choices, nice ojou and forehead.
True fans can sit though the 10 hour version of the Bakushin song.
>>282582291Super Creek
>>282589195I would marry her and hear it every day!
>>282582291Should you guys just move the /v/ threads to /a/ instead?
>>282584940>TFW it was Trigger behind the Movie.
>>282582515Mine is Manhattan Cafe and Tamamo Cross. Oguri is just too innocent that she is just in rotation.
>>282591042Umamusume is an Anime and a Game. So it counts.
>>282583414It’s a raising sim that’s also a VN so of course there’s not gameplay other than gambling for stats and hope it’s enoughBut the experience of raising an anime girl has been a tried and true formula since the dawn of home computer games in the early 90s
Sunset Shimmer
>>282585168>>282585199>>282585313real ones were 2018 fans of Tachyon from the OVAs
>>282582764>imagine losing in a race and you have to perform a concert with the one that defeated you
>>282584940I want to remove her jacket
>>282591862what does the N mean
>>282592560Team Narita Brian if I remember correctly
>>282582291Only true first rate trainers will understand why the masses vote for their King!
For me, it's my daughter Air Shakur
>>282585405Thank you for the offer but I only want to play Goo Goo Babies with Umas I like.>>282593308She’s in my top 3 >>282588996. If she showed more forehead she’s be a definite spot 2 choice.
>>282588996>no series where we actually see an Uma happily married with a human male>all the mothers we see are single mothersWhat did they mean by this?
Why are they sitting on King's movie? Her career was clearly the best of the bunch and she has so many moments to trap you into making her your oshi!
I AM DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH GRASS WONDER
>>282593925Prime Uma
>>282582291SS
>>282582291The best of course, Agnes Tychion
>>282593925>>282593308She is a sweetheart.
Sakura Laurel soon right?
>>282582653It's not Sunday yet. Except in Japan.
>>282594847It's still 10:26 PM in Japan
Fas
>>282582515Hope you anons will be watching OUR HEROES run this Fall.
>>282596530Look at that carrot.
RIP
>>282596825Yessir! Kill all frogs!
The literal strongest
>>282582291vodka
>>282598761made for ojisans like me
Mejiro Ryan
>>282591385>No ho-Wait nvm.
>>282597012Cute
My bestie Daitaku Helios!
>>282593613>What did they mean by this?Dad Died, Uma Musume age like elves
>>282594758Given the popularity of CG, I wont be surprised if we eventually get Star Blossom too
>>282593925>Her career was clearly the best of the bunchKek whatHer whole career was literally jobbing nonstop then only getting a pity win (while being ridden by another jockey as her usual jockey watches from the back btw so there's some ntr implications there) when the other Golden Gens were retiredShe works better as a Yaeno-type suffering side character
>>282582291Too many to count
>>282592560>>282592604Narita Taishin team of the BNW team relay race
Gold City supremacy.
>>282582445I went from being indifferent to salivating and being completely obsessed with Golshi after her seeing summer outfit
>>282583175You ojou loses her shit over baseball and food. King Halo is more of an ojou than her
>>282582291
What do we think of ABS?
handsome yuri
>>282600771If not for the JUST'd haircut she'd have potential.
I just finished Cinderella Gray. I thought the first 6 episodes were perfect but the problem was episode 7-13 weren't as good. The last 2 episode especially dragged the last race way too long. I hope S2 is better.
>>282600040Not the real life career anon though that G1 comeback victory was pretty awesome to see.>journos kept gassing her up as the next hot thing because of her mom>mom herself keeps knocking her down and tell her to give up on her dreams>has to play everything up to convince herself that she is something special>no trainer takes her seriously until (You) step up and make a fool of yourself being the first rate trainer that genuinely sees her for what she is>deep down she's constantly doubting herself and (You)r belief in her reinforced by her losses and it's only because of the bonds she's forged along the way that she can get back up again>renews her determination and wins a G1 with a late surge blowing past 5 umas in the leadYou really gonna tell me that's not gonna make for a great umaflick?
>>282582291I've always been partial to this intellectual hors.>>282598761>>282600280My, such beautiful horses.
mackween
>>282594758Hell yeah!
>>282600771Best
My favorite is King Halo. She's my wife. I married her.
>>282600771if only they were actually modeled...
>>282604140Many such cases where girls who should have abs aren't shown with them
>>282591385This is cheating
>>282582291TamTam, Nice natie, Double jets and Daitaku
>>282604140Why is Ryan so sexy
Abs?
I need another season of uma.
>>282593353
>>282605166Amazon strength. Death by snu snu.
This crazy bitch makes my dick unbelievably hard.
>>282605976Fine, just don't cheat on her. We don't want to find out you went missing.
I want to take a trip to Hokkaido just for her. Oh well, I always wanted to go there anyways.
>>282605976>>282606014
>>282582291good taste
>>282606219>Loves only (You)>Still in Love (With me)These two were made for me.
>>282582291I love NTR!
S1 was well drawn
Why is she so hot?
>>282591878every sport has their own humiliation ritual, like giving a guard of honor
Uma would be better if they were massive and always have the shock value of them being huge when interacting with humans.
>>282607587I want them smaller, but bigger, if you catch my drift.
>>282607587Wrong, them being small is cuter.
>>282607587Then the trainer would die if he got kick.
Daiwa Scarlet is cute.
I need a Haru Urara movie made in a similar style to the movie “Rudy”Some training montages of her and her friends, racing and coming in dead last, but having an unwavering spirit. And a beautiful soundtrack to match.https://youtube.com/watch?v=BmOEkYzmsJw
>>282582291>it's a story about horse girls>they do horse racing but without jokeys>also they are schoolgirls>also they are idols >they are all based of real horses, most of them are dead >they are all female even when based male horses>real horses do not exist in their universe>you cannot sex them however>if you try to lewd them in real life the yakuza will knock at your door and rape your asshole>it started as a manga>also an anime changing protagonists every season>also a fucking gacha which has become the main cannon, kinda like FateIf you are from anywhere else other than japan, not a weeb and with a bit of common sense, Uma Musume is the most autistic mentally ill fictionnal property of all time.
>>282609315INORITE ISNT IT UMAZING
>>282609315>Uma Musume is the most autistic mentally ill fictionnal property of all time.Nigga you brought up Fate in the same post. But yeah you're right it's a fucking insane series
>>282609248>Never passed a test>Can't win a single race >Has friends>Has people who love her no matter what and will protect her >Never gives up >Always cheerful Anon, I don't want to cry.
>>282608508Trainer will die by smol or large
>>282609315>you cannot sex themSounds like quitter talk to me.
>>282582291I'm just a simple assman
>>282610942>ningen?>uma?>rude body What is she?
Posting the best piece of Uma Musume content aroundhttps://mangadex.org/title/3d4ab43c-8e30-4e43-8185-94cab8a7062e/horse-girls-wear-old-winning-clothes-after-years
The game needs those QoL updates already I haven't played in almost a week I can't be arsed to do even one more career run...
>>282611388I'm still having fun creating CM aces, there's actually a lot of variety this time
>>282609315>you cannot sex them however>>>>Canonically, literally every horse girl you've ever seen in the franchise has a human father, and each and every single Uma will go on to mate with a human male to produce their own progeny. In a biological sense, Umas are pretty much a parasitic species that needs to hijack human males to reproduce, much like goblins in some fictional setting, except hot.
>>282609992>initially nobody wants to train her>finally tazuna and director Akikawa assign her to a new trainer who doesn’t know better. >debut race is a disaster, finishes well behind the pack>trainer’s upset, but haru still puts on a happy face>training montage>Another loss, closer margins>trainer less upset, having seen her progress. Haru still cheerful>Another race, another loss. Trainer no longer upset, just focused on how to get haru to win>Another montage>another race day, trainer cheering Haru on despite being in the back of the pack for the whole race>Trainer celebrates with Haru for not coming in dead last, practically carries her off the field on his shoulders>Big race coming up final peptalk moment>it’s not even close, despite Haru giving it her all>Trainer cheering on like a madman all the way>at this point, having attracted a large fanbase, she is surrounded by even more people than the winners podiumJust an idea I wanted to type out really quick. Somewhere in there, there should be a moment where Haru has a moment of doubt. Movie closes with her running the retiree race, screen fades to black as her stats tick from 0-113 to 1-113
Nice nature is my favourite. I played a lot of sports but high school football in particular I was good at while also being terrified of. Her whole arc is extremely relatable to me.
sexo with horses
>>282606828S2 was even better honestly. S3 continued where S2 left off and S4 (Oguri's season) was kinda cheap suddenly.
As much I thought Oguri's season was meh with my friends, I really enjoyed the faces they drew for Oguri and Tamamo during it, Rudolph got amazing moment as well.
Is this just like one of my Japanese Anime's?
>>282609315Technically true, but I would still say even if you knew nothing about Horse Racing, and are interested in Drama with a sense of culture and history most can get into it.
Her
PLEASE GOD, WHAT MUST I DO?
>>282593308>King Jobber
I'll kill Nils Omnia.
>>282608704My number one!
>>282615996Someone spoke with the mods pic related. It was due to the Stealth Threads and Derailing other threads. But now Umamusume can be posted on /v/ due to the rules being more clear. But I do think it should be posted here because it is an Anime Game afterall and it's an Anime.
>>282582291>goes from annoying gag character to best girl with one of the most kino moments in the franchise in a single episodeTaabo won my heart that day
>>282594359No that would be Manhattan Cafe!
>>282616352Twin Turbo has such great design and her VA really helps sell her honestly.
>>282616388Turbo is such a funny horse career wise, hearing the announcers joke about him running out of gas is funny, then you get the odd race where he actually pulled off the great escape and it became pure cinema.Love the horse and the gremlin it inspired.
>>282582291Alright /a/, I asked /vg/ this question but I need your perspective.Do the umas have two ears or four?
>>282616541uh 2, obviously.
>>282616541
>>2826165412 have you seen their phones.
Nils Omnia殺す
>>282616682I'll admit I thought she was really boring in-game with her karate gimmick Then I read CinGray and her arc got me tearing up even though I can't understand nip
>>282617816Didn't mean to reply btw
The Gray Phantom soon(tm)
>>282618615uh what's that orange string for?
Okay guys, Love Live has infiltrated. Uma Musume, we should bet against this horse named Mirai Ticket because it is a reference to Aqours. Horse Profile: https://db.netkeiba.com/horse/2023105103
>>282611646There should be a big race nod to the one that they had Take Yutaka jockey her for, too. That was huge and looked like it should've been her crowning moment but she lost again. The way he tells it, when they greeted the crowd afterwards, they cheered every bit as hard and it sounded like it was even a surprise to him what a phenomenon this was.
>>282616341I love this!
>>282618662emergency skirt exploder for races
It's Sunday. Marvelous.
Blue Archive won.Sensei won.Umas lost.
My wife Scarlet!
>>282618688We have a horse called TM Precure.
>>282611646We need alternative universe Urara. She is hated by all and doesn't take racing seriously because everybody else but her sucks and she is the smartest uma in history.
>>282622182I don't know why but I can't stop laughing
>>282622367Moshi moshi, Special Week desu
>>282622471I'm glad they have the wherewithal to address stuff like this but god its funny to see.Anyone have that gif of I think it was Rice Shower eavesdropping on a door
>>282622569
>>282622598Dats it mane, shit is too cute. Fuck I was supposed to finally play Clair Obscure but I might just start Pretty Derby instead
I like the tomboy umas
>I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda>And charge it to my trainer's card
>>282622664Uma is always good while the French can be questionable.
>>282622598>>282622569
>>282623333
>>282616320So uma is the Strike Witches of /v/?
>>282624082But Strike Witches has it's own umas.
UMAPYOI
The uma police don't want you to see this.
>>282625674Very perky Ojou hors breasts.
>>282623535Who's this cute uma?
>>282626676The
>>282623535Who?
Bwos I need sex with Seiun Sky so bad it hurts…
https://x.com/uma_musu/status/1972297102689730673Bakushin is back?
/a/ should come together and buy a race horse and compete in Japanese horse racing. Maybe our horse will even appeared in the the anime or the game!But how should we name our horse?
>>282629520Holy shit, this girl is hot as fuck! Who is she?
why is the /v/ thread deleted constantly
>Drives a Lambo >Sexy >Knows Initial D >Totally rad The perfect girl does exist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZwJSP31aw0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xGGAYRtDAANo one posted this yet?
>>282628858it takes about 5K a year to buy (own) a "fraction" of a horse
>>282630928I didn't post it yet because Tama is a baby and it's her nap time.
>>282630928I haven’t read the manga, will there be more funny Oguri and Tamamo shenanigans?
>>282630930>a "fraction"Huh?
>>282631172You can be a "co-owner" of a horse, think of it as "Stocks" but on a horse instead of a company.
>>282601315ai slop
>>282631172Average horse costs as much as a new car. Most expensive horses cost as much as a mansion. Whole companies will buy in on horses and sponsor teams. Kind of like car racing. Individuals can do the same.
THIS is my thing
>>282631238>>282631980I see... Maybe we can get whales to buy one?
>>282632307You need a place to house the horse and money to feed and train it. Then you need to pay the fees to transport the horse and the fee for running in races. God forbid your horse gets a bruise or a small cut somewhere in its leg.
>>282632307You can sponsor one and buy in. You can even donate food. >>282633761My family owned draft horses and yes, even that was expensive for us. We had to get a whole bunch of gear and special vehicles. Lucky we bought in on the used market. Horses are like big puppies and you have to keep an eye on them. Health wise you have to be ready to eat a loss if they break anything or die. We had 3 horses so it was a nice little experiment.
>>282633975>My family owned draft horsesNice. I'm starting to find real horses cute after getting exposed to Uma Musume.
Is there anyway to remove the idolshit (except the costumes love the costumes) from the game. I legit only care about the Umas and the racing but completely forgot there was a dumbass idol component
>>282634275How can you not love these weird fucking creatures
>>282634791Just skip it. The game doesn’t force you to watch the concert.
>>282633975Why do your family has three horses?
>>282634275Horses have personality and there are many ways to tell on what you are dealing with. Horses tell you their intentions through their ears. You can tell what a horse will do when you watch what their ears do. The game and anime do the same thing and you find they can't really tell you a lie without their ears giving it away. Horses can have quirks with habits and things they like personally. Horses can also misbehave and do things like biting, which is a big no-no even among other horses. You spend enough time around horses and you being to read them.
>>282634850Thank Christ. I used to be a filthy secondary and the idol stuff always felt like an afterthought in the manga and (SWF) doujins
>>282634890Just to do it and have something for us kids. We started out as beginners with an old horse who was 2 years away from passing on. You test the waters with older horses as they are broken in and well behaved. The older horses are easy to ride and you can learn how to prep them and ride them. They aren't going to run off or buck you and have better manners. Sad part is when they pass away and you have to bury them. Our other horses where young ponies and we were going to raise them up for riding. We got a stallion and a mare so the two could keep each other company. Our problem was our mare had behavior issues of biting people, kicking our stallion and our old horse, and menacing others. We sold off our other horse shortly after our mare was sold off and our old horse was passed away.
>>282635109That is sad to hear. I was assuming youre using them for festivals or events. Anyways thank for tell me your story. I appreciate it.
>>282635360My parents had that in mind as a side gig. We spent a year learning the ins and outs to get a license and save money for insurance. We started out letting family members ride and then friends. Our mare had other plans though. She ruined it all with her outburst. Horse owners will tell you that some horses have the "Crazy Horse" gene and you have to get rid of them. Our luck was bad and our mare was a crazy horse.
>>282631980horses are so cute and goofy
>>282635517
>>282635631Cute
>>282583326Cope. They are all female, hence the phrase "musume". Go back to r/traaaaaaaaaaaans
