Which character is the most chuuni? Who is the most calm?
Calm Queen
>>282600006Yotsugi for both
>>282600851I wonder if there is anything that could make Yotsugi snap. I suppose she might regularly and you'd never know because she can't express it too well.
>>282601834I am reminded of that doujin she gets stripped naked and thrown at Araragi
>>282602151I need sauce
>>282602920https://exhentai.org/g/1550431/9c1f944b6a/
>>282603054Just skimmed over it and it looks pretty good, thank you anon.
>>282600006Reminder to Catniggers that this is CANONICALLY (yes, CANON) what your cat bitch looks like in the 3d plane.
>>282603713Was it a staff member they sent out all dressed up for those photos?
>>282603713She's... she's bootiful...
Which one is the best?
>>282600744Worst girl.
arararagi
Why are their butts so big???
BOTH OF EM
>>282606435At the same time
>>282600006Hanekawa is fake calm
>>282606806She probably seethes over every last thing in her head
This is a Kana Hana board
>>282608509Sex with Boydeko
>>282608556>Recently divorced
>>282608556her resurgence in career seems to be directly tied to increasing costs of future private schooling for her kids and worsening relations with her husband.
>>282608617>>282608811Qrd?
>>282608827She just announced separation and filing for divorce with her husband of 5 years (partner of at least 8-10 years).
>>282608941Is the reason known? Did he cheat?
>>282609306More importantly: is she looking to date again?Asking for a friend
>>282610133
>>282609306their reasoning was that their careers don't allow them to see enough of each other, the Japanese equivalent of 'irreconcilable differences' I guess.
I want to dig in Yotsugi's butt
>>282608811its time for me, Rich Fat Perverted Bastard the Third, to make my move...!!!
>>282613412The precise colors are cuteIs this official art?
>>282613681Yeah the Color Design for Second season
I can't stop farting
>>2826037133D human women are nothing more than a demonic mockery of the perfection that is 2D.
The idea of Ononoki having extreme feelings but not being able to express them turns me on just like it does to Araragi in Tsuki. But instead of the shame like in Tsuki it's the idea of Ononoki loving you so much but acting aloof and emotionless.
>>282615076Stop loving Yotsugi. She's mine.
>>282609306I do not think anything happened honestly. Just separation and differences.
>>282615124Depending on what is revealed about how she was created in the next LN volume, it may be possible to mass produce them. That way everyone is happy.
>>282603713>Catbros...is that a...normal looking 3D lady cosplaying as Cat? It's time to be outraged!Was this your expectation of how people would react?
>>282615419Honestly my first reaction to that opening was that it was some guy working at the studio cosplaying. Is it actually a girl?
>>282615451Honestly, I haven't watched the show to the point where this shows up, or if I did, I forgot about it. And yeah, it does sort of look like a dude, but like I said, I either haven't seen or forgot that I have seen where it's from so I didn't want to be mean if it was just a chubby and slightly masculine looking woman by assuming that it was a dude.Either way, I just wanted to dunk on the sentiment that anon was conveying.
>>282615535It's the opening to the final arc of Bakemonogatari. Which is the first season.
>>282615542Hmm, it seems there was a TV only version of the Tsubasa Cat OP? No wonder I've never seen this thing, I only ever seen the bluray version of Bake....but yeah, that's a dude. In any case, it's less mean to magnanimously err and mistake a dude for a chick than to mistake a homely looking chick for a man.Also, uncensored 3D nipples! WTF.
>>282615661Yeah this is not an OP people come across nowadays
Live, I'm almost finished with the music collection
>>282618318Ougi is so spooky
>>282618482I am scared stiff
>>282615076It is really cutehot to think about how much of a girl she is but it just doesn't express through or face or voice. It would be lovely to see her in person and try to look for signs of her emotion in her hands or other places. Thinking about it, this is probably why she spins so much.
So, where would a smart person upload 26gb?
>>282620306There really needs to be more file sharing options online. File related infrastructure on devices and the internet has not advanced nearly enough too.
Ideally someone with nyaa account could share it further
>>282621034Did Araragi steal her underwear?
>>282621325It is very common. She likes it though so no worry.
>>282606388Why are the lolis crying?
>>282608556>>282608617Guys, it's my time. I can feel it.
>>282615661>>282617525Is it a TV only opening? I watched the MTBB version, which is the bluray version, and it's there. Unless they kept it for a couple episodes despite it not being on the bluray.
>>282621034Why does snail have such fat thighs?
>>282608082>>282608509>>282608617>>282613204>>282622431why did she suddenly become gay?
>>282622398Their thighs are sore yet they still want more
>>282623335Nadeko isn't gay but she is a huge slut
>>282615451I asked ChatGPT to browse for Japanese discussions on the subject (it's VERY good for Googling that kind of thing). SHAFT apparently confirmed it was just some random staff member, but didn't specify the gender. So even a lot of Japanese fans suspect it's a guy.
>>282623335An animated doll of a JC (with accurate anatomy since she is also a corpse) is simply too tempting.
>>282622775It seems to be the OP they used for the original run because the pre-home video release of Bakemonogatari was infamously unfinished and so they didn't have the time for a real OP.I say original run instead of TV run because apparently Tsubasa Cat did not air on television, it was released on some internet site digitally and that's why the OP has uncensored nipples. It didn't need to be TV-okay.
>>282623812I could have sworn Yotsugi confirmed she wasn't anatomically correct in the novels. Maybe I'm remembering wrong.
>>282622775I don't even think it lasted for the whole TV broadcast until they remade it but I remember seeing it back then.
>>282623711He has the jaw and the eyes of a chubby guy. It's 99 percent a dude.
>>282623877Oh right, people weren't here for the original airing...In the original airing, Araragi and Senjougahara's date was the final episode. The last three episodes of Tsubasa Cat were only released online. But the episode right before the date episode DID air on TV and used the live-action OP. The three web episodes all used the animated version.I have no fucking idea how the BDs handle it, though.
>>282623335>a JC spurned by the man she loved since she was little>a doll that probably doesn't care about what the "correct" form of love isA match made in heaven. >>282623877I'm pretty sure the first couple of episodes of it aired on TV. It was episodes 13-15 that aired on that streaming site, and that was because 15 episodes doesn't fit into the cour structure.
>>282623999I haven't watched Tsubasa Cat in years and don't have the show on hand but I did not remember live action Sugar Sweet Nightmare being a thing at all. I remembered the finished, non-live action OP, but not the live action one. Maybe it varies depending on which release you see whether they retrofit the animated OP on all episodes or if they keep it faithful to the broadcast version?
>>282623883she's not anatomically correct because you can stick it right through her cervix and she feels pleasure instead of excruciating pain.
>>282623999It's kind of miraculous that Bake became as big a hit as it did back then despite all the issues relating to its production. I heard there were entire scenes that were just not animated at all, like the fight between Araragi and the Rainy Devil.
>>282624412>I heard there were entire scenes that were just not animated at all, like the fight between Araragi and the Rainy DevilPretty sure I remember watching that and being impressed back then.
Also I remembered just now, thinking of Bake, that there was an article introducing Monogatari on the Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung a couple years back. That would be like if the New York Times wrote an article recommending Monogatari lmao.I think it tried to pitch it as this French new wave-like japanese thing where being shocked, occasionally titillated, and possibly outraged was part of the intended experience rather than an unintended consequence. Can't say that I quite expected a show of its kind to be recommended on a mainstream newspaper when even among people who watch anime it's seen as kind of sleazy.
>>282623883I'm pretty sure she implies her pussy is getting cold in Tsukimonogatari when she says she still feels uncomfortable catching wind there despite being undead.
For those curious, I checked the Japanese wikipedia article. Here's what the deal with Sugar Sweet Nightmare is:>did not air on television>the streaming version of episodes 14 and 15 used the shitty live action version>the live action version was included in the first bluray (episode 11 and 13), while the new animated version was used for the second disc (episode 14 and 15)It's been 15 years, so I'm not surprised people are remembering wrong. In my head, the live action version aired on TV.
>>282609306He had the taste of a liar.
>>282624705I could have sworn there was a joke during Monster Season somewhere that she outright says she isn't. But she appears so damn often in Monster Season I'd have no idea which book to look for it in.
>>282624674It is weird that it is so obscure in the west when it is one of the biggest things in Japan. Because of this it is odd for it to be recommended in MsM. But it is strange that it is like this to begin with (not that talked about, potentially shunned, never brought up when reviewing anime) when it is so big in Japan. Even YouTube of Japan commented on Undead talking about how nice it was of a representation of the Monogatari series.
>>282624885Yeah. Talking to western fans, a lot of them are under the impression that it's some obscure cult series even in Japan. They're usually shocked to hear it was the highest-selling anime DVD/bluray ever at the time of release. I don't think it was even dethroned until Uma Musume season 2 happened and shattered every anime bluray sales record.
>>282624885People get dared to watch the toothbrush scene or maybe they hear of the bath scene from the same season being a thing at all and they just run for the hills afterward. Or maybe they dodge those spoilers but tap out at Mayoi's or Nadeko's arcs in Bake. It's also not exactly the kind of show you could easily recommend to begin with.
>>282625155Lolis are the best because of this. The type of people who are repelled by these things aren't wanted anyway. They are a form of passive gatekeeping.
>>282625155>>282625030>>282624885Also I don't want to make it a culture war thing but I feel like Europe has a major advantage in terms of not being repelled. It is, or at least used to be a lot less puritanical and anal about media, especially nudity or like risque situations in general. Back when I still watched TV now and then, a billion years ago, commercials and especially movies with titties were absolutely a thing after 9 or 10 PM or so.
>>282600006Tsukihi for Chuuni. Ishino for calm.
>>282625769Tsukihi has powers, she just doesn't know it. Truly an interesting character.
>>282603713>CANONLYhttps://desuarchive.org/a/thread/282592967/#282596794LOL
What would've happened if Araragi ate Hanekawa's parents when offered?
Snake toes
>>282627724So clean and well kept
Sodachi is cute
>>282628298She gets regular pedicures
>>282628402I like how her cheeks spread on the right
>>282628402Cute tongue
>>282600006
>>282628869
>>282629096I want to buy hachikuji a happy meal
>>282629096>>282629258Thank you anons!I wonder if we can get everyone?
The moral of this series is sex with little girls.
>>282628402I like how her name can be interpreted as "Abandoned house" + "Education"
>>282629312Cat certainly has that photo she sent from Araragi's room.
>>282629409
>>282629409Araragi has an adult woman fetish
>>282629612I wonder if there is some secret intended joke beyond it just being humorous that Araragi is in so much denial. Sort of like how Araragi will beat himself up which is a continuation of his personal issue that was established early on. Perhaps this specifically is supposed to be a joke on vegetarian protagonists in Japanese media. Making it even more humorous when he randomly says something pervy or is describing a sexual act while acting like it does nothing for him.
>>282622398Araragi was dead and taking a little too long to come back to life.
Nadeko buds
>>282631351Absolutely perfect prime buds
T-too big
>>282631577Those are not buds
>>282631577I remember hearing once from an anon that buds are surprisingly hard. Maybe this is why the Nadeko's grip theirs. Either that or they are massaging them to try to make the little things grow bigger.
>>282631685Well it looks like Sengoku Nadeko, 14 years old at a first glance but it's actually the sequel, Sengoku Nadeko, 15 years old!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoQ8nPYpebM
>>282631797To be fair the ones in that picture are 14 at first glance but actually a few minutes old.
>>282631797I can hear it in my head>You thought it was Sengoku Nadeko, ju-yon-sai, but it was really me, Sengoku Nadeko, ju-go-sai!
>>282631879>are 14 at first glance but actually a few minutes old
>>282631922What anime is this?
Nadeko what the fuck
>>282632559UhhhShe does this pose when giving herself bucket baths at the onsen... Yes that is it!
>>282632559Puffy
>>282632634>>282632801Outrageously puffy
>>282632844puffy close-up
>>282632873You can even see a bit of pubic skin peaking out
>>282632873Need Nade to ride my face
>>282603713>>282615451>>282615535I see an adams apple, it's a dude
>>282632942But why would it be a dude?
>>282633223For humor Nearly everything in Monogatari is supposed to be funny before anything else
>>282632889>>282632901Snake's nopan butt sitting on you
>>282633493This. Hachikuji is an actual looney tunes character
>>282633527You just know while Araragi was walking out of her house he quickly touched the sweaty mark on his back and then sniffed it. She saw it too and then proceeded to masturbate to it that night.
This is what Sodachi rubs it to
>>282634057The limit of the sequence of my dick is Math's snatch
>>282634057I hate conjugates!!!!
>>282634218I want to solve sudokus with her while cuddling under a blanket
whore
>>282634613She shaved her pubic hair into an arrow before inviting Araragi
>>282632559Butt and feet plus back is always a sexy combination.>>282608941Sad to hear. Thought they were a good match.
>>282634506Zoku Sodachi was her most cuddlable form and nothing will convince me otherwise.
>>282634902I think short hair is great but twin tails math is just too good
I'll forever hate Hanekawa for not annoying Sodachi more so she'd follow up on the stripping naked threat.
Ok, does this shit work?I really hope some pervert here has a Nyaa account so it can be up there.https://www.swisstransfer.com/d/83c41af5-3ffa-47e3-a419-8889c2c0a75a
The only Monogatari scene that ever made me cringe was the one in Owari where Mayoi and Araragi slam their butts together.
>>282635271I'm still downloading, it seems to be working so far though
>>282635271What's on it?
>>282636176Enjoy anon, I did my best including almost everything and translating the tracks. >>282636553Pic related
I don't actually have enough storage to unzip it. At least this confirms it works though.
>>282637167Oh it got zipped automatically?I chose this site just so I wouldn't have to do that because it had an option for uploading folders.
>>282637188Yeah it came completely zipped. Which is strange because it is still pretty big zipped too.
>>282637593That's why I wanted someone to upload it on Nyaa which is modular and "fire-and-forget".Just the After-talks (Atogatari) themselves were 3.5 gig so I replaced them with mp3 versions and made the lossless versions optional but alas. I won't pretend I'm an expert on file compression but that can sometimes happen. It's all about how the data lines up for the algorithms. If there is little repeating data it's hard to make a shortcut in a way.
>>282600006Word from the grapevine is that Netflix is trying to get the streaming rights for the entire Monogatari Series
>>282637734Which orifice does this vine emerge from? Honestly could be a good thing if real though.
>>282637734This is true, my uncle is the CEO of grapevine and he confirmed they're announcing it in 2 more weeks
>>282637778Alongside the live action adaptation of Nisemonogatari.
>>282623335Suddenly?
>>282637948The fire sisters should double up on Nadeko. Just a nice big JC party
Trying to give Shinobu a bath in the kitchen sink!
>>282638100Is this normal JC behavior?
>>282638589It's normal for these two JCs and they will induct Nadeko into their deviant ways.She's a wiling target.
>>282639157Tummy
>>282639177I wonder if they will actually give her a body that nice if Sodachi is ever given a proper nude scene. While Shaft often makes characters sexier, that feels a bit too plump for a girl like Sodachi.
>>282639781I imagine she'll look like Hitagi, but with much smaller tits. Hopefully she has a nice tummy and legs though.
>>282639875They were really good at making her look skinny here
>>282640461It's a nice, lithe look
>>282635271Thank you anon. Great find. I don't have a nyaa account, but this will sit in my collection.
Why does she expose herself?
just watched all of the OPs to refreshDark Cherry Mystery > Mousou Express > Orange Mint are my top three.
>>282641756They're spats so they're not embarrassing!
>>282628402>grew up in a dysfunctional house with abusive parents>abandoned by her father>neglected by her mother >raised herself, in an environment completely devoid of affection or stability>has an obsession with fairness in math due to the unfairness of the world>senjougahara: araragi notices her, saves her>hanekawa: neglected, but "adopted" by others and constantly acknowledged>every other character gets oddities as metaphors, sodachi doesn't even get that>no romance, no quirky running gags, just a bleak confrontation, catharsis, and then silence>entire class betrays her, then everyone forgot her>she becomes a hikikomori>"im not that unfortunate it could have happened to anyone">"others have it worse">"at least im still alive">in zoku owari: mirror sodachi is cheerful and outgoing. showing how she could have ended up if someone along the way showed her a single shred of kindness.>the world collectively decided that she didn't matteri can fix her bros
>>282643592>no quirky running gagsThere is the one where she hates things. Also the one where she says she wants to disappear. Of course she didn't have that much screentime so most come from the commentaries.
>>282635271Damn this has a lot of stuff, nice. Sadly not registered on nyaa.
Couldn't Hachikuji use her god powers to age herself sometimes for fun?
>>282643592thats really fucking sad actually. i thought she was just dramatic and annoying but man she really did have it the worst...
>>282643592More like:>sodachi: araragi notices her, runs away, twiceA truly pivotal moment for him to start going down the rabbit hole of "other people make me weak as a person"
>>282641982Top 3 is too hard. Ugh, Mathemagics, Dark cherry mystery, Marshmallow justice? It feels so weird leaving some bangers out.
>>282645067https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eY_8QR6yZALove/Hate relationship with "07734", I like this version.
>>282641982>>282645067All good choices.
>>282644296I'm pretty sure she does this in Ikusa.
>>282645067Imouto butts
>>282608556Do their sex lives include any character roleplay or is it just boring stuff?3D is PD but having the voice of Sengoku saying stuff to you sounds kinda fun.
>>282647705turn lights off and have her call you koyomi onii-chan.
I remember when first seeing Nadeko thinking her baby voice was just something for the flashback scene she is introduced with. Then she continued talking like that.
Another one of those lottery collaborations, with angels this time. There have been a lot of these recently. They must be running out of themed costume ideas by now:https://eureka-kuji.com/lp/202510monogatari/
>>282649681They just keep getting more sexy. Look at the lolis... Precious angels...
>>282649681Huh, weirdly enough Kanbaru looks the best in these
>>282606388>Why are their butts so big???Little girls have big butts.
>>282649681I will suck the cock of whoever finds a high res of that Nadeko.
>>282650310Nothing weird about it
>>282601834there was that time she told Koyomi to shut up.
>>282650515I will suck Nadeko's cock
>>282650515All are necessary. The way the upper body is exposed makes it easy to mind strip. I saw a closer up shot of Hachikuji and suddenly she was naked in my head inadvertently.
>>282649681Need a clean good quality version of that monkey
>>282651041I think it's too early for Angel Monkey and her white spats
>>282633493what the show consists of the most, by weight, is puns, then cuts, then fanservice.
>>282649681All of them have wonderful hips
>>282651095I NEED pics of my godspeed angel wife
>>282651359Breedingatari
>>282649681Didn't take long for fanart to be made.
>>282651521https://x.com/mani_ma/status/1972646076223291823
>>282639177Kanbaru's charm point.
>>282651521>>282651582These people work fast huh
>>282633662Meanwhile, novel Araragi's internal monologue during that scene was like:>"wow, Nadeko sure is acting more upbeat than usual. I'm glad her problems at school were sorted out. It's kind of weird that she's exposing her shoulders, but I guess she's just at the age where she wants to be fashionable. And she brought me alcohol instead of juice? Silly girl, she must have done it out of habit since she's used to getting drinks for her father. Nadeko's such a good kid."She's trying to seduce him with all the subtly of a brick and Araragi sees her as such a non-sexual creature that he's completely oblivious to it.
>>282651626no, that's her eyebrows.
>>282651786no, it's her big brown eyes.
>>282651830Nadeko my wigga
>>282651829but it's her big toned butt
>>282651830Wuss good my Nadegga?
>>282651858i'm pretty sure it's her smile
>>282651937isn't it her cute athletic feet?
>>282651987I personally prefer Snek or Math's feet.
>>282651987It's her voice
>>282603713I cant see shit
>>282652125That's just because they are emphasized more.
>>282652200Now you know how Hanekawa feels when you steal her glasses.
>>282652168or her general lovely demeanor
>>282652265are you sure it isn't her perky breasts
>>282652483Might be, I just haven't seen them fully exposed
>>282600006>Which character is the most chuuni?Obviously Suicide Master. Who then taught her student how to be chuuni.
>>282652515I want to see little Nobu in this pose naked
Finally awake.Why are registrations closed on nyaa anyway?https://www.swisstransfer.com/d/51b94f5c-6b5d-46d8-9629-c9a0e3d15d94
>>282649681Is there a collection of all the Monogatari promotion art? There are so many with so many different businesses. I have no idea what a Funtos is, but I like the art.
>>282652513https://files.catbox.moe/umnfm7.png
>>282652823>Yotsugi and Shinobu bloomersI'm gonna cum
>>282652892Put those back in, someone might pass by
Who knew lawn darts were so sexy?
>>282648524kek.
