>Go home>See this on your bedWhat do?
>Plap>Propose>Die happy
>>282600823Wonder how I turned into Sayaka
I’m going to intentionally post something that I know will make you mad because I’m very desperate for your love and attention
>>282601045>>282601055You literally have your own thread
>>282601279Technically I’ve got an entire board. I’m here just for you
>>282601279>>282601312I ship you two.
>>282600823A bit too old, but it will do!
>>282601312>youWho, though? I’m not any of your discord butt buddies, I don’t care about your schizo drama on either side
sex with kyouko while sayaka has sex with someones kid brother or something idk
>>282601512Leave Tatsuya out of this.
>>282601512Hi Tabb, you are ACK 2.0 and you will never "trigger" anyone.
>>282601569You can stop replying to yourself, Tabb.
Damn you guys were right, it really is the antiyurifags that shit up madoka threads
>>282600823Put her to clean my room, cook for me, and other house chores.
Uhhh le what? Anyways, lemme get a sex with Kyouko, hold the sayaka sauce
>>282600823Sakura-san is not a good person
>>282600823Impregnate her
>>282600823>mom found my daki and is freaked out a bit but trying to be subtle/nonchalant about it
>>282600823Probably start crying and screaming and shitting my pants because if Kyouko is in my bed that means she’s in a man’s bed and now I’m very angry and upset and baby tears are rolling down my face
>>282604138Kek he said that
>>282604138Good thing you're still a child and not a man.
Accept my fate
>>282600823Get fucking pissed because I had a bunch of shit on my bed and in order for her to be there, she would have to thrown it all on the ground.
>>282600823I'm not Sayaka.
>>282600823I’m not Sayaka so I would have sex with her
>>282600823When did I become Sayaka?
>>282606738After the transition
Triple post means triple seething
>>282607138Yes. She’s the pro carpet bomber
>>282600823she seems like the type who'd kick people in the balls so I'd be terrified for my jewels. Upon entry, I'd freeze, turn 360 degrees and walk away.
>>282607150>Kyouko was intentionally feeding people to familiars to farm grief seeds this way>Runs into a large group of people that she knows do not intend to reproduce, are harmful to society and won't be missed when they dieRealistically considering Kyouko's mindset at the beginning of the series there is no reason to believe she wouldn't intentionally redirect a familiar to a pride parade if she saw one.
>>282606206Madoka and Sayaka are so lucky...
>>282607343Don't you have your own thread?
mystery niggas
kyouko needs to rape correct shitposters
>>282608586Yuricucks are right about one thing, it's that they don't deserve sex from Kyouko (or any woman). They should be deprogrammed in other ways.
>>282607369What thread?
>>282608586NOOOO KYOUKO Dont force my dick that I was born with but belongs to a man who is not me into your vagina NOOOO
>>282608818Read what you posted out loud while looking at yourself in the mirror.
>>282606206I love middle schoolers
>>282608571More importantly, when is the restaurant collab?
>>282610015Nuzzling Homu and Kyouko breasts!
>>282610231How about their lower halves?
>>282610399That sounds gay, I’m white so I’m not found of homosexuality and I’d rather they have actual sex (with me), thanks.
>>282610399That's where my fingers are plunged in.
>>282610231Double paizuri is nice>>282610399Pussy sandwich is also nice
>>282600823Man the homeless problem is getting bad around here. Should probably wash this fleshlight before using it.
>>282600823"Who called a stripper to my room? It's not my birthday"
In a hypothetical scenario involving Homura and Kyouko where one girl has you in a jiujitsu chokehold keeping you at the bring of unconsciousness while pinning your knees apart with her legs and the other girl is milking you utterly dry to the point of shooting blanks, which girl would be in which position? Thanks
I wonder what's up with the two Kyouko redesigns. There being multiple Homurae makes sense plot wise but multiple Kyoukos is very random. Maybe the movie will have multiverse stuff in it?
>>282611161I think they would take turns
>>282611164One is gay and the other is gayer.
>>282611317There are two wolves inside this anon.
>>282611317So none of them are the original?
>>282611329Both are named Kyouko.
>>282611366So both of them support rounding up homosexuals and shooting them dead
Two futanari kyouko clones are anally and orally raping an anon in this thread.
>>282611424Come on anon that's clearly something Homura would do, since she's the one with guns. Kyouko would slice them in half with her spear instead.
>>282611439>yuritroon is also a futafag and literal fagkek no surprise therebet you're a blackedfag too
>>282611570Well, you bring up lgbt shit out of nowhere. That's on the same level and with lots of overlaps.
>>282611606You'd know huh.
JOBmi
>>282611950Well, everyone on Madoka threads is unfortunately exposed to your presence every single day, so yes, we know.
>>282611161Mami...
Kyouko deserves better threads
>>282612008Go back to your containment thread>>282612029True, report yurishitters on sight
Will the new movie bring good threads?
>>282612114Here's hoping it filters the cucks out.It's actually not that unlikely since there should be at least an indirect confirmation that Sayaka still loves Kyosuke.
>>282600823teach her a lesson about private property
>>282611971They are so off model their weights are probably double what they are supposed to be.
Erm… Kyouko honey… if you do not remove your legs from my back, um, my penis is going to shoot sperm into your pussy!
>>282611317But which one is gayer?
>>282612972The femboy reading this
>>282611164What if you got attacked (sexually) by multiple kyokos... would your peenor survive
>>282612881We need more thick megucas
>>282613111No
KyouSaya
>shakes cup
>>282612114It'll make things worse when Kyouko tells Sayaka she loves her romantically.
>>282612158>>282614237I hope both of these happen just to see how upset people get
>>282614300Knowing Urobuchi, it's likely to happen.
Welpurgust Rising ending just leaked
>>282611161Fine. I will watch your show.
femdom coded
>Go home>See this holding sounding rodWhat do
>make yuricuck containment thread >yuricuck spams here anyway If anyone needed definitive proof of who shits up Madoka threads
>>282600823
>>282614364What kind of /a/ browser hasn’t watched Madoka in 2025
>>282606206Built for cum swapping
>>282615277>>282596944 Interesting
>>282614300So Sayaka is just Kyousexual.
>>282614326You’re completely retarded if you think the latter will happen lol. Meanwhile Sayaka still crying over Kyosuke is canon.
>>282600823I kick her out, no Christians in this household
>>282616187The Latter happening will make the reaction to the Former far funnier so it should happen, regardless of what prior statements by Urobuchi or from the PSP game or whatever have said.
>>282616372>out of character bullshit is funnyNoYou staying in your containment thread would be hilarious however you should try that
>>282616446>out of character bullshit is funnyThe reaction that Yurifags would have from Kyouko getting rejected by Sayaka, because Sayaka still likes Kyosuke, would be funny, yes
>>282616522No, giving them any character isn’t funny. They reactions would be much funnier if the movie doubles down on everyone being straight. You also have a lot of other franchises where shit like this happens. Madoka is a het franchise and lgbt bullshit has no place in it, even if it’s just a one sided crush, it doesn’t belong here.
>>282616566>giving them any character isn’t funnyTheir reaction to seeing it happen would be fucking hilarious dude >They reactions would be much funnier if the movie doubles down on everyone being straightHaving 1 be gay but get rejected for a guy would cause shitloads of seething, easily more seething then just having them all be straight would. Which would be funny
>>282616614That would only be true if it happened to a new franchise like it did for darling in the franxx. Madoka is a franchise yuri trannies have been latching onto for over a decade and any of the girls being retconned gay would be taken as a justification for their presence. If everyone is re-affirmed straight again they will seethe much more at losing such a long shitposting war.
>>282613892Has anyone written a HitoSaya?
>>282613186Hot and gay
>>282616687?
>>282614980Genuflect
>>282600823Tell her to leave
>>282617981Faggot
>>282600823Nothing, because she’s 14 you sicko.
>>282619033Out of 10
>>282618889Lizard Homu is from Rebellion
>>282619082She wasn't directly refered to as one though, only had lizard symbolism.
>>282619156So who beat the shit out of Devil Homura?
>>282619156>Same collar as the new green and orange girls>Orange girl has been shown with Kyubey Are we sure Red Eyes has nothing to do with Kyubey?
>>282619318Impossible to know for now. Probably a new character since the only known one that could have done that would be Madokami, but she isn't in her Madokami form currently and she obviously wouldn't want to do that either. Perhaps is a side of Homura beating up another.>>282619379It's possible. All we know of Kyubey currently is that he's suffering a lot. He appears in the concept movie trailer and Madoka seems to take pity on him. There is a shot in one of the trailers where Madoka is seen falling inside some weird void with Kyubey eyes everywhere.
>>282618683holy basado
>>282616677No.>>282616700You took too long for the punchline faggot.>pic related
>>282623621Kek
sex with homu legs until the pantyhose frictionburns my penis off. thoughts
>>282624622Homura would be into that
>>282600823Gently wake her up.
>>282611439What a lucky anon.
>>282619033>she’s 14Thanks for reminding me.
>>282625056Is this slop? This shit is getting scary
I'm scared of 14 year olds
>>282615277Deserved, you shat up the containment thread.
>>282625314Yeah SD is a lot better than when I last used.
What if magical girls overpowered you and made you do things
>>282613186Kyouko is built different
>>282626230What kind of things haha
>>282626230I'd punch the shit out of them
>>282626827Rude
>>282625010Hello I'd like to know more about that
>>282625393Moemura...
Denim shorts are peak
>>282629284I can’t decide on who is hotter between casual clothes Kyouko and meguca outfit Kyouko…
>>282629284I wouldn't last a minute in her.
>>282629526You mean to jerk you off with Mami’s boobs?
kyoko… im gonna..
>>282629284Sayaka is so lucky...
So ACK 2.0 is as shaky as the original?
Little trigger happy there
>>282625393Nice sharp femdom eyelashes
Somebody seems touchy about making fun of that shitty post
6 gorillion hours in photoshop, I take it?
Love the Kyo
>>282631648Why was this deleted? It's clearly what that anon was implying
>>282632599Somebody must have got upset
>>282630741Not yet
>>282633165Why? Kyouko doesn't care about Sayaka that much
>>282633165Nice
>>282633005Good lord I'd stuff her.
>>282633890Sayaka...
Spare change?
>>282633890With good food?
>>282633970A fat protein filled sausage
>>282633970Cute
>>282634282She bites down really hard and has very sharp teeth, just putting that out there
>>282633385Kyouko asserts dominance over Sayaka, from the very moment they met.
>>282634515Even when she died Sayaka is still Kyoukos plaything.
If I came home and found Kyoko on my bed I would contemplate her beauty and closeness -> feel aroused and imagine partaking in intimacy and skinship and sexual activity with her -> contemplate her innocence and lively youthful energy in light of my own arousal -> fear my own urges and resolve to restrain myself so as not to hurt her with the crude, base behavior of a lonely 20-something single man -> simultaneously become aware of the fact that I immediately began to project my desires to become a dad one day and my desire for a daughter to dote on onto her at the same time as I felt the strong desire to have sex with her -> feel disgusted with myself -> feel confused as to how I should untangle all the different threads of urge and desire in such a way as to act in a good and moral manner around her -> come back to the realm of my senses and realize I am still just standing in the doorway frozen -> frantically search for something to say that will at once put her at ease and inquire as to a reasonable explanation for what she is doing there and put my base urges out of mind -> trip over my tongue and say some dumb shit like "oh you like my bed huh?" -> she hits me with something heavy and blunt, steals my wallet, and eats everything in my fridge
Is sayakaspammer seething over the fact that nobody cares about her both in universe and in this thread?
>>282634614How?
>>282634838He just knows how to get the attention of his crush
>>282635058But madokanon isn't in this thread...
>>282634434She'd be too focused on breathing to do that.
>>282634813>hits me with something heavy and blunt, steals my wallet, and eats everything in my fridgecongratulations you have that daughter you wanted
>>282636526Sayaka did THAT
>>282636559You've been spamming for hours dude, touch grass
>>282636580He would feel better if you told him you loved him
No way fag.
>>282636559How
>>282600823Now that I think about it if a magical girl forced her way into your home and started living there there's probably nothing you could do about it. She could even make you drink her spit lol
Post femdom
>>282636882
>rintab doesn't know what femdom iskek
>>282637011I wish kyoukofag would do this to me..
>>282637116You are surrounded by them in this circlejerk thread.
>>282637116Don't cheat on madokanon.
>madokanon out of nowhere
>>282637141Yes clearly this is the circlejerk thread not the one with the tranny tripfags and namefags life blogging
>>282637141kek what’s wrong with this thread
>>282637163Says the retard who constantly brings up Sayaka out of nowhere.
>>282637191Nothing inherently. It is still a circlejerk.
>>282637191Here are the people who can't stop talking about homos or make gay shipping of anons.
>>282637191Not enough of his samefagging for his states, i'd imagine.
I want to be a magical girl's servant so bad. Devil Homura's in particular!
>devil homura's servantWhat kind of services would she make you perform
>>282637704Total faggot death, probably
>>282637704Taking care of her and doing things for her amusement. Feeding, grooming, hits, being the court jester, housekeeping, that sort of thing.
How hard would meguca punches feel?
>>282637942They would be very painful
>>282600823Start crying, because I remember "Kyouko's Beloved Idiot".
>>282637704Idk but I really want her to peg me
>>282638017Same
>anons want to be peggedReal straight anons.
A straight man will admit he wants to fuck Kyoko right now
>>282638121I'm pretty secure with my masculinity and losing it.
If you were her servant she might do things like trace her sharp nails over the shape of your balls to remind you of your place, that might be kinda scary...
>>282638609>Nervous boner
notice me kyopai
>>282600823I'll go back to my homu
>>282638609I hope I'm not tied up and blindfolded as well haha
>>282638609lol what if she did that after she made you paint her nails black rofl just for fun
>>282639863Hot and black is the best color for her. That and purple.
I should make my own madoka and kyoko femdom porn in blender
>>282640438Homura and Sayaka...
>>282640455I can make you some cuck stuff if you like
>>282640467Anon...
>>282640823sorry bro I like someone else
>>282640146What about kyouko
>>282615321Underrated post
>>282641182Red
>>282606206>>282610015WEW
>>282619053Her ponytail is outstanding
ponytailjob
>>282641480Kyiouko's sex hair
>>282638609>>282639863Made me horny and I had to ask ChatGPT to generate a story about it
>>282641490We know Sayaka
>>282641490anime girl hair always looks so fuckable I want to fertilize her hair
Need pingus jorked by magical girls to be desu
"You again? I just don't understnyand this world. Everybody tells me strange opposite things at the same time. You already know my secrets as a nyanman, What more do you need? Just beware of the witches curse on my bed, sometimes they leave marks and don't scratch my duvet again, it makes me remember the lewd stuff."
>>282638121There is nothing wrong with wanting to be pegged by kyouko and devil homu
I’d rather them sound my urethra
I spent my entire day spamming this thread, did the megucas stop being canonically straight yet?
>>282643616Won’t happen as long as the current team is in charge, kek. Looks like you wasted your day.
>>282641598Post it
>>282643616Yes.
>>282643838I just checked and they’re still straight, I feel lied to
>>282643896>I just checked and they’re still straight, I feel lied toSounds like expectations were thoroughly betrayed! Whether it was a curl that didn’t hold or a vibe that didn’t deliver, I’m here for the drama. Want to vent more or plot your next move?
>>282600823Ask her to bust my balls or maybe I'll just ask for cbt.
>>282643616They never were straight.
>>282643989You made me check again and they still always were, why do you lie so much?
>>282643989...Madoka literally has a male love Interest.>Inb4 I-It's not canon!Cope.
>>282610015Same
>>282644117>the only one that doesn’t is mami, who shiptards latch onto the leastKek.
Madoka ryona
>>282643987That’s weird I didn’t ask but still got it
>>282647385Assisted paizuri
>>282648550Cute
>>282647385Sex
rank megucas by femdom energy
>>282649362Kyouko > Homura > Mami > Sayaka > MadokaThat’s also the ranking from best to worst btw
homura caught making bombs in class
>>282649362Most is KyoukoLeast is Homu
>>282650106>Least is HomuI’m assuming you mean moemura specifically
>>282613186>fuck, she'd break me like a twig
>>282647344Same and she didn't even try to hold back...
>>282650173Homura has strong sub energy, even in her Hommando form. Devilmura is a bit different but I think she's suppressing her own self there.
>>282650986>Devilmura is a bit different but I think she's suppressing her own self there.Even then I can still see her being a sub, she just seems more likely to stab you for whatever reason
>>282650986I disagree because of the heels
I can help but want long black haireds to step on me
>>282651476Kyubey...
Need to spray my kyubeys all over Homura’s stockings
>>282600823Call the cops
>>282652533>wanting her to dom the cops instead of youfaggot
>>282652569Sayaka is really lucky...
>>282652703why
>>282652731She gets to get the shit beaten out of her by Kyouko every single day
>>282653090Having her sexually dominate you is better though, her husband is luckier
>>282650068Cute
Being trampled by Madoka’s sparkly red heels is good too
Madoka is so smol it's hilarious.
>>282654172One of the understated features of exedra's AR thing is that it really lets you appreciate how short some of these girls are
>>282654209Kyouko acts tough for someone being 5'1"
>>282653836We know Homura.
The weird neighbors kid that you’re forced to play with
