Prepare yourself, anon. Because I'm about to hit you with my reality-warping causality-bending 100% accuracy undodgeable, unblockable, inescapable attack guided by the gods and time-space itself. There's NO WAY you're surviving this. Any last words?
>>282656154Traceu onu
>>282656154*yawn* A rank luck, gay bulges-kun
>>282656269Is this really how F/SN is like?t. planning to read the VN sometime in the future
>>282656812This isn't even a top 10 fight
>>282656812Pretty much.
>>282656812No, if it was accurate Shirou would be getting cleaved in two because you picked the wrong choice an hour ago.
>>282656154"Wobbly punches"
>>282656812Sort of? It's obviously satire, but the prose is there.
>>282656812Yes and it's kino
They made fun of this with William Tell, he has a backup in case his unmissable shot misses.>『Zweite Schießen』>Rank: C+>NP Type: Anti-Personnel>Range: 1 - 50>Maximum Targets: 1>Releasing the Second Best Shot.>The secondary Noble Phantasm that gets unleashed in case the unmissable first Noble Phantasm misses.>This is based on the legend of Tell hiding a second bolt to shoot the evil Vogt Gessler in case Tell missed the apple on top of his son's head.
Why did UBW cut out most of Shirou's internal monologue? It makes the date part look generic instead of actually showing how mentally fucked he is.
>>282656154Please stick your Gay Bulge in my Raw Ass.
>>282656154Hold my plot armor.
PUTTING MY PENIS IN RIN'S VAGINA AND CUMMING AHHHHHHH!Why does Rin never get pregnant even though Shirou doesn't use condoms?
>>282656154!
>>282656154>>282656269>am above gods themselvesDone.
>>282658419They literally included Shirou's monologues about feeling undeserving of happiness during Shirou's defect as spoken dialogue in episode 11 and included Shirou and Rin's exchange about his hitting the brakes on their way back from the date. There's no way you can miss the significance of the date unless you're braindead or not paying attention.
So why did shirou become black?
>>282660444Sick tripsShirou is literally burnt to a crispy brown from overdoing it with magecraft throughout his whole life. If Rin didn't correct his retarded mistakes he would have ended up doing it to himself eventually even if he didn't become Archer.
>>282656154GAYBULGE
>>282656269chuuniKINO
>>282656154>Quantum tunnel effect
>>282656154I will dodge it with PURE LUCK
>>282656812There's 30+ dead ends compared to 5~ "good" endings. You should have learned to filter out the "why doesn't the MC just instantly die and the story end?" shitposts years ago.
>>282656154I have B rank luck checkmate
>>282656154Mikooon~*uno reverse cards your attack*
>>282656755This girl has a cock bro, that’s gay.Plus she talks about Shirou is the “sheathe” to her “sword”.That’s double gay, she’s dicking down a boy.
>>282656269>onu
>>282656154I will tell you of the beginning
>>282656154If he's so strong why did he fail to kill Redman and Shirou multiple times?
>>282656154Jumanji
>>282659965Safe days
>>282656154I don't know much about Fate but I do know of his power. Basically the moment he says his attack, your heart is already pierced.So why doesn't he just spam that from a distance and kill everyone?
>>2826635401) It's a short-range attack.2) His master doesn't want him taking initiative.Logically it should be as you said. It's a stupidly overpowered attack that's low-cost and easily spammable.
>>282663560>1) It's a short-range attackIt was supposed to be only launchable by foot I guess. Maybe he isn't getting enough mana.
>>282663620There's art of Skaha doing that somewhere.
>>282663654
what if im so big that I dont care at all you can't miss?
>>282663938and i mean, really big
>>282664011
>>282656154>He didn't max luck
>>282658419I think the main problem is that they're adapting a route where you're fully expected to be well acquainted with Shirou and has personal issues at that point.
>>282659965It's converted into mana
LANCER GA SHINDA
>>282656154Hinokami Kagura: Fake Rainbow
>Grinds and distribute points so my Nameless Archer has EX Luck by the time of the Rin and Lancer battleKek.
>>282663412He didn't really fail to kill them multiple times so much as he just walked away every time he encountered them.Shirou>outright kills him once>Rin brings him back from the brink>Lancer realizes he's still alive>chases him down and attacks him at home>Saber is summoned>Lancer Gae Bolg's Saber, crippling her, and could have killed Shirou if he wasn't required to leave by KireiAnd Archer>shows up with Rin>Archer sees through the trick with Gae Bolg, keeps backing off>Lancer is forced to leave because of his command>meet again later in UBW>Lancer beats the tar out of Archer, goes to finish it with Gae Bolg>Archer blocks it, but comes out severely injured>Lancer walks off because his job was just to keep Archer busy, and he respects Archer for the stunt he pulledEvery time he actually uses his "unfailing" Gae Bolg and misses or is blocked, he still totally wins the fight because it fucked up both of the people he was fighting to the point they'd have lost if they just kept going. People meme on his spear being unreliable despite it's stated nature, but it still whips ass even when it didn't accomplish exactly what it said on the tin.
>>282663620Gae Bolg has two distinct techniques. One is short-range and one is long-range. The short-range one does the whole causality reversal that makes it so that your heart is pierced the moment he uses it. The long-range one is an explosive target-seeking attack that shoots thorny missiles that carry a similar curse. The short-range thrust is cheap and spammable, but if you know the technique you can jump out of range right before it activates, which is what Archer did when they first met. The long-range one has to actually travel to you and costs more mana, but it's got more range and destructive power. Archer had to actively block it with a shield specialized for such a purpose.
Servants are meant to be exceptional beings so guaranteed attacks that never failed in their previous life are probably not so reliable against opponents that are as exceptional as you.
>>282665316It makes sense with the luck stat basically being defying fate, since in mythical stories fate is either unavoidable or something to rally against.
>be mage in the grail war>summon my servant>it's lancerwyd
>>282656154>DODGED
>>282663620>It was supposed to be only launchable by footThe mythological Gae Bolg was launched underwater by foot and pierces through the enemies ass
>>282666368I'd rather see a Lancer job than an Assassin.
>>282666368Just make sure the servant you summon didn't touch a 10 yard pole with a 10 yard pole
anyone know if the tv broadcast of fate strange fake will also includes whispers of dawn or i have to watch that first? because the rips on nyaa are shit
