Imagine being mesmerized by blasting your asshole with recycled poop water then calling it a day without realizing you’re just as filthy as when you were taking a dump.
We can smell your skid mark, go take a shower
>>282700905What alternative do you propose? It's near impossible to 100% clean one's asshole without a water spray
No one in the history of mankind has said this about bidets
>>282701039You should try wet wipes.
>>282700905They're pretty good yes.
Your asshole has never been clean until you have used a bidet. No one should be against having a clean asshole.
>>282700905Do Americans really not understand how bidet works?
My bidet is so strong that I can basically give myself a mini enema with it when I put it on full blast. Took a while to work myself up to it but man its great. No longer must I suffer that last little bit of shit that stays inside my rectum all day. That shit gets flushed out with all the water in a glorious bubbling shart blast.Only downside is I only want to shit at home now.
>>282701039I wet toilet paper and use it to wipe my ass. It's about the same. Nothing beats Japanese bidets though, it's just so damn easy to get a clean ass and absolutely necessary in the summers there where swamp ass is a constant.
>>282700905I really want a bidet toilet, but here we've basically regulated them out of existence. You probably can get them but would require specific electrical wiring to get it working due to sockets not being allowed in bathrooms. Even plain mechanical cold water ones need to be plumbed in a certain manner to protect backflow from contaminating water supplies, which is probably a good thing thinking about it.
>>282702022>sockets not being allowed in bathroomsWhat the hell? What country is this? Does nobody use hair dryers/curlers/etc?
>>282700905Is this post satire?
>>282701039For me it's the following:>only shit at home>wipe with tp >wash asshole with water and soap in the shower afterwardsIt's the only way. It also helps me feel superior to all the subhumans walking around with shit smeared around their anus.
I can't imagine how people can live without bidets or why they'd choose to, you must be savages.
>>282700905Using a bidet opened the doors for me being interested in assplay. I have not taken any steps but using it is unironically fucking good.
>>282702357Bongistan. And not in the bathroom, no. We have a specific socket type for shavers/toothbrushes that are much lower voltage or something, those can go in bathrooms. We can also have sockets in kitchens, in fact I've got one directly under my kitchen sink where leaks are likely to happen, so the regulations aren't even consistent.
>>282701039Man you're retarded. Does your bathroom not have a sink? You run some toilet paper under the water and it's the same thing.
>>282700905I hate to beak it to you but that's all water
>>282702620no my water is pure 1st gen water, the rarest commodity on Earth
>>282702893aren't we all
>>282701992If you (carefully) use bar soap on the wet toilet paper, it'll make for smooth wiping, along with extra cleanlinessIf the toilet paper you own is too flimsy to wipe wet, try laying a folded tissue inbetween a folded strip of toilet paper before wetting it.
>>2827019928 billion people on the planet I fucking knew I wasn't the only one.Welcome brother.
>>282702759>>282701992Every time I tried doing this the paper gets torn and then I end up with small pieces of paper stuck to my butt.How do you make the wet paper stay intact?
>>282702572Do you take a shower every time you take a shit?
>>282704203Don't bother with the sink.>take two pieces>spit on one of them>put the dry one below
>>282704203Use less shitty paper? Don't give it an entire bath under the faucet?
Bidets are god creation to the worldAmerimutts couldn’t even begin to comprehend this amazing tech
>this causes the amerifat to screech and shart in confusion
>>282704606What a sink?
Trying to flex about bidets when you wouldn't have a dirty ass if you squatted properly is ridiculous.
>>282703011>>282701992Goddamnit anon. Just buy those toilet paper foam things.
>>282705275Not cost effective and probably harder to flush
>>282700905Bidet and tp fags btfo.
>>282700905Dude wtf is wrong with you degenerate scum?
>muh toilet paperlollmao evenyou nerds do realize that for the majority of time humans have been on earth we did not wiped our ass right?toilet paper like a lot of other things is just a psyop to get your money>but-look man keep buying it if you want to but you actually do not need it
No /a/ thread has ever needed the /int/ flags more...
I remember my first encounter with a bidet as an American during a high school field trip to Europe. One of our hotel rooms had a bidet in it so naturally, me and my roommates decided to play poker but the loser would have to sit on the bidet. First man out would sit on it for 5 minutes, next 4 minutes, and so on. The cold water setting sucked, but the warm water spraying against your asshole was pretty nice actually. My pooper felt nice and clean afterwards too. Every since then I decided I'd install them with every toilet if I ever get to own a house.
>>282706228>Rich enough kid for having fly to another continent for a school trip>Not rich enough to ever experience toilet with bidet before thatWhy are american like this?
>>282706541They just aren't very popular here, although that's slowly changing. I worked in construction for a few years and several new houses I worked on were wired for integrated bidet toilets.
>>282702022Just get one of those bidets that sits under the toilet seat. The water it uses just Ts off the cold water connection to the toilet itself.
>>282704242Not him, but I do the same thing, its on a case by-case basis, some shits are quick and clean, while others not so much, so generally I just wash it in the latter cases, like 25-30% of the time.
>>282700905>recycled poopI understand safe water is far from guaranteed in the US but are you fucking retarded?
>>282706986all that vaping has caused a lead poisoning epidemic in the global north
>>282700905Where the fuck do you live that recycled poop water comes out of your plumbing?
>>282700905Bro the water is clean. Out of the same tap you drink from. Dumbass.
>>282700905She's a buttslut. I use bidet and I don't make that kind of face.
>>282708256Optimistic of you to think Americans can actually drink from the tap.
>>282702022>bidet toiletJust get one like this. It basically works the same way but it's more superior imo because it's easier to install and you can fully control how you want to spray from any position.
