Tenchi Bridge Reconnaissance MissionChapter 282: Team Kakashi ReturnsPrevious chapter: >>282727153 chapter 281Start: https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/a.desu.meta/subject/Daily%20Naruto%20Chapter/filter/text/page/8/Believe it!Thanks for joining and reading.
>>282751261Two reasons why Tsunade is the best hokage
>>282751356>>282751397>>282751420Tsunade... Even if you want to send people with personal feelings to a mission (literally the opposite of what ninja should do), just fucking send Shizune as the leader and Guy as support with them. Guy alone destroys both Orochimaru and Sasuke with ease at this point. You're needlessly risking the life of your prodigee and your only Jinchuriki for nothing.
The search for Saucegay continues.
>>282751623>gee maybe the kid who has the strongest tailed beast in him, mastered the rasengan in 2 weeks, saved tsunade from kabuto, beat gaara and shukaku by summoning gamabunta is idk like special or something?Thanks for the brilliant insight and pointless flashbacks you dumb cunt
>>282751715And that's why Shizune never married.
>>282751737>"like you, shizune, i trust sakura implicitly">5 pages later the elders say shizune is consistently leaking infoTsunade couldn't be more incompetent even if she tried. Holy shit.
>>282751261If it wasn't for her tits I feel like Tsunade would be one of the most hated characters of the manga.She's legitimately awful as a Hokage.
>>282751737oof. Betrayed minutes after giving a vote of confidence
The village looked like a SEA shithole from Tobirama's death until Kakashi took over. Just saying.
OP was BETRAYED AND TRAPPED by Shizune
>>282751261Jiraiya WATCHED Dan plap this!?!?
Ramen-dono...
Re-ENTER
>>282752137ENTER
>>282752163my hero SHINO the SENTIMENTAL
>>282752163>MORE new charactersCome on, Kishi
>>282752163I'm not sure if Shino and Naruto ever interacted in the manga up to this point
>>282752163I don’t trust this guy
>>282751261Damn look at those huge tracts of land outside the window
>>282751356>the Senju genetic line ends with the most breedable woman in the worldThis should be illegal
>>282752208Unironically he has more of relationship with Sasuke, but one notable thing is Naruto did reccomen him over Choji for the recovery mission.Re-ENTER
>>282752163>dogman>creepy hood guy>sarah plain and tallTeam Kurenai is like the hobo version of Team Azuma, which is already the great value version of Team Kakashi.
>>282752137>We think the kid with a nuke in him has been a bit too happy to be living in our village. You should make him more miserable again, like the good old days under Hiruzen
>>282752163Oh fuck yea shino's back! I can't wait for kishi to give him more screentime so we can see his cool bug powers. Because they would be immensely useful for almost any given situation so it'd be dumb if he just got sidelined for the majority of part 2.
>>282752276>biker jacketSTYLISHba
>>282751737They're being reasonable with the four man cell and jonin. They know Naruto needs to lord over his own team to feel important. I know Hokage wants to unga bunga smash
Mid coming up.
>>282752276Enter SHAG AND SCOOB
>>282751737Maybe next time don't use Shizune as collateral to settle gambling debts.
>>282751715She knows none of the leaf corps have the skills to go after Orochimaru. He's a functioning OCD who won't stop. Kabuto translating is too much work.
>>282752375Let the flanderization begin.
it's coming.
>>282752329What does Naruto smell like?
>>282752375PRE-ENTER
>>282752360I don't want Shizune as collateral. What if she emits poison upon copulating to clean up the body?
re-enter
>>282752408aftershave and that smell after you take a huge shit
>>282752433Our baby-face queen.
>>282752433Holy fuck, a floating pair of tits!
>>282752433Nardos baby maker!
>>282752433ENTERa human with the linguistic capacity of a pokemon
>>282752433ENTER MRS. UZUMAKI AND THE GIRL WHO NARUTO WILL SOMEHOW EJACULATE INTO AT LEAST TWO TIMES
>>282752428Kishimoto would never allow a woman to move on from from their oneitis unless it's the inoshikacho and for a carbon copy of the beloved one.
>>282752433>Nice hair>Big boobs>Cute feetShe’s the whole package
>>282752433ENTERTHE BIGGEST WINNER IN THE SERIES
>>282752433(not) ENTER: naruto's future gay conversion therapist
>>282752478Did she always sweat like a pig?
>>282752433>Long hairShe's RUINED
>>282752433The girl who purified a ryona/animal-rape/ntr doujin artist into drawing vanilla romance
Chapter 282: Team Kakashi ReturnsENDTomorrow: Team Members Wanted!!
>>282752523>Unless he is counting the anime fillersThey're de-facto canon because by this point the manga only exists to give a storyboard and footnotes for the anime production, and acknowledges many anime-original characters and characterisations.
>>282752605Not terrible. Might be one of Ikemoto's least vomit-inducing pages
>>282752605ikemoto jump scare
>>282752523Kishimoto recognizes the anime as the true canon
It will be good to see Hinata again in six months
>>282752673Especially those
>>282752605that sakura is not even close
>>282752605I still don't get why Kishimoto saw this and thought>yep, this will be my succesor
>>282752605something about this style is very offputting but I don't know what
>>282752544>tsundere romcom Into the trash it goes.
>>282752814We need a Tsunade romcom
>>282752433Sakura cuter and hotter.
>>282751261Tsunade is best girl for Naruto, but she's too old and has the oneitis curse>>282752433a worthy runner up
>>282752433Big Fat Hinata Honkers
>>282751397Shizune's getting jealous that Tsunade has found someone younger. She's getting the Anko treatment. On the inside, her heart is breaking.
>>282752319pussy cleaner
>>282751546Tsunade is used to looking up at Naruto, huh...
>>282752478Hinata's humiliation ritual never ends.
>>282751420Good that Tsunade has so much faith in team Naruto, it'd be awful if they failed after that.
>sex so good your gf still isn't over you 40 years later
>>282752236>irritating voiceNo Viz, it's the way he speaks specifically.
>>282752605Art of the INHERITOR of the franchise!
>>282751737Why would they say that?>>282752163It's one of the worst things of Naruto, how he never attempted to befriend anyone
>>282752832>each chapter is about tsunade trying to seduce a different guy to sleep with her>but every one suffers some manner of wacky hijinks that prevents them from doing the deed>kidnapped by rival village, executed for being a spy, biju attack, assassinated by danzo, slipping on a banana peel, etc>chapter ends with tsunade drinking with shizune and bemoaning tfw no bf
>>282752163>but you should at least try to remember your friendsOk but seriously, did Naruto and Shino ever interact AT ALL in the manga?
All Tsunade does as Hokage right now is green light all of Naruto and Sakura's requests no matter how outrageous they are.
>>282752433they call her the investorI have no idea why we got timeskip Team Guy early, for them to do absolutely nothing outside of Guy himself, and then everyone else's designs an arc later. I wonder if the editors made him rush out the rest of the cast and he instead planned to dangle each team over the next 3 arcs like keys. Ofc Shikamaru is the first one we see during the Kazekage arc, he just had to be.
>>282753174>I have no idea why we got timeskip Team Guy early, for them to do absolutely nothing outside of Guy himselfYes, Guy is the only one that matters, so he needed to set up this "rivalry" with Kisame.
>>282753174Gai ends up replacing Lee as the main character of his team.
>>282752478The Hinata side profile panels are interesting, it makes the eyes look less like cataracts
>>282753174Neji did the most important thing a branch member could do
>>282752478>>282752523Everyone knows her ass craves him except Narso himself
>>282751261my chakra jewel is up here
>>282753272>Schizo art with schizo crackshipLeave.
>>282752605>>282752790Okay so it wasn't all the borderline porn covers of Sarada poisoning my mind: this guy draws women extremely ugly. His Tsunade isn't too far off but Sakura and especially Temari look like shit. The artistic liberties on Jiraiya aren't bad and I like the Neji with the random senbon(?). If nothing else, Ikemoto is consistent: this is from the mid-2000's and his artstyle ever got better.
>>282751261Will kishi ever stop doing this random cover pages?
Why are we pretending like Shizune is in the wrong here
>>282753461Because she's not a main character.
>>282753429Cover pages are a lost art but a lot of his are extremely boring, static standing-staring-at-camera poses. When he does a unique spread one it's usually kino but these suck, it feels like when One Piece had 2 and a half minute anime openings: he's using up one of his weekly pages on a large lazy panel
>>282753461because she should know better. She got to witness Nardo in action. He has that it factor that will make the hardest ninja cry, old ladies sacrifice themselves, mass murderers repent, etc. You don't hide something like that away from the world. She also betrayed and trapped Tsunade so fuck her
>>282752789Would you prefer someone with shit art, or someone with passable art but all he does is trace?
>>282753461Because Shizune isn't drunk off her special potion and letting Naruto do whatever the fuck he wants like a good character should.
>>282752433oh my oh my
>>282753534>FrostI’m having flashbacks>Should I START?
>>282753534Please learn what tracing actually means.Anyways, for all his faults, at least his art looks mostly like actual Dragon Ball and not whatever the hell Ikemoto does.
>Please learn what tracing actually means.>Anyways, for all his faults, at least his art looks mostly like actual Dragon Ball
>>282753520Be that as it may, it's typically poor judgment to intentionally throw a retard teenager at a bunch of super terrorist ninja who specifically want to kill him just because he's the main character
>>282751546>New teammatesNejibros, that jonin promotion will finally be relevant!
>Team 8 just appears to tell you they exist and won't have a role in the story until two arcs go by and even then they're just extras.Kek.
>>282752433HINATA THE CUTEST!
>>282751356>Kakashi is out for over a week for using a technique that simply took off Deidara's elbow at range onceAnd Deidara was still using jutsu with no arms so what was the point?Surely 1000 Techniques Mirror Pinwheel Kailedoscope Kakashi had some other way or attacking Deidara at range, one that wouldn't have taken him out for a week.
>>282753620kekkyrooroo!
Tsunade = Samui > Hinata > Ino >>>>>> Sakura
>>282753959Tentenbros……………
>>282753959This, but reversed.
>>282753939>was going to reply with how he at bare minimum has Fireball Jutsu>check wiki quick just so I don't look stupid what if it was anime filler>it was anime fillermaybe he really doesn't. Master of 1001 jutsu, 1 of which is long range.
>>282751420>Sasuke is not nearly their former teammate.>He is their friend aa ano hi no yume.
>>282752472Naruto is a lot more similar to Dan than Sai is to Sasuke.But what's important is that Naruto is not Dan, but Naruto is Naruto.Therefore Hinata, whose oneitis Naruto, gets priority over Tsunade, who oneitis is merely a Naruto foil.Ino did not have priority over Sakura for Sasuke because Sakura is not only a more important character than Ino, but established her oneitis to the audience first.
>>282754133Naruto is Nawaki.The closest person to Dan was Minato.
>>282751261Tetasnade
>>282752478Why are you being so weird in secret?
>>282752319Shizune is Tsunade's heterosexual life partner.
>>282752433Booba.
>>282752319Her niece, if Dan didn't die.
>>282751329>anon in previous thread saying Kekashi has stamina >>282751715Considering the other anons here want Tsunade to box Naruto into a village, then this sort of dialogue is necessary to drive home that the special kid needs to be used. >>282752163>>282752236>>282752433Kurenai got the short end of the stick with this team comp. And she is the greenest jonin too, poor lass
>>282752433>tfw Narutocoin went upHinata is the supreme /biz/raelite in Naruto.
>>282751420This is so fucking awfulWhy did we accept that when we were kids
>>282751737SHIZUNE DID NOTHING WRONGSHIZUNE DID NOTHING WRONGSHIZUNE DID NOTHING WRONG
>>282752433>already jobbed to Naruto existing in the vicinity
>>282756017If she did nothing wrong then why isn't she married?
>>282753520If Naruto faced an Akatsuki member right now (any member) he'd get captured and die
>>282756090The only prominent guys near her age are a cripple, a gooner, a dead man and Tsunade’s coffee assistants who she thinks are gay lovers. It’s harsh for a cutie like Shizune in her age bracket. Only tertiaries are available to her
>>282756153She should fuck Kakashi
>>282752375Poor Shino nobody takes him seriously.
>>282752433Narusakubros, not feeling well...
>>282756126this applies to literally everybody in the village except Guy, Tsunade, and Danzo so I guess they should all just sit on their asses
>>282753379And Kiba seemingly.
>>282756222Yes? Don't send teams of 4 people that would get raped by Akatsuki members on Akatsuki fighting missions for fuck sake.You still have Guy, Tsunade, Jiraiya and Kakashi. Also other prominent jonins like Choza. You CAN make something work better than sending chunins to have a death battle with Orochimaru.
>>282756175Kakashi is a depressed porn addict, he is not a romanceable option. He also has minimal comradery if not for his skills. He’s actually Shino if Shino we’re a handsome chad
>>282752832Good image that would be greatly improved with lush pubes.
>>282756153Iruka is right there
>>282756281How? Shino has comradery even for somebody he wasn't super close to like Naruto.
>>282756316>IrukaThe absolute state of Konoha men. Iruka has been co-opted by the fujos, and is a tertiary. He has no shot. Where are the good men in the leaf?
>>282756395Dead or already married, see Inoichi, Shibi, etc.
>>282756395Would Jiraiya refuse Shizune?
>>282756222Trips of truth. No other village is doing dick to stop em. Kakashi is on the shelf, Danzo is not going to pursue them and Guy can’t always be the one to fight (will be called BS but I don’t mind these guys being “busy” with other S rank missions that leave them out of the plot). Naruto sitting on his ass becomes a strategy later in Shippuden and what do you know, it doesn’t work.
>>282756455Yes, she's tied to Tsunade and Dan and that's not something he's touching with a 10 foot pole.
>>282756455Shizune could've only settled for Danzo or Homura.
>>282751248The InoShikaCho team all have pretty good timeskip designs, on par with their original ones.>>282751261When I see pics of late Part 2 Tsunade, she looks so much older than this one. I'm not sure if it's just his artstyle changing or if she also aged.
>>282756452It’s over for her then. No shot at love, pour one out to our best assistant. >>282756455She is too cute for his liking and she seems a tad bit frigid and shy for his sort of game. Tsunade is killing him on sight if he tries anything, so even if he was into her he would know where to not sow his oats.
>>282756521>what do you know, it doesn’t workBecause Akatsuki already has 9 Bijuus using the tentacle and the Gin/Kin brothers. It was all useless from the start. The whole war. Kabuto's Edo Tensei was enough.Start looking at things critically with a fresh mind. By all means, this should have been a Team 7 wipe. Sakura's victory is nothing short of miraculous and hinges completely on Chiyo being a Kage tier help. Without Sakura winning, Sasori kills the rest.The Tenchi bridge arc also ends in team wipe. Orochimaru kills them all. Naruto served no purpose. They're directly going to fight Orochimaru for fuck sake.If anything, they get more careful AFTER that. Naruto fighting Kakuzu is reasonable. Naruto fighting Pain isn't reasonable but it's their only option because everyone else sucks and he might be their only Kage+ fighter. And of course, fighting on the war when he's become a perfect Jinchuriki, assisted with ANOTHER perfect JInchuriki, is perfectly fine and reasonable.There is NO defending Team 7 going on Gaara rescue or Tenchi bridge.
>>282753461The old farts are useless good for nothing leeches. Naruto could rasengan both of them and they'd have no response to it.
>>282753939He would've been fine otherwise but he went over the limit because he had to Kamui a huge explosion.
>>282756644Even side material implies they had no particular talents and only lived long because they acquainted themselves with other untalented people.
>>282756622The logic also works the same with them sitting out too. Fetching Gaara was a high importance mission, at the end of the day they sent 2 of their strongest named jonin and a disciple with super strength and the mind to cure his poison. Risk will be incurred, and it is very risky to even deal with the Akatsuki. If they sit out, that means Gaara is dead and the Leaf lose their alliance and the strength of their ally, which will lead to a weakness in the unification of villages down the line when they have to deal with a roided out immortal Uchila. I think the ends justify Naruto coming along to help out (Kakashi kept him on a very tight leash and they ensured he wouldn’t fuck up). If Chiyo didn’t exist, Kishimoto would just have the Toad Hermit help out too. I won’t justify Tenchi bring until I get a refresher on it, but that team comp is weaker.
>>282756781Gaara rescue is SLIGHTLY less bad than Tenchi because it has team Guy following along but it's still bad. If things are so important Tsunade should have gone. So many more people should have gone. Are the only two jonin Kakashi and Guy? Why is it always these two? Where's Choza? Choji was fucking busted in part 2 and Choza should be stronger.At the very least don't send your Jinchuriki with a shitty unprepared team (who was saved by someone they didn't know existed/would have helped) to fight the Jinchuriki killers who specifically want him. This is ridiculous
>>282756846It likely came down to urgency and the amount of times these other jonin aren’t “busy” with other shit. They never would have fought Sasori if Chiyo wasn’t an option, Kakashi would promptly escort those guys way out of the way. Also in verse reasoning (or headcanon) is the amount of ninja will slow down the mission the more that are present.
>>282752428he's too old for her now
>>282756957This "we'll slow down if we're many" argument NEVER made any sense>they wouldn't have fought without ChiyoSo... They get in there, see the KAGE LEVEL FIGHTERS WHO BEAT GAARA, and then retreat having done nothing? Kakashi tries to force Naruto to run along with everyone else and they hope Akatsuki doesn't chase and kill them?This is retarded. They're like two lvl 10 and one lvl 25 sent to save a lvl 40 from two lvl 50s. Except the lvl 10 they sent will turn into a lvl 100 asset for the enemies once captured.
>Hinata canonically faints at the presence of Chadruto Fillergods, we won. These moments are official to the story.
>>282756153>Only tertiaries are available to herWhat's wrong with Ebisu or Genma?
>>282757129Naruto also has a win over Gaara, he is capable in some capacity. Guy is also there, and is a huge boost to the team. Guy is already the equivalent of a character that makes the likes of a lvl 90 Itachi be wary. They sent an alright squad to save Gaara.
>>282751737>These fucks are still alive acting like backseat Hokages even when Naruto and Shikamaru are grown ass men and their children become teenagers.
>>282757247Kabuto's sensei.
>>282757296And akin to Danzo their only merit is to have outlived most of their peers.
>>282757303That background dude who probably spent most of his life having no idea what was going on around him?Yeah, I guess.
>>282757247Ebisu got exposed by the sexy jutsu and is considered a secret pervert. Gemma has an oral fixation with his toothpick.
>>282757323Hey be more considerate, he was one of Orochimaru's pupils and at least two of his pupils died.
>>282752276Naruto's boyfriend is finally reunited with him
>Anko is all up in Naruto’s space, licking his skin in the Forest of Death>Tsunade is giving him these coy looks, has reminders of her former love by association >In Land of Snow, he gets kissed by a princess and actressMy hero is a milf god
>>282757369>AkamaruNaruto isn't an american woman.
>>282752433Oh look. The plain-jane with the personality of a plank of wood. She'd be much hotter with a paperbag over her head
>>282757387>has reminders of her former love by associationAnd her younger brother.
>>282757387None of this bitches were bullied in their childhood like Sakura and Hinata, so he's not interested. He cannot project.
>>282752605Disgusting art
Amazing how the two worst hokages are the ones we have to deal with for 99.9 percent of the series
>>282757411>Naruto’s visage activates the lust and feelings Tsunade had for Dan and the nurture and care she had for her little broThis could have been a lock for Chadruto.
Hiashi won.
Tsunade would never cheat on her dead ghost boyfriend that she kissed on the forehead one time
>>282757418Did Naruto ever acknowledge Sakura being bullied for her forehead?
>>282751329i love my stupid useless wife sakura so much
>>282757530Oh they were fuckin
>>282751356Kishimoto loves using other characters as audience seragates to justify tsunade's to handwave tsunade's dumb decisions. even he knows it's dumb but the story is call "naruto" so he has to be involved somehow. >>282752478dang team 8 for the tenchi bridge arc would have been interesting. imagine hinata witnessing 4 tails naruto, or shino doing something. >>282752605that Oro looks sick
>>282751420Team Sasuke will succeed because Tsunade wants them to succeed? Bravo Kishimoto.
>>282757638I'm positive Kishimoto knows half of the stuff that goes on in this manga is bullshit, but he has a story to tell to engage readers, so he can't focus on logistics too much.
>>282757553He makes a joke about her forehead actually. Naruto is a bit uninhibited like that>>282757530Poor baba just wanted love. >>282752605The men look fine, but a few of girls look like cross dressers at a convention
>>282755990Fans were convinced most of this was just a setup and would be subverted and Kishimoto would unleash the good shit that's completely metal like in Part I.
>>282757690Like what?
>>282751546surely Naruto's old friends will get a chance to shinesurely new characters won't pop out of thin air
>>282752433The toe wiggle is a nice detail. And got me hard af
>>282757704Cool fights against Akatsuki that are like Konoha Crush and the SRA arc combined with storyelling like Wave and Naruto "pwning" his enemies left and right to display the fruits of his training and so does Sakura and the extended cast and Sasuke either kneels to Naruto right away or dies.
>>282757625No... it can't be...
>>282757738I noticed that too, Hinata is one kinky motherfucker.
>>282757464Meanwhile>Tonirama: Makes death games, creates a zombie jutsu that will be used to revive the deadliest ninja around for the biggest war in the world. Also kills the ragetard Uchila’s brother, and segregates said Uchila along with instilling values in Danzo >Hashirama: Let’s his dumbass DNA get taken by Fraudara when his homo Uchila friend sneaks up to give him a night time blowieMeanwhile the Fourth does nothing and dies lol, he is the worst hokage. Tsunade is without a doubt one of the better kage in the leaf
>do I just say Kakashi is on a mission, or tie him to a new plotline?>nah going over 2x MS leaves him bedridden for weeks i'll write that
>Hinata chooses a ninja who can create shadow clones, has unlimited stamina, and has undoubtedly used her eye hax to inspect the goods>Temari not only chose but configured her own partner’s behavior who can use shadow bindingAlways the quiet ones. The only pure maidens are Sakura and Ino.
>>282757862It's because Kishimoto already did the former for the retrieval mission and he can't do the latter because that would bloat the story and increase the number of chapters.
>>282757898>implying Sai didn't draw smut
>>282757898Sai can draw all the dogs Ino wants
>>282757909dear old kishimoto would NEVER retread old beats and plot points, let alone bloat the story
>>282757638>hinata is injured by 4 tails naruto>she's afraid of him for a part of the story>overcomes her fear and to protect him and confesses love during the pain arcit's small but it would give her a little more character for part 2. and i thought of this in 2 seconds, so i'm sure kishi did too.
>>282757909I also question Kakashi's knowledge of his own MSvs. Deidara obviously wasn't the first time he used it, and he was clearly strained after the first usage. Yet he immediately goes "damn I missed" and fires off a second one without hesitation and is using Naruto as crutches for the rest of that encounter. I'm probably nitpicking but it just makes Kakashi look completely retarded. Especially with how Deidara catches them with their pants down and forces a third activation. It does lead to one of Kishi's only consistent moments: how getting put into the same spot but with way less chakra, and Pain forcing another Kamui to save Chouji kills Kakashi from chakra depletion
>>282757931He was a true artist that fancied the medium without being crazy (see Sasori and Deidara). Artbro is an innocent lad, Jiraiya is the smut lord. The only thing Saindrew was his beautiful wife in erotic poses like any loving man with artistic talent would. >>282757956Hinata please, I know you’re into multiple furries jutsu but not everyone approves of your fox fetish.
>>282751737The shadow jew hokage are spitting facts, can't wait to see how their very sensible order is refuted.>>282752433She shouldn't still be this pathetic after the time skip. Literally none of the characters changed a single bit. This is not writing.
So what exactly did Minato see in Kushina?
>>282758068sex
>>282758014>The only thing Saindrew was his beautiful wife in erotic poses like any loving man with artistic talent would.>then used his jutsu for a threesome
>>282758068He liked her hair.
>>282758116>Thinks a maiden like Ino would ask her beloved to use his jutsu in bedHinata, please stop being a voyeur. It’s quite perverse for a woman of your standing. Everyone sees your eye vessels pulse when you peek at Naruto’s culo from 10 km out.
>>282758116I hope the ink clone uses her ass and not the front, that's a ninja UTI waiting to happen
>>282752433
>>282752433>the first phase of Hiashi's plan
So, how long is Tenchi bridge again?
>>282758427Long enough to cross a ravine.
There's not a single fight where Naruto didn't use Kurama's chakra to save his own ass
>>282758565I think Kiba is literally the only one barring Mizuki if you don't count Kurama being why he summoned a billion clones.
>There’s not a single fight Sasuke uses his Sharingan>There’s not a single fight Might Guy uses his forbidden technique>There’s not a single fight Jiraiya wonWoah
>>282758609>There’s not a single fight Might Guy uses his forbidden techniqueHis clone and the Sound jobbers as well as Part 1 Itachi and Kisame. >There’s not a single fight Jiraiya wonHe made Itachi and Kisame pee their pants.
>>282758632>counting henchmen and the enemy escapingThose aren’t victories. Naruto beat Kabuto by the way. Might as well add Konan considering she gave up too
>>282758683>Naruto beat Kabuto by the way. Might as well add Konan considering she gave up tooYes.
Was Konan the strongest kunoichi?
>>282758609JOBraiya is a weakling
>>282758702No
>>282758702In the games, she has a win over Sasori. Other than that she is top tier, Tsunade and Mei are pretty strong though
>>282758729It feels like Konan was stronger.
>>282758718Many are saying this. Jobraiya is winless, maidenless, heartless, and 0-1. The score is known
>>282758199Ino's IT dream was getting DP'd by Sai and Sasuke.
>>282752163That's one shady drug dealer wtf
>>282758787in this Daily Jiraiya is a HERO, end of discussion.
>>282758837She was dreaming about her future husband defending her honor against Sasuke while her father in attendance watches on. Truly a pure IT dream fit for a maiden like Ino
>>282758787T. Orochudmaru.
>>282758909Hero of losers
>>282752433MY QUEEN
>>282757403Next you are tell me she looks fat LOLYes I remember your ilk's rants at tumblr.
>>282752523Kishimoto was already counting the anime as an extension of his series' canon by then.
>>282752163The Ted Kaczynski fit
>>282758909Ya not gonna believe this, Kabuto killed 16 ANBU. Guy was an interior decorator. >>282758927Still free, still has a victory, still standing and still alive in dry land unlike Jobraiya. Snek won
>>282751261Would mutta finally elect a woman president if she had big milkers?
It feels like almost nothing happened in this chapter. Did every member of Team 8 really need a whole page each? They're not even relevant in this arc.
>>282751546>That smileTsunade-sama... The bond with Naruto must be deep...
>>282751397>What if this meeting is a trap set up by the Akatsuki?>Just send our Jinchuriki anyway lmaoFor what reason
>>282751580>WE NEED TEAM MATES>BYEVery good contribution to the discussion, Nardo
>>282758928>great deeds of the hokage>shows 2 of the worst people in historyyou did alright Jiraiya.
>>282758702She's the strongest on paper.
>>282752433BESTGIRL
>have 2 years to prepare your godson for a great future threat >hand him a bigger balloon and throw him down more bottomless pits>take his money as expenses for your tutelage Jiraiya was…a unique ninja
>>282752228There actually isn't that much land outside the window. I'm starting to think that you didn't even look at the windows, you just stared at Tsunade's breasts.
>>282751737>With the Kazekage's recent death by the hands of the Akatsuki, and forever disabling their nuke>Perhaps we should keep our Jinchuriki away from these terrorists...What will be Tsunade's excuse this time?
>>282759266The most sensible thing would be to just let Naruto stay in Konoha and have Jiraiya and Guy protect him, or maybe let him go to that frog town to train sage stuff. But that would make for a boring plot
>>282759832Kishi had no plans about Mt. Myoboku being a place humans could reach normally. Makes 0 sense that he wouldn't take Naruto there during the timeskip, Kishi probably only came up with the idea around the time Jiraiya lost.
>NARTO LOVES HIS RAMEN>MAYBE NOT THE CALORIES, BUT HIS ARTERIES SURE WOULD BE FUCKED FROM THE SATURATED FATTHAT MEANS MY ARTERIES ARE FILLED WITH LIQUID GOLDI'M RICH APU!!!
>>282752433I remember I was so afraid Kishimoto would fuck up her timeskip design, but it was as perfect as it could have been
>>282752433I like her, but she was cuter with her previous design.With an older one she probably should have a bit more backbone, rather than just moe going for her.
>>282752605Thank you OP.The only one I really dislike is Sakura, there are some good.Also Shizune did nothing wrong.
>>282752360>Oh come on, you were into it and could easily murder anyone who went too far.>It's the principle, lady tsunade
>>282753520>He has that it factor that will make the hardest ninja cry, old ladies sacrifice themselves, mass murderers repentI don't think he has done any of these yet.
>>282755990Because kids like emotional decisions and the desires of the protagonist being put at the forefront, ignoring logic and other people.
>>282756222NejiMore seriously they should send recon teams, possibly clones.Effectively, as shadow clones don't have a range limit, bar special circumstances they should always send clones rather than going personally, their chakra will be split in two, until the retcon, but it will still be better than effectively risking anything.
>>282756222Naruto is their target >>282757464Worst hokage is a meme, the hokage is a poaition to stop the most important ninja of the village from doing anything unless the village is attacked
>>282756781>>282756846Even if it's irrelevant Neji too was a jonin sent to the mission.
>>282751420Goddamn Tsunade is such a fucking retard.
>>282760900Well they did put a dumb blonde gambler drunk in charge who was 99% on board with human sacrifice for her feelings.
>>282758702Probably, only Sarada by virtue of being an Uchiha and having an eyehax might fight her for the title.Tobirama has far better deeds, Hiruzen too has the greater deed of saving the village from Oro, Hashirama founded Konoha and Minato saved it from the 9 tails.
>>282752433hinatachads.... we wonsee you in a year
>>282760936Second half for>>282759394
>>282756081>>282757403>>282758041
>>282755890>Considering the other anons here want Tsunade to box Naruto into a villageNo one says this, we're saying that sending the village's jinchuriki on missions involving the kage level terrorists whose main objective is to capture jinchuriki is a retarded idea.
>>282751737Lmao. Does Tsunade really not get mad at all at Shizune for snitching on her?
>>282752433>girl has a 10/10 body figure but she's very shy and covers it all up with thick clothingI love this trope. It's really cute.
>>282752789ikemoto is better at drawing characters and action you retard
>>282753415the porn sarada covers are as good as it gets old man
>>282761113>I could never get mad at my fuck girl
>>282751261>>282751356>>282751420I want to fuck Tsunade's tits so bad
>>282752790For me it's the pronounced lips. They look gross and ugly af.
>>282758702Jiraiya lowdiffed her btw. One page.
>>282756081Hinata fucking sucks
>>282753620>>282753955I'm glad you pathetic retards got banished by the mods here, kek.
>>282756521>o other village is doing dick to stop emThe other villages aren't sending their jinchuriki after themGoddamn you're so retarded and stupid
>>282751261She looks like a sexy woman attempted to be drawn by a gay man
>>282753620Based
>>282761271built for narutos
>>282761183shizune...
>>282761281Based>>282761376What >>282761281 said.
>>282761376your samefagging is so embarrassing and pathetic
>>282751923Eh she feels better than Hiruzen, kakashi and Naruto. She carried the kages vs madara, saved majority of leaf vs pain, pushed for Naruto to be trained unlike other villages leaving their jinchurikis as timebombs. She's no tobirama but she did pretty well for what was probably the most volatile era for the leaf.Tsunade also doesn't have a retarded mistake like sharing bijuu with other nations or okaying the Uchiha massacre or sealing the 9 tails in your son just so you can see him in the future
>>282759174Lauren Boobert is coming up
>>282753136I think during the Konoha Crush, they share a few lines when Shino goes to fight Kankuro
>>282761281this, thank god it finally happened
>>282752605Thx
>>282753136Even if they didn't, I can't imagine Naruto forgetting the guy that did this in front of him.
>>282758041Naruto spent 3 years with Jiraiya and didn't even learn how to start a rasengan without a shadow clone
>>282752915both Anko and Shizune quietly have a thing for Naruto.
I don’t like how 90% of K11 didn’t really change after 2 years. They had no interesting adventures or life changing struggles. Their development as shinobi is as stunted as Naruto’s. Only Sakura and Sasuke really developed and changed during the time skip.
>>282757387>two childless women>"milf"
>>282757789>>282757738Kishimoto is an admitted footfaghe outright stated the Ninja shoes are toeless because it meant he could draw the character's toes
>>282758068>redhead tomboyhe knew what's up
>>282758609Sasuke uses sharingan in every major fight he's in, what?
>>282760157he had no plans for sage mode, full stop. if he had, Jiraiya would've used it in his fight against Orochimaru when he and Naruto first picked up Tsunade. Sage mode is something he came up with shortly before starting the Pain arc to give Jiraiya one last Worf moment to establish how big of a dick Pain had.
>>282761817Anon probably meant copying ability
>>282751737And just like that Shizune has been kicked to sleeping on the couch while Sakura gets to be in the bedroom with her.
>>282758632Itachi gaslit Kisame into thinking Jiraiya was some Kage++ god
>>282761851he did half copy Lee's hidden lotus. The issue is most of the people he faced canonically were using moves the sharingan couldn't copy (Deidara's clay) or he already had his own version of (Naruto's rasengan v chidori). Like, he wasn't going to waste his time copying some D rank jutsu he had no use for, his goal was to get strong enough to kill Itachi. and by the time he gets to that point he has Uchihax abilities that thoroughly outrank every other 'normal' jutsu.
>>282755990>Why did we accept that when we were kidsI never did, even as a teen when these chapters came out. I was so fucking frustrated with Tsunade valuing emotions over rationality and I vented about it on message boards for ages back in the day. The story actually made me side with Danzo most of the time even when it tried to portray him as the bad guy
>>282755990Genuinely what the fuck happened with the writing in part 2?Back in SRA, as retarded as Tsunade was, at least her "we have to send genins after Orochimaru's henchmen because we don't have any jonins available" excuse made logical sense. But here, her entire reasoning boils down to "we have to send Naruto and Sakura on this extremely dangerous mission because we can't hurt their feewees". Fuck, this is so shit and juvenile. I don't get how the story managed to become more immature after it aged the mcs from children to adults.I've hated it back then, and I hate it now.
>>282756222None of the Konoha ninjas are prime targets for the Akatsuki except for Naruto, lmao. How are you this retarded?
>>282761980>Genuinely what the fuck happened with the writing in part 2?Naruto became mainstream and sanitized like all works of fiction that get popular. The tone has shifted to making the cast more like superheroes.
>>282758519so what was the point of introducing Danzo when we already have these two established characters serving the same purpose? Just introduce Root as a secret Anbu-faction that these two are heading and you're good to go
>>282762067Because you need to believe Danzo is actually the identity of Tobi, not Obito.
>>282762097You could've done this with the elder guy, too.
>>282761980pulls the same shit with Shikamaru going after Hidan. She states she can't stop him (lol) so just assigns Kakashi to tag along and cover their arses for when they inevitably get overranreminder Ino did nothing that entire fight. just sat back waiting for a chance to mind swap and just never got one before both Hidan and Kakyzu died
>>282762157Ino was the designated healer and they're not supposed to get directly involved if possible.
>>282761846Nta and he didn't plan of sage mode but using it when he has no time and so little Chakra control that he can't even choose which frog he summons it's pretty much suicide
>>282762187he knew full well Tsunade was going to meet Orochimaru and that he was almost certainly going to step between them. Even basic planning should've told him to get his arse in gear. besides, sage mode uses nature chakra rather than normal, he probably could've sidestepped Tsunade's drug with sage mode. He had plenty of time to cook it up.
Daily thank kishi for tsunadeThank You.
>>282762263Nta but you need extreme control to balance natural chakra and your energy, or you will turn into a statue of a frog.
>>282762304>all the flatties have bad attitudes>all the busty kunoichi are good-natured and desirableKishi letting the mask slip
>>282760936sarada is a goddess in this thread, won't hear any dispute
>>282762379I do not care for the single mother-core egirl designtimeskip Himawari has the same problem
>>282762304ep 95 we first see tsunadeboo-urns kish
>>282761850tysm Hinata, imagine how fucking stupid a sakura Naruto offspring would look>>282762403literally, unironically, kys. both are so many leagues above any female character design in the original series that it's incomparable. and if you disagree...... sorry you don't like attractive women, fag !
>>282762438Cute Hima.
>>282762438will /a/ do boruto part 2 because i aint waitin till 2027
>>282762438I like attractive women, not a Britney Spears cosplayer and a hooker
>>282751580>>282751715Guys... this mysterious power and "he's special" wank that Naruto gets from time to time... this wouldn't be foreshadowing for the Indra/Asura stuff right? It gets explicitly mentioned so many times that Naruto has a special power to turn anyone into a friend, I don't think they just mean his charisma and empathy anymore.The indra/asura thing always felt like a very late addition writing wise, but I'm not so sure anymore.
what are some unorthodox team matchups you would have liked to have seen run some missions? I thought it would be interesting to put Guy in charge of some genin who suck at taijutsu, and have a team where Sasuke is paired with Neji or Hinata to see some byakugan + sharingan team dynamics.
>>282762506Anko is a phreak, you just know she wants him for the same reason Orochimaru was so lusty over Sasuke
>>282762483Daily already said he wouldn't, but I think another anon expressed willingness of doing that.
>>282762460painfully cute imo. hinata plus not being entirely based around the protagonist>>282762485this is the kind of guy who thirsts over ino LMFAO>>282762483i feel like monthly release is just too sparse for any kind of daily. gonna have to wait till the anime comes back, unless someone wants to do a daily of the manga, and i doubt that turns out well
>>282762405FUCK GOOGLE AImaybe its my wording but its actually 83
>>282762379>>282762403>>282762438>>282762460>>282762483>>282762607Fuck off
>>282762746HEYRELAX GUYTAKE A REST!
>>282762379Cute Sarada.
>>282752433This has little me in a total chockhold. Sexo supreme.
>>282762746>i love narudo>i hate the thing directly developed from narudo>>282762781>you will never get a go with forced femme Sasuke minus mental illness
>>282762882Go make your own thread you fucking faggot
>>282761281Based
>>282762908i read the daily, dunce. I'll gladly keep talking about Naruto in the Naruto thread
>>282762746>>282762908 And here he is. The schizo having his usual meltdown over Boruto. Pretty obvious since:>>282753272>This drawing with the familiar artstyle has Sasuke and Hanabi's names written in it.>>282756081>This is a cropped pic that has Hinata beaten by Hanabi.Poor subtlety once again.
>>282761317And look where that got them, nearly all the jinchuriki died. Keeping their greatest weapon away from the battle isn’t ideal and is demonstrated not to be a winning formula in the future.
>>282751261I beg of you God, let me have somehow sex with Tsunade before I die.
>>282762352>Tsunade, Hinata, Samui, Kurenai, and Mizukagevs>Sakura, Karin, and KaruiKishi was just adding salt to the wound by making them both flat and insufferable. Ino also chills out in the Blank Period when she gets some tits
>>282762483Someone said they'll do a Boruto Daily after the Naruto Daily is finished, so you're gonna have to wait. The Boruto manga should be or at least to close to done by then.
>>282761578Shino holds back Kankuro to let Sasuke pass. Naruto comes in later.
She sent Guy and he was fucking useless because of a mud trap.
>Mei canonically turn the Mist Village around from a bloodthirsty shithole into a much more stabilized societyBusty Cougars are the key to improving the circumstances of life
>>282752163Suspect as fuck man, that's like, the complete opposite of a ninja
>>282752433This must've hit like crack to new readers at the time.
>>282763276And her reward was getting to die alone. Somewhere she lost the divine mandate of Hagoromo
>>282763239Ninjas can walk on water but not mud please understand.
>>282763209Ino also is pretty mellow in the filler arcs, though obviously that's not canon. the arc where she, Naruto, Shino, and Anko work together she openly compliments Naruto and says she likes having him around.
>>282763238well, then the filler episodes is the best you get(Laughing Shino is a classic)
>>282763322Such is the case for the kage. None of the ones in her generation produce any offspring. You have a good chance at remaining a loveless virgin when you become chieftain. Only Naruto has a kid in his generation of kage
>>282763322wasn't she shattering the pelvis of that blue-haired kid?
>>282763383He wishes. And she wishes
>>282763213borutards struggle to hit 200 replies in the newly released chapters. you will get 20 replies per chapter kek
>>282763433Nah, I think it'll do well.
>>282763322It's her fault, she fumbled Genma who was hagpilled.
>>282753620Incredibly based
so, what would a crossbreed Hyuuga-Uchiha's kekkei genkai be like?
>>282763592So just an Uchiha with 359 degree vision?
>>282763592From highest chance to lowest:Two sharinganOne sharingan, one byakuganDouble byakuganWeird mutation (tomoe byakugan, jougan)
>>282763139Their problem was that they didn't give a shit about their own jinchuriki, not that they were unwilling to send them after the Akatsuki. It's like comparing apples and oranges. Use your fucking brain.
>>282763722I theorised it would lose the sharingan genjutsu and the hyuuga chakra point control, and would instead have the 360° xray view combined with the ability to read and copy jutsu. So, they could see someone hiding underground and copy their jutsu. In terms of appearance I figured it would be plain grey when deactivated and gain white tomoe + veins when active.
>>282756222Just Edo Tensei Hashirama and he'll take care of the entire Akatsuki in one afternoon>It's forbi-Don't care
>>282751356unga bunga sakura
>>282763917I like that it's something I can see actual ninjas utilizing and not arrogant gods like every canon dojutsu that comes later on.
>>282751420>they WILL succeed'nade...
>>282754040he even knows the rasengan. just learn a jutsu to throw the rasengan. was kakashi just retarded or something?
Okay what should Tsunade's real job be, since she clearly isn't hokage material?
>>282756781Naruto being sent to rescue Gaara is the equivalent of the Puerto Rican President getting kidnapped, Puerto Rico asking the USA for help and the USA army sending the Secretary of Treasure on the frontline of the rescue mission.Why is such a risk being taken at all?
>>282764209brothel madam
>>282764256you know Puerto Rico is a part of the US, right?
People say that Sai needed to be a character because of his relations to Root, but you could've easily used one of the pre-existing kids to fit his role in the story.Shino would've been a really good choice, considering how he was already made to look/act shady and creepy and he already has a backstory about how Danzo wanted to recruit him for Root (AND he even has a brother who died while working for Root, just like Sai). Just say that Danzo took him in during the 3 year timeskip. It's not like Kishi ever did anything with Shino anyway.
>>282757840That's because she makes all her decisions drunk, uses her gambling debts to put people to work and build the village, and cuts loose teens
Tenten you can't do that, it's racist
>>282764401Shino would change the tone of a manga from Naruto to pretty much Junji Ito tier horror. Also it's obvious everyone tells Danzo to fuck off when they're not bullying Naruto, making fun of Gai, or roasting Obito. You have to mix up the dickery
Temari and her sex slave
>>282764536do you think she includes Shikamaru in the sessions?
>>282764292And Suna isn't part of Konoha?
>>282764816not officially.my point was the president of PR is also the president of the US.
people were upset with chapter 469 but honestly I think they would've been more upset if Naruto accepted Sakura's confessioneven ignoring the fact it was fake it was so poorly timed that it would've made it look like she only started liking him because he became the village hero. Really shallow.
>>282764280Would she purely manage, or also get involved herself?
>>282758918Inojin, stop defending your mother.
>>282758774>>282752605>>282752478Arigatou, OP!
>>282761281Wait, DBS is no more?
watching the Curry of Life arc for the first time, I'm really loving it. Lee is the main hero, Neji gets some good gag moments playing off his straight-man persona, and even Tenten gets practically an entire episode to herself
>>282762352>>282763209Tsunade and Sakura literally have the same attitude???The only difference is that one has "grown up" out of that phase.
>>282766360Tsunade is only tsuntsun to Jiraiya, and he honestly deserves it. To everyone else she's just stoic and she's super dere to Naruto.
>>282766319The villains feel too much like copy-pasted clones of Zabuza and Haku, but it's still really nice to see these side characters actually get some love.
>>282763858one could even argue that the specific example of Gaara needing to be kidnapped in the middle of his own village was akatsuki's worst case scenario. Tons of witnesses, other ninja like Kankuro could immediately react, konoha could immediately be notified for backup, and if Sasori didn't just so happen to have a spy there they never even would have made it into the village itself. Konoha couldn't stop the beast-extraction, but they were so hot on their tail that akatsuki needed to sacrifice two of sasori's men just to stall them, and in the immediate aftermath Sasori lost his life and Deidara his arm.Imagine how much easier things would have gone for akatsuki if Gaara could be captured while he was off in the middle of nowhere doing some random mission with only kankuro, temari and baki to back him up.
>>282766429most of the filler villains are just rehashes. you take what you can get
>>282766413That's probably because people don't push their buttons enough.
>>282766731*HER
Where was Jiraiya during all this?
>>282765018Well that backfired...
>>282768080jerking off to teen girls in the Konoha hot springs
>>282766434it was a worst case scenario that they still ultimately succeeded in. Even the follow up depended on Sasori deciding not to live and outright plot bending. Being in a village literally doesn't matter when you're battling against people with nukes. In fact it makes it worse as Gaara and Naruto found out
>>282768080gathering information.
>>282768199Kek, now post the edit
>>282763136Boruto is just ugly. Idk why you keep posting it. Ignoring it's a separate series and this is a Naruto thread.
>>282763297No. Not really
>>282761864He's Kage+. Beats Kisame and Itachi because he hard counters.
>>282763411Looks like she only has 1 foot
>>282768432Sasori losing wasn’t plot bending when he was trying to kill Sakura and Chiyo for 99% of the fight. It was only on a final attack that he lost his will to fight on, but Sasori didn’t purposely lose from the get go. There’s earlier arcs like Land of Waves where Haku and Zabusa change, so it’s not an asspulled concept coming out of left field
>>282764401>See? This random Aburame knew Shino... Because! And the evil Danzo took him!!I'm so tired of shit writing
>>282764401>and he already has a backstory about how Danzo wanted to recruit him for Root (AND he even has a brother who died while working for Root, just like Sai).None of that is in the manga
>>282761864Midtachi knows that his partner Kisame is a bottom tier Akatsuki member. Fishbro needed the jobber flame to escape the frog hotel.
>>282763592I think once Kishi said he would just have a sharingan and a byakugan.
>>282757840>and segregates said Uchila along with instilling values in DanzoAll he did was make the Uchihas cops. I actually really like the headcanon theory that the whole "muh Uchihas were oppressed" was propaganda bullshit made up by Madara and Obito, since no Uchiha is ever shown being persecuted just for their clan, and no one from Konoha is ever shown thinking that the Uchihas were behind the Ninetails attack. (there's also Orochimaru who says that the village was afraid of the Uchihas, but it really wouldn't be above him to go along with Madara's bs just to spite the hokage)
>>282770255lame as shit
>>282770288The Uchiha plotline is dumb as shit
>Mangyeko BYAKUGAN!!
Does anyone else find it really lame how it's revealed that it was actually Tobirama who invented the Edo Tensei? It would've much cooler if Orochimaru was the one to have created it.
>>282770656Yea it's weird Tobirama had a Sung Jin Woo build years before Solo Leveling was even a thing. I also feel the same way about FTG and Rasengan
>>282770656I don't think it matters either way. From the start Sarutobi knew it and Tobirama showed familiarity with it before his mind got overwritten
>>282770656It's a shame Edo Tobirama didn't use Edo Tensei.
>>282770656No. I think it's cool to show how pragmatic and potentially sadistic Tobirama was. He was willing to use any resources at his disposal and wasn't held back by any morality. Using a captured enemy to resurrect a dead ally is pretty sadistic to even consider.
>>282762379What an ugly design.
>>282762379How many Uchiha abortions?
>>282762379This artist has absolutely 0 skill in creativity. All his designs look like shit
>>282771244Dubs of lies
>>282771305Dubs never lie. Cry more.
>>282771441You will drown in my tears.
>>282759437kek
>>282770656Orochimaru's thing is he isn't really creating jutsu, but rather cataloguing all the pre-existing ones he can find. It perfectly matches his character to have learnt a forbidden jutsu made by a previous hokage. In fact, doesn't Sarutobi immediately recognise the jutsu during his fight with Orochimaru? That right there hints it predates Oro.
>>282758702Easily
>>282771772ntaAll Kakashi and Hiruzen were bums een though they knew all the jutsu's under the sun. Why would Oro want to join them?
>>282771772Except Orochimaru's whole shtick in his introduction was that he wanted to discover/create all possible jutsu
>>282759174any country with a big booba leader would be a laughing stock
>>282771847fuck I'm drunk>Kakashi and Hiruzen were bums even though they knew all the jutsu's under the sun. Why would Oro want to join them?
>>282771851Leafbros...Mistbros...
>>282771878What time is it for you?
>>282771848just discover. He never talks about wanting to make new jutsu. >>282771847because it was his whole thing? Whether it made sense late in Shippuden is irrelevant, when Orochimaru was introduced he was basically the top dog in the world in Kishi's head and a large part of it was because he had the capacity to collect jutsu like Pokemon.
How does he even get killed in battle? Just teleport away when things are getting hairy
>>282772066>because it was his whole thing? Whether it made sense late in Shippuden is irrelevant, when Orochimaru was introduced he was basically the top dog in the world in Kishi's head and a large part of it was because he had the capacity to collect jutsu like Pokemon.And just like Kaka and Hiru he just sticks with snake jutsus. Zero variety. You'd be surprised he knows more than 5 jutsu's lol
>>282772082His death was an inside job. Release the Tobirama Files, Tsunade!!
>>282772082because the plot said so. This is a story where nobody does anything optimally because it would break the world and the scenarios it sets up
>>282772137that's on Kishimoto for being lazy and not wanting to come up with a big catalogue of stuff. only the ninja villages matter in Naruto, and every village outside of Konoha is just a 'city of hats' where everyone uses the same jutsu because apparently only Konoha is allowed to have more than one clan or chakra nature.
>>282772066>He never talks about wanting to make new jutsuWhat's the difference between making and discovering? He talks about wanting to mix blue and yellow to make green. There's a difference between stealing jutsu already created and discovering jutsu that nobody knows, and he was more interested in the ladder.
>>282772167Root has investigated and concluded that there are no Tobirama Files, Neji
>>282772082Reminder we have no idea how Hashirama, the God of shinobi, died
>>282772403because his words are "I want to be a walking encyclopaedia of all jutsu to have ever existed", it's why he's so concerned with immortality. Kinda defeats the purpose if he's sitting around making his own techniques rather than actually cataloging preexisting ones. Imagine saying " I want to be immortal so I can have the time to read every book in existence" and then sitting down to start writing your own book instead.
>>282772440probably just got old and croaked.
>>282772440Nor does Kishi
>>282772440He handed the title off to Tobirama and then disappeared into the woods, never to be seen again or he got gangraped by otsusukis
>>282772082Call me dumb, but while watching Ruto all those years ago, I thought Kakuzu killed him
>>282772510You're wrong
>>282772510>>282772795He clearly states he wants to develop and create jutsu.
>>282772795>>282772824>Tobirama invented all of these great jutsu's in his one short lifetime>Oro created NOTHING
>>282772824he literally says the opposite. he says in those pages that he wants to collect all jutsu. context matters, by 'development' he means he wants to explore how jutsu have developed and changed over time.
>>282772587>then disappeared into the woodsHe disappeared into his own jutsu?
>>282773027Whatever you say dumb dumb. No use arguing with someone who is directly proven wrong by the source material.
>>282772587
>>282772440He caught the same disease that got Itachi and Kimmimaro. Danzo developed the bioweapon btw
you guys really think Hash would just abandon his wife and beloved grandkids like that?
>>282773495PEOPLE DON'T JUST DISAPPEAR LIKE THAT WITHOUT ANY TRACE!!WAKE UP PEOPLE
>>282773495He already taught and entrusted Tsuande with all the skills necessary to be hokage
>>282772440I'm honestly find with that. It's better to leave his death be all mystic and up to the viewer's speculation rather having him get killed by a literal whos like Tobirama. >>282772616Kakuzu killing him would've been better than dying at the hand of those cloud fags.
>>282773307>"I want to collect all existing Jutsu""this doesn't mean he wants to collect jutsu"
>>282773656>Kakuzu killing him would've been better than dying at the hand of those cloud fags.>Heh, my water heart? It's actually Tobirama's.Would have been neat
hinata
what, naruto?
>>282773541Shut up Neji, you lost.
narutoku
>>282773687Kinda like the third kazekage puppet.
>>282773696-what naruto moans every night
>>282773656it's not fine just because of the bullshit with his cells and all the stuff it leaves up in the air. What actually kills Hashirama would be important from a shitload of angles and dodging it is lazy at best or incompetence at worst
>>282773907there's a lot of really relevant stuff Kishimoto just leaves up in the air. circumstances of the Senju, of the Namikaze, of the Uzumaki.. what happened to the 7 mist swordsmen's swords.. how Akatsuki were able to corner and catch the other jinchuuriki.. what the fuck was going on in the Mist Village before Mei (and how she came to power).. the list goes on.
>>282771244brother most naruto originals look like they were made in ms paint and are copy pasted across. the more modernized and unique designs are much better>>282771139for Sasuke? 0, weak seed. if sarada was with me? monthly
>>282774015>how Akatsuki were able to corner and catch the other jinchuuriki..Fuck. What kind of operation did they do to catch the Rock Village's two Biju? Han and Roshi were actually good at using their Biju in the Minato special.
>>282773662It's okay anon, your L has already been accepted
>>282774029>the more modernized and unique designs are much betterLmao
>>282774015>NamikazeThey were nobodies, no Kekkei Genkai or anything, like Jiraya.>what happened to the 7 mist swordsmen's swords..A bunch were killed by Kisame, while Zabuza died against Team 7.
>>282773776-what hinata moans every night
>>282774015We know what happened in the mist Yagura was being manipulated, some approved his rule and some were against it, that's all there's to it.
>>282773985anybody who could even come remotely close to a double kill on him would have to be a legend. I'm not sure how you would even do that anyway seeing as he has instant healing. He is honestly a complete ridiculous character from a meta and narrative standpoint. Nobody is beating him in a fight and he should have insane longevity if he's not killed in a fight. A force like that just disappearing with no explanation is bad writing
>>282774260>300 iq>fastest thing to ever live>better at sealing than the sealing clan>enough chakra for sage mode>fuck it, gets sensor powers too>all while coming from some no name clanWhat was going on with Minato?
>>282774708He was a mid tier prodigy like Itachi.Obito made him think he was Madara at 14
>>282774750Itachi and Minato were probably the two strongest ninja with no ayylmao hax Besides Guy of course
>>282774880There is also kabuto
>>282774880>>282775034And Neji
>>282774708He was a prodigy like Jiraya and Orochimaru I suppose.>>282774880>>282775077The Sharingan and Byakugan are an Otsutsuki thing though.
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I won't let this thread die.KAI RELEASE
>>282775497AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did Sasuke ever tell Naruto about Itachi and what he did?
>>282757738I never realized this before your post but Hinata wiggles her toes often
>>282775077>Hmm, I should use Air Palm to blast that branch away>Actually, I need to die for my masters like a good slave
>>282776054That branch was...t-too fast!
>>282776054Why do people keep misinterpreting his death by constantly saying he died "to protect the main family" .He sacrificed himself to protect the people he cared about, not to protect the main family. It's the same as his father.
>>282772541Except his Edo Tensei form is of when he's still youngish and he's nowhere to be found during the Hashirama kage era.
>>282776246If he was fast enough to get in the way of the branch he was fast enough to tackles them away. He wouldn't eben know if the branch would get stuck in his body or pierce hinata through him.
>>282776246I know but it's more fun to shitpost about his death
