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Because hags never win.

>>282834873
Probably bonded over a long period of time during her explosion training in that castle over like a period of a few months

>>282834873
Because Darkness would fuck anything that posed a threat to her.

Because you should read VNs where you can pick the winning heroine.

He can talk to Megumin and having a normal conversation with Darkness is almost impossible

Marrying and impregnating Megumin and then impregnating but completely neglecting Darkness on the side is a win win win. Megumin gets her loving husband and happy family. Darkness gets to be a single mom who is looked down upon. Aqua gets to sit in the pool keeping it clean.

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>>282834873
I want to be a mix of Darkness and Megumin. She honest to god has the best smut of any character, and her horniness and determination is something unheard of.
>>282834901
She's the same age as Kazuma idiot.

>>282835601
>She's the same age as Kazuma idiot.
That's enough to make her a hag for him. A man should always marry younger women

>>282834873
One's a virgin, the other's a divorcee. The choice is obvious.

>>282834873
The masses preferred Megumeme, that’s all. Dorkness and Aqua are more entertaining, Megumin can’t carry a spin-off. Frankly Lalatina is a better choice as a partner. End of story

>>282834873
Sorry, but if you think Darkness is wife material you're as crazy as she is

bump

>>282834873
why not the harem ending? it feels wrong to pick a girl when it has always been about all of them

>>282836930
Harems are extremely cringe and I certainly wouldn't want to marry Darkness or Aqua.

>>282836930
Normalfag shipper audience

>>282835280
She’s a virgin through the whole series

>>282837328
yeah purely because all of the "bad guys" were freaked out by her. if a single one said "you will submit to my cock" she would crumble

>>282837481
>she's a slut because people want to have sex with her

>>282837553
you are being retarded. every enemy she meets she asks to be sexually assaulted by them. all that keeps her from having that happen is either that enemy saying "no way fag" or a third party intervening

>>282834873
>netotarebait
this is why. he has enough savvy to know she was an emotional trainwreck

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It really doesn't make any sense.

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>>282834873
Lalatina is for the viewers, Megumin is for Kazuma. I really love her, god, what a specimen.

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>>282837234
Lalatina's lalatinas!

>>282834873
Aqua wins in the end anon, not Megumi

>>282834873
She didn't just lose to Megumin, she lost to Iris too. Solidly 3rd place.

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>>282837936
Kazuma has a type

>>282838015
Imagine your dick sandwiched between those two flat chests.

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>>282838036
Or thier tummies

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>>282834873
you mean aqua?

>>282835601
>She's the same age
Exactly. HAG

>>282834873
Because Kazuma is a pedo.

>>282837631
>>282837613
The thing is that it's her fetish, but she doesn't actually want it. Remember that Aldarp looked and acted almost exactly her type to her but she wasn't interested in him at all.

>>282834873
I'm surprised she's still a virgin considering how horny she is all the time

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I LOVE DARKNESS!!!! DARKNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>282834873
Target audience is ironic pedophiles

>>282834873
Kazuma is a NEET loser deep down. Do you think he has the guts to go after the town's Stacy? Have you? Is the answer no? Is it more easy to go after the gullible underage kiddo? Is the answer Yes? Would you do the same? That's what I thought. Pedofags don't go after Lolis because that's their first choice. It's their only winning move and hope to score.

>>282838679
Not that surprising when she's in a fantasy world where everyone is as attractive as she is. Just comes off as pathetic to the NPCs I suppose.

Why does there always have to be some anime bullshit in anime
Darkness is literally perfect aside from the crippling masochism, and I wish she could be fixed

>>282838679
She's such a freak that even perverts like Verdia are repulsed by her. Only Alderp was willing to fuck her.

>>282838800
>Do you think he has the guts to go after the town's Stacy?
Darkness isn't the town's Stacy. What are you even talking about.

>>282840092
Kazuma is willing.

>>282834873
White women don't age well. Megumin probably has a longer shelf life due to her genetics.

>>282835280
She didn't want to fuck the fat old man.

>>282834873
because the author did a popularity poll before the finale and decided from the results
And Megumin had a boost in popularity from the anime while darkness was still being treated as a joke character

>>282840009
yes she should switch to sadism half the time, with that same enthusiasm.

>>282834873
She's got a really top tier body, but just remember that her youth will only last for another 10-15 years at most. So if you marry her for her body, you only get to enjoy that body for a set number of years. Meanwhile, her personality will still stay obnoxious for the rest of her life. Once she's hit the wall, that's it. You're stuck with her personality until she dies.
Meanwhile, Megumin might be petite, but it's nothing that a handful of pregnancies and a bit of weight gain can't fix. Plus, even if she stays petite, at least you still end up getting married to a pleasant (if dorky) girl and get to enjoy married life with her that way.

>>282838228
No I mean Yunyun

You're misunderstanding Darkness' character if you think she would fuck literally anybody. She is restrained by her pride, which is why she is trying to vent her fetish via adventuring under a pseudonym. Even then, she's not running out naked and yelling "fuck me", she's letting monsters hit her and fantasizing.

>>282840434
That's hilarious. Did it occur to the author that the reason why Darkness was still considered a joke character that late into the story was because he wrote her to be a joke character? Maybe if he put in a little effort to develop her, she wouldn't be viewed as a joke character by fans.

>>282840532
he developed her wrong on purpose, as a joke

>>282840566
And yet he still had the gall to create a fan poll, as if he didn't already know what the outcome was going to be from the get go.

>>282840581
>set up characters how you want
>let people vote
>ends how it had to have
>i_love_democracy.webm

>>282840614
Yep. And if people ask you why Megumin won, you can just make it seem like you're simply and selflessly honoring the wishes of your fans.

>>282840532
i mean more like how she was a joke maso character at season 1
she does get normal development later, as seen during season 3

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>>282840722
Her being written as a normal character just made her even hotter. Yet another dynamic where she shines brightly as wife material

>>282840985
>Lalatina judging
>Megumeme sad
>Aqua looking like she's mad he didn't invite her and completely unsurprised

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>>282834873
Megumin confessed her love first.
It's really that simple.
Darkness does it 2nd and Kazuma in a moment of complete gigachad enlightenment tells her he doesn't two time.
That is all there is to it. Megumin's confession is next season if we get one btw.

>>282841114
Yunyun was first.

>>282841197
>Oh shit! Megumin's village friend who has a massively better figure than her just literally ran up to me and demanded I impregnate her!
>she's got a letter in her hand justifying it!
>we'd better carefully investigate the letter before actually taking her up on her offer
This was Kazuma's biggest mistake

>>282834873
Because darkness is made for dirty old men.

>>282840429
>She didn't want to fuck the fat old man.
That's because her actual fetish is to be raped and defiled by a fat old man, asking him for it would have ruined it for her.

>>282836930
Kazuma isn't chad enough to do a harem ending. He's only slightly above herbivore level.

>>282834873
One is eternal Loli, other isn't.

>>282834873
I don't even like Lolis and I'd still pick Megumin over the other two. Aqua is the most narcissistic, annoying, whiny bitch imaginable and Darkness is mentally ill. Pumping and dumping is fine. Being in a relationship with them is retarded.

>>282834873
Meg and Kaz are almost on the same wavelength

>>282838800
Darkness is easy and Aqua was dtf first night you fool.

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>>282841114
Kazuma is a lucky guy.

>>282834873
Because Lalatina is MY wife.

>>282840528
>Even then, she's not running out naked and yelling "fuck me", she's letting monsters hit her and fantasizing.
I thought she was going to run off with the Dullahan in the first season, she is totally deranged.

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>“…Kazuma, are you…? Are you sure…it can’t be me…?”
>She sounded afraid of the answer.
>Ugh, this was hard. I was happy; I really was. I was thrilled to hear Darkness’s confession. And yet…as happy as I was, my heart felt like it
was going to break.
>“Darkness… Listen, I…” My chest hurt. It was agonizing. “Darkness, I definitely don’t hate you, either. Hell, I’ve never in my life had a
beautiful older woman fall in love with me.”
>The pain…
>It hurt to speak. Dammit, why couldn’t this world be more like a dating sim? Feeling like I might burst into tears from the sheer agony, I
stared at Darkness, who had been crying, from about as close as it was possible to get.
>“…Look, back in my home country, I never even had a single love interest. I always assumed I’d live out my whole life without going on a date… I gave up hope of even having a real conversation with a girl…
>And now here you are, telling me how you feel about me. Of course that makes me happy.” >Darkness was watching me closely, trying to figure out what I was getting at. She looked like her heart was in just as much pain as mine. If only this could be like a novel, or a game, or one of those harem manga.
>“But…I’m really sorry. There’s already someone I’m interested in, so I can’t say ‘Yeah, I like you, too’ when someone else confesses to me.
>I don’t have enough experience to know how to play it two ways at once, and I’d like to think I’m a slightly better person than that anyway. I can’t return your feelings.”

>>282844350
later on she runs around screaming "im being cuckolded" and getting off to it
she aint right in the head

>>282834873
The Bombshell wins only if the cast is full of bombshells. If there's a more innocent or modest looking girl in the main cast she'll lose the bowl to her. It's a Japanese thing.

>>282834873
because megumin made the move first
it's canon

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Would Megumin learn advanced or basic magic to save her partners life?

>>282844756
she certainly wouldn't do it to save her sister

>>282834873
Because Darkness is for me

>>282844178
>Aqua was [headcanon]

>>282844756
She was gonna do it to make herself more useful to him

>>282844756
You know what's even more romantic? Kazuma learning explosion

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>>282834873
kazuma has no taste and he's a cunt choosing megumin instead darkness

because DARKNESS is a satire of women and would be miserable in a happy marriage.

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>>282847461
for an irony that would be true

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Dorkness

Darkness deserves better than a manlet like Kazuma anyway