Tenchi Bridge Reconnaissance MissionChapter 291: Rage Trigger!!Previous chapter: >>282962022 290Start: https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/a.desu.meta/subject/Daily%20Naruto%20Chapter/filter/text/page/8/Believe it!Thanks for joining and reading.
Yo, OP.
>>282982795>Already going Kyuubi Mode over the mere mention of Sasuke.
Oh wow. Didn't take you long this time, guess you really do shit up your own threads to keep them alive lol
>>282982758>dailyi will now read the chapter
>dailyI will not watch warehousebunny pretend people read these
>>282982766Man, why did Kishimoto just give up on making interesting cover arts?At least give them a different outfit or something, god damn.
Kishi had one job
>>282982969>You only know cold logic.SHAPIRObuto
>>282982969I don't know what's more funny.Kishimoto giving Sakura the mother of all woman moments by making her saying outright that he's a meanie for using logic instead of feelings, or the fact that they are completely ignoring Sasuke's feelings, the same feelings of being surpassed and weak that pushed him to Orochimaru.Some
>>282982969>Sakura: "Shut up, you four-eyed nerd! Feelings are what really matter!">Naruto: *Godzilla roar*O-Our heroes, everyone. Thank you, Hokage-sama, for entrusting the village's missions and security to these two..
>>282982995This hit would have killed both Deidara and Sasori simultaneously.
>>282983054>I posted an incomplete post by mistakesome anon said that both Sakura and Naruto have a very narrow and flawed view of Sasuke, basically projecting onto him feelings and thoughts he never had nor expressed because they want him to be in a certain way, and this seems to me an example of that.Also, Sasuke later would discover that the Leaf forced his brother to genocide his family, but in that situation HIS FEELINGS are to be ignored, he had to be logical and think about the good of the village.
>>282983060I believe she got a little wet there.
>>282983069Reminder that there is absolutely no reason for neither Naruto nor Sakura to be here and risk their very valuable lives, and every reason in the world for both of them to be anywhere else.
>>282983134Inconsistent narrative. Kishimoto displays it again when Shikamaru wants revenge.
>>282983209Oh that is egregious>revenge bad>except when not
>>282982969>>282982995>ground being destroyed just by movingFinally… we’re 5 Gates Lee-tier…
O-OP...?
>>282983060>That dentHow sturdy is this bridge? It looks so flimsy.
>>282983321The Senju got himHe posted too much
>>282983060at that moment sakura got aroused by natutos dog chakra , the dogpill is strong
>>282983339Ninja in Naruto are almost indestrutible, there's a reason why Minato Team had to give up their lives for their vitally important mission of destroying a bridge against the Earth Jutsu Village
>>282983344>that bed/Kakashi/ people around it proportions & perspectiveMy God, I understand a weekly schedule is hard, but fucking hell that's bad
>>282982995Top panel is pretty great, not gonna lie.
>>282983371*ninja bridgessorry
>>282983082Ok but what would be the Konoha girls' status?
>>282983505Atomised
>>282982105Solo king.
>>282982964I fucking hate the fact that Orochimaru now just wears the sound robe as his main outfit. He should wear extravagant stuff like pic related
I love Demon Naruto>>282983060That's right, she was never around for demon mode before now...
Apologies, we found a baby tortoise.
>>282982969>why can't you just accept the truthhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWSx0bBiNIs
>>282983561Hanzo?Kishimoto had yet to pop Hanzo into reality, didn't he?
>>282983561>>282983645AND THUS BEGINS THE POWERSCALING DEBATES
>>282983645Was it ever explained what made Naruto so enraged when he was with Jiraiya?
>>282983711He realized he's a powerless little shit and couldn't learn anything in 3 years
>>282983467I miss ninjabridge...
>>282983711They never say exactly in the Manga, but in the anime it was just frustration over losing at Final Valley.
>>282983645>rage is what triggers the FoxFortunately, Naruto trained under you for three yeears, a man who had to learn how to control himself tremendously in order to become Sage and become one with nature, and so you used your lifetime of experience to teach Naruto how to control himself, how to regulate his feelings, how to keep his violent nature in check, and how to regulate the rage that might kill his companions and make him become the demon other people have always seen in him, right?
>>282983645>>282983561You know, Jiraiya could have taught Naruto how to control his emotions through sage mode. Even if it wasn’t perfected, teaching Naruto a technique that’s the opposite of getting berserk, just to slow down Kurama’s emergence. The more he uses Kurama the weaker the seal gets yadda yaddaNo. This sodomite let Naruto use foxy whenever he fucking wants, whenever he gets mildly agitated.
The anime should can Boruto and start doing what if stories with actual quality writing put into it
>>282983711he told him orochimaru and sasuke share the same bed
>>282983906Don't you think you should've sent Yamato with Team 7 for the Kazekage Rescue if his presence is so crucial?
>>282983711Jiraiya got to be in Persona 4 as a main character and Naruto was jealous
>>282983965Yamato didn't exists in Kishimoto's mind when the Kazekage Rescue Arc was written
>>282983561>got caught by Tsunade even though he has invisibility jutsuMaybe he’s into that shit
>>282984001>Hashirama cellsOhhhhh noooooooo
>>282984001Nigga what the fuck are you talking about, Kakashi stopped Naruto by putting a fucking slice of cheese or whatever the fuck it was on his face last time
>>282984001The words on this page, the meaning behind them, makes no sense.Hashirama cells? You mean as blood relations? Yea, I have my Dad’s cells inside of me hahaAlso wrf is an as-host
>>282984001How come nobody noticed he's pregnant while in the bath house?
>>282983711Jiraya suggested that Naruto should try learning something other than Bigger Rasengan.
>>282984001Holy shit Guys, Naruto has Minato’s Cells BIG NEWS
>>282984001>>282984051>>282984067With Tsunade there, actual grand-daughter of Hashirama, this makes even less senseHell Naruto carries Hashirama cells, he's his great-grandson
>>282983906This never becomes a problem btw.
>>282984001How does "Hashirama Cells" = being able to control Naruto and Kurama?
>>282984138Oh, hey, remember that one guy Orochimaru took over because Sasuke was late?
>>282984138>yet another entire page of close up faces and mute reactions
>>282983561>spoilerawww
>>282984001ENTER
>>282984186Hey, show some respect to Gen'yūmaruHe was voiced by fucking Johnny Yong Bosch of all people
Reminder that Nawaki died like a chump despite being Hashirama’s grandson
>>282984248So were Genma and Sasori.
>>282983561It irks me that Tsuande beating Jiraya half to death is treated both as a serious, plot relevant detail and as a joke at the same time.
>>282984272The Hashirama wanking starts. It only gets worse from here.
>>282984281>GenmaI know you meant the guy with the tootpick and the bandana, but Genma to me wil always be him and for a moment I was very confused
>>282983645>rage triggers the fox power.>everyone heard that right? rage. R-A-G-E. ok, tsunade? don't let naruto get enraged. especially don't send him on missions he has personal attachments to like the akatsuki, other jinchuriki, or orochimaru >tsunade, are you listening?
>>282983711Later on when Naruto gets the key for his seal it's explained that Jiraiya wanted to train Naruto to use more of Kurama's power so he used the key to open the seal and let more of Kurama's chakra flow resulting in 4tails.
>>282984335How would he fare against the Konoha girls?
actually, when the fuck do we even see any of the other Konoha girls fight? no I’m not counting Tenten vs Clone Tenten
>>282984354"But Naruto wouldn't like that..." - Tsunade
>>282984001So he's like, Tsunade's cousin?
>>282983505>SakuraSkull explodes into millions for pieces. >InoParalyzed for life. >TentenTakes a few months in the hospital to recover. >HinataMakes Naruto come back to his senses through sheer love before the hit lands.
>>282984434>60 children>but we thought they all diedwow can't wait for the 59 others to show up alive and well
>>282984434Didn't they say earlier that shinobi bodies should be disposed to not leave any hints to enemies about their village's jutsu or medicine who discover the body?
Chapter 291: Rage Trigger!!END Tomorrow: The Third Tail...!!
>>282984434Anons were right. Yamato and Sai should have been one character.
>>282984434remember when jutsu wasn't tied to genes and destinies and MAD SCIENCE?
>>282984531Fagruto...
>>282984506The Body Retrieval Crew only did that for missing-nin. Loyal ninja were not burned
>>282984531Some people will swear to me this isn't gay.
>>282984531>I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS TO OWN SASUKE
>>282984434When did Orochimaru even get access to Hashirama's DNA? Also, I assume that the bodies of the dead in Naruto get cremated, so I doubt he could've grave-robbed him.
>>282984531>His tails even make a heart symbolKishi…
>>282984384Well, Tsunade would be right. Imagine Naruto getting enraged in the middle of the village because Tsunade didn't let him go after Sasuke
>>282984001And there it is. One of the worst things to happen to the series.
>>282984531there's nothing gay about seeing red when your bro's sugar daddy talks about coveting his body in front of you
>>282984569Didn't you hear the opening for this arc?>YOU ARE MY FRIENDdefinitely not gay
>>282984583Lol, it does indeed look like that.
>>282984531In Kishi's mind, this was epic.For any reader, this shit is gay as fuck, bro what the hell
>>282984535If Yamato and Sai were one character, which one would be the base, the older Yamato or the peer age Sai? If he was younger, would Anko be the leader in this arc?
>>282984578The page literally shows a coffin with his armor, so we have to believe Hashirama was buried
>>282983561I love turts
>>282984598>Doesn't let Naruto go on missions: He goes ballistic for being denied saving Sasuke and stopping Akatsuki.>Lets Naruto go on missions: He goes ballistic because the situations are too personal for him.Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
>>282984531Thanks, man.
>>282984583>>282984647I like to believe Kurama was antagonistic to Naruto 'cause he dislikes faggots and didn't like being in one
>>282984667Younger Sai. Anko is the leader if Jiraiya is too busy doing nothing. Fucked up upbringing as a survivor of Oro’s experiments. Not sure about Hashirama’s cells tho…I would just delete that desu
>>282984531It's really funny how what Naruto's saying here could easily be thrown back at him. Sasuke chose to go to Orochimaru on his own, but Naruto is the one who wants to force him to come back to Konoha.I really doubt that Kishi ever acknowledged the hypocrisy here.
>>282984531Orochimaru the powerscaler
>>282984699They're great with soup and some salt
>>282984434I think it was around late Chunnin or early TRA where anon's were talking about how the timeline of when this happened, alongside him leaving the village and the curse mark research don't make any fucking sense.
>>282984154They never really explain why, but Hashirama's wood is like a super effective move against tailed beasts or something.
>>282984688I forget of there was a plot reason Tobirama didn't cremate his body or if they really let some rando steal the first's corpse
I will never understand why mangaka tend to make such sentimental, pathetic shounen.
>>282984759something something world tree and ten tails being made of wood. It's pottery.
>>282984154>>282984759Wood Style is from the Juubi/Shinju, the creature Bijuu were created from, so it makes sense that it can control them.Same with the Sharingan too. It also belongs to the Juubi in the form of the Rinnesharingan. So it can also control the Bijuu.
>>282984531I’m starting to have Kurama mode fatigue. Naruto uses it in every single fight now.
>>282984784The only reasonable answer is that maybe Tobirama was thinking about keeping his brother's corpse around as an asset to be Edo Tensei'd in extreme cases.Tobirama was a complete psycho, I wouldn't put making his own brother a zombie past him
>>282984001>>282984434Is Hashirama just the perfect lifeform of Naruto? It goes beyond parody how much everyone wants a piece of Hashi as the story progresses
>>282984875would you rather have Naruto be a real ninja and learn more than 1.5 jutsus or have a badass superhero who wins by sheer will? don't say ninja
>>282984753Literally speaking for the audience.
>>282983711said he's thinking of getting him a (female) prostitute so he can have sex and get over Sasuke
>>282984923And yet Tobirama wanted to cremate Madara but Hashirama told him not to iirc. Wouldn't an Edo Madara work as an asset too?
>>282984974He's the MGS Big Boss of Naruto.
>>282984975>a badass superhero who wins>implying Naruto is a badass and not a whiny fag controlled by his lust for the man who tried to kill him>implying Part 2 isn't 400 chapters of Naruto humiliation and not winning at all
>>282984923Yeah, I could buy that, but Tobirama gets shanked eventually and the leaf let both their corpses seemingly be there for the taking. You would think Danzo would call dibs before Oro.
>>282985030I meant to say he's bad AND an ass
>>282985004Tobirama just wanted to burn a filthy Uchiha, dead or alive makes little difference.
>>282984974Even Boruto had a filler arc where one of the members of Kara stole some of Hashirama's DNA. The dude is considered peak.
>>282984757Found it. https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/281647206/#q281651923Orochimaru specifically says child here and he is older than Anko by about two years, and Anko didn't get her Curse Mark until her teens(when Jugo should've been a toddler, remember he also searched out Orochimaru specifically to help control his episodes). Meaning Yamato had to have been experimented on years before Orochimaru's defection, his assmad behaivor over being denied spot as Hokage, but also he was a ROOT agent by the time he was eleven, which, agian, had to have been before Anko and the rest of Kakashi's class were out of the academy.
>Jiraiya nearly died to 4-Tails Naruto>Orochimaru fucks around with 4-Tails Naruto>Orochimaru also had to wait for Hiruzen to get old in order to attack KonohaPrime Hiruzen? The STRONGEST OF THE STRONG
>>282984434See now I'm forced to think about when exactly did Hashirama die for his body to still not be decomposed. I know the story likes to frame Hashirama's era like it was ancient and centuries ago, when it was just decades at best. Like the Vietnam War to now.
>>282985034>the leaf let both their corpses seemingly be there for the takingYou would think the Leaf upper echelons, who know Edo Tensei exists and the Leaf rogue ninja might have learned it, ought to do something about problems like these, but apparently nodoby cared
>>282985101Tsunade is about 50 and was about 3 to 5 when Hashirama died. It's literally less than 50 years at most, the timeline is truly fucked
>>282985004>>282985062I actually did not remember currently. Tobirama actually kept Madara's corpse in order to study the secrets of the sharingan. So Tobirama would've likely revived Madara if needed.
>>282985299>Tobirama actually kept Madara's corpse in order to study the secrets of the sharinganTobirama was just not ugly Orochimaru, neh?
>>282984975I think he should use his ICONIC jutsu called kagebunshin no jutsu. It’s really cool and strong
>>282985336Tobirama was just ardently racist. His passion for eugenics was unmatched. Oro is just playing mad scientist as a hobby by comparison.
>>282985379>his ICONIC jutsu>Kagebushin was made by Tobirama>Rasengan was made by Minato>Sage Mode is mostly frogs doing shit>everything else was given to him premade by Kurama or HagoromoThis lil nigga really did nothing on his own
>>282985454HeyHe turned his rasengan into a shuriken
>>282985097truly the professor with a doctorate in watchin kids die
>>282985475>He turned his ras-Indra already did it before him.
>>282984531Thanks op
>>282985523Fuck i meant Asura
>>282985454>>282985523Sexy jutsu.One shotted Hiruzen btw
>>282985412>His passion for eugenics was unmatched>Tobirama in Pure Lands>Looks down>all Uchiha from now on are mixed with some shitter with no value>the only Uchiha breeded is some woman>the clan is dead>all Senju from now on are mixed with the main branch of the nobles and strongest of the Konoha clan>a boy and a girl are born, meaning the clan will prosper>his Senju descendant is Hokage, the older Uchiha is some bum living innawoods>all is good in the world
fraudruto bros...
>>282982836Later on naruto literally had to watch hinata DIE to get the same effect. I'm not sure if that's better or worse considering they've had less screen time together than him and sauske.
So like, did Naruto not know he fucked up Jiraiya really badly by going fox mode like this? It seems like the type of thing where he would be trying really hard to control it and make sure nobody around him is going to get hurt from it. Like he should be trying very hard to not lose himself to his rage instead of seemingly just letting it take control here, same as with Gaara. When Goku went Ape Mode and didn't know about it, it made sense because he's a brain-damaged country bumpkin who didn't know he could turn into a monster, and also was, like, 8 when it happened. Naruto is a teen, knows about the Fox, but doesn't seem to actually be trying to control it at all until the sage mode shit despite almost killing his sensei.
>>282985097>Prime Hiruzen? The STRONGEST OF THE STRONGWhen Hiruzen was in his prime he was the strongest ninja on Earth.Tell one one single ninja alive at the same time of prime Hiruzen who could take him.>we don't know when his prime was20 to 30 years old
>>282985004Not worth the risk of him freeing himself and becoming an unkillable enemy
>>282985454>all of his shit is taken from everyone elseTruly the Goku successor
>>282985080I would originally try to chalk it up that Orochimaru didn't recognize Yamato back then and Danzo kept him to himself or whatever, but Orochimaru recognizes Yamato is in this very chapter without him using Wood Style. So, um, maybe he just conveniently never ran into Yamato to know he was alive?Also, I THINK Kishi just had it that Orochimaru was doing experiments before Minato even became Hokage because Danzo was commissioning him. I'm sorry, that timeline with Orochimaru really is confusing as fuck because Kishimoto likely underestimates just how small his timeline is with the village only being about 100 years old, with that number getting shorter when you go further in the past when certain events happen.
>>282985607Jiraiya thought it would be best not to tell him what happened. Make him think he won’t hurt anyone by going fox mode.
>>282985607Kishimoto is not as good as Toriyama as a writer.Neither as an artist, but that's self evident.
>>282983543It's not even a sound robe. It's a grass robe from that grass village ninja he was posing as.Kishimoto just forgot that and made it Orochimaru's permanent outfit because that was his most iconic one.
>>282985607The thought of sauce's Big Uchiha Cock is so tempting that naruto couldn't think of anything else. Gaara's BSC was decent enough to get naruto focused on that for a bit and the frogs used gay repression genjutsu so he could focus on sage training.
Rasengan should have been Naruto’a original jutsu.
How did kakashi end up becoming one of the top 10 strongest naruto characters?
>>282985725Fujo favoritism
>>282985667Goku is a monkey>monkey see, monkey doNaruto is a fox, what's the excuse? Aren't foxes crafty and sly?
>>282985725By doing nothing and getting free handouts from Kishi
>>282985679>the village only being about 100 years oldThe village is, at most, 70 years old. Before that it was the Warring States
>>282985690But Nardo has nothing to gain by going schizo furry mode and everything to lose. Seems like Jiraya was really banking on Naruto learning to control the nine-tails eventually but he just made things worse.
>>282985760Naruto is crafty and sly. Just not in a Lupin the 3rd kind of way.
>>282985725By surviving and staying on screen at the end as a male
>>282985793>crafty>clever at achieving one's aims by indirect or deceitful methods>sly>having or showing a cunning and deceitful natureAnon, what manga have you been reading so far?
>Minato was such a genius that his teacher had to swipe his technique in Rasengan
>>282985788At this point in the story you might think Jiraiya is a double agent for Orochimaru or worse. He fucks up Naruto’s training on purpose and never shows up to help with any missions.
>>282983711Jiraiya said something true about Sasuke.
>>282985837It's how the series frames Naruto learning complex jutsus and winning fights.
>>282984001Hashirama cells count: 1
>>282985837In retrospect, probably the smartest Naruto has even been in a fight was when he transformed into Kiba then Akamaru against them in the exams, and even that was him just fucking around
>>282985883It's the complete opposite, he brute forces the process by pumping retard amount of chakra and going apeshit
Reminder that aside from Tsunade, we never see a living Senju in the modern day of the series ever. The founding clan of the village, right there with Uchiha's? All fucking gone and it's never explained why, much less mentioned.
>>282985788I think the truth is Jiraiya just didn't know how to make Naruto control it. Naruto flat out doesn't know how to control the fox until he goes on the turtle island.
>>282984434I still think it's pretty fucked that Yamato has to spend the rest of his life in Boruto watching Orochimaru continue his experiments.
>>282985788Why are you using logic?! Can't you understand our FEELINGS, you evildoer!If Naruto is like that is because he cares!
>>282985967>a living SenjuNaruto
>>282985967It's another example of Kishi clearly not planning for Hashirama and Tsunade's family being that important. Going by the small age of the village, there is no conceivable way for the clan to be gone unless they were all just Uchiha massacred one day/night.
>>282985967>it's never explained why, much less mentioned.Danzo
>>282985996Yeah, it's fucked when you think about it. But Kishimoto wanted that to be Yamato's endgame when he made the Gaiden.
>>282984531What would Sasuke think if he saw Naruto’s behavior here?
>>282984434>>28298599659 dead children? Countless other corpses and entire clans wiped out in the pursuit of Orochimaru's psychopathy? Several souls literally doomed to exist in limbo within his mind palace for eternity as he lives a comfy life in doing science shit and his test-tube baby goes on adventures with Naruto's child? Naruto doesn't care. Forgiveness, dude, forgive.
>>282986102>Naruto doesn't care. Forgiveness, dude, forgiveWhat if someone kills Sasuke?
>>282986102If Hiruzen knew about the child death count he would've made Orochimaru Hokage immediately.
>>282986102>Several souls literally doomed to exist in limbo within his mind palace for eternityThis is probably the most fucked up part that literally nobody within the story ever acknowledges
>>282985967They intermarried into other clans and took the clan names. Kiba is a Senju expert in the wedding arc. The will of fire is sacrificing your identity and heritage to the village, which the Uchiha could not due to their desire to not lose their kekkei genkai.
>>282986178Going by the FKS arc, Naruto would just cry and hyperventilate.
You'd think someone like Jiraiya would at least get his student laid to help him forget about the Sasuke nonsense
>>282983820Which episode was that?
>>282986102it's okay he gave him sasuke back
>>282986102>59 dead children?Hiruzen probably gave him a medal.
>>282986102You have to break some eggs to make an omelette.Tobirama developed a jutsu that requires live human sacrifices to cast. Consider how many people he likely killed in his research.
>the difference between Tobirama and Orochimaru is just that of loyalty to the stateinteresting message
>>282986311>Consider how many people he likely killed in his research.Zero, he only used Uchiha
>>282986365Orochimaru wants the Uchiha.Tobirama wants the Uchiha dead.
>>282986365Tobirama was also the brother of the president and didn't look like a freakshow.Even more interesting message
>>282984531>we could get a sample of Yamato>Yes! Time for fan favorite fight Naruto vs Sasuke!What the fuck did Orochimaru mean by this completely unrelated answer? Did he mishear Kabuto?
excuse me if Hashirama's genes were so valuable why didn't he have a dozen children?
>>282985788ACTUALLY Naruto going schizo furry is the only way these 4 are going home in one pieceWithout that Oro kills some and takes the survivors as test experiments or worse, powerscaling subjects4 tails is literally the only way they can survive
>>282985937Digging vs neji and obviously trasforming in a shuriken against zabuza were also pretty good
>>282986489His seed was too stronk even for Uzumaki womb to make saplings.
>>282986489For some reason Naruto is a setting where everyone has 1-2 kids rather than 4-5+ kids in order to offset the constant bloodshed
>>282986489maybe he didbut they had to grow up in Hiruzen's Konoha so they never made it
>>282986524>ACTUALLY Naruto going schizo furry is the only way these 4 are going home in one pieceThe fact Naruto is there in the first place is retarded tho
>>282986201Well, only orochimaru and maybe sasuke would even know about it
>>282986572>Hiruzen okayed the Uchiha massacre in order to create two more orphans to watch suffering in his crystal ballAn old man has to find joy in the small things
>>282986524Seems pretty risky and if Orochimaru had somehow incapacitated Yamato, it may have been the end for everyone and everything in the area all the same.>4 tails is literally the only way they can surviveYamato and Sai could've pulled something out of their asses. Maybe not everyone makes it but that's a risk Tsuanade surely understood when she sent her protege and Nardo on this perilous mission.
>>282986577The squad is retarded and insanely underprepared for engaging with Oro and Akatsuki. Last time Kakashi saw him he pissed himself
>>282986542Considering what happens to danzo when he's too weak to handle the cells it may even be true
>>282986667Nobody here can take Oro and Oro has no real reason to spar them. Their best bet is to hope running away is possible and maybe they can come back next time with Tsunade and Jiraiya instead of the chunin shitters squad
>>282986677This team wasn't there to fight
based Tobirama never once feeling shame that his brother was basically an invincible god while he was just the mad scientist water jutsu guy
>>282986711The team would have to capture (eg defeat, but even harder) the Akatsuki spy who worked for Oro. It was going to be a fight
>>282986709Oh yeah, that's what I meant when I said they pull something out of their asses. As in they find a way to miraculously run away, but even that's a tall order with Orochimaru and Kabuto. There's no way they fight these two and live
>>282986741Tobirama was on the spectrum
>>282986741Tobirama is still top tier, just not GOD tier
>>282984354
>>282984272>>282984434This was also Danzo’s fault (according to one of the novels) btw
>>282986489Danzo forcibly aborted them
>>282987192Qrd?
>>282986091>What would Sasuke think if he saw Naruto’s behavior here?
>>282984434why are people reacting like Orochimaru is an insane moster here? he didn't up and kill 60 kids for no reason. obviously for both him and Konoha the ideal outcome would have been if all 60 survived. faced with a total failure (or so he thought) he did the reasonable thing and stopped.
>>282987563it's okay your majesty I kidnapped and INVOLUNTARILY manslaughtered those kids with a clear vision in mind
>>282983037Absolutely fucking disgusting. Based Kishimoto avoiding this garbage.
>>282987563It was a very dangerous and unethical experiment, even if (as is very likely) it was officially sanctioned by Konoha.
There are three core tenets of Naruto:>everyone is guiltless except Danzo and Black Zetsu>women are useless and serve to breed the next generation of child soldiers>Itachi is invincible and perfect
>>282983711Naruto finally got fed up with Jiraiya not teaching him jackshit while scamming him off his money.
>>282987626kek
>>282987732>The Manifesto of Shikamaru
>>282984354Tsunade feels lust for Naruto that makes her feel very guilty and reckless in equal parts. That's right, and even though she debates it internally, deep down she just wants the boy to go apeshit because it makes him sexy.
>>282984974Hashirama and Itachi are kishimoto's self inserts so obviously they are the GOAT's of the story.
Say what you want about Hashirama wank it's still INFINITELY better than Itachi wank.>Tsukuyomi! Amaterasu! Susano!>Lol wood and punch hard
>>282984434How do Hashirama cells work, scientifically speaking?
>>282987934They're reverse magic cancer
>>282982766damn...he's so cool...
>>282982964What a faggy outfit
>>282982969>four eyesWhy must she use such hateful language ;_;
>>282986365
>>282984132The Nine Tails getting out of control thing is just an excuse Kishimoto found as to why Naruto didn't effortlessly blitz through every opposition in early Part 2.
>>282987709you have to think about risks vs rewardswhat if the Leaf got 60 Hashiramas?
>>282984050>Naruto... You've matured quite a bit as a jinchuriki host.It's not nice to lie Kabuto
>>282988616>all the greatest ninja of Konoha are that way because of eugenics and nepotismI'm nooticinggg
>>282982969Smug snek
>>282982995SLAPPA
>>282988686Honestly Oro isn't acting too unreasonable. They could try discussing
>>282983433He can always just blame an assistant
>>282986489Kages become celibate or have virgin autism. Only Hashirama, Hiruzen and Naruto have kids. During this time, none of the Kage have offspring.
>>282983134Sakura is legitimately frustrated though. She can't understand Sasori and Kabuto because they're autistic. I don't think she's capable of applying book smarts to people on the same level as Kabuto. Both villains are cold lifeless killing machines which is the literal interpretation of ninja.
>>282982795What is this dialogue? Is this still Viz, because jesus christ.
>>282984001>That necklace you're wearing
>>282984531There's no way people thought this was cool. This is gayer than sucking an erect cock and swallowing the entire load while wearing a cage
>>282988758?
my friend skipped the chikara fillerthe iruka and kid naruto filler post-pain arcgot tired, told him is is fucking disgusting . had to tell him that one day lolhe skips and skips and skips, that's NOT how you consume stuff. it's not funny anymorehe tells me "man I have to rush to finish naruto"but the faggot has time to watch plenty of shitty 10-15mins parodies, day after day. infact he was about to send me one to watch it (and make me waste my time as usual) and I told him "man wait let me finish this boruto movie so I can go to sleep..." (30 minutes left)
>>282984132Eventually he almost dies from a jinchuriki only illness afflicting his chakra network and a rare medicine has to be procured.
>>282989242>got tired, told him is is fucking disgustingI got tired, told him he is fucking disgusting*
>>282983645angy 'ruto
>>282983711Jiraiya kept draining his frog
>>282983906CRAAAAAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIN
>>282984001NOOOOO KISHI WHAT ARE YOU DOIIIIIIIIING
>>282988660Weren't both Hiruzen and Minato just very talented nobodies? Sure, they had top tier mentors, but that's more those mentors grabbing the most talented kids for themselves to train.
>>282989476Do jounin get much choice in who they get from the academy? Where Jiraiya got Minato, Orochimaru got fucking Anko.
>>282989565Didn't Kakashi specifically ask for Sasuke because of the Sharingan?
Wasn’t Team 7 also supposed to be structured like Sasuke being the best and Naruto being the worst was supposed to balance itself somehow?
finished the boruto moviei want to watch more!killer bee :'( tell me he isnt really...saradapost. sarada.
https://boards.4chan.org/a/thread/282986493#bottom
I wanted to post this in the previous thread but that went under so fuck it, here goes 282981711>ideal Hyuga whose shadow hung over Hinata through all of part 2, a constant painful reminder of what could’ve been and what she should beThat’s what the retarded movie should’ve done, with the added detail of her feeling responsible for Neji’s death. Instead of Hinata doing fuck-all for two years after the war ending she should’ve been Hyugamaxxing and trying to get stronger in every way possible. Would also explain why she didn’t approach Naruto all this time and then them working together on the mission would push them closer despite Hinata wishing to distance herself and focus on a mission to not let another of her siblings die and that scene of Naruto confessing his love will be them working through the mix of trauma, guilt and shame and her giving herself up to Toneri would actually carry some emotional weight, would’ve made for a far better script and romance than fucking scarfs and childhood retcons. Man that movie was just one giant missed opportunity.
>>282987563Shut up Danzo
>>282984531Why is Orochimaru invested in testing Sasuke's strength against Naruto at all? He was fine with his 13 year old shitter body.
>>282989801Oh shit, i did it again. >>282981711 was the post I wanted to link to.
You fags keep wanting Naruto to fuck fem Sasuke but it should be the opposite AHHH DONT SAY THAT IN FRONT OF ME HES MY FRIEEEEEND
>>282989903Yeah I was thinking the same thing, if you made Naruto a girl and gave the series a cutesier art style literally nothing would be out of place
>>282989903>>282989925You both need to shut the fuck up and kill yourselves. Naruto x Sasuke is garbage pairing (even by the standards of this manga) regardless of the genitals of its components.
>>282983711Jiraiya tried to teach him some new jutsu but leaning more than one hand sign beside summoning was too much for him so he raged.
>>282989614Sakura was always the actual worst of the team. Also, there's nothing to balance, if team 7 spent 20 chapters being an actual team in all the 700 chapters of the manga, I'd be really surprised.
>volume thread dies before he could post the whole volume
>>282990154A single other person besides him posted in it. Three hours of his life just fucking wasted. It'd be sad if it weren't so funny.
>>282984154hashirama cells, sonain't gotta explain shit
>>282984759Tentails = chakra tree and tree = wood style
>>282984974His cells carry the power of the progenitor of chakra, so yeah.
>>282989801That movie genuinely feels like an elaborate high-budget shitpost from people who hate NaruHina, hate Hinata and want to ridicule you and punish you for ever caring about her. Like, it feels like it caters specifically to her haters the way it confirms every negative preconception fandom has about her. Oh, you think she doesn’t care about anything except Naruto? Well here’s the scene where she wonders if she’s a bad siste for thinking about romance and shit while Hanabi is in danger and then drops that introspection immediately after hearing Naruto confess his love. Here’s another scene where Toneri looks into her mind and her head is literally filled with nothing but thoughts of Naruto’s stupid face. You think she’s weak and unfit to be shinobi, here’s a scene of her hanging by the scarf and not even attempting to use chakra. Here’s her failing to make a jump across the buildings despite jumping many times that distance in the manga. Here’s her jobbing to some cobwebs lmao. You think Sakura is so much better and more badass, here’s the scene of her smashing through multiple puppets with ease while Hinata struggles to put down a couple of them in another scene. Although that one is more understandable from power levels perspective but still, why doesn’t she just smash them with lion fist? She doesn’t use her own signature jutsu even once, let alone something like air palm or kaiten.
>>2829903632/2 You feel like she didn’t care about Neji’s death in the manga? She doesn’t think about him even once in the entire movie. Naruto ending up with her is forced and contrived you say? He literally only starts seeing her in a romantic light after getting hit with magic spooky genjutsu and behaves entirely out of character for the good chunk of the story. And the most offensive of all, her not laying even a finger on Toneri for whole entire final battle. At one moment, he grabs her with telekinesis and instead of her doing something to free herself he gets random fit of cough and releases her. Not even 5 minutes after she gets literally tossed into the cage by the hair. That was the most inconsequential wet noodle antagonist and they don’t even let her shine fighting him. Naruto defeats Toneri with ONE PUNCH and all she gets to do is be a battery and loot some eyes from the defeated helpless man. And then she is not even strong enough to break Tenseigan by herself. What the fuck was that whole build-up with Hamura’s chakra and Princess of Byakugan bullshit even for? This fucking movie, i swear.
>>282988621Kabuto's whole career is lying
>>282990363It's incredible how years later, this one shoujo coated shonen movie continues to filter brainlets and people with really poor story comprehension from this fanbase, all in an hour and a half package. Sasuga The Last.
>>282990247He actually has a single Hashirama cell after Danzo coughed on him
>>282984138oh, oro's jobber sub face
>>282984335Genma and Soun are the fucking best. I really need to reread Ranma soon
I haven't been to these threads in months (partly because they suck) so maybe I'm the only out of the loop, but I just wanted to say happy birthday to best boy Nardo.https://x.com/beerenfuchs/status/1976736848245669944?t=RpRxJSARRDaiN5N0LrfoPg&s=19
>>282990490I got filtered yeah, by how fucking bad and limp-wristed that movie was. And i wouldn’t even hate it that much if it didn’t constantly tease me with hints of good writing that go nowhere like Hinata gaining some self-awareness, getting over her crush and giving herself up to the villain for the greater good, all neutered by that fucking scene with Naruto occupying all of her thought bubbles and Toneri being the most polite non-threatening host ever. The story promises one thing and then never delivers, like Hinata being destined to save the world and receiving chakra from the brother of Sage himself but then it doesn’t even buff her enough to avoid getting manhandled by aforementioned faggy villain.
>>282983561Jiraiya...
>>282982969>Called out by Sai>Even KabutoThis arc really makes it feel like Naruto and Sakura were supposed to develop past their turmoil with Sasuke. Instead, Kishi doubles down...
>>282983344I hate how flashbacks have to be shown in the middle of build ups and climaxes. Why couldn't this have been shown before they left the village? Just use it as foreshadowing
>>282983561>spoilerDo you have pics???
>>282990922Sai and Kabuto are supposed to be seen as wrong. They're just opposition trying to demoralize them.
>>282990490Read >>282989801, the movie could’ve retained romance and still treated Hinata with dignity. I would even say it’d be more affecting, with her being on edge the entire movie instead of mostly unemotional and cutesy. Letting her punch a villain at least once wouldn’t hurt either.
>>282986442Orochimaru's response was off screened
>>282988972Naruto, Sakura, and even Sasuke; all of Team 7, are written as the antithesis of what is established as ninja in the setting. All three of them are driven by their feelings and refuse to be unfeeling and synchronize with the system. That's why they express confusion, frustration or anger/rage towards the cold brutality of the world even though it should be expected.
>>282989851My head canon is that Orochimaru is invested since Naruto is Jiraiya's student. He wants to see who did a better job training the last 2-3 years (it was Orochimaru).
>>282991058I know, but it's such a good set up for a real narrative, and it's jarring to see Kishi toss it away.
>>282985760Nah but they’re apparently stronger and angrier than all the other beasts for reasons.
>>282984531fuckin faggot
>>282990363>>282990437>>282991141Hinata isn’t allowed to grow past her flaws because the writers don’t see them as flaws. Same way Sakura and Naruto being obsessed with Sasuke till the end isn’t a bug but a feature.
>>282987192as usual
>>282982969>stop using facts and logic>in a world where gathering intel is one of your main dutiesI suppose Sakura would just report that every nation is sending the Land of Fire flowers because she thinks that would be nice.
>>282990184I mean, who the fuck was gonna read a volume storytime that starts at volume fucking 33??
Thanks OP>>282983561lmao that caught me off guard
>>282984434>their inferior bodies rejected the superior genetic materialEUGENICSmoto…
>>282990700Nignog, minus the things that are literally just your opinion tier, you raised a bunch of points that you would've realized are either absolutely retarded or complete non issues had you actually paid the bare minimum of attention while watching the damn flick, like for example>here’s the scene where she wonders if she’s a bad siste for thinking about romance and shit while Hanabi is in danger and then drops that introspection immediately after hearing Naruto confess his love. Except the entire movie showed the complete opposite of what you're saying. Hinata went to the moon, specifically requesting to be part of the rescue team, so she could save her sister. Any thinking member of the audience should be able to put together that her actions (as shown as opposed to what she's thinking of herself) are in fact extremely selfless, something the manga had already established during Pain's invasion when she told Naruto she was being selfish when her actions showed she wasn't. Even the next scene that you brought up has her getting exactly what she always pursued when Naruto confessed he loves her back, which she immediately gives up in order to infiltrate Toneri's castle and save her sister.>Here’s another scene where Toneri looks into her mind and her head is literally filled with nothing but thoughts of Naruto’s stupid face.Not even taking into account the fact that Tony might've been specifically searching for who she cared for romantically specifically, the man she loves had just confessed to her. Gee? I wonder why she might've been thinking of him?1/2
>>282991644>B-but muh genjutsuThis is perhaps the most braindead take about this movie of them all. You were told exactly what it did, and exactly when it was no longer in effect. It showed memories, and Naruto acted "different" (by no means OOC btw) because those memories finally put Hinata's behavior around him into its proper context. He had never been around a girl who loves him, so the situation was entirely new to him. That's the fucking point, genius.>B-but she couldn't lay a finger on a moonbusting monster literally orders of magnitude stronger than PeinJeez, I wonder why? Toneri would've been able to one-shot the rest of Naruto's team all at once too, btw.>You think she’s weak and unfit to be shinobi, here’s a scene of her hanging by the scarf and not even attempting to use chakra. I'm sure the fact that Tone's puppets sapping nearly all her chakra in the scene right before that had nothing to do with it. >Here’s her failing to make a jump across the buildings despite jumping many times that distance in the mangaExcept she DOES make the jump, and then the thing collapses to Naruto helps her. I wonder if that was an excuse for Naruto to hold her hand, or she would've inevitably fallen to her tragic death.>why was the girl who approved of her family carrying a picture of her dead cousin to her wedding not agonizing about his death nearly three years ago, when the specific message of his death scene was that shinobi are supposed to endure and move forward in the face of tragedyQuite the conundrum, eh?>B-but she didn't save the world?Except for the part where the movie concocted a plot device where both Naruto & Hinata specifically had to work together to destroy Toneri's doomsday weapon, or how Naruto was only able to keep fighting because of the DEM chakra she received restoring Naruto's reserves. So yes, she veryuch saved the world (again).
>>282991668So there you have it, you raised all of one valid criticism of that movie, which was Naruto & Hinata's relationship conveniently remaining static so the story could happen, which we know for a fact was because Kishimoto himself didn't want to show minors dating and not because of the character's faults. Quite embarrasing of you considering I've only seen this movie on its entirety once, and it was over a decade ago. It's by no means some kind of masterpiece but fuck dude, at least pay attention once.
>>282984434>inferior bodies rejected the superior genetic materiallewd
>>282984531Straightbros???
>>282991644>>282991668>>282991688>T-the movie isn’t badly written, y-you’re just dumb!!They knew what fucking message each individual scene would send. They put her into those situations where she would look weak and unimpressive and that’s not even mentioning her crying because she noticed some other woman’s scarf on Naruto or showing more emotion for another scarf than for her own sister whose eyes got taken away. Neji thing you may be right about but still, not a single mention? Not even for a callback to a scene where they held hands? Not a single thought bubble in the mind-reading scene? An opportunity to make genuine kino and they didn’t even consider it.>B-but she couldn't lay a finger on a moonbusting monster literally orders of magnitude stronger than PeinHamura’s. Fucking. Chakra. Remember Naruto kicking the shit out of Juubidara IN BASE after receiving Sage’s chakra? And again, why put her into a cage? It didn’t even lead to anything thematic like her breaking the cage that Neji couldn’t.>where both Naruto & Hinata specifically had to work together to destroy Toneri's doomsday weapon, or how Naruto was only able to keep fighting because of the DEM chakra she receivedSo like i said, she served as a battery and didn’t do much else in a grand finale movie and her only chance to get some action before getting shoved off into the cuck corner she’s yet to leave.
How many characters get penetrated by Hashirama’s wood?
>>282983037Yeah, avoiding that which he accomplished.
>>282992431Most of them if you consider the Infinite Tsukuyomi?
>>282992220>into those situations where she would look weak and unimpressiveAnd passive, i forgot to add. There’s more shots of her sitting around than in the fucking Star Wars prequels. It’s a pattern, my dude. They did one interesting thing with her when they had her give up everything and go with Toneri and then called it quits. There’s no character development, no thoughts, just vibes. There’s one scene where she gets to kick some ass and she gets captured in 5 minutes tops. And of course, she never gets to showcase anything except basic Hyuga taijutsu and the Lion fists that didn’t do much as always.
The only good thing to come out of the last is entertaining some very funny toxic ships.
>>282992220I would give the movie 10/10 if she used those knitting things to stab Toneri at some point in the movie. Or choked him out with the scarf she gave him. Like, if it was a special chakra-conducting scarf like in JoJo kek.
>>282992220I never said the movie is well written, just that your issues with it are nonsense, or complete and sometimes gross misinterpretations of what the movie actually showed.>Neji thing you may be right about but still, not a single mention? Not even for a callback to a scene where they held hands?Again, she was a 100% on board with her family carrying his portrait to her wedding. Also, IIRC the movie DID have a callback to them holding hands, specifically in the scene where Hinata restored Naruto's chakra with the Haimura gave her. >Hamura’s. Fucking. Chakra. Which she was a complete newbie with. It also wasn't meant so she could have an ebin 1v1 with Toneri, I already explained to you she used to destroy a weapon that was specifically tuned to his chakra and Naruto couldn't break on his own, and to restore the chakra Toneri had stolen from Naruto. >Remember Naruto kicking the shit out of Juubidara IN BASE after receiving Sage’s chakra?You said it, NARUTO. Also, at that point Tony had the accumulated chakra of several generations of his family's eyes+tenseigan+Naruto's stolen chakra. Why would a newbie with god chakra be able to stand up to that on her own? The movie was never structured as having Hinata fight the dude in some duel so yes, your complain makes zero sense. >And again, why put her into a cage? It didn’t even lead to anything thematic like her breaking the cage that Neji couldn’t.She was there for like two minutes of the movie. Are you seriously complaining about the characters being shown as vulnerable in a fucking romance movie? Naruto lost his first fight to Toneri, got his chakra stolen and was sulking about his first actual romance ending in rejection. I honestly don't get your whining.>she served as a battery and didn’t do much else in a grand finale movieBecause she had already done her part to fulfill the theme of the story when she destroyed Netori's canon alongside Naruto.1/2.
>>282992822You're basically fuming about the hero and his to-be gf not 2v1 a guy that was ultimately not even evil and doing what he did out of a misunderstanding. None of the adults in Bort save for Naruto & Sasuke have seen any action or cool moments in the spinoff, so I don't know what you expected out of Hinata, to be frank. There's basically two camps when it comes to the vitriol The Last gets from a loud minority of fans, the first one are shippers butthurt about Naruhina for whatever reason, and people who shart themselves because it wasn't exactly what they expected and didn't turn Hinata into Wonder Woman. You fit squarely into the second, and needless to say both are equally stupid and easily dismissed. 2/2
>>282992650Hanabi is for Naruto too.
>>282987732Amen. Thank you Kishimoto
>>282982995>would have been an instakill if not for his fucked up metabolismOne of the three Legendary Sannin, ladies and gentlemen.
>>282992822>she was a 100% on board with her family carrying his portrait to her weddingAnd that’s all the love he’ll get in this movie. So much for that dramatic death scene and “being a Cupid of NaruHina”.>Which she was a complete newbie withSo what? >It also wasn't meant so she could have an ebin 1v1 with ToneriWhy not?You said it, NARUTO. Yeah, i don’t think all of his other buffs mattered in that moment.>Also, at that point Tony had the accumulated chakra of several generations of his family's eyes+tenseigan+Naruto's stolen chakra. Why would a newbie with god chakra be able to stand up to that on her own?You’re trying to insert logic where there didn’t need to be any. It didn’t even need to be some epic 1v1, just her avoiding getting grabbed and socking him in the jaw in one moment of maximum effort and temporary boost to all stats. That chakra shit is so vague they could’ve even said it gave her Mangekyou Byakugan or something and had her use her own chakra mode and it wouldn’t hurt the setting one bit. Literally the next fucking movie her weakling son would outsmart and blast to smithereens the guy who made Kaguya afraid and the anime would even give him a gay hand-to-hand fight scene because that’s how little respect those one-off villains deserve.
>>282989476The next arc has an entire subplot about the importance of the Sarutobi clan.
>>282992836>You're basically fuming about the hero and his to-be gf not 2v1 Yes, why shouldn’t i? If Sakura can punch Kaguya in defiance of all logic why can’t Hinata have more active role in what is for all intents and purposes her and Naruto’s solo movie?>a guy that was ultimately not even evil and doing what he did out of a misunderstandingYet he took her sister’s eyes, enslaved her and was ready to rape her. Who cares if he was misunderstood?> None of the adults in Bort save for Naruto & Sasuke have seen any action or cool moments in the spinoffWe’re talking about the Last and even Rock Lee’s students got to do cool shit in it. >so idk what you expected out of Hinata, to be frank Not to get damselled three times in her own movie? A fight scene with a relevant opponent?> the first one are shippers butthurt about Naruhina for whatever reason, and people who shart themselves because it wasn't exactly what they expectedAdd the third one, people who knew what clusterfuck this movie was gonna turn Hinata’s character into and we were right. It was the last (heh) chance for her and they blew it.>You fit squarely into the second, and needless to say both are equally stupid and easily dismissed.You don’t know me. And calling opinions you don’t agree with stupid is juvenile.
>>282983711They were experimenting with the seal. Jiraya was trying to see how far Naruto can be pushed as far as Kyubi chakra control goes. 4 tails was the limit, and he found it out the hard way
G-guys is this true what they say happened to Hinata in the dungeons of Toneri’s moon base in the freezing cold winter of 2014?
Did the other anon ever dump the volume? I was looking forward to an actual enjoyable Naruto storytime...
>>282993476Aw. I see it in the archives, anon should have just started from the beginning so he wasn't competing with this shitty daily. Too bad, guess we'll this just continue with this crappy OP.
>>282993476>>282993513kek what a seething samefagging crybaby bitch
>>282993553You're not very smart
>>282991053>>282984699
>>282993601Why are there turtles in your warehouse?
>>282993601I kneel DailyKING, protector of animals (except one)
>I kneel Daily-Weird how these post only appear when the warehouse bunny is around. Very odd, that.
>>282993631This is actually at residence. Sibling just found it by the mailbox.
>>282993704Poor turtle
>>282984531Question, would this be more or less gay if Naruto didn’t already know Sasuke went to Orochimaru entirely of his own free will?
>>282993934It's not really free will since Itachi made him watch his parents being killed fifty thousand times.
>>282983561TSUNADE, WHAT THE FUCK?>>282984434Wow, I sure hope Orochimaru faces justice for this, or anything else that he's done.
Pathetic
>>282993601Dailyramen? More like MAITOramen!
>>282994307Hi daily, please let that poor turtle go.
>>282989476Hiruzen's dad Sasuke Sarutobi was such a menace that the Nara, Yamanaka and Akimichi clans swore fealty to the Sarutobi clan.
>>282983082>This hit would have killed both Deidara and Sasori simultaneously.you mean it would have destroyed their doll and clay body doubles?
>>282982758kill yourself narutard
>>282991017two reasons1. because he didn't know yet of where to lead the story. Most weekly mangaka just go by the flow, there is no time to plan 10 chapters ahead. They usually only have a vague idea2. battle shonen readers are all impatient fucks that want action action action. Thus better to speedrun to where we get to fight again, but then inject flashbacks because by this point the readers will know that we're already technically in a fight, just taking a break.I think I had a third reason too, but forgot what it was
>>282995077kek
>>282993651Elaborate
>>282995077lmao
>>282984531Thx
>>282982758Does anyone know what arc of the manga this games story is based off? The version told in game is straight ass like every other storm adaptation
I like how MOEgi is on board with Konohamaru's sexy jutsushe's basically the only girl in the series who actually uses feminine wiles as a weapon like real kunoichi did
>>282983880even something as simple as a flashback of Jiraiya promising to teach him sage some day and just not getting the chance to would've made more sense than him leaving Naruto in the dark on that shit. It made Jiraiya look like an utterly terrible master who didn't teach Naruto jack shit.
>>282995393When did that happen?
>>282995432episode 422-423, she even uses the sexy jutsu with Konohamaru to help him learn the rasengan
>>282983256>>282983209I think in that case the argument to be made is Hidan and Kakuzu were already Public Enemy #1 for Konoha, and Tsunade was already in the process of gathering ninja to go after them. in fact, Shikamaru had already been assigned the mission of bringing them in or killing them, and it was his view that he was simply continuing the mission he had already been given. Obviously just an excuse to pursue personal vengeance, but at least there's a degree of logic and of following orders. Unlike Sasuke, who openly and explicitly turned his back on the village and tried to kill anyone who stopped him. If Sasuke had been tasked with hunting and killing Itachi, it would've been different.
>>282989565they were generally assigned genin based on personality and skillset. Kakashi was given Sasuke because of their similar backgrounds and the sharingan, Kurenai was given Hinata because of the latter's confidence problems, Guy was given Lee because of his taijutsu focus.
>>282990773which Tsunade is cutest? Lolinade? Teenade? or Babanade?
>>282992851Boruto*
>>282984531Orochimaru's powerlevelfagging is getting out of control
>>282986091"Heh, gay."
>>282995365Merz is a character who only appeared in games.
>>282984531Triggered BITCH
>>282995365This was a game original story.CC2 hilariously did not want to adapt Boruto proper.
>>282995365That was a game-only story.
If someone told me this was an anime only filler arc, I would believe that
>>282993631>>282993736TOROISE. Tortoises have legs, turtleshave flippers. Even ramen got it right the first time and you still fuck it up. >>282984001>>282984434So it begins...It's just occurring to me that the Hashirama cells thing was completely pointless, he could have just been the only guy that knew the wood Jutsu.>>282985725Remind me, does he win a single fight after Zabuza? I can't remember him doing anything in the war arc until the end.
Why does sasuke let his daughter dress like a slut in public?
>>282995598Boruto is too low energy for Hanabi.
>>282996085That's not even the sluttiest she has dressed. Also, Sasukek can't stop her by never being home raising her, can he?
>>282996111>That's not even the sluttiest she has dressedSasukebros...
>>282995934Seriously. Nothing relevant or impactful happens in this arc, and both Sai and Yamato look and feel like filler characters (and they're quickly forgotten by the story afterwards). Even Sasuke appearing again does nothing for the story.
>>282996096doesn't matter, she loves him that way
>>282996136This arc is the ultimate incarnation of Kishimoto forgetting setups or being too lazy to do something with them.
>>282993440‘Fraid so.
>>282996111>out in public showing off her naked hips>somehow now the sluttiest outfit she's wornHow??
>Yamato could and will create hundreds of fully functional wooden housing complexes for the Leaf post-PainBut nah, dawg, Stone COULDN'T have just used earth jutsu to make a new bridge after Team Minato blew the first one up. rendering their entire mission pointless. it was too hard.
>>282997634My headcanon is that Hiruzen specifically sent Kakashi on this stupid and dangerously useless mission because he wanted to watch his orphan ass suffer and die in his crystall ball as usual.
>>282992559There was this one moment where Toneri blasts them with the wind jutsu and iirc she just tanks it. They could’ve shown her blocking it with lion fists or dispelling it with Hiashi’s giant air palm if nothing else. Also at the end Naruto’s punch somehow leaves him unable to use chakra, that could’ve been her role.
>>282996861She's wearing shorts, but due to the lighting it looks like her bare legs instead.
>Konohamaru's female friend also gets wood release in Boruto for no given reason
>>282985607assuming "that jutsu" referred to the kyubi-forms, it seems like the orginal idea was that Naruto was aware of what he had done. Though I think we're about to learn in the next chapters that Naruto is not aware of his destructive powers at all, so it seems like things got silently retconned along the way.
>>282984844I remember people speculating that there was a connection between the wooden demon statue and the first hokage's biju-controlling abilities way back in the day. Pretty cool that it actually turned out to be sorta true in the end
>>282984434how was this allowed to happen? Orochimaru graverobbed from a legendary hero, kidnapped and killed 60 children, did god knows what else and still remained a highly respected ninja years after the fact. I can only assume Hiruzen was complicit and swept every allegation under the rug
>>282999086>I can only assume Hiruzen was complicitHe was watching Orochimaru torture orphans in his crystal ball with great pleasure, thinking>That's my student, all right
>>282998551>casually calls Yamato 'daddy' when shown onscreen togetherthis would solve it
I don't remember early part 2 being this gay...
>>282998551When you cum in a way your dna stays in her blood stream for 7-20 years. She's getting piped by someone with wood release
>>282988892Did Kishi make Naruto act gay for Sasuke because of an editor suggestion or something? Was it popular or well received at the time? Feel like it wasn't this bad in the Sasuke retrieval mission arc.
>>283000508Their first interaction was literally kissing.
>>283000782that wasn't voluntary
I miss Nardo's demon mode. I thought KCM had some sauce at first, when he was still figuring it out, but then he became buddies with Kurama and the kaiju battles started.
>>283000903It was voluntary on the part of Kishimoto and his editor. Naruto and Sasuke were modeled on the lead and rival of Slam Dunk, which was very popular with fujoshi. They knew what they were doing from the start.
this is my wife, she was made for me
>>283000903>that wasn't voluntaryOnly Naruto thinks that btwSasuke, according to databooks, is still wondering why tf did Naruto do that. Really recontexualizes their further relationship
>>283001618>Naruto from Sasuke's perspective is him being aggressively pursued by a gay man in love with him, until he eventually submits knowing he can never push him away
>Killer Bee's tsukuyomi dream is a better version of the canon Shippudenlel
>>282998551I think that was memory-holed/retconned. I guess she was originally going to be revealed to be a Senju.
>>283001654Then he goes to the moon and kisses a girl leaving Sasuke wondering what the fuck was all that about and why didn’t the fag pursue the girl instead of him all this time.
>>283001977>Sasuke didn’t come to their wedding and avoided Hinata ever since because he didn’t want to look in the eyes of a poor woman who now has to live with Naruto
>>283001618>Sasuke thought that Naruto was a literal fag in love with him all throughout part 1 and 2 and up until he married HinataFucking lmao. Also, how does the databook phrase it?
>>283001354>Naruto and Sasuke were modeled on the lead and rival of Slam DunkOne of these days I actually need to read Slam Dunk to see what about it took Japan by storm
>>283001775The one where they gather the jinchuriki and fight Akatsuki together instead of all of them jobbing offscreen?
>>283002354>people project and headcanon that mean asshole Sasuke bullied poor little self-insert Naruto>in actual canon Sasuke suffered from Naruto's bullying and wondered wtf did he even do
>>283001618>>283001977>>283002354Kishimoto didn't write the databooks. None of that matters.
>>283002692yeahit's corny and fun
>>282996228Bort is but a child. Hanabi needs an Uzumaki man, an Uzumaki Hokage man.
>>283003550she's a fempaedo
>>282996072Poor turtle, being found by such a faggot. I pray for it
>>283002692I remember it having Naruto imprisoned by Konoha.
>>283005429yeah. Tsunade sees him the same way other villages saw their jinchuriki. He sits in a cage yelling for his daily ramen rations and about how he'll be Hokage. Bee gets horny for Tsunade, and she gambles for Naruto's freedom.
>>283005517It's funny how killer bee sees naruto
>>282990490>>282991644>>282991668>>282992822You miss the point. It’s not about what’s in the movie, it’s about how it was gonna be interpreted by fandom. And you know how this fandom is whenever a female character gets shown even in a slightly unfavourable light.
>>282995590I'm partial to twenty-something Tsunade. The pony tail is nice
>>283002972Funny enough pre Itchi mind rape Sasuke never bullied Naruto. At worst he saw him as weakling (which was true)
>>283004559Lies and slander
>>282985579>Hinata DIE to get the same effectNot true, he went straight to 4 and then 6 tails after Hinata's death, meanwhile Orochi and Kabuto mentioning Sasuke was a slow buildup, and in the end he didn't go beyond the 4 tails.
>>283006054
>>283006361In fact, it was implied Naruto was going all the way up to 9 after witnessing Hinata's "death" had it not been interrupted by Minato.
>>283006377>feeds her niece meat & potatoes>feeds her brother in law her tongue and gets fed his meat in returnFair deal.
>>282999086No it was danzo, he was also the one who gave him ashirama corpse after assassinating him
These threads are so shitty lol
>>283005517>daily ramen
>>283005517It's impressive how out there some fillers were, I watched the episode with rtn sakura in the normal world without context and it was really weird
>>283007640that's what makes them fun.
>>283007814Absolutely, I liked a lot some of them, and it was nice to see the only blade comparable to samehada in a filler
How much does a mission where you have to fight Orochimaru pay?
>>283007882a lot of naruto filler genuinely enhances the story. it adds backstory and personality to characters who didn't get any in the manga, and helps to build Team 7's relationship beyond the tiny handful of missions we see them do
>>283007913Do we have idea of how much any mission pays>>283007919Yes, it also help to see a bit of the world outside the main plot
>nii-san teme! how do i redeem maamgekyou saaringan ha?!
My kunoichis and Tenten
>>283007913>How much does a mission where you have to fight Orochimaru pay?It only matters if that was planned for the mission. When Naruto and Jiraiya went to find Tsunade it was only a B rank mission despite them running into Itachi, Kisame, Kabuto, and Orochimaru.
>>283008038It's ver sad that between all of them I don't think they know 8 jutsu
>>282993601I am in awe.
>>283007913Naruto and Sakura are doing the mission for emotional reasons, so I bet they're doing it for free. I bet that's the main reason Tsunade sent them.
>>283008119>Who's the legendary sucker now, brats?
>>283008119How much does the hokage take out of the commission?
>>283008084Same. In awe how unfortunate that poor creature is to be founded by such a faggot like OP ),:
>founded
>>283008038indeed, Tenten is MY kunoichi
>>283008259Indeed. By a faggot that can't even get a real job :/
>>283008188Based on Naruto's inheritance: nothing.
>>283008188Depends on the Hokage.Tsunade takes the bulk of it and gambles it away.Naruto takes virtually none of it, which is why he's broke.Hiruzen took a fair cut because the real payment was getting to watch genins die.
>>283008119Their "payment" is Sasuke's return to the village.
>>283007913Do we even know what currency they use in this setting, let alone how valuable it is?
>>283008397I don't think we've ever seen a single Hokage look like they're rich.
>>283008423The Naruto world uses ryo, which was a currency the japanese used a long time ago. 1 ryo is equal to 10 yen.
Random thought but it’s kind of funny when people say “remember when Naruto used to be about ninjas”, cause they really just mean the Forest of Death right? It’s the only part of the series that actually seems to emphasize things like subterfuge, surviving with limited resources, constant danger around you, etc. in a way that isn’t really seen past that point
>>283008572>“remember when Naruto used to be about ninjas”It became a fancy way of saying "I don't like the powercreep".
>>283008474>a long time agothey still used it up to the 1950s I think. Postwar runaway inflation made it obsolete so they switched to just the yen
>>283008439None of the Hokages seem like the type to really flex their wealth, to be fair.Other than Tsunade, but Tsunade is poor because of her gambling addiction.
>>283008699From what I looked up, ryo was deemed obsolete all the way back in 1871.
>>283008397Naruto definitely sends most of his paycheck to the orphanage.
Just one more arc until Kurenai gets to continue doing nothing!
>>283008792my head belongs in there
>>283008808Get in there while you can, Asuma. The circles are coming
>>283008833>AsumaI may be the single fan of this character that exists. I remember him getting done pretty dirty back in the day and dropped the manga shortly afterward. Give it to me straight, powerscaling fags: how weak is he? Is there anyone in Akatsuki he could conceivably beat - or come even close to beating?
>>283008923I frankly think Asuma can't beat a single member. His abilities seem very dated to Part I power-scaling.
Where's the chapter?
>>283008974Maybe he's waiting for this thread to end
>did jackshit with Naruto>did jackshit with Sakura>only managed to teach Sasuke a jutsu that made him a bigger threat when he defectedKakashi kinda sucked as a sensei, didn't he
>>283008974>>283009005I was about to say, it appears we’re currently in thread limbo
I don't know if this question is asked often in the fandom, but how could this arc be fixed or changed?
>>283009005Probably working.
>>283009048have Sakura realise she's in love with Naruto
>>283008792Pov you’re Kiba getting held up by the throat after sniffing her dirty bandages.
>>283009048If Kishi wanted to honestly examine Naruto and Sakura's feelings towards Sasuke instead of whatever this shit has been, it could be interesting
>>283009130>You now remember that Kurenai used to champion Kiba back in the exams.
Um, daily...?
>>283009151>Manji UH OH
>>283009151>>283009176Where is the VIZ disclaimer?!
>>283009048Let Sai punch Sakura back and call her a cunt.
>random captcha issues out of nowhereHiroshimoot PLEASE update this fucking site
>>283009048Kishi should have used already established characters instead of introducing pointless ones (Yamato and Sai).Also, have Naruto and Sakura be reprimanded for their juvenile attitudes toward Sasuke and be told, in no uncertain terms, that as shinobi the mission comes before their feelings.
>>283008974I think OP usually posts a bit later on weekdays.
>>283009151luv tenten so much
>>283009205Sexzune
>>283009228It's a holiday today
Someone else post the chapter
>>283009205bro I need a higher quality version of this imagedo any anons have it?
>>283009154We should’ve saw more of team 8 together.
>>283009569Forgot the image.
>>283009409Is it?
>>283009586It's funny how both Kiba's home life and 'work' life leave him in the charge of women.
>>283009586Yeah.
>>283009586Why is she hugging the, in her own words, the "creepy weirdo"?
>>283008923>Is there anyone in Akatsuki he could conceivably beat Karin, maybe.
>>283009607In burgerland it is.
>>283009661Not after she gets her chakra chains
>>283009642
>>283006361In the manga, it was just straight to 6. Totally passed 4 in an instant.
>>283009642>youngest and least-experienced jonin>is quietly insecure about her ability to take care of and teach geninshame it took filler to really give her some time to shine, Kishi forgot about her entirely until he decided to invent a relationship between her and Asuma for cheap drama
>>283009811that being said, it did give us Mirai-chan
>>282985579Pretty sure you replace any of Naruto's classmates for Hinata and he'd have the same reaction
>>283009841later Neji dies in his arms and he didn't give a fuck
>>283009857He'd already seen like 50,000 people die that day.
>>283009898none of them were anybody he particularly cared about, and he wasn't that close to the fights anyway. The gravity of his anger is what mattered with Hinata. Gaara dying only barely pushed him into one tail, Orochimaru pushing the exact right buttons pushed him to four after a lot of prodding. Hinata's dying words being "I love you" pushed him pretty much instantly to 6, and then 8.
>>283009948hell, all the way back in the land of waves when he thought Sasuke was dead he didn't even make it to 1 tail, and Gaara was trying to kill Sakura he didn't let Kurama take control at all.
>>283009440I'm going to start dumping shortly.
>>283009753…She definitely molested her at least a little, right?
>>283010033Are you dailywarehouse? Only he's allowed.
>>283010378Nah, some retard posted almost the full volume yesterday and nobody minded. Nobody read it, either, but still.
>>283010327Not only her, anon.
>>283010663Even Akamaru?
>>283010378Honestly, I said warehouse but it's more of a sortation center where it's a hub to sort the packages and get them out to delivery quicker.
>>283009642>Hinata barely knew her mommy so she latched to Kurenai like oneD'aww
>>283006594>>283006640Naruto pleasing both sisters? Beautiful, I love it when family stays close.
>>283009753W-why did they give Hinata that expression? Did Kurenai put her under genjutsu? Is Kiba under the water?
>>283011240Kiba isn't allowed anywhere near the onsen on account of his unfortunate tendency to pee in the water.
>>283011102>Hinata barely knew her mommy She seemed nice. I wonder what happened to her.
>>283011317I'm personally partial to the headcanon that she died shortly after giving birth to Hanabi.
>>283011287Is that the only thing stopping Kurenai from letting Kiba into the women section of the onsen?
>>283011437Yes. Kurenai knows he's an inoffensive sissyboy that has been throughly emasculated by his overbearing con trolling mother and sister otherwise.
>>283011429They should’ve showed her in flashbacks in the Last. Maybe have Naruto and Hinata bond a little over growing up without a mother. It’s basic bitch storytelling, dunno why they decided to go with a scarf and other such silliness.
