Why does this hag dress like a Central African Warlord
>>283027298She knows drip when she sees it
>>283027298>hagwhat do you mean? she was 17 when she became an undefeated triple crown and is 17 after Kita retires from the Twinkle Series
>>283027441Hag just means "looks more like an adult than a child" these days
She dresses in 19C military dress uniform, because she's the Emperor. I guess some warlord copies the style as well but most of them don't go for the half-cape.
>>283027298If she's so great where is her own series?
>>283027441Shes an adult woman thats been in the student council for three generations
>>283027672She's been in the exact same position from the 80's to the 2010's, I think you can call her a hag.
Digitan episodic comedy anime about teaching the history of less popular horsegirls through her stalking and harassment when?
>>283027298damn central african warlords look like THAT?
>>283027298what do central african warlords look like
>>283027298My wife.....
>>283027298She's named after a German Kaiser, so that's probably why.
>>283027298>hagMaruzensky is the only hag uma.
Time is convoluted in Tracen.
>>283029856
Why do people say season 3 sucks? I love Kitasan.
>>283030947Was a bit of a downgrade from S2, Kita's story in general about hitting the peak and going out on your own terms, along with Dia's need to get a G1 were done fine. But like half of it was basically filler, and whilst the curse episode, the holiday episode and going to the mountains for a while weren't bad in of themselves, skipping races to fit them in wasn't a good decision.
>>283030947>dominates the field everytime she runs>suddenly goes "uh oh guess I'm now an old hag and need to retire soon"This came out of nowhere because the IRL horse's career was cut short due to the owner being a greedy bastard that wanted to make him a breeding stud ASAP
>>283030947I like it a lot myself, Kita and Dia's arcs resonated with me more than Teio and McQueen and Duramante and Cheval were fun as well as rivals/jobbers. But overall the season overall feels way messier than S2, some plot points don't have enough room to breathe and some are given too much time.>>283031431I agree but unfortunately I doubt said owner would give the writers approval to portray her like that.
>>283030947Kitasan is cute but I love how much nice nature there was in it.
Howdy-do Trainer!
>>283032301Special Needs...
Why does Dia-chan dress like a retarded bimbo whore?
>>283032301hai hai, uma des?
>>283032405Need more scenes of umamusume using those unique phones.
>>283027298Hey hey people, Symboli Rudolf here
Are human horse-girl relationships canon in the uma musume universe?
>>283032301
>>283032643Never watched cinderella gray?
>>283032643Never watched NTR?
>>283032643s1e1 has a pregnant uma in the opening sequence, but no confirmation of sex so far.
>>283027298Don't why these threads seemed to get nuke on /v/?
>>283033150BY ME
>>283032643RT3 and season 3 show human papas of umas (Dia's parents and Kita's dad are shown on screen) and the game has a bunch of stories of umas' dads showing up. Mr. CB"s mom and dad literally eloped while they were trainee and trainer and CB likes to joke how you two are in a similar situation right now while you're visiting them hahahaYou'd honestly have to bend yourself into a non Euclidean fractal to try to explain an alternative way umas are born that contradicts the straightforward evidence we've seen
>>283034160https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TuuQUComrFM
I think you should eat your vegetables.
>>283036142Yada! Yada! Yada!
>>283036142YAAAAAAADDAAAAAA!
>>283036142
Gentildonna love
>>283037359Mare love.
>>283037411>mayanoalso Almond Eye banner when?
>>283037411Along with Mayano, shouldn't Fine also be an outlier here?
>>283030947Just compare with S2, RTTT, New Era, and to a lesser extent S1. The stakes were around facing strong rivals, losing, setbacks with injuries or otherwise, and eking out that a meaningful victory at the end. Even CinGray manages this, despite how dominant Oguri is, by having strong meaningful rivals.Now look at S3 and Kitasan. Duramente is the only actual strong rival, and that gets flatly resolved without a meaningful end and she disappears from the show. And the rest of these "rivals" barely get any presence and are hardly ever any kind of threat to Kitasan. Considering how dominant she was, her constant crying about losing felt very forced.
So what's next after Cinderella Gray?
>>283034927are any of the horse girls you mentioned mares irl?I'm curious if they're playing it coy with the boy horsegirls
>>283037411Tights under bloomers is fucking criminal, goddamn.
>>283037555I don't see any particular reason they wouldn't keep animating it as long as it remains popular. And while they do that, there's no reason to air another uma musume anime that would compete with it.
>>283037574Vodka is a mare and talks about her human dad (might have had voiced lines as well can't remember)
Wait, how do her glasses stay on?Anyway, Teio is cute and the S2 seems like a step up from the S1
>>283032643bait or newfag?
>>283039434>Wait, how do her glasses stay on?Stop asking questions or I'm calling Tazuna
>>283028898>If she's so great where is her own series?Rudolf's career is hard to adapt to anime since she was legit too fucking good, you'd need to focus on other stuff besides racing because for almost every single race her victory is a foregone conclusion. You could still do it, there's plenty of OP MC battle shounen and isekai shit where MC has 999 stats and one shots every fight trivially, but most Uma animes are trying to be proper "sports anime".Even the couple races Rudolf didn't win she was still 2nd or 3rd. Her career is better suited to being a couple episode arc in somebody else's story, or maybe a movie. A multiple-season anime where 95% of episodes end with "and then Rudolf curb stomped everybody" would get old if not done well.
>>283032591It happened quite often in season 1.
>>283032591
>>283037555I hope they make a Daiwa Scarlet series.
>>283032405>>283040140I don’t know how I never questioned this before, but it kinda implies they don’t have a set of ears on the sides. It would look super weird if it weren’t for all that hair covering the spot where human ears are supposed to be.
https://kemono.cr/fanbox/user/40651568/post/10731218Flying a little close to the sun, isn't he?
>>283040231One of the real-life models for Kitahara is Oguri's former jockey in Kasamatsu, who later transferred to central (years later, age Oguri retired) and also ended up being the main jockey for Daiwa Scarlet.Kind of wacky if there a pseudo-sequel to CinGray timeline where Kitahara sticks around and trains Scarlet.
>>283027298>Symboli Rudolph: Emperor themed.She's the undefeated horse. Thus, it makes sense she's wearing imperial tier garb from colonial era. Plus her name is western. So I see it as a more of a reference to the HRE German Emperor Kaiser Wilhelm type of drip.
>>283040924>undefeated
>>283040973That's the meme.
>>283031963They should just make it so she gets accidentally knocked up by torena. And we would get Equinox that way.
>>283040032>In someone else's story.Yeah that someone else being Tokai Teio's flashbacks. (Using her career as a way to inspire her own pursuit to victory.)
>FRAUDrolf
does /a/ love NTR as much as i do?
>>283037253I just watched the movie. Who is faster, peak kiseki or peak tachyon?
why is the uma pyoi?
>>283042135IRL or in-game/anime? IRL both horses went undefeated for a short time before retiring to be studs and have 1000+ registered offspring. in-game they're on opposite ends of the spectrum for aptitude. Fuji Kiseki is optimized for mile running and can stretch to 2000 meter Medium races, Tachyon is a Medium and Long distance runner who struggles with Miles (D) and simply can't sprint (G), Tachyon is a stamina queen built for longer distances with her unique while kiseki is a speedy short distance runner. The most fair matchup would be a head to head on a 2000 meter track, which both have raced on and taken 1st, I think one of Tachyon's speed records went unchallenged until just a year or two ago so she might be faster on mediums if we're talking irl. In-game Kiseki can get a lot faster since her unique boosts speed and her event skills/potentials have a lot of good mile speed boosts.They're both huge "what could have been?" horses with the same records of undefeated victories before being injured and retiring to stud. of course in career mode the power of trainer cock allows them to outlast their irl records and go on to be legends
>>283027298Because Prez is a monster
>>283030947Only fags here say it sucks and we know /a/ just loves looking for something to hate
>>283042210What is umapyoi anyway?
>>283042135
>>283040372Cursed image, don't open.
>>283043630
Are there any donkey or mule girls
>>283043630>>283043703Where in the anime are these, I need to go double check this!
Super Bean
>>283043630>>283043703UMA GROK IS THIS REAL
do her american friends think she went crazy in japan?she doesn't act like that at home
>>283044814She was pretty much a nobody before she won it big in Japan Cup so I don't think anyone minded it all that much.
>>283043630>>283043703delete this
>>283044814>strategy is to pretending to be retarded
>>283044814>>283045191>joke's on them, I was only pretending to be retarded
