Why didn't he just mating press her right there and then?
>>283074051How did online Evangelion discourse reach such an abysmal state? I know it's been like this for a while but It just shocks me when I remember that it wasn't always like this. Normalfags ruin everything.
Almost eery fucking day you make the same exact threads. >The kiss scene>Shinji jerking off>walls of jericho>what happen after EoEit's just fucking retarded because it's the same fucking threads
>>283074281And to make my point here's the exact thread he made earlier today about the fucking kiss scenehttps://desuarchive.org/a/thread/283060675/#q283060675
>>283074311I mean, to give it the benefit of the doubt that one's OP is a gif and the thread was made during a different timezone's daylight hoursStill, seems like eva discourse has been reduced to only around 4 topics, one of which is talking about how much the rebuilds sucks
>>283074515I honestly think he does it to trigger the monkey who spams the threads with "you-know-who". It's just fucking obvious that these thread are made by the same person. >one of which is talking about how much the rebuilds sucksI honestly think the "rebuilds sucks" threads are always made by the same person . Usually it's just him sitting in them replying to the OP repeatedly .with "cash grab" and "Hack"
>>283074051Because she always tops. He's a beta and it actually makes her mad that he never takes the initiative. It's part of what she rants about in EoE, and the implied difficulty they have in their relationship once they started getting physical.
Shinji is a survivor of sexual violence
>>283074051sexually aggressive women are scary
>>283074835>their relationship once they started getting physicalthat's only in the goo
>>283076315Bullshit. Read between the lines.
>>283074051Why do stupid posters keep applying 20s/30s year old logic to a 14 year old kid?>hurr durr if I were Shinji I'd be a gigachad and slay everyone like a god emperorNo, you stupid faggot, if you were Shinji, you'd be Shinji.
>>283076381>>283076315Everything that happens in the goo is a reinterpretation of things that actually happen in the series. Unless it's on the literal train of thought.
>>283076426>>283076381I mean, the frame from EoE has the futon Asuka uses during the sync training in the background instead of either of their beds, and that futon is only ever seen being used by Misato in her room
>>283076385Man I was Shinji irl, and got over my Shinji phase by like age 13, it is not that deep, and everyone in his position with a functioning mind would be that deep ...inside Asuka.
I recently rewatched Evangelion after 10+ years since my last time, and it's amazing how much the perspective changes. Can't believe what a horrible adult Misato actually was and that Ritsuko was really pathetic when it came to love matters. Even Yuri with her limited appearance comes across as twisted. Kaji was still cool though. Anno really was surrounded by horrible ladies in his young life. Is Mari an incarnation of Moyoco Anno, and that's why he shifted to more upbeat female representation?
>>283074051Because he bats for the other team.
>>283074051He was born with an extreme lack of testosterone, and his penis doesn't work. Please understand.
>>283074051アスカはなぜ、シンジとキスしようとしたのか？それは加持に対する一種のあてつけともとれるが、その意味はわからない。いづれにしても、シンジにとってこの事件は、後を引くことがなかったのは確かである。>Why did Asuka decide to kiss Shinji? It was done out of spite in regards to Kaji, even if she didn't know the reason herself. In any case, it is clear the situation left no lingering effects on Shinji.>In any case, it is clear the situation left no lingering effects on Shinji.
>>283076803Example:
>>283074051He knew she would settle down with a nice boy named kensuke.
>>283077152I thought part of the deal with Kaworu is that the dynamic lacked any and all sexual desire, which usually complicated Shinji's relationships with girls
>>283077998It is. Sex addled people just project lust onto Shinji and Kaworu's interaction.
>>283076803Asuka had sex?!! not pure
>>283074051Because Shinji knows Asuka belongs to Kensuke.
>>283077651>>283078155>>283078209Based
>>283074051Because Shinji knows Asuka belongs to Kensuke
Uh ooooooooooooooohhh! Meltdown!
>>283078197
>>283074281>30 years and 4 movies later, the only topic that's still actively discussed is Shinji and Asuka's relationship in the original seriesTotal cultural victory.
>>283074051Reminder that this is official art.
Kensuke is the best because he don't need to pilot an evangelion to be iconic
>>283078557But isn't he iconic due to his frustration at not being an eva pilot?You wouldn't say this about Hikari
Reicucks are pathetic.
Kensuke fucking Asuka is canon!
>>283076315Watch it again or be forever filtered by chinese cartoons for children.
The series should have ended permanently after End of Evangelion
>>283076381The flimsy retcon makes even less sense.
>>283078897Sure, but what are you going to do about it?
>>283076381When Kaji kisses a woman against her will he's a romantic, when Shinji thinks about doing it then backs off he's a sex pestSociety
>>283074051Some boys are just afraid to ruin things so they dont push it. He made the right move. Idk why someone would actually want to date Asuka. The idea of accidently getting her pregnant while still a teen sounds like a life time of hell. She'd be awful to live with constantly starting fights over mundane and sometimes made up shit. Asuka straight up assaults Rei in the elevator. I could definitely see Shinji just snapping one day and killing her like in that EOE illusion. She'd be a fine friend and pal. But any kind of commitment with her just makes my stomach chur just to think about. Probably one of the worst scenarios a man could be in. Guys just find a normal girl and have some standards.
>>283078992It wasn't against her will. It was to make her shut up.>>283078924It's not a retcon. There is no change to canon. It's in the series. Probably also why the show makes it a point to bring up whenever Asuka is having a period. Let you know that Shinji did not knock her up.
asushintards going one day without making something retarded up challenge (impossible)
>>283078897How disgusting.
Asuka #1
>>283078897What the fuck is that in Asuka's hand?
>>283079528>>283079455>>283079428>>283078806>>283078790>>283078739Did the bot break down?
>>283080239Absolutely no one bends their wrist like that for a pose.
>>283080239That's clearly a two.
>>283080316It’s times two. She’s double good.
>>283080253one of the control yolks from an eva cockpit
>>283074051Her mom is hotter.
>>283078897why does Shinji looks like he actually wants to do something for once?
>>283080632That’s manga Shinji. He’s different.
>>283080679if only anime Shinji lived with his cousins rather than with a literal who teacher
>>283080632>>283080679Oh boy
>>283074051
>>283074051One of the most inaccurate things about Eva is having two unrelated 14 year olds of the opposite sex with raging hormones live together and not fuck like rabbits when the tard wrangler is passed out drunk.
>>283081785they weren't together that long, they would've eventually gotten around to having incredibly bad sex if things hadn't hit the fan for at least a few more months.
>>283081699
>>283081699>>283081879This shit was totally relevant to the plot Anno-san
>>283080730Rei's lips are fuller. Japan wins again.
>>283081879She said it! She said the thing!
>>283074051He was not allowed to. Being a virgin is required to pilot the eva.
>>283081999So they just transplant Rei to a new body once Gendo is done swimming in the reiquarium for the night or what?
>>283074051She's ugly.
>>283082070Source?
>>283082035They have a second reiquarium for that.
>>283075975agreed
>>283081785Have you considered that they're both stupid
>"yeah dude they totally had sex and it was so unimportant and inconsequential for shinji that they didn't even explicitly show it, even though a single attempted kiss on asuka sent shinji into a spiral for days, and it would have completely undermined the jerkoff scene at the start of EoE">"yeah actually they didn't show it because he was gay and loved kaworu even though he fantasized about fucking girls throughout the whole show!! he doesn't care about pussy!!!" yeah these copes have been around since evageeks
>>283082738I ain't reading all that
>>283077512>>In any case, it is clear the situation left no lingering effects on Shinji.kek
How do people still not pick up on the fact that Shinji groped Asuka at the hospital? He didn't just jerk off.
>>283082811>Shinji>touching a woman on purpose
>>283082767Not exactly surprising, he didn't think she was serious
>>283081528Why did they do it?
>>283080239
>>283074051Both were 14 and had not cultivated the emotional tools to bond. They both grow up and resolved their lingering feelings like proper adults and moved on to healthier relationships, since you can (not) go back to a past that never was.
>>283083230Then why wasn't that shown in the movie?Shikinami wasn't happy in the shack, Shinji barely interacts with Mari at allNot to mention how Mari is as old as his parents and saw him being born...
>>283083248Mari is such a retarded character
>>283077045>Man I was Shinji irl, No you aren't, you're a balding man in his 20s. This is the problem with your mindset. You aren't a teenager anymore and self-inserting into dead 90s ships consisting of two tweenagers is weird and unhealthy.
>>283083230Emotionally stunted incels will get offended at this and lash out impotently
>>283083305But isn't the idea of a girl falling out of the sky onto your lap and magically fixing all your problems in and of itself an incel fantasy?
>>283083248>Shikinami wasn't happy in the shackHeadcanon.>Shinji barely interacts with Mari at allThat's the magic of relationships anon.>>283083329>magically fixing all your problemsThat's EoE, in the rebuilds Shinji mans up and fixes everyone's shit by taking resonsability and realizing you can't go back to the past like in 3.33. You must not run, the future is out there.>>283083378Based?
>>283083400>Shikinami wasn't happy in the shack>Headcanon.She has a whole scene with Rei talking about how miserable and dehumanized she is dude
Give more Kyoko
>>283083420And then Shinji arrives, and she leaves her wonderswan behind for the first time in the movie to continually check up on himSo much for moving on, the fuck are we supposed to get from this?
>>283083420>>283083470She had everything she needed on the Shack, even people that cared for her. But she was unable to see the forest for the trees. And Shinji had to help her realize that. That's why she goes back there once again. She confronted her demons and won.
how many years it's been, Anon
>>283083525>Rei tangs the whole world so Shinji can introspect his whole lifeSure anon.
>>283083524So Aida was unable to convince her of this in 14 years but Shinji accomplished it in a couple months? And the former is supposed to be the one who cares for her?This is some fucking insane, nonsensical storytelling
>>283083553>to convince her of this in 14 years but Shinji accomplished it in a couple months?That's going to therapy and taking yor meds.
>>283083568If you're supposedly in a relationship for nearly a decade and a half and you spend all those years being miserable and yearning for your middle school crush what you need isn't therapy, it's a divorce attourney because you're clearly not getting anything out of it
>>283083623Anon, don't be that dramatic to make a point. Kensuke and Asuka weren't married. She had unresolved things and that's it. Her whole motive is just "You are (not) alone", and that's it.
>>283074281There's something off about the Asushin shiller, he has to be mentally ill for being this invested in a dead ship from 2000 years ago to post threads like this every single day. It's always like the same pictures. I don't even like eva but I thought everyone knew this ship was not a thing. I worry for OP's mental health
She had everything she needed on the Shack, even people that cared for her. But she was unable to see the forest for the trees. And Shinji had to help her realize that. That's why she goes back there once again. She confronted her demons and won.
>>283083701But it's so awfully written and presented that I cannot take it seriouslyIf we are to operate under the assumption that they truly are a couple then it makes him out to be the most inattentive, unhelpful, most emotionally unavailable partner ever depicted in the show, somehow even more than Gendo himselfHe watches Asuka struggling and being a weird hermit who inhabits his home specifically because it's the only building outside the village and doesn't lift a single finger to do anything about it, he pays more attention to Shinji and his issues than to herIs Aida truly incapable of a SINGLE gesture that can compare to a homemade bento?So many rebuild fans want to convince people that the characters moved on to happier, healthier relationships when the movie doesn't depict this at all, it's all tell don't show
>>283083797only if you don't count fujoshi, then it's kaworu and shinjibut, well, they're fujoshi
>>283083797It's a spam post. I don't get why jannies haven't shown up to clean the bot spam
>>283083797*with the mentally ill
>>283083808>that they truly are a coupleTake out the shipper googles anon, not every relationship is romantic.>doesn't lift a single finger to do anything about itAsuka calls her Ken Ken, they obviously have a close relationship. That you don't want to accept it, it's a personal choice.>Is Aida truly incapable of a SINGLE gesture that can compare to a homemade bento?See? You are still stuck in a past that never was. Same as Asuka before. Sadly, you still are unable to move on. But Asuka did it.
>>283074051Shinji isn't strong enough to do that. Asuka could beat him off(in a fight).
>>283083954Shinji must have a delayed puberty or something, dude is like 150cm tall at 14 while his dad is over 190cm
>>283083940This just makes the ending sad instead of uplifting
>>283083797No, the most popular ship is Kawoshin
>>283083329No, the idea of "fixing" a girl who doesn't need to be "fixed" (Asuka) is an incel fantasy. There's nothing wrong with Mari, or Kaworu for that matter in comparison.
>>283084085Depends on whether you're polling men or women
It's too cruel lumping males and females of the same age group together and yet its done in all schools. Shinji needs to be with girls at least 2 years his junior on account of them having a head start on puberty.
>>283084059Yes anon, they loved each other at some point, but weren't ready for it. Cruel, but that's life. How many anons lost their chance at first love because of shit like that? But the past can't hold you back, even if the future is uncertain and scary, you must not run.
>>283084120The problem is that if you segregate men and women from each other during their formstive years you end up with indian men
>>283076381>>283076803
I love Kensuke
>>283084271Yes i hate shinji. Kenken won me
>>283083940>>283084170I'm literally in that situation right know, and the fact that she reached out to me after so many years and not only does she wants to be my friend, but also genuinely likes me (but not in a romantic way anymore) fucking hurts man, and I hate that I feel this way, it's not fair for her. Maybe it's time to rewatch Eva.
Delicious 13yo body
>>283084434
Oh so that plan will destroy what is yours you fear?Well, I believe that you took something of mine and gave it away.So, I would call that a fair exchange!
>>283085015
>>283074229Cuz we want to nakadashi Asuka
>>283085084Understandable.
>I have faith in Asuka. Asuka always 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯™. Only I have to take down something much, much bigger this time... I do love Asuka, and I do not want her to get hurt in the crossfire.
>>283085238
>>283077152Maybe he has a bath fetish
>>283074051Anno is going to be endlessly raped with spikes in Hell.
>>283085391No, you see, she needed her crush to tell her that he liked her back so he could then fuck off forever with her best friend, despite the fact that he could have chosen to go back after failing to sacrifice himself
I'm mostly wondering how it would affect others and their work had Shinji really been goaded into coming out of his shell through forming a sexual relationship with Asuka.Like how would Misato feel if instead of a pair of frustrated teens at her place she had a pair of teens who were constantly fucking.
>>283078461>The kind of thing Misato does
>>283085441Misato already kind of doesn't like Asuka and low-key competes with her for Shinji's attention
>>283085551Yeah that was my thinking, they wouldn't be left to their own devices and you'd have drama just of a different kind.
>>283085441depends if its before or after shes reconnected with kaji
>>283074051He did.
>>283085441Rei wouldn't like it.
>>283084271Blue futon confirmed. Just lighting differences.
>>283085761If you think it's nice gendo let her Rei go to school. It's just stupid but still kinda cute
>>283085717What does she mean "get 𝘰𝘶𝘵 of there?"
>>283085761Cute Hikari and her cute unnamed friends.
Asuka toes in my mouth
>>283083954She kind of already did that
>>283086199I really like Asuka's feet. Rei's too when they aren't getting dismembered.
>>283074051I think the better question is how much more can Shinji nut?So, if he nuts during mating press. Can he still mount Asuka as she crawls away? Like doggy style, and then nut. At this point Asuka is about to be mind broken lying on her belly. Can Shinji still turns her over and mount her again missionary style, and then nut? Asuka is now mind broken and fertilizing her egg with Shinji's cum. Discombobulated, she tries to stand up; can Shinji grab her by the wrist and orders her ride his dick cowgirl style and then nut for the fourth time?All this intriguing questions. Evangelion truly is the ultimate Deconstruction anime. Sasuga Anno-sama.
>>28308672813 yo virgin fertile pussy btw
>>283074051"He" sure did.
Shinji, it's a hungry worldThey're going to eat you alive, son, a-yeahOh, Shinji, when their fangs sink inI'll stitch you, but then I gotta throw you back in, ohYou just try and sleep, even though you're aloneYou just close your eyes, boy, you dream of homeThe light is always on, just keep that in mindWhen you wake in the morning, you'll be satisfied'Cause there is always a wrong to your rightAnd there will always be a war somewhere to fightAnd God knows I've had some rough fuckin' yearsOoh, oh Lord, oh Lord, keep on keeping onShinji, I thought I told you thisBut I guess I was wrong, yeah yeahOh Shinji, it probably scares you nowIn the future it counts, you gotta trust me, trust me, yeah
>>283087194The series ran its course many years ago and the Rebuilds were disappointing. All that's left is waifu wars.
>>283084114>a girl who doesn't need to be "fixed" (Asuka)Why lie like this?
>>283074051I prefer mommy.
Best girl
if Shinji got Asuka teen pregnant, would they still make her pilot an Eva in that state?
>>283074051Descartes is largely unknown in japan
>>283083191Because Asuka's breasts are beautiful.
>>283088022If Nerv's a kind cyberpunk dystopia. Or the AI that reads her synchronization logs could register the hormone changes and order a lightning pill before she was conscious of anything.
>>283088022Ritsuko said once that synchro ratio isn't affected by body anomalies.Also, it wouldn't be the first time she pilots an Eva with someone else.
>>283083248>Shikinami wasn't happy in the shackBecause Kensuke wasn't around most of the time.
>>283089523I want breed virging teen asuka so badly bros.
>>283089523imagine the love-making
>>283083248>Shikinami wasn't happy in the shackBecause Kensuke wasn't around most of the time
>>283087825>t. Gendou
Imagine seeing this every day in your own homwNo wonder Shinji went insane
>>283086728
>>283074051If Anno wasn't a hack, we would've gotten this kino.
>>283092266And this is where the logo on the back of the Seele monoliths came from.You know what? That whole "Rebuild is his attempt at what he truly wanted to say" is complete and utter bullshit. Give me Arka, Rei sacrificing herself heroically and successfully, Shinji rescuing Asuka, Gendo having an actual conversation with Yui, Third Impact being successfully adverted and humans and angels achieving proper communication and understanding.>inb4 you just want a happy ending, blah, blah, blahYeah, I don't care. The pieces were there and with competent writing it could've been achieved. I don't mind the current endings, but I prefer the original more optimistic ideas.
>>283092655Yeah, taking a different direction with the Rebuild movies would have been nice. The diehard purists were always going to reject it.
>>283092655>ユダヤ系からんかThe logo is Jewish(this is not the translation of that line). I think Anno is lying when he says he puts religious themes because it was cool. I especially don't trust when he laughs, it's a cover.
>>283092655Isn't the fact that EoE is as bleak as it is essentially just a big joke about taking a property that aired on a children's TV time slot and making it super sexual, violent and bleak?
>>283086728>how much more can Shinji nut?Watch EoE and tell us.
>>283074051Too busy thinking of Rei
>>283078535There's some crazy official art out there
>>283094109This.. can't be official
>>283094651No - that one is an illustration by Meguro for a fanfic
>>283094690Nice. I love how ritsuko is enjoying asuka in that pic. Pls tell me there is a version with Rei
they mated with each other
>>283094724Meguro was notorious for drawing what would now be called "thicc" Rei; sufficiently ugly that I don't seem to have kept any in my /eva/ folder.
>>283095355>slim asuka>thicc ReiWhy
>>283093343>Isn't the fact that EoE is as bleak as it is essentially just a big jokeIs it? Genuinely have no idea.
>>283091504FUCK
>>283074051Do it!
>>283095889Schizo found a meme the can shitposst, but took it so far that instead of being funny, it's now up there with some of /a/s worse schizos
>>283095788When you read the production materials the original drafts read more like an ideon/devilman parody than anything else, instead of Asuka in the final scene they originally wanted Shinji to wake up holding a severed arm
>>283095889There's a brown pedo >>283096348 who says shit like "seething autist" who loses his mind at every Asuka thread and has a fucking meltdown
t>>283095889here's a seething autist in eva threads that loses his shit over the mention of kensuke or anything remotely negative about his favorite ship. that's why it happens.
>>283095889Cause in point of the brown pedo having a melty >>283096397>>283096348
>>283092655>oh gee it would be great if a deus ex machina swooped down from the heavens and fixed all our interpersonal issuesfiltered
>>283096625His brain is melting
>>283096995>>283096625>>283096348Stop spamming and larping
You notice how the brown pedoi >>283096625 >>283096995>>283096348is spamming the the thread and no jannies is dealing with it?
>>283097132What else is nee? He always has a melty when he shows up
Why is it necessary to post three times in a row?
>>283092655We got the happy ending.
>>283097609This stops being happy as soon as you think about it for more than 3 seconds and realize that Shinji abandoned all his friends and left them in a hellscape for no reason
>>283097694>Left them>You can clearly see Kaworu and ReiMy poor blind anon. Also. The dandelion project Kaiji started was a success so they can re start the world once again.
>>283098173Notice that those two were the only people who were no longer alive in the original world, and Shinji doesn't interact with them in the new one
>>283098173Asuka is there too.
>>283097694You basically understood nothing about the ending.
>>283098372I understand what the ending was trying to depict, I think it did not do a good job since it requires you to ignore what it shows and instead blindly believe what it saysIt's backwards storytelling
>>283096860>has nothing to do with deus ex machinaretarded
>>283074051Bah
>>283074051Asuka is so hot I wish girls were real and we could kiss in real life
There's something very cursed in this Evas thread but I can't point it out
>>283098590I feel this so much
>>283095078that's cute
>>283097522He's losing it.
>>283095078
>>283099542How can japanese read kanji? I'm serious. Hiragana and katakana are ok
>>283097491Best post ITT. Thank you ReifishGOD
>>283097609How hard were those backshots yui was getting ?
>>283078897What do these niggas need tongues and teeth for ?
>>283100934
>>283099791practice
>>283101119>on his phonetopkek
You can't just solve every problem with mating press, it's a specialty tool
>>283101422I think it’s the cuddling that would help Asuka the most.
>>283078897It did ended though.Rebuild is not a continuation.
>>283074051How would Shinji know what sex is or what are sex positions ?
>>283101970I was already addicted to porn when i was 14 in 2015, and I just realized me and shinji share a birthyear
>>283085480The Renault Alpine... WHYThis is why you don't let women driving. Ever.
>>283099542>daughter is a clone of the mother but with the father's hair color, and vice versa with the sontired of this trope
>>283102601>daughter is a clone of the mother but with the personality of the auntI like this trope
>>283101682
>>283101838For the first two movies, it seemed like it wanted to be but couldn't figure out how
>>283103000After this retard spamming the thread for hours does anyone here actually find this funny?. Better yet does this retard actually piss off Asushinfags? I mean he's a brown pedo so I don't see how any shippers would be pissed off
>>283103534if you're that annoyed with these threads then why don't you filter them?
just one of those days
>>283102261Shinji definitely does not have access to porn in his world.
>>283103564This is the thing I've never understoodIf you don't like a thread just don't click on it
>>283103601>>283103564To be fair. Even when the thread has nothing to do with Asushin he comes into it and makes it about it.
>>283103685By him I mean the retard bitching
>>283103445I’m more concerned about the multi-post spam. It’s starting to become legitimately unhinged.
>>283103823Reminds me of the image spam he used to do where it would be the same image just rotated and flipped 10 times
>>283074051Reisuka or Asukei?
>>283104487reisuka
>>283086347
>>283098756The curse of Eva
>>283105652For me the funniest part of this is how Shinji doesn't seem to react to the kiss at all, only snapping out of his daze after being pushed into the elevator
>>283074051She's weird
>>283106377>anniversary of mom's death>kissingHow the FUCK are these two concepts even related? What pisses me off is Shinji didn't even bother calling out this statement of hers as weird.
>>283106449It's a really awkward and poorly thought out segway between her failed attempt to relate to him about his mother's death, and the act she wants to do
Okay, but his mom did see that.
>>283091504>asuka canonically has pink pantsu
Camping with Ken ken
>>283101119I can't get over how the most significant piece of NGE media in decades was a McDonalds ad
>>283082620why would she expect that from a guy like Shinji? she liked Kaji
>>283095078don't fap you kill babies
>>283107257he's the most accomplished eva pilot by far and frequently displays unexpected heroism and bravery under duress, guess she thinks someone like that MUST (or should) be a gallant, confident manher very first interaction with him is about how she didn't expect to look and act like a meek little boy, only for her to then bring her along to her eva in an attempt to impress him
>>283107336You are talking about Kenken
>>283107534
>>283107534>gallant, confidentno? dude is a LARPer weirdo who sells creepshots in alleyways
I remember laughing as an idiot inside the eva store at hakone beacuse some KEKsuke stickers.
>>283107257He saved her from a fiery death with no protection and without being ordered to
>>283108262>no protection>his eva is God
>>283108549it still gets trashed often, like when Ramiel melted it and almost killed Shinji
>>283074051Women are frightening.
>>283074051Because he's a fag, did you even watch the show?
>>283108813
>>283109251Shinji is bi. He likes pussy but he wouldn't dislike a goon session with kaworu
This is Asuka and Rei's future.
>>283107257sometimes from her perspective it seems like he understands, but also she doesn't understand what it is he needs to understand beyond a gut feeling (that she's also in denial about) so all of her attempts to get attention from him are filtered through multiple layers of dysfunction, which is why they backfire
https://files.catbox.moe/kla5yb.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/hqnpzw.pngThis is Asuka & Rei in the future.
Why Asuka moved to japan? In Germany she had a Turk chad ready to breed her
>>283074229>How did online Evangelion discourse reach such an abysmal state?I am the only Alpha male who is willing to drop the truthbomb. Evangelion is badly written shite which is only propped up by midwits and opinion makers. It has nothing going for it except for the effort of overworked bubble economy era animators and "fanservice". The reason why it has staying power is because Japan is honest about liking it for the "fanservice" and the Western audience's aforementioned midwits and opinion makers pretend that the completely irrelevant Christian imagery, less than surface level ""hidden meaning"" and basic bitch writing is actually super deep and special and you see um you need to be in a special state of mind to understand Evangelion.eureka7 is the Evangelion of the 00s but at least it was originally supposed to have a plot twist and not just be filled with just waifufaggotry. Evangelion never had any intentions of delivering good writing.TL;DR Evangelion's online discourse is a product of the audience it wants. Midwit masturbators.
>>283110417There wouldn't be any ginger German girls to begin with, by that point. Asuka herself should've had dark skin and a monobrow if she was truly Neo German.
Post the SIRP Misato pretentious panel
>>283110870Can confirm, I am the only girl who looks like Asuka in all of Dusseldorf
>>283112761pic or gtfo
>>283108813leave the boy alone, he's confused
>>283111760Not sure wdym but take this
Imagine seeing this and just stay there standing like a sissy turbofaggot instead of mating press and breeding her non stop
>>283114859in case you forgot, he had seen his best friend's head explode in a bloody fashion and was tremendously traumatized
>>283115203Yeah, he was staring at the collar, not at her
>>283115203Kaworu wasn't his best friend. He wasn't even a friend.
>>283115414True but all his former colleague acted like complete dicks to him in 3.0
>>283115308he was blanked out until he suddenly came to and the first thing he saw was the collar.
>>283115414Kaworu was the closest thing to a friend for him in 3.0
>>283077045When I was 13-14. I was an angry shit. I sexually more aggressive than Shinji. But If I didn't like her and she hit me, 1000% would have slapped her. Did that to a girl in middle school once, and she said I was her boyfriend LOL. She did slap me first tho after playing tag, for no reason.
>>283115617First off, were you an orphan and lived isolated from everyone?
I never really liked Asuka until I saw footage of a Japanese cosplayer literally pouring multiple ounces of sweat out of the skintight latex Asuka plugsuit “boot” she peeled off her foot after a photoshoot. I then fell in love with Asuka.
>>283115414hi evageeks
>>283115760Sorry to tell you but that wasn't sweatThose suits are filled with water to avoid friction burns and to keep the surface from wrinkling by making it bulge out
>>283114859What a stick, no ass, no tiddies.
>>283115836It’s all good. Ever worn one of those rubber workout suits before?Even with what you’re saying, plenty of what came out of that thing would have been sweat if she kept it on through the photoshoot (which I assume she did because I think the one I saw tore on removal)
>>283116160ZAMN
SIRP > REBUILDS
>>283074051>give a girl emotional problems and bullshit drama>WOW SO REALISTIC SHES MY WAIFUwhy are people like this
>>283116396I want a Rei waifu because she awkard as me
>>283115760I've sent that clip on ig to all my frens, even female to let them know i'm a perv
I don't know how Asuka got the reputation of being a bitch, she isn't even all that bad whenever she's not being actively antagonized
>>283117973She basically no more evil than a typical cheerleader. Which is kinda evil but not all that bad.
>>283074281some series are just cursed on /a/. its why theres almost always some berserk bait thread. you unironically have to go to other boards to have a better discussion
>>283117172O-omophobic ayanami>>283118118This even if in my country we don't have cheerleaders
>>283101682followed by tongue kissing in missionary going raw with leglock
gay
>>283118733Berserk threads aren't too badAnd neither are eva threads when the usual suspects aren't around
>>283116445Rei's hair in real life would look so off-putting
>>283121814I thought it was Asuka who was supposed to be the demonShe's even red and has little horns
>>283116445Tiny Rei doesn't work for me. Because of the self-insertion as Shinji or the thicc Mogudan version.
>>283123414>those earsKEK
Oh, to be lightly misted in Asuka's spittle while she screams in my face and calls me an idiot
>>283124295i bet it shimmers like morning dew
>>283123482That was AI generated by me sar
>>283074835>WAAAAAH WHY WON'T YOU OVERPOWER ME AND RAPE ME WAAHWhy is she like this?
>>283124877two X chromosomes
>>283074229>I know it's been like this for a whileIts been like this since at least 2007 my dude. Evangelion has been discussed to death and back and the Rebuilds are not even worth discussing outside of shitposts.
>>283125741decades of ad hom arguing about the girls doesnt count as discussion
>>283074051he'd have to deal with the fallout every day afterwards, he lives in the same placedon't shit where you eat
>>283126059too many people completely misunderstand the show, basing their understanding of it on baseless internet memes
>>283116358ASUKA IMPREGNATION
Reipe
>>283129205that is NOT Shinji
>>283074051Kensuke did
no good deed goes unpunished
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhztWK4WqhU
>>283131140Nice pants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo9AH4BcPbE
>>283131140lmao
You can post naked Rei whitout getting banned
If you put your dick inside Rei, can she consume it?
>>283133282Seems that way.
>>283133179one of the best sight gags in the series
>>283133726Imagine the smell
>>283105275this artstyle doesn't fit the characters
>>283133282
>>283133901They're a bit bigger
>>283133282What about TEH REI?
>>283134117BIGGEST
>>283134241Fuck
>>283134241soulless booba
>>283136059>>283136099
For me, it's Rei.If Shinji is to get a GF, his best bet is Rei since Rei is legitimately a good girl and great wife material.
>>283136461>Rei is legitimately a good girl and great wife material.Only manga rei, not anno's rei
>>283136488Anno's Rei is also wife tier.Shinji said so himself.
>>283136498>>283136461Also she isn't a cunt like Asuka
>>283136510True. I wish Anno would disown Asuka like he did Rei, so Asushin fans will all rope.
>>283136534He gave her the Kensuke treatment
>>283136543Not enough
>>283136611>>283136630Why are you pretending to make out the other guy out asa spammer?
I know the moment the Reishin posting started up it was gong to be him
>>283136611>>283136630 Why are you pretending to make out the other guy out asa spammer?
That's right, it's me! The boogeyman that makes you squirt diarrhea out of your anushole! All me btw!Kensuke fucks Asuka's cunt into oblivion every night!
>>283123414Gladly Asucuck got BANG'd in snother contonuity, too much to P, Pee, Poo and scatwerfags dismay.
>>283085480>flipped car>vodka bottle>panties around ankle>bottomless boy running awayI don't even want to know what happened here
>>283114859>>283116160
>>283137454You forgot the VCR camera
>>283136940asuka getting backshots
>>283074051Why don't comers just kill themselves right here and now?
>>283074051Faggotism
>>283123414Humans in general are the demons in evangelion. The children of lilith
>>283138347Didn't evangelion pander to coomers from the get go?
>>283086199
>>283074051Isn't he gay?
>>283137063Kys chensoifag
>>283136461Rei is a non characterEven kaworu got more characterisation than her
>>283074051This is their future.
Is it time to post the line art nipples?
>>283139449It's time for Asuka to explode
>>283139449Kensuke is such a lucky dog!
>>283139382basic bitch retard
>>283116358
>>283083191Whose they? The author is a man
>>283143485Rei is literally the mother of man.Asukafags will never not be jelly
>>283135309PUFFY
misato >>>>>>> asuka >>>>>>>>> rei
>>283147161Truth
misato > rei >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sh*tsuka
>>283147710you accidentally wrote your post backwards bro
