Monkey's paw: You're waifu becomes real and loves you, but only calls you by the name of the protagonist/love interest of the anime she's from. You cannot legally have your name changed, no pet names, and she will always think of you as [Boy's name] throughout your entire life togetherwill you still accept it?
She is the protagonistShe has no love interest
What if she is the protagonist?
>>283116625>She has no love interestasexual? yikes>>283116633she must have a love interest
it'd make more sense if she thought you were still the protag from the series. So you either decline right away, or commit to basically turning the protag into yourself for a sort of reverse-cucking of the monkey paw premise
My waifu is a vengeful tortured spirit who hates all of humanity but not me because reasons. So there is no other love interest. I’m good.
>>283116592Clarification:Does sheA: Call me only by the given name the protagonist has?B: Call me only by the name/word she uses for the protagonist, despite his real name?Because if it's B, we have a deal.
>>283116828no pet names, so A
>>283116705>she must have a love interestNo. Watch something other than romcoms.
>>283116910but I do
>>283116851"Senpai" is not a pet name, it's a honorific."Monkey's paw" means "monkey's paw". As in, stickler to the verbatim rules, meaning B is a viable option in the precise wording of the original question.Since we have established that B is valid, I'll take the deal.
>>283117005uzaki doesnt always call him senpai tho
>>283117039Ultimately, I don't care. I still would take the deal if it boiled down to option a. Give me a few months to get used to my new name and a few years to learn Japanese properly, and I'm all set.
They don't officialy have a love interest and if they do they'd call him Trainer, so I'm good
>>283116592I choose the waifu with the most generic non-descriptive male lead, whose character and qualities I easily embody, so that I am him and she loves me.
Would she call me "Yui"? That'd be a little strange
>Mugi calls me YuiWeird but okay
>and loves youyes
>>283119979>>283120180in the case of dykes yes, youd be called [girl's name]
>>283116592Does she still come with subtitles?
>>283120719How does one even explain that in a public setting? Would they hear someone else say my real name and get confused? Or would they hear other people say my real name as "yui" as well?
>>283121027I think theyd be more shocked to see a cartoon girl
>>283120719This is just getting into tranny territory at this point
>>283116592Not a problem for me.
