When should a magical girl retire?
Two options here.A) marriage + children vowing never to let her kids anywhere near the industryB) becaome villainess.
I'd put sperg kids in her
>>283146085The magic can't be that good if it doesn't prevent aging.
>>283146085>>283146091UHHGGGi want to hug this HAG so much
>>283146751The whole point of magical girls is that they embody puberty. If anything, it would accelerate aging, not prevent it.
she looks like a lolicon
>>283146091You shouldn't use quotation marks for emphasis
>>283146085>>283146091>Bro I'm just going to give her eyebags and two lines of wrinkles, she's totally 30 dude
>>283147013When did people start thinking lolicon (pedophile) means loli/lolita?
>>283147819around 2015 or so
>>283147013That's what happens when she's surrounded by youthful JSs and JCs
>>283147730>30 years old should loook 50
>>283146085Magical girls should never retire, they should die in combat against the greatest threats so that the younger girls are inspired to take their place.
>>283147730that's literally what happens if you don't abuse fast food and cigarettes
tfw 30my life is over
>>283146085Do you really get tired at 30?
>>283148928Yes
>>283148928If you're fit and healthy, you literally feel the same... In fact, even if you're not healthy and you're just fit, you also feel the same.
>>283148928There is a reason why boxing experts will began having doubts when a boxer reaches 30+
>>283148928Generally 25 is the average human's peak, and the body starts to decline from there. If you're healthy, it would be less noticeable until your mid-late 30s.
>>283148928you get tired whenever you don't exercise and eat slop all the time, regardless of age.
>>283149118If you're 25 now and start exercising/eating healthy can you still salvage things?
>>283147855No, that's when they started confusion loli with irl pedoshit.
>>283146085>>283146091I fucking love hag mahou shoujos so much, bros
>>283149144Yes. If you could start today, right now, taking one step at a time to a healthier and more active lifestyle, you will be far better off for it down the road.This is true at any age, so you 30-40+ anons need to get to it as well.
>>283146085>>283146091>eyebagsI thought that was just the awful trend of where Japanese woman put some kind of make up under their eyes and make them look swollen.
>>283149316>awfulIt's attractive
>>283147730Yeah? Not everyone ages like shit or a zoomer.
>>283149424Yippee, a generation war post!
>>283146085Another twitter oneshot by this guy?
>>283148928Not really. Your ceiling for peak performance declines, but it's only relevant for professional athletes competing at the highest level. If you stay fit aging doesn't matter until you're around 50-ish, since the body becomes more prone to injury from wear and it's harder to recover from. The accumulated wear and tear is what does people in, most older people will have destroyed their legs and hips from decades of walking and running on ubiquitous hard pavement that didn't exist back when humans evolved to stand upright. Nothing to do with sexy magical hags but the more you know.
>>283149358>It's attractiveThey looked diseased.
>>283149144yeah
>>283148928From personal experience, not noticeably so.Watch our for the back injuries after 30, though.
>>283149588>>283148928>>283148993>>283149118The peak age for running performance is 50, and it only begins to decline after 70.Assuming you're active and eat correctly you can be strong and capable well into old age. Almost all issues and diseases people attribute to old age are actually just nutritional deficiency and lack of exercise. There are 80 year old gymnasts and powerlifters.
>>283149628Nah
>>283148439She's abusing cigarettes in the OP image though.
>>283146085>>283146091I'd marry that hag.
>>283146990The magic slowly corrupts the magical girl and then becomes an evil onee-san who tries to rape all the little girls around her. Sounds hot.
>>283146085Everyone knows that womb tattoos (which EVERY magical girl gets) kills all their eggs and dooms them to a childless future
>>283149588>If you stay fit aging doesn't matter until you're around 50-ishFriendly reminder that cell division is a game of chance.
>>283150316Luckily for them the demon lord's super semen can turn even a barren old hag into a virulent seedbed capable of birthing millions of children!
>>283146085When she loses her virginity, the magical spirits are being cheap asses and refusing to make more magical girls
>>283147730I had worse eyebags as a teenager because of the chronic sleep deprivation.
>>283149188When even anime characters call in-universe pedophiles lolicons, how much longer can you continue to call loli complex different from pedophilia? Lolicon literally comes from the book Lolita, which was about a PEDOPHILE attracted to his underage step-daughter. Read a book, loser.
>>283146085>>283146091it's hentai isnt it
>>283151608No, it's fanbox bait.
>>283148928If you've been at all athletic earlier in life you'll have fucked up your body to the point where you can't sleep as well as you used to, which has an impact on recovery from further injury or activity in general.Same with being fat. If you've been fat before 30, you've done a lot of damage to your body as well.The ideal way to live is to avoid sports, and do very low impact activity just barely enough to keep yourself from being fat, and then eat only healthy food. Then always get a lot of sleep, and manage your body fat. Do that and you'll stay in good health for a very long time. Do a moderate amount of standing and walking to avoid needing a walker and the death spiral that comes from that.If I could do it all again, I would do far less and sleep more, and never eat any grains at all.
>>283151668>If you've been at all athletic earlier in life you'll have fucked up your bodyThis only really applies if your being "athletic" is reaching semi-professional (collegiate sports) levels or higher. Or doing excessive amounts of weightlifting and things like that. Casual sports and physical activities are fine, just avoid overstressing your heart and joints.
>>283146751that's how witches are made
>>283147730That's 30 when you eat actual food and take care of yourself.
>>283151668nigga put down the cheese balls and take a fucking walk, it's not going to kill you
>>283151608I wish
>>283152059She's Japanese, anon. She probably only eats discounted konbini shit and beer.
>>283146085>>283146091You know it be funny if someone made a vanilla H of this, and then followed it up with monster ntr sequels ugh >>283152206Exactly she'd look good, but be dying on the inside
>>283148928No. I'm 36 and out of shape, but I still go on walks and hikes all the time and I have a sorta physical job. As long as you stay somewhat active but also not doing back breaking labor you'll be fine. Honestly its stress that gets to you more than age in your 30's.
>>283146085>smokershe's probably a chronic masturbator too
>>283146085>>283146091Girls that don't dress their age is cute! CUTE!
>>283149358No, you're just a fucking faggot.
>>283148928Absolutely.
>>283146085Why isn't she married by now?
batman made it to 60https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NZSTEjIeU4
>>283152566I love women and you don't, tranny
>>283152362Just watch Okusama wa Mahou Shoujo to skip the hentai part and go straight to the NTR.
>>283146085>>283146091god I love hags
>>283147730I thought the point was that she's aging internally.
>>283146085>>283146091god she's so old and that's hot
>>283153086Only because they're younger than the average /a/non
>>283146085I'd reward her with so much creampie sex if I was her manager what a hot girl.
When their meaty belly starts poking out of their outfit, at which point they become breeding sows
>>283146091i felt that atama ga
>>283151668>If you've been at all athletic earlier in life you'll have fucked up your body Every single study agrees that athletes live longer and healthier lives than the general public. https://bjsm.bmj.com/content/55/4/206>Olympic athletes live 5 years longer than their non-olympic counterparts>The ideal way to live is to avoid sports, and do very low impact activity just barely enough to keep yourself from being fat, and then eat only healthy food. Then always get a lot of sleep, and manage your body fat. Do that and you'll stay in good health for a very long time. Do a moderate amount of standing and walking to avoid needing a walker and the death spiral that comes from that.This is all great advice but your body needs high-impact activity to build up resistance to it. Running and jogging are two of the most healthy things a person can do regularly.Cake Magical Girl is going to outlive all of her gen alpha peers because they'll quit before they're thirty and get fat.
>>283153548>>283153548>meaty bellyWrongIf they stay magical girls until their 30s, they'll be toned and low-fat.
>>283146085when she outgrows her costume
>>283153767>Running and jogging are two of the most healthy things a person can do regularly.To a point. Once you're getting up there in age (60+, maybe 50s for some), they increase your risk of heart attacks from overstressing the heart.
>>28314892834 here, I started to get really hairy and smell bad and get back pain.
>When should a magical girl retire?If you haven't defeated the villains within 365 days then you shouldn't be alive. 15 years? That's 15 different villain organizations. What's this bitch doing? Let the new generation take over.
>>283154141>keep saving new generations asses for decades behind the scenes>they become complacent and weak but also ungrateful and arrogant>but if you do retire they will all fucking die and civilians will suffer
>>283146085The old WTA way: Career Ending Pregnancy
>>283154668Magical Girl Shoelacer
>>283155146>>283154668>>283154141Okay but this sounds kinda cool
>>283154668I want to say there's a premise like this already but idk which one it is. Something about the protagonist being the evil general trying to save the Magical Girl spinster.
>>283146085When they get married!
>>283152078Walking won't kill me, but cycling and soccer and other things basically did.Cheese is good for you, in the right caloric amounts.>>283153767Living longer but in pain from numerous sports injuries isn't worth it. A little stress on your body is beneficial, and that goes for every possible type of stress, but when you start actually breaking things, it adds up quick and causes a lot of other problems in the process. And there comes a time in your life (though probably later than you'd expect) when it's better to cut out the stress entirely and coast on maintenance mode.I generally agree that jogging is a relatively good way of exercising, if you have good form. At least until a certain age.
