Best soundtrack of the season since they used the John Williams of Japan to compose.https://youtu.be/8I9E4nzghfM?t=605
>>283146478
why is beta tamamo so sex
https://youtu.be/Q1nneYE4bgw
innocent vulnerable humans MUST stay vigilant against uma infiltrators who pose as fellow safe humans to let their guard down before they proceed to take advantage of this trust for their vile umapyoi intentions
>>283153473thighhighsjacket sliding off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPA22Wm7j78this right here is the sickest music of the entire umamusume series
>>283154343Isn't she more stacked?
>>283154343cute ningen, wonder what's in her bag
>>283154343Something about this ningen woman feels... off
>>283154343>imagine getting tricked into fucking a tight pleasurable umanko
>>283153197OYM must really like smoking grass to be lying on the floor like that.
>>283155443
>>283155443she wrapped her titties so the disguise worked betterpay the butler is a master stalker that read her like a book, unfortunately
Damn, they finally remember Oguri existed, it only took 3 episodes...
>>283155443The anime nerfed a bunch of characters' chests and gave it all to Oguri instead
>>283155443She wrapped her tits very tight
>>283153197Man all the new horse girls are cooler than Oguri. I thought the french horse was going to be my number 1 but the American horse Obey Your Master is so cool.
>>283153473
i love king halo, the official wife of team ascella
>>283156184The mutt claimed yet another old geezer..
>>283155841>meet a cute girl while shopping one day>you two just start talking about random stuff>really hit it off; you both seem really interested in each other>only odd thing is her utter refusal to remove her hat>eh, whatever>you exchange numbers>after a few weeks she invites you back to her place after a date.>oh fuck this is it, you think>she cooks a nice carrot stew for dinner>you start feeling a bit woozy after finishing up but play it off as nervousness>black out >wake up feeling like shit>she walks in; her hat isn't on>she was a fucking Uma>hands you a piece of paper>it's a registration form to become her trainer>you apparently signed it while blacked out and it's already been ratified.>now you're stuck tardwrangling this girl every day making sure she sticks to her training regiment>all while being harassed by the other Umas she attends school with>some green bitch keeps telling you to focus on her Guts training whenever she loses badly in a race but you KNOW that's bullshit.>she also keeps a hat on at all times; probably another fucking Uma trying to mess with you.Don't let this be you. Stay safe out there anons.
>>283156184there are no french horses in this anime
>>283156440might be mistaking the italian one who's known for winning a big French international competition (the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe, but it's not just french horses that compete, it's even an event scenario in the uma game at some point, it's like the french equivalent of the Breeder's Cup in NA as a big expensive prestigious race)
>>283155841>imagine getting tricked into getting savagely defiled by evil umanko and forced to nakadashiftfy
>>283156670I would gladly be a stud and bring as many ponies into the world as possibleeven if they're mediocre at racing they can still do wrestling and other sports or even be fucking warhorses
>>283156184To be honest, I find it strange the idea of portraying a horse with zero wins as if she was a master of strategy and data.
>>283156763>zero winsit's a sport with 16 competitors at once. This is her NA race records. I won't spoil her Japanese ones but you gotta be retarded to think "2nd to 3rd best horse in america" makes somebody a jobber.
>>283156860My problem isn't whether she's a jobber or not. I just find the narrative construction odd. She's a master strategist, but at the same time, she has no victories, and no one in the anime has any hype about her, Are her strategies really that good?She'll probably do well, since she's more focused than the others horses, but I'd rather they didn't try to sell her to me as a super strategist without any support
>>283157049>. She's a master strategist, but at the same time, she has no victories....In America, where the average G1 winning japanese horse would be coming in 10th place. "Yeah, I get that she's a Silver medalist at the olympics, but she's got no victories, why are they making her out to be a strategist?"
https://youtu.be/vPA22Wm7j78I like this song.
>>283156664toni biancashe's based on tony bin, who was bred in ireland and trained in italy
>>283157049literally her whole deal is being the dark horse joker card that came out of nowhere
>>283157085But the anime doesn't paint her as a silver medal, they put her as a random without any hype. Thematically, it's strange. She's an overconfident data master whose data show 0 wins.
>>283157102the trumpets go hard on this one, best one for me
>>283157170>She's an overconfident data master whose data show 0 wins.The whole point is that she's going under the radar precisely because she has """"'zero wins""", which to dumbasses including most of the media, and even people like (You) apparently means they're nothing special, because you need to dig deeper and actually look into her race records to see that while she has zero G1 wins going into the Japan Cup, she's extremely consistent at placing Top 2 or Top 3.Horse Racing is a literal gambling sport. You can be extremely misleading with stats by saying shit like "X has a 0% winrate!" while being technically correct, but if you look at PLACEMENT stats instead suddenly that "losing" horse is beating 95% of the competition regularly. What you're saying is "strange" is literally playing into the narrative lmao, you're underestimating her just like the media and most people did because "Came 2nd place in a bunch of American G1s" doesn't sound as flashy as "WOOOOW JAPANESE TRIPLE CROWN WINNER!" even if winning the triple crown domestically is like being a Little League champion of your kindergarten compared to international competition.
>>283157102Erotic jefuty back>>283157272>t. oldman chasing mutt blondie
>>283157344>>t. oldman chasing mutt blondiethe patrician horse for ojisans to lust after is fuji kiseki her trainer is /literally me/
>>283153473The scene where Toraina was playing with this gremlin was way too cute. Did someone make or saved a webm?
>>283157556yes, there were plenty
>>283156670Kitahara is in his 40s, Oguri needs to hurry and milk him before he isn't fertile anymore.
>>283157637May I see them?
>>283157725Too late Berno and Norn had squeezed him dry
>>283157102>>283155338Hoping he does the one where Kitahara first approaches Oguri at the end of episode 1>Cap... As in peak...
>>283156763The manga already addressed all your gay ass complaints. Read the manga.
>>283157727nyo, look for them yourself
Didn’t know Uoka is that badass. I love her more now.
>>283153197>>283153616if you like the cinderella gray OST, try the world trigger OST. same composer and he basically recycled world trigger OST for all of cinderella grayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uiFCSr2Spc
>>283159343Both Vodka and Scarlet got done insanely dirty by this franchise.
>>283156210SEXXXXXXXXX
>>283158750Already did.
T. Bianca has very kissable lips.
occhahoi~
>break next week
>>283160312AW FUCK
Fuck horses
My heart breaks for this girl.
>>283153197Goo Goo Babies with Michelle Ma' Baby
Staygoldsaurus
>>283160582she looks more threatening with the new artstyle
>>283161304
>>283159768Lips made for eating pasta
>>283159781occhahoi~
>>283161808How would she react to getting surprise smooched?
>>283161513Where's your series, Rudolph?
Norn rape
>>283159548And Here's the webm. I wanna spoil this speedforce sensitive goblin too.
>>283162148you'd be forced to marry her and she'd drag you back to italy as a live-in son in law living with her mother until you're 35
>>283162167The only interesting part of Rudolf’s career is losing to Katsuragi Ace.
>>283162167Not allowed. Kaichou's puns must remain behind closed doors.
>>283162448Oh no, how terrible Haha.
>>283162148She'll be extremely pissed off and will pull down your pants, bend you over her lap and fingerblast your ass like a piston until you're squirting cum like a broken pipe.
>>283162167>Where's your series, Rudolph?rudolf's series was basically s2 with Teio. Adapting Symboli Rudolf's career into anime would be difficult since she's simply too consistent, the best way to handle it would be with the racing in the background and focusing more on worldbuilding and how Tracen functions since she takes first place almost every time.
Umamusume. They are born to run.They will continue to run, aiming only toward the goal in front of them.
>>283154343She looks adorable with that getup.
>>283162930Does this mean we’ll never get an Almond Eye season?
>>283163658if we got an almond eye season it would probably just be Idolm@ster: Uma Edition and focus on the idol half of the franchise
