What would their band name be?
>>283211026Bocchi the Halal desu
>>283211036More like Bocchi the Infidel because music is haram
>>283211049It's not if it praises Allah.
>>283211026Bocchi and the Stone
>>283211049this desu >>283211055
>>283211026ho-kago stoning time, rock is haram for deodorant dodgers
>>283211026>How to instantly spot Indonesians
>>283211026>hair dorito sewn into the hijablol cute
>>283211026To borrow from an ancient 4chan thread:Quran Quran, Rolling Stoners, Jihad Me at Hello
>>283211083nobody really cares about haram except in places the CIA intentionally destabilized
Is there an announcement coming soon?
>>283211225Yes, there is an announcement for the release date of Mahoako S2 soon.>no verification
>>283211155This, only Afghanistan is autistic about haram
>>283211155yeah but it's still haram, I don't make the rules but then again the rules also say you should make out with a rock with a bunch of other unwashed men
>>283211257I hear you can't say that word on /vt/
>>283211155>muh cia yeah sure.
>>283211383look it up
>>283211383Hi glowie
>>283211026the Stoners
>>283211026Bocchi The Resistance: Destroy All Imams, they cannot isekai to heaven with 77 virgos.>>283211049also true
>>283211417>>283211420haram policing isn't just stoning hags and throwing fags off the buildings. it's a huge campaign both virtually and real life, and yes, it happens everywhere in the middle east.
>>283211477islam isn't even the dominant culture everywhere in the middle east
Mohammed RabbiPink Yaum al-jum`aKessoku Band - cosplaying for their Bongistani fans.
>>283211026Big Ben Bop.
BTW everyone posting ITT is getting arrested for hate-speech and sentenced to life.
>>283211026Bocchi the ٱلْحَجَرُ ٱلْأَسْوَد
>>283211026The Gaza Strip
>>283211083>ho-kago stoning time
>>283211026The Gaza Gazettes
Last week I dropped therapy and stop taking my medication. Kita is everything I need in this world.
>>283212091quit 4chan too while you're at it else you're a liar
>>283212105What's a 4chan?
>>283212255Idk I’m just here from the Instagram group chat
>>283212255a place where weirdos like you and me exist
Stealth indog thread, do not reply
CAAARE!
>>283212340is that like updog?
Updog can refer to a yoga pose known as "upward-facing dog," where the practitioner lies prone with their torso lifted and supported by their arms. It is also a humorous term used in a joke format to trick someone into asking, "What's updog?" to which the response is, "Nothin', what's up with you?"
>WHATS UPDOG?
wots all this then?
>>283211026Bocchi the battered
>>283211383>Yeah America fucking sucks and the government sucks and is corrupt but claiming the three letter agencies do bad things is friggin crazy my dudeI really don't understand this sentiment
>>283212592it's called patriotism
Kita the bluesky
>>283211340/vt/ is /int/ but for brown people so it tracks
>>283213014>colorism
>>283211026The Throwing StonesQuran QuranGuns and MosesIraq and RollMecca DeathRage against the CrusadesBomb Jovi
>>283211049Only orthodox South Asian, MidEastern and Brit Muslims think that. SEAsian Muslims are alright with music as long as you don't go raving, missing your prayers and stuff - the view is that such art shouldn't make one worship anything else besides God, art to teach faith re: the Wali Songo and their wayang etc is alright even
>>283211026Suicide band
Every church, mosque, temple, shrine, synagogue, "holy place" etc should be razed to the ground and replaced with something useful.
Ahh Geez I don’t know Rick…
>>283212592I am not even muttoid. just tired of the usual act of putting blame on literally anything but themselves. buddy cia can't even exert control on south America anymore let alone middle east. they are running purely off the fumes of cold war projects.
>>283211049Nowhere in the sacred texts of Islam does it say that music is haram, or only permissible when praising God. It's a modern political invention that's been exacerbated over time by Arab leaders trying to one-up themselves and ruining it for the rest of ust. Argentine Muslim
>>283211993Post the rest.
>>283213204It's what their holy book says. Most muslims don't follow it though aside from no pork.
>>283211026Ryou best girl.
>>283214594goes without saying
>>283214594this but kita
>>283214652>this but kita
>>283214652this
>>283213267So that’s it? We some kinda, what, suicide band?
>>283212255The CIA's incel factory
>Nijika is living a fulfilling married life>the rest of them are suffering and wishing they could go back to the good old daysMy sides. This artist sure did them dirty.
What would be the ideal wife? Bocchi, shy and withdrawn or Kita, outgoing and friendly?
>>283215382>What would be the ideal wife?Ryou
>>283215491elaborate
>>283215491gone to get milk since 3 years?
>>283215491a good inheritance would be coming your way at least
>>283215382someone that isn't a minor
>>283211383Mossad aswell
>>283216249CIA asset
>>283215382SeikaGuaranteed that if she got pregnant, she would strive to become the perfect mother and housewife.
>>283215382Nijika, no questions.
>>283215197Me on the left.
>>283214393
>>283216463
>>283216480
>>283216505
Any muzzies here? Is anime haram?
>>283216528
>>283216595Thank you Osama for the clarification.
>>283216595>K-On is the official anime of IslamHilarious.
>>283211026Haram Rock.
>>283211026We are Ladyparts
>>283216288Other way around.
>>283217500>Seika when she hears
>>283216463>>283216480>no kiss on the lipsWe were robbed.
>>283214344disgusting mudslime.
>>283211026Kessoku Sand
>>283219019Bad Ruri. Bad gremlin.
>>283211036>>283211049>>283211055>>283211155lol Islam is so retarded
>>283219019
>>283219782Slut
https://youtu.be/lK7CVNyBALo?si=q9hxHVPMPXo-mnlS
>>283219782she's going to rape me...
Bocchi…
>>283219782Why is Kita making the lesbian pose?
rim my ass pose*
>>283215382Kita for me. I'm already withdrawn fro others as is. I need a woman that can help me get out more and talk to other people on a more regular basis. It used to come like second nature to me but the pandemic fucked up a lot of my social skills and I haven't really recovered since. Plus, she's a cute redhead with green eyes (blue also works but blue-green is best) that plays guitar. That's like the perfect wife right there.>>283216241High school aged girls are at the optimal age for love, marriage, sex and starting a large family.
>>283219529Evolved!
>>283221993We could all use someone who literally radiates genuine kindness out of their body
>>283211026Bocchi the Rocked
Bocchi lost house
>>283211026Zutt in Butt
Bocchi the vampire
Semi-NSFW
Is Kiturd is haram or halal?
Bocchi the picnic
>>283223286Too bad such people are in such short supply. The world would be a better place if they more common. Así es la vida.
Smooching with the happy drunkard.
>>283223651It always makes me laugh to see the tourists start using one of the new terms from their echo chamber here
>>283211049Doesn't say that in the Quran.>>283216528No. The only rule is not drawing Mohammed - and the whole point of that, is not to idolise prophets above god. There's no rule for>gee, we really need to stop people centuries later from having moving pictures!in any abrahamic religion. But, just like with Christianity, you get sects started or controlled by the powerful, who use it baselessly as their justification for censorship. With Christianity, these people rely on the opinions of "saints" for this, and with Islam they rely on "hadiths".
>>283224622Anti-idolatry really does mean such a severe form of censorship that anime would be forbidden. Idolatry is not some mystical “worship of idols” nonsense, idolatry was the ancient art of using images to communicate complex ideas in a visceral way that alters the reality of the observer. The reason the Mesopotamians enshrined a set of sacred image/names with titles like “throne” and “craft of the smith” in their civic temples and why Athenians put a divine parthenos on the hill to oversee democracy is that the belief was that these idols shaped the world around them through their observers who became possessed by the ideas infused into the images (and from taking so many drugs you start hallucinating about talking statues). Every idea about politics and the organization of society was accompanied by its own sustaining idolatry, which is precisely why Christian fundamentalism targeted both schools and shrines when destroying civilization. The Abrahamic texts really do advocate for stripping away everything from culture but submission to masters, because it all arises from nomadic slave trading cults which grew into dangerous international gangs and finally into nation wrecking fundamentalism. Do you think these cults that are dedicated to enslaving and veiling women would be happy with the image of the beautiful fighting girl? No, that’s the exact image of Lady Babylon that is mortal enemy of the church.
Bocco Haram
>>283211026Music isn't allowed in Islam.
>>283216525
>>283225009>Anti-idolatry really does mean such a severe form of censorship that anime would be forbidden. I'm not reading the rest of that shit. I don't worship Bocchi, you blabbering retard, lol. There's no prohibition on fictional characters or music in any of these religions in any of their books.
>>283225433not sure how to feel about these twitter like challenges
>>283211026Bocchi the Infidel (music is haram)
>>283226870I'm trying to be open minded but this post is completely insane and I have no idea how anyone could possibly arrive at any of these interpretations reading those chapters
>>283211026Voice of Baceprot
>>283211067>double pun off of Bocchi the Rock and how muslims stone peopleUnderrated
>>283226870Finally I understand Christianity.
>>283227137Nevermind, I get it now, it's an intentional misinterpretation to imply the quoted anon's interpretation of a different text is equally ridiculous
>>283227733I'd rather have my children enjoy someone reading them story books in a garish outfit than have them derive their morality from Abrahamic religion.
The priest that raped you was a satanist though
>>283227137I remember this schizo I've seen him in a previous thread
>>283227733Beats the krampus, I guess.
He wasn’t though? This is a very unhealthy coping mechanism.
Bocchi the Rock?
>>283211026Kiss the Rock
>>283228331Rip, Ace Frehley
Allah Rockbar
>>283211026jihad-soku band
Tell me about the ZuttDid they really rape the prophet?
>>283211026ZUTTED
>>283225601>likeThey are twitter challenges.
what if Kita put a cigarette out on your foreskin? lol
kicumcision
>>283211026>>283225213>>283225630"Noise" Free
>>283227733>Yeshua was gnosticonly according to the gnostics>people and their children should study the Biblepeople and their children should study all the religions of the world because that's needed context for understanding history and the way tyrannical regimes can successfully endorse doctrines that penultimate say "be kind to one another and don't hoard wealth" and wield them as cudgels to seize power, rationalize oppression, hoard wealth, and paint everyone opposed to their actions as morally evil
>>283221993you need a male role model, not a woman
Any catholics here? is anime sin?
>>283211026Kessoku Burqa
Any buddhists here? Is anime bad karma?
>>283211026Bocchi S2 If PM Takaichi didn't happen.
>>283211026-How can you kill this stupid religion?
>>283219320Got the next part?
>>283231836you can't kill an idea, dummybut to reduce zealotism you just gotta make it not a big deal to be a member of the group prior to the gulf wars most islam cities were getting steadily more progressive with every yearit's only when you got big empires like america actively trying to destroy your way of life and kill all of you that the radical zealots start making senseof course when shit's fucked for other reason its straightforward for someone to come along and blame all their woes on certain demographics trying to destroy their way of life just by existing which is what hitler and that ilk didyet also in history there has been localized golden ages where, regardless of the dominant dogma, islamists, christians, and jews all got along and swapped ideas without the mutual sentiment that 'the other two had to go'ultimately, taking a position of 'all except those like us must go' just breeds that same sentiment in everyone not like you
>>283211026I know OP's pic reminded me of something
>>283231213>people and their children should study all the religionsThat's step 2.
How is this thread still alive and not nuked by janitors.
>>283231278I'm a grown ass man, you turd. I know what I need and don't need some retard on the Internet or IRL telling me otherwise.
>>283231293I have a feeling you're making a joke, but I'll answer seriously just in case: just like anything else, it's only sinful if it actively promotes sin and the degree to which its sinful is directly proportional to how much sin it promotes. Also if it becomes an idol that replaces true worship of God.So not in general no. Anime by itself is licit according to the Magisterium, but if it facilitates sin or you make it an idol, yes.
>>283231213>only according to the gnosticsNo. That's his whole shtick. He and his gang goes around village to village acting like some wisdom bearer. He will share his wisdom about the kingdom of God and eternal life, but only if you follow him back to his commune, there you let go all of your belongings, and work in the commune. Every now and then Jesus will share some gnostic wisdom about the kingdom and eternal life, it's bullshit, but the top ranking members will clap to it. You, a new member who left your family back in your village have no choice but to be a part of the herd.
>>283231293No, but you can become a sinner if you can't enjoy it responsibly. Kind of like alcohol
>>283232513you don't even know how much worse it is to be in a doomed relationship you convinced yourself should fix you
>>283232584none of what you posted has anything to do with gnostic beliefs, which emerged hundreds of years after the death of yeshua ben yosephnot to mention yeshua never had a village like that. he was on a suicidal pilgramage to be martyred and told all the rich cunts that took interest in him to donate all their wealth to local charity, any charity, because God doesn't like wealth hoarders
>>283232584Jesus Christ and his father are evil but only a select few know that.
>>283211026THE ZVTTS
>>283232624I never said anything about a woman "fixing" me or being in a doomed relationship out of obligation, you retard. If something isn't working out I leave. Expanding my social horizons isn't fixing me, it's what worthwhile women tend to do when they're in your life.You fucking nerds project your trauma onto everyone else. Get a fucking grip. I just want a woman to talk to and for her to introduce me to social groups that we both can gel with. That's not "fixing" me, that's one of the many advantages of having a woman in your life.
>>283232690>emerged hundreds of yearsYou don't understand gnosticism. It's not a brand. It's about a group of people with its leader having secret knowledge. That' it. It's before history.>yeshua never had a village like thatHis commune is not in a village, it's in a wilderness away from civilization, but close enough to still transport the communes' products.>suicidal pilgramage to be martyredThat's not his plan. He wants to be super duper rich like all cult leaders. He just fucked up.> donate all their wealth to local charity, any charityCharities are not a thing back then. When he says give away your money to the poor, he means the commune members, they are the poor. So, what he's actually saying is give us all your money, and we will manage it for the commune.Lurk more newfag.
>>283211026I don't know but this would be their first songhttps://voca.ro/1ovke8824Xaz
>>283232810>Charity was not a thing back thenok you're just straight up anti-reality to a degree that invalidates all your points about everything
>>283232986Fine.*NGOs (nongovernment charity, nonreligious charity) are not a thing back then.
Allah says marry adult women
>adult women fetishngmi
>he didn't marry Seikangmi
>>283233011that's just semantic masturbation that offers no meaningful understanding of the political climate of the time
>>283233052post-puberty is necessary
>>283233052where are your children? or has your ideology failed to help you 'make it'?
>>283211026Boku no Haram
>>283211026Bocchi the royale with cheese
so we're officially past peak kitardism and have entered Boccommad fundamentalism
>>283233222I am still looking for the right child to marry
>>283233502this is all just performative seppuku because we hate you and I
>>283233603you will die alone and delusional, mourned by noone
>>283233688stay mad
>>283233750we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad. You must be mad, or you wouldn’t have come here.
>>283211026C4
>>283233603heh>>283233688seething tranny
>>283211026Any Hiroi edits?
>>283212407Not much, what's updog with you?
>>283211026Bocchi gets Rocked
>>283235805white
>>283236025I think Kita is Japanese
>>283235805I think she's asking for something.
>>283227949>I'd rather they derived their morality from men grooming them to be open to becoming trans with the intention of making them fresh meat for their pedo cult, than sending them to churchIt doesn't have to be either of those things.>>283236268Kita is my wife.
>>283234861
>>283211026finally, bocchi if we cut all the fanserviceperfect for tv
I watched Bocchi the Rock recentlyIt was okay, doesn't deserve all the threads though
>>283211026Why isn't Bocchi an actually realistic anime? Many people told me it was, but it isn't at all
>>283236025>>283236268Wasian goddess
>>283219320cope fastest growing religion
>>283237725Bocchi is 9 years old now. it's just not relevant to this current generation anymore
>>283211026Bocchi the Rock the Casbah
>>283237870biomass
bocchi the terrorist
>>283237154mrs screen writer approved
>>283211026The Throwing Stones
Sex the Hiroi inshallah
Bocchirockers...
>>283241712What if the straw was down your pee hole.
>>283242504GAY
pause
>>283233028Tell that to Aisha
>>283241712What does bocchinoko taste like?
New chapter any second now
>>283245395The new chapter won't come out until the 17/18th of November.
>>283245731absolutely erotic
>>283245731semonic ball drainitrix
>>283245731i look like that
>>283245731My wife looks so cute
Bocchi the dinner
>>283211026Muslim/Islam fanart or alternate version of an anime is always pure comfy kino
>>283225433Ryou's turn now.
>>283237725>Many people told me it wasBullshit
>>283245731This view drives so many men crazy.
>>283211026Anime girls having their hair out is unnecessary noise anyway, glad we can finally focus on the story without the noise of their hair dangling around.
This manga needs the gag of the wood hammer. When Bocchi does or says something stupid someone should hit her with a wood hammer.
>>283253790and then she says "abababa" whenever she cries
>>283211026Bocchi the Rocked and the honor killings.
>>283253122I like the first pose, silly girly hand gestures like that put me in boner readiness state
Ryo tucks her shirt into her pants like a fucking dweeb. I tuck my shirt into my pants like a fucking dweeb. She's literally me.
>>283253896He’s so cute
save me, Kitachang
>>283253878I can see what you mean. She's the kind of stacy I would've masturbated to furiously in school despite not having a crush on her
I hate Bocchi.
We know, Hamazi.
>>283253896Belongs under a ton of rubble, Ryo does
>>283253896how do you tuck your shirt without looking completely lame?
>>2832549041. be attractive2. tuck your shirt in3. ???4. profit
>>283254904have a V taper.
Zutt Fighters.
>>283253122also consider
>>283249589he's evolving
>>283257371>needs to pay people to be around her
>>283256220Yeah.
>>283255682Yeah, that was my second pick. A JK's subtle eroticism (especially a sextrovert) is too dangerous.
>>283211026R*ddit
>>283254904This >>283254923But also, wear your pants at your waist not at your hips.
>>283253896roy looking lamer than nijika
OP here I'm a jew and this is my overused meme >>283211026
>>283258138faggot
>>283261242You're too retarded to know what the word faggot even means.
This artist may be in the progress of switching to chibi Kita animations.
>>283262470Tsuchinokobros...
>>283257551Who would want to be around a bitch like Seika.
>>283262470why does Kita get an actual model where Bocchi is a pink slug?
>>283262774Because that's how it should be.
>>283262860we need a Ryou model now
>>283232161Haram!CaptchaSA44N
>>283211026Zutt Sluts
>>283262906No one cares about Ryou.
>>283262470Kita won.
>>283263426I do :(
>>283263426I care.
kitafriends, there's a new girl in town
>>283211026The flying stones
>>283263912damn son
Are there any good Bocchi figures? I feel like everything I looked at were prize figures that looked bad even in the official photos.
>>283264334the figmas that are coming out
>>283263626>>283263698No you dont
>>283264707Ryou is the illest
>>283264707I love Ryo thiiiiis much
>>283262906Ryou will just be a stick figure because she's just that dull
>>283265496non Ryou-chads can't ever understand her
>>283211026Cringe
>>283266636What if you put your head in there
>>283265571Primus is better
>>283266956it would be extremely painful
>>283214569>literally spell out view of faith differing by region>"It's what their holy book says">Ctrl+C Bible literalist logic Ctrl+V on another religionWhy do you American fundies exist
>>283266979she's wearing the shirt IRONICALLY idiotyou don't get heryou can't get her, don't even trytry Kita, she's more your speed
the piss girl
>>283266980>>283266980>>283266980>>283266980
>>283231980You're not supposed to say sensible things on the "Total N J T Death" forum
There’s nothing to “get” about Ryou she just pisses the bed and cries when she cums and then clings to you for a couple hours before acting cool again
>>283269147Ryou would never take a pee without her hat and wristband on
>>283269147you just don't get it
>>283211026The Vest Bombs
>>283211026THIS SUMMER...COME WATCH BOCCHI AND THE GANG DEFY SHARIA LAW AND PLAY PRE-REVOLUTION MUSIC
