Why are elves always poorly written?
>>283249130Same reason anything else isHack writers with weird and stupid priorities
>>283249130Define "poorly written".
How can they be written well? It's a genre trope. You either like Elves or you don't.
>>283249252Same way anything else can be written well You don't think every implementation of elves is exactly the same, do you?
>>283249252Not all elves are the same?
>>283249252By having actual hardships they go through and not a silver platter?
>>283249237poorly written is when i dont like something
>>283249411Idiot take
>>283249411checked and true
>>283249130Elves are lame. That's why.
>>283249130Because they are sex objects. She just glanced at Subaru once and now he's obsessed with her and willing to go through unspeakable amounts of pain for her sake. That's how good elf pussy is.
>>283249252>elves are a tropeHoly retard
>>283249130we love elves here
>>283249130
>>283251355Including the trash ones, apparently
>>283249130The Japanese seem to have an extreme hatred for elf characters. Frieren and Marcille are the only ones written respectfully.
>>283251355Satella>Emilia and Sieg is better, but she's also a good choice.
>>283252512>i've watched two anime in my life
>>283251355Your forgot the two dark elves from Overlord
>>283249252They act nothing like real elves
>>283252906Watch out, someone's gonna say elves aren't real and pretend that's a good argument
>>283252906>real elves
>>283252964I fucking called it
>>283249130Subaru wasn’t even written well so there was less than zero hope for the female love interest
>>283253270isekai isn't even written well, anon
>>283249130well sorry for not being Moorcock
>>283251355elf is cocksleeve
>>283253270Subaru is written infinitely better than her
>>283254185That's only because the ratio of any number at all to zero is infinite, and Subaru has a 4.2 out of 100
>>283251355sex Frierensex HEAsex Ryu
>>283254204Who in your opinion is closest to that 100?
>>283254332For a main character specifically, probably Lelouch.Code Geass is frankly not a very well written show, but for all of the dumb shit it's got it just works regardless, because seeing how he responds to everything and the way he changes and struggles is just so fucking good He's extremely compelling, never out of character, and no matter how melodramatic he gets I believe it and I'm there for itFor 100 points you have to be literally perfect, and Lelouch is not that, but he's the closest I've seen
>>283253584it's forgiven, lesscock
>>283252906Are the real elves in a room with us right now?
>>283249130emilia sexo
>>283254407I guess everyone has different taste. I agree though, Lelouch is great
>>283254547What's the difference in taste?
>>283249130I love Emilia.
The only people who hate elves are those who like dwarves and they happen to be gay barafags.
>>283254583There's nothing there to fall in love with
>>283254634She is cute, and I like cute things
>>283249130are the Elves in LotR well written? cause thats the og standard.Some writer dude, who was at a reading Tolkien was giving of his emerging magnum opus, exploded, saying "not another fucking elf!"
>>283254644She's not even interestingly cute. She's just generically pretty and shaped like a committee went "how do characters you want to protect look like?"I get the drive to save her but anything after that has got to come down to her personality because she's got little else, and she doesn't even have a personality
>>283254565I think Subaru is closer to 100 than 0
>>283254699she has delicious soft titties and sexy legs. her whole body is nice and yummy.she has the personality of a coconut.
>>283249130you know how white people write japanese people. elves are written like that.
>>283254738That wouldn't fit the definition of cute, that would just be pretty and stupid. Beatrice is more suited for cute.
>>283254699I don't give a fuck about re zero, I only watched the first season 10 years ago, so I don't really care that she doesn't work in a grimdark world full of random people that want you dead for no fucking reason She would fit nicely in any SoL as an airhead character and I love her because of that
>>283254810It's not just the setting that's a problem, her personality is as wide as a puddle and deep enough it'd disappear if you stepped in it
>>283249130Emilia is a half elf you fucking retard, you irredeemable dunderhead, you dumb dummy
>>283254670I'd put that into "opinions are like assholes" category, who knows what reasons the dude had
>>283254847better than the pedo series poster girl (arguably cute but)
>>283249130Nobody writes elves "well", not even westernersThat doesn't mean that elves in anime or western fantasy aren't enjoyable>>283252906I assure you that you don't know shit about how "real elves" are supposed to be (There are real elves but that's for another discussion in another board)You are only peddling your headcanon of a trope
>>283249130You're wrong.
>>283254843I mean, she is a cute retarded girl that wants to end racism because people are mean to her because she looks like the Antichrist and also doesn't understand love because she is mentally 14 and at least 12 of those years were spent locked up in her room and then living alone in a cabin in a frozen forestIs she the most complex kino character in existence? Fuck noIs she a moeblob without any personality? Also noEmilia is just an average cute girl trapped in a series full of characters way too fleshed out for her not to look retarded and hollow in comparison
>>283255578>Emilia is just an average cute girl trapped in a series full of characters way too fleshed out for her not to look retarded and hollow in comparisonlol what characters would those be?
>>283255639Quite literally everyone from her camp. In fact, if Subaru left, everyone would follow him.
Are there elves that are written to live in chronic poverty?
>>283255639>lol what characters would those be?Like, literally almost anyone else in the series. This thing comes out of nowhere and does a racism thing more than Emilia has actually dealt with in the whole series in the few chapters she appears. Emilia is actually a joke.
>>283249130Isn’t she mentally like a 7 year old? You can’t have much depth at that age
>>283249237
>>283256979Half of japanese elves are lazy and racist just like european counterpart.
>>283256979First, the quote seems to be completely made up as I've never seen a foreign otaku say that.Second, the elf shown here is actually very well-written.
>>283256979>"real elves"Every time
>>283251355Remove Pirotess, you already have DeedlitRemove also the landwhale, she is disgusting
>>283258338The quote is real, but it was not made by a foreign otaku. It was made by the most noxious schizo of /tg/ who often raids /a/ as well because a lot of anime features elves.
>>283249130Because they ALL ultimately stem from D&D and their elfs are nothing but a mongrelized version of Tolkien's. It's a flanderized trope all the way up.
>>283255578TBF Emilia is a plot device. Tappei is not retarded to leave her as a completly empty canvas but she exists to move the plot forwards.
>>283258743Have you never seen a girl who make you go, "that's an elf!"?
>>283258338Long-ear Emilia.
>>283255557This corny bitch is not cute.This is the only elf that somehow has never turned me on.
>>283254738she does frequently go crazy when her friends are in danger
>>283256979Can you give me the linkI want to laugh at japs seething
>>283259207Actually purple Deedlit.
>>283259283Hold my beer
>>283259399Just because of the spirit magic? That's superficial, there's much less Deedlit in there than various other more current elements.
>>283259422Well yeah she is a bit ugly but her skinny version is pure sex though.
>>283259107Pic unrelated?
>>283259502She has the same slightly tsun personality.
>>283259580Unfortunately the skinny version is gone for good because the mangaka is a degenerate
>>283255557>>283259283She is only quarter elf.
>>283259605One drop rule.
>>283259605Nobody with ears like that can be called human
>>283259583Post related then.
>>283249130Elves are cute! CUTE!!!
>>283249130dine was fairly noble, and found a cute husband
>>283254583Emilia a shit
>>283260000Her husband looks like a woman. She needed to fuck the MC instead.
>>283260333MC is for his goddess. doesn't even care she can't show up for him in a physical body.
>>283260333also, he knows
>>283260518The goddess who appears for 30 seconds across 2 seasons?
>>283260706yeah, as she reincarnates his ass, lends him power, saves his parents' souls from the evil god and lends him even more power.
>>283260767Should I jerk off to Jesus now?
>>283260795what do you think pious christian monks do? they sing in bliss every day. same with buddhists.
>>283251355Not the fat one though.
>>283260841They jerk off to nun feet and then confess it and have their sins lifted.
>>283261293that's the non pious monks who don't understand jhana feels better than cooming and can't apply the effort to concentrate enough.
>>283261506It doesn't actually feel better. That's why monks have always been hypocritical coomers.
>>283261539>monks have always beenthe ones with bad teachers, who fell for mysticism. if you ever reach hard jhanas, you're likely to become the sort of guy who sits for 16 hours a day whenever he has time. but that's not a topic for /a/.
>>283249130Because you havent watched Mushoku Tensei
Emilia is a fucking waste of space.
>>283249130E
>>283259107What kind of weirdo do you need to be to make an assertion like that? Never heard someone saying something that cringe
>>283263073https://greenlemon.me/meet-chloe-the-gorgeous-german-model-that-looks-like-an-elf/
>>283263073The kind of weirdo who says stuff like:>whoa, a white woman!So about the entire third world.
>>283249130>another Emilia hate threadDon't you remtards ever get tired of spamming these?
>>283256738Crazy how Tanza has helped Subaru more in that small amount of time
>>283265089
I hate Emilia
>>283265127>>283265116>>283265089don't ever put SHITmilia next to GODrien ever again... unless its frieren killing that retard
>>283266621THISEmilia is a good for nothing total dipshit that should be kicked to the fucking curve, but the author is a total fucking Hack. It's why Re:Zero's sales are dead and the fucking studio for it would rather do ANYTHING else besides that piece of shit.Emilia is what killed Re:Zero
Remtards
Cool your autism. Emilia's cute. Always has been. Always will be.
>>283267111Not really She's just bland and boring
>>283267123She's pretty normal as far as characters go. Normal doesn't warrant the obsessions people have with her. You have to build up to this kind of autism.
>>283266667pretty sure re zero is still going, you aren’t japanese either way lol.
>>283267223Shes fucking boring what are you on about? Normal characters would have an IQ above 90 at least with some little bit of personality to them. There is none in Mobilia, she's beyond retarded but the author has to force it in everywhere that "Oh she's so beloved! The best! Absolutely amazing!"
>>283266621you don’t read frieren, don’t you.
>>283267279>Pretty sure Re:Zero is still goingWhen did i say it wasn't? I said it's sales are beyond below after arc 7+8 and now whatever the fuck 9 is. Along with the Studio now doing a shitty adaption of arc 6 with only 19 episodes then thats fucking it.
>>283249130Same reason you picked a half elf for your image, because people don't actually care.
>>283267291yet shes the most merchandized and self aware in the story, parroting lackluster opinions don’t make you unique
>>283267291Couldn't even go 2 replies without instantly proving you're one of the autistic Remtards by busing out your unfunny "Mobilia" meme that no one else uses
>>283259813doesn't exist.
>>283251355Two with mental capacity of a toddler in the middle section
>>283267348>She's the most merchandizedLol no? Thats Rem>Self awareHAHAHAHAHAHA >>283267350>Uwu you must be a remutard!Uh oh looks like you're wrong cause Ram is my waifu
>>283267330>19 episodes that shit isnt confirmed, but you aren’t free to believe whatever you want if it helps you sleep at night.
>>283267223>>283267348She's the authors pet.>the most merchandizedI'm doubtful.>self aware Retards aren't self aware.
>>283249130remcuck lost
This is an elf thread btw
>>283251355Marry ElinaliseMarry DeedlitMarry both Brown Elves, kill the rest.
>>283267412I member you retards saying the same thing about Season 3 leaks only to get proven wrong lol
>>283267111She's not cute. She's a stupid plot device that never gets her ass kicked. The maids and Beatrice are cute.
>>283267399>>283267415emilia literally acknowledged that shes annoying and wants to help her group now than ever, although you can’t argue that rem isnt bipolar
>>283267348You're actually fucking delusional.
>>283267475didn’t elsa one shot her the first time they met
>>283267478Does she acknowledge that she is a blithering retard?
>>283267478>emilia literally acknowledged that shes annoying and wants to help her group now than everShe only acknowledged it then never worked on it ever again you fucking retard, she is still low IQ and dumb as fuck that goes ape shit then ruins everything.>5 loops out of pity from Al>Couldn't understand jackshit about time rewind so Rem and others had to keep explaining it to her again and againfucking dumbass>although you can’t argue that rem isnt bipolarI see someone didn't actually read the side stories about her and Rams life.
>>283267527and rem is a psycho that needed therapy from another psycho, hilarious
>>283267350>this person hates Emilia so they must like this characterNo, people don't like shit written characters
>>283267529She got one shot from behind because1. her powers were held back by puck2. Subaru had her distracted the 1st ever loop then again in the true one which required him to yell for PuckShe is still mentally retarded just more powerful now
>>283267560for someone that likes to go"YOU DIDN'T EVEN READ ANYTHING" You sure didn't read the fucking side stories and why arc 2 with Subaru happened, almost like he put himself in that position cause he was being a dumbass along with what the witch cult had done + her time in the mansion when she begin to kill them as she was attacked.
>>283267529Yep, all she does is cause Subaru and her camp problems
>>283249130>THEY ARE!?
>>283267752i thought it was prisicilla who mainly does that
>>283267478And yet she's still a complete retard with no character growth, she's been literally getting spoodfed information by Petra and the others in arc 9
>>283268056They had to explain Al's power over and over again to her made me laugh won't lie
>>283267822Japanese elves in one second:
>>283268153Do you think the author will put her through aggressor loops with Al and have someone else save her and the orb?
>>283268318lol no she'll bullshit her way through that and Al will just get a lucky escape with subaru still for his trial line when Satella is near
>>283255557>gets cucked>shares the love of her life with basically no resistanceYeah that is poorly written.
>>283268395> for his trial lineBig 2025 and retards still believe third trial lines are actually important to the storyJulius' trial line was averted because Tappei didn't have the balls to kill him in Arc 6 and Roswaal said his third trial line to FUCKING EZZO OF ALL PEOPLE
>>283268395I want to see a teamup when that geyser causes a fuck up. What was his trial line?
>>283267822The author of this was like, "what if we made Emilia actually hot and likeable?"
>>283268472It's just gonna be with Satella near thats about it is just my thoughts lol, tappei does cower out of this shit cause hes a hack. Al will just be nearby Satella or see her close by and say the line then fucking run.
>>283268578then that’s just your standard european elf
>>283268457>>shares the love of her life with basically no resistanceI'm having a hard time remembering but didn't she tell Rudy that she'd be (reluctantly) open to him getting more partners?
>>283268457Elves are cucks, it is totally in character for her to let Rudeus have a billion trillion wives
>>283268892She looks like Emilia and has the same powers.
>>283269127What about intelligence?
>>283267822The nonstop food porn made this shit impossible to watch. I can enjoy almost anything but this series was insufferable.
>>283267831She causes problems for Al to deal with
I just want to read an ecchi/hentai where both the male and female elves have feminine features and they are completely subjugated by all the other races. That would be so fucking hot
