>King of the Britons>Falls in love with a Japanese high school boy
>>283259248>gets dicked by him so hard that she realizes that she is a female >chooses to be his literal cock sleeve instead of being king of the brits
Well I didn't vote for her.
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>>283259415You don’t vote for kings!
>>283259406Sounds like my type of QUEEN
>>283259248How do you think she feels? She was a cute, upbeat girl before pulling Caliburn, then all of a sudden she's surrounded by a kingdom that can't comprehend she's female because her entourage are a bunch of knights who look like a boy band. Her only sexual experience involved growing a dick and being raped by her sister while unconscious. (ironically, her second one was being raped by either Rin or Caster, but it is what it is)Can you blame her for just wanting to have nice, normal sex for once?
>>283259248>King of Britain >love American burger This is an insult to the British
>>283259838She should have yuri'd it up with Guinevere
>>283259248Yeah she's perfect.
>>283259941To this day, it's still bizarre to me that we've never actually seen Guinevere in Fate. She's been mentioned a bunch of times, but you'd think she'd be important enough to have appeared in something by now.
>>283259925She loves burgers.Burgers aren't American anyway.
>>283259248He had ideals.
>>283259248>King of Brits (medieval london gangster edition)>Falls in love with a Japanese high school boy
>>283259248If you didn't read the VN blind you will NEVER know how amazing this shit was. It sounds absurd out of context but the build up and momentum of the story just make it work when you're reading it.
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>>283260941Burgers are definitely American, the slab of meat by krauts isn't the modern burger
>>283259406>being king of the britsWhat's the benefit of this? sound more like an insult nowday
>>283261664It was an insult back then, too, but saber made the best of it.
>>283259248Even nasu admitted it was weird
>>283259248bong girls don't look like that, they're much uglier
>>283259925>>283260941Fucking secondaries...
>>283261976She's actually Welsh.
>>283261977But look! Here saber is eating a jelly hamburger in the VN.
>>283262009That's from Hollow Ataraxia and it's not a burger but rather one of those curry bread-like things Japan makes...
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I would racemix with a Brit too if she looked like Saber
KING OF THE WHO?
>>283262047You're either a zoomer or had a boring childhood and never watch pokemon.
This is a series for netorare and power fantasy.
>>283262140Oh yeah, I forgot that the English dub of Pokemon was kinda weird, huh. Guess I outed myself as an ESL.
>>283259941>>283260896Speaking of Guinevere, I get why she got with Lancalot when it comes to Artorbut what's her excuse with Proto Arthur?
>>283262223What do you mean, what's her excuse? She never needed an excuse, she was just a slut in the original story. That's the entire point of the legend, that her infidelity brought down the entire kingdom with it.
>>283262295The Frogs invented that bit
>>283260941Yeah they are German. Even worse for Celtic king desu
>>283262349>frogs adapt a celtic story>the first thing they do is add a weird cuckoldry subplot about Guinevere and Lancelot that wasn't there in the originalWhy are they like this?
>>283259941*yuri'd up with Morgan and Mordred
>>283262412>>283262349Unreliable adaptations happen every day, anonCase in point still a good action film though
>>283262412They're all intense and shameless perverts. The result of being a godless people for so long
>>283262505But they used to be known as "the eldest daughter of the Church".
>>283262434I can't find a single saber or king in that image.
>>283259248>>283261208>you will NEVER know how amazing this shit was. It sounds absurd out of contextI know this is alien for anime and manga, but in VNs the MC dating and fucking the heroine in the middle of the story is expected and taken for granted, not a rare occurrence.
>>283259248That sounds like "peak fiction" as kid's say nowadays
>>283262773I know you are retarded, but you don't need to lie
>>283262773It's about how it happened you. And we're talking about Saber specifically with Shirou, not the shitty heroines from M*ramasa.
>>283259248Fate is just amwf propaganda.>FSN has female king Arthur give her virginity to a Japanese high school boy>Medea instantly forgets her marriage to the Greek hero Jason to get bred by a Japanese kungfu wobbly fist master>Medusa gets wet thinking about Japanese dick>Tohsaka ancestor implied to have married and impregnated an Edelfelt Sister from the 3rd Grail War>Kotomine's white wife literally dies trying to fix him>FZ has a prestigious German family hire a Japanese mage to impregnate their crown jewel, he also happens to have a devout assistant who happily serves as his stress relief>FApoc has the queen of ancient kingdom fall in love with a literallywho Japanese>FE has a Roman empress fall in love with a Japanese boy>FGO goes hard with this, Japanese teenager/college student/shota is sought after by female knights, goddesses, witches, queens/empresses, etc.
>>283259636Depends on your authority as prince
>>283262807>but you don't need to lieElaborate.
>>283262532Yeah and she went off to college and dyed her hair blue and got a Somali boyfriend
>>283259248Britain loves Asians, it's why they mass import them now
>>283263210Saudis aren't "asians"
>>283263401Yeah as we all know it's Saudis flooding into Europe, NEETing with 1000 jeet slaves just gets too boring
>>283261208>It sounds absurd out of contextA king/lord falling for high school aged literal whos was a common occurrenceIt's not that absurd, the genders are just reversed
>>283259248What did you expect from someone who became king by pulling a sword out of a stone?
>>283262834>>Medea instantly forgets her marriage to the Greek hero Jason to get bred by a Japanese kungfu wobbly fist masterJason completely fucked her over though?
>>283259248>series is about a war over a holy grail fought between masters with magical powers and their heroic servants from history>people draw the line at a White woman falling in love with a Japanese boy as being unrealistic.
>>283259406>be king of the Brits>have to suffer through Gawain's mashed potatoes as the pinnacle of cooking and Agravain's unironic misogyny due to Morgan>be Shirou's wife (husband)>no need to work, get the best foods of several different cuisines staying at home, and his attempts at misogyny are cute as hell>even his potatoes are cosmically better than Gawain's
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>>283261976wrong, english roses just hide their natural beauty under the most horrendous makeup on earth
>>283264024damn that white woman's head is huge
>>283262834>FGO goes hard with this, Japanese teenager/college student/shota is sought after by female knights, goddesses, witches, queens/empresses, etc.In Salem there was a discussion about whether puritan early America would be suspicious of the main character because he was from the orient. Nobody brought up Mashu in that discussion, so the implication is that she's white.
>>283263811My King looks so happy and beautiful.
Anime characters don't have a race, they're cartoon characters who exist in a space outside the realm of 3D.
>>283263522>Fate spends a decade ranting about how evil Jason was for being mean to Medea>he's finally introduced in FGO>"The first thing the crazy bitch did after I met her was chop up her brother. I was fucking terrified of her the whole voyage, but Aphrodite would have smited me if I didn't marry her. Jesus Christ, what did you want me to do in that situation?"
>>283262834hmmm... I was about to refute your argument by naming a few examples of wmaf pairings in fate, but then I realized that there really aren't any substantial ones.There are barely any white men at all with any women to speak of.The only white males in FSN are Cú Chulainn and heracles and they don't get bitches.Gilgamesh might be pasty and blonde but technically he's middle eastern if anything. And he only gets pairings in NTR doujins.Cú Chulainn sometimes get's shipped with Bazett since she was his original master, but Bazett is also not japanse and it's not a canon ship anyway.There's Fate/Prototype which would have had a male Arthur with a japanese female MC but as we know that never went past being a prototype.Apocrypha has basically no major japanese or asian character at all (if I'm not forgetting anyone), but there's also no major romantic pairings there.Apparently the Matou family has distant russian roots. And presumably when they migrated to japan the male heads of the family would have had to continue their lineage with japanese women.Astolpho might actually be the most popular white man that gets shipped with a variety of women (and men), including japanese ones, but those are all not canon and he's also a femboy.
>>283264656Ciel was retconned to be a hafu in remake, that's about it.Also you're replying to copypasta.
>>283264820I just realized Ciel has nothing to do with Fate, though...guess the remake just felt so FGO-ized that it might as well be a Fate IP now.
>>283264848Ciel is also not a man
>>283262834>Medea instantly forgets her marriage to the Greek hero Jason to get bred by a Japanese kungfu wobbly fist masterYou can't blame her. No woman can resist the wobbly fist.
>>283259248I want more white heroines...
Excalibur prevents her from getting sunburn.
>>283265569Why?
>>283262223There isn't. Arthur was plainly, unmistakeably, unironically cucked.Have you see King Arthur Sean Conery scream WHYYYYYY? In the Lancelot movie with Richard Grear? That's Prototype Arthur. Also apparently Guin looks like Ayala so there Is a probability of Pseudo Servant Guin-Ayaka before FGO dies for good
>>283264606Pretty sure you can blame the gods entirely in this situation
>>283262412French is a disease
>>283261194>3DPD
>>283260896If she gets a canon design it might affect the Saber/Shirou ship
>>283259248Such is japanese fantasy.
Daily reminder that Saber's second scene in the OG VN has the best translated line in the entire story:>My penis begins its final expansion
Saber's sex slave
>>283267819locked away in the basement and forgotten
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>>283259248Many such cases
>>283261208It wasn't outlandish at all and I say this someone who played the VN back in like 2009. The build up is full of Nasu's dumb chunni writing like the threesome with Rin at the shed
>>283269119>>283269073>>283269007>>283268988Iri deserved better. She deserved to spoil someone like Shirou
>>283261976British girls were very beautiful before Vikings took all the hot ones away
>>283264167and age themselves 30 years in 10 trying to look like meds
>>283259248To be fair, they were mentally linked and both had wet dreams with the other past, not to mention they share the same personality.