>*mindbreaks /a/*
>>283339065>*
gardewife...
HanaKana pet wife...
>>283339065What do you mean? It was a good thread.
>>283339065Pure sex
bestiality is repugnant
>>283339065Never forget.
>>283341253Holy melty.
>>283341253qrd?>>283341646GardeMoe won
>>283341782Guy wasn't happy with the direction the Pokemon games took.
>>283341646>>283339065I NEED to kiss her
>>283341809Is there an archive or an extensive screencap of that?
>>283341932Read all the answers here.https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/283273214/#283293540
>>283341932newfag-chan...
>>283339065>*mindbreaks fags and touristsfixed
>>283339065I want to mindbreak her, that particular Gardevoir in front of her trainer
>>283339065Begging to be fucked missionary and inseminated with my cum
>>283341253>>283341985Goddamn there are a lot of schizos on this site but very rarely do you see one of that caliber
>stalking her trainer during his workIs this really ok?
>>283343182its his fault for leaving her home all day, gardevoirs need lots of walkies for their health and sanity
>>283341985holy shit what a faggot lmao
>>283339065it's called marriage, anon
>>283343246We all deserve a bit of privacy
>>283339065Coomers ruined Gardevoir
>>283343492She knows when you fap and teleports the semen directly into her pistil.
>>283344313>Coomers ruined coombait
>>283344452?!
>>283343492Your rights end where her needs begin.
>>283344313>>283344525>>>/v/
>>283341253>>283341985Election tourists have to be the most cancerous thing that ever happened to this board.
>uploaded merely 3 days ago>it's their most viewed video since Z-A trailer 8 months ago
>>283344980>to this board*to 4chan
>>283341646I NEED HER I NEED HER I NEED HER I NEED HER >Inb4 it's a maleI DONT FUCKING CAREEEE
>>283344543will they be able to make a child ?
>>283345830I hope she doesn't try
Sorry Gardefags, but she's built for Big Dusclops Cock (I needed to get Shadow Sneak on Ralts)
>>283345903Silence, toilet paper.
>>283345830They better be.
Has Khyle made a funny image of this yet
I wish I had a Gardevoir, and I don't say it because I'm a spermer
>>283341838careful with that screencap its an antique
this short literally did mind break meI forgot that I was into Gardevoir (or atleast tried to)
>>283339065man on-model gardevoir doesn't really do much anymore after seeing being a chubby milf sex mist generator so often
>>283346168Same I just remembered that I used to look up Gardevoir porn when I was a teen. Only Pokemon I've ever lusted for btw.
>>283346168Same. For the first time in five years I felt the urge to play Pokemon again. Which game or not-tto-crazy hack would be the best for Gardevoir focused run? Don't have the new handhelds so preferably something on emulator.
>>283346195You have awful fucking taste, but I guess it doesn't make any sense to expect anything refined from a pig like you.
>>283341646>that smile She knows. She knows he will absolutely destroy her.
>>283346242last pokemans I played was emerald don't know shit about the IP now
>>283339065Cutevoir
>>283341646im genuinely happier having seen this webm, than before i had seen it.
>>283346297For me it was BW2. Enjoyed both BW and BW2 immensely. Considered Gen VI but reading how short it is with no postgame and various questionable decisions made... and it didn't get better later either. No point looking beyond DS era. XY anime was great however.
>>283346345I doubt I could enjoy a pokemon game now. it's just too simplisticthey need to completely re-think it
>>283346242Just play Emerald you can catch Ralts near the very beginning of the game.
>>283346445Isn't there some game where you can get a fully evolved Gardevoir really early instead of going all the way to 30
>>283346168Strange question, but have you ever wanted to become Gardevoir?
>>283346485no, a Gardevoir is definitely best suited as a companionhaving a psychic by your side seems extremely useful
>>283341253lmao, this
>>283339065>>283341646Do people really want to fuck pokemon?
>>283345721*to the internet
>>283346485
>>283346660 His Gardevoir is clearly the one who wants him inside her. Did you even watch the short?
>>283346660>Do people really want to fuckNo matter what the last noun is, the answer is always yes.
>>283346698So you don't want to fuck pokemon? I was beginning to be worried there.
>>283346660Oh no who would ever
>>283344980Gamergate*
>>283346660Gardevoirs are kinda like yandere rapistsyou don't really have a say
>>283346728Tubelord "creatives" who have never done anything to earn a revenue stream. Youtube in general has abeen a mistake from shortly after its inception
>>283346728Chanology*
>Gardevoirs will monitor your dreams while you sleep and modify them to make sure they include her
>>283347012Wouldn't they be nightmares without her in them?
>>283347051>t. Gardevoir
>>283346660Yes.
>>283341194Out of all the possible pokemon, Gardevoir is the most okay It's got human level intelligence, it's very human like in its behavior, it's even human shaped Think of it more like an elf than an animal ... that being said, do not the pokemon If you were somehow transported to the pokemon universe, and you were to do it, it should be a Gardevoir But do not the Gardevoir
Shiny Garde is best Garde
>>283347169why not?
>>283347169perfect housewife
>>283347169Why would anyone want to fuck pokemon when the pokegirls are so hot anyways.
>>283347269but I want to fuck them both
>>283341646Why is more socially acceptable to put my penis inside of this than this >>283347269 ?
>>283341985
>>283347234Gardewives should wear clothes (even if it's yours)
>>283346660Gardevoir is literally just an anime girl with green hair
>>283347230Well, it's not an elf, it's a pokemon. I dunno how to deal with that distinction but it's a big one. If nothing else, it just doesn't feel right. >>283347234Oh yeah I forgot the best part. Gardevoir have not just the capacity but a strong tendency towards being extremely loyal and loving. If it's gonna be a pokemon...>>283347269Dunno. Maybe if you're a freak and wanna keep your wife in a ball???
>>283347438who would keep their gardevoir in a ball?she's not a wild animal she can walk free with you
>>283339065They fucked like rabbits after that
>>283347438Not all pokemon are equal. In fact isn't gardevoir one of the few pokemons who can learn how to talk?
>>283347506I dunno man
>>283347564As I was saying, if it's gonna be a pokemon...
>>283347564I think they prefer telepathy
>>283347636Cursed tongue
>>283347660
>>283346660Only feral ones like Flareon
I watched it.
>>283346703Wrong.Do people really want to fuck >>283346703?
>mfw no gardevoir ntr doujin with a trainer catching a female ralts in front her cf male ralts then lovingly raising her while the male ralts stalks you and runs away crying when he peeks in on you and your newly evolved gardevoir having baby making sex in a mating press while holding hands and kissing
>>283347506What if she wants to go in the ball?
>>283347269>Just wanna catch a Gardevoir but Pokegirls keep losing to me on purpose before loudly complaining about their lack of money It's rough out there
>>283347969What if she wants to go in your balls?
>>283347969who would want to hang out in a tiny ball?
>>283348004You're avoiding the question.
So does Gardevoir's dress thing come off?It's flesh, isn't it?
>>283348107fuck it, we ball.
>>283348147Its clothes. It comes off
>>283347904No thanks
>>283348147>>283348147The dress and green gloves
>>283348198>>283348242Well then does the helmet come off too?
>>283348147All Pokemon are typically naked, even if their base appearance looks like human clothes
>>283348267The "helmet" is her hairThey can style it however they want but it tends to flow that way
Horsealso futa x loli is so based
Is this a new, separate season? Could I just jump to it the last anime episode I ever watched was Tobias bullshit?
>>283348360it's an animated short.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JtuxmEiYl4
>>283348401Oh. Thanks.
>>283348360S'just a short, they do them once in a while I think the last one was about the Dragonite mailman
>>283348267Yes.
>>283348267>>283348462
>>283339065Male gardevoir btw
>>283348578^ faggot btw
>>283348578That's just a myth there are no male gardevoir
>>283346314
>>283347230Reminder that Game Freak actually retconned Gardevoir into being part of the Humanoid egg group (before Gen 8, it was only in the Amorphous group).
>>283348660Speaking of which, I'm surprised Game Freak didn't go ahead and retcon Gardevoir into being all-female to mirror the all-male Gallade.
Bros... She's so FUCKING IN! OURGIRL did it!
The pokemon games are dead. Long live the pokemon anime.
I'm much more interested in the Mawile
>>283341253Jesus Christ Captcha: GAYG2
They need to return to this wagie delivery guy and give him more waifumons just to trigger jealousy from his GardevoirLike give him a Meganium, Tsareena, Hatterene, Froslass, Lopunny, etc.Even better if its a Mawile since it can also be a Mega Pokemon and a Mawile beat her in the tournament
>>283346660no, we're just pretending
>>283341985I fail to see what's wrong he asked a question and got legit answers.
>>283349019>Meganium
>>283348931For me? Maractus.
Gardevoir sleeps upright to protect its trainers
>>283339065Oh sure, it's cute when a Gardevoir acts cute around it's human, but everyone starts shitting themselves when a Typhlosion impregnates some random girl.
>>283339065Funny how it sleeps in a little pet bed despite being almost as tall as the trainer
>>283339065moevoir
>>283341253archive link?
>>283349240In this very thread already F3 desu
>>283349145Or when a pack of wild Bulbasaurs rape a certain wrestler.
>>283349262yeah i just saw it
>>283349145Or when a Slaking revenge-impregnates some psychopath woman.
>>283347770I want to fuck that anon. You don't?
I like how HanaKana is part people care about the least. I wonder how much it cost them to get her just to make random pokemon noises.
>>283347169You know, after those leaks of Pokémon World stories. I think that's very common to do your Pokémon. But if you ever get isekai'd into a pokeworld, just make sure you actually get a female, or else you may end up growing a male one just to discover it when it's too late and find yourself victim to hypnotism rape.
>>283345830>will they be able to make a child ?Technically in the Pokemon universe, humans and Pokemon have the same creator. So theoretically breeding rules allow it. It's just that there is no such thing as mixed blood, you can transfer traits to your offspring but the child will be one particular pokemon race.
>>283347350The guy that posted Gholdengo is my spirit animal, I hate that such shit exists.
>>283349653>the guy thatit was all the same sperg spamming, if that's somehow not obvious by all of it being deleter at once
>>283349051>legitFound the schizo
>>283349676That only makes it funnier.
I'm the only one here who prefers Gallade
>>283349763He's nice and all but I don't want to fuck him. Plus he's not very good in battles.Waste of a male Kirlia really.
>>283349763Homo
GOD
>>283346808gaia*
>>283349065you sick fuck they're only cactus
For me it's the chandelier thing.
>>283349880>ywn have a childhood friend gardevoir gfLife somehow keeps managing to be more and more bleak
>>283349689again, can you elaborate?
>>283349938habbo raid*
pokemon are monsters not pets so it's fine
>>283339065>There's no laws against the Pokemon, Batman
>>283339065yeah mean the scream, coomer?
Would teaching a Gardevoir how to write and speak be possible? Considering it is one of the most powerful psychic Pokemon, maybe you could go beyond it learning telepathy.
>>283351259It is possible, but most pokemon don't want to.
>>283349880Someone make an edit of thishttps://files.catbox.moe/986hot.webm
>>283351312Of course, but I think in this case it's possible, since Gardevoir obsess with their trainers, I doubt they'll not want to learn.
>>283351374All pokemon form strong bonds with their trainers. Why do you think gardevoir would be any different? Pokemon don't try to learn how to speak not because they don't care about their trainer enough to want to talk to them, but because they don't consider speech a significant obstacle to connecting with them. And judging by how there are so few situations where trainers fail to understand what their pokemon are trying to communicate to them, maybe the pokemon are right and speech is unnecessary.
>>283351467Gardevoir literally has telepathy anyway. If it felt like it really needed to convey something to you they'd use it. But most of the time one sided communication is enough.
>>283341646Why do I feel sad?
>>283351506You know what you desire isn't real.
>>283351506Because you will never have a Gardewaifu
I thought gardevoir was tall and elegant.why';s she short and moe here?
>>283346723
>>283351605Gardevoir have woman height
>>283349145Because that was rape
Gardevoir WIPhttps://files.catbox.moe/e55fvw.png
>>283339065Jellymon clears easily.
>>283351738Put a warning if you're trying to shove a cock in everyone's face jerk
Shh hey guys can you keep it down? Mawile is sleeping!
>>283351709You cannot rape the willing
>>283349145That was hot though.
>>283348099Same reason you want a weighted blanket and an autism steam roller.
>>283351777Wrong. This Mawile is deceased
>>283351818I wouldn't need an autism steam roller if I had a gardevoir wife
>>283348099Sounds cheaper than rent.
>>283347354It's like a short haired version of C2 from code geass
>>283349268Is this true?
What the fuck was he thinking throwing her Garvedoir wife vs a fucking MawileWhat did he think was going to happen?
>>283349467Probably less than the boomers they've been hiring to make random pokemon noises for the last 30 years
I wanna rape Gardevoir while she wears a micro bikini
>>283352203Cannot rape the willing, but I share your sentiment!
>>283352109gardevoir would trace and intimidate the mawile back and then burn it with will o wisp
>>283352109I think Gardevior is the only pokemon he has
>>283352256I hate to break it to you anon but mega mawile wasn't banned for nothing
>>283352391sorry wrong pic meant to post this one
>>283352391>>283352412I want Mawile and Gardevoir to Play Rough with each other and me too.
>>283341985Holy fuck my sides, thats great
>>283339065>pokebronies talking about mental breakdowns Hilarious
>>283352449I'm sorry anon but gardevoir does not learn play roughshe can only be gentle
>>283350200He's talking to himself the whole thread because he's mad he got laughed at by a schizo in another thread, welcome to post 2020 4chan
>>283346660A pokemon is fine too
>>283341253People say we shouldn't kill the mentally ill because they have some relative with mental illness they wouldn't want dead, and yet we have guys like these alive who if we're being objective would be better dead.
>>283346728Yeah but we got 1 absolutely kino Law and Order episode out of it
>>283347169I need five Dittos.
This short made me fall in love with Gardevoir, unironically
>>283352656What
I don't know if having a gardevoir is a good idea for the average guy. Just think what will happen when you get a girlfriend
>>283352980It'll be fine bro
>>283352980What would happen?
>>283353028Gardevoir does not share
>>283339065Made me fap to gardevoir for the first time.
>>283352980why would you need a girlfriend in that situation???
>>283341782>qrd?Failed trainer becomes a wagie.When he gets his mojo back and tells her he's going to become a champion she makes this smile
>>283352980I feel like an average Gardevoir would simply twist your body like a twig if you ever tried something funny.
>>283353013>Master...who is she?>WHOISSHEWHOISSHEWHOISSHE
>>283352980>Just think what will happen when you get a girlfriendGood thing that will never happen to me.
>>283353146>>283353422>average guy
>>283353483Now we have to start asking the hard questions like what's the % of guys that are single vs the ones with girlfriendsThe average guy has probably had a girlfriend at least once but that doesn't mean he has one in the present
>>283352636incredibly mentally ill post
>>283353533I am perfectly willing to die along with the rest of the mentally ill to make the world a better place. I genuinely think it's disease of the mind to not want a better place just cause it disenfranchises you
>>283352980Depends on how obsessed the Gardevoir is and if she'd be fine with having /ss/ with their son
>>283346677>bachifaggot is an actual trannyKGB? Lost.
>>283346724Bangs should cover her entire head.
>>283352636>>283353706How mentally ill we talking 'bout? What's the cutoff?
>>283353532Well duh. His gardevoir made sure he never made that mistake again
Imaging having sex with a pokemon when this goddess exists.
>>283353953She dresses unladylike! It's brash and arrogant!!
>>283353953Is that Frye from splatoon,
>>283353966She dresses like the art department had a drinking contest
>>283353979Canari from Pokemon ZA
>>283353839>Could not function without the help of others. >Would be a public nuisance without enforcement preventing them.Those are my two big ones
>tfw no Gardevoir partner to help out at my wageslave job >tfw I can't teach it psychic to trick my bosses into paying it a wage so I can pocket the extra money
>>283349065the weak should fear the strong
>>283354577NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Okay /a/ you asked for itYou are now in the Pokemon world, you can have ONE lifetime Pokemon companion of your choice, no you cannot fuck it,which one
>>283354627Chikorita
>>283354627Flygon.
>>283354627How would that change anything.
>>283354627Manaphy, because I really want that body swapping power. Magneton is runner up.
>>283354577Good girl eating her veggies, she'll be strong and healthy
>>283354627Unironically, Gardevoir. It can teleport, which would save travel time and make work as an instant delivery guy possible. Plus, it can predict fatal futures for its trainer, helping me avoid accidents. And on top of that, it looks cute.
>>283354627I never wanted sex with Gardevoir anyways, it's just my favorite one. I'd hug and snuggle and take good care of it.
>>283354627The most powerful Pokemon of course.
>>283354676Magikarp?
>>283354627Tyranitar ig
>>283354627Handjobs and blowjobs don't count, right?
>>283349763Gallade's bulb hips make him forever shit
>>283345830What happens if you remove that red thing?
>>283349763squidward looking ass
>>283354656I would evolve it to Magnezo for you, as a joke
>>283354627If we can still kiss, sleep together and masturbate each other there is no need for sex
>>283345830Kill yourself.
>>283354893Delete this.
>>283354816It would be extremely painful.
>>283354627Arceusthey'd alter reality for a bellyrub
>>283354627I'm gonna watch Baki w Primeape I guess.
>>283339065I love childish innocent characters in video games
>>283347207Goddamn I love Baja Blast.
>>283355077She's a big gal
Coomers ruin everything. This is a children's game, you freaks.
>>283352980>Gardevoir uses REPEL on human female!
I probably would spend weeks looking for a shiny alpha Gardevoir.
>>283355260puniru is for children, it still has sexy girls (and deer)
>>283341646it's asking for it
>>283355260This is why children's media should only include male characters, and anyone over the age of 18 should be banned from watching any of it.
>>283346723Does nobody realise the danger?
>>283346724Way to ruin my boner.
>>283355260why did they make Gardevoir into a stalker rapist then?
>>283341985Sweet jesus. If you're so culture war brainrotted that Nessa makes you furious, I don't know what to say.
>>283339065What happens if you eat her tide pod?
>>283355584You evolve into a mega gardevoir.
>>283355535That's what happens when insecure teenagers are allowed to fester in echo chambers sniffing their own farts and blaming the jews for the smell.
>>283355617I'm not a girl
>>283355668Neither is gardevoir.
>>283341985I agree with every image he posted
>>283355653>admitting to being retardedOkay.
>>283355701Looks like I am the retard because I meant to quote this asshole >>283355694
>>283347269If the girls here beetroot acknowledge you, what makes you believe the girls there will even look at you?
>>283355708>assholeWhat did I do to you?
>>283339065>Voiced by kanahanaThey know exactly what they were doing
Any of you buy the plush?
>>283355742I tried but they're always sold out.I'll try harder if they release a shiny version.
>>283355653Ugly brown is ugly brown
>>283353953Because Game freek become too woke and now hate beautiful women. People are hyping monkey looking characters.
>>283355535She makes me furious.Furious for sex that is
>>283352980Huh? But Gardevoir IS the girlfriend. Huh?
>>283341985>anon asked question>schizo deliveredlmao based
>>283355756Really? I waited like a week after the US ones were put up for preorder. It's not like the cards that are sold out instantly.
This pokemon didn't have legs when I played emerald
>>283355323So wait, if you transfer an Alpha Gardevoir to ZA, does it remain the same size or does it become a "former Alpha" like in ScarVio?
>>283355769Terminal culture war infestation is terminal.
>>283349880>is your best bro forever>also is femaleAh, only in fiction!
Gardevoirs are for love
>>283356217GROSS, DON'T DO THAT TO MY LEGS
>>283356217why are they like this?
>>283355343It runs in a children's magazine but is clearly aimed at adults, so that doesn't count
>>283355985Kirlia had legs so it was implied Gardevoir has them too.
>>283352980why worry about something that isn't going to happen?
>>283356806B-but the childhood friend...
>>283356844is right there with you, anon. Don't you remember all those fond memories of you and your Ralts?
Reminder that Gardevoir is the lowest risk level of pokefuckinfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ROYtgn_xIA
>>283356844Childhood friend? What childhood friend?Gardevoir is right here. You don't need anyone else.
>>283356888https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8I-yK1iiqETeam Palkia or Team Dialga?
>>283355535Wait is anyone seriously saying they DON'T want to fuck nessa? I get wanting to fuck gardewife more but still..
>>283356888Lopunny is probably a safer bet albeit
>>283356582Counterpoint: Serperior.
>Make humanoid pokemon>Give her more physical humanoid feminine traits than most mons>Literally make them Yandere-Adjacent as canon species behaviourWhat did gamefreak mean by this.
>>283356996I am only interested in flat chested, three fingered, thin legged, no feet having Gardevoirs
>>283357251Also psychic type means they are able to mind control.Did you catch the Gardevoir, or did the Gardevoir catch you?
>>283357303You're a freak
>>283357237Serperior isn't humanoid and doesn't wear a long dress that would cover said legs.
>>283354627Vaporeon male and I would fuck him anyway until he gets completely white
>>283355653damn, I want to play swsh now
>>283357251when you see a guy with a Gardevoir you just know
>>283354627Deoxys
>>283357545You shouldn't generalize ALL Gardevoir trainers...some of them just wanted a strong psychic pokemon
>>283357635At that point they'd just get a Metagross, the fucking thing is a super computer.
>>283357635this is copethere's better psychic typesalso they never keep them in their ball....
>>283357659Metagross isn't cute and feminine.
>>283357731put a bow on it and hot glue lashes on, it's all good
>>283357659>>283357702I need a Fairy-type when playing Pokerogue to kill Mega Rayquaza and I need a Psychic-type to kill Eternatus.
>>283357751That's a great idea actually.
>>283357758>I need a frail special attacker to get raped by dragon ascent and cross poisonhard to believe people still play that shit after the fag devs killed all the fun sets
>>283357702P-please don't out me in front of my friends and family, they don't know any better because I told them Gardevoirs the strongest
>>283357823anon.... they can see the bite marks...>>283347351
>>283357659Metagross is slow and not available until very late. Gardevoir isn't super fast either but it has enough where it can outspeed most of enemies, especially if you get higher level or speed EVs or speed nature, while being less of a glass cannon than Abra line. Gardevoir also has impressively good coverage for a psychic type. It's honestly a good option for your runs in many games.
Ever since I got my Gardevior plushie a week ago I have nightmares every night. Last night some lunchtime rowdy stole it and ran off with it on the bus while ripping off the dress part.
>>283357867Sorry anon...
>>283354816you will open the path to her true cockpit that has been blocked by that thorn for thousands of years
>>283348775>not in amorphous anymorewhat? gardevoir belongs to ugly fat muks!
>>283357251>Literally make them Yandere-Adjacent as canon species behaviourI stopped playing the games after Gold-Silver. I'm guessing this means that they had a pokedex entry about them being super batshit for their trainers?
>>283358077No idea where he took yandere part from.Gen V added the ability to create small black holes.
>>283358132Oh wait, i didn't notice Sapphire mentions it too. Of course it was the only one I didn't double check.
>>283358132It's the protecting their trainer with their life part. It can be misconstrued to be "if my trainer dies I have nothing to live for and would rather die instead." or something
>>283341838>Body's still warm looks like there is a killer about...
>>283358077just watch the short>stalks trainer while he's at work>manipulates his dreams so that they include herpokedex entries state they're fiercely loyal to their trainers the average Gardevoir seems to be atleast capable of some yandere tendancies
>>283347234>that artistSo you think a perfect housewife is one that fucks her son?
>>283358163>Whoever did this will PAY
>>283358188of course
>>283355747KEKSad that this probably wasn't archived.
>>283358207based
>>283339065This short makes me think of Gardevoir as a cute elf gf.
>>283356844>the childhood friend...There never was a childhood friend, you're misremembering. Are you confusing your beloved Ralts for some other girl? How silly.
>>283358244This is probably the oldest you'll get. Most of older archvies have died long ago.https://archive.palanq.win/vp/thread/11731672/#11734182
>>283346660I used to fap to pokemon (as in the creatures) when I was like 13-18 but I lost that drive and only fap to pokegirls nowadays.
>>283358319it's already over for you...
>>283358244Well my earliest version is from 2011 but it's the same as in the linked archive.
Gardevore fucking whe n
saarknight short is probably the first pokemon thing i have watched in 20 years
Fascinating video.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMNuEUQpsxw
Jeeze japs really liked this episode
>>283358733I liked this episode too
Time to play Pokemon romhack with a Gardevoir on my team
I'm just going to have to give up on the mystic knight, apparently I'm alone in being the only person who looks at this mon and the first thing I see is a mystic knight
>>283355742That triangle check thing ruins the design
>>283358749>>283346746>pokefucker delusionsShe's a stick.
>>283358853isn't that pretty much what it is? a psychic themed knight
>>283341646Cute
>>283358853Anon, did you think nobles didn't fuck their knights?
>>283358895I'll fuck any Gard so long as it's female.
reminds me of this, this picture always made me laugh
>>283339065Cuter than most anime girls on /a/
>>283358853Yeah you are, it's pretty clearly a woman in a ballroom dress, following from Kirlia being a girl with pigtails in a tutu.
>>283358912Yeah but even the Pokémon company leans into it being the waifu Mon so it lost that theme a while ago
>>283358895why is she Yandere then?
Hatterene is hotter and stronger than Gardevoir
>>283359134Looks like it'll just give me a reluctant hanjob and not fuck me with love.
>>283359134too hairy
Gardevoir is the only waifumonall others are literal animals or some kind of alien
>>283359237What about Jynx?
>>283359266N -> animal
>>283339065>SAAR SAAAAAAARRWhat the fuck did she mean by this?
>>283359315SAARnight
That Gardevoir is going to sexually assault her owner...
>>283359580She already did. See >>283347012
>>283351766She's a shit cunt.
>>283356864>>283358322Childhood Ralts? But my pokedex says I only caught a Kirlia 3 months ago...
>>283359840must be some kind of glitch
>>283359840you know how unreliable technology is...
>>283359134and also a midget on stilts
>>283349763I also prefer Gallade, but it being a masculine evolution obviously is going to make it not as popular with straight guys that want to fuck Pokemon.
>>283358319One Gardevoir elf girl coming right up.
>>283359207It will beat you to death if you feel any emotion around it.
>>283359840I'm sure it's just an error in the Pokedex. Don't worry about it.
>>283360212Bro this is dogshit
>>283360216hot
>>283347269How about both?
>>283360328Again bro, this is dogshit
feed your Gardevoir
>>283360247You are dogshit. This is literally just a Gardevoir with an elven face and hands.
>>283360427here's a better garde-elf
>>283360461It has next to nothing in common with a Gardevoir. It's just a green haired elf.
>>283360543I don't think there's a good way of combining an elf and a gardevoir
>>283341838This reads like ai rp tune slop. I guess this is the stuff they train on.
>>283360427The twink ass body is NOT supporting that head
>>283360461source?
>>283360778found it
>>283360585No, you're just a cretin.>>283360659Complaining about unrealistic anatomy?On a cartoon site?
Isn't pokefucking literally canon after Arceus anyway?Besides, acting like it's really out there that people would engage in sexual acts with monsters that a sentient and can consent isn't far fetched at all when you consider all the weird shit people IRL are into.In fact i think there are far worse shit people do IRL.Women are openly admitting to wanting to take minotaurus cock all day on tiktoc as i type this.
>>283360585Gardevoir is literally a three-eared elf with white skin and no nose
>>283360900If it kills my boner, it kills my boner, cartoon or not
>>283360938how are they an elf in any way besides having pointy ears?elves aren't psychic
>>283355742Yeah
>>283360969In every way>elves aren't psychicProofs?
>>283360969>elves aren't psychicMagic, psychic powers... potato potato
They are not ears they are fins, she is a fish.
>>283359083The only knight theme there is her name in japanese, you gotta wonder if GF switched Garde and Galla at some point. SirKnight being the knight and then introduce his princess in gen4. Would parallel Snorunt also getting a female evo in Shinnoh
>>283359315She wants big brown cock
>>283355212>>283355212>>283355212>>283355212
>>283339065huh what happened
>>283361624Watch >>283348401
>>283361624Waifu thread
>>283360969If there's ever a directly elf-inspired pokemon, it will be a Fairy type. However, gamefreak hates fantasy, so Gardevoir is as close to elves as we will get.
>>283354627kabutops or Arcanine, yes i never left my edy phase
>>283346660Yes, Batman
ngl this gives me TONS of ntr material to masturbate to
>>283360969>elves aren't psychicMaybe in 40,000 years.
>>283352980Thankful I'm not the average guy.
>>283362244erufus are dumb and will never change
>>283354627Female Gadevoir. Doesn't stop me from she becoming my gf.
>>283360461
>>283354893theytookthisfromyou.jpg
>>283354627Sableye, I love the little nigga
>>283360212Cute. Nice edit.
>Shit on Pokemon in a comment on social media>Got a massive comment telling me to fuck off even went as far as to shit on my pfp, which has nothing to do with PokemonToday I learned how autistic the Pokemon fanbase really is. They just refuse to listen to the truth. No wonder this franchise is so popular, this world is filled with that kind autists.
>>283363156pics or it didn't happen
>>283351818You wouldn't want one of these things?
>>283363156>commenting on social mediago back and never return
>>283363156>say stupid shit on YT or twitter or w/e>probably fail to understand the original post/video and spoil everybody's fun>get rightfully told to fuck off>come cry to 4chanHow do internet losers like you even find your way here? Were you rejected from every other site in existence already?
>>283363259I'm an honest person. I just can't help it. If something sucks, I tell them why it sucks. If they can't handle the truth then it's their fault, not mine. But Pokefags are on a whole other level when it comes to defending their beloved franchise.
>>283341985Kek can’t wait until this incel starts a mass shooting
>>283363462Well I agree with you that shitting on somebody's av is a low blow and that person is probably an irredeemable retard. But at the same time, when you go into a fandom and shit on what they like, you should expect people would get defensive and some may do so in unreasonable manner if your criticism wasn't calmly worded.
>>283363156I bet you had some gooner shit or a loli as an icon.
>>283360969Elves is Tolkien have esper powers
>>283359315India won. timmycels lost.
>>283354627>no you cannot fuck itIf the pokemon is psych can we fuck through astral body?
>>283362284
>>283339065She CUTE
>>283363757my cockroach bride
>>283363757what if she psychically possesses a trainer and fucked you with that?
>>283346660>Do people really want to fuck this character that is basically just a green woman with superpowers?
>>283354627>No you cannot fuck itGay and lame, but if that's the case, then I guess I'll pick a Squirtle as my forever bro since that was the first pokemon i ever liked when i found out about the series and played my first game.
>>283360365>subtle inverted nipplesbros...
>>283360328Would
>>283354627Spheal. I don't want a Pokemon to fuck, I just want to pet and squish a cute seal.
>>283365286Spheal is surprisingly big.
>>283354627Kecleon.
>>283363462If you were an honest person, you'd be honest with yourself about why acting like a judgmental prick to offer your uninformed opinion as if it had objective value would cause situations where you are treated like a pariah. You're not providing critique, you are not inspiring conversation, at most you are providing repeated and pronounced proof that half of society is below average.
>>283354836
>>283346724IT SHOULD'VE BEEN MEEEEE~
>>283339065it doesn'te ven have a nose
>>283346724that was fast
>>283354627Skarmory for me. very underrated
>>283341253How did Gardevoir do this?
>>283354627Aloan Vulpix. Its small and cute and ice cold so summer won't feel so bad anymore
>>283354627I have to go with my boy>>283367090Alolan Vulpix is top cute
>>283354627My beautiful baby boy Onipurin.
>>283354627Why would anyone want some big dumb fucker? You have to feed these things and having some big dumb fucker will eat a lot. Grass would be the best type for trainers because they can just be watered and have them absorb sunlight for growth. But some shit like fire types will burn down your house incredibly quickly.
>>283366417What is one thing right compared to years of mistakes to a mentally ill mind?
>>283354627Serperior
>>283347354>>283364386not beating the allegations
>/a/ suddenly wants to fuck Gardevoir
>>283367981>suddenly
How long was the time period between them getting BTFO in the competition and him starting his new Amazon driver job? I thought at first it had been ages but in hindsight the beats feel more like it had just happened a few days or weeks previously.
>>283368270He's clearly accustomed to his job and it'snot certain if he got hired right after losing, it must have been months at the very least, if not a couple of years.
Gardevoir is canonically a male pokemon, which makes Gardevoir fuckers g*y.
>>283368566
>>283368566You really can't stop thinking about anons' cocks, eh?
>>283339065people are only attracted to gardevoir because she looks human
>>283368674it doesn't look human whatsoever.
>>283353831can you not be obsessed in every single thread, nuetroon
>>283354627Shiny XSS Gardevoir>no you cannot fuck it,Male.It will be like a Boy and his Dog.
>>283354627Froslass, my eternal companion ever since DP
Gardevoir is honestly so female human-like that it shouldn't be even consider pokefilia honestly.you could say the same about male mons like machoke or machamp
>>283357165Apparently. She was one of the many bizarre things the schizo posted as what were meant to be self-explanatory examples of 'what Pokemon did' alongside a lot of Youtube thumbnails he was mad about the suggestions of.
>>283358895She can be anything in your dreams
>>283368566why are you constantly fag postingget a life
>>283358895she's a hina doll and while I wouldn't fuck her, I'd marry her for sure.
>>283351818Understood, so I must sleep on top of my Gardevoir!
>>283369928Yes. Right on top.
>>283369997Considering her height that'd go right under my arm
>>283341985They hated him for he told them the TRUTH.
>>283346660Gardevoir is the only mon I've ever fapped to...
>>283370209Same, she is the least furry waifumon.
>>283370372I would Gardevoir, but I would also Braixen, Lopunny, Blaziken.
>>283370455Too much fur.
It was nice knowing you anon
>>283370466The fur makes it softer and warmer.
>>283370505>Biomonwtf does that mean?
KanaHana Gardevoir was a perfect cast.
>>283341646They unironically should use that as her new official design. The shorter "hair" looks way better
>>283370597It's a parody chapter anon.https://mangadex.org/chapter/546bd3f3-31f9-4139-ba8d-0f54791df415/2
>>283352980>when you get a girlfriendMy girlfriends keep suddenly disappearing...
>>283352980>>283370737If a guy has a Gardevoir, why would he need or even want a human woman? Gardevoir IS the girlfriend.
>>283370822No, Gardevoir is a pokemon.
>>283370822I didn't knew Gardervoirs could post on 4chan...
>>283370851Gardevoir is wife>>283370884no...
>bump limit pokefucker thread on /a/sometimes you foos are alright
>>283370851>>283350650
bump limit reachedquicklypost -THAT-
https://youtu.be/vrplajFOej0?si=vxq_8WHDTrWkFOGx
>>283370978Okay boss
>>283370978aaaieeee
>>283371079Don't go approaching any /a/nons.
>>283371045>1:25
>>283371117Why?
>>283339065I have no idea what this is other than being pokemon related. Why did it break /a/?
lalala
>>283370209Gardevoir, kirlia, lopunny, cinderace, scorbunny, zoroark, hatterene, blaziken, braixen, eeveelutions (all of them), Zekrom, primarina. for meAnd I'm sure I'm forgetting some
>>283370978
>>283371045>?si=stop it
>>283371159You'll get caught and forced to become their waifu
>>283371045>>283371279>si tracker>unlistedAnon? Is there something you want to tell us?
>>283371276NOOOOOOOOOO STOOOOOOOOOP
>>283349880>almost everyone on the internet screeching that this is child grooming without context>anons reveal that she was his childhood friend all alongI fucking hate normalfags so much it's unreal
>>283371279>>283371522explain
>>283371774A youtube URL is structured "Youtube.com / [video id]" but can be appended with "?[type]=[id] for additional information. That's how you can send links with timestamps or links to videos in playlists. The "si" type specifically though is a tracking id that youtube adds when you use their share button. When you click that, youtube will record who sent you.
>gardevoir thread hits bump limit
>>283372022Gardebased
>>283371913naruhodo
>>283370978OK.
>>283371760She is blatantly grooming him though.
>>283372022Everyone loves gardevoir.
>>283372022Ryou would make a good Gardevoir
>>283354627Flygon
>>283370978you asked for it
>>283372188Hot
>>283372022Making Ryou into my wife
>>283372355sex
>>283372115lucky bastard
they know what they're doing
>>283349880I'm convinced that some Gardevoir must have learned how to devolve themselves back into Ralts just to prey upon young boys like this.
>>283372490I prefer on-model Gardevoir.FlatCHAD, btw.
>>283372532retards will claim they're male so they need atleast a little breast
>>283372115Is Gardevoir a virgin?
>>283372592Yes, no other pokemon has bred with her.
>>283370884Of course they can
>>283370884On the Internet, nobody knows you're a Gardervoir
ren and stimpy
>>283372592Yes, I think they mate for life
