This retarded, selfish drunkard is a 10/10 according to /a/.
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>>283355596yes
>>283355596She stole Carlos' joke about Counter Strike becoming an hero shooter game
>>283355596>vocaloid>vaca idolhttps://youtu.be/KQCDj3emnHkBed Aqua to the ground, you damn fool!
the manly fantasy to possess a useless goddess
who would win?
>>283355977Imo when it comes to pure power, it's Aqua, but Ryo is also very strong and much smarter. So it's hard to say.
Agua and Kazuma are very generousit must be a good night at the adventurers guild when they make a big score and pay for drinks for the night
>>283355616need be hugged like this ;_;
>>283355616Delete this. Suburetard would never get a hug of Aqua
>>283355596Would plow her like a field but wouldn't marry
thoughts on this obsessed landmine mage?
>>283355596I can fix her
>>283356108what is there to fix tho?
>>283356085need picrel with her
>>283356156pls don't i'm already lonely enough
>>283356085All the girls in Konosuba are best girls.That said, she’s still the most boring choice of the three.
>>283355596>Waifu thread>uses off model fanSHART Pathetic.
>>283356203>off model Huh? I'd say the proportions are accurate enough.
>>283356234why is megumin so flat chested? it's almost cruel
>>283356156And finally measure her explosion energy.Then shockwave speed, mechanisms of that explosion and generally magical physics, bet she would love that.
>>283356245assburger post
>>283355616Re:Zero might actually be watchable if Emilia were replaced by Aqua.
>>283356042>>283356338The author did say Subaru would go for Aqua...
>>283355877Scumzuma looks like a girl
>>283356439Megumin will probably peg him at some point
is she like.. retarded?
Is this a personal attack against aquafag or something?
her intelligence stat may be low but at least she enjoys life.
>>283355596useless goddess awakening my natural sag fetish
Being happy, loyal, and taking care of your appearance are all the requirements you need to be 9/10, and if you're rich her being financially dependent on you makes 10/10.Kazuma just hates that cause he's poor and wants her to work instead of letting her be a trophy wife. She should be spoiled rotten by a rich man.
>>283357195>She should be spoiled rotten by a rich man.that is how you end up miserable.Aqua has a giant ego that is inflating every second, kazuma not pedestal'ing her is exactly how she should be treated to counteract her ego.
>>283357195its better if she works otherwise she will just cause trouble for you and herself
When I was a teenager I used to fap to Darkness the most.Then in my early 20s it was Megumin that gave me the strongest boners.Nowadays it's Aqua.
>>283355977ryo stomps baqua neg diff
>>283357471thanks for letting me know big bro
>>283355596I'm also a retarded, selfish drunkard but I'm a Megumin man.
>>283356085An endless source of amusement. And cuteness. And sex.
plumbing goddess
>>283355596Her entire religion is about being a worthless piece of shit who does nothing all day, parties and takes advantage of good natured people so they can avoid responsibility.But they are extremely good at Holy and Water magic so everyone puts up with their stupid asses.It's also funny their version of a Pope is basically a Kazuma who realizes all this.
>>283357471just following the natural path to enlightment, nothing unusual.
>>283358891neeeeeed this soooo much ;_;
>>283358791>Aqua>worthlessher create water in high altitude is comparable to megumins explosion, dont fall her unconsiencuss, andhave other super-powerfull abilities,she is actuall the most worth one in the team
>>283357471When you have high test you fapped to the hottest best girlThen you became a PThen you like retardsYour body is declining and your brain is rotting.
10 is her IQ
>>283357008does this "meme template" have a name? i see these all the time and i want to start collecting
>>283360435sry i dont know
That selfish drunktard will give you virtual immortality, will cause trouble but usually her or one of her friends will solve the issue anyways, and will put every single undead she finds to rest, especially if they ask for it.Also, she is hot as boiling water.We don't forget the good points, even when she has plenty of bad ones.
>>283356239Nutrition during early age tends to affect a childs development, and Megumin was poor as shit and starving all the time, so naturally she would not develop breasts or thighs way until her late teen years when she meets Kazuma, and finally starts to get paid enough to eat properly.This is in contrast to Yun Yun been eating properly thus growing bigger boobs.
>>283361093is there any evidence that megumin was poor growing up? all i hear is conjecture about it
>>283355596Yes.
>>28335559610/12 is more realistic, but given what you posted you know exactly why that is.
when aqua needs help and scream/whines KAZUMAAAA it activates something inside meI need a damegami now
>>283355596aqua is /a/'s brofu
>>283360435gyate_gyate
>>283355596For me it's the dumb lich-oneesan.
>>283361129This is the literal canon explanation in the light novels. She's shown to have been poor as fuck repeatedly, including in the movie.
>>283361093>>283364092This is Megumin cope her Mom is also flat.
>>283363834sex
>>283361129There's an entire series about her time before joining Scumzuma.
>>283355596She's utterly undatable
>>283356234Bless the director for being a lover of floppy sagging breasts
>>283355596If only she could get pregnant she'd be perfect
>>283363542Nice. Thanks.
>>283355977He should have appeared in Isekai Quartet.He would have taught Aqua some useful things, starting with picrel.
>>283355596no no the 10/10 is the little girl
>>283356085would marry and impregnate
Aquas pink asshole
>>283364511Gee I wonder if that might imply something else her mom has in common with her daughter.
>>283371772Like loving anal?
Megumin Oppenheimer arc when?
>>283370878This. She needs to be an Anya sized bratty half-pint. I wouldn't just join Axis then. I would give her ALL my life's fluids!
>>283355596i want to make my hot cousin cosplay as aqua...
>>283355596...yes?
Nah she a whore. There is only one queen of alcoholics, and that’s Purple Bocchi
>>283356251Relatable YunYun...
>>283372590Why have I not seen a Megumin demon core meme?
>>283374670This but Misato
>>283355596Yea
>>283375154Not explody enough, maybe.
>>283355596I'M AN ASS MANYEAH I'M AN ASS MAN (YEEEEEEEEAH)I LOVE TO LOVE 'EMI LOVE TO KICK 'EMI LOVE TO SHOVE 'EMI LOVE TO STICK 'EMLOVE TO FLAUNT 'EMI LOVE TO WATCH 'EMI LOVE TO PICK 'EMAND I'M GONNA KICK 'EM'CAUSE I'M AN ASS MAN
>>283356085It's funny when puberty catches up to her and she's actively trying to get Kazuma's dick.
>>283377972Scissor me Daddy Ass
>>283355596women are so much better when they are silly and honest aka drunk
Consider the real best girl of the Konosuba franchise
>>283356203Go to bed Megumi
>>283360435ohayou
>>283379029n
>>283378137>This all happens in one episode.Honestly I would believe it, if I wasn't caught up.
>>283355596areola slip my beloved
>>283358791Just like Christianity irl
>>283355596Fucking drunk Aqua in a bathroom
>>283379238You can also tell it's fake because it implies Kazuma had straight sex.
>>283355596IS THAT A
