Why is it okay to wife monster girls but not Gardevoir?
>>283377436Simes, lamias, spiders, harpies, centaurs, and ghosts are all perfectly fine.
because she's like a piece of asparagus with eyes
>>283377452Asparagus are cute too
As long as it's;>Sexually mature for it's species>Possesses human-level intelligence>Can communicate well enough to express consentThen play ball
>>283377436There's idiots who see her as just another dumb beast to be treated like a dog.
>>283377436Because Lopunny mogs this piece of green garbage.
>>283377436Gardevoir can be a man
>>283377436>>283377464Look at this creature Its so fucking cute it fills me with tearsI would adopt this cute being and raise it like a daughter
>>283377574>DaughterWhat if it's male? You going to let him evolve into Gallade or Gardevoir?
>>283377550my Male Gardevoir fucking swept Platinum. Damn even as a Ralts he saved me from Barry's Prinplup. I will always love my Bishounen Badass
>>283377451>>283377464>>283377494>>283377539>>283377574Repent, furfags.
>>283377607
>>283377607Did mega Gardevoir really need two red things sticking out of her chest?
>>283377616I hope 2009 /b/ see's this post bro.
>>2833776261 in the center impedes titfucking her master. Lamarckian evolution demands she adapt to free the cleavage
Built for big>Dusknoir (old man)>Gengar (gyaru-oh)>Muk (ugly bastard)>Mimikyu (bowlcut shota)Cocks
>>283377626*His
>>283377688The only thing super effective against Gardevoir is hard steel-like objects
>>283377747But anon, I need to get Shadow Sneak and Destiny Bond
>>283377494back to twitter
>>283377727faggot
because their a miner
>>283378152What do they mine?
>>283377452So fucking her will make my pee smell weird?
>>283377436Out of all the pokemon, it's the one But like... Still not quite human enough
>>283377436gardevoir is not a monster girl, its just a human with green skin and ugly short hair
>>283378421>ugly short hairIt's beautiful
>>283378421She has pointy bits on the side of her head, lives in the forest singing and dancing with the animals and wears green.She's an elf.Also, ur a faget for hating on her hair.
>>283377616>I'm in a thread full of things I hate, Now I'm trying to get them to "repent" what ever that means. What do I do?
>>283377626>the red spikes on their chests are their hearts>Gardevoir opens its heart when it mega evolves>Gallade wears its heart on its sleeve when it mega evolvesKino.
>>283378421Gardevoir can be a monster boy
>>283378467Mega Garde is also wearing a weeding dress.But shiny Garde's mega evolution with the black dress is even cuter.
Pokemon and Digimon are slippery slopes.
>>283377574Daughter wife, sure.
>>283377574
>>283377616She's a plant, bro.
>>283378421That's basically a monster girl.
>>283378421>pocket monster>not a monster
>>283377452I'd fuck asparagus if it was voiced by hanakana
>>283378912
>>283379105She may look like a leek but she's a psychic fairy.
>>283377464Brother sleeps like a shenmue character
>>283378912She's so CUTE! I can't take it!
Reminder: Gardevoirs don't have boobs.
>>283380115This this this
>>283380115Pokemon sprites do not depict several things, such as the fact Pokemon of the same kind will vary wildly in sizeThus we may conclude that some Gardevoir are flat, others are Busty.
>>283380115don't care
>>283377436Says who?
>>283380115I reject your reality and substitute my own.
>>283377494>Sexually matureGet a load of this normalfag
>>283380115Based and literally canon.
feed your Gardevoir guys
>>283377436Gardevoir is a pet, monster girls are presented as possessing human-level intellect and conciousness.
>>283381098Gardevoir's are very smart
>>283381048
>>283377494I don't get meme like theseAsh doesn't have a Gardevoir Tai has never seen a Lilithmon or Beelstarmon
>>283377436that’s a male gardevoir btw.
>>283381175My wife is so stylish.
>>283381096it can join the others
>>283381098>psychic mind reader pokemon is not smart enough
>>283381175this is why you must dress your gardevoir, they have no idea what they're doing
>pokefags jerk off to this thing
>>283381209
>>283381236Unimaginable.
a cat is fine too
>>283381397better then gardeshit
>>283381423>>283381397¿por qué no los dos?
hello again /v/
>>283381580fucking brat
>>283381125This is high art
>>283381598
>>283381562The more I look at that, it's probably 2lewd4/a/. So I deleted teh uploaded file and am linking it instead.https://files.catbox.moe/vmcgao.jpg
boing
>>283377616I hate furshit, but I still like Gardevoir.
so is the gown like silk weaved from little embedded spinnerets via her psychic power or is it skin flaps? if it rips how gruesome is the wound?
>>283382435it's just clothes. they can take it off and wear something else if they want
>>283377727i dont understand this shitpostingi have seen it in every single post about gardevoir in the last week
>>283381197Kinda weird seeing humanoids like Mr. Mime eat from a pet bowl.
>>283381096Why would I feed it other men?
>>283384055You gotta dispose of the bodies somehow.
>>283377436Gardevoir is essentially a monstergirl.
Are there somewhere english subs for this short animation?
>>283380115thats even better
>>283377436What does her hair even feel like when you touch it? like does it feel like you're touching a frog or something like that?
>>283377688can you give an example of a bowlcut shota hentai? I've seen memes about them for years but I've never seen them
>>283383253You had to have played pokemon emerald >Rival gets a raltz>I want one too! >Capture one>Eventually evolves>WTF this thing looks like a girl?>Male GardevoirThe seething it made so many kids have them, that to this day, everyone knocks out male ralts and keeps searching for female ones.Nobody uses gallade.
>>283377436But I would wife both?
>>283381397Green girls are simply better
>>283385524Liko's cat literally is a clingy girlfriend in the current anime
>>283385625To this day I dont understand the logic in giving this pokemon a miniskirt and curvy hips. Surely. Surely somebody noticed during the process.
>>283377436But why is everyone ok with having sex with this thing but you get in troubles by saying you want to have sex with May or Dawn...
>>283385748Animals are more okay to fuck than children
>>283385748Gardevoir is fully evolved, officer.>>283385783Anon she's literally a kemono. Lightyears away from being dangerously cheesy.
>>283377494>That pictureI. Must. Reply.
>>283380115>t.I don't care. Fuckable monsters are the only good thing about that shit franchise.
>>283385748>but you get in troubles by saying you want to have sex with May or Dawn...never happened
>>283385748Faggots and hags that weren't a problem until last decade. No one cared about the ages of anime girls, let alone had influence.
>>283384911need more Yandere Gardevoir
Okay how come there hasnt been human-pokemon hybrids yet
>>283386204why do you think humans with green hair and psychic powers exist?
>>283386204There was a manga of thatWe don't talk about it
>>283380115>>283385909https://youtu.be/nDDoqAksEn0?si=1bDLVygOwUVhtTlcYorokobe Shounen.With the advent of AI image generation the world will be free from moralfags and off model complainers.The world will belong to gooners. What right do we have to stand in the way of anon generating Gardevoir getting raped in raped in a train in the style of Asanagi as her huge off model tits bounce joyfully.
>>283386204>>283386247thisPokegirls HAVE been getting fucked and giving birth to humans with weird powers.
>>283386204You mean Ash?
>DECADES later after her generation was released she's still THE waifufag pokemon>still gets a ton of fanart daily>the new scene of the anime only cemented that fact even more>even more fanart of her is being created as of this momentHow did she do it? No other Pokemon could get anywhere near her level.
Ningen can (not) breed pokemons.
>>283386533Not with that attitude!
>>283386522made to be THE wife
>>283386522>How did she do it? No other Pokemon could get anywhere near her level.Amazing design and its honestly safe waifufagging without it being too weird for the casual fan. In fact, most people find her cute anyway.Essentially, safe horny.
>>283386522Uncontrollable urge to headpat.
>>283386740The pics I got sure ain't safe.
>>283380559why's my wife holding my cocksleeve like that?
>>283386522As her central gimmick is a strong desire to protect and care for her owner I would posit that men who want to fuck Gardevoir are seeking such traits in a partner, in other words mommy issues are to blame for her popularityThere's a reason so much r34 of her has the typical Buxom and curvy features often associated with MILFs even though she is canonically a waif.
>>283387008Thanks, Freud.
>>283387008Sasuga, Furoido-san.
If not wife, then why wife shaped?
If I impregnate my digimon partner what will be of my offspring?
>>283387233none, all Digimon are male and made of data
>>283387260You've failed to consider this;Nuh-uh
>>283387008>everything is sex with your mother, except actual sex with your mother which is fine
>>283385524Manga Scarlet wouldn't act like that.
>>283387008Freudian also prescribed Cocaine so I'm not sure about his opinion.
>>283386348IT'S SOULLESS GARBAGE WITHOUT THE HAND OF A REAL PERSON MAKING IT!
>>283387008>wanting a caring and kind partner>THAT MEANS YOU WANT TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER>There's a reason so much r34 of her has the typical Buxom and curvy featuresI'd argue that's because most of her art is from degen furry artists that are physically incapable of drawing anything normal sized
>>283387589Truly depressing. These tasteless niggers ruin everything, I have to dig through pages of GARBAGE to find a single gem.
>>283387648I know your pain brother.
>>283387648frI need to use a bunch of blacklist tags just to try and filter out the garbage
>>283386522Made to be princess carried.
>>283387781wife
>>283377451Holy jpg.
BEHOLDA WIFE
>>283387816I kinda like that this artist changed their handle and went full SFW.
>>283387957
>>283387816she's faking being injured so that she gets princess carried, isn't she?
>>283387976A shame he doesn't draw gardevoir anymore.
>>283385831Gets me every time.
This episode indoctrinated a fresh batch of children into Gardevoir faggotry down the line
>>283388051The future of gardevoir wife art is secure
>>283386740It also helps that she's a psychic type and can fully understand each other with words
>>283388018Oh, no, there is a lot of brandon gardevoir, it's just all sfw antics now.
Do people only like Pokemon because of the prospect of Pokemon fucking? This short gets way more traction than any of the other ones or normal pokemon series.
>>283388146It's all years old.
she's only a pocket monster you sick fuck
>>283388147It's the games
All my feminine-looking Pokemon that can be male are male, no exceptions.
>>283388146based sceptile defending his master from this shotacon
>>283388160It's a shame. Always thought his Brendan/Garde stuff was really cute.
>>283388160>>283388411feels bad man
>>283388146>it's just all sfw anticsAnd that's a good thing, the goonerslop is really overwhelming and boring at this point
>>283377436I prefer Kirlia (with a penis)
I do find the simple slice of life antics with the pokemon to be more endearing than any sort of porn.
>>283388567but that pokemon clearly wants to fuck
>>283388567>I do find the simple slice of life antics with the pokemon to be more endearing than any sort of porn.True, boner of the soul is better than a normal boner
>>283388595Yes but she's constantly clam jammed.
>>283388631The clam jamming is entertaining. Her bean must be painfully purple by the time the series ends.
>>283377436>There was already like a bajillion Gardevoir artwork already out>Episode voiced with KanaHana comes out and another explosion of art happens
can she cook?
>>283388631Brandon needs to grow a pair and just fuck her.
>>283388893a gardevoir already knows when you want to fuck
>>283388767I wanna know if she can do my homework for me.
>>283388613oh hey, an excuse to post this
>>283388966
>>283388767>KanaHanaHow the mighty has fallen. From starring in every anime out there to voicing a Gardevoir saying Ssssaaarrr. How shameful
>>283386844translation?
>>283386844I can't believe this short created so much fanart. Nintendo should commission a few manga about this duo and other pokes
>>283388910>tfw reads your mind, senses your horniness then gets horny herself
>>283377616>Has no furWhat did he mean by this?
>>283380115FLAT IS JUSTICE
>>283388411Septile is hilarious
>>283389252All VAs voiced Pokemon at one point in their careers.She's a hag now and is lucky she's still getting roles.
need gardevoir wife
>>283391343>Cucked by your own PokemonImpressive
>>283388930Gardevoirs are very intelligent and can do anything a human can do but they don't inherently have access to all human knowledge. The Gardevoir would have to have done all the prerequisites to do the homework.
>>283392250By the time you evolve a ralts into a Gardevoir they've spent enough with humans to become civilized, all that's left is teaching it.
>>283392250Well she's at a computer so it's at least safe to assume she has the internet and can search up how to do anything she doesn't know.
>>283388930>>283392250With a body that's humanoid, size like a slightly below average women, implied higher level of sapience due to its psychic nature, and ability to communicate via emotional wavelengths, there's no reason for a single trainer living in a city to treat his Gardevoir as anything less than a person. It's no different than living with a non-english speaking girl with psychic powers.
>>283392503She could easily learn to speak telepathically.
Is it weird that I like all this waifufaggotry not because I like Pokémon, or the fanart, or even Gardevoir itself, but just because of the nostalgia for 2008ish 4chan?
>>283392673Any thread where we can argue and debate and agree and disagree and praise and insult each other without bringing up politically-charged buzzwords is a good thread.
>>283392582If a Meowth can learn to speak with just a bit of effort, then an actual powerful psychic could learn it overnight. Actually, Meowth brings up a lot of rather uncomfortable questions about pokemon. If he can just do that, does that mean all pokemon have human level intelligence and are just OK with humans treating them like animals? Is the entire series the result of a species-wide petplay fetish?
>>283392764Meowth is an ultra prodigy.
>>283392792meowth is a fucking cat
>>283377464
>>283377436it's not. only a bunch of degenerates from /vp/ do
>>283392764That brings up the difference between the anime's world, where most of the pokemon are depicted as fully sapient, and the game world where there are clearly varying levels of intelligence.Of course, the various games do drop hints of humans and pokemon having romantic relationships. And then there were those leaks... which surprisingly, didn't involve any gardevoirs.
>>283392764>>283392839Meowth views himself as a 'human' and henchman, not necessarily Jessie and James' Pokemon.It's why that female Meowth cucked him with a Persian, his knowledge of human language turned him more human than Pokemon.Then you have Mewtwo who is the Magneto of the franchise.
>>283393112Forgot the name, but doesn't James have one pokemon with him that has a crush on him?
>>283392839Maybe I've been living under a rock for a decade, but what are those leaks about?
>>283393157Yes, Weepinbell/Victreebel then Mareanie
>>283392764>If a Meowth can learn to speak with just a bit of effortIt required unlearning all Meowth skills.
>>283393258And Meowth is still strong enough to one shot an Empoleon with a normal attack. You cannot apply this to other regular pokemon.
>>283393176There were some stories written by Game Freak staff during the development of Diamond and Pearl to be used as background lore. Some were insane like the infamous tale of a Typhlosion that drugged a girl in the mountains, then kept her as his wife and she had a child with him. Ones like that were never really intended to be true stories, more like legends and folklore within the game world. However the finished games did hint at them, with the Canalave Library stating that the line between Pokémon and people used to be blurred and the two would often intermarry. Then in Legends Arceus there was a sidequest about a man discovering his ancestor married a Froslass disguised as a human.As for Gardevoir, the only thing we learned about them from the leak was that its beta design was pic related.
>>283393176There was a bunch of leaked files from Gamefreak servers a bunch of years ago. There was a bunch of weird dirty storys about pokephilia mixed in with what you'd expect. That's where the molester typhlosion thing came from. But no Gardes.
I prefer lovey-dovey sex with big-breasted spiders.
>>283393827Ew
>>283393578>its beta design was pic relatedThank god they reconsidered.
>>283377494Who are the hos to the side of tai
>>283393853Whats wrong, scared of spiders or something punk?
>>283393905No, I was referring to the big b**bs
>>283392839>they went with childhood friends now cohabitating as adultsGlad the first popular relationship to come out was wholesome even if not standard Folklore, those alternatives in that image aren´t exactly as pure as that anime short.
Would you teach your gardevoir to drive?
>>283394029Why drive when one can teleport?
>>283394029No, but I would make her give me many blowjobs until she's good at it She can read emotions so she'll become good at it extremely fast
>>283393998>a devoted lifelong companion that helps you manage house and workNo ring, no papers, but that is essentially a marriage.
>>283394052>>283394056>Cum in her mouth>She teleports it to her womb
>>283377539>Because Lucario mogs this piece of green garbage.I agree.
>>283394083>cum inside and she uses barrier on her vagina so it can't leak out
Bros, is there any DS game with Ralts available early? I want to journey with my wife Gardevoir.
if this is possible, then an asparagus fairy can as well.
>>283394029no, I'd have her concentrate on looking at the future
>>283394092Lucario is for Digimon fans and furries.So for Digimon fans.
>>283392387wow cute garde
>>283394141Platinum. Not really early but the most simple.
>>283394128DS or 3DS? If 3DS is good, then X/Y and the Ruby/Sapphire remakes are your best bet since you can get Ralts pretty early on. Otherwise, Platinum will be your best chance, and even then it's a little ways into the game. Every other DS game requires trading or access to post-game content.
>>283393112Needed more Meowth in clothes.
>>283394265>lucario is for Pokemon fans and furries>garedvoir is for Pokemon fans and furriesYep yep yep.
Go back to your containment schizo thread in /ghost/
>still furry boogeymanning in 2025
>>283394317Whoops, meant to quote >>283394141>>283394128Fully expected her to block to prevent insemination.
>>283394309>>283394317Damn. Platinum it is then, been a long time since I played it last time. Thanks anons.
>>283394396An obsessive girl like a Gardevoir, preventing her trainer from impregnating her?
>>283394436The conflict of not wanting to waste a single drop, but not wanting to raise any eyebrows either.
>>283394317Actually, I would be open to 3DS game if you could direct me to a good emulator for PC. I never bought 3DS or Switch, despite playing on GBC, GBA, DSi. Reviews on release of XY weren't good and GameFreak + Nintendo kept making questionable decisions but it would be nice to check out the games after all.
>>283394436Yandere garde who prevents her trainer from having any relationship with any human female, leaving him no choice but to impregnate her.
>>283394489What dumbass trainer wouldn't want to impregnate their gardevoir? You get psychically powerful sons out of it, a step above normal humans.
>>283389469so, she's ok with anal?
>>283394489yandeoir's seem scary
>>283394523>impregnating gardevoir to create Newtypes
>>283394551She'd probably share in your pleasure but would really prefer vaginal. They strike me as family oriented pokemon, probably very good home makers.
>>283394598Don't psychic humans already exist in setting? So someone is clearly fucking their pokemon.
>>283394648Oh yeah, Sabrina was a gym leader back in gen one. But then, in the game, was she herself psychic, or was that something added in the anime?
>>283394523>>283394598What would come out of a Gardevoir-Human hybrid? Would it be a pokemon or a human? Would the state chase you for it?
>Sabrina has had psychic powers ever since she was a child, when she accidentally bent a spoon. She apparently dislikes battling, but is hard to beat because she can communicate with her Pokémon telepathically.
>>283394689She's psychic in the games too, but more emotionally stunted/stoic rather than malicious like in the anime.>>283394523At this point, I'm prioritizing the emotional bond first. That 'I'm here for you' feeling. The kinky stuff can come later.
>>283394694What would come out of a Gardevoir-Human hybrid?It would be a little green-haired elf.>Would it be a pokemon or a human? Yes>Would the state chase you for it?There are no laws against Pokemon, Batman.
How come there's no game where the MC is a highly intelligent Pokemon passing as a trainer?
>>283381048>Gardevoir sleep sittingThis position can mean only one thing...
>>283394753>The kinky stuff can come later.like slow and cuddly sex while holding hands under the blankets
>>283394833>second spoilerMOOOOOOOODS
>>283377436Because batman says so. You wanna be like the joker?
>>283394833As well as waking up to her still holding you in a loving embrace.
>>283394831She could sleep right on top of you with you locked inside of her
>>283394694>What would come out of a Gardevoir-Human hybrid? Would it be a pokemon or a human? Game mechanics say it will be the same species as the mother
>>283390483A married hag.
>>283394833>>283394875
>>283394910Game mechanics are retarded and gay.
>>283394943Is she attracted to him because he looks like her with the green bits taken off?
>>283380115Maybe if they have a human parent
>>283395074HUMAN HERITAGE >B cups
>>283394978She's attracted to him because she's a figment of his imagination and doesn't exist
>>283389364That's not fanart, that's official art from a pokemon twitter.
>>283395317Wow the same as me!
>>283377436Enough about goodie psychics. I want a DARK type female humanoid pokemon to humiliate me and have crazy sex with after a long day of bickering with each other.
>>283395481sounds miserable
>>283394943>it's actually left to right, and not right to leftBooooo
>>283395481Being born in a shithole is already enough torment why would I want to make it worse.
>>283385231I see one on second page of "shota femdom" results on panda. Didn't take much effort.
Would you watch this play?
>>283395790Replace Gallade with me.
>>283393258No, just Pay Day.>>283392839There was this fanfic with a trainer who got a severely abused female Ralts as his starter mon and he got her to warm up to him and he later fucked her after she evolved to Gardevoir but alas, the author took it down.
>>283377436because monster girls tend to be able to speak. Gardevoir doesn't pass the Harkness test, thus it isn't moral to give them the dick. They're animals, sophisticated animals I guess, but animals all the same.
>>283395816>the author took it down.for what purposewhy do cunts have to do this
>>283395862telepathy
>>283385689What do you mean? It's just a cute pet, nothing weird about it.
>>283393157>oneEvery single grass mon he's had
There are a lot of animals that will try to hump/sex humans they really like. Do you imagine Pokémon are the same?
>>283393887Lilithmon and Beelstarmon
>>283396025Certain powerful Pokemon were roleplaying spirits, onis, and gods in the ancient days. You know how in mythology people were getting fucked by bulls, swans, monsters, and so on? That was a literal part of Pokemon's history.
>>283388010Yes, and Delcatty sees through it completely.
>>283394930divorced hag*
>>283393578oo, was it going to be another grass/psychic? That's cool
>>283395862>using Dr. Who as a reference I've seen humans worse than rabid animals and making them speak our language doesn't excuse them from being one. You’re just a midwit cosplaying morality rules from a fucking TV show.
>>283387990she's too happy. must corrupt and make sad
Going by how meowth simped so fucking hard he became almost human, if a Gardevoir became that obsessed with a human, it would do the same thing.
>>283394481>Reviews on release of XY weren't goodHuh? They were adored when they first released, by players and critics. That wore off within a couple months and since then they've been viewed much more critically, but at the time of release they were super beloved.
>>283396449I didn't express myself well. While reviews were positive, they didn't sound good to me. Like the fact there was no postgame. Or all the other steps backwards compared to previous games.
>fucking an animal instead of a brown tomboy waifu
>>283394765>What would come out of a Gardevoir-Human hybrid?Children are the same species as the mother in Pokémon.
>>283396569The things I wish I could do to her.
>>283396569Lol
>>283396595>>283396597https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1761785686427235.webm
>>283396569Pokemon has some great brown girls too.
>>283396569>>283396637>septum ringdisgusting
>>283396637The fuck is that?
>>283396669A brown goddess. She's complicated but you can fix her.
>>283396569>Nose ring
Gardewife>You get to raise her from her first stage>Won't cheat on you>Won't hit the wall>Will protect you>Will use telepathy instead of using woman-speak that leads to misunderstandings
>>283385748I literally fapped to down for 3 hours earlier today
>>283394029I would never do something so mean
>>283377494is the new digimon gemu any good?
How does a wagie have a pokemon you have to train
>>283397303What stops you from having a wifemon and a plant + water type and just going to the forest and live there comfortably?
>>283397218I'm too cheap to buy it until it goes on sale, but everyone says it's great.Only big criticisms I've seen are that it was clearly rushed just a little, since right at the end you get like, a dozen side quests dumped on you, and the roster, while pretty big, lacks a handful of fan favorites, but most of them have been sussed out as being part of DLC.Also even though you can ride a lot of Digimon, you can't get a lot of the pretty lady Digimon like Angewomon and Lillithmon to carry you.
>>283377436Ok then convince me on why it's ok and how is it different than a white girl fucking her dog?
>>283397555No, go back to /v/.
>>283397555Sapience motherfucker.
>>283397555
>>283397621
>>283396173>Literally divorced last month>36 years old>No childrenDAMMIT, LET ME INNNNNNN
>>283397720>divorcedYou don't want this.
>>283397867More for me.
>>283397867>On September 14, 2025, Hanazawa and Ono announced their divorce on their social media accounts, citing different lifestyles and being unable to spend time together as their reasons.Yes, I do.
>>283377436Actually watched the short just nowVery cute
>>283397917In a perfect world every man would have their gardewife
>>283397912I will be her turnip.
>>283398001We really are here forever.
>>283380115But Nidoqueen does? And I guess women don’t have cleavage either. You will cease this gay propaganda alright?
>>283377494pokemon cannot consent
>>283398023Truly.
>>283397469doesnt sound too bad since im not attached to any digimon in particular>you can't get a lot of the pretty lady Digimon like Angewomon and Lillithmon to carry you.fucking kusogewell i guess ill wait for a sale like you
>>283397469Not being able to ride Brachiomon is a real let down
>>283398355>>283398519I can understand there's some limitations just by design, but some of them are inexcusable.I'm hoping they'll remedy this with a patch with the DLC.
>>283395877Too edgy and he grew older, apparently. The fanfic was pretty gritty, too. One of MC's other mons outright died.I remember he re-uploaded the first two chapters somewhere but I can't find them anymore. I only remember him having a deviantart account and a twitter account and him occasionally posting Gardevoir art on both.
>>283398072YEah but if I got on about how much I want to ravage Misty's little loli lumps, I get called other names than just degenerate.
>>283399409Just respond to them with this. It's my new go-to.
>>283399497>normiesThat's just Ieddit's normalfagged version of normalfaggot.
>>283398072>self censorshiptwatter nigger opinion discarded
>>283380383>muh gamesIt doesn't matter.
>>283393827
>>283377436Anime and games have different canons.In the anime, all Pokemon have human-level intelligence. They just don't know how to talk except for the super geniuses or Meowth, who had to bend over backwards and permanently stunt his combat power and ability to evolve just to do so.In the games, Pokemon are not suggested to be very intelligent in general. Lapras's dex entry remarks on the fact that it can understand human speech, and the fact that such an ability needs to be noted implies that it's the exception, not the rule. Or in other words, Pokemon in the games are more on par with dogs. They can be trained to understand commands, but you can't really have a conversation with them, even a one-sided one.What I'm saying is that you can fuck an anime Gardevoir but not a game Gardevoir.
>>283381397sex
>>283399615Yeah and you can't use the modern f word outside of here. Follow the convo.
Biggest grin while you look Nurse Joy dead in the eye. This kills the human female
>>283402291Go ahead. Call Officer Jenny.See if I care.
>>283377550Even better
>>283402291this except my whole party is nothing but female gardevoirs
>>283394565How do I cure this Gardevour?
>>283393920How about now?
>>283398072>muh aNiMaLsGardevoir is more like a fairy or a nymph than anything and fucking those is a folklore tradition dating thousands of years in nearly every culture.
>>283403199I prescribe head pattings, daily, 3 times a day
>>283377616Based!
>>283377451A rosario + vampire rip off
>>283403920this, and don't keep her in her ball
>>283403855>has to feed it>has to train it>has to bathe it>has to clean up after it>has to claim ownership of it>has to sexually satisfy itGardevoir is clearly an animal anon.
>>283404084anon... you know she's just pretending to not know how to bathe right?
>>283394703
>>283404084You have just described a list of wifely duties.
>>283404084>pet>sexually satisfy
>>283404270That's the joke anon, good job on spotting it though
>>283404530Your welcome.
>>283406115Why did she hide balloons under the sweater?
>>283406312gardevoir-human hybrids are very gifted
>>283406312
>>283377436Why is it okay to lust after monster boys but not Typhlosion?
>>283407776Nobody cares what you do, stop shitposting.
>>283407935>stop shitposting in the shitpost thread
>>283408220>*chuckles*This is a waifu thread, sir.
>>283402291She's just jealous.
>>283408423she goes home to a machamp 100%
>>283408539>she goes home to a machamp 100%...that hates her and has filed for a retraining order
>>283406750>>283406943Must be really awkward for full bloods to be so easily picked out of a lineup.
>>283408549He couldn't take her always asking him to choke her out anymore.
>>283408615A machamp with a gentle disposition crying while she demands him to choke her harder
>>283408552they must all have a little human in them at this point
Anything else than a flat Garde is an impostor
>>283408762you're just not feeding them properly
>>283408220I wasn’t even the guy he was thinking of; the schizophrenia is strong here
>>283408969I kinda miss schizo-anon
>>283408265Ah, my mistake, nary a shippost will come from me henceforth.
>anons want to marry this
>>283409848>genki gamer gremlin gardevoirStop it, my heart can only take so much.
>>283409848Yes
>>283409932a gardevoir is a reflection of her masterplease do better
>>283410320
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>283411951does gardevoir scam old people over the phone
>>283412177no she has a real job
>>283377436Because she's a psychic type and there's no way of confirming if the other person actually gave consent.
>>283412914but she has heart pupils?
>>283412771I'll take a breast milk
>>283408732>a little human in themyeah, me
I love how Gardevoir can have the cutest art to having a completely bimbo look.She has such a degree of varying art that artists portray her in. It's amazing.
>>283413131gardebreeding
>>283413189she has good range
Kind of scary
I just want an H Gardevoir drawn like Rukia. Is that so much to ask?
>>283413367Lots of padding in the rear for some reason
>>283413371Rukia Cute-chiki
>>283413091
>>283412958This is not Gardevoir
>>283413426nice...
>>283413435looks like one
I need fanart of Muk breeding Gardevoir and giving her lots of eggs.
>>283413407she needs something to sit with
>>283413613I got something she can sit on
she can read your mind you know
>>283413899The fact she hasn't run away means consent
>>283413426Y-yes, ma'am...
>>283413899And yet, she still genuinely smiles.
>>283413899>>283414105>>283414334She can't wait.
>>283377436
>>283396662>>283396710closeted gays? on my /a/?
wwyd?
>>283414935cum inside
>>283414935Ask if she wants to live with me.
>>283414935WOP IT OUT
>>283414935throw a master ball
>>283414935She looks feral. Perhaps she can be communicated with.
>>283377436>She
>>283416581She can be communicated with AFTER you fuck the ferality out of her.
I love Gardevoir butt.I wish more artists drew Gardevior butt without it just being Gardevoir's head on an exaggerated hourglass body with an obese backside.What I want is thishttps://litter.catbox.moe/wmq9ycg79ltnug3i.gifhttps://litter.catbox.moe/ll2owrecrbt4l9s2.jpeghttps://litter.catbox.moe/0vx0nk9ng121o8mk.jpeg
>>283377452>asparagus with eyesRequesting Mom Asparagus from Veggie Tales cosplaying as Gardevoir
>>283417761gardevoir sex
>>283417761These are nice and pretty on model.
>>283417761Very nice puffy vulva on the second.
>>283417761That's still an obese backside
Have you considered them?
>>283418940Who?
Reminder that animal sex is haram and is subject to eternal punishment in hell
>>283419179They're not animals, they're monsters.And if monster fucking is such a huge part of women's romantic literature, why should males be excluded when they want to fuck their magical monster companion?
>>283416663>implying your sanity could survive 3 hours of "SEX SEX SEX" being communicated directly via telepathy
>>283419227youd be deafened by her physical AND telepathic moans
>>283419179>t. goatfucker
>>283419179I just asked Arceus and he told it's fine
>>283419179God is a pokemon. Your move
>>283419179You got zutted. That's way worse than performing bestiality lmao
>>283419179Monster sex with your sixty cubit tall transparent Houri wives is your eternal reward in heaven
If I had a Female Gardevor I wouldn't have sex with it unless it managed to speak to me.
>>283377451this image is CRISPY
>>283420843I keep thinking of that one episode of the anime where Ralts speaks telepathically to Max.
>>283418836The fags that cry about tits and proportions are always totally arbitrary on the art they consider permissible. It's why I just ignore them now.
>>283420843>psychically screams into your brain for sex
>>283422119Now would she want physical or would she attempt a bit of mind fucking going on?
>>283422150If you start getting technical with her she's just going to rape you.
>>283422119>>283422188Starting to think that ralts should have an everstone for trainer safety...
>>283386522She's still the most humanoid waifu mon. Either picrel or hatterene is in second place and they're clearly a fruit or an ayy
>>283419179Unless...
>>283422119>start having dreams about breeding your gardevoir silly>wake up one night to find her looming over you as you were dreaming
sometimes I get horny at the ecchi pics, but then I see the smooth white meat and it just reminds me of dolphin pussy
>>283422663You might've been on 4chan too long.
>>283422821we've all been bamboozled by dolphin pussy on here before
>>283398065what about mewtwo
>>283377436You have to know anon that Pokémon are animals you sick fuck
>>283423249What animal is she then?
>>283423401the woman
>>283423407You know, I can't really argue with that.But the implications are far more dire than we could've ever foreseen.
>>283413233FD has the wrong Mazda logo on the hood
>>283377494>Possess human level intelligence The pokedex text claims many psychic pokemon have 5000 IQ or whatever but I don't believe it. At best I'd say pokemon are on the level of tool-using animals.>Can communicate well enough to express consentThat's where it really fails though. Outside of freak cases like Mewtwo, or the anime team rocket's Meowth, they don't communicate. And don't give me any shit that the trainers understand complex meanings in their pokemon saying their own name. They don't get them any more than you understand a cat's meow
>>283423539Now post her pregnant
>>283423548No. Pregnancy ruins girls
>>283423666Not falling for your lies satan
>>283423666To the pits of niggerhell with you
>>283423666.t zoomer woman
>>283423666non sense
>>283424196But she isnt pregnant?
>>283377436gardevoir >>>>*∞ centaur girl
>>283424222you don't know that
>>283424333I like how the lingerie accounts for the spike.
>>283424356>Lingerie stores sell gardevoir specific items
Gardevoir are incredibly weak to kisses
>>283386204Anon, what do you think Gardevoir is
it's time to get spooky
>>283377436cute
>>283424445What did a human fuck to make Gardevoir?
>>283424585God
>>283424601Arceus is a woman and she lusts for protagonist dick.
>>283424634She should bear me more kids
do you catch her?
>>283424690You can't catch Gardevoir in the wildFake
>>283424690*throws loveball*
>>283424703how do you know someone didn't release (kick) her?
>>283424713Even less of a reason to catch herShe's been ran through
>>283424690Intense lovey dovey cuddles every night
>>283424761she'll turn yandere with that treatment...
>>283425142Surely it wouldnt be that bad
Should Gardevoir be taller than the trainer?
>>283425679trainer? surehusband? no
>>283381150It's jjst people who kinda barely remember the basics of the anime adaptations using them are standins for the average coomer pokemon/digimon player
>>283424703Sounds like a skill issue.
I watched the short. Keeping a gardevoir in a tiny room while you're working seems kind of cruel.
>>283426607male gardevoir btw
>>283427127agreed, she should cook and clean while you're gone like a proper wife
You cannot convince me that the reason humans like Sabrina exist, a literal psychic, was because someone fucked a gardevoir and it had a human hybrid kid.
>>283427506Your right, it's because of Drowzees
>>283378912Cute!
>>283385831Haters be damned. Mega Starmie is funny.
>>283424690Two lost souls wandering in the dark finding each other. She'll always have a home.
So can Gardevoirs breed with humans? Asking for a friend haha
>>283427933I'll try a few thousand times and get back to you
>>283427552Hypno
>>283377436Where's this from?
>>283385831Is this better?
Rest in pizza Gardevoir thread
>>283429399
>>283429626gardevoir SEX
>>283429719correct
>>283428371https://youtu.be/1JtuxmEiYl4
