Post terrifying creatures of the night
>>283426051
Since humans dress up as unholy vampires for Halloween shouldn't vampires dress up as virtuous humans?
>>283426700Why would you want to see pires dress as cheap whores
>>283426700That fatpire needs to diet and exercise.
>>283426887Sopi's not fat, she just has dhampir bearing hips.
>>283426700>AInot my gophie
Spooky!
>>283428331That buttcrack...
I love my beautiful little vampire queen wife, beyond all things!!! :)
Imagine a XXX-year-old vampire occupying your home after tricking you into letting her in, perhaps even on Halloween. She acts all haughty, but she depends on you for sustenance! She claims to understand human males more than any mere human, but she sits on your lap to display dominance and feels smugly superior for "forcing" you to let her sit there! Cute! Adorable! She doesn't understand modern technology and mispronounces words like "television" or "internet!" You claim to be terrified of her presence and cowed by her occupying your bed at night to get her to do it more often! Aren't dumbpires great?
>>283428364Needs to be licked
>>283427045gay
>>283426041I only like dumb dorkpires
Vampire feet
>>283426041
>>283442998I'm scared stiff.
>>283430474>and mispronounces words like "television" or "internet!"How would these words be mispronounced? I feel like their english spelling to pronunciation is pretty intuitive, compared to stuff like "Infrared" or "Coup" or "Claiomh Solais""T'ley vai son?" "Intra-neet?"
>>283444674We've been over this before, intranet != internet. They are very different. You figured out online shopping and how to use a cell phone in days, but this somehow eludes you.
>>283444674>tea-levy-scion>intern-ette
Is this the new vampire thread?
>>283447310Who knows?
>>283447310Maybe
I am scared stiff.
>>283448487