Why did Araragi fuck his less sexy sister? Is he stupid?
Why are you gay?
That animation is very poorly done. Like a sweat shop worker with epilepsy and tourettes had a stroke.
>>283472302no it isn't
>>283472312A retarded monkey could do better.
>>283472332No it couldn't.
>>283472332>A retarded monkey
>>283472489
>>283472302>animation >still frame
>>283472157>less sexyOkay
>>283472489Where did she get the oversized shirt if she has no bf?
>>283472936It could also be from her brother we've not seen yet?
>>283472936>>283472946Or father
>>283472601Mostly the suds move, which shows the incompetence of the staff.
>>283472946>>283472957Is this the power of Monogatari fans?
wait what? when? or rather where is it implied? I call bullshit
>>283472489Do you have that hot mountain climbing outfit?
It's thematically implied that Tsukihi is his half sister and that his dad was cuckolded.
>>283472975No it doesn't
>>283472157It's a stepsister, or not a sister at all, dummy
>>283473250Why would his mother do that.
>>283472936All dykes have a designated meat dildo for days when they're too horny to pretend lesbianism is real. Hers is probably Araragi.
>>283472157he didn't fuck anyone besides maybe the used goods that was kaiki's fucktoy/cumsock already
>>283474742>Hanekawa still seething
>>283474742>oh look at all this beautiful girls>none of them are getting fuckedAnd this is why I don't watch ecchi
>>283474742It seems pretty likely he also fucked Karen. There is also absolutely no way he hasn't had sex with Shinobu yet.
>>283474742>maybeSo you're saying there's still a chance he walked her home gently?
>>283476263her holes were probably too destroyed by kaiki for araragi's penis to be able to touch any two sides of them at the same time
>>283476347Don't forget her father using them after work
>>283476347Hanecowa joined the shining path
Birb is so cute.
>>283476465Boobs covered by cgi bottles that could disappear at any moment
>>283477042Very important scene.
>>283472157That one isn't blood related so she's a no can do
>>283477460She is at least half due to growing in the same womb (presumably with some similar genes which is why she looks like her siblings). The bird essentially impregnated her mother with her.
>>283477517No. I don't remember if the anime mentions it, but in the novel they're very clear that there WAS a Tsukihi fetus. The phoenix just deleted it and took its place. It has zero genetic connection to either the mother or father. It's just imitating what the vanished fetus would have looked like.
>>283477858I suppose that makes Araragi deciding to continue loving her even stronger. He loves her so much, that he is willing to still treat her kindly despite her essentially killing his actual sister. It also makes Kagenui seem like less of a monster.
Monogatari is a wincest anime
>>283477966>>283477858>>283477517Wait what?
>>283472489I need a monkey like this so bad in my life
>>283478539
>>283472489>>283472157Is she in love with Araragi too?
>>283476263>>283474742Kaiki took all of Crab's virginities, unironically.
>>283472489>tomboy>long hairChat is this real?
>>283478422She is an immortal oddity that essentially worked like a changeling. The bird selected a host and replaced the baby sometime during development. Tsukihi, of course, doesn't remember this. She actually forgets a lot which is how she doesn't realize she is an oddity despite dying and regenerating many times. You really should watch Nise, it is used for a very touching story.
>>283478996Tsukihi pretty obviously has to have something for Koyomi with how many intimate things they do together. The fact that she pretends to see nothing after catching him bathing with a foreign loli is even further proof.
>>283478996They both are. There's a point in one episode where Koyomi asks them why they chose the boyfriends they did, and they both think for a second before replying in unison "because he looks like you"
>>283480367to be fair this is just normal, aside from the actual incest part. Studies show you are more attracted to people who look more like you, attraction just falls off a cliff when it comes to actual siblings presumably due to some psychological mediation
>>283479868nta but this was the arc of Nise I skipped when it became apparent Crab wasn't going to show up again in the series.
>>283480483To be fair, they did make their boyfriends up so that might add something to their meaning. As for attraction, I feel it probably just drops off due to growing up together. You spend years at an age without sexual thoughts together. Throughout that time, siblings are bound to get on each other's nerves and compete over different things. It is hard to put to words, but there is a sort of preexisting feeling in your head that is already dominant when sexual attraction starts.
>>283477460She literally is blood related since she came from the same mother
>>283481454Bratty imouto needs correction, she shouldn't let her crack hang out like that if she doesn't want it
>>283481517That's just a chicken.
>>283481454>>283481790Stupid sexy birb
>>283472985Lolitagi is better
>>283479868I fucking love the ice cream lyrics because of this.
>>283473250Wouldn't it be more like his mother was raped while sleeping without ever realising.
>>283472157He's kind of a bird brain
>>283483085Shaft is so based for putting all this effort into bath scenes.
>>283479072Based Kaiki.
>>283483085Isn't the araragi family wealthy? Why are they using a sponge to clean their bodies rather than a loofah or washcloth?
>>283483689It is sexier
long hair is always better than short hair
>>283472302It's a very ugly show, isn't it? I think the best way to sum it up is garish.
>>283485041This.
>>283485041True...
>>28348504110nobu looks cute with short hair
>>283483689Bare hands > sponge, loofah, wash cloth.
>>283486050Who the heck is juunobu?Did you mean 4nobu? Baka!
>>283486050That's true, but 12nobu is still peak beauty and sex appeal
>>283486197It is just a nickname for the different Shinobu ages me and some other anons use. Not the Japanese pun abbreviation.
So why did the darkness swallow the village residents in Kiss-Shot's story?
>>283486553Wasn't it just an accident because it was very angry? Araragi nearly got eaten twice when trying to save both Mayoi and Ougi.
>>283486644By accident how? In both Rrrgi cases he's in close proximity but Kiss-Shot's story makes the disappearances as if people were getting spirited away systematically.
>>283486744The people were worshipping her
>>283487016Yeah but why didn't it go straight for her like it did for Snail? You didn't see it target anyone that knew Snail.
>>283487074Kiss-Shot could probably move around a lot. She can super jump and even fly if needed. Yotsugi's super jump already seemed to escape it pretty well.
>>283487330That thing just seems to appear in front of the target plus she often stayed and even rested at her "shrine" back then.
>>283486429I understood that, I was just joking.
JCnobu
>>283486553Kiss-shot was already an extremely powerful vampire then. In the present, Kiss-shot's arrival in town is compared to a (super)natural disaster, like a hurricane. Her presence alone has that kind of weight, like the world revolves around her.From this perspective, it could be that Kiss-shot had more "weight" than the entire village worshiping her, and eliminating the false worshipers was therefore the "path of least resistance" to correcting the problem. Kiss-shot was a major feature in the supernatural ecosystem, and to correct part an ecosystem that's out of balance it's better to try to remove the factors causing disruption than to burn the whole thing down and start over.(Which is what ultimately happened; Kiss-shot was forced to flee and the area was left without any god because of the chaos she caused and the vacuum left in her wake, which directly led to the surge of supernatural events in town centuries later when she returned)For a lone wandering ghost like Hachikuji Mayoi, or a doppelganger like "Oshino Ougi" that essentially only affects one person, there's no issue with directly attacking the problem at its source.
>>283472157>>283483085>>283481790>>283481454>>283476465Tsukihi is unbelievably sexyNeed her to rape me
>>283488844>Tsukihi will never sneak into your bed in the middle of the night and molest you
>>283488790I had a similar thought about the Darkness priorities but where i stumble is:Shinobu was already feeling weakened because of the time she'd spent on Antarctica.Making multiple villages worth of people disappear sound more like "burning the whole thing down"As you said the Darkness went for her in the end anyway.
>>283488948>Shinobu was already feeling weakened because of the time she'd spent on Antarctica.This is true but it's hard to say exactly what it means. In a literal sense, she was still strong enough to launch herself across the entire planet in one leap. She would have disappeared and eventually been forgotten if she had stayed isolated in Antarctica, but the moment she returned to humanity, even in an improper way, she was still Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade.>Making multiple villages worth of people disappear sound more like "burning the whole thing down"In this analogy the legendary vampire is the (force of) nature, and an individual human life or even several backwater villages are insignificant in comparison. It's like trying to hunt or starve out a predator by culling its prey.I mean to mention this in the first reply, but it also parallels her experience in life as Princess Acerola; not just villages but whole kingdoms committing suicide for her. I can't say which idea Nisio came up with first, but she has always had an extraordinary and privileged existence.
>>283474742>schizos still parroting this years later.
>>283489336>it also parallels her experience in life as Princess AcerolaIt does and it also explains a bit of how slow she was to notice.Still, imagining the Darkness as having to hunt her feels weird to me as its behavior appears to be generally lenient for accepting solutions but at the same time eliminating mistakes at their core instead of having strategizing.
>>283477858What? I'm an anime only, and even to me it was very clear that the bird replaced an existing fetus.
>>283477858>>283489539I kind of wonder if it fully replaced her or if it just overtook/fused with her soul. It could still be worded as a replacement, but it makes more sense than completely erasing someone from existence. This would also go well with the phoenix adopting genetic looks.
>>283488884Why am I even alive..
>>283486553Because Gaen wasn't telling the complete truth.
>>283490581Oh? If we get more from Tsugi that sounds awesome.
>>283485841That one frame at 0:09 where she swings around should show nipple, but doesn't because SHE'S A BIRB
Which Monogataris have the most Jomon DNA?
>>283490674Its nothing new really.In Shiro, Gaen tells Hanekawa that she cant help her with the Tiger because she "acts the way she's supposed to act." Which implies that she would do something about it if it wasn't acting the way it's "supposed to act."When they meet Gaen in Oni, she looks at Snail and says she gave Doll a job "which clearly hasn't been finished." She then goes on to explain that Snail is in danger because she isnt acting like an oddity anymore, giving that whole speech about things acting the way they should and blaming the Darkness.The Darkness isnt hunting her because she isnt acting like an oddity, Gaen is. Gaen is just using the problem as an excuse to push her to pass on without having to kill/force her to pass on.
>>283492105Nta but, Hachikuji being saved really was a "mistake" then? As in, it went completely in the way of what at least Gaen had planned? I forget if she was part of making Hachikuji the god of the shrine. But I assume that was done to "fix" things.
>>283492105I think you got a lot of things mixed up and that doesn't even explain the darkness' actions.
>>283474742I don't even dislike Gahara but holy fuck if she isn't worst girl
>>283492105Gaen tells Hanekawa that only she can deal with the Tiger because it's her issue. I remember 0% of their conversation involving how anything is supposed to act.Doll's job in Oni involved the first Kin. It's the same job that she gets distracted from that asks Araragi to help with as an exchange for her information.Gaen has no stakes in Hachikuji at this point and I don't get what you're implying he darkness hunts her for if not for her passing on yet still being a ghost.
>>283492500It is an intentional part of the story
>>283492500I think she's cute and nice
>>283492818She is too fat and well endowed here. Artists need to draw her skinnier.
>>283492588"I'll buy you two drinks because I act the way I should as an adult. Thats also why I cant help you with the Tiger."She's obsessed with things acting the way they should.>because it's her issueRight. It's acting the way it should, if it wasn't, it would rapidly become someone else's problem, and a bigger problem.>I don't get what you're implying he darkness hunts herIm not, thats the point. The Darkness is incidental, and a convenient way to convince her to pass on.>>283492416>I think you got a lot of things mixed up and that doesn't even explain the darkness' actions.Gaen has nothing to do with the Darkness.
>>283492927Gaen wants things to be as they are. Meme wants things to be balanced and solve themselves. Kagenui wants to force things to be correct.Kaiki just wants to solve the issue.
>>283492884All the fat goes into her tits after she stopped doing sports
>>283492927How can the darkness be incidental?
>>283493094I like when panties have butthole suction
>>283486553>So why did the darkness swallow the village residents in Kiss-Shot's story?The other guy was right. This is actually discussed in Tsugimonogatari. I'd tell you what that book says about it, but I'm not confident I fully understood it because fuck Seishirou and his Ye Olden Japanese
Are baths between siblings usually as they're portrayed in Monogatari?>>283486429Araragi has had sex with all of these. >>283489539>>283489837Tsukihi not being related at all to Araragi is how it's presented initially, but then at the end of Nadeko Draw, Shinobu says she's able to hide in Tsukihi's shadow because of her relation to Araragi, so I think it's just an inconsistency.
>>283493898Shinobu is so cute and abnormally small here. The hiding in Tsukihi's shadow thing was interesting too. It would be cool if one of the upcoming Tsukihi stories has Shinobu follow her in this way. I think Shinobu may also do this to Karen in Karen Ogre (which will be animated in a few months).
>>283493997The next anime will be about Sodachi
>>283486553Looking back, it's not nearly as bad as I remembered it being. But I'm not 100% sure if he's using the comments about the villagers dying to lead into his theory on the next page or if he's just making a pointless "well, actually, it mostly killed humans and missed its actual target, but still..." aside.This page is Tsugimonogatari spoilers btw
>>283494084Karen Ogre was already confirmed in the poster though.
>>283494284It's most likely similar to the first season, where the first key visual only showed the first two arcs being animated and there will be a second poster with Sodachi Fiasco and Amarimonogatari.
>>283494310>AmarimonogatariIsn't that already shown by Yotsugi being in a sexy dress?
>>283489837I always saw it as the phoenix scooping out and replacing the yolk/soul, while the shell/body was left alone.
Dental hygiene > bathing. Do not try to convince me otherwise.
>>283494382Yotsugi's also pretty prominent in Yoimonogatari. SHAFT probably put in her in the dress early.
>>283494431That is a pretty Monogatari explanation, thank you anon.
>>283494541Something about this outfit feels special
>>283472157I'm just that he didn't bang Hanekawa
>>283494839Hanekawa's first time was with a* Zambian*5 Zambians
>>283474742>says straight to Araragi's face that if Kaiki'd tried to cure her disease, she would have fucked himbased woman moment
>>283494920Actually, it was with Crab. In the shower at her place.
>>283479738Yes, baldie, it's real.
>>283495110Is monkey weak to anal?
What do you think about snake?
>>283495724I want to yank her jeans off and give her butt a little kiss
>>283495724The definition of asking for it.
She dressed up so cool and then was stripped and humiliated lol.
>>283472302First time watching a shaft show?They all look like shit. Always the same pattern of trying to mask a lack of substance with "muh creative visuals".
>>283477858>>283489837It's basically The Thing, but without the body horror aspect. It's an alien copy that's functionally indistinguishable from the real thing. Araragi himself even acknowledges that she's his real sister at the end of Nise, it's a moot point.
>>283472157Please kill yourself.
>>283497010There also is the whole Nise thing about imposters sometimes being realer than the real thing.
>>283472157When did he fuck her?
>>283479868How do you know the birb didn't just fuse with her like a symbiote instead of outright replacing his original sister?
>>283472157>Monogatari fansSo maybe those tourists weren't really wrong when they called Monogatari fans retarded nackbeards who want to see lewd scenes featuring teenagers?
>>283492818Terrible shit tier mentally ill bitch, even worse than math. Deserves to be hate fucked by a rhino and fed to a pack of starving feral shitbulls.
>>283497540Facts. Monogatarifags are retarded.
>>283495724Araragi is retarded for not giving her the d when she was coming on to him like a cat in heat.
>>283492210Gaen intended to resolve the issue of Shinobu (who was considered "safe" as long as she was bound to Araragi, but could and did still create many problems) and the trouble that Shinobu had brought to the town in a convenient way, by having her "take responsibility" for the trouble she's caused and become the new god of the town's shrine. This would be a more stable long-term solution to effectively neutralize her as the Legendary Vampire, and solve the issue of the spiritual "vacuum" in the town that's attracted so many "bad things."From what I remember, making this ""offer"" to Araragi was why she came to town in the first place, and she gave him the Snake God talisman for Shinobu to eat after they dealt with Seishirou. Araragi obviously did not want to do this, and Ougi then manifested at about the same time, which created much bigger problems (this is why Ougi manipulated Nadeko into finding the talisman and becoming the new Snake God; solving the problem in a way that punished Araragi for his negligence).Eventually, Ougi became so much of a problem that Gaen forced the issue by personally killing and reviving Araragi with Kiss-shot/Seishirou's swords. She intended to use Mayoi as just a friendly messenger to guide Araragi back from the afterlife, but he went ahead and brought her back with him, which ended up working out because Mayoi happened to be an even better candidate for the Snake God (because Slugs > Snake, Japanese folklore, you know, we've all seen Naruto). So it wasn't what she planned, it just worked out that way.
>>283497811Very interesting. There seems to be a common theme of Araragi and Shinobu persisting despite everything thrown at them. Quite similar to the nature of vampires who endlessly regenerate. I've never watched naruto though.
Do we know absolutely for sure that Ougi actually thinks like a human? What if her brain runs like a very unique animal?
>>283497649You failed the IQ test
>>283499040She'll pass the pregnancy test
>>283499111Trips of pregnancy
>>283472157Ararararagi canonically fucks everyone in the series.Unwillingly and under protest, however.
>>283497540No shit. You think people like this series for the pretentious wordplay, basic bitch social commentary, or nauseating visuals?
>>2834864294th is my fav
>>283497649They explain at some point that her coming onto Araragi wasn't genuine but rather because she knew it would lead nowhere, because her whole thing is that she's passive and inoffensive because she's repressing her emotions and afraid of confrontation, so coming onto the known to be unavailable Araragi is a way to engage in a sort of pretend romance that demands of / reveals nothing about her while still enabling a gratifying self-narrative of being a tragically spurned lover
>>283497811>Eventually, Ougi became so much of a problem that Gaen forced the issue by personally killing and reviving Araragi with Kiss-shot/Seishirou's swordsThat was mostly to separate Shinobu from Araragi, since she still wanted Shinobu to take the role of god and she couldn't do that if she was bound to Araragi. I don't think Gaen considered Ougi to be a pressing matter.There was also a second reason Gaen needed Araragi and Shinobu separated, but I can't remember if it's been mentioned in the anime yet or not (it might have. I legitimately don't remember). She's been looking for an apprentice to deal with a certain matter. Kanbaru, Araragi, and Hanekawa were the three candidates she had in mind. Hanekawa got the fuck out of there, Kaiki arranged for Kanbaru to lose her link to the supernatural to disqualify her, and Araragi defied her at absolutely every turn. But she happened upon a fourth candidate while she was in town.
>>283499248Even little Yotsugi?
>>283494244What is he trying to say? What was the theory?
>>283499929That alongside Kurayami, there's a second entity called Shirayami that eliminates humans who've stepped too far outside the bounds of humanity (those who get too close to being called gods or devils). But even in-story it's only presented as a theory and the book refuses to actually confirm if it's a real thing or not.Again, I'm not sure if he's implying the Kiss-shot worshipers were actually hit by Shirakami for worshiping a vampire or if he's just randomly bringing them up as a lead-in to what he's about to talk about. Monogatari characters love to ramble.
>>283499849By that point dealing with Ougi was absolutely a priority, all of Gaen's current and former network of associates had been committed against her and Ougi had managed to deflect them all. Gaen had multiple contingencies and came out ahead of course, but she had to stick her own neck out there between Kiss-shot's claws to do it. And even then she didn't get everything she wanted, since Araragi and Oshino save Ougi instead of letting her be erased.This is all mostly just going off my memory of Final Season of course, and Gaen's exposition dumps are pretty dense, I'm sure there were even more layers to her keikaku. Like I don't remember if Tadatsuru actually got played by Ougi or if it was all part of Gaen's plan, or if he got played by both of them.
>>283500050The fact that the villagers are targeted instead of the vampire being mentioned by Nisio at all is interesting. I wonder if it's supposed to be up in the air since from the looks of it nobody is 100% sure of the reason it seems.
>>283497811Slugs > SnakeThis is stupid. Snakes eat slugs, are faster, and actually have a vertebrate. Superior in every way.
>>283500294It's an old rock-paper-scissors game from China where Centipede was mistranslated for Slug by the Japanese.
>>283499771ok but nadeko pussy
>>283472157he had to take Karin's virginity before Kanbaru did
>>283472157>Why did Araragi fuck his less sexy sister?Wut?
>>283502282>lust provoking image>time wasting questionEnjoy your stay, 90% of the posts could be bots and nothing would change.
>>283502300I'm just curious if he actually ACTUALLY fucked Karin.
>>283473078Give me that egg. These are trying times.
>>283502466No, it's just what some people like to think happened so they say it did. There's a lot of that.
>>283480483>presumably due to some psychological mediationWestermarck effect It's the same reason why childhood friends often lose
>>283503837A body that begs for something
>>283502466They kept going with that toothbrush thing and it is implied they continue doing it regularly. Given that Karen already wanted sex, it is quite likely that something happened at some point. Nisio wouldn't actually confirm this of course because it isn't within the feeling of the story. So it is left implied.
I couldn't watch the new season. All the characters are so ugly and cringe now. All of them got flanderized.
>>283504118You calling this ugly?
*nasal screaming*
I fapped to this bird today
>>283505309Based
>cut hairruined
>>283506057
ONE MILLION SEX WITH TSUKIHI
>>283506125Yes yes very much
>>283506079imagine being nisio
>>283483085:30 - :32 is the greatest 2 seconds of animation and you will. never be able to refute this.
>>283506079I prefer them with short hair
>>283506293Resting Brat Face
>>283495724I like white snake the most
Mou, Anon-Nii-chan, urusai
you really have a huge bird autist itt. go on, keep posting.
>>283506583I think bird and Izuko would be the worst moms
>>283506243a man of culture
>>283506243One time my sister did something similar to that and I couldn't resist and hugged her.
>>283472157Bird is so much better than all the other girls. It annoys me to no end there is no show where she is the main and only heroine.
>>283506692I am a huge Monogatari autistWhat do you want me to post?
>>283506842Just wait until the adaptations for Torimonogatari and Ootorimonogatari come out in a couple years. 2032 will be the year of Tsukihi.
>>283503837She's the lewdest.
>>283506953That's way too many eyes for meMaybe 5 eyes and I still would
>>283506953Is this like Tsukihi but real?
>>283506079Haircut = Character development
>>283507201Haircut = Sexual development
so short hair = used goods?naruhodo
>>283507371
>>283507371Being used by me
>>283483085anime fans aren't beating the "technically it's ephebophilia" rap
>>283508058Technically it is hebophilia
>>283508058Don't worry she's 18 now
>>2834864295>1>>3~4>>rest
>>283507912Damn I'm only like 5'2
>>283508300I'm 5'6 or 7I've seen JCs taller than me
>>283508300
>measuring things in feet
>>283507371Do you actually suppose that short-hairs have higher dick counts than long-hairs? I don't know, man...
>>283508841I want to stick my foot up her skirt and feel the contents with it. I'll slowly knead away. It'll feel just as good as using my hand.
>>283508912nisio's shorts are past their prim-- character arc. nothing left.
>>283508841Measuring "that" with loli Hanekawa's feet
>>283508058>>283508102Really, in most cases it's Neotenophilia if anything. Most people who are into "childlike" features aren't comfortable sexualizing actual children.
>Have pic related literally begging you to fuck her>"Nah, I'd rather date a stick :)"Araragi is the gayest man in anime.
>>283508841I want to cum on her glasses and make her walk home
>>283509031Humans have that in general. We look like giant babies to other apes. Humans are a lolicon species.
>>283508956
>>283509105That's a more-or-less thing. Certainly, the human species has come a long way from what it used to be. And neoteny is a double-edged sword, if we're being honest.
>>283509163Where does this nopan shot come from?
Hanekawa and Shinobu (adult) share the #1 best girl spot.
>>283509780>A new competitor has arrived
Hanekawa (child) and Shinobu (child) share the #1 best girl spot.
>>283509820stop you'll summon the krul poster
>>283510480That would be pretty cool
>>283506842
this it the peak version by the way. along long haired tsukihi.
>>283511784I feel like if you yanked off her panties, she still has the same butt and pussy that JSyoi had.
>>283511878that isn't a problem
>>283511926Imagine her downing so much alcohol and only being mildly drunk
>>283497540Normalfags have irl kids they set up to be molested and shitty rape porn erotica so why bitch about this?
>>283513235Don't reply to itThere has obviously been an attempt to bait throughout this thread. Read and notice a pattern.
>>283472157Implying the story is finished (because I forgot about it after second season), What happens at the end with crab and bat?
>>283514360The story hasn't ended. In the latest point in the timeline, it is about how it always is. Hitgai is Araragi's girlfriend/bride and Shinobu is his kin/lolislave. They do get along well though.
>>283472157
>>283514551This is a great comic. Instead of just being generic porn, it feels like a chapter you might see in any old manga.
Which Monogatari is the strongest?
For some reason this scene doesn't arouse me. The shape is too round. Although it is pretty accurate to what such an angle and movement would realistically look like.
>>283516848Beeeee
>>283514627I feel its like that with every comic, people really try to make it feel as if its a chapter/episode that cant be shown on tv
>>283516848Why are you gay?
>>283516848built for head locking choking her neck like a vice&painanal domination 120-180 bpm full on tip 2ballsdeep with a vibrator rubbing her clit nonstop even after orgasm you dont stio till your done no matter hoe much she screams and squirms
>>283517836I really wish we got to see the bra come off
>>283515547kiss shot aureola cock under balls
>>283517856https://files.catbox.moe/9rj8t5.gif
>>283518310I feel like they would've had this in the rerelease if they didn't have to cut that scene for time. They supposedly have boobies in Virgin Punk.
>just downloaded 70gb to rewatch the series ad catch up since I dropped during math arc>no motivation to actual start overman
>>283518955Motivation
>>283519052
So, what's the update on this series? The last scene I remembered watching was Araragi's yellow beetle, and I think Kanbaru was running, I think she met Ougi somewhere (man I need to rewatch this shit). I've read some threads here and there from time to time, apparently Arararararagi is a cop now? Is there a quick summary from Owari (I think) and the most recent novel release?
>>283519052mmmm not enough
>>283472302MEGA FAGGOT
>>283518955>no motivation to actual start overWe can watch together anon. Just started Mayoi's arc.
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Sometime I still need to go through specific Monogatari episodes and take a bunch of screenshots of all the sexy frames. They hide them in nearly every scene.
>>283472489God her running outfit is so fucking hot
>>283472157She's not his sister, she's a damn phoenix that snuck into his house.
>>283519980You didn't watch Nise
>>283519301For Owari, go find a summary elsewhere. There are tons of them. If you want to know what's been going on in the novels since then:>Bunch of short stories focusing on different characters starting their own adventures, almost none of which are ever followed up on (for example, Kanbaru has a story where she resolves to track down the rest of the demon pieces, then later Araragi makes an off-hand mention that she and Ougi did it off-screen)>Nadeko had a whole story arc spanning across multiple books about her trying to get her life back together after the god nonsense. She ultimately ended up as a specialist who can summon drawings working under Gaen with Yotsugi as her partner.>bunch of "Araragi in college" mysteries, most of which didn't have many longterm consequences>we met the vampire that turned Shinobu into a vampire. In a later book, Shinobu has to choose whether to mercy kill her or not since she's starving to death and dying of simp AIDS. She refuses and finally understands why Araragi couldn't kill her in Kizu. Also the vampire dies a few months later anyway.>Araragi becomes a supernatural cop/detective working for a new police branch Gaen set up.>Araragi and Hiitagi get married and adopt Shinobu into their family. (although Hiitagi admits she doesn't expect Araragi to stop screwing around with her even though she's his "daughter" now)>really good book going into the history of Oshino and friendsAnd that pretty much sums it up.
>>283520655Nta but are you the one who wrote the Tsugimonogatari summary? I knew most of this already due to anons mentioning things and some reading myself. But this is still a very good summary of the events, I felt I needed to say.
>nearly 20 years>all the girls,except crab, are still 10/10 and make me hard
>>283520780I think one of the things that makes Monogatari girls so hot is the fact that they are drawn more lifelike and realistic in some ways. Accurate art is one of the main causes of arousal.
>>283520655>shinobu is now basically incest.....dunno how to feel about that
>>283520749Yeah, that was me. 5-ish years ago I remember reading really, really awful summaries of the Monster Season books, so bad summaries are a bit of a sore point for me.
>>283520893Aroused
>>283519465What did he see? Why did Araragi say they couldn't make a figure of Ononoki because of what she was wearing? I NEED TO KNOW
>>283521007The mystery makes it hotter in a way. You can imagine whatever you like, even nopan. I know if the mystery is ever ended, it will probably just be normal boring panties.
>>283521117Wow!
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>>283521211I would mark her backAnd take responsibility
>>283521211At 0:02 you can see the Doll cheek
>>283521244Even if we don't get to see her panties, it's enough for me to know that her ass is out
>>283480004Pretty sure she keep his virginity for Onii.
>>283521411Girls should do this instead of twerking
>>283472157My sister looks like her and we have bathed together back when we were younger.What now faggot? What are you going to do?
>>283521750Fuck your sister, I guess
>>283521750Give her a hug
>>283495724I remember once reading this (now gone) random blog entry titled "Nadeko makes my snake solid" where the writer went to great lengths to justify and normalize his attraction to her (and hebes in general to a lesser extent). Dude was beginning to sound like the "a cat is fine too" doujin. It was hilarious.He also argued that as pediatrician, he found that Nadeko wasn't obese and that her belly fat was normal for her age.
>>283522291>as a pediatrician
>>283522291A true Monogatari fan
>>283521365Yotsugi is such a dirty girl
>>283522291>as pediatricianwew
Which Monogatari JC is the best and sexiest?
>>283524091You posted her.
>>283522291Let this guy have his mental gymnastics, he actually needs them
>>283524091Please be kind to Karen-chan and Tsukihi-chan
>>283522291It was Kevin Cormack/DoctorKev, right?
>>283522291>go to pediatrician's office>walls decorated with monogatari girls
>>283511784>hagyoiStill good by me.
>>283520655It's canon that loliligi dicks shinobu? I thought that was only in the doujins.
I'm convinced Shinbo was an industry plant for the karaoke industry, Monogatari openings still go so hard so many years later
>>283525121They have a lot of small things going for them.>Catchy>In character>Relevant lyrics>Subtle visual spoilers you only catch later
>>283525121Im pretty sure hes like "composer make a character song, heres the character sheet and novels. get to it"
>>283525121Hell the endings go hard too. Some are better than the "weaker" openings.
>>283521211Was this really necessary?
>>283526326Absolutely
>>283521211Has it been confirmed that Doll is nopan only?
>>283527906It is a mystery but implied to be very lewd. She seemed to be nopan in Zoku when she kept talking about Araragi pulling her pants off.
Doll has panties, Nadeko sees then in Yoimonogatari.
>>283527917>It is a mysteryThis makes Doll even more erotic desu.>but implied to be very lewdOh, no doubt about it.
>>283527939I can't decide if I'd want them to be shown or if it would be sexier if a singular twig or something was in the way.
Doll on my face
>>283528107We need an image of this
>>283528065I just hope the scene doesn't get cut.
>>283527939Sure, but what are they? What colour are they? Are they striped like her thigh high socks? So many quastions unanswered. And I think they should be kept that way.>>283528065>it would be sexier if a singular twig or something was in the wayFor me it's this.>>283528107Get in line, anon.
>>283528194Nadeko isn't gay enough yet to describe them. Maybe someday she'll become like Araragi.
"once you recognize the secret behind Doll's panties, you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds.”Araragi, probably.
>>283528262They are metal and have a little lock on the front. She stores keys in the orange bag on her head. Maybe she'll give you one if she trusts you.
>>283528219Some things are just meant to be admired with no description needed.
>>283522291>now goneEvery time. Can I at least have the name so I can go on a wild goose chase?
>>283528194>“I’m sorry that this turned out differently from what I told you. And that I can’t help you. The ritual can’t be completed if you don’t do it yourself, apparently.”>Ononoki-chan called out to me, not from atop my head, but from atop a tree. I had left the shrine grounds, and had gone into a grove to look for snakes.>From that angle, her panties were in full view.>I don’t derive any pleasure from looking at little girls’ panties, but after hearing her apologize, I couldn’t complain—I had nothing to complain about in the first place.I'm pretty sure her "I don't derive any pleasure from looking at little girls' panties" is a callback to an Araragi quote, but I could be wrong.
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>>283528523I can imagine this scene in my head complete with the quick flashing between panties, Nadeko's face, and Yotsugi apologizing.
>>283528523Nopan dream = crushed>callback to an Araragi quoteWell, it's definitely implying him.
>>283528641She could change panties for all we know and sometimes skip them. I feel like Nadeko would've commented there if it was as lewd as Araragi saw.
>>283528707Could be, could be. Nopan dream = partially saved.
Bros, what is your favorite Monogatari OP?
>>283528826Kaerimichi
>>283528826Platinum Disco is objectively the best one. Orange Mint, however, is my personal favourite.
>>283528826It's a tie between Mathemagics and Dark Cherry Mystery.
>>283472936It's mine
>>283528749We are so back
>>283528523He taught her well.
>>283528872>Platinum Disco is objectively the best one.While I don't agree from a subjective pov, I can see an argument about it being objectively a masterpiece for both song and visuals. At the very least everyone that dislikes it should be considered a pleb.
Reminder that Shinobu is a nopan temptress. Literally the only one not wearing the bottom here.
>>283529045Thinking about it, does Ougi even wear anything under the pantyhose or does she follow Kanbaru-sensei?
>>283529076Seeing up Ougi's skirt would be nice but I'm not sure what context it could even happen under. Maybe she's hanging upside down or something.
>>283494920After she cut her hair and ditched the glasses, basically becoming another character. To be fair she was a good character only in Kizu
>>283530444Trips of death by Karen's butt
>>283530444Imagine the gains
>No beach episodeI haven't seen the last season yet, please tell me there's a beach episode at some point
>>283530729The characters are to disunited at the moment. Although, it is Monogatari, so things can change on a dime. I wish Shaft would just work with Nisio to make a sexy ova.
>>283472489The best ass in the series easily.
>>283531290It's a combo of bubble butt with wide hips.
>>283531430That describes every Monogatari and is why I love this series
Should I re take this again and watch it in chronological order?
>>283531504Yes, take sexy pics too whenever you see a good frame
>>283531504>watch it in chronological orderEwww. The only chronology that is interesting is Ougi's appearance and shenanigans.
>>283528523>I don’t derive any pleasure from looking at little girls’ pantiesWhat an odd thing to say, Nadeko-chan
>>283531645This is why she made Yotsugi wear nothing on her bottom for the music video.
>>283529045vamp > snail > cat > monkey >>>>>>> shit > crab
>>283531760You can tell Watanabe was thinking similar except switch Monkey and Cat.
>>283530729>No beach episodeFunny how Shaft wanted to include one for the RWBY anime but RT rejected it because Ruby was underage.
>>283532321This is good in a way because it btfos any of the retarded claims that Nisio doesn't intend for Monogatari to be so sexual or is writing ironically.
Butt
>>283527942NEED DOLL FEET ON MY FACE!
>>283534790We need a Doll foot collage
What about wrapped feet?
>nearly 20 years fapping to shinobuman
I choose to accept this as Doll's canon panties
>>283535869Ai that is exactly the same art style? I'll accept that.
We need to rangeban India.
>>283532321Gods, no wonder those idiots went out of business.
>>283535869They beautifully show off her cheeks
>>283535790YES>>283536031YES
What would you do in this situation?
>>283536718>cold dead emotionless dollUnless he has a USB warming stick, it's not gonna be worth it.
>>283536686I wish I was the boot.
>>283536819Cold would make me stiff instantly
>>283536718I hate how the play button that appears on webms when paused blocks me from seeing Doll thighs at the beginning of this webm.
>>283533576a daring synthesis
>>283536718I can hear this clip
>>283533576Monkenobu (not even a monkefag but something about this crossover is very awwww) > Ononobu = Snailnobu > Sneknobu > Shinonononobu > Gatanobu > CrabnobuAll cute though.
>>283537030Spookynobu?
>>283536819>emotionlessYou don't get it at all. She's every bit as embarrassed as a young girl should be, it just doesn't show on her face. That what makes her so erotic.
>>283536718Take her home and impregnate
>>283537091Cute and scawwy~On par with Shinonononobu.
>>283533576cat ear shinobu just makes too much sense
>>283537093ThisWho knows what sort of face Yotsugi would've been making in those kinds of scenes if she could. Zoku showed that she would look pretty dramatic though.
>>283537091Behold
>>283537984>blood-drinking money-loving trickster monster named kike
>>283538015Sounds pretty hot
>>283537118Her womb is cold and barren, you can't impregnate a corpse doll
