>looks down>see thiswhat do you do in this situation?
attack the tokyo subway with sarin gas
Debase myself to the point where I descend to the dinner table my parents give me a disgusted look.
>>283520866Check if she has a sister.
Hey this is Keit-ai
>>283520866Panic attack
AGP thread my beloved
>>283521473holy shit this is so hot!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>283520866Masturbate seriously and call my bro so we can have wild no-homo CF sex
>>283521473omoshiroi
>>283520866Rape myself
>>283520866start rubbing my clit and fingering myself crazy style
Find myself and get pregnant of course, what else?
>>283520866You were born a man and will remain that way until you die no matter how much you mutilate yourself.
>>283522924Yes and I have no plans to mutilate myself but if I was suddenly in a girl's body I'm finding my original male self and having sex. Problem, officer?
>>283522924What are you talking about, retard? This is the anime and manga board
>>283520866Have sex with men and push their babies out without painkillers in front of a large crowd.
>>283520866I will sit down and think
>>283520866I guess I'd start by eating all the eggs
>>283522924>3d bullshityou're no fun, anon
>>283522924>>>/pol/
Trick a newbie voice actor into thinking I will cast him in my anime, only to humiliate him on stage.
>>283520866I would call a friend to dick me silly so i can know how vaginal sex feels
Even 3D girls want to be anime girls, this is not weird.
First, try to stay calm. I don't know whose body I'm in or where I am, or if I can even speak the local language, so I gotta keep from panicking.Second, check my pockets for some kind of a phone or ID. Something to tell me where I live. Third, head home. If anyone recognizes me smile and say I have a huge headache and need to go try and rest my head. Fourth, once I'm home masturbate.Fifth, try to assess what kind of life this person lead that I bodyswapped into, and try to resume it as best I can. If I get confused on anything claim I have a headache and ask for someone else to explain.
>>283520866Pull up the skirt to see my dick and wonder who put me in these clothes while I was sleeping
>>283520866Assess my environment to see where I'd been kidnapped to, try to find my original clothes, and run as far as I can as fast as I can even if I don't find them. I'd rather be caught on the street in a skirt than stuck wherever I'm at. The kind of person who dresses you up like that would absolutely rape you before killing you. No thanks, that shit's scary.
