Combat
>>283564057our hero is back
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>>283564295How fucking stupid do you have to be to steal from somebody who knows you and people/cops probably know they were staying there? Can't make it much more obvious.
>>283564326>Hi, it's me, your totally not suspicious shota observer and incompetent immortal witch, Orochi.
>>283564057>CombatShonen manga
>>283565703shameful display
>>283566159... welcome to the Twilight Zone.
It's been only 25 minutes, my boy.
>>283564359>"He means the essay I overhead"Which essay was that? There hasn't been an essay in this chapter has there? And if there was, was Orochi even there to overhear it?
>>283566397see>>283564241
>>283564730Comedy mangaka
>>283565235>"Oh no! He's being abducted by the James Bond intro!"
>>283565604It really IS the time to ask the question about eating your leg again!
>>283564345orochi shut the fuck up
>>283564421I like the hatching on the 2nd panel
>>283564730bwahahahahahahaha
>>283566159>>283566169>"Unit 731 was justified"Jesus Christ Orochi!
>>283565016>>283565037>tadashi's gone into the theater, I'll go after him>there he is, he's sitting in his assign seatthis really grinds my gears. can't you just show that Umezo instead of having orochi narrate everything?
>>283566434I'm not seeing an essay there, you'd think if someone was going to bring up an essay they'd draw multiple pages of someone reading out the essay right before someone else mentions that they overhead the essay.
>>283566547>No one's offering me a towelEmpty caves: well known for their supply of bath linens!
>>283566862The teacher reads the essay, and we see the pictures/recollections accompanying the text. Get some media literacy, bro.
>>283565895you're trying to tell me they're No Longer Human?
>>283566791Get some media literacy!
>>283566939I think you're hallucinating anon. There weren't dozens of pages of on an essay that we didn't need to be reminded of. You're really cracking up buddy
>>283566159>>283566169who the fuck are you talking to bitch
>>283566941Oh Christ, we're looping!
>>283567028>>283567036>>283567042Thank fuck! The James Bond intro is here to save us!
>>283566791I kinda like it. It makes her seem incredibly autistic (endearingly).
>>283566348hey it's just like that part in Tom Sawyer
Done. Jesus Christ, Umezu. I guess it's a 'draw your own conclusions' sort of story. What would it take for you to eat human meat?See you tomorrow!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbnunexhlXM
>>283567012The narration of the essay spanned pages 139-144
>>283566979the fuck do you mean
>>283567111Anon, you need to get help. There is no essay, say it to yourself: There Is No Essay.
>>283566605that slap felt good.
>>283566712brand new route oxygenless in winter BECAUSE IT'S THERE
>>283567088>What would it take for you to eat human meat?Would it mean no more Orochi? Because if so...
>>283566831>it's literally in winter lmao
>>283567204>>283566712This manga has everything.
>>283567215Only two chapters left.
>>283567088incredibly convoluted story. geez, who should I believe? my dad who's literally a saint or the hobo who gave a LIVE GRENADE to my little sister? I get what what this story was going for but man how stupid it is. the author has been really underwhelming in my opinion, for supposedly being the "father of horror manga".
>>283564476>>283564487>Oooh my skull hurts so bad, I hope that replacement I ordered gets here soon.
>>283567274Hand me the man meat, it is time for me to feast.
>>283564844She's okay? Must've gotten blown up with the blunt side of the grenade.
>>283564844>>283567414“Don't worry! I can see her parachute! She's okay!”
>>283567088Thanks OP, Jesus Christ indeed. These chapters are long.>What would it take for you to eat human meat?I dunno, ask the guys from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uruguayan_Air_Force_Flight_571
>>283567088That was stressful. I'm going to pretend they came down the mountain and lived happily ever after. Thanks for posting, OP.>What would it take for you to eat human meat?I'd like to say nothing could make me eat a human.
>>283567088Thanks OP>What would it take for you to eat human meat?Having some already cooked in front of me
where's my nigga mo?
>>283567042kino
>>283567088It's really fucked up how he ate his son after that
>>283569103Mountain Home
>>283569103buried in the snow
I stepped out on the WWII misery porn.
>>283564730Man this mangaka is the best at this kind of shit, absolute comedy kino.
>>283567131The is An Essay. Wow you're right that was easy and I feel better now.
>>283566906kek yeah surely that must have been a mistranslation like he meant a napkin or those handtowels japanese people wear around their necks in movies.
>>283567014this bitch is just chilling in 0 degree weather
>>283564254Silly kid. Thats just being Japanese
>>283564345Wtf Orochi?
>>283564664Holy shit I thought it was the skull
>>283565051Orochi seems to be easily entertained
>>283565378AIEEEEEE HE IS HELPING TODDLERS
>>283565455A /rekt/fag in the wild
>>283565793>we were prapered to die, not sufferGreat line. Didn't expect Umezu to make the military part this good
>>283566192Me if there is no animal procuts in my meal
>>283570581Stepped back in. His dad had no choice to go to war. But the son had a choice to take the stand on entering the cave. He had a choice not to take that momentous climb without any experience. I hope this story is the low point.
I can't anymore. This is such a massive waste of time and incredibly frustrating every time. Pacing, coherence, characters, they all feel extremely self indulgent and selfish. These are not works meant for readers, at least subconsciously. Dude got overhyped for his contemporary art skill.
>>283571553And no one is offering her a towel!
>>283566435>>283566449>I was absorbed in the view and lost them>Even my powers are useless, there is a big rock in the wayUmezu makes me laugh so effortlessly man.
OK, I looked and couldn't find the deserter story, the archives are full of people yapping about Sasuke and One Piece when I search for it, does anyone have the link?
>>283567028>>283567036>>283567042Actually kino
>>283574464No anon, that was the Bataan death march of another chapter of Orochi just sort of ending. THIS is Kino.
>>283564345>helping!>>283564763They'd be doing just fine if you were actually competent.>>283566712>>283566759>Meds
>>283567088This is probably my favorite for now along with the going back to village one. Thanks anon. >What would it take for you to eat human meat?I don't see why its such a taboo. I don't think you should eat it normally it but if you are in a dire enough situation with a corpse next to you I don't really judge. Though I draw the line at killing others to eat them.
>>283567088>The grenade didn't even factor in to what happened on GuadalcanalFucking hell I thought it was going to be "Your father only survived because he treated everyone else as disposable and didn't help them. Look! He even threw me on a grenade to stop it from hurting him, that's how I lost an arm and a leg!" These just get more shitty with every passing chapter
>>283564664>a fucking hand grenade
>>283564254https://youtu.be/fZ2S4WsUKI8
>>283574332https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/276109868/#276142532
>>283574799I get what you mean, but it seems to me like this manga is more based on vibes than on having a coherent plot.I myself am enjoying it.
>>283574838You don't have one just in case?
>>283575561Gave it to a loli for undefined reasons
>>283567088What does Orochi even add to these stories except for bad narration? She's utterly ineffectual, and reading through the lens of an incompetent and presumably utterly bored witch, it gets very tiresome. Is the rest of Umezz like this as well?
>>283575710>Is the rest of Umezz like this as well?Given how much he's praised I imagine that his other stories must come with a complementary ticket to the planet of BLMC and a prescription stating that the bearer needs to receive at least three sloppy toppy's per day.
>>283575622Revenge, anon.
>>283577038Becoming a singer and then engineering a car crash makes more sense as a revenge plot
>>283575775I'd be satisfied with a trip to the northern territories and a vagina egg.
>>283577916Shortened vagegg
>>283566869Joji would've cut the rope>>283567088my friend said that if he ever lost a limb in an accident, and received it back afterwards, he'd cook it for us, so I said sure
>>283578708Don't shorten it>>283578742>Joji would've cut the ropeMisa would've turned it into a snake and then gone Eko Eko>my friend said that if he ever lost a limb in an accident, and received it back afterwards, he'd cook it for us, so I said sureBut how would he cook it?
does toenails count as body part
>>283578897idk on a grill
>>283567088A second story featuring cannibalism so soon? I'm not saying this implies anything about Umezu but that is suspicious.
>>283581287Cannibalism is pretty horrifying tbdesu
>>283574730Prions and shit will rot your brain and give you dementia. You're trading one horrible death of starvation for another one of slowly becoming a rabid animal if you ever get saved. Any human borne diseases are shared. There are other factors but cultures that shun cannibals and cannibalism, make it to the 3rd world and those that don't are anthropological sideshows.
>>283574704>Orochi does anything"She will ruin their lives! She is about to get someone killed or worse!">Orochi does nothing"Why didn't she helped! She was right there!"There is no winning with you fucks
>>283585509She could be a better character. That might help.
>>283585082>t.Tadashi
Where the FUCK is OP
>>283586107Opčina Ljubljana-Bežigrad
>>283585082>Prions and shit will rot your brainYeah but that's only if they already have prions
>>283585509I, for one, just find it playfully funny. Orochi is fun to watch and fun to laugh at.
>>283586107climbing the demon slab with mo.
Next chapter will be in a nee thread, of course.
