How do we stop imouto from stealing our shirts?
>>283567991uh sorry honey, the little sister isn't 6'4 and built like a refrigerator
>>283568589I thought about posting this one myself. She's my favorite one of his sisters and I wish she were my sister instead.
If I'm getting my imouto a shirt as a gift, should I wear it for a while before giving it to her or is that an insane and psychotic thing to do?
>>283569230She'd expect it of you. An imouto loves her onii-chan's smell more than anything.
>>283569283Ok, you guys say this and I read it in anime and manga. So I'm going to ask you to please be serious with me because I don't know if that's an IRL thing and I am very susceptible to listening to /a/
>>283569319Actually for real for real? Lmao Don't do itThat'd be so fucking stupid
>>283569361This is correct but I'm going to say do it anyway because it would also be so fucking funny.
Wash them before imouto gets her hands on them
onii-chan status?
>>283569230>should I wear it for a while before giving it to her or is that an insane and psychotic thing to do?Yes and yes.
>>283569319Retard, why would she care if you wore it momentarily if it's still new. And it's not like she'd notice.
If I'm getting my imouto a shirt as a gift, should I jack off on it before giving it to her?
>>283570185Uh why would you do that, just steal a panty or something?
>>283570185only if you want her to knowback when we were teenagers sometimes I would take my sister's sock out of the laundry hamper and put my dick in it and jack off with it and put it back in the laundry and she never found out
>>283568069And that’s just too small for you right?
>>283570257yeah i'm 6'7"
>>283570242Pro tip: Use underwear that won't look stained. Of course, it is always better not to let it stain in the first place.
>>283569156She's also my favourite.
>>283570360Don't ignore your imouto.
>>283570185Wank it in front of her.
Buy something for your imouto for this christmas.
You guys are insane
>>283571907I just love my imouto.
>>283569319?????Serious or bait, call it
>>283572300Don't bully him.
>>283572295We all do, but this is something else
>>283572379>something else?
>>283572379Yers, and?
>>283572957You shouldn't breed your imouto!
>>283569415Why?
Simply overload them with your scent so they never do it again
>>283574234>Simply overload them with your scent so they never do it again
>>2835678311)wash them2) lock your room3)principles of cqc
>>283569230No, that's retarded. Just give her a clean shirt maybe hold onto the receipt if she doesn't like it.Imouto typically only take what they want
>>283569230does she regularly steal your shirts to add to her wardrobe?
What do you think of this imouto?
>>283573306But what if she's begging for it herself?
I got to do it with my sister when we were younger.
>>283576398That's nice dear. I'm sure someone will actually believe you ERP this time.
>>283576478sour grapes
How come we never have little sister threads with little sisters in it instead of older brothers?
>>283576598>implying
>>283576598Onii-chan threads have real women in them if we count fujos as real women.
Somewhere there are a brother and sister living together because it costs less who have fallen into a convenient relationship.No one who knows them even thinks they are siblings. At this point the idea of getting a boyfriend or girlfriend is the farthest thing from their minds.One night things go a little far and they start to see each other in a new way.I want this but as a manga.
Guys I love imoutae so much
>>283573306God, I need more like this.
>>283567831People who love imoutos don't have sisters. Real life sisters are annoying af
>>283577450I love my real life imouto though, I'm going to tease her a bunch when she comes back from work
>>283567831Scientifically impossible. You may as well stop the sun in the sky and keep her from leaving socks lying around.
>>283577450You sound like a shitty brother.
do NOT ogle your imoutodo NOT sniff your imoutodo NOT grope your imoutodo NOT lick your imouto
TOTAL IMOUTO LOVE
Which one?
>>283577450Patently untrue.>afAh, I see what the problem is. You belong to the newer, more retarded generations raised on iPads. Yeah, that'll make anyone annoying and dumb, not just little sisters. Sorry bub, you missed out on something good.
>>283577568Too hard
>>283578824I pity the zoomersThey will never know what it's like to have a sister addicted to uncensored tumblr incest erotica who says the absolute cringiest lines while stroking her bean audible through the next wall.It's a blessing and a curse.
>>283567831>trany colors
>>283577450Patently true.
>tfw mom mom aborted my imouto
>>283579204>this gets deleted but not the dragonball shitposterThe moderation of this place is just a joke. But considering they were covering for the AI slop posters and instead banning people who reported it, we already knew that I guess.
>>283579542Please don't derail this imouto thread with justifiable anger
>>283579542Nah not this time, I deleted it myself, I don't trust the mods to not send me on a 3 day for a comment mentioning the protected class when they eventually deal with the off topic.
>>283577450
>>283577450To be fair, only people with sisters can enjoy incest
>>283580110>my sister does suckkyosuke posts on /a/?
>>283580160incest is fine as long as it is kept within the family- from a book
>>283580163You didn't know??
imoutolets have no souls
>>283580160this
>>283569929Aroused.
We lost before we even realised there was a war
Bump my sister's butt did it many times and would do it again if I could
>>283569929He died from this :'(
>>283579400imouto must be avenged, imouto is justice, a world without imouto is a world without justice
>>283578967what is?
>>283567831
>>283583290
>>283589236dick
consider
>>283567831It's simple: we rape them
>>283591487>>283591567Why are you so cruel?
>>283577450I want to have sex with my real life imouto. she is incredibly sexy.
>>283577450single child cope
I'm glad i don't have an imouto. I'd be incredibly overprotective and would spoil her rotten. It'd kill me if she ever got a boyfriend.
Back when I was in school I was envious of one of my friends. He and his sister always seemed like best friends and were always together, to the point where we stopped bothering to invite both of them places because we knew we could invite one and safely assume both would show up. They seemed so enjoy each other's company in such a wholesome way that it never even occurred to us as their friends to joke about them fucking. I kinda wish I had had that growing up.
>>283593308based and hits pipe pilled
>>283592100me 2
What is imoutochan like?
>>283594980They have a special board dedicated to meganes.it's mostly gore.
>>283567831Stinkmaxx and you will repel pussy real fast
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/283401262/#283424571> but with a theoretical perfect starting point it would take roughly five generations to achieve a 1-5% chance of manifesting a serious genetic defect, and a 30-50% chance by the tenth generation. Apparently I missed that thread, could you link it?
>I am forgotten...
>>283596676Since it flopped in universe do you think he turned to porn?
>>283597266I need more of her.
>>283596150>/onii/
>>283577450I love my real imouto in a platonic, pure and brotherly way. But I also love fictional incest with made up imoutos in a more explicit style. Sure, the lines blur a bit during REM sleep, but I hear that's perfectly normal.
>>283597982I tend to prefer older sisters so my own younger sisters aren't a threat.still I have a bizarre fixation on incest I can't shake.
The purest form of love.
>>283597942That's a porn board
>>283598600why is she crying?
>>283598618She's scared of condoms.
>>283598600Do not your little sister
>>283598886Why not? My imouto is too sexy.
>>283598997What is she begging for?
>>283599520attention
>>283599520Probably head pats.
>>283599520She looks cold, probably wants his shirt.
>>283599520Your Minecraft premium account. Do not give in.
>>283599520your shirts
>>283600491She already stole like 5 of them, why does she need more? They don't even fit her.
>>283577450Truke
>>283600979>What's mine is mine and what's Onii-chan's is also mine
>>283601079
>>283601106Onii-chans are a property of their imoutos
>>283598997What manga is she from? She looks familiar
>>283598600I feel like its impossible to find somnophillia doujin where the girl doesn't wake up. I don't want her to know, that's what's hot. I want a doujin of an Onii-chan touching himself and his imouto while she sleeps and she's none the wiser
>>283601804There's Akino Sora's one that had sleeping in the title.I thought it was that until I found the second part but if you ignore the rest in fits
>>283601983Thanks, I'll make a note of it
>>283602061Oh actually I think I saw something untranslated call something like namaiki imouto.The sister has narcolepsy or some excuse like that
>>283601531Ibara-chan
>>283603082>Ibara-chanHankou Dekinai! Ibara-chan12/29 chapters...last tl 3 months ago
I wish I could FUCK my fully blood related little sister whom I have known her entire life.But texting her scares me
>>283603489rape
>>283603866But I don't want to go to prison
>>283604024Consensual rape.
I've always had a small suspicion that my imouto still browse these threads, she was the one who introduced me to /a/ in like 2011. Just incase you're here, I love you. We both know I'm never going to say it to you straight, so I'll just leave it here.
>>283607017>stillkys now and post results
>>283607017Stop deluding yourself, there are no imoutos in these threads and even if there were, they're just here for the stories and not because I like you that way, baka onii.
I'm starting to think Kirino had the right idea, just give up on reality and embrace imoutoge.
>>283567831why would we want too is the question.
>>283567831Mine used to wear my t-shirts to swim in. For some reason she hated one pieces but had no problem being naked under a t-shirt in the pool.
>>283613687she thinks it's funny to ruin your shirtcorrection needed
>>283611245I can see...
>>283567831My little sister used to do the same thing every day after school or on weekends if she wasn't planning to leave the house. She's the runt of the family so my shirts were huge on her. I didn't have a problem with it (we've never really fought about anything though) so I started putting my shirts aside from my other laundry and what I'd wear one day she'd usually wear the next
>>283615150A shirtful of onii-chan scent every day... must be heaven for an imouto
>>283611245What are some good ones?
>>283615361It must be. She always declined when I offered her a clean one
>>283616267>tfw your shirt is clean
>>283616267>>283615361>>283615150>>283567831>>283614656>>283613687why are imoutotachis like this>>283616267>refuses a clean oneseriously why
>>283616756>seriously whyI always thought she was just a good girl and didn't want to make more unnecessary work on laundry day but that wound up being the big chore she'd help out with
>>283617043Cheer up!
>>283611245Why is she a knife ear
>>283611245where is this from?
I WANT TO BE CRUSHED BY IMOUTHIGHS
>>283569230>>283592100>>283598997>>283603489Why are onii-chan like this?Why are they always horny?
>>283619163I (the first anon) am NOT always horny! I'm just really stupid and undersocialized
>>283580537Kyosuke was a fucking normie. He didn't even comprehend basic bitch anime until his sister woke him up by smearing his bulge against her scantily clad cunny.
>>283568589okay all the other parts of this aside, this particular page is pretty realistic sibling behavior.
>>283619322Please anon. Please for the love of god tell me you didn't decide to wear the shirt. Please tell me that you're giving your ACTUAL, REAL LIFE sister a gift that doesn't smell like you. Please.
>>283619322PLEASE WEAR THE SHIRT
>>283619476She was cute as hell. Shame the manga didn't sell enough
>>283619961>Shame the manga didn't sell enoughimouto lovers hate triangleshit
>>283601804>[甘露アメ] うちの妹は寝たら起きない
>>283619961>Shame the manga didn't sell enoughThat's because the story was honestly all over the place and quite awful by the end. Also, it doesn't help that incest works don't seem to sell as well as they used to..
>>283620456Pity too, love the style and imouto's design.
>>283569230Go for 3 days without showering and then thoroughly rub the shirt's collar against your balls. Your imouto will love it, trust me!
behold
>>283567831Easy, you just have to forcibly strip her whenever you catch her wearing your stuff.
>>283621364
>>283621801Prepare to have your imoutitties exposed, shirt thief!
>>283621861What if she enjoys it?
>>283621942escalate the sexual violence
>>283620738if that were what mattered she would steal underwear not shirts
>>283622605Maybe she's just still not brave enough to attempt this so shirts will have to do for the time being.
>>283586839He got the best death
>>283623594Nah, if you're dying might as well go out the black widow way.
>>283617170a game that's not out yet
>>283623748imouto?
>>283623779yes
She steals my shirts, that little sneak,each morning ends with her mystique. A giggle heard, a door half-closed,another tee forever "repossessed."I wash them fresh, I fold them neat,offer one that smells of clean and sweet.But she just grins, that brat, and says,"It doesn’t smell like you yet, oniichan."And though I sigh, I let it be, her warmth’s the price she pays to me.For every shirt that disappears,she leaves my heart more full each year.
>>283623936Any particular tune?
>>283623929picked up
>>283623968No idea, it's ai slop.
>GOOD MORNING, MY BROTHERYour response?
>>283624474At least she waited for me to wake up and didn't rape me in my sleep.
>>283624522bronii-chan, there's a reason why she's all sweaty and it's just out of frame...
>>283624564Again? We've talked about this, I don't care how horny you are you have to wake me up first.
>>283624522>just to rape him after
I just want her to make more sfw stuff. Why can't she get a license to draw official manga?>tfw only chink version for ants is available
>>283624474Violent upward thrust, followed by a good morning.
>>283580110As someone with two sisters, one I do want to fuck and one I don't want to and can't even imagine myself being like that with her, I can understand where both sides are coming from.
>>283623929But why she has elf ears? NBR? Or oniichan also an elf? It's rare for japs to make a male elf protagonist.
>>283624796NTA. Dev just likes it that way. No idea if it's NBR, I'm not sure if what's currently out even makes a mention of the matter. Onii-chan doesn't seem to have elf ears either, but you don't really see much of him. The game seems to be split into two sections, the cohab life with imouto part, and the 2D hack and slash exploration/dungeon crawling part where you collect materials and shit for your cohab life with inouto. It's honestly quite robust, but has no release date yet. Dev seems to be taking his sweet time with animations. Still what's already there is pretty good.
>>283624988I remember playing a mobile game with almost similar plot ages. You find an elf girl in the forest and raise her as your sister. Depending on your choice, you can raise her as a warrior, a mage or a housewife and many other choices. Sadly can't find that game in play store anymore. I found it because I used to just type imouto in the search bar and find and install random Japanese looking games. I don't think playstore allows any such games anymore.
What's the appropriate punishment for a stupid onii that terrorizes and demoralizes his innocent imouto with morning wood?
>>283625447Chastity cage, imouto holds the key ofc.
>>283625447less of the erp please.
>>283625218I remember playing this trash game back then, depending on your choice you can marry your imouto or she turns to a yandere and kills you. It was so shoddily made and full of bugs and probably malware which I nevertheless still played till ending. And now Android want to pretend like they never let trash apps in their store ever.
>>283624474"dress up and dont bother me, i want 5 more minutes of sleep"
>>283626383>MOOOOOOOM, ONII-CHAN IS BEING GAY AGAIN
>>283626490it is not gay not to fall to one's urges to fuck someone hot
ASAMI-SENSEI PLEASE I NEED MORE OF HER
>>283623929It's Chinese?
>>283624988Last time I checked it out it was too buggy and had no content
>>283619488I didn't wear it. It's bagged up in my closet
>>283624474First thing in the morning would be kinda annoying. I'd like to brush my teeth and pee before having sex
imouto butt
>>283625447rape
My sister used to hump my hand.Not long ago I found out she has a boyfriend now.Sometimes I regret not going any further when I had the chance.
>>283629403The guilt isn't worth it, keep your conscionce clean
>>283629495>conscionce cleanMy women standard is literally my sister.I'm a perverse being.
>>283624474>Good morning.
Shiba marriage when?
>>283627057There's this >>283624722 but only in chink
>>283615020https://litter.catbox.moe/6hbylstnnmwk7k7u.png
Every day I have to stop myself from asking my sister what her instagram is because I know that fapping to it will drown me in shame
>>283571907It's called humor
>>283637043Wait why does your sister post fappable stuff
>>283603428THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING!
>>283577450Seems like you weren't here when a bunch of anons(like half of the thread) confessed about taking creepshots of their imoutos
>>2835787061st
>>283637225All girls post themselves
How do you guys feel about the following in a manga>romance story>many chapters of MC and some girl>well into the story, it's revealed MC has an imoutoDo you guys care? Personally, this doesn't bother me like it does when the imouto is around from Ch1
>>283637784The only time I will not root for the imouto is when there's also a nee-san around. I know they can't all be winners, though.
>>283637043you should go for it anyways, also don't try to undress her pics with grok, that shame would be unbearable haha
>>283637342
>>283579025Damn chuds are mind broken by pastel colors now.
It's your duty as an older brother to impregnate your little sister and carry on the blood line
>>283639933wrongyou should groom her so she'd beg
>>283624474Say 'good morning' back and then realize I have raging morning wood
>>283639933dubs
Imotos over their older brothers one child for every year difference.
I think imoutos loving oniichan scent might be a real thing. I had to buy a couple spare hoodies because she always takes and wears mine after I wear it. Never the clean ones, always the one I've been wearing. I bought her one that's the exact same size I wear and she didn't touch it until I gave up and started wearing it myself.
onii-chan, wat do?
>>283642330I mean, why not, right? If she's cute enough I'd be fine with it so long as she understands that an oniichan has needs and it's going to be up to her to fulfill them.
>>283642487I think she's pretty cute.
>>283637361aww
>>283641324It has nothing to do with scent. It's because male clothes are big so it makes them feel small and feminine.It's not even a sibling thing, girls will wear any guy's clothes.
>>283643986I'm never being asked by a women for this though, your theory is false.
>>283644162You don't talk to any women which is why you're pathetically making up fantasies about your sister liking you.
>>283644201>i-i-incel!!!
sisters aren't really like this. they just get portrayed this way because nobody would read a manga where they're all miserable fucking cunts like real women
>>283644648>sisters aren't really like thissounds like a you problem
>>283645026sauce?
Imouto!!!!!!!!!
>>283643986why wear used thenwouldn't a clean brand new be better
>>283645681Don't respond to the troll.
>>283567831My sister would always sleep with these types of shirts and whenever she stayed over(we're half siblings) i would lift it a little and tickle her tummy so i always got to see her panties. Good memories
>>283611245>just give up on reality and embrace imoutoge.She's a model who probably makes more than her parents.She can afford to give up on reality.Us poorfags have to continue living in a reality where we have no imouto and keep our pain hidden deep inside
>>283569230>>283569319A good litmus test would be if you know for a fact that she has no issue sleeping in your bed or taking your not recently washed covers.If she has no issue, then your smell is between tolerable to comforting.>t. has a niece who did this to me when she was youngerMight actually be the reason I'm a lolicon now
>>283637924You're supposed to gen locally things you don't want found out.Otherwise that shit is logged forever and can legally be used against you.
>>283642330>>283642487>why notbecause he's surrounded by yanderes and every choice can potentially lead to death.
>>283644201Why would women ask ugly men they don't for their shirts?Sounds like you don't understand women very well.
>>283645683Do someone have original version of this pic with the fatass jumping?
>>283637924Grok has an undressing feature? >>283645976I never tried to undress them but I did try to make photos of girls I know with belly dancer outfit because of my bedlah fetish with open ai's old image generation/editing software. Obviously it refused so I deleted my account and my history afterwards being scared. I'm hoping they've probably deleted all logs since they moved to the new engine. I have also accidentally uploaded a lewd photo of a girl I know to few chinese photo editing apps for processing. I'm haunted everyday some chinese guy going through the logs will find it and release it online and the girl will sue me over it..
>>283646313For God's sake, man.Learn how to use Stable Diffusion or Comfy UI and generate locally.I'm still learning
>>283646035>no good yandere imouto to protect you from other yanderes
>>283646553He already has a yandere protecting him from the other yandere
Imoutoes in my mouth!
>>283646993Hentai onii!
>>283647704huh?
>>283632768Sorry Ruri, I prefer my new imouto.
Your move, onii-chan?
>>283579400>father died 1-2 years before my parents planned to try for a daughter>age gap would have been 4-6 years
>>283648501I give her a foot massage. With my hands.
>>283648501
>>283648501I'm not doing your laundry for you
>>283648501They aren't stained yet. Wear them for another day and then come back at me.
>>283648501Way ahead of you. I didn't put on underwear today.
>>283579400>>283648594how do you cope
>>283648501Rito needs to man up
Imouto's hairless puffy vagina...
>>283591968A smack on the butt is a way to show love to a sister.
>>283651035>MOOOOOOMMM!!!!
>>283645088Kaii to Otome to KamikakushiIt's a mystery, not a romance. But they are siblings
>>283652198>romance>thisuhhhhhhhhhshould I bother?
>>283652295Anon, what are the two words in my post before "romance"
>>283652653o-okay...
22 children with Yayoi!
>wake up with suicidal thoughts>pick up my phone>text from my imouto no never texts me>it's a tiktok about loving your brother>thoughts gonehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb_-rZB2FocWhat should I send her back?
Miya route when?
>>283652886This
>>283652886https://www.tiktok.com/@thecore.mentality/video/7467673681519529247
>>283652886Tell her something honest; that you woke up feeling down but she cheered you up.
>>283652998This guy 100% wants to fuck his sister.
>>283653489100% I want to breed my imouto.
>>283568589Artist can't decide if he wants to make the middle sister have large or average ones.
>>283653126This is the right answer. A little appreciation and gratitude is never unwelcome. Plus she'll be more likely to stay in touch. As much as women like to bitch about everything, they generally expect men to be quiet about their problems or to go from being quiet to being too loud and direct about a problem to take seriously. If you really are in a bad way right now, just that little "thanks, I needed that today" says a lot more than anything direct and lets her know that whatever is going on she's helping just by being present.
>>283653795From her introduction I had the impression she was the leg/feet girl, so I think she should stay out of Koharu's territory and stay in average range. If Haruame ever comes up with a Konatsu concept he doesn't wind up scrapping she can be the one who missed the tit genes entirely (since we already saw that Aki grows them later).
I will not kill myself in front of her this year.
>>283653126>>283654109I'll do it, please don't be messing with me
>>283654658I mean, I don't know what your relationship with your sister is like in general, but think about what your reaction would be if you texted something to one of your homies and he told you it cheered him up. Even in a worst case scenario you're feeling pretty good about it, right? Thanking someone for doing something thoughtful out of the blue is one of the safest positive interactions you can possibly have with someone.
>>283654658Do it!
>>283567831anagasm, can fix your imouto
>>283654897 (me)Not to mention, she's family and obviously cares enough about you to send you something like that. No one with a reasonably healthy family life makes it out of their angsty teenage years without wishing they'd stayed closer to their family.Losing touch and closeness with friends over time is sad but it's fine, it doesn't retroactively cheapen a friendship to have it be something that was rooted in a certain period of time. Kin is kin even without anything else in common, and that never changes.
>>283654919Ok, I did it!
>>283655419Good onii
>>283655419Nice. Take it as a handy lesson that it never hurts to say thank you. I'm constantly thanking people even for simple things.Once it flows from you naturally it can also be a convenient alternative to apologizing if someone's pissy. If someone does something because you fucked up, forgot, etc it takes the wind out of their sails if you're appreciative and thankful. An apology can be an open invitation to further criticism, but appreciation turns it into a positive interaction, so they'll feel like a jackass after the fact if they respond to it negatively.
>>283655911>>283656020I wish human interaction wasn't so scary
>>283656516You'll make it, bro. It just takes practice, and I've probably been alive a hell of a lot longer than you. It's not like there's a single right way to deal with everybody, but it (usually) goes a long way and costs you nothing to be kind and polite and grateful as a baseline. Even if you don't particularly feel it at first, acting like it puts you in a frame of mind where you start approaching things that way more often, and then it starts to become natural and eventually sincere. You can never know what's going on in someone else's head, but interaction is way less scary when your norm can be the positive interaction that makes someone's day without even trying.
>Dama-nii-nii's could be here, she thought
>>283658217>tfw your imouto will never send you photos of her posing in a bikini and thighhighswhy even live
>>283567831Just got a boner from my imouto's boobs
>>283589827Got any sauce on that anon?
>>283659016Well whatever you do don't think about her soaping them up and jacking you off with them. It'll make it awkward to look her in the eye
>>283570185Not before, after
>>283659254Oh I know what that one is, I got it saved somewhere.She says she has to lose her virginity and gain a lot of sex knowledge because the guy she likes has a thing for experienced women (who aren't sluts) and older.So she get help from her brother. I can get the name for you tomorrow.
>>283659016tell her that she needs to take responsibility
>>283659404Now that you've put this image in my head, it is impossible to forget! I'll be thinking about imouto paizuri all week
God, I want to fuck my imouto
make the shirts itchy?