How would you fare in the world of Danmachi? What familia would you join?
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>>283588473I know how to make cheese. I would start a cheese shop.
I trip and fall on a rock and I hit my head and I die. The end.
“Rape Bell” - anon probably
>>283588473Which family doesn't condemn rape?
>>283590397Evilus or Soma it is 4u
>>283590397All familias are pro rape except for Freya
>>283590641You’re not even allowed to masturbate in the Freyja familia. It is punishable by DEATH.
>>283588883https://youtu.be/xPtwR4YgrxM?si=g0yVdCz-seAvCwS9We have cheese.
>>283588883Ooo I like cheese
>>283588883What kinds of cheese, anon? I'm a cheese enjoyer.
>>283589859It's just the he looks like he'd be so tight, anon...
>>283591098Oh neat I'm a cutfag so I can't make that myself. How's it taste on a cracker with some cured meat?
>>283591142It tastes bad. So bad it’s good.
>>283591098Does that really count as cheese
>>283588473I would enter the world of Danmachi for the sole purpose of getting to fuck Hestia all day, everyday.
>>283590397Rape isn't real, moron.
>>283591960You are insane, Ishtar.
>>283588473Shit, adventurers die like flies in canon. To the point where you have to be insane to actually become one. If I were bell I'd have done Freya or Hestia's asshole by now
>>283592132Um. There are teenaged level 4s/5s/6s. Kids the age of ten and under enter the Dungeon. It doesn’t appear to be that hard. The setting is aimed at a younger audience.
>>283592132>>283592874Levelling stats isn’t that hard. Just time consuming. Actually levelling up requires a life or death situation. Something that pushes them to their limit. A god can’t just level up anyone causally, randomly. They are sworn to the rules of their own game.
>>283592035She was a genius. She was going to give everyone a piece of a magic rock.
Brown girl familia and I use my OP cheat skill to keep Ishtar safe
>>283593457Ishtar is literally evil. She does evil things.
>>283591759Falna does wonders to the quality of a product
>>283593790Falna is divine jizz
>>283588473>>283588505None, fuck these Shame for Gods.All join the Dungeon to destroy the arrogance of these faggots for adventurers.
>>283589859He's not for rape.
>>283594222>hairless pitsFucking ruined
>>283594325He's not for you either
>>283594222Hestia is a pedophile.
Join Astrea to fuck Ryuu
>>283594412Out of 10
>>283594552No she’s problematic
>>283594325This. Bell should have some underarm fluff or fuzz.
>>283594608
>>283593929No it’s sparkles
Joining Hestia Familia and playing hide the sausage with Bell in the dungeon.
>>283594829sovl
Bell is for Hedin
>>283592874>>283593050You guys are just casual fans of the series. The teenaged level 4/5/6s are the 1 percent. There are literally thousands of adventurers in Orario and most are level 1 and 2 fodder. There are maybe 40 level 4s or higher. And not all are teenagers.
>>283595079Most high levels are teenagers to young adults. The show is also aimed at teens and young adults. It’s not a mature show by any means. Closer to comedy fantasy.Even Reddit acknowledges this.https://www.reddit.com/r/DanMachi/comments/eb4qf6/how_does_everyone_handle_the_issue_of_age_in/You not acknowledging it just make it funnier. All/most anime is aimed at a younger audience anyway. No different from capeshit.
>>283595079Anon the level 6s of the two best families consist of faggy twinks and scantily dressed girls.
>>283595244We have what 3 elves that are hundreds of years old. Finn who is middle aged. Gareth who is 56. Mia who is over 60. Many in their twenties. But the teenage level 4s/5s/6s are an outlier.
>>283590838Is this for real? Considering her background I thought she would be ok with that
>>283595293The two strongest adventurers are a 32 boar man and a dwarf of unknown age. You guys don't even know the series lmao.
>>283595314Those elves act and dress like teenagers. The only one who actually acts her age is Riveria. Finn looks like a child (because for some reason the not!hobbits are lazily resembling children - just reinforcing the immaturity and juvenile nature of the show). Gareth and Mia Grand and Ottar are the only truly mature adventurers in an anime that’s immature. >But the teenage level 4s/5s/6s are an outlier.No. They’re the norm. It’s incredibly easy to level up despite the author trying to force it as difficult. Most of the level 6s are, again, teeny type characters. Even the goddamn elves. Hogni is a fucking high school edgelord. >>283595389You’re a child.
>>283595314This is anime. People over the age of 50 still act like fifteen year olds.
>>283595543>Gareth and Mia Grand and Ottar are the only truly mature adventurers in an anime that’s immature. Gareth and Mia yes. Ottar dresses like a roided gay bar cruiser desperately looking for some dick.
Bete is a gay ass character I will admit
>>283595543No, Finn looks young, because falna makes you age slower, there's a reason why Tsubaki and Shakti look young all the same. Again, you don't read the SO manga where adventurers die like fucking flies lmao
>>283595662Irrelevant. The Pallum are described as childlike and youthful. It was an excuse to throw in a race of lolis and shotas. You’re a total doof if you deny this.
>>283595662Gareth is the same level as Finn and he’s still physically in his 50s lol.
>>283588473No one
>>283595662Shakti just ages well okay it’s pure genetics
>>283588505How accurate is this? I keep asking.
>>283588473Loki. I want to fuck LokiAlso, where are my Lefiya doujins anons, where are they?
>>283595624I want to lick his abs and taste his sweat
>>283595820It’s fine but it’s busted if you’re familiar with the series
>>283595839>Lefiya Worst character
>>283596121Agreed
ded
>>283594688I didn't know the Pink Panther had such powerful aura. What a glow up.
>>283588473Hestia Familia because they are the best familia with Bell too who will likely become the greatest hero, choosing any familia other then the Familia's Bell is either very close with or apart of is retarded considering many of the other familias are insane/evil.
>>283588473Man Danmachi really flipped the opinion I had on the series completely on it's head.>Season 1Pretty good start>Season 2Low point of the series, kinda trash>Season 3Solid>Season 4 part 1uh I smell potential kino?>Season 4 part 2KINO>Season 5KINOWhen I started watching this series years ago I thought it would be haremtrash (it is) but it's toptier fantasy harem trash and I love the characters/world like the cast is genuinely awesome and Bell has slowly become a respectable protagonist. A lovely series.
would you fluff her?
>>283588473fuck that shit. would not be anywhere near that death trap
Has anyone real volume 21?
>>283597985read*
>>283597910I would give her headpats and fluff her.
>>283597910yes
>>283588473
>>283588473I would not care about the plot and just try to reach the depths of the dungeon in any possible way.
Damn look at that Little Rookie lookin all strong his hand glowing with an incredible power and the sound of bells is resounding ever louder he's about to fucking DESTROY some shit
>>283588473>familia>implying I wouldn't immediately ask for directions to the nearest amazon village upon arrival
>>283597910mentally used goods
>>283597985Yes, and SO16 and Episode Asfi. Episode Asfi was particularly interesting to me as it somewhat explained why the ancient heroes were so strong, as well as hinted Asfi might be the third character in the series with prominent spirit blood like Ais and Welf.
>>283599381Any mentions of Bell getting a level up or not?
>>283598872That's actually worse than physically used goods, or so the copers say>it's okay because the hymen in her heart is still there!Well now it's the reverse.
>>283598872>>283601207Hime has downsyndrome, she didn't even get to undress before passing out. By all standards she's a pure virgin but her mental retardation makes her think she isn't.
Bah!
FUCK BELL
>>283602738That would be a very, very bad idea.
>>283598763Gayest MC ever. Ever.
>>283594222If Bell is Zeus' Grandson then Hestia is his Aunt.
>>283598872>>283601207>>283601230Children. The lot of you.There is only one way to prove this once and for all.I shall have sex with her.
>>283603563ADOPTIVE aunt. And also not really.
molest bnnuy boy btw, he'll let you because he's nice.
I need him so bad
>>283603982>>283604103STOP
>>283603982>>283604103Apollo...
>>283588505Mystery should cost a lot more.
>>283604186
>>283588473I'm not joining any.I'll make my way up with my own two hands.
>>283604407Why is his hand on his hip
>>283588473I'll join some random boring but safe familia and then spend most of the time flirting with Eina.
>>283604684Gay
Fairy Canon and Double Canon are the absolute dumbest shit and I fucking hate Lefiya so fucking much. She can steal an elf’s magic, too. Wow. So much for spells being unique and exclusive, eh?
>>283601102None. But it's almost assured him/Ottar/Leon are going to get leveled up in the next volume
>>283603382Nah he's the straightest shota.
>>283605652Nah he blushes when he falls face first in Bete’s sweaty abs
>>283605987>Bete’s sweaty abs Hnnng
I still think about the random buff catgirl.
>>283605476Ah pretty dope, once get's tled I'll read it. Very exciting.
>>283604291Why? You don’t need the DA to make magic items. Blacksmiths can do that. Magic swords. Etc.
I do this and say this
>>283607590Poor blonde boy. He should get together with Hogni. Who needs women.
>>283599381damn where did u get it, I found 21 and 16 but no trace of asfi
>>283607590I want to run my fingers through Hedin’s golden bush so baaaaad
>>283608271Perv
>>283607590Truly my GOAT.
>>283607590Why is he so mean
>>283609856He is a repressed homosexual
>>283588505I've never read or watched this, why should I care or want to be involved in the canon?? I'd just chose to be a god and then fuck around and send people to their demise like in darkest dungeon.
>>283610355I just looked at it and it says you can ignore the canon if you want to, so being a god is the best move
>>283610355It’s fun to abide by the story and be some sort of oracle.
>>283588473I would join a party for the upper floors and never go below the first rest town area. Hopefully I pick up a useful enough skill to eventually live in town comfortably.
>>283588473 I got all the seasons I can on DVD and all Blu-ray so I'm waiting for the next one to come out on DVD and Blu-ray dub to watch it but I feel like I'd be best off in the protagonist group not part of his main team but I have Asperger's and facial blindness so I don't think I'd be good in a familia where I would need to remember a lot of different people and names so less than 10 people who are good to the average non Adventure and all that would be nice my I would probably know my God is in debt but that should go away with time and the familia number one eventually got a good name for himself so if I need to flow some weight around I'm like you know I'm in the familia with Belle right and there's less than 10 of us so he does know me.
I like how spells are based on the life of the caster, or their character. Hedin’s enchant is literally him struggling with his pride kek.
>>283611583>can’t cast it on himself>can only cast on someone he begrudgingly acknowledges >instant mind down >roughly as powerful as Arial Lmaaaaooooooo
>>283611724:(
>>283588505Hobbit? I just assumed she was a loli. I never really gave any thought to the huge backpack though so that's on me
>>283612660Isn’t the word ‘hobbit’ copyrighted and this is why fantasy games and anime have to use ‘halfling’ or completely new words instead?
Finn is such a pervert for proposing to a little girl
>>283604103Bell: "Look, kami-sama, my agility went up a lot - must be from all the running that I did!"Hestia: gununu!>a few weeks laterSSS? What's that? Super Straight Shota?
>>283593457
>>283588473I'd go to the place where my beloved Heith is.
I’m still confused how Riveria can turn her fire spell into an ice spell.
>>283614704I’m more confused how it’s cold enough to “freeze time”
>>283593457>>283593667
>>283615191Was Freyja actually the more beautiful or did she just have stronger charm/magic.
>>283615264She had a better plan.
>>283615191>*slap*>nyooooooooooooooooo
>>283615299Ishtar was on to something though. She would have given an extra level to any who held a fragment of the killing stone. She was in league with Kali. She had a legitimate chance to dethrone Freyja but she botched it.
>>283615369It was a great plan, right up until it didn't work.
Does someone with the Mage DA actually dish out magic as though it were one level higher?
>>283615949It’s probably not exact. A fresh level 3 with it probably won’t be dealing level 4 levels of damage, not until they get their Magic stat a bit higher.
>>283612660Whoever made the image must've inferred that prums are basically not!hobbits which is not exactly wrong lol.
>>283616172Hobbits spliced with loli and shota genetics
>>283616172As another said, Hobbit is copyrighted and not even Dungeons & Dragons was allowed to use the name. But they’re 100 percent fucking HOBBITS. I don’t care if they’re called Halfling or Pallum. They’re Hobbits.
>>283615299Did it work?
>>283616340>>283615191
>>283616340No.
>>283607820I bought it and read it in Japanese.>>283601102The implication is that the stats at the end of the volume are the post-expedition stats. He just has slower growth at level 5, plus he had the level boost EXP-down magic on when he did the final blow.Odds are his final level or at least the level he'll fight the Black Dragon at will be 6, since his first skill was about catching up to Ais, granted it might change to surpass due to the whole new Ais' hero thing. It's just time is extremely limited because light novel logic so he's likely either never getting level 7 in story, or will be after they kill the Black Dragon.
>>283615949The Development Abilities boosts are generally explained pretty shit, or specifically just aren't explained. So who knows. The only DA that's gotten any in-depth explanation is Abnormal Resistance, and even that is 'G makes you immune to basically every poison' yet we've seen people up to E with it.
>>283599381>it somewhat explained why the ancient heroes were so strongBefore Falna?
>>283617466Bell will beat the one eyed bitch dragon but an even bigger threat will show up right after.
>>283618161I mean even if they kill the Black Dragon they still have to beat the dungeon. The three quest beasts came from the dungeon and frankly there's no reason it can't just make more quest tier beasts.Plus Ouranus keeps talking about some 'promised time' of when the adventures are supposed to go all out against the dungeon.
>>283618114Yeah. It talks a bit about the ancient hero Perseus (the one Asfi's title comes from) and it says that the Spirits who came down to the lower realm bestowed on these heroes the 'power of miracles'. Though it does also note that even then Perseus was from an ordinary man without it. Specifically, it refers to this power as this age's substitute for Falna, but stronger.
Asfi x Hermes
>>283597910No touching fluffy tail without a girl's consent. It's rude.
>>283618468>substitute for Falna, but strongerWhy did it go away?
>>283597910I refuse to believe no one fucked her while she was passed out.
>>283621820All the strong spirits died along with the heroes. Don't forget, the ancient heroes were strong, but they didn't accomplish a single one of the three great quests. Likely there just weren't enough of them.
Hermes as a teeny tiny penis
>>283623252>seen wearing a speedo>didn't have a dick printIt's canon.
>>283623358Yep thats why
>>283623252>>283623358>>283623402Don't laugh at it!
>>283588883My family makes brandy, is there a Dionysus familia or something? I also have some years in boxing.Either way I'm marrying Cassandra.
>>283623573>is there a Dionysus familia or somethingYes, but he more embodies the insanity aspect, rather than the wine. Also, he had his entire familia killed.
Bell eats too much spaghetti
Eina erotic
>>283623664I'm upset there isn't the one true god's representation! MARS!
>>283616249That cant be right, Pallums wear shoes. Theyre definitely not nasty hobbitses
>>283624401What a fellow man of culture you are.
Beastfolk are gay as fuck
>>283617466Aren't the stats in the book post dragon valley? If they're post expidition, then it can only be the author intentionally slowing progress down
>>283588473 You know I think the protagonist of this franchise might actually be related to The Sword princess the fart came to me when she was thinking is he a womanizer but had like no emotional reaction despite how far they were getting to know each other by that point I don't think he has any clue because he's the youngest sibling Race by Grandpa but she was old enough to tell who he was by the time they reunited as older teenagers I'm going to call it but he would have been too young to remember having an older sister.
>>283588473>>283588505>>283593457I remember seeing one thing where it's said those two were not both Amazon but one of them was supposed to be something else can't remember which one and they just looked a lot alike instead of having any close relations. Also it's funny that the one who's attracted towards the princess is also the one most attracted towards the hero boy Belle. Could she be bisexual For Heroes ?
On the barest reflection Orario really is a premier isekai destination even without plot foreknowledge. Pretty low amount of fucked up shit, the city is comfortable and convenient to live and work in even without being an Adventurer, all the women are cute. Sure you could get into a bad situation with a shitty God but that's on you for being stupid most of the time.
>>283625846Proof?
>>283630420Bete He dresses like a homosexual.
>>283628949It is now, but the city was very dangerous until five years ago.
Why does the author love this bitch so much?
>>283588505I hate RPG mechanics....
Post more of best girl.
>>283632942This setting is based on JRPG mechanics....
>>283633602Say no more.
>>283633602
>>283633602okay
>>283588473 The latest season to come out on Blu-ray and DVD so I can watch it and play the switch one second game I have in the franchise let me check the name of it now is it wrong to pick up a gun at dungeon Fulland of Water and Light . I doubt like quite a few spoilers and new characters before I got to the point where I could see where I was.
>>283626989are you using speech to text?
>>283635159Yes. Usually with the TV on in the background. It does get better when I plug in my headphones and use my speaker.
>>283625878His stats were updated just before he went off with Leon, but you have to understand that all he did was train with Leon for a little bit and kill a not even boss dragon he had no special attachment or rivalry to. Seeing as even an expedition to floor 29, babysitting, and training with his favorite Ais was a 'low stat increase' of 150-ish then I doubt his brief sparring with Leon did much.His most recently stat increase gave him 1,385 total stats. You expect me to believe that's all from 30 minutes with Leon and the who-cares dragon when even Ais' power leveling gave him jack shit? It has to be post-expedition with the half-exp demerit. I'm sure the corrupted spirit had an absolute fuckton of Excelia but it also had to share it with I believe 23 other mostly high level people, several of who were also halving what they got.You also have to understand it's taken people like 6-7 years minimum to get from level 5 to 6 and Bell's gotten halfway there in a few weeks.
>>283635787>I believe 23I forgot to count Leon to make that 24.
>>283632100She's made to be corrected by Bell.
>>283636912Who?
>>283637926Lefiya's future husband.
>>283638121Canon.
>>283639198Nope.
>>283588473Grab sks go innawoods.No sks?Ill find somthing close enough dammit...
>>283638121What is this from?
>>283639365Cope, it is.
Lefiya Cranel bros do we still believe?
Lefiya is a retarded character. Easily the most broken thing aside from Bell. Maybe even more broken in time.
>>283638121I'm entitled to hugs with Bell.
>>283640588Bell, Lefiya and Welf are absurdly overpowered for their levels.
>>283588473Is this worth watching? I was a dubfag when it came out and didn't get past the first episode, switched to watching subs soon after but the damage was done.
>>283641755It's worth watching casually in the background while you're doing something else, yes.
>>283588473Join Ishtar's senpai and do a bunch of hookers and blow.
>>283588505Path: Adventurer-Race: Human(+willpower)No Scenario (no multiplayer)Training:-Rank 1 Scheming(free) * Level Up +5 -25pts-Development: Mage -1pt --Development: Tamer ---Development: Abnormal Resistance (G Rank)----Development: Specialist(fists)-----Development: Strong DefenseSkills:-Metamagic -8pts Magic:-Raise(spirit) -2pts-Spirit Fire -4pts ("most destructive spell known") -n/a (to be continued)Canon God: I Am Ganesha Familia *
>>283641755I like watching it without doing anything else, but I enjoy that kind of story even if some call it bland
>>283641809>>283643697Well my slop tolerance is high so as long as it's not actively annoying somewhat bland is fine
>>283642494Ganesha sucks
sex with hobbits
>>283645227Why? He's a cool guy, if theatrical.
>>283646619He's Indian
>>283646748Lol
>>283646748"Indian" not Indian
>>283645860She has some nice tits
Bigger.
>>283647818Stits too small.
>>283641755I think Omori is very talented (he also is very young for how much he's written) and Danmachi is one of the few fantasy/harem kinos being made today.
>>283593457You would get raped by the frog woman.
>>283645860>sex with hobbitsHobbit?
>>283641755Yes. But skip Season 4.(Or watch it at 2.5x speed.)
>>283588473Realistically? Just fuck off and join some small Familia like Miach and let Bell deal with his world ending shit
>>283647818Don't ruin her, she's not that big
>>283645860>110 cm (3'7)Imagine....
>>283650257Honestly shame.
>>283588505Bit weird stat sheetWhat's stopping me from going Rookie for an extra 5 points and dumping them all into level ups and be level 9? The highest recorded level in danmachi is 7 Don't think levels should be something you can purchase with points as they are stats and feat dependent in this setting
>>283650599Why shame? the setting is kinda fucked if you mess anything up for Bell due to the endgame dragon showing up a year after canon starts , doing too much could legit derail everything
>>283650222>Yes. But skip Season 4.>yes,skip one of the best seasons If there's something to skip then it's Season 5, the whole season is just Freya having a femcel bitchfit because she got rejected and is going to make it everyone's problem
>>283645860 The thing to remember and yes I know these are by far the two most prominent members of their race in the series one be a part of protagonist group and the other the secondary God's group primary member but he's an experience due to his buddies of an eventual and she's not even funny that she's like half his age which is funny when you realize that and you read the Manga which covers stuff not in the anime.
>>283650696Read Rookie again. You can only take Level Up 5 times.
>>283650832Season 5 is the best exactly for that.
>>283650986Oh yeah, now the Rookie makes senseStill the purchase level up is weird So if you go Rookie do you just dump everything into training and stats? Since Rookie says "without any skills or abilities" , does that mean I'm locked out of those?
>"This dungeon ain't shit to me, man!"
>>283651902Unless his gun can level up it's not doing shit
>>283651165>Still the purchase level up is weirdIt's only weird in that it gives you 999 in *all* your stats retroactively for every level up you purchase. >So if you go Rookie do you just dump everything into training and stats? I think it's meant to be taken with liaris freeze / realis phrase>Since Rookie says "without any skills or abilities" , does that mean I'm locked out of those?No I think it just means you chose your assured path of development.
>>283650300She has some very tasty perkies on her
>>283653495True
>>283653495>>283653606anybody have a webm of her leaning back on the beach ball with her little hobbit tits getting squished against her swimsuit
>>283653846https://litter.catbox.moe/n2pe6asuqngknypc.webm
>>283647818>>283653495>>283653606 You guys do know despite her species looking like jailbait as adults that she still not actually legal yet can't remember the exact age but I recall It's below 18 when we meet her. And the leader dude from Loki's familiar at the same species is like twice her age.
>>283654638She's 15 and that's good enough for me
>>283654638She's 15, and he's 42.
>>283654638The age of consent there is 10
>>283655449Do you have a sauce for that ?>>283655001 Which is really messed up if you read the main serious manga series 2 Volume 5 I'm not sure if that's original to the manga or supplementary material and the anime just skips it but it's something.
>>283656406>Do you have a sauce for that ?Why wouldn't it be 10?pretty sure 10 or 12 was the standard for ancient Greece which the Gods in the setting are based on.
>>283656512For Ancient Greece, it was 14-18 for women, and 30 for men. During the Middle Ages, it was around 12-14 for women and 16-18 for men.
>>283656512>he standard for ancient Greece which the Gods in the setting are based on.I'm pretty sure they have multiple gods from multiple mythologies and it's mentioned at one point that there are homes of God which I think are from the same Pantheon in real life history. we do have some Greek gods but don't forget Loki who people familiar with Marvel should know is not Grease but a more Northern God for like Viking people.
>>283656628>For Ancient Greece, it was 14-18 for women, and 30 for men>30 for menYou sure you got your info correct?You know ancient Greece is well known for pedarasty, right?
>>283656867>LokiI believe the Norse didn't have a lower limit for consent, just a start of menstruation requirement.Being a viking tends to mean constant battles and deaths of young men.
>>283656960I should have specified it was the common marriage age. Age of consent wasn't really a thing.
Damn half elves trying to seduce human boys
>>283651165Read bitch read
>>283658841I'm one day after laser eye surgery gimme some slack here lol
>>283659001My condolences
>>283659001How'd that go
>>283660382Shit still blurry, doc said it should clear up over the course of a week and then go back for a checkup
>>283588505fuck
Hedin and Hogni sitting in a tree
