This is a religious man's daughter.
>>283596982She had to earn money somehow. Every girl in Mitakihara has had sex with her
>>283596982We know she had sex with hundreds of men, but I refuse to believe there wasn't a single girl among them.
>>283596982She was trying to seduce other magical girls
>>283597063>>283597147She only serve older women
>Doesn't freak out and kill people after learning the truth about witches>Doesn't fall to despair because her crush didn't like her back>Sacrifices herself to save other people she knows instead of random magical girls from thousands of years ago. Doesn't abandon anyone while she does this. Doesn't need to sacrifice herself because she feels she has no other use/worth then being a Magical Girl, and instead does it because it just needed to be done to save Sayaka from her suffering How is she the least suicidally retarded out of all of them? Everyone else's kills themselves for the dumbest reasons except for her. Even when she does die it isn't done so she can feel better about herself but rather so she can help save her best friend.
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Whores are unfit to be wives
>>283596982then i'll clap her ass cheeks
>>283598426Kyouko isn't a whore
>>283596982All this is missing is the shorts being unbuttoned.
>>283598426But wives aren't unfit to be whoresSuch is the life of the married man
>>283598503... what
>>283596982that's normal wear for middleschool and highschool girls where I live
>>283598509You live in a godless shithole
>>283598519I live in a really progressive technology area, so you're not wrong.
>>283597177She just ended up seducing oji-sans instead
>>283596982This is also a religious man's daughter
>>283596982Im gonna stick my face down there
Best Kyouko doujin?
>>283599400Do you even have to ask?
Don't be a fanatical religious nutjob and your daughter won't be a cumrag by 15. Teach her about the importance of love and the risk of never being valued by men
>>283597523>Doesn't fall to despair because her crush didn't like her backWell, she never had a crush, that helps
>>283599074That was always the plan though. Kyouko likes older men
>>283599614She has me but I like her back.
I want sex with Homu, not Kyok
>>283599676Why not both
>>283599676Homu is for extremely violent and passionate PLAP PLAP PLAP GET ME PREGNANT GET ME PREGNANT GET ME PREGNANT femdomMami is for gently teaching you how to please a girlSayaka is for tomboyish vanilla sexMadoka is for being shy at first but ultimately taking the lead Kyouko is for all of the above
It's always obvious when Tabb wakes up
Love Kyoko kiss kyoko hug kyoko!
Lolcow Tabb
>>283599863>Homu is for extremely violent and passionate PLAP PLAP PLAP GET ME PREGNANT GET ME PREGNANT GET ME PREGNANT femdomDon't forget the leg lock
>>283599863Homura is never the top
>>283599890You don't need to mention it>>283599863Homura is for dominating
>>283599890ironic
>>283599949>>283599966>Homura has been a 14 years old girl for almost a decade. There’s no way she wouldn’t be extremely horny and very aggressively milk boys dry.
>>283597177Trvke.
>>283597523>How is she the least suicidally retarded out of all of them?she only really focuses on what is best for her own self ie operates on purely selfishly motivation. even when she goes out of her way for sayaka it is because she digs sayaka so any amount of self-sacrifice is permitted (and still selfish). selfishness is inherently anti-suicidal since suicide is the ultimate self-negation
>>283600255Homura would be a pervert but it really doesn't seem like she would be dominant sexually. At most I can maybe see Devilmura being that way but otherwise normal Homu would probably just be into bondage or something else wherein she gets to be dominated
>>283600302Kyouko doesn’t care about Sayaka that much tho.
>>283596982She is the most lesbian of the show.
>>283600335I don’t see it. The heels and stockings clearly indicate she likes the sound of bending penis.
>>283600370You mean everyone else is even more straight than she is? That can’t be true, it’s impossible.
>>283597523There is also Homura who is canonically the only central character in the show who never died.
>ACK is a yurifag>AKK (Anti Kyouko Kun) is also a yurifagYurifags are the lolcows of Madoka threads. They are to Madoka threads what the spics are to /dbs/.
>>283600370Uro had to say Homura wasn't canonically gay multiple times. He didn't have to do this with anyone else. Says it all really
Nanoha jobbed.Should have been more straight. She stood no chance against Kyouko.
>>283600384I just can't see Homura being dominate. She might dress the part of someone who is dominate, but she is built for being dominated. Her personality screams she wants to be used.
>>283600445Even the most crazy /u/tard wouldn’t believe any of the others are gay so it makes sense. Homura at least had that quote about saying her feeling is love, which /u/tards can disingenuously take out of context to fit their agenda like they do with so many series. The others have nothing.
>>283600470Watch the canon Homura-centric live action spinoff called AKB-032
Tabb and Akemi are winrars
>>283600445Because not even Urobuchi could deny Kyouko's lesbianism.
>>283596982That explains why she's a top. She's religious, not an atheist, and ahteism is for slaves (bottoms)
>>283600445Really? I dislike yuritrannies as much as the next rational guy but I always thought Homura was clearly madosexual.
>>283600550He had nothing to deny because nobody calls her gay except for 1 lolcow here
>>283600573Literally the only way you would believe this is if you haven't actually watched Rebellion and just saw out of context quotes.
>>283600573Homura is clearly obsessed with Madoka. She is suspicious, to say the least.
>>283599931Good god the leglock
>>283600616She explicitly feels no desire towards her at all. Clearly not gay. She just wants Madoka to be safe and happy and would obviously support her getting with a man, unless it's a low quality or harmful one.
AKK is a mentally ill nigger
>>283596982>>283599237If my daughter wore this I would spank her
AKK's gaping holes full of Tabb-sama's cum...
>>283600573>>283600616https://wiki.puella-magi.net/Nitro%2B_Q%26A_Panels_at_Animagic_2013Uro said that she was "probably" in love with Madoka but that the relationship between the two wasn't sexual in nature. Since this interview he's re-iterated that their relationship is "love-like". Other members of staff like Aoi Yuki have said they interpret Homura's feelings for Madoka to be love. https://wiki.puella-magi.net/Madoka_Magica_Rebellion_Exhibition_BookletHomura's VA has said similar things as well but i can't find the interview for that right now. Ultimately Uro's words are final when it comes to what is or isn't canon, although i don't think anyone, Yurifag or not, actually gives a shit about what is or isn't canon. I can't canonically have sex with her since she isn't real and i don't exist in the universe of Madoka Magica, but that doesn't change the fact that i want to have sex with her and have in my dreams multiple times. I do think Homura as a character works better if she is a dyke for Madoka, but in the end she officially isn't one according to Urobuchi, even if she does behave like one. I do hope this gets retconned during Kaiten, mostly since i think the meltdown that this would cause in these threads would be funny, and because the aforementioned fact i think Dykemura works as a character. Either way most people here don't actually care about canon as much as they like to pretend to, so Yuri between Homura and Madoka will continue in these threads indefinitely
The first few posts in this thread are from a "himedanshi". Hahahahahahahahaha
>>283600733Found the other interviewhttps://feral-phoenix.livejournal.com/685936.html
>>283600733You'll notice that all staff members always say "love", never specifying romantic love. And Uro and Shinbo actually clarified on that.https://wiki.puella-magi.net/Puella_Magi_Madoka_Magica_the_Movie:_Rebellion_Official_Guidebook_%22Only_You%22>Homura's line, "It's love", also caused a strong reaction, but thinking about it that way, it feels even deeper, doesn't it?.>Urobuchi: Well, you see, the reason I brought up the word "love" was because I was kind of thinking, "When it comes to a power that can even defeat aliens, nothing else fits, right?" (laughs).>Shinbo: However, one thing I want to mention is that, in my opinion, that love feels like it might be "fraternal love" (philia).>Broader than romantic love.>Urobuchi: Romantic love, even when it gets all complicated, stops at Sayaka-chan's level (laughs).>Shinbo: (laughs). That's why I see it as fraternal love, not romantic love (eros). I think that what Homura directs towards Madoka is a broader kind of love.Homura being motivated by romantic love for Madoka also doesn't make much sense. The plot would be fundamentally different if she was. She obviously wouldn't be trying to get Madoka as far away from herself as possible and save her from being a magical girl where she would be with Homura all day. By trying to prevent Madoka from contracting, Homura is trying to create a situation where she and Madoka will essentially not belong to the same world, and will spend much less time together than if Madoka was a magical girl. Of course if she was gay for Madoka she would actively be trying to spend as much time as possible with her, and them being magical girls together would help that.
>>283577005 >>283577050 >>283577125 >>283577242 >>283577307Scene0 is canon. Canon prequel. Deal with it.
Is Sayaka is most static character in Madoka? She's the exact same during the entire series + movie. Madoka, Homura and Kyouko all changed in some way. Mami is arguable but Sayaka is very clearly static.I guess because she's now kind of a role model for Kyouko, but still.
>>283600820There's no reason to believe it is >>283600851Sayaka stopped being such a cunt to Homura during the first 90% of rebellion, that has to count for something
>>283597063>>283597147>>283597177>>283597272UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH SCHIZOBROS EXPLAIN THIS????
>>283600871>Sayaka stopped being such a cunt to Homura during the first 90% of rebellionBecause she was aware of being in a "fake" world where nothing matters, and she had to play along. Basically as if it was a dream. The moment she realized all of it would actually have consequences, she came back to her justicefag self.
>>283600876Countless people will collectively decide to not address this btw
>>283600898She gained the ability to pretend to be nice to Homura. This is true character development
best girls always finish last
>>283600876Everyone in this thread has seen this already. Like i said, no one cares about what is or isn't canon
>>283600938AKK does
>>283600871There is reason to believe it is because it is. Canon Prequel.
>>283600935But Kyouko finished first?
new movie finally coming up next year or did we get shafted?
>>283600988kek
>Scene 0 has scenes where Sayaka doesn't contract and she helps Kyosuke get out of the hospital in a wheelchair during walpurgisnachtKino.Even if it would be even better if she got with him while contracted and with him healed like it happens in some of the PSP game routes.Clearly this is the ship the staff supports.
>>283600642Full-on seductress
>>283600961I don't know who the fuck that is
>>283600962I'll believe it's canon when Uro says it is. Even if it is, I'm just going to ignore it anyway
>>283601150Look at the first few posts ITT
>>283600988Sometime this February
>>283601165Who cares what Uro thinks?There is reason to believe it is because it is. Canon Prequel.
>>283601194>Who cares what Uro thinks?No one does but if you actually pretend to care about what is or isn't canon you kinda have to
>>283597063I thought she was gay only for Sayaka.
>>283601194>Scene 0 is the canon prequel>Mami's Everyday Life is the canon sequelWhat is the entire Madoka canon chronology?
>>283601210She isn't gay for anyone, she has no sexual or romantic attraction for any girl. She only rapes girls after defeating them in battle to assert dominance and humiliate them. It always ends with her getting some guys to gang bang the girl afterward.
>>283601238Uro said this was canon btw
Imagine if pre-reversion Kyouko was aware of the soul gems turning to grief seeds thing. She would be locking up the magical girls she defeated and prostituting them to horny men until they despair and turn to witches so she could spawn kill them and instantly get their grief seeds.
>>283601238>Rapes girlsSo gay.
Tabb wants to be enslaved by Kyouko and pegged by her every morning
>>283601723That's why he wants all megucas to be top. Numale fetish.
>>283601150Cute girlfriends
>>283601899Hello Tabb
>>283596982made to please old men like me
>>283598519What a fucking puritan
Tabb keeps posting about big cocks but gay people don't exist
>>283602067Problem?
>election touristUh oh newfag
Stop arguing with yourself, Tabb. Even arguing with that lesbian on Xitter would be a better use of your time
>enter the thread>see thisYou really like to make fun of the local clown.
>does’t mention arabs and muslims Very islamophobic of you.
>>283602214Kill yourself.
>>283601422>She would be locking up the magical girls she defeated and prostituting them to horny men until they despair and turn to witches Kyouko is really evil according to you. The sad thing is that she is the most likely girl to do this out of the 5.
>>283602257It was two minutes apart tho. In fact you were closer to him.Not that’s them showing up at the same time isn’t suspicious.
>>283602279I mean, she was very evil at some point. She would do anything for efficiency, so of course she would do that as well.
>>283602257Again, 1 minute apart doesn't always mean they are the same person. Stop being schizo. Well, it seems that's impossible for you.
>>283602312I impregnated this with my cock.
>>283600876DAMN. Holy shit, how will he ever recover? /u/ truly is the most cucked board
Christianity is for slaves
>>283602357Madokanon is the living proof of this.
National Socialism was the correct interpretation and application of Nietzscheism.
The greatest defence of TB is seeing his obsessors post about himThe greatest attack against against TB is, of course, seeing him post about his obsession
>>283602384But according to you i was not Christian. Now i am one?Make up your mind.Either way a religion that welcomes everyone, i'd say that religion has a good God. Just saying.
As long as we obey of course.
>>283602441Who the fuck is TB?The only retard I identified in these threads is the one who constantly replies to himself and wants everyone to share his yuri headcanons and also shits on Kyouko for some reason Seriously look at the first few posts in this thread, it’s obvious it’s just the same guy spamming
>>283602513>Who the fuck is TB?Lurk more or read old threads. TB/Tabb is the "main" schizo against Yuri like how 3L is the main Yuri schizo. He and the one Yurifag completely obsessed with him ruin threads with their constant sperg outs at each other.
>>283602681>TB/Tabb is the "main" schizo against YuriAre you sure that’s a real person and not that yuri schizo making shit up though? Because I often get called that, and see other posters get called that too. How do you identify that guy and tell him apart from other anti yuri posters?
>>283602862So your boogeyman is everyone who sleeps in euro hours? Because I don’t and I’ve been called him.
>>283602965Can you read before replying to me? I wrote "(but one)" because i know there is always at least one antiyurifag in all times.
>>283603203>theres no anti tab shizoThen who is the guy who constantly brings up this shit unprompted every thread, replies to himself and calls everyone tabb?
>>283596982I will never forgive Shaft for the lack of even subtle fanservice in Madoka. Fucking Hidamari Sketch is way more erotic.
>>283603583bait
>>283603620>mild glowing body nudity that even babby level mahou shoujo haveGenuinely embarrassing for a Shaft anime.
>>283603730No other series have character nearly as hot as the likes of Kyouko, Mami or Homura, you just have shit tastes.
>>283603744And you're a dumb fuck, because I agree that they're hot, the issue is the series itself has no fanservice/erotic shots.
>>283603730Hidamari had girls bathing. Never understood why Yunocchi ended the chapter that way. But i guess some people like that.>>283603744Everyone has different tastes. And i find a girl of Hidamari Sketch more sexy than all of the HQ but Mami.
>>283603806Making them this hot is already fanservice, if there was no erotic shots they wouldn't be hot. Erotic shots is how we know they're hot. Such as Kyouko eating food suggestively all the time.
>>283603806I agree, even Mami didn't give enough erotic shots in Rebellion. It was supposed to give more fanservice but i feel we just got crumbs.
>>283603910They literally had to tone down some of the lewdness in the first two recap movies because the series was too lewd for cinema. >>283603620 was removed and the naked space hug at the end was censored.
All megucas are tops but they are service tops, they want to personally make you feel as good as possible
>>283603962Dude, i'm a man, i'm visual. That suggestive or few seconds nude shots just work with women i guess.No, i will not be happy with crumbs.
Typical behaviour of reverend's family
>>283599514Or just practice an abortion the moment you know your wife is pregnant with a girl.
>>283596982So why is it such a widespread fanon in the west that Kyouko's dad was evil/that she hates him/that he's portrayed as being in the wrong? Kyouko literally believes he was right and has the same beliefs he did. Just because he lost his mind doesn't means what he was preaching wasn't true, it was, Kyouko fully agrees with it and in fact their belief is portrayed as inherently heroic and good by the narrative, as opposed to the evil nihilistic Kyouko we see at the beginning of the series when she rejected her father's morality.
>>283603910It was especially disappointing in Rebellion, yeah. Wish this series was made by 00s Shaft. >>283603899Kyouko, the sexiest girl in the series couldn't even get anything on pic related's level, come on now. Pretty sure nu-Shaft would sooner die than do something like this for Madoka herself. They suck.
>>283604385Chinese post
>>283604436Kyouko got stuff more hot than your picrel tho. Hell, her outfit in itself is more hot. Her personality too. Remember when she talked about domming Kyosuke? Hidamaris would never do that
>>283604596Kyouko clearly saw being a magical girl as a necessary evil.
>>283604761Ok answer this then: If you are an antiyurifag why you have not called out yuri images being posted? I have not seen anyone doing that lately.
>>283604962Because seething at images being posted is schizo behavior. Yurifags do that not me.
>>283605028Coal take.
>Another slapfight spilled out of DM
>Yes, clearly TB made all the Meguca pornDamn really? Why are we supposed to hate him again?
>>283605505Because he would rather shitpost on /a/ and xitter then make more
>>283605505We aren't. The real Tabb is based and his legacy is assured. Anyone who makes yuritards seethe is a chad.
>>283605565Why are you still here?
I mean, it's clear that all megucas are canonically straight and you're a fucking retarded schizo if you believe otherwise, but obsessively calling out all yuri images and seething at people for just posting images is pretty fucking schizophrenic behavior.It's not like they're making arguments about canon or whatever, obviously arguing is normal behavior. But seething at fan content existing is retarded.
>>283605613I'd rather be from /pol/ than /u/ desu/pol/ at least isn't full of cucks
I'm a week late!!
>>283605664Mumi, best senpai.
>>283605794YJK
>>283605856Why is she like this?
>>283605882Homura thought it would be funny to make her this way
Anyway i don't have your time nigger. Keep thinking some antiyuri boogeyman is the problem when it's clearly a yuritard that shits up every thread unprompted, and anyone can see that.Even if that Tabb guy is real then he's based for opposing that. Opposing spammers is justified. If anything it looks like that Tabb guy should be a mod or janny. I have a feeling nothing of value would be lost.
Filename doomed this thread desu. Better let it die now. Nothing good will come of it.
>>283596982Anon, kids who grow up in religious households either stick with it their entire lives, or massively overcompensate for that early repression when they leave the household/go to college etc."The preacher's daughter" turning into a massive slut is/was a generational joke for a reason.
>>283596982This was after her dad tried to murder her for being a witch.
>>283596982>religious manA conman who invented another religion to steal money like all the others.
>>283607429Love that artists work
Akemi Homora.
Homura rapes me every failed cycle. I say "rape" only because she doesn't stop when I cum the first time. Don't ask how I know this.
>>283608501That joke didn’t age well in recent years unfortunately
>>283608532>Homura raping anyoneAt best she willingly enters bad places and baits men into dominating her for her enjoyment
>>283608532>Don't ask how I know this.Reading Steiner?
>>283608532Madoka...
>>283608634Steiner, Dragovich, Krevchenko>all must die
>>283608874What did xe mean by this
>>283609379Your mom is xe. Don't change my sex.
>>283609568I was suspecting you to be a supporter of some form of nonconventional sexual attraction, which isn’t manly behavior at all.
>>283596982I read that as "This is a religious man's dinner"
>>283610141This is also true.
