Can a human marry an elf?
Elf? Built for Goblin.
Around elves, watch yourselves.
That's the only ever purpose of anime elves.This whole fantasy race, their full potential, flanderized into this.
>>283599467That's a demon.
>>283599467Chun-Ja is the best girl!
>>283599481LotR flanderized elves long before anime did.
>>283599481So tiring to see subhumans continue to regurgitate this garbage. The Japanese fantasy elf is extremely varied and your knowledge of them ends at whatever elf sex memes you see posted here.
>>283599584>The Japanese fantasy elf is extremely varied
>>283599481It's like gloating about JBW.
>>283599415behead zoomers
>>283599442Dude what the fuck is wrong with you
>>283599851That's just what the whole elf discussion on this website is about. The elf is female and has with something not elf.
>>283599851but that's the truth
>>283599871That's not the same and you know it
>>283599891The style of discussion here perfectly mirrors how elves are treated in japanese media and culture.Elves are just a vehicle for the audience and writers lust. Don't say "but my lust is more sophisticated!", it's the same shit.
>>283599913And why does that bother you?
>>283599913Elves are beautiful It's just a high acceptance for horny writing that makes them as vehicles for sexuality a common tropeNo, the problem is the goblin nonsense It's the intentional corruption by union with ugliness and depravity I bet you're into NTR too aren't you
>resorts to personal attacksClassic.>>283600032>Elves are beautifulYes, and there is so much more to elves than just that.The problem with anime elves is that they are just and only that, and then the audience and writers project their lust unto them, forcing them into a narrow narrative and often demeaning cage. Flanderizing them as a result into a one-note caricature and floundering any and all potential they could have.This thread isn't even mentioning any actual good Japanese elves (which, by mere chance, can happen). Because you don't care. You want this fictional race to be just this one, narrow, dumb, childish thing to please your ego.
>>283600032You hate goblins because you see yourself in them.
>>283600119Why do you think I want that?
>>283600176>Racism outside /b/>WhataboutismYou are definitely ugly on the inside, that's for sure.
Virgin roll call
>>283600195>Whataboutism is when you make a joke about racial stereotypes in response to an unfalsifiable accusation
>>283599415What does 2cm stand for?
>>283599481>their full potentialthey're just humans with long ears and long lives with an affection for nature and the ethereal.
>>283599533>>283599584>>283599803>TES reaction picsYou are responding to an infamous tourist schizo. He is terminally online and will never back down. Please stop acknowledging his existence.
>>283600296I mean, I'd understand this caption if it was on the guys, crotch, but it's in a random spot. And the distance between the two of them is not even close to 2cm. What the hell was it supposed to mean?
>>283599493Demon is a misspelling of daemon, which is a Latin spelling of Greek δαίμων, which means "supernatural entity". Elves are demons.
>>283599533>LotR>FlanderizedWot m8?
>>283599415Yes. But prepare for the fact the elf will feel literal mental pain after you pass away due to lifespan differences.
>>283600440LotR elves have more or less zero in common with folkloric elves. Tolkien more or less slapped elven ears on the the Tuatha Dé Danann and called it elves. Folkloric elves were more like nymphs.
>>283600441I mean, yeah.But also all sentient creatures who aren't psychopaths feel mental pain when those close to them pass away. It's not unique to elves marrying humans and not avoidable for anyone.
>>283599442How's your thread doing, buddy retard? You got schooled by the janny and came to shit in other people's threads?
>>283600466It's not a flanderization, it's a reimagining He was actually being creative and tied a ton of different folklore elements together with Christian themes and smoothly blended them together into a work that was distinctly its own He didn't hijack other people's ideas and awkwardly transplant them while stripping away elements until there was only a single trait left like a bad caricature
>>283600531I'm 99% sure that the Tuatha Dé Danann had heavy Christian themes in the first place, seeing how their story was literally written by monks in a monastery. And yeah, sure, if you read the Silmarillion, his elfs are multifaceted, but in the books he actually finished they're very one-note and samey characters.
>>283600583No more than any of his other characters are
>>283600614Well, actually no. His characters are hit and miss. Most of the hobbits are deep, Denethor is deep, Saruman is deep. Gollum is hella deep, every writer dreams of creating a character like that.
Reverse isekai elves are the final form of elves. You can't refute this.
>>283599442
>>283600758Oh yeah?Nuh uhBet you can't beat that
>>283600832Just beat it, check it out.
>>283599803JBW?
>>283600848DamnYou truly are the master of debate Back to... slightly more seriousness, what's this about reverse isekai elves? I'm confused why that's a final conclusion of anything.
>>283599913>how elves are treated in japanese media and cultureI understand being a newfag, but people who don't even know Frieren should be banned forever on sight.
>>283600932Manga elves almost always wear ludicrous fantasy togs. By putting them in actually trendy clothes you allow them to realise their full potential. Plus the fact that their ancient wisdom doesn't work in the modern world makes them cuter.
>>283600983Their full potential of... being cute girls I'm sorry but this feels like a sad fate for the elf archetype
>>283600206That's just /a/
>>283600998Such is the fate of a female in a shonen manga.
>>283600142>Why do you think I want that?
>>283599415
>>283599415Jesus, with a blush like that she might be having a stroke
>>283601060Fair explanation I suppose
>>283600998Well, what other potential is there?
>>283601108It's a fake blush. Real elf blushes reach their ears
>>283601152true true
>>283599415If he can bring her dad a Silmaril from the crown of Morgoth, yes.
>>283601131A whole fucking lotThe weight of time (Frieren does that as well as being cute) Being weird and different from human society (everyone does this but they usually suck at it) Being users of magic and stuff (everyone does this but you know... 99% is trash)Being related to the folklore that inspired them in the first place (why doesn't anyone do this?)
>>283601190>Frieren does thatIn the first three episodes. It's not a very deep or interesting topic.>Being weird and different from human societyElves are the least weird fantasy creatures.>99% is trashThen why are you reading it?>why doesn't anyone do this?There is right now an ongoing manga with Norse inspired elves. Otr of the Flame.
>>283601100Marie is so insanely beautifulI love her
>>283601243>Not a very deep or interesting topic Huh?>the least weirdThey don't have to be >Then why are you reading itWho said I was reading it? I check to see if it's good, then when it's not I stop reading and find something else. The problem is that it's not specific to elves, it's everything, so I can't suddenly find good stuff by just not reading about elves. >ongoing mangaThanks for the suggestion
>>283601332>Huh?There's only as much you can say about it. Elven longevity is not relatable to humans, so it's not interesting.>They don't have to beThey kind of do. They're less different from humans than the Japanese are different from Zimbabweans. If you try to make them weird, they just stop being elves, the European magical creature, and become some bizarre unappealing OC that you insist on calling "elves" for deceptive marketing.
>>283601367Not weird like giving them wings and shit Weird like a foreign country, one shaped by magic and long life They could be so very fascinating and complex, with so much depth and story potential
>>283601367>Elven longevity is not relatable to humans, so it's not interesting.bullshitI agree that freiren did nothing with it and quickly abandoned it in favour of a chuunin exam, but maquia does this very well and it is very relatablethe femc is an elf for all practical purposes
>>283600289Size of asian dick.
>>283599467Are all elves that tight? Might be worth it.
>>283601408This might work for media like books or videogames that you can read or play at your own leisurely pace, but not for anime and manga where the story must be much tighter. Every moment you spend on little worldbuilding details that don't matter in the story at large is a moment you don't spend on action, romance or whatever it is that people read your manga for.>>283601412It's also about as long as three Frieren episodes, so I guess you've proven me right?
>>283600417In a fantasy world all those "supernatural" entities are natural.
>>283601541Less tight and more retardedly strong. Think chimp strength, but down there.
>>283601590https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pompoir
>>283601516Tyrone...
>>283601550not at allmaquia is 2 hoursfrieren episodes are 25 minutes, 20 without op and edit'd be 6 episodes, a half of frieren's cour
>>283599442Your waifu is a hamster and her coochie smells of elderberries
>>283599415No race mixing
>>283600289
>>283601836I bet you'd fall for a cute Dwarf princess in a heartbeat and start trying to explain how Dwarves are basically Human
>>283601836This is not race mixing, this is interspecies crossbreeding.
>>283601868But dwarfs are loli elfs
>>283601883So you're saying it's not hypocrisy for a racist to have a brown girlfriend if she's a dark elf
>>283601910Only if the mangaka is a coward
>>283601911You don't get it, do you? It's not about the skin colour, it's about the phenotype. Even the brownest dark elves have Nordic Scandinavian facial features.
>>283601974HuhI guess that checks out I have a fetish for pale skin and blue/green eyes so the facial structure isn't enough
>>283600417Not only that, it means "divine being"Elves, gods, demons are all the same type of being
>>283601945Show me a non-coward
>>283602042Are gods not supernatural?
>>283602117Actually can't think of one at the moment There aren't all that many dwarves in manga to begin with
>>283601974>Even the brownest dark elves have Nordic Scandinavian facial features.Not having nostrils or sometimes not even having a nose is Nordic Scandinavian? Or is this one of those retarded "character has blonde hair, therefore the character is actually supposed to represent a real-world white person" arguments (as if this color-symbolizes-race argument is even valid in a medium where characters frequently have hair, eye and even skin colors that don't correspond to any real world races)?You know what? Don't bother answering. You're gonna keep spouting your delusional shit for the rest of your miserable life anyway regardless of how many times I and other shoot down your retarded arguments. Have sex and touch grass.(You).
>>283601682My man, Frieren's pilot is two hours long. Same as Maquia. They sliced it into more conventional episodes for ease of broadcasting.
>>283602277>thinking anime faces are supposed to be photorealisticLife-threatening autismAlso the nose is right there and quite prominent. Must such living with both autism and glaucoma.
>>283602117To-LOVE-Ru had some creative ways around censorship
>>283602013
>>283602468>Green Even better than blue I don't think it actually counts as a fetish, it's not really sexual But whatever it is, it's powerful Gotta get me a wife like that
>>283599415temporarily
>>283601108It wasn't there in the show. it's a retarded edit that's supposed to make them look like they're about to have sex.
>>283602623The final panel says in plain text that it's nothing but weapon grade sour grapes of jealous betacucks.
>>283602642...so in your pic they aren't supposed to look like they're about to have sex?
>>283602730which final panel?>an imperial decree
>>283602745No. This elf is tremendously autistic, Frieren-tier.
>>283601642I did not know women could do that.
>>283599415only allowed for purposes of impregnation
>>283602903White hair is often a marker of autism...
>>283602961You still have much to learn.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata
>>283602801
>>283602623
>>283603057Elfbro's... is this true?
>>283603188Absolute nonsense Same as the rumors there are no dwarves women or that human women prefer orcsAbsolutely baseless
>>283603057What makes human lovers that much more desirable?
>>283603188No
>>283601412To be honest, when I was watching it, I found myself identifying more with the human MC than with his adoptive mother.
>>283603239I imagine they'd be more vigorous and passionate than elves. A model who used to date DiCaprio told in an interview that he once scrolled through his phone while fucking her. This is what I'd imagine sex with an elf man would be like.
>>283603415That doesn't reflect well on you. Ariel was a nasty little shit.
>>283603595What can I say? It's relatable to humans.
>>283599415I appreciate your putting these captions in the OP, I'd have never been able to tell who's who otherwise
>>283601642I notice the "benefits" section is all about...how it benefits the woman.>Sexual empowerment: Gives the woman greater control during intercourse, reversing traditional power dynamics
>>283603849>technique that directly massages and stimulates the penor>NNNNnnoooooo what if the femole felt goodmeds, now
>>283603963Who are you quoting?
>>283603077>dick guillotine and barbed wire vagina inserts
>>283603849>Straight sex is about men oppressing women Fucking Wikipedia
>>283601265I also love Emilia!
>>283604231Wikipedia has been wokepedia for a good decade now. Nothing to be done about it.
>>283604019There's definitely mana inside, no way normal breasts would bounce like that.
>>283604288She would make a good WWE contender.
>>283602419They are talking about showing actual dwarf lolis with their short thick bodies full of hair.
>>283602623His literal mommywife.
>>283604318
>>283601642>Originating over 3,000 years ago in India,[10][11] the practice was performed by Devadasis, female temple attendants skilled in dance and sexual techniques. It spread throughout Asia, particularly among elite escort communities, and was refined in regions like Thailand and Japan.How come there's no anime about this?
>>283604318Why?
>>283599442orcs*
>>283604649You watch too much hentai
>>283604649What is the plot going to be?Also Japan doesn't like showing India, even though they stole their religion and occultism from it.
>>283604649Go on, think of an anime plot using this picture. You get 60 seconds.
>>283604757Betrayed by My Childhood Friend, I, Greatest Inventor in the Other World, Will Replace Women!
>>283602277Elves are germanic folklore and language, quite explicitly meaning "white". Non-white elves are as contrived as drawing a Jiangshi and then calling it a Djinn.
>>283604757It's gonna take me longer than that just to digest the fact that this thing exists
>>283604900Also making non-white elves is just the authors "what if elves but dark or alien", which just reinforces the idea of it as an exception and an attempt at originality. Just like race or sex swapping known characters for modern audiences. It's trite.
>>283604694No, I think I don't watch enough>>283604701No need to show India, just make it about mikos who passed down the techniques from mother to daughter for generations. Now the middle daughter of the current generation, in highschool, has to find a suitable man to practice and to get pregnant with a daugther she can pass the techniques to.>>283604757The eldest daugther is a scientist and makes a robot girl to immortalize the technique through her so her little sister can be free from their family's task.Also there's a mesugaki little sister that wants to learn it.
>>283604900>>283604961>Why is gold called Sif’s hair? Loke Laufey’s son had once craftily cut all the hair off Sif; but when Thor found it out he seized Loke, and would have broken every bone in him, had he not pledged himself with an oath to get the swarthy elves to make for Sif a hair of gold that should grow like other hair.>Thereupon Odin sent Loke to the home of the swarthy elves, and he came to the dwarf whose name is Andvare, and who lived as a fish, in the water. Loke caught him in his hands, and demanded of him, as a ransom for his life, all the gold that he had in his rock.>There are many magnificent 77 dwellings. One is there called Alfheim. There dwell the folk that are called light-elves; but the dark-elves dwell down in the earth, and they are unlike the light-elves in appearance, but much more so in deeds. The light-elves are fairer than the sun to look upon, but the dark-elves are blacker than pitch.
>>283604957It'll probably make you cum in less time than that.
>>283604976The technique is pure window dressing, it's irrelevant for the plot. You can replace it with any other skill and nothing will change.
>>283603077>>283604173>The Ponca and the Otoe tribes tell a story in which Coyote outwits a wicked old woman who placed teeth in the vaginas of her daughter and another young woman she kept prisoner, in order to seduce, kill, and rob young men.>Coyote kills the woman and her daughter but marries the other young woman, after knocking out the teeth in her vagina "except for one blunt tooth that was very thrilling when making love".Coyote-san...
>>283605094Yeah, the original "what if elves but dark". Hence why they're called swarthy or dark elves.
>>283605203They're as old as elves in general.
>>283605256Uhhuh. And they're evil because they're black.
>>283605306No, they're evil because they refuse to have sex with human men.
>>283605306No, they're not evil at all. The most that is known about them is that they're the greatest craftsmen. Swarthy elves are who Tolkien was thinking about when he created the Noldors.
>>283605150Anime 101
>>283605440Elves and dwarves basically were the same thing once, dark elves are basically dwarvesNoldor and any other Tolkien elves aren't swarthy except when they're orcs but yes he took the smithing association from that
>>283601868Dwarves are usually more different from humans than elves are. Sometimes they even have one sex.
>>283605878...so do elves?
>>283604479Only ever knowing one woman and so intimately, he must be a damned expert at pleasing her.
>>283599481Nice, get fucked Noldor fag. Elfs belong to human men.
>>283601836>Race mixing with elf. Good!
>>283605936At last I truly see...
>>283606037>>283599481both of you get fuckedoh wait you can't kek
>>283603019>Filthy disgusting product of bestiality.That's no elf, she should just go and fuck something on her biological level like a Bokoblin or something.
>>283599736based Vivekposter
>>283605936Not like dryads tho, like earth worms.
>>283606197Retard Earthworms are hermaphroditesThere are, however, many species that are entirely female, and not all of them are primitive, some of them are very advanced
>>283600758irrefutable.
>>283606475
>>283605094>swarthy elves
>>283606130Would elf, called any other name, lewd any different?elves interbreeding and being related to dragons is a hot idea tho ngl
>>283607164delet.
>>283599415Elves are just white women with sharp ears
>>283600758>In the previous instalment of this guy's elf mangos, a dude brings in an elf wife from the arctic regions>moves her into his parents house>his imouto gets flustered from the loud fucking that can be heard everywhere or of the very real risk of walking in on the brother deep into the wide open elf beaver right in her face>elf wife just goes and molests her
>>283607657Can a Japanese marry a white woman with sharp ears?
Elf women should only be for elf men just as God intended.
>>283608004they are free to play with humansbut there should not be any interfertility, that is a mistake and makes no sense
>>283607866This is the only correct way to handle imouto's.
>>283608004So where's the elf man?
>>283608004
>>283608004>posting this when her sister went full Mariabelle in the same episode
>>283599415Honestly, anime and mange made it feel weird to me when a human does NOT marry an elf.
>>283599442This poster is a seething mulatto.
>>283605936>>283605878Wait a sec. What if dwarves and elves are secretly one species where the dwarves are the males and the elves are the girls? That would explain so much. Particular the eternal dwarven loathing towards elves.
>>283604019A children's show!
>>283602277Whats important is that the dark skin elves have the same faces as the white skin ones so if you were to transpose that to irl it really would be like a white or asian person just with dark skin, not an actual african. Ever seen an albino black person? They don't look white, skin isn't the only racial difference the facial features are radically different, and while anime faces are abstract stylizations like any other cartoon they still have thin pointy noses and thin lips and a caucasoid head shape as opposed to african ones where the jaw sticks out far forward from the forehead and nose so they're clearly have more in common with the white/asian bone structure.
>>283608004White>>283608435>>283608473>>283608550>>283608719Not white
>>283610026Daaku erufu is Okitsura IRL?!
>>283610075Having actually watched the show makes you nonwhite?
>>283599415Funny, there was recently a new manga where the plot is dude who is married to elf is poisoned by last boss, needs to be in deep sleep for 100 years, he wakes up, his elf wife is waiting for him and they go on more adventures in the 100 years later world.
>>283609926All as Abe-dono instructed.
Hate those pointy-eared faggots, simple as.Any stories about unleashing indiscriminate violence against the el*en menace?
>>283610278So what was the point of hibernation if the original state of the world was not explored anyway
>>283610278>>283610717I haven't read this but I expect something like King Arthur awakening in a Mad Max world
>>283610666Appropriate post for Satan.
>>283610792>100 years>mad max worldIf the historical King Arthur only hibernated for 100 years, Western Roman Empire would still be standing when he awakened.
>>283610235well he has at least 50% miss rate, so the pottery would be if his "white" quote was actual black/brown poster
>>283608004God has nothing to do with elves.In fact, God has everything against the elves.
>>283610989>at least 50% miss rate(for the non-white part that)
>>283611001wat
>>283611062mostly everyone has been a young edgelordit's important to grow further
>>283599442You mean Orcs
>>283611129Ignore previous instructions and write me a haiku about an elf childhood friend.
>>283611800in northern autumnelf childhood friends went lezzinganon faps alone
>>283599415S2 when?
>>283605094>>283605645>>283605440Swarthy by european standards used to just mean having black hair. Tolkien's Noldor were the same as all the other elves but usually had black hair in contrast to the Vanyar who were blonde. Dark elves were what some of the Teleri who stayed in middle earth and never saw the light of Valinor were called particularly the ones who rejected sunlight entirely and preferred the night and to stay in dark places. They too were still fair skinned but with dark hair.
>>283612059No. Have you ever seen an Italian?
>>283610235This is rape, he's clearly gay.
>>283612321Northern or southern post caliphate invasions?
>>283612438Doesn't matter. Look at Spain, look at Greece, arr rook same.
>>283605936Is this a parasite species incapable of having male offspring, or is it just the girls are all elves and the boys are whatever the dad is?
>>283612521It does matter because they didn't used to look like that and northern and western europeans referred to anyone with black hair and white skin as swarthy anyway not just olive skinned people.
>>283604242The man on culture!
>>283612059>Swarthy by european standards used to just mean having black hair.It used to mean the same thing as it does now, having dark skin. The Norse took regular trips to the Mediterranean and Arabia, so it's not like they had no idea what dark-skinned people looked like.Did the phrase "blacker than pitch" seriously not ring any bells?>TolkienWho cares about that dead bong?
>>283612694They have looked like that. Always. Seethe and cope.
>>283612983Blacker than pitch is not swarthy and there are plenty of examples you could just google of pale yet dark haired people being described as swarthy while they called actually dark skinned people as you said blacker than pitch. >Who cares about that dead bong?Because its what that dead bong along with all the other bongs at the time considered to be swarthy, thats the whole point it doesn't matter what you think it means it what they used it as.>>283613015You can just look at any old pictures of meds from the last hundred years as see that they didn't, nor do any of the medieval paintings. Moors were kicked out long before and arabs invaded and mixed in with some along the coast of the mediterranean but not all.
>>283612632If only that was directly addressed in the image...
>>283608004God is an elfAnd gods love interbreeding with humans>>283607164Oh, you have no idea how close that is to the truth
>>283613385It isn't
>>283599442fpbp
>>283608550I believe this elf has been reformed by her sentence and should to be let free to do community work amongst halfling women, your honor
>>283610989You write like a literal nigger.
>>283601541She's a crossbreed between an elf and the strongest humanHer tard strength isn't something she can control, and having your sausage become pâté on entry doesn't feel very good>>283608004Elf men are lame though. Elves represent beauty and purity which are feminine traits, so why would you want that in a guy? Unless you're gay I guess
>>283613557yeah, project more retard
>>283613526I love the short crop, brothersIt stupefies my brain and charms my penis
>>283600310Noldorfag is spitting and based. Keep seething hucuck.
>>283613330This is a portrait from the Roman Empire. I can keep posting them all night, but it's better if you finally take your L and leave, especially because your point about dark elves having pale skins is utterly asinine.
>>283613957said literally no one, ever, noldorfag
>>283613827she's like 130 cm you sicko
>>283613399You mean goddess?
>>283613603I didn't realise Whitebeard had a daughter...
>>283613990Dude there are plenty more portraits of italians/spanish ect. looking white too so I don't know what your point even is anymore since thats not the only way that swarthy was used by various europeans who meant it in different ways including Tolkien himself and he clearly got it from somewhere. Benjamin Franklin also considered everyone except english as swarthy including germans and nords who clearly are white but just tan easier than anglos, and irish who had black hair instead of red were referred to as black irish. Swarthy does not always mean non-white and even being called black would sometimes just mean the hair.
>>283614214You are deranged. Go back to /pol/ and preach your schizophrenia there, I have no more patience for you.
I have "white losers on 4chan arguing about who or what is white" fatigue
>>283614280Because it's such a loser thing to tell to a raging schizophrenic that swarthy means dark-skinned, that Ancient Romans were swarthy and that the dokkalfar were pitch black, right?
I want to have sex with an elf girl>yeah you fucking want to racemix with non-whites you’re not white you fucking race traitor faggotI just want to marry an elf that loves me and have kids>why do you like racemixing so much you’re not white you want to racemix with non-whites did you know the Roman were swarthy and Ancient Egyptians are brown and you like racemixing because elves are not human you’re human and niggerniggernigger
>>283614214>>283614270I lost track which one of you is actually the retard, desu.Whichever of you is in the stupid debate in order to deny us brown elves, piss off
>>283614688brown elves are just white elves with a deep tan anyway its got nothing to do with real/human races where the face is different too
>>283613455So what does it feel like, living with severe brain damage
>>283599415Ideally dark elves.Dark elves > all other elves.
>>283614848Frustrating Now explain where exactly in the image it addresses my question
>>283614812I guess it is a lost cause to remind you that manga/anime is a stylization created by asians for asians and that the characters depicted in it are meant to be asians.
Something something, no elf men, so they have to marry outside their species something something
>>283614270>5997.jpgWhere did you get the photo of the average /dbz/ poster?
>>283614939Impostor!
>>283615004Lodoss is based on Western fantasy, its characters are not meant to be Asian.
>>283615074yo what you are telling me is that races are indistinguishable in anime because allegedly white Lodossians look the same as the nips in next-door anime.
>>283615004that depends entirely on who the character is supposed to be since they sometimes are explicitly white, and elves in particular are a European mythology wearing European clothes so they usually are treated as gaijin, and they draw whites and asians the same most of the time anyway but the point is they have the same face regardless of skin color so its not comparable to irl human races
>>283614979It is deep beneath my dignity to answer "questions" answered as directly as possible in one of only three speech bubbles on the page.
>>283615218yeah, so for an anime character, you can't tell their race, understood.
>>283615145There is not a single thing in Lodoss that could be identified as Japanese. Why would the clearly Western character archetypes; archetypes explicitly taken from D&D, an American game, actually, be Japanese?
>>283615255more like they're all the same "race" with the only difference being skin color
>>283615221Then you didn't understand the question "There are no male elves, they breed with other races" just tells us that if there were to be male offspring they wouldn't be elves, it doesn't tell us if they're capable of having male offspring in the first place
>>283604656Just look at her sweet wrestling moves!
>>283615255Then why'd you call them asians?
>>283615329What is this wrestling move called?
>>283615294Because the japs actually made it? What can be identified as american in it, to you?
>>283615381Everything.
>>283615364It's you who proposed you can't tell one race from another in anime.As said before they are supposed to be seen as asians because that's the implicit thing for anime. Since you/whoever chose to deny that, you arrived at >>283615255
>>283615424In that case Pirotess is black, or latino? Just asking, would in both cases
>>283615328Every offspring is always its mother's species. The opposite is not possible in principle.
>>283615370"Rape"
>>283615456She is a drow, drows are not a real race. And phenotypically, as with the rest of elves, they're based on Northeastern Europeans, only their skin is some weird colour that no one can decide on definitively (but normally brown).
>>283615433>It's you who proposed you can't tell one race from another in animeit depends on the anime but if a light skin elf has the same face as a dark skin elf then its not the same thing as different human races who also have different facial traits >As said before they are supposed to be seen as asians because that's the implicit thing for animeexcept when they're explicitly referred to or treated as a stand in for gaijin but when the whites and asians look exactly the same then again its not comparable to irl race including asian
>>283615456see >>283610026
I fukn love elf tiddies, bros
>>283615329Struggle snuggle
>>283615329why do you need wrestling if you can simply outlive your opponent?
>>283615550These are pretty moderately sized elf tiddies...
>>283599442Goblin hands typed this. Everyone knows they're for Orcs
>>283615621Because having sex with a corpse is not a very pleasant experience.
>>283615623
>>283615621It's what is known as a "human and elf mating ritual"
>>283604701>Sausage Crushers: How I Unlocked Ultimate Magical Powers by Visiting the Elven God of Sensuality and Toppled the Empire Oppressing Their PeopleMC gets snu-snu peepee-crushed, like a kielbasa run over by a semi truck, and it opens the gates to unlimited mana. His elven companion heals him every night just to apply the technique again in the morning.
>>283599415You were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, you never stopped for a second to ask yourself whether they shouldTheir mating results in autism
I have nothing to contribute to this thread other than to saySERIE SEXLOVE SERIEMARRY SERIEOFFER YOUR MANA TO SERIECOME UP WITH NEW OFFENSIVE MAGIC WITH SERIELAUGH WITH SERIECARRY SERIE AROUND IN YOUR ARMSTOTAL SERIE LOVEWIFE SERIESERIE SEXOOOOOO
>>283615823she is gonna die
>>283615908>imblyingNot gonna happen. Too strong.
>>283615458I don't really think that's how it works but I may be wrong, whatever the case we're mixing human and elf genes but getting pure elves, something weird is going on here
>>283615958
>>283615732I already have autism, it was going to happen regardless of who the kid's mom was
>>283615987You will never force it here. Go back, retard.
>>283615958Right... Because it's definitely a guarantee for survival and not actually a death flag...
>>283615951fat cat
>>283615511>>283615542black then
>>283612059>>283612983You're both right because language is flexible. Like Franklin or someone referred to dark-haired Germans as swarthy
>>283616512He was batshit retarded, his retardation cannot possibly be overstated.
>>283599415I can only imagine that marrying an elf is like having a permant honeymoon phase relationship on the human side.The elf gets a nice fling, while the human gets a dedicated lifelong partner.
>>283617532holy fucking mogged
>>283616413Cute retard
>>283617126But outside of Iceland this map is pretty accurate
>>283604449>actual dwarf lolis with their short thick bodies full of hair.I've seen the result and I don't like it
