My Goddess
>>283632356>My ReipistFTFY
Reiiiiiiiii
>>283632651pe
>>283632356Sure thing OP.
teh rei
>>283632356Reibutt
>>283632356>>283633423THIRTYFUCKINGYEARS
>>283633423I love them both. Rei the Goddess, Asuka her Maria/Archangel.
>>283634323You mean Reinus
Rei is a clone of shinji's mom and also a literal alien. She dies and gets reprinted a bunch of times and loses her memory. It's tragic but she was never a real option. Asuka is a real human being who was let down by everyone her entire life. .and a real hero.
>>283634975Rei is a Goddess. Asuka is her Archangel Michael or Virgin Mary.
>>28363456630 years now sleeping, so sound, sound, sound....
>>283632356It's weird, I rewatch evangelion and my Waifu changes as I age.It started out as Asuka at age 16Then Rei at age 20.Then Misato at 25Now Ritsuko at age 35.
>>283635127Shitsuko? Really?
>>283635127What about the genderbend Shinji looking dyke Maya?
>>283635220Based anon. Unfortunately the jannies will very likely delet it because of nipples.
>>283635138I think I've become a lot more like her as I've aged.A cynical bitch without a social filter.>>283635166She's not super important to the story easy to forget
>>283635362I'm sorry for you anon. If i become as shitsuko, kill me.
>>283635407See you at 40yrs old anon.
>>283635481Just 12yo from now...sad.
>>283635649Years.Why the fuck i typed "yo"
>>283635649Worship Rei and she will answers your prayers eventually, at latest in the afterlife. And she awards you with an avatar of herself for you or an avatar of Rei and Asuka for you if you like both.
>>283634787>tfw asuka genuinely wanted to be rei's friend but the two of them were too autistic to make it workwhy must everyone suffer?
>>283635736I think they can be friends in a better environment. I think it is possible that they became more friendly towards each other and maybe even friends if the Third Impact never happened.
>>283635260Nothing will ever stop true love
>>283636087I prefer the version of the pic>>283635220 with Shinji looking in the background.
>>283635784not at all, even their 'friendly' interactions show that pretty well. asuka doesnt know how to approach her effectively and she isn't receptive to it at any point
>>283635127I have remained true to the Blessed Maiden of Light.
>>283635784Pretty much happens in ANIMA
>>283636480based Yameshita
>>283636163He made his choice.
>>283635022>>283635077Reminder that you can't plow her.
>>283635220But their not lesbians.
>>283635220>this not deleted>the other spam deletedBased mod here
>>283636684Try and stop me
>>283636776Maybe they just don't know it yet
>>283636899>“All women are lesbians except those who don't know it yet.” 1970, Jill Johnston
>>283632356>>283633423
>>283637036We don't care, tiny man.
What videogames Rei and Asuka would play? No, sex is not a valid answer
>>283637208Otaku reference.... Anno Sensei....
>Shinji Marino brain>Shinji Kaworumicroscopic brain>Shinji Reipeanut brain>Shinji Asukawalnut brain>Shinji Misatonormal brain>Shinji Mayaitching swelling brain>Shinji Ritsukoexpanding ascension brain
>>283637495>itching swelling brainheh
>>283639060
We know Misato is a 'C', what cup size do you think Rei, Asuka, and Ritsuko are?
Does Mari have the largest chest?
>>283639187As big as possible.>Misato only C cuptoo smallMisato should have at least E or F cup.Rei and Asuka should have at least Double D.
>>283639187varies due to thermal expansion
>>283632356Our lovely reicist reipist...
>>283639208probably Asuka < Rei < Mari/Misato (?)
>>283639208>Does Mari have the largest chest?No, she's perflat
>>283639914Asuka's look bigger than Rei's in that pic>>283639208
I miss it when Asuka x Mari was a thing among the fanbase.
>>283640175
>>283640239
>>283640266Asuka in white plugsuit is so fucking hot
I need all the alternate continuities or fuck, even higher quality fanfics where Rei and Asuka actually get along.
BFFs! :D
Need more fanarts of Misato and Asuka together
>>283642944random ass 2009-tier screenshot
>>283632356Ayanami in the 'log
I love these women a lot
Imagine having sex with your mom whilw your gay bf is watching you
When I was in first grade (98-99) my mom somehow found a folder with Rei and unit 00 on it at a yard sale. She said she bought it for me because I liked robots, I remember hating it because it had a girl on it and "her" (Rei) for ruining such a cool looking folder.As to how my mom found Eva merch in a midwest yard sale in 1998 is anyone guess.
>>283647160What happened later? Did you begin to like the girl?
>>283647160I was already autistic so i only wanted monocrhomatic folders, no draws. Now, i'd kill to have a rei folder.
>>283647160holy groomom
>>283635736that goes for all of Asuka's relationships. she desires connection, but hates herself. and she projects that hatred of herself onto others, so assumes she's hated. and lashes out because of it.same with Shinji. they're the same, really.
>>283647713She's hated
>>283632356
Its almost that time of year again. I hope Saint Nicolas blesses me with my promised android waifu this year
>blocks your path
>>283649193>Saint NicolasEuropoor spotted
>>283649193Asuka wanted Kaji's dick
>>283637036Undisputed best
>>283646214she has nice tits from behind.
>>283650144Rei has nice tits in general
>>283633423
>>283634566until the end of civilization
>>283646134They did have a more recognizable life: childhood college career. no one else has that.
>>283634566All Gundam fag had that feeling
>>283650868i'm a 45yo family man with a house and a stable joband i love asuka
>>283652122The only thing you said that I can believe is you being 45. Maybe the house part, if you've managed to get one through inheritance.
>>283654092kinda through inheritance, technically the missus is the owneri also kinda lied about the job, in that it's stable but i fucking hate it and engage in self destructive behaviour
Fuck Asuka
>>283658608"No."–Kaji
Fuck Shinji
>>283658825okay
>NGE: packed with themes like how there are different versions of ourselves in our own mind and in others minds, how this creates a struggle to connect, the root desire to not be alone, ect, all while carefully building psychological profiles of every character>Rebuilds: "lol touch grass I'm married now nerds"Very nice. Thank you Anno.
>>283649193What would the Eva Zoomers ask for for Christmas
>>283652122Are you my coworker?
>>283660736This https://www.evastore.jp/shop/g/gC9100803/
>>283632356Rei is so good
>>283635736>tfw asuka genuinely wanted to be rei's friendno she didntshe wanted at best a girlsimp like hikari
>>283662297This, Asuka never cared a shit about Rei. Instead, Rei tried to connect with Asuka but their autism was too strong
>>283662297>>283662879rewatch the show. It was only because Reis autistic "I will be your friend if I'm ordered to do it" that made Asuke hate Reis guts.
>>283662989Oh yes, approaching a person who is reading a book and yell "let's be friend!" is a smart move. Asuka is socially retarded as Rei and Shinji
>It's a reitards prove they never watched the show just gooned to porn post sequenceYay.
>asukacucks prove they are the biggest cucks
>>283662989Lol no. Asuka demanded they be friends literally because itd be convenient for her. She said so herself.
>>283663415>taking anyone at their word in a show about maximum cope>taking ASUKA at her wordshiggy diggy
>you are reading a book>a girl you never seen before starts to annoy you for no reason at allOh yes, Rei's fault. I don't hate Asuka, but in that scene she was just annoying.>>283663415That's her way to hide her low self confidence. Terrified of loneliness, but her pride makes her come up with stupid excuses so she doesn't have to admit that she doesn't want to be alone. As said, she is socially retarded as Shinji,Rei,Misato,Ritsuko,Gendo and so on
>Reifags malding againShould've picked a better waifu
>>283663617"Waifu"? No. Rei is a Goddess.
>when you arrive at hakone you see rei>rei got her own train>rei got her own giant slide at Shiodome
>>283663530>>283663494In summary, Asuka didn't really want to be friends and shat herself even if she was sincere.Rei > Asuka either way. Asuka is a shitty friend anyway, just look at how she treats people.
>>283663958>Asuka got NOTHING despite being the clear favoriteEven their sad latest attempts at making popular involved rewriting Asuka into Rei lol.She's a clone, half angel, and with a white plugsuite and "nami" name to copy Rei's success.It's a total defeat for Asuka fags. Let's not even bring up "him".
>>283662297asuka does think of hikari as a friend after a while thoughshe builds up her confidence when she's confiding with asuka about toji, and also confides with hikari after getting her brain meltedshe might initially want these friendships for an ulterior motive, but if she does genuinely become friends with them does it really matter?
>>283663133yes? who has ever said asuka was any better at socializing than rei and shinjiasuka's just more brash, but she spills her spaghetti all the same
It's not Rei's fault that Asuka approaches most situations in the dumbest ways possible.such as>>283663530also Wall of Jericho
>>283664170Imagine be a japanese boy and suddenly your new roomate drop a bibble reference while she is showing you her braless tits. Can you blame him for nutting on her comatose body? She teased him for MONTHS
>"Asuka never cared a shit about Rei"Let's see...>Asuka tries to befriend Rei>denied>Asuka invites Rei to Misato's promotion party>denied>Asuka invites Rei to dinner with Misato and Shinji after beating Sahaquiel>denied>Asuka searches for a place for Rei so she can accept her invitation>acceptsNow if you want to count Rebuild>Asuka asks to take Rei's place for the Unit-03 activation test so she can have her lunch with Shinji and GendoAnd she did all that because she wanted, not because she was "ordered to". But hey, Asuka is an unfriendly bitch amirite?I swear you Reitards don't even try to understand the goddamn show, you just fall for the waifufag war and think you know everything because you watched some meme videos on youtube or some posts on evageeks (pretentious cunts).
>>283664269Yep, abusive behaviour. "See Rei i call you doll all the time but hey i want be your friend!" It sounds like an abusive boomer manager
>>283664354asuka only really starts calling rei a doll when she's beginning to crack, before it was wondergirl or somethingasuka calling rei a doll is also partially because rei scares the shit out of her, she's scared that rei is like that and is terrified of it happening to her
>>283664269The average Reifag hasn't watched the show
>>283664354Asuka is pretty normal, just has a big ego, when she's first introduced.Obviously the second half of the series completely wreck the cast, but in the first half everyone is pretty normal and civil.
>>283664269None of those are friendship related, but at best, obligation. If she hadn't done any of those things she'd be actively freezing Rei out.Facts are, Asuka is jealous of Rei from the start and calls her names. Even the most autistic of /a/-tards realizes Asuka's so-called "attempt at friendship" was merely Asuka badgering Rei.Even Rei understood it.>>283664417Before that it was the sarcastic "honor student", "favorite" and "commanders pet" depending on the translation.*Go enjoy your Shikinami, she's the less shit Asuka you wanted.
Gentle reminder shinji was happy only with kaworu. Waifufags
>>283664730Gentle reminder I don't care who Shinji was happy with, I care about who I would be happy with.
>>283664730Kaworu is so pretty, charismatic, and understanding, that I honestly can't blame him.
>>283664772The show is about shinji and, at the end, he went crazy due to 3 whores.
>>283664730behold
This might sound odd at first, but Rei and Asuka make a weird amount of sense when you realize that Rei is written like a Cat and Asuka is written like a Dog.
>>283664730That's why we derisively refer to him as a faggot, anon.
>>283664886Cats show loves, Rei is unable to show it. Asuka and Rei are written as two schizos, in different ways but both needs meds.
>>283664823The show is about Yui
>>283664730Shinji achieved nirvana with Rei. Hasn't been topped since.... any spinoff. Those are also spinoffs.Rei+Shinji is quite literally the foundation of the entire story, without their relationship, everything goes to shit.
>>283664934Actually, the show is about Gendo
>>283664976Simply an aspect of Yui
Why blue hair?
>>283665048Icey and ethereal
>>283665048anime albinism
They like each other more than they like Shinji.
>>283667004
Asuka X Rei as they're both filled with whipped cream until they explode (non lethally)
>>283666697Rei is too braindead to be ko'd
>>283640239There's something very pleasing about Asuka x Mari pics where Asuka is being very tsun
Angry Asuka makes for horny Asuka
>>283667398>>283667763I'd rather have this being canon than Mari x Shinji.
>>283667398Rei only mogged her a little bit in the chest departmentMari is several orders of magnitude boobier, and actively teases the everloving shit out of her
>>283667398>>283667763Mari wanted to fuck Yui in the manga bonus chapter.
Just Asuka getting so pissed off she finally cracks, and proceeds to hump and scissor Mari until they both cum so hard they blow up.
>>283668256If Mari scissors Asuka then who should scissor Rei? Misato?
>>283668322Another Rei, of course. Rei is for clone selfcest orgies.
Great, the thread is being hijacked with the asukafag coomer.
>>283668767Not that guy but I almost love both equally but Rei a bit more.
shartypedos why are you just reposting "cp" to your site instead of raiding?
Can us asukafags take refuge here now that our thread is gone?
>>283667204Hot
>>283670550dont give them attention
>>283670610bro thats fucking disgusting
>>283670610Why are asucucks like this?
>>283670705Somehow less embarassing than the people he's making fun of
>>283670610Asuka cucks, can't stop to show how cucks they are.
Asuka sex
Urmm, Asukeks...Where's your thread go?Could it perhaps be that showing your bare naked soles at every opportunity just is not suitable for a BLUE board?
>>283670851>>283670610
God I hate Asucucks.
>basedniggers kvetching over a bit of cumLol13916793.html for those curious, rest of the link you gotta figure out yourself because 4chan is gay
>>283670851And now they try to delete our thread.
>>283670914
>>283670926Lmao, every time i check it they get more embarassing. Unironically act like sjws
>>283670926>>283670977dontgivethemfuckingattention
Everyone above me is a black gay 5'4" pedophile, and this is now a frog thread. Post frogs.
shartroons keep losing, nice tribute btw
>>283670996Lost
>>283670550You mean 'p o algo?
Frogs won.
I will never forgive the Rebuilds for shitting all over Rei.
Asucucks spamming the thread with pepe.Not that we, reigods, needed a prove to know we are superior, but now it's clear
>>>283664233 (You)>I'd want to strangle the life out of her and go marry Rei
>>283671070>>283671072Raw
>being so mad and deranged about Asuka's existence that they went to the fucking sharty of all places to raid a thread about herWhy are Reitards like this? Oh well, enjoy the spam, I guess.
>>283664269Look she can be antisocial, but you need to work on how much of a bitch you are, Asuka.
Seriously, you Reitards are a fucking cult. Disgusting behaviour. Rei would be dissapointed of all of you.
>4CHAN JANNIES ARE WORSE THAN OURS WTFMoralfags vro...
>>283671125My wife is Quote doebeit
>>283671125>>My Goddess
>>283671112Rawr!
>>283671153Shartyfaggots love censorship and banning people over anything.
>>>283671112 (You)>Rawr!
>thread was good>mutts time>ruinedWhy mutts are this stupid?
>i'm posting stealthjak gemmies GEEEGIf you're going to moralfag, do it like a man
>>283671189>Shartyfaggots love cen-ACK
>>283671125>Yotsuba themed basedjaks
>>>283671153 #>Shartyfaggots love censorship and banning people over anything.
>>283671228You do love cebsorsship though, you want people to not love rapeable girls nwo
couldnt care less about this spam stroking it to rei rn
>>283671270Finally a fucking gem ITT.
>>283671270Asuka is built for that
>>283671270>shartycucks are bbc spammersOHNONONONONO HAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>283671270More bbcs please, this is good for my bnwo fetish
>in posting stealthjak gemmies GEG-AAAAAAAAACCCKKK!
>muhfuggin 4cracKKKaz stop liking teh rei you iz makin' mi clitty leakNo. :^)
>>283671321Implying shartroons are not incels
>>283671321>goysesl award
>>283671307I thought they were supposed to puritan types, turns out they're just fags
>>283671321>no arrownusoigoyim are literal cattle
>>283671321They won't win if they're extinct.
>>283671289Imagine the bulge
>>283671353>>283671154Built for that bbc
>>283671351>doesn't know that goy is short for goyim award
>>283671353being a fag is aryan shemmycuck
>>283671351>frogposters winning over nusoicacasGEEEEEEEEEEEG
>>283671353They are kek. They think it's based to spam fag nigger porn, as if that isn't a million times more degenerate than posting cute anime girls.
>>283671376Admit it gooners, how many of you downloaded this? i know i did.
>>283671353They worship black men.
>>283671449Erm it's actually keyed lolipedotroon, based has been taken over by normgroids.
What's with Soiteens raiding /a/ today?
>>283671508They hate anime because it's against their philosophy of everything being as ugly as possible. They'll say it's muh hecking pedophilia but that philosophy is what dictates the sharty's internal logic.
>>283671494You are a normgroid though, niggerlover. You will not appropriate my culture.
>>283671351I was watching some youtube video where a police captain started talking about something and his name was "Chad Reiman"Imagine being born a Reichad
>>283671376Wait a minute... is that Nikocado's coinslot I see?Asukeks...
the user above me goons to cp, scat, raceplay and other evils. pay them no attention
>>283671573>user that goons to cp, scat, raceplay and other evils
>>283671553How is it that Sharty is spamming the thread and you come off like the biggest schizo here?
Eli5 about this? I just wanted to enjoy rei
>>283671655That is a shartycuck. They love cado nudes
>>283671553KEK 4cucks really think anything that is posted during a raid is coinslots
>>283671616Yeah we know shartytroon
how would rei actually react to getting raped though? I guess at first she wouldn't really understand what was going on and would just look at you with her big emotionless eyes but i think after a big she would react and maybe hit you or try to push you off but i would just hold down her thin weak little arms
>>283671691This
>>283671690thats a shemmycuck though
>>283671671zoomers got zogged to hate cute things and worship ugly things and so they're having a little melty don't worry about them
>>283671691Not good for your penis.
>>283671690>shartytroonChillax im not like that. The arrow is directed at the hypothetical user that goons to that, not the shartycuck above
>>283671655>>283671678Meds, Sproke, and BWC.>>283671691She would definitely start enjoying it after getting eased into it, especially if you were to become more loving and less forceful as it happens.
>>283671547It's a joke.
>>283671722That's what happens when you feed your kids Amerimutt cartoons and not gundam.
>>283671690Gigaquoting like this is obviously meant to (ironically) compliment the guy, funny to do when they say some ridiculous, retarded or disgusting shit.
>>283671804Well i tried to separate it so you know I'm talking about a hypothetical user that goons to that. Sorry i wasn't clear
>>283671794>amerimuttnice try shartycuck go back
>>283671839>nice tryAmerimutt literally came from /leftypol/ but ok.
>>283632356shartytroons can't cope with the fact that their father/grandad was probably gooning to asuka/rei
>>283671835Yeah, it also works that way too.
>>283671860ok shartytroon, go back
>>283671671Seething Asucuck rage due to asuka getting railed by kenasuke
>wtf why is the post about 'aping a LITERAL CHILD getting more (yous) than our bait posts?>Thinking Rei is a child KEEEEEEK
>>283649266another hidden coinslot
>>283671886I don't support the sharty.
>>283671937go back shartykiddie and stop posting basedlita samefagging cunt
>>283671922*literal child
>>283671946look what the soicacas have to invent to mimic a fraction of our "lolicon" power
Gendo was definitely fucking the Reis, right? I mean they're clones of his dead wife there's no way he passed on that
>>283671989maybe not the young onw
>>283672008coinslot btw, interesting that shartyfags preffer fat fucks instead of hot hoes
>>283672008facesitting
>>283671946Now this sharty splinter, i support.
>>283672032what does this even mean. speak english
Kek the sharty gets triggered so easily
Do you think Asuka would peg Shinji? Do you think he'd ask to be pegged?
>>283672063stupid shartyfag nigger thinks hes slick posting coinslots lmao go back
>>283672092Take away their ipads and we can finally goon in peace
>>283672178estabilish dominance, goon infront of them.
>>283672239>
this shit i drew and still better character design than evangelion
>>283671691
>>283672358Are you 11? You have to be 18+ to post here.
>>283672395nigger i have been here since lolicon was its seperate board, its just a shitty doodle not that deep
>thread dies one an actual oldfag speaks
>>283672545Who was the oldfag?
