Funnyschizo lay in his crib, helpless and frustrated. The passionate sounds of the couple's lovemaking in the next room were almost too much to bear. A chastity belt had been secured over Funnyschizo's diaper, so he was unable even to relieve his pent-up arousal. He just had to lie there and bear it.

Suddenly, he realized that wasn't all that he would have to bear.

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP--SPLUUUUUUUUUURTTCCCHHHH*

It was over before it had even begun. Funnyschizo had shit his diaper, the rancid smell filling the room. And he was unable to remove his diaper or change himself, due to the chastity belt.

Tears streamed down Funnyschizo's face. He had spammed those MALfaggots half to hell, and was reduced to this? But he had no choice. If he didn't want to have to lie there in his own shit for who-knows-how-long, he was going to have to beg. Swallowing his pride, Funnyschizo turned toward the wall to the next room, from which he could still hear the bed creaking as the occupants made love.

"E-EDWARD-SAMA, I-I NEED MY DIAPER CHANGED AGAIN!!" he wailed.

The bed stopped its creaking, and Funnyschizo could hear the couple groaning.

"Your mother can do it after I'm done with her," came Edward Elric's reply. "I'm still not done eating her out in my crocodile form, though."

>>283634234
Not funny.

>>283634211
Anime is not meant to be funny. It is meant to culturally convey the (objective) superiority of Japan, which intrinsically is unfunny.

>Anime is not meant to be funny. It is meant to culturally convey the (objective) superiority of Japan, which intrinsically is unfunny.
said no one ever

>>283634892
I thought the last line was pretty funny.

>>283635684
Pretty sure someone has said it in this thread.
But it would stand as an unspoken truth even if no one ever said it.