A wild Joker appears.
>>283645655licking her arms
>>283645655What's the cure for mental illness?
>>283645655WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
>>283645655>we have harley quinn at home
15 mins
Stream is downOwari da
It's already oguriover...
Spooky
Tamamo has strong MC energy
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
Don't do fentanyl, kids. You may turn into a wild joker if you do.
Welcome to Santa Anita Park. It's already modeled in game so it's going to be the next game scenario.
Brutal mogging
time
Burger
imagine the smell
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
crazy
WIT CHECK PASSED
Pizza time
O my broken leg
>>283646587Who the fuck is this?
Did you know that they buffed lane movement skill in global so they also have extra acceleration now?How convenient to show it at work here.
Tama is jacked
>>283646673Maybe don't wear heels when racing
>>283645655Is she naturally red headed
OGURI CHADS WE ARE SO BACK
Uma musume is a guts game
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
what a jobber
>>283646756Tamamo Cross, the real Cinderella Gray
It's oguriover again...
Japan conquered
>>283646771>>283646775Oguri COPE
Japanbros...how can we ever recover from this...
>>283646775our uuuuuh... hero?
>>283645655Did she dieded?
>>283646775Oguri CRAP
My schizo american can't be this cute
>>283646795OUR FUARKING GOATS....and Oguri Cap
>>283646673>>283646707Toni's son and daughter will prove she could win if she didn't break his leg during the race
>Actual winning liveHoly shit
Muteki no egao de arasu media
>>283646785USA! USA! USA!
>skipped the winning livethis show is so soulless
Here lies Tony Bianca, she who will score a lot of kids.
>it's just horse racingWhat's the appeal?
Observe>>283646740>japaneseAngryScowlingUgly>>283646789>americanSmilingCute Happy
The kiwi's going back to prep her sister for next year.
>>283646789>>283646785It's gonna take a very Special Uma, maybe an entire generation even of highly competitive Umas to avenge Oguri Cap's failure.
>>283646844>Air Groove>Jungle Pocket>Winning TicketWow
Arima time.Will Oguri Cap finally score some fruaking G1?
>>283646847horse racing
cute jobber
Another break next week. Arima arc episodes will air on the 23th.
>>283646889Off to the glue factory.
>>283646859who is her real horse name?
>>283646900They do this on purpose, don't they?
>>283646918Bonecrusher.
>no screencap of Oguri after her humiliating defeatSad
>>283646918BONECRUSHER
>>283646900This is so fucking stupidEven worse that next episode is another "slow" episode
>>283646931Horlicks is her sister?
Torrent's outGet sneeding
Now what?
>>283646900>>283646944Only 10 episodes in this cour so they had to at some point
>>283646673>this is what Uma feet actually look likeGross
>>283646900The only reason I cannot call this the shitshow of the year is because Chitose Ramune took the title...
>>283647136If only she wore her original outfit.
Not a fan of all the special effects. I wouldn't mind if it was a sasuga spectacle like the movie but this is too much especially because there's no "flow" so all the effects look awkward next to each other.
>>283647219>dick goes here
>>283647188They be throwing "the Zone" like it was on sale.
Need some fat American horse ass on my face
fuck you michelle my nigger
>>283647496You're not Cinderella, you're one of the step-sisters.
>>283645655>i'm merely pretending to be retarded
Damn oguri sucks what a jobber
>>283646630>>283645902litterally the same fucking sceneBARVO KOJIMA
>>283646860Tokai Teio in 1992.A pity Uma Musume season 2 skipped that race because Special Week Japan Cup in season 1
>>283646878>December 25 Arima KinenA Christmas miracle
>>283646958They're actually rivals with rival trainers. Horlicks is with the O'Sullivans who trained Waverley Star, Bonecrusher's rival from the 1986 Cox Plate. It's called the Race of the Century in Australasia since it was two rivals doing a Umamusume style head to head sprint battle from 800m out like idiots, which inspired a generation of fans. 3rd in that race was The Filbert, who was also 3rd and the best placed foreign horse in the 1985 Japan Cup that Symboli Rudolf won.
>NO INSERT SONGYOU FUCKING COWARDS
>>283647765perhaps for arima kinen
>>283646847The emergent stories that we project onto the horses that come out of these races are very appealing.Stories of underdogs, uplifts, and heartbreaks.
>>283646775This is glue.
>No one here caught the glimpse of Kaichou and Ace
>>283646839Remember when Uma Musume was about cute idol horses and not about horses running angrily?
>>283646839There's no pretty derby to be found here
>>283647816It's really Uma Musume: Derby
>>283647816Uma Musume: Serious Derby
>>283647816I wish we got a winning live to but at the same time it's better this way. S1's Japan Cup and especially Condor Pasa at L'Arc was such absolute weak sauce. So much so that the game's cutscenes does a far better job than the anime did.
>>283647839Uma Musume: Gritty Derby
>>283647219Man I wish I had a burger right now. Instead I'm eating yoghurt like a bitch.
>>283646847the appeal is that it beats the shit out of any show you fags are watching anytime it appears
>>283647806I did
>>283647847I mean they didn't exactly have 2.5 billion dollar to burn when they made season 1.
>having trouble running 1½ milesI guess she didn't eat enough that day
>>283646889Gold Cutie
>>283647806I did, and with how they treat foreshadowing in RTTT to tie into the movie, I think they actually are planning to make a series about Ace.
>>283647908Imagine THIS being your protagonist's voice for a whole courit would be amazing
>>283647865Amen, anon.
>>283647806That's my GoatAce
>>283646860 they're gonna have to do that twice then ..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4fOt85nYfMI wonder if she would've sung Special Record or other songs.
I have a personal problem of reading the manga and then taking issue at deviations from it. Something like>Come up here, if you even can Is such a raw line and it's not in the anime script at all. Of course, she very well could be saying that and it's the sub TL getting it wrong, or it could be manga fanfiction in the first place.
>>283646673That's not fair.
Made some stitches.
>>283648018>smelled fishyImagine...
>>283647806symboli fruads....
>>283646673The competition is no longer worthwhile without the strongest competitor.
>umas can just magically give themselves funny looking eyes
>>283645902How about another joke, Tama?
>>283648180She should turn her fake voice into her real voice, it's way cuter
>>283648143big american titties
>>283648143haha what if her shirt button popped off when she's on her last spurt that would be so funny haha
>USA competitor vs Japan MC competitors in an international competition in a Japanese anime>The USA competitor wonWe are all used to uma musume IRL results but for anime standard this is really subversive.
Last stitch.
I like the angsty racing. What are you gonna do when it's do or die, on your one chance to prove yourself?
>>283648304Thank you.
>do CM finals after watching the episode>my Oguri enters the zone and beats McQueen by noseAbsolute ludo.
COME CRAWLING FASTEROBEY YOUR MASTERYOUR LIFE BURN FASTEROBEY YOUR MASTER, MASTER
>>283648344>He was lucky enough to get paired against some shitter who brought mcqueen
Sakura Chiyono's derby race is still one of the better ones
>tease the live>don't show itCan they fuck off
>>283648128Mommy…
>>283648372These are your idols.
>>283648363rng gamerng life
After
>>283647908>RTTT to tie into the movienever watched RTTT, how did it tie in
>>283648362Obey Your Master died on her way to her home planet.
>>283648415And before
>>283648424What a grouchy bitch.
They cut her boss of this race shot by half. What a damn shame.
>>283648424>>283648433She got better.
>>283648450>originally said in english>anime has it said in japaneseof all the times
https://x.com/wpq3h39pi73/status/1987429490029711565Actual race footage
>>283648416>>283647908someone mentioned jungle pocket is a descendant of toni bianca which is why thy both have the same color zone eyes
>>283648018in the manga that line is>来れるもんなら来てみい...the anime>来れるもんやったら来てみいseems like basically the same meaning but i dunno
>>283648487She actually said it in engrish in the anime.
>>283646771>>283646775What the fuck, why does Oguri keep losing? I thought she was supposed to be the goat with like 10 G1 victories AT LEAST but she just keeps jobbing, absolutely pathetic.
>>283648516She was the GOAT in her bumfuck village
>>283648516She's too old. Now she's only fit for glue.
>>283646620extreme horse spores
>>283648516She only had 4 G1 wins bro...
>>283646785>>283646789>>283648248MOGGED
>>283648622The japanese emperor and the last shogun of Japan...
>>283648237>koko de ima kagayakitai...
https://x.com/Eufoniuz1026/status/1982011554595061959What kind of qualifications do I need to have to become a uma trainer?
Literally how
>>283648846Hot blood sports shounen.
>>283648178I think that was more of a symbolic visual cue than literal shapeshifting of her pupils
>>283648914Really?
The Alpha of Apple Pies. The Brute of Breakfasts. The Cultivator of Calories. The Devourer of Dumplings. The Empress of Eating. The Fiercest of Fatties. The Greatest of Gluttons. The Height of Hunger. The Imperator of Insatiability. The Jarl of Jerky. The King of KFC. The Lady of Lavishness. The Mistress of Mukbangs. The Naysayer of Nachos. The Overlord of Obesity. The Princess of Pretzels. The Que-hagen of Quarter Pounders. The Ruler of Riceballs. The Sultan of Snacking. The Tyrant of Tarts. The Undertaker of Udon. The Vaeyen of Vension. The Warranter of Weight. The Xenophobe of Ximenias. The Yardmistress of Yummies. The Zhar of Zucchini.THE GRAY PHANTOMTHE ASHEN BEASTTHE GLUTTON OF KASAMATSUTHE CINDERELLA GRAY™THE CAP AS IN PEAKFATguri THE HEAVYHUNGRYguri THE OVERWEIGHTFULLguri THE FOODIEBIGguri THE IMPOSINGROUNDguri THE VORACIOUSTHE FATASS OF FATASSESTHE GLUTTON OF GLUTTONSTHE SCOURGE OF CAFETERIATHE INFAMOUSTHE TYRANNICALTHE UMA THE MYTH THE LEGENDOGURICADO CAPOCADO
>omg she's so strong she's such a le unfathomable kaibutsu>jobs every single race after peaking in regionals
>>283648846Horse power
>>283646785>>283646789I hope Obey your master does a one and done, never come back and stay a winner joker
>>283648846We all desire to breed Ogurin and Belno and to see them do their best!
>>283648219this feels so lewd
I wonder if any of the western owners know about the horse fanfic anime they are featured in
>>283646587https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vlc_YoHzdm01988 Turf Classic1st Sunshine Forever2nd My Big Boy5th Pay the Butler
>>2836491066 wins in a row in central. All graded btw. Stop slandering my goat you loathsome cretin
>>283649421>sunshine foreverwhat is her unlicensed umamusume name?
>>283649421https://x.com/KUZUMI777/status/1987440066873208901
>>283648459>boobs vanish
>>283649500Based.
>>283649500They're still there
>>283649500the JOKLER memes are stored in the boobs
She needs the Kitahara buff.
Oguri who?
Ogluttony.
Oguri CAp (as in fraud)
Do her american friends just think she went nuts during the america trip?
I really like that they did not just give Obey an underdog backstory and let her win. Tamamo made sure she fought for her fucking life. I knew Tamamo was going to lose and kinda dreaded watching this episode but I'm not even mad now. This was a good fucking race. Oguri who?
Pay the Butler
>>283649659She's a friendless loser like me.
>>283646706UNF! What does it feel like having a shorty manhandle you?
>Pay the Butler was laid to rest in Japan instead of AmericaWeird
>>283649886grass wonder bros... she didn't even have to larp as being jap...
>>283649886They tried to make him a breeding stud in the only place he won, but he died basically immediately.
Character assassination...
>>283649997Pre-Super CreekPost-Super Creek
This shitter didn't get euthanized?
>>283650065No, she still need to pump out Air Groove, Winning Ticket and Jungle Pocket.
>>283646859>>283646931she could crush my pelviswith gold cutie
She never won shit again, did she?
>>283650118She comes back in next JC and leaves as very salty loser.
I think mask off Obey was a lot cuter.
Imagine the best of a nation jobbing to a girlfailure one-trick pony, I'd rather commit self-glue than live another day.Anyway, Master of Puppets I guesshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0ozmU9cJDg>>283646850Horse pussy
>>283650183>Imagine the best of a nationnation(s) (plural).
Apparently being Italian or having Italian blood can give you rainbows in your eyes.
>>283650214Yeah because Italians are GAY.
Tamamo Cap and Oguri Cross
>>283650118I just realised this character is a fucking banepost.
>>283650378You merely adopted the turf, I was born on it.
>>283650378She's a big uma
We'll get Oguri's winning live again in the final season.
Cute American Uma > Ugly Japenis horse
>>283650214>talks mad shit only to end up jobbingYeah they're related alright
>>283650065Breaks his leg.Gets rewarded with a legacy in Japan.
>>283650378Extremely Painful?
>>283650378Tell me about Obane Your Master. Why does she wear the metaphorical mask?
https://en.netkeiba.com/db/horse/2021102952/Obey is real now and also a jobber like his namesake.
>>283650095and air groove's line shat out duramente the strongest sire for like multiple years in japan
>>283649464>Star what did he mean by this
>>283647188Yeah, when the "effects" started to appear with the normal looking background, it kinda makes it look out of place. It should've been something like a mental image but the real life camera/shot just shows them running super fast like how they did in the movie.
Tony Binned.
>>283650214>pokke and tickezoo are pastanigsMamma mia!
>>283645655I love all this American representation
>>283647908Were there? I'm trying to remember any scene that foreshadow the movie. I know it's a direct sequel since it occur during Opera O's racing career.
>>283648516Lol. S2 is going to be even worse. S1 IS Oguri's climb and peak. She's or the horse is considered a GOAT because no one expected a dud of a horse to win G1s and challenge against the top contenders at that time.
Oguri's show is a lot less violent than the first few seasons, even with Urban Youth Horse and Journalist Purification.
>>283650950It's just golshi, they tried it in s2 with mambo but she just cried :(
Fifteen minutes of the whole episode was spent on the final 300 meters of the race and it was peak
Much as I'm enjoying the grandma leagues, I wanna see the younger racers like Two Jet Johnson again. I think I just want more goofy umas
>>283651064We don't get joke umas until the next japan cup.
>>283651077yaeno bros...
>>283651025It's a lot less dramatic when the real race lasts for like two minutes.
>>283651077The next JC is miles better anyway, even though joker horse is cute. This whole season I kept confusing the two and waiting for that moment they all go fucking crazy and basically sprint 2400 meters, clearing the track faster than any racer before them.
So we can all agree Obey definitely performed Master of Puppets for her winning live right?
>>283651109I want to be domestically abused by karate horse after she looses yet another race!
>no winning liveWhy are they so fucking gay? This is one of the most popular arcs and Obey is arguably the most popular CG OC. Obey 100% deserved an insert song.
>>283651020its also a reference to most of Gold Ship's injuries being eye related since the horse was a tank
>>283651209Metallica will sue.
>muh winning live Man you're all faggots who'd rather watch Umas dance than race.
>>283651209>Why are they so fucking gay?more like fucking based, fuck idolshitok maybe Obey could've deserved it, she was cute
>>283651323race then dance*
How many decades to I have to wait to see Orfevre animated?
>>283651323Idol franchise.
Oguri is such a fucking LOSERMeanwhile the face of the franchise is a true CHAMP
>>283651120>sprint 2400 metersI love these two so much.
>>283651392>the face of the franchiseThat's debatable.
>>283651451It's amazing that so many characters in this series have become enormous memes.
>>283651451Who's that literally who in the bottom right?
>>283651451>no kitasan negraliterally only popular thanks to her card ingame
>>283651507Fuckin Quarternary over hea
>>283651451Only Spechan and Gold Ship can be considered the face of the franchise.
Oguri Cap's grandson.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI6kApHSnxA&list=LL
>>283651392S-Special Week dono... SUMIMASEN!!! I've brought dishonor upon our proud country. Because of my shameful display the prestigous Japan Cup is in the hands of a filthy gaijin. O Great General of Japan... Please send me to the factory, so I may serve you better in the form of g-glue...
Does Obey ever show up again or was this her only appearance?
just finished the rest of the franchise last week. s3 is such disappointment after the absolute kino that is s2. should have give the mentor role to golshi instead of splitting it between nature and NPC store owners
>>283651672She shows up in the next Japan Cup act. She also has her own gaiden chapter, though I don't know if they would adapt it.
>>283651209Cygames know that ogurincels would rope if they had to witness this humiliation ritual
>>283651711They did well to pivot to cingrey, kitasan's story was too similar to tokai teo's. I think they'd do well from here to pivot off Golshi's meme status to do one about stay gold.
>>283651711Kitasan Black was only introduced to the game so that cuckolds have a self insert.Meme: me on my way to lowdiff kita in every race we ranBonus meme: me on my way to fuck Sweep ToshoBonus meme 2: me on my way to fuck kita's mother
>>283651598Oguri Cap's great-grandson and Mejiro McQueen's grandson.
>>283651363Be happy we even got it in the game.
>american trainer >speaks in japanese dialect
>>283651804Yes. I don't get the sheer amount of hate S3 gets, but it's true that its in essence S2 but worse.
>>283651906I really didn't hate it, dia's luck battle was cute, it just was a less impactful s2
>>283651804>I think they'd do well from here to pivot off Golshi's meme status to do one about stay gold.or they can just animate this
>>283651889I find it hard to believe that he's not just a shit trainer. Is GRORIOUS NIHONGO really the promised land of soft turf? Like come on, he couldn't find one US track for her?
>>283646775Nice heroine, Cygames. Real nice. I love cheering for some dumb third wheel jobber that should never have been allowed in the race to begin with, probably shouldn't even have been allowed in Tokyo.
>>283651974
Ok, but who is REALLY the strongest?
>>283652031Human cock
>>283652031Cap, as in peak.
>>283648416>>283650900Agnes Digital, Café, and Tachyon all make a brief appearance when NTR talks to Opera O. This ties in with the film because those characters appear right after Opera O Classics year.
>>283652026
>>283652092Direction's kinda goof here, it would have been cool if she blinked and ouguri was just there, like a jumpscare.
>>283652031UraraAll these "top tier" horses would crumble into dust if they had to follow her schedule
>>283648846>uma musume>cygamespicturesit can't possibly be anything but first anon
>>283651711It was just a watered down s2, Duramente and Satono Diamond felt like wasted characters, Cheval’s win was nice at least
>>283647219>I'll take this burger and EAT IT
>>283651138nah it's hajimete no chuu by popular demand
>>283652031By just sheer power is probably Rudolf and Maruzen. People got discouraged from racing against them as they were too strong. There was an "Maru/Rudolf is gonna win anyway, so I don't care about the races" era too.
>>283652301man oldschool jp horsefags were such pussies. I found out that TM Opera O was hated too for being too good. They used to throw rocks at him. I'm glad the people at cygames have thrown nothing but love at these horses, even if the majority of them aren't around anymore.
>>283652301Be careful, anon. A schizophrenic contrarian will jump out and lecture you on how lucky Rudolf and Almond Eye were to beat all the shitters or that they're frauds.
>>283651968US of A tracks are mostly dirt
>>283652375>even if the majority of them aren't around anymoreThis franchise is like a digital graveyard.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQy28pmMmVU
>>283651968Forever Young is a nip horse that found huge successes in Dubai and America. Just because you were born there doesn't mean you have to make it big there.
>>283652601Rice Obaa-san...
>>283647553You know, when S2 was airing all those years ago, and I kept seeing people bitching about how they skipped her Japan Cup win, I always thought they were just being annoying about it not being 100% accurate to real life, and that it was probably fine to skip it in favor of the higher climax of her Arima win.But once I got to this chapter of the manga and understood the context of why the Japan Cup was important, and also finally got curious enough to look up who finally broke the losing streak, I finally understood why all those people were bitching about it. God damn it would have been so cool to see it adapted. Especially since it would tie so well into her relationship with Rudolf. I know they have no reason to ever do it, especially since they just keep getting more and more horses, but sometimes I wish they could redo Teio's story to be more inline with the current state of uma having leaned in to the spokon side even harder than it did with s2. Or that they could have included her in the main story cast in the game.
>>283645655Scruburi Cappu…
>>283653053kek
>>283653053Saved!
How long will this Oguri slander last?
Wow thanks announcer
>>283648846>my hero academiaPeople have hero fatigue thanks to america constantly pumping out capeslop plus many thought the ending as ass>spy x familykinda surprised its under sanda, my opinion is its because its slow and pretty much everyone has already read the manga
>>283653480It hasn't even started yet
>>283648143>>283648162You know, I was happy for her here.
>>283653548Uh oh
>>283653053>blacked to death
>>283651109Don't worry, she will win again.Eventually.
>>283653614>basketball>brown>most rude, aggressive, and unsportsmen-likeWhat are they implying?
https://x.com/GMK633/status/1987446877089141140Interesting that the japanese broadcast's closed caption actually named her Sunshine Forever, even though she's only credited as American Umamusume
>>283653614She lost.
>>283653614DESPITE
>>283653506she actually did only win by a nose over my big boy in the real race
>>283653614I found her quite relatable. Ogurin late surging past your team has become all too common a trauma in the CMs.
>>283646995Christmas apparently
>>283648071Truly an "I'm the Joker baby" moment
Apparently a New Zealand horse won the Japan Cup the very next year
>>283648846>Anitrendz poll>gacha seriesA match made in Indonesia
>shittiest horse pulls off a miracle win because uh she just does
>>283654457Gold City my beloved pretty loser
>>283654457That's a spoiler, anon.
>>283654624Watch the last two eps with your eyes open this time.
>>283654457Second Japan Cup is one of kinoest races.
>>283654656>I was merely pretending to job until nowno that's not any better
>>283654648>>283654676The series covers the next one as well? Fuck I thought I was safe to look up the real world results without getting spoiled
>>283654624>hide her personality and running style>perfected a gliding running style perfect for this type of track>obsessively researched her opponentsAnd simply>She wanted it more
>>283654698Why not?
>>283654772>>283654698>>283654785if you're good you just winyou don't need any of that pathetic trickery
>>283654624Unfortunately anime tropes and plot armor can't overturn historical results.
>>283654714...It's covers the entire Oguri's carrier.
>>283654846>carrier*career
>>283654818That's what losers say. Racing isn't just about speed and stamina, you have to strategize, plan ahead, think of how you can take advantage of your opponents and catch them off-guard, or else you're going to lose. In that aspect, Obey Your Master was far and away the most talented and prepared one there, and that's why she won.
>>283654624>shittiest horsefuck you
>>283654914>you have to strategize, plan ahead, think of how you can take advantage of your opponents and catch them off-guard, or else you're going to lose.sounds like pathetic cope from shitters who simply just can't run fast
>>283654947Remind me who won again?
>>283654818She already admitted she wasn’t THAT good normally so she strategized to get in every advantage. Then let her hard work pay off just barely.
>>283654947Great front-runner attitude.
>>283654983winning the special olympics doesn't mean you're good it just means you're king of the retards in the same vein none of these horses are good, they're all slow sacks of crap compared to past true greats
>>283654947Is Super Creek slipping in around the corner in her race to get ahead cheap as well? I wouldn’t say that, but I’m curious what the line between pure racing and strategy corruption is for you.
>>283655100>slipping in around the cornerthe only thing that matters is going fastshe was fast enough to do that it's fine
>>283651407Same. These two tards made that race so much fun.
>>283655028Trolling aside, you do realize there are straight-line courses? Maybe those are more up your speed.
Obey my Cute
Super Creep
There being a lot more Obey Your Master was the best way they could have gone with her.Very satisfying episode
>>283655514Super Cute
>>283653802Im way more interesting in Uma's playing other sports than just playing human Nascar.
>>283646847Super Creek mommy
>Races should only be about speed not strategy>t.
>>283655676Your strategies are run, run slower, and run faster.
>>283655676exactlyif you're actually fast you'll just win
>>283655756NTA but I think stamina is important too.
>>283655676Hottest Oguri face yet
If you've never been around horses, you should know that they fart A LOT.I could only imagine how a classroom of horsegirls would STINK from the constant farting especially like Oguri cap.The constant FFFFFffff sound of her gas valve opening and her skirt slightly flittering from the turd winds.
>>283655804if you're fast enough you'll win before you tire out
>>283645655i was rooting for all three horse girlshow does this series pull this off?
>>283646900for those wondering, the breaks are planned in advance (the gacha reward schedule for the released episodes had them before Episode 1 of the cour). This should the last break we get.
>>283655824Uma don't fart
>>283655836>i was rooting for all three horse girlsthis tbqh
>see that loner uma you raced with training alone while looking sad >try to cheer her up and give her some advice about doing research on the competition>next time you see her she's larping as you, down to your looks and the way you speak>...>whenever you try to befriend her she gets angry and leavesObey's relationship with this uma is so funny. In the manga I assumed that orange uma was laughing and loudly talking shit about Obey after "consoling" her which justifies Obey's disdain of her in the gaiden.But the anime showed that actually it was some random dudes that were talking shit about Obey and orange uma was just being nice in an obnoxious way yet Obey for some reason hates her.
>>283655979
>>283655676>this was actually a foreshadowing
>>283655862They doAnd Oguri plugs the toilet every day
>>283654457Oguri won the New Zealand Trophy in Season 1
>>283655804Seiun Sky is infamous for during one race starting really fast, build up a lead and slow down in the middle of the track,to save stamina, the others tought he had tired out and started to speed up way too early only for when they came close to Seiun for him to speed up again and now the others were all too tired because they speed up to catch up to him.
>American Uma>Nigga>Creepy stalker>ThugWhat next? Terrorist Uma?
>>283656154Sydney Sweeny Uma
>>283655824and if you've ever been around horses, you'd know their fart smells nice
>>283656154All the umas do have a bit of Arab and Turkic ancestry
>>283656117I don't believe you, I need actual evidence, not nonsense Uma slander on the internet
Hundreds of years ago were Uma's being armored up and ridden by knights into battle?
>>283656292
>>283655676>Races should only be about speed not strategyTRVKEIn speed there is truth.
>>283656361This is my idiot child. She can outrun a fighter jet.
>>283653802>rudeMichelle was never rude though?>aggressiveAll the gaijins were aggressive, did you forget how Tama got double teamed by the brit and kiwi?>unsportsmen-likeThat goes to Obey who risked getting disqualified and banned for switching lanes
>>283656292Uma are the knights
I want to see Uma's fight that seems way more impressive than running. And since Umas aren't people you could tie knives to their hands and make things extra exciting
>>283656432He's a genius, actually.
Horses don't have rights.
Horses aren't real, anon.
You will never be a farmer that works the field with your 14 foot tall Draft Uma
>>283654714We are still in Oguri's classic year. She ran for two more years after last race of this season.
Wait are normal horses real in the usaverse?
Are women really into horses in this universe too?
>>283657037Nope.
Hiroshima and Nagasaki.How this got past the censors?
Obey... or is this Folk?
>>283657012snu snu
>>283657037No.
anyone have a link to the obey gaiden in english
>>283657012GOD
>Jobburi Job
cute (non) gyaru uma
wat?
>>283655844This only makes it even more stupid assuming is real.
>>283657630UORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR crying_emoji
>>283657052How big would be huge horse girls from this show in this scale?
>>283648078muscle femlet is prime bullying material.
>>283655844Why tho? Why not just delay cour 2's airing for 2 weeks instead of forcing in breaks?
>>283657784They didn't want to risk a skin outbreak from too much racing.
>>283646707they don't even use the heels, they run exactly like horses do
>>283657678I think taiki shuttle is one of the largest on the roster, and she's 172 cm while golshi is 170, so what you see there is around the max i'd say. I don't know if filthy gaijin horses are 200cm tho, I think i remember seeing one where they were so 9ft?
>>283657956HUGEAMERICANCOWGURLHONSEYIPPEE KI YAAA
>>283649216anon...
So why does Oguri run like this again?
>>283657997>Tall stoic native american uma>buffstack hot blooded mongolian uma>powerful genki cossack umaThis franchise deserves to be so much more than just modern horse racing.
>>283657678
>>283658160she's built different
>>283658185>native american>umaUh...
>>283658228I wish I was as big as her on the right. The perfect height for a horse.
>>283658264Different time line, the prehistoric umas never got extincted
>>283658270Are you an uma?
>>283657956Reminder that the Tracen giant isn't even taller than Obey.
>>283658350Giant foreigner umussy...
>>283658350Japanese uma are just small.
>>283657156That's horlicks (Folkqueen)
>>283653053
>>283650214bro she's Irish
>>283658185>when you're out in the jungles and you run into a tribe of 10 foot tall amazonian umas that are in desperate need of a younger generation to care for
>>283657084>>283657241What about other 4-legged horse-like creatures? Like goats or alpacas or camels.
>>283658584Oguri ate them all
>>283651407honestly that arc was shit and hard-carried by thiefcrow and eve, I didn't care about horlick's stupid melodrama and her yuribait with oguri
>>283658584there was an omake from a manga I'm pretty sure I don't remember too well but some one will have it. It was a bit of a joke and I don't know if it's legit or a fan made thing, but it was a couple of panels with I think golshi. She recognized a donkey, a zebra and a unicorn but you take the horn off the unicorn and she called it a monster and freaked out. Whether this is a meme or not I'm basing my entire understanding of the lore off it, so other four legged ungulates exist, horses by exception don't. What this means for chariot warfare I don't know.
>>283658675Her greed sickens me.
Oguri Nap
>>283658692What are you talking about anon that arc was great especially the buildup. Though it does feel more like an Obey arc than an Oguri/Folk arc.I like how they kept teasing a rivalry between Obey and Thiefcrow for like 3 chapters only for those two to completely ignore each other during the race.
>>283658711Presumably, instead of chariot or mounted warfare, umas were probably just used as regular soldiers.
>>283658264anon, horses first evolved in america
>>283658584Camels exist so I assume its just horses that dont exist. https://x.com/uma_musu/status/1748179078673506594
>>283659066I don't remember that at all
>>283658711that was fanart, retard
>>283659111Uma can still pull chariots.
>daylight change means I miss this threadI hate it. So I guess this mean Toni ganna find some japanese guy and have trillions of umas?
>>283659136>a horse riding a camel
>>283659140There were moments here and there.
>>283652375The issue with Maru is that in that era of stupid rules horses that lost too badly could get banned from racing for months to year. So going against a monsters like Maruzensky was a big risk to the horse owners as it could cost you a full year of your horse's prime.
>>283658160Flexible legs.
>>283654714We're in 1988. Oguri's peak is 1989 and the horse finished racing in 1990. The manga is going to cover it all, I think it's gearing up for the last race currently.
damm, a shame the protagonist of the season lost JC, I know its based on real horse racing, but damm, you really feel the pain of Tamamo Cross here, it was pretty close too. But she seems optimistic into the next run which i dont know what it is exactly, but im sure she will train harder and pull trough, im cheering for her. I hope we can get more idol concerts tho, the series is starting to gaze a bit too much into the shonnen slop abyss
>>283659525Oguri HAG
>>283659630>i dont know what it is exactlyThey said she (and Oguri) are running Japan Cup and Arima Kinen at the start of this eason.
>>283659661arima kinnen time? hell yeah! im ready
>>283659651Oguri DEAD
>>283658692>doesn't like folkqueen's storyPleb spotted.
>>283647262NANDO DEMO
The CGI in this episode was kind of wack.
Here's the Oguri's last race if anyone want to spoil yourself. It was very heartwarming.Can't wait for the anime version.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7aJCZ_U7fk&t=555s
>>283659712fuck off, it's really fucking stupid
>>283659213Umas are already superhuman strength, so making them tow chariots instead of running down people with spears of their owns is kind of a waste.
>>283659836>supa hors des
>>283659881>third time's the charmalso>the crowd chantingfuuck, can't wait for this send-off
FolkqueenMore like FUCKqueen
I still think Pokke's roar is the best.https://youtu.be/V_QV-aqshmU?t=154
>>283660147it sounded really bad in the movie
fuck belno
>>283651392>>283651451Her career is so god damn lackluster and boring, holy fuck. Making her a bimbo exhibitionist made her slightly more entertaining. Why did CYgame made FACE OF THE FRANCHISE so god damn bad in the game?
>>283660279she's supposed to be the bland main heroine, it's another left-over from the early days of the franchise
i miss winning lives...
>>283659884No it's not, YOU'RE stupid.
>SHIROI INUZUMAAAAAAA-CK FUCK FUCK FUCK IS THAT AN UMERICAN AIEEEEEEEEEE YAMETE DON'T OVERTAKE ME
>>283660279>>283660429Regular week
>>283660429Yeah and I understand that. Still, they should really update her story. Compare to all other FACE OF THE FRANCHISE>TeioHaving her win all the time turn her into a needy brat that hate the idea that you're not paying attention to you.>Oguri She and the other hick plays off each other. That and FATASS.>GoldshiLOLTOTALLYRANDOM that Akikawa also plays along and encourage the hell out of it.>TachyonTurns into becoming dependence on Guinea Pig-san and may or may not have tons and tons of uma babies after the career.
>>283660429>it's another left-over from the early days of the franchiseSo what do you guys think about the current direction of the franchise?
>>283660279>>283660429I love the supreme commander of Japan. Anyone who badmouths her is a chestnut.
>I was merely pretending to be retarded this entire timebravo
TASUKEEEEEEEEEEETE
>i'm going to go all out!>instantly breaks her legkwab
I know Obey would have researched the winning live part of Japanese keiba but this would have been funny
it's over...europe has fallen...
tamamo...lost...
>>283660657The shitty 2018 PV causing the franchise to hard pivot unironically saved Umamusume.
>>283661024This one?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYrVKLBhitE
>an entire season of oguri being shat on i hate thisfuck history
>>283653053Oguri Crappu... (as in SHIT)
Special week acts like she doesn't even like racing half the time.
>mogs the entirety of JapanKNEEL
>>283661178>that's some payback for pearl harbor, bitch
>>283661150She was shat on half the time in season 1, but you have retards complaining that she wins (off screen) all the time.
speed, obviously you dumb horse
>>283655641This.
>>283661150That's gonna be season 4 :^)
>>283661150mARY SUe btW
>>283661236Its criminal that halloween alt isn't release in oct.
Why?
>skipping the livei am going to firebomb cygames hqwhy are they entirely focused on the sport side now and are trying to hide the idol parts
>>283661236>>283661318Meanwhile in Cinderella Gray.
the italian rose is the most beautiful in this room
>>283661212>She was shat on half the time in season 1What? She lost once to March and once to Tamamo in the 10 or so races shown.
>>283661318I've heard of Christmas in July, but Halloween in November? Ridiculous.>>283661396Hot
>>283661432...She's Irish.
>>283661396I can't wait for season 3 for Creek's time to shine.
>>283661396Also in Cingray:
>>283648846The anime is actually big, I see random people watching episodes on their phones while taking the bus
What's up with this "small island nation" shit? Do the Japanese think this is what everyone actually thinks about Japan? They're a major economy, a major industrial power and have pretty large cultural impact too.
>>283660978i hate these special effects, cour 1 was kino without it
>>283661525Underdog stuff. They all look down on Japan.
>>283661525>What's up with this "small island nation" shit?because japanese horse racing is smalltheir history is tiny compared to the rest of the world and all their horses are actual trash dogshit compared to the rest of the worl
>>283660147Ore no tsuma da...
>>283661572which is funny to think about because conversely the nip turnout for their own keiba scene is many times greater than the turnout in the countries that have the better horses
>>283659886Imagine you sit in the trench, your position shelled relentlessly. Your ears still ring as the barrage stops, and your disoriented unit remains in cover for a moment longer, just to be sure. You slowly rise on your feet, knowing that you will see enemy soldiers advancing through the no man's land. You have minutes before they will get to your position.Or so you thought. As you peek over the trench ledge, you witness blurry, horse eared shapes blitzing your lines with impossible speed. You try to raise your rifle and shoot, but before that happens, the enemy strikes your weapon away with her own. The last thing you see is a bayonet sticking out of your throat.
>>283661837I've never heard of anyone being into horse racing in my country.I assume our horses are also shit.
>>283661243Poor Beni
>>283654648>Japanese so butthurt they have to make foreign umas into shizos to justify them winning.
>>283647219This is my kind of fanservice
dootdedoodoodoo what a nice day to just relax! it would be so funny if there were any black umas around to black me hahahaha
https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0000161740/in awe at this cute honse
