Volume 36Akatsuki Suppression MissionChapter 323: Judgement!!Previous chapter: >283730525Start: https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/a.desu.meta/subject/Daily%20Naruto%20Chapter/filter/text/page/8/Dailyramen is busy cleansing the Senjus. I will be posting until he returns.
>>283748611kill yourself narutard
>>283748618>>283748634Why don't they just strike again? Aim for the head?
>>283748618Asuma looks like he shat himself
>>283748699Bro had a whole yap session worth of time to do that>>283748611>>283748618>>283748634
>>283748618....
You think Asuma got stronger in the time-skip or Hidan is just this much weaker than Kisame in CQC?
>>283748817Asuma fights a bit smarter here.
>>283748634>so here's our planDid Asuma become a villain?
>>283748862>>283748878So this should have done much more damage to both of them
>>283748652How did Shikamaru dodge that?
>>283748634>We already know you usually operate in pairsSo why did they send only 4 people compared to the 8 that went after Gaara?
>>283748817Asuma? Kakashi level (Land of Waves).
>>283748915They're tough.
>>283748992Well Shikamaru could have easily died here if Kakuzu went for a more direct faster attack
Bros... I can't even begin to UNDERSTAND any of this... Hidan's jutsu is UNFATHOMABLE...
>>283748817>You think Asuma got stronger in the time-skip or Hidan is just this much weaker than Kisame in CQC?Some of both
>>283749010Until paperbombs get involved.
>>283748966More like ebisu level
>>283749019Shikamaru the godlike genius has lighning reflexes to dodge s-tier taijutsu attacks despite never practicing.
>>283748817His teamwork with Shikamaru is the big difference
>>283748817>>283749059Actually Asuma was doing fine against Kisame in taijutsu, he only got surprised that the sword he blocked was sentient and could move to shred him after block.
I really REALLY like Hidan. He could work very well on his own, not being part of the Akatsuki.
>>283749132His chemistry with Kakuzu is great aswell though.
>>283748740Did the Akatsuki Yondaime teach Hidan that quote about pain?
Team Kakashi performed better fighting akatsuki in previous arc compared to regular jonin squad we see now
I like this "feeling the other persons pain" a lot more than the previous "my faith is all about slaughtering people". Kind of a wild combination of beliefs though.
>>283749080>>283749093>>283749107>>283749128>>283749136>Clashes easily with a Jonin all the while evading shadows sneaking up on him from multiple directions
See ya tomorrow for the Daily Shikamaru Chapter, anons. Get your protractors ready for it.
>>283749198It's clearly part of his religion and related powers.
>>283748878>the one time a jobber fire release attack hits>it only damages the user
>>283748699>>283748719>Maybe we should’ve planned better for this
>>283748842>>283748862That’s a pretty cool jutsuhttps://youtu.be/6oTGPu3Q7VI?si=olaQYBQTDdX7_Zz3
>>283749200Technically this is one jounin and three chunnins. Which just makes the fact they're not instantly dying to two dudes who took down a perfect jinchiruki all the more questionable.
>>283748862What are the benefits to using this smoke jutsu over a regular fireball?
>>283748699Ah yes, the smartest and most diabolical villain in all of Naruto.
>>283748683>All four of them? What a waste of time. I'm gonna give you the shadow boy and Asuma. I will dispose of the other two.And then Asuma squad died and everyone lived happily ever after. The End
>>283749263Shikamaru is only chunin here
>>283748683>>283748699how’d he make such perfect GEOMETRY with that little blood on the ground?
They kinda fucked this fight up in the anime right? It's been like 15 years, but I swear I remember Hidan only drawing the circle after he god the blood there so the pace felt off. Am I just misremembering?
They should stsrted trying to crush his skull but Kishimoto wouldn't put something like that in
>>283749311Hidan's hobby is foot-painting.
>>283749306Those two guys are both still chunnin. They were never promoted.
>>283749203Hidan does look pretty cool up to this point.
>>283749269It can burn someone
>>283748618Why’d they waste so much time being slack jawed idiots gawking at Hidans ninjutsu? Orochimaru brought your fucking Hokages back from the dead but somehow a jutsu that grants the ability to survive lethal injuries floors you?
>>283748652Wish that side of the building was me
>>283749150
>>283749269I imagine the idea is a obfuscating the actual attack, like the enemy would think you’re putting up a little smokescreen to hide yourself but then you just nuke them with no warning
>>283748634Why Asuma tell him this? If Kishimoto wanted the reader to understand his plan he could of had a internal thought.
>>283748719Weren’t the village honchos yapping endlessly about how dangerous the Akatsuki is? Why’d they send a team whose biggest gun is Asuma after two Alatsuki and figure they had a chance in hell of winning?
>>283748891Oh no… he became BLACK…
>>283748798>>283748817Checkmated in two exchangesPeople don’t respect Hidans mastery of his tri-scythe enough, the mans a genius with it
Uh...Guys? Shikamaru was supposed to be invincible when outnumbering his opponents? Asuma and Kurenai said so, Why isn't this emo fuck dead yet?
>>283748878So if Asuma isn’t outright dead from that, I guess this means that jonin can tank fire and not outright melt from it?
>>283749418Because he had Shikamaru the genius with him.
>>283748922We know Hidan can't regen or at least super fast. With such huge blades piercing his ribcage and organs, how the hell does that not impede his movements? Can he bleed out?
>>283748817Hidan is the weapons expert TenTen should’ve been. He’s top tier; high level taijutsu, absolute mastery of his weapon, high physical combat IQ (not so much in the tactical IQ department).Asuma was simply horrendously out of his depth.
>>283749500I think the attack was just SO WEAK that Hidan could transfer only this much damage
>>283749463The animators certainly respected it
>>283749269Harder to dodge. The fireball is a projectile that travels in a fairly easily avoidable line, while the smoke surrounds the opponent and then gets ignited into an inferno
>>283749500I assumed this technique was on the weaker side as Asuma does not specialize in fire jutsu
>>283749513There is 0 consistency or explanation to how his ability works, yeah.>>283749523The issue is that he already said of himself that he's slow, so everything he does is framed by that.
>>283749463And that's with Shikamaru's shadows harassing him
Asuma got treated like fodderIn a one on one Hidan would’ve won in under a minuteThis shit is just sad
>>283749587I still don’t understand why Hidan thinks he’s slow; maybe its because his fighting style necessitates a certain level of trap setting with the scythe?
>>283749584His clan indeed specialize in fire jutsu
This chapter certainly picks up the pace from the last few
>>283749595In a 1v1 always bet on Hidan
Why the fuck did Asuma not extend his chakra blades reach to slice the scythe in half? Jesus Christ, whats the point of having a weapon jutsu that allows you to manipulate the length of your blade if you’re not gonna take advantage of it?
An anon mentioned it a couple days ago, but Kishi must have wordlessly switched Hidan's power from invulnerability to simple soft unkillability in between the Yugito fight and now. Otherwise, there's no chance he wouldn't have been vaporized from a biju bomb or gotten his limbs destroyed/head cut off prior to this the second someone figured out his shtick.
>>283749622Nta but I don't take characters statements like that too seriously. If his fights prove otherwise then it's just Kishi being wrong. Kakuzu on the other hand has never been praised for his speed in comparison.
>>283749622It's such a pointless line too. Did Kishimoto just want to downplay Yugito or what? Why does he hate her so much?
>>283749667He's still "measuring up" his opponent. Going all out from the start...that's just crazy, they don't teach that kind of thinking in Ninja schools
>>283749652Its certainly difficult to come up with characters who can make it out of a 1v1 with him unscathed. Actually, just came up with one, Gaara hard counters him
>>283749595Asuma is regular jonin unlike gai and kakashi
>>283749674He realised he wanted Shikamaru to destroy him so he nerfed him
>>283749263Kakuzu isn't doing anything and Hidan isn't that type of fighter.
>>283749622This is what speed looks like in Naruto
If you were part of Asuma's squad, how quickly would you figure out Hidan's ritual?
>>283749622Hidan is weakest akatsuki member
>>283749691>Going all out from the start...that's just crazy, they don't teach that kind of thinking in Ninja schoolsIt’s funny, I think the Sand Siblings are the only protagonists who are willing to just kill right out the gate
>>283749729I figured that shit watching the fight for the first time when I was 13 and half asleep
>>283749263Hidan told Kakuzu to stay out of it a this point in the fight
>>283749729I wouldn't because I would have chopped his head off at the start.
Kusarigama style is so underrated. If you like Hidans fighting style I strongly recommend Gamaran, one of the main antagonists has a similar albeit more realistic fighting style to Hidan and is one of the top tiers in the story
>>283749726I think I need Sharingan precog, because I can't even keep up with their movements
>>283749731He is but he’s still incredible and clearly too much for even an above average jonin to handle
>>283749764Kusarigama is the sickle with the chain, right? Would Hidan's scythe count as kusarigama even without a chain? Either way I agree, it's a very cool fighting style.
>>283749831He is shown controlling the movement through the cord quite a few times although not a traditional looking chain its used like one.
>>283749783In Akatsuki Hidan is slow one
>>283749652How does Hidan handle these 1v1?>Zabuza>Part 1 Kakashi>Sakura (start of Shippuden)>Naruto (start of Shippuden)>Jiraiya (no intel starts in base)
>>283749695Anyone that can incapacitate him at a distance or doe so much damage he becomes unable to move should be at an advantage.
Asuma on par with ebisu
>>283748699That's a perfect circle and he did it with just his feet.
>>283749948he stabs them, drinks their blood and then kills himself
>>283749948They all are do better than asuma
>>283750012You thought his power was just being immortal and transfering injuries?!
>>283748878The first instance of Shinjutsu before Boruto.
>>283750075Is this not listed as Jujutsu in the databook? thats witch shit not alien shit
>>283750012He's probably had a lot of practice.
>>283750012Thats his art, if got serious he could embarrass Deidara on daily basis with his skill
>>283750012Hidan’s favorite subject in school was geometry!
>>283749387I'd understand if Kakuzu was a cute girl...
>>283748761I would too if my ambush didn't work and now I have to job against the main villain
>>283749622I guess he's just not considered fast compared to the rest of Akatsuki, but to everyone else he's quick.
>>283748634>you chose the wrong one to start withI love Hidan
>>283750050>>283749948He dies to every single oneAsuma only got cursed because he decided to stop fighting at close range and use JOBBER STYLE FIREBALLHad he kept punching, Hidan wouldn't be able to do his gay circle
>>283748652Did Kakuzu make a whole building explode with raw taijutsu?
>>283750159The others don't really seem superhumanly fast though. Kakuzu seems roughly the same level as Kakashi and Sasori coudn't hit Sakura...
>>283750182Yes
Did Kishi insert the Hidan being slow shit just to somehow rationalize the bullshit Shikamaru pulls later?
>>283750201They all are faster than hidan
Feels like Asuma came into this fight underestimating Hidan because Those Two Guys managed to stab him earlier. There’s this sentiment throughout this fight that theu have to hurry up and get rid of Hidan so they can handle Kakuzu, the real threat
>Kakashi and Gai are too popular to throw into the meat grinder>Kurenai is too much of a literal who for anyone to care aboutWhat’s the nickname for the “popular enough, but safe to kill” archetype that Asuma fits into?
>>283750143I read a doujin once where he body swapped into a loli for a few pages to escape I would definitely kidnap her.
>>283750279Hidan could have killed Choji or Ino.
How was Hidan able to draw such a large and thick circle with only droplets of blood on a dirt trail?
>>283750310Sometimes a man has to make do with what he has
>>283748842>>283748862>>283748891>a fiery explosion didn’t even do any environmental damage to the ground or the dreaded circle Christ, Asuma is so fucking weak for Part 2’s scale
>>283750269Isn't Asuma being hasty because he has a child on the way?
>>283749948As long as they can keep him from making the circle, he dies. But if he does do it only Jiraya should be able to be fast enough to still kill him before he gets a piece of blood from him.Kakashi and Zabuza spill litres of theirs without a second thought and Sakura would be too slow and Naruto too dumb to evade his attacks for a prolonged time.
>>283750182He destroyed the iron gates at the fire temple with just a punch too, I presume he used his iron skin jutsu when attacking the building here.
>>283750310Hidan would never admit this, but he actually has a hidden supply of red paint in the soles of his sandals.
Its hilarious to consider that Temari can one shot Hidan
>>283749698Pretty underwhelming for someone who is supposed to be the son of the 3rd Hokage, a man who was considered the most powerful shinobi of all when he was in his prime.
>>283750310Maybe its not all Asumas blood, maybe he just starts with that but the rest is from his own wounds from earlier.
Seriously, if she has an opening to summon the weasel its over
>>283750382I think Tenten casually one-shotting Kakuzu because she just happened to find some cool shit on the ground is way funnier.
>>283748669
>>283750420Unless he leaked a bucket load of blood from his injuries, there still wouldn't be enough.
>>283748683>>283748699
>>283750418Lackluster successors of prodigy clans feels like an interesting recurring theme that doesn’t get fleshed out too much, characters like Asuma, Hinata, Obito, etc. (all to varying extents of course)
>>283750420You can see him drawing it with his own blood before the fight, but it's still a bit silly.>>283748683>>283748699
>>283748933Maybe he saw Kakuzu shadow Also Shikamaru is expert at running and dodging
>>283748699I'm amazed at how they completely ignored Hidan setting up what was obviously a jutsu formula.>>283748740Hidan keeps making weird implications about his religion.
>>283750488>Shikamaru is expert at running and dodgingHow so? Every ninja tries to avoid getting hit, but unlike them he never actually practices.
>>283748652The "lazy one" btw.
>>283748652I'm guessing this was Kishimoto's way of showing that Shikamaru trained his agility during the timeskip
>>283748903Thank you OP.
>>283750279Tv Tropes calls it a Mauve Shirt. Someone that the audience will know and usually like, but is completely safe to kill off in relation to the main story and characters.
>>283750524>How soProven by the time he went up against Tayuyas 3 stooges
>>283748719That one anon was right, Asuma shat himself when hidan survived.
I wonder if there were any genuine Asumafags that were broken up about this arc back in the day
>>283750422Kek
>>283750143
>>283748891Enter Hidan's default fit in games!
>>283750604Now make her a loli
its time my hero to show up
>>283748862>>283748878>Fire jutsu did more damage to its user than the opponentWHY IS THIS STYLE SUCH A JOBBER?
>>283750613For what purpose
>>283748817idk that looks prettty deep here.
>>283750633Makes it easier for me to over power them
>>283748891>>283748903>>283749190>>283749219Arigatou, OUR LEADER!
>>283750236I think it's just random bante with not that much importance >>283750325He used fire jutsu
>>283748634So are sealing jutsus not common to learn? It seems like a prime ability to pair with Shikamaru, if you want to capture someone alive.
>>283749311We're already familiar with shinobi having ridiculous levels of precision in everything they do
>>283750679I guess shikamaru not smart enough to learn it
>>283749698If not for his dick, i'm not sure he'd take Kurenai or hell, even Genma.
>>283748699Is it possible for Hidan to survive Amaterasu ?
Tomorrow is Total Shitkekmaru Death
>>283750279>Asuma>PopularI feel like, at least in most of the world, Kurenai would be the more popular of the two for being waifu material.
Would this team beat the sound four?
>>283748719>GUYS I'M A TOTAL JOBBER I DIDN'T GET THINK WE WOULD ACTUALLY RUN INTO THEM
>>283750787KEKsuma would lose to Kidomaru in a fist fight.
>>283749418Maybe they were doing 4 man scouting missions first just to be safe but then decided to attack since it was 4vs1They really could have used some distress beacon / flare here
>that team of 8-9 random sound jobbers that got shredded by Asuma in Konoha Crushholy fuck Orochimaru must’ve picked those guys off the streets
>>283750787They die getting sucked inside Jirobo's dome.
>>283750734It would be extremely painful.>>283750787If Hidan cursed Kimimaru and broke one of his bones, what would happen?
>>283750761Wasn't Asuma part of the Top 99 poll and Kurenai was at the 100 bottom aka not featured?
Genma? Would've blocked Hidan's scythe with his toothpick.
>>283750841I'm talking about before this very arc.I know she was also heavily unpopular during the first poll but that was when she hasn't done anything yet.
>>283750830It's not hard to believe that Orochimaru just gathered up some random crooks to larp as ninja from the Sound "Village"
>>283748862>>283748878>>283748891I hate to bring Boruto up, but Hidan's ability is similar to Eida's brothers ability of reflecting attacks back.I don't know why Kishi, if he's even writing Boruto which I have my doubts, don't circle back to Jashin and make him as Otsutsuki
>>283748740
>>283750871At what point would you consider her as having done something?
>>283748753>>283748778A few chapters back one anon mentioned how Asuma couldn't cut through Hidan's scythe using wind nature. But I do think it's a neat detail how he did cut through Izumo's sword.
>>283748683
Look at things from Asumas perspective; up until now the strongest guys he’s ever fought have been conventional weapon users with one or two very straightforward jutsu in their arsenal, y’know an elemental release jutsu here, a summoned companion there…this extremely unconventional fighting style paired with jutsu that’s borderline witchcraft is likely completely beyond his understanding
>>283748719
>>283750890That's not Ada, that's Daemon you're talking about. And fans have pointed out that their abilities are similar, but Hidan needs to prep with the circle and triangle to make some kind of "field" around him for it to work, while Daemon's happens automatically and is increased when he touches someone.I can 100% see Jashin being ayy-related.
>>283748817This should of caused a more graphic face wound, given the size of the blade the tip would be passing right next to his eyeball.
>>283750936>That's not Ada, that's Daemon you're talking about.Ignore this part, I somehow missed when you said her "brother" like a retard.
>>283748966No way this guy is beating my GOAT, Zabuza
>>283750875>>283750830Orochimaru should've shelved his plan to attack Konoha after Kimimaro got the coof
>>283748862
>>283750871Nvm i got it backwards, Asuma was less popular than her in the first poll and he gradually became more popular while she fell off.>>283750914You show her personality, fighting style, that one flashback with Hinata, her relationships, etc.Enough for people to get the hang of the character and find something appealing.
>>283750930Did he not watch the chunin exams?
>>283750614
>>283750904Owari da
>>283750806Anime filler states he was a close combat specialist
>>283750830>>283750875What's funny is that pakkun said they ranged from chunin to jonin level based on their chakra density lol.
It’s never been more dattebayover
>>283750333Why would that make him hasty?
>>283750838Kimimaro would just tank it and regrow another bone.
>>283751026Easiest way out of child support or marrying Kurenai was to become the 'needed' sacrifice
>>283748842>>283748862One of my favorite jutsus. Nothing too flashy but it's just tacticool.Also jobber style is still useless. Even if Hidan's immortal, it should have blown his body to pieces.
>>283751046Stupid
Should've retreated the moment their ambush didn't work
>>283751046They are already married, or at least they will be when Kishi retcons that.
>>283751046Listen Tsunade. I need the DEADLIEST missions you have.
>>283750995The abilities seen at the exams weren’t that crazy, with the exception of Naruto, Lee and Gaara
>>283751049>Even if Hidan's immortal, it should have blown his body to pieces.If it did both Hidan and Asuma would have both exploded in 10 different chunks. Would be pretty funny honestly
>>283751090But there were Naruto, Lee and Gaara. Also a guy letting bugs live in his body which seems pretty hardcore.
Honestly I don't see how Hidan counters Tayuya
>Naruto, Kakashi and Team Gai failed to kill an Akatsuki member who lost an arm and most of his charkra fighting Gaara>"let's send a four man team to kill 2 of them"
>>283751206By catching her unprepared like a ninja should.
>>283749731Imagine Konan overpowering him because he cant draw blood while the paper emissary jutsu is active
>>283751260Nagato would gladly listen to Hidan plapping Konan.
>>283751206Depends if he can break the genjutsu and just outscales her in "stats" I guess. The matchup would be pretty bad for him. But then again he could just ask Kishi to make the fight offscreen so he can win.
Regular jonin are fodder to akatsuki
>>283751242Weren't they originally on a scouting mission? It would have made more sense to tail them and word back to the village to prepare a real ambush
>>283748652So is this punching from the earth jutsu he uses or is it just Kakuzu being swole as fuck?
>>283751337It seems Konoha has no protocol for how scouts are supposed establish communication with others once they find something...
>>283751260>Hidan is only 22 years oldara ara
>>283751357The fuckig sand village of all places have super speed birds who can travel across a country to inform another village of an emergency. Konoha should have birdmaxxed
>>283751078Retreat became impossible the second Kakuzu got involved, no way he was going to let Asuma escape. They well and truly fucked themselves
>>283751337Asuma got cocky
>>283751348His earth jutsu hardens his skin but otherwise does not increase the strength. He is swole like swollen with tentacles swole
>>283751335Considering every member of Akatsuki is S class, yes
>>283751419Maybe he had something to prove after getting his ass handed to him by Kisame
>>283751426And guess what this konoha squad is?
>>283751467This is NOT an S class squad, don’t lie to me
>>283751366I thought the chin piercing was her mouth for a sex
>>283748719>Don't you get it, I MUST die! Do you think I've been setting all those flags up for nothing?!
>>283751483This is F squad do you know what that stand for?
>>283751461Probably wanted to avenge his jobber friend
>Ok, Kurenai, Kakashi and I were torn apart by Itachi and that one Swordsman of the Mist, but to be fair, that was ITACHI MOTHERFUCKIN UCHIHA we were up against>These two don’t look so tough, we’ve got this
I LOVE NARUTO
>>283751519Fagsquad
>>283751549I do too
No worry bros genius shikamaru will save our squad
>>283748719>Izumo, Kotesu, Shikamaru>Take on the other Akatsuki member>>283748778>takes Asuma's target
>>283751522>dive head first into a death match with only Shikamaru for backup to avenge your drinking buddy>get smoked inside of ten minutesKWAB
>>283750804Essentially
One of the most retarded plans out there really. They know the Akatsuki work in pairs, they know how strong they are, they have experience fighting them, they know they are even capable of using shapeshifting techniques. Who is to say this Hidan wasn't a 30% clone? Why send this jobbersquad against 2 powerhouses you know nothing about? The plan should've been to gather data on their fighting style and then retreat.
>>283751632Yeah, but Chikiru or whatever his name was…Gotta run it back for Chikadee, c’mon man
>>283751606Yeag I’m sure his 200 IQ will be an invaluable asset to the team after he gases out from having to use shadow possession for more than five minutes
>>283749418Asuma was given elite Jonin status out of Nepotism. Tsunade thought she was sending a Kakashi-tier soldier.
>>283751679Five minutes would be an extremely long time for his teammates to do whatever they want.
>>283751679>>283751710Real problem was that CM2 Tayuya was pushing back against his shadow possession even at point-blank, trying to do that shit against an S-rank criminal sounds like suicide
>>283751740You would think that...
>>283751549Sasuke...
>>283751549Gaara...
>>283751740Y’sayin they’re sum kinda…Suicide Squad?
The nerve of Asuma to try this shit after losing almost immediately to Itachi and Kisame in a three on two.
If they has tired to escape, they could of lucked out and succeeded when Pain called the called the meeting whelp too bad
>>283751918Hidans solos
>>283750967Asuma one shots Zabuza by throwing a chakra knife straight through his sword then fucks Haku in the bussy
Can Obito still use Kamui if he's caught by shadow possession? Asuma's ambush is full proof on paper, but half the Akatsuki members are virtually immune to it
>>283750824How does she piss with the bandages?
>>283751941He did win
Speaking of Zabuza, this feels like a technique that Kakashi should’ve copied and used more
>>283752112It's copyrighted.
>>283752030All over herself and then lets it dry to try and attract matesAbsolute pheromone queen
>>283750179>Asuma only got cursed because he decided to stop fighting at close rangeWasn't he losing at that close range?
>>283751958It falls apart on paper too due to the fact that clones and genjutsu exist. The plan is downright retarded given that they know there are 2 of them. They had no backup plan should their sneak attack fail, and even if it succeeded they still have to kill another.
>>283751534You know, I don't recall ever seeing anyone make this point before, so maybe I'm the only one who's thought this, but Asuma and Kurenai would've looked a lot less retarded if they'd just switched targets. Kurenai's genjutsu was obviously wasted on Itachi of all people, but might have worked OK on Kisame; whereas Asuma was screwed either way, but at least it wouldn't be a case of "close combat specialist going up against a better close combat specialist."
>>283752183B-bros.........I thought this is high IQ squad
>>283752112Probably costs him too much chakra to release that technique if there isn't water nearby
>>283750936Watch it being Kama and Jashin being an Otsutsuki.
Hiashi won.
S-shikamarubros...........why our squad made retard plan?
>>283748778kind of an aside but I really don't like how the colored edition gives everyone black hair, it just makes the side cast look so same-y with everyone wearing the same military outfit.
I kinda wished they’d’ve somehow beaten Hidan and had to go up against Kakuzu with a half dead Asuma, Shikamaru with all of one chakra to his name and Those Two Guys…doing whatever it is they do
>>283748891https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq1QxLsLNjI
Why did Tsunade send Those Two Guys on this mission? Who is watching the gate and doing nothing?
>>283752175He got scratched ONCE. Never really used the wind blades shit either.
>>283752334
>>283750734Fire Punch: Naruto edition
>>283748761He knows he's fucked
>>283750734I don't think so. Hidan may be immortal but he doesn't seem to be able to regenerate himself any better than a normal person. He'd burn until nothing is left of him.
>>283749257I knew someone would post it. I also found it neat.
>>283753109>Her teacher was Jiraiya of course she is str->blitzed
Could Asuma survive a hundred Konoha girls?
Itachi, we're leaving...
>>283750824Which episode is this
Where's Jiraiya?
>>283753775Jobbing offscreen.
>>283753872Pain level fighter, sorry.
Did you like this arc when you first read it?
>>283754024Not really. I don't find Shikamaru interesting as a main character.
>>283748611Love yourself naruGOD
>>283754024No, honestly. I liked Hidan and Kakuzu, but even when I was younger, I disliked Shikamaru and how much the story jerked him off. Time has only solidified that opinion further.
>>283754024I dropped it during the Sai arc for being awful, missed this entire arc and regret it to this day because I wasn't around to see people post spoilers, wait for raws, speculate, argue, all the fun stuff.
>>283748933By being fast enough to dodge it.
>>283754024Felt like the series was making progress so yeah it was okay, Hidan/Kakazu felt very threatening back then which was enough to make the things that were happening feel tense
>>283748683Kakuzu sure likes taking the piss
>>283749263Could the Sasuke retrieval squad have taken Hidan and Kakuzu?
>plebs think Hidan is le bad because he went against a hard counterHe was going toe to toe with Kakashi. Also Asuma is at worst an average jonin and Hidan already cut him, this fight would be already over if not for outside help. He’s actually good with his weapon and evasive.
>>283754565Only if they hid until Gaara and Temari showed up.
>>283754759Is Kankuro supposed to be on par with Temari back then? I know his onscreen feats make him look worse.
How many jutsus require this extravagant of a set-up? And given how destructive even genin battles can be, a jutsu that requires to stand in a small sigil and hope it doesn't get ruined seems like a really ineffective one.
>>283754813Hard to compare them directly since their abilities are so different. I could see Kankuro handling Hidan simply by out ranging him but Temari and Gaara both do that more effectively. He would be fucked against Kakuzu as well
>>283750075Shinjutsu doesn't exist borutard.
>>283755317It does since Boruto is part of Naruto.
>>283755351This thread is for discussion of canon material. Go make a non-canon spinoff thread for Bort and Rock Lee's Springtime of Youth.
>>283755368How about no?
>>283755351>Naruto has a tumor therefore it's also Naruto
>Resident schizo malding over Boruto againAnd yes, you are the schizo. You even said your signature "Go make your own thread!" catchphrase. Nobody's gonna listen to your faggot ass. Go to sleep.
>>283755609>everyone that makes me mad is the same personMake your own thread if you want discussion on non-canon material. You won't get any replies from people discussing the canon.
>>283755679I'm really not in the mood for your usual shenanigans of pretending to be multiple people and pretending not to know things while doing your same old shtick.
>>283755910konan when I cum on her
>>283755984Unless you're shrek go see a doctor
>>283755723Take your meds before making that thread.
>>283752312...it's a D rank technique.
>>283753109>Uses 0(ZERO) techniques from Jiraiya
>>283755560Biologically speaking yes.
>>283755368Not a single person in existence gets mad about Rock Lee SD being mentioned in Naruto discussion, Newfag.
>>283752112...or any of the other 999 techniques he allegedly knows.
>>283752112>>283756144>>283756202Kakashi has shit tier memory. He might have copied a thousand jutsus but he can barely remember his own let alone several hundred
>>283750630It has to be or else it instawins every fight.
>>283752030they're shorts, the bandages are just a pattern printed on them. Shinobi chic; Ino is very fashionable
>>283754742>He’s actually good with his weapon and evasive.Also his scythe has a whole bunch of tricks like expanding and multiplying that weren't shown off according to the databook.
>>283750012if such a thing is required for your technique, you would learn how to do it. I've seen youtube videos of guys being able to do such things. There was one famous clip of a teacher drawing a perfect circle on a chalkboard
Good night everyone, I’m excited to see Shikamaru show off why he has an IQ of 200!
>>283748817you would think Shikamaru would have learned a bunch of techniques to extend his shadows in battle
>>283748652This stuff is why I thought Kakuzu was going to be the dedicated brute-strength bruiser of the Akaksuki. It's a pity they don't really have one on the team, I love "fuck your power system I punch harder" characters. >>283754024Yeah, though it's a shame how much I liked Shikimaru in part 1 and how much he gets wanked off here. Hidan and Kakuzu are simply too much fun.
>>283749200Team KEKashi couldn't beat a single Akatsuki by this point.>DeidaraWas able to get away.>SasoriOnly died because he wanted to and that was mostly due to Chiyo anyway. >fake ItachiNot an Akatsuki.
>>283749225>the one time a fire release attack hitscope
>>283757620oh noes, he destroyed his little mask!anyway
>>283757783Your concession? Accepted.
Which Akatsuki was assigned to which tailed beast?1 - Deidara2 - Hidan3 - Sasori -> Tobi4 - Kisame5 - ???6 - Pain (anime addition)7 - Kakuzu (anime addition)8 - ??? -> Sasuke/Taka -> Kisame9 - free for all, Itachi/Kisame, Hidan/Kakuzu, Pain/Konan are all sent after him in some way or anotherGonna assume Zetsu never had an assignment since he's literally a plant in the group for Obito/Madara. Was 8 supposed to be Itachi's and that's why Sasuke inherited the assignment? Itachi and Konan seem to be the only ones without assignments/filler additions
So theres 0 explanation even from kishimoto about why is hidan inmortal?
>>283757955It's a jutsu.
>>283749948Very fucking poorly.
>>283750012I mean if you use your legs like a protractor, that actually seems like a pretty efficient way to draw a circle.
>>283749674>>283749677Kill yourself yugitofag. No one cares about your useless jobber whore.
>>283757936There are 10 rings and 9 Tailed beasts. If we exclude Zetsu, the 5 and the 8 should have been hunted down by Konan or Orochimaru. And the 9 Tails was Itachi's target. However, it seems nothing prevents Akatsukis from attacking "wrong" targets should the opportunity arise.
>>283749948>Zabuza>Part 1 Kakashi>Sakura (start of Shippuden)>Naruto (start of Shippuden)Hidan kills them>Jiraiya (no intel starts in base)Hidan loses
>>283757955Neither is Kakuzu, or Deidara's mouth hands, or Kisame being a shark. I headcanon all of them as being particularly weird Kekkei Genkai, it doesn't really matter.
>>283758109I was wondering if I even should've mentioned Oro considering he left the organization long before the capturing biju phase
>>283758128Kakuzu's physiology is attributed to Earth Grudge Fear and Deidara's body modifications are forbidden jutsu of the hidden stone's demolition corp.
>>283758128Kakuzu stole the jutsu from his village.There are many shark people in Kirigakure, perhaps some genetic quirk.Deidara dunno.
>>283748891Thanks OP
>>283758142Well, he was originally supposed to take part. Btw wasn't 5 Tails already sealed by the time of Sasuke vs. Bee? We can suppose that the 5 was Konan's target and the 8 Oro's.
>>283758159Why were hand mouths made forbidden jutsus? Too many explosive handjobs?
>>283748618>>283748719>>283748740>"......"
>>283758097Who is your favorite character?
>>283756990Hidan is one of the only weapons users so far in general. Tenten isn’t even canon yet, and Temari has the fan. That being said, the scythe is pretty cool and looks to have some utility. Didn’t know it had those uses as well, I thought the anime did well in making his weapon wielding look pretty skillful. It certainly showed some more personality from him.
>>283758206Being that good at cunnilingus was forbidden
>>283756391Same shit as poisonIf Sasori knew about the fourth wall he would have realized he'll never be allowed to hit anyone important if he keeps coating all of his weapons with super deadly poison
>>283758589
lmao
>>283758870Wait rangebans actually work?
>>283758870Obsessed
Oh wow, OP really did a number on this retard
>>283758844Why?
>>283758870>>283758915qrd? what does this have to do with Naruto
>>283758953He's not a useless whore.
>>283758969Please, don't feed him. It's some pathetic faggot who made his entire life about Naruto, and now we have other faggots who love obsessing over him. It's stupid drama.
>>283758978>It's some pathetic faggot who made his entire life about NarutoDoesn't that apply to everyone here
>>283758870Based bort hating chad
>>283758978>and now we have other faggots who love obsessing over him>obsessing over him>himShut the fuck up sasukefag, we can smell (You) thousands of miles away >>283759005Another example, kys sasukefag.
>>283758995Only the ones who spend all their possible free time here. Does that apply to you?
>>283759030Im new to the dailies but otherwise yes it applies to me
>>283759005Fuck off retard
>>283759005You do know that Boruto is 100% canon and it will continue to be no matter how hard you cry, right?
>>283759010>sasuke out of nowhereSomeone's off their meds (again).
>>283759130Please, it's so obvious it's (You).
>>283759005Regardless of how you feel about Boruto that guy was a blight on these thread, not really a chad.
>>283759149You're literally replying to him.
>>283759174Just like I don't follow his agenda of everyone thanking OP being him I don't believe everyone who dislikes Boruto to be him.
>>283759149Now that I think about it you're right, I misspoke. The word chad doesn't do him justice. He's a genuine hero.
>>283758973>constantly fails to bring Sasuke back>fails to make any positive reform in konoha>loves Sakura, Sasuke and HinataSoundslike a useless whore to me.
>>283759198Well sounds like a you problem, that's unironically him. Look at this shit >>283759218 who else would suck his (own) dick like that?
>>283759229>kept his word and brought his friend back>got a big titty wife>achieved his lifelong dream of being Hokage>is alive Nope, not a useless whore.
>>283759255While yes, it's suspicious, I've been myself accused of being "blatantly" the sasukefag enough times (I'm the anon who was against shitposting every drawing by default in fear it was his) to not really believe this by default.Regardless of that he's clearly a shitposter who should be reported for trolling.
>>283759278Do you consider dead people as useless or whores?
>>283759281>I've been myself accused of being "blatantly" the sasukefag enough timesAh that makes sense. If that happens to you that usually means you are the sasukefag trying another failed "master plan". You should kill yourself. Hope this post helped!
>>283759281Not shitposting. The deciding that anon has towards hating bort is admirable.
>>283748611if Hidan had been ambushed by a duo of more competent chunins he would be toast now
>>283759300I consider women who didn't accomplish anything in the series as useless whores. I consider Shizune one too.
>>283759315Why are you talking in third person, sasukefag?
Very piss easy to tell the Sasukeschizo is falseflagging again going "Uh I'm/that's not the schizo!"
>>283759304I see that you are shitposting too, like that guy, have a good day then.
>>283748652it doesn't really matter since Kakuzu famously takes advantage of Hidan's immortality, but if Shikamaru had tanked the punch would the damage have transferred over to Hidan?
>>283759346>have a good day thenCan't wait for janny to expose you by wiping your IP in this thread again
>>283759342Why do you keep bringing up sasuke all the time?
>>283759352>Hidans only offensive technique is literally built into kagemane for free
>>283759315>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that anonSasukefag pls>>283759363Don't pretend like you're not samefagging to the moon and back. We know all your tactics already.
>>283759370You didn't answer the question.
>>283759316>two guys who got dabbed on by start of series Sasuke
>>283759381(You) answered it yourself. Stop samefagging, sasuketard. You lost. /nart/ will never come back.
>>283759352Yes
>>283748719they didn't even show that impressive of feats yet.
God this fucking asshole. He ruins every fucking thread. Doesn't he have friends or something? He's literally here 24/7
>>283759393
>>283759412>/v/ memeYeah ok we know it's you, retarded autist.
>>283759409You mean the schizo that calls everyone sasukefag for some reason? He's just unwell. Best to ignore him.
Bro will post the exact same shit and then either play dumb or go "How can we be sure?" Schizo-kun, only you are hung up on this specific crap.
>>283759436>You mean the schizo that calls everyone sasukefag for some reason?Hahahaha you're so desperate man. You should kill yourself sasukefag.
>we
>>283748817having to throw his knives into the air in order to do handsigns seems like a massive design flaw
>>283759436You've said this exact same shit on /v/. You fucking bring up the same exact talking points every time word-for-word and kerp trying to gaslight that it ain't you.
>>283759459Yes, we, as in "everyone who frequents the dailies knows it's (You) trying to bring back /nart/ again". Dumbfuck.
>>283759465Proof?
What has to go so wrong in someone's life to end up like sasukefag?
>>283759334I'll have you know Yugito completed almost the same number of missions as Kakashi (including S-ranks) according to the databooks, despite being younger!
>>283759501>according to the databooks
>>283759480Put "Sasukefag" in the /v/ archive.
>>283759518>Make a claim>Get asked to prove it>"Do it yourself"Ok
>>283759480There isn't any. This boogeyman is in his head.
Another way you can tell it's the schizo is the sudden influx of posts coming in either denying or questioning that it's him.
>>283759530Shut the fuck up, sasukefag. You do this literally every time.
>>283759501(Yugito) is a perfect jinchuriki, she stomps any jobber with a single RAAWR
Has anyone ever lost harder than sasukefag?
>>283759528It's literally right up there when you first type it in.And don't think I don't know you're likely the schizo playing dumb as usual. No one is invested in defending the honor of some schizo.
>>283759552>jobbed to the second weakest akatsuki member
>>283759566>defending the honor of some schizoYou mean defending the honor of the biggest bort hater
He's really grumpy nobody gives a rodent's ass about "fighting against" Boruto or regurgitating his shitty memes or glazing his trash crackship with Hinata's underaged sister.
>>283759509Written by Kishimoto and therefore extremely canon!>>283759582Fake News! She blew him to pieces as he's known to be weak to explosions.
>>283759552>unyaa~ :3
>>283759562Bortfags.
>>283759597You're seething because you were told to fuck off earlier when you got triggered by Boruto earlier, huh?
>>283759619>Still sellingOh yeah? How many copies of (You)r shitty fanfic have you sold, sasukefag?
>>283759612>
>>283759619The anime is coming back btw. Can't wait for your massive meltdown when it's officially announced.
>>283759612>Written by Kishimoto and therefore extremely canon!Just like Boruto!
>>2837596432 more weeks.
>>283759465>You fucking bring up the same exact talking points every time word-for-wordNta, you say this regardless of who is talking, as you believe everyone who hate Boruto, or Sakura, or likes drawings is the same person.(I like Boruto and Sakura, but also like drawings, or at least am not automatically opposed to them).>>283759582First time I notice it, does she have a Kanji painted behind them? Does anyone knows if it translates to something?
>>283759643>yourNot your boogieman
>>283759651Story by Pedomoto
>>283759656>I like Boruto and Sakura
>>283759656>First time I notice it, does she have a Kanji painted behind them? Does anyone knows if it translates to something?Pretty sure it's just random blood splatters from the Yugito clone.
>>283759656>I like Boruto and SakuraYou're not welcome here. Leave.
The fucking rapid fire posts. Goddamn this retard can't help himself. But it's totally not him, though!
>>283759668Who wrote Chapter 700 again?Also>PedomotoThanks for confirming IT IS you, sasukefag. Fucking retard. No one else calls Ikemoto that.
>>283759685Yes, it's blood splatter, but it seemed to me composing a Kanji, probably I'm just allucinating.>>283759694Not up to you to decide.
>>283759656If I see a new drawing I'm gonna shit on it to spite sasukefag AND you
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/283748611/#q283759692lol
>>283759692Why does he keep calling Ikemoto a pedo when he's obsessed with Hinata's little sister and tried to defend the idea of dating a teen to rationalize it?
>>283759718I just replied to the wrong post. You're getting desperate, sasukefagtard.
>>283759715Nice falseflag, Sasukeschizo.
>>283759709I think the closest would be the left side of 永, which means something like eternity, but with how most of it is just smear I think that's just a coincidence.
>>283759709Actually, it is.
>70 straight posts of drama
>>283750279Asuma is only used because he's the least relevant character tied to Shikamaru.
>>283759765Blame the guy who keeps calling everyone sasukefag.
>>283759785Or we could blame the sasukefag (You) himself.
>>283759582Why wasn't the monk guy hung up like this? Was it something that came about naturally in their fight?
>>283750604would
This is a cursed series and things will never get better
>>283759744What??
>>283759821What caused this guy randomly to call everyone a sasukefag?
>>283759876Maybe it's because (You) keep samefagging the shit out of every thread, sasukefag.
ACK!
>>283757620This fight might be when Sasuke was at his coolest.This move is neat too, it's like several steps of predicting the opponent will counter your moves, to end with a Fire variant that uses that to hit for sure.
>>283759582If there are no jobbers around you, then the jobber is you.Hidan is much stronger if you don't know about his abilities. Like, we're joking here about learning the geometry, but come on. He constantly blabs about his god, prays before battles, and preaches about the pain... And nothing of those affects the fight in any way. The circle would seem just another pointless action motivated by his religion.
>>283759945Even if we disregard the circle, he's still stated to be the slowest Akatsuki and she has enough firepower to just ignore his immortality as it is portrayed later on though.
Sasukefag wouldn't be able to attempt to justify his dumb fanfic with arguments even if asked (which, no one will)Just a turbofaggot with a mental illness who doesn't even bother making his spam about it make sense. He's no better than tumblrfag shiptards.
>>283758973>Kissed 3 people (at minimum) before marriageHe's a WHORE
>>283759901NOOOOOOOOOO! It's kinda hot
>>283760022>never had sex before marriage>never did prostitutionNot a whore.
>>283760001Well Sakura does have tard strength, in theory she could rape someone ("someone", not "anyone", especially not a Rinnegan user) with it if she wanted but thats about it (not him obvs)Also wtf why did they give her tits in this scene kek
>>283750734>Is it possible for Hidan to survive Amaterasu ?
>>283759978Slowest Akatsuki doesn't mean slow in general. You know, the 100th place in the list of the world's richest people isn't poor at all. Hidan was on par with Kakashi, plus he is exclusively a melee fighter, to him speed is more important than for Kakuzu or other Akatsukis.
>>283760109Is it possible to die from Amaterasu?
>>283759582hossum
>>283760116>plus he is exclusively a melee fighter, to him speed is more important than for Kakuzu or other AkatsukisThat's what makes it so weird he's stated to be slower than the others. Sure being slower than them doesn't have to mean he's a slouch, but it'd easily put him one or multiple tiers below them.
>>283760077>Also wtf why did they give her tits in this scene kekI guess there was a time when pierrot didn't hate her
>>283760126In general? Yes.For Hidan? I'm not sure. He might be able to survive as a pile of ashes, as silly as it sounds.We've never seen how he responds to anything worse than decapitation.
>>283759352Wait, I just realized. Those two mangled Hidan. How did Shikamaru survive that?
Why does Pierrot hate Sakura?
>>283760126
>>283760232They don't.
>>283760260Oro survived tho
>>283760260Firebros...
>>283760302That snek got turned to ash.
>>283760311Actually there was another
>>283760330If you count that Orochimaru's cumshot then count the raikage's arm.
>>283760357There was also Danzo, he just undid his death with izanagi.
>>283760295Nobody tell him
>>283760427Sauce (with the help from Karin) is stronger than Danzo, he could kill him in many ways. Amaterasu was chosen just to tast his abilities, as Tobi noted. The test showed that Ama is useless.
>>283760455If you want to make this argument actually convincing, bring out the raws.(I'm not saying this is wrong, to be clear, just that translations can be fucky)
>>283760482>tastnot sure if I meant "test" or "taste" (considering Karin nearby)well, whatever
>>283760482uh huh
would you give Ringo your lollipop, or do you fear sharkteeth?
>>283760843This is an unusual hair style.
>>283759352>>283759395No. This only shows up here and I think maybe around the last stand he makes against the sound jobbers. I think Kishi either dropped it or got Shikamaru's jutsu confused with Ino's in the first place.
>>283760860budget bunny ears
>>283760872Shoul've also knocked him out against Kin, so it's probably most sensible to assume Kishi was senile in that one scene and not all the others.
>>283760897Kin only got knocked out because she was a fragile little girl, a man like Shikamaru would've tanked that wall.
>>283759619>V jumpIrrelevant since it won't get axed no matter what.
>>283760924Kishi would say that.
>>283759694SHITdafag...
>>283760071>never did prostitution[Citation needed]
>>283760116>Hidan was on par with KakashiThat scene was filler.
>>283754373I don't know why he gets posted every thread, but I think it's funny.
>>283760455Anything at Sakura's "expense" isn't really hate, when SP hates a character they are pretty open in your face about it.Look at Sasuke becoming a corrupted cop or Kiba being one of Naruto's main bullies then being told by his mother that he's a bum.
>>283761004He's the goat.
>>283760482Testing Danzo, not Sasuke's MS. He already spammed Amaterasu against the Kages. Danzo was stronger than Sasuke.
>>283760897Shikamaru maight have undone the shadow possession at the last moment, to be fair.
>>283760945I mean Sakura got knocked out by Kabuto accidentally bumping into her last arc.
Tayuya is a tiny, malnourished war orphan.
>>283761289She can also resist Shikamarus kagemane better than Hidan, an s-tier criminal.
>>283760226Hack no jutsu
>>283754024Not until the final battle.
>>283760226Different technique.
>>283760455>dunking on the pink shit>openly pro NaruHina from day onehats off to Pierrot for having good taste
>>283761289needs regular protein injections>>283760843I yearn for scrapejobs
>>283761004An actual underdog.
We love Boruto here
