why are elves so ruthless?
>>284039138Why are you racist?
>>284039182Lacking the previous context But assuming it's related to the main thread,As some black people are so vocal about,You can't be racist about white (elves) people.
>>284039120Why are goblins so gay?
>>284040443You guessed the context wrong. The sperg just spouted racism at the OP because racism is the only insult the sperg can understand.
>>284040443>you can't be racist against elveslollmao
KRIS SEX
>>284040477Yeah, elves deserve all the hate they receive. It's not racism, just paying them back.
>>284040881Krisex?
I hate elves
>>284041136I wonder who's behind this post
>>284040947Elves owe me sex
>>284041207Undress.
>>284040947>just paying them back.What did elves do to you?
>>284041264They slighted me once.
>>284041264They symbolise beautiful women, and I'm sure you can figure out the rest.
>>284040881DESU.
>>284042003DESU?
>>284041264they went to war over my wood furniture
>>284041264In that story?They are the ones that keep, at great cost of life, stupid humans and gnomes from destroying the world by letting infinite dimension world-ending demons in, which they attempt regularlyGuess if they see any gratefulness
>>284043013dwarves also know what is going on and what the danger is, but they don't helptruly the worst race in Meshi
>>284040947He's not wrong though.
It's just they culture.
>>284039120Elves are everyone else's breeding stock in fantasy settings.
>>284043013>keep everything about the danger and your intentions top secret because you can't trust anyone (out of fear of being challenged)>meddle in everyone's affairs and treat them like children for no visible reason>complain about lack of trust or gratitude you refuse to offer anyone elsehonestly being walking onaholes would be a better look at this point
Imagine how FUCKING bad /a/ has gotten when you can no longer talk about elves in the isekai thread because it was fully absorbed by OFF TOPIC corean slop.
>>284043709This but isekai
>>284043709imagine how bad /a/ has gotten that we tolerate isekai readers at all
>>284043527>out of fear ofthe idiots would do it even more often if all the information was outAnd they were pretty much proven correct. A dwarf just wished the whole world to end in the past, purely out of spite. Takes just one madman./ school shooter type
>>284043963Our only firsthand examples of people corrupted by demons are elves. They have no ground to assert that nobody else can be trusted to handle this problem when they can't either. If anything it seems like projecting their own guilt onto everyone else.
>>284043763>>284043783What are you doing in an isekai thread?
>>284044152this is supposed to be a "jerking off to elves" thread, but I suspect noldorfag is trying to derail it again
>>284039120elves are good
Elves are aggresively submissive.
>>284044217I don't know who your tranny girlfriend is and don't want to know, but every elf thread is an isekai thread by definition because this is where elves come from.
>>284044133>gnome, dwarf, gnome, humanYour honor, the evidence speaks clearly.The two elf cases are1) case where a young elf boy got pressed to do it in desperate situation, when invading dwarf brutes started to mercilessly slaughter his people2) elf police/rescue responder being secondary victim of demon incident started by somebody elseKinda cute that the elves didn't kill the subdued demon incident perps and have a rehab program for them.
>>284044240Can Himmel survive looking at this image?
>>284044337it would actually bring him back from the brink of death
>>284044240cute Marcillel
>>284044266
>>284044332so youth and ignorance are fine excuses for elves but not for anyone else?
>>284044332>We have people around whose love can fill that hole>he says while the nose elf helps him put on a coatShe's his wife after all, isn't she? Fuck, I shipped that, what a time to be alive. Fill that hole indeed.
>>284044485I don't think how you arrived at that misunderstanding instead of the conclusion that 1) shows how the world-ending magic staying secret is the proper choice. 2) is just casualty of somebody else doing it, again more proof that the knowledge should stay hidden.IQ issue?
"elves good" is elf propaganda.in 40k they fucked so much for so long they fucked the god of decadent lust into existence.
>>284044613Good thing we don't care for angloid shit here.
>>284044332Mithrun can't help being based despite being a diaper-tier wreckMan I hope enime delivers on him.
>>284044575If the people keeping the danger a secret have neither the means to control it nor resist its temptation themselves then it only serves to hurt the people they allegedly want to protect.
>>284044770>we can't protect every single child out there from getting shot accidentally by someone, or by getting their paws on a gun that was improperly securedHear hear, stop locking down your guns, let kids play with them, it's safer that way!
>>284044711all tolkien inspired elves are angloid
>>284044840Don't do this, actually. Thanks.
>>284044840Actually it's more like leaving your gun on the table because you don't have a safe to put it in, and any time your child asks what a gun is you tell them to be quiet and not touch it.
>>284044872how about the otters
>>284044906>leaving your gun on the tablewhich is precisely what is NOT done with the demon magic, fag
>>284044977Yeah they just wait to hear about an incident and then try (and possibly fail) to clean it up afterward, much better.
Could you really trust someone who leaves those wigglers out in the open?
>>284045178i will expose their true colors!
>>284044770How's that?if no one knows of the dungeons nature the masters will only be randoms, but if it's known people with calamitous intend will seek them out harder.
>>284045240>elves are weak to ear biting>fatties are weak to bellygrab>fat elves are weak to bothWhat is the advantage in leaving your weakness so exposed and obvious?
>>284044240
>>284045358they're "weak" to it, but even aside from great hearing, it attracts males from many species so it's a net win.whether that's evolution or smart design by a smug god i'll leave up to you.
>>284044872Good, we don't want this shit either. Go back.
>>284045561>weyou're not fooling anyone you're plural
>>284045254If they had the means to keep people out of dungeons then we wouldn't have the problem. If elves in particular were immune to demonic persuasion then it would make sense that they are the only ones to be trusted to contain persuasion. Neither of these things are true so the dungeon problem will inevitably keep happening, and when even randoms can bring about biblical calamities it's foolish to think merely responding to incidents after the fact will work forever, and if such knowledge with intent happened to come from one of their own then their only real argument will be gone as well.
>>284045358They're antennae to detect magic and lewdness, two things they depend on for survival. It's a necessary risk.
>>284045482Why is the mule so angry?
>>284044613>in grimdarkslop they are also le evil just like every other faction40ktrannies are really into this, huh?
>>284045832This image has two mules
>>284045871it's why i don't care for 40k lore that much. everything's just there to maintain the eternal war state, and each faction's weaponry is secretly the best as per rule books.i just play the RTSs and the space marine shooter.
>>284045832She wanted a nice bath with her sister in law but those little shits crashed the party
>>284045871>just like every other factionEmpire is objectively good thoughbeit?
>>284045871Yes. They are indeed trannies. And what makes this so glaringly blatant is the way they must squeeze their way into every single community and make it about them.
>>284045832I like how the image looks like a descending scale of happiness.
>>284046097It needs a seething Sui at the far right to be complete
>>284039120Why does elves enjoy sex with inferior beings so much?
>>28404587140k is there to make even isekai look good in comparison.
>>284046484All women want BDSM.
Elves enjoy sex, period.It is just a coincidence that everyone else is inferior to elves.
As someone who was into 40k before I was into anime, its current state and popular perception sadden me, but do not surprise me at all.
Elves deserve to have their wigglers bitten
>>284049473Toes?
>>284048411Is this still going on? It's been forever since I seen it talked about on /a/
>>284049686
>>284049722If your anime is still talked about on /a/ years after release, either it's a global cultural phenomenon or it attracted mentally ill schizo's, and I don't think the latter is a good thing.
>>284044286Objectively wrong, Elves are mischievous spirits from our own world. Or at least that's how they are in the original fairy tales. Only in Isekaislop are they some race exclusive to other worlds. Even in Tolkien's fantasy Middle-Earth is just meant to be an ancient past of our own world, and thus not Isekai.
>>284041264The elves tortured and made a nuisance of themselves against the European ancients for many years. It’s a lost part of real history. Look up Skuld, the half elf necromancer who waged a reign of terror after avenging her husband. She overthrew tyrants just to become an even worse one. Never trust elves, even half ones.>t. Schizo
>>284049919Go back.
>>284049940I shan't, unless you post some quality elf smut.
>>284039120
>>284039120I fucking hate elves, they are the most basic bitch, bland, and uninteresting race. They destroy or decrease my enjoyment in almost every series they appear in, and they appear in too many series and usually have too much of a role or screen time on top of that.
>>284050847Stop ban evading incel bitch
>>284050017
>>284050847What kind of retard perceives Shitelves as their superiors? I could understand if it were a dragon or something, but Shartves? Seriously? LMAO.
>>284050125>I'm a faggot btw.webm
Have the Japs ever actually done elves in a way where they WEREN'T just dumb bimbos built for human cock?Any instances of them even coming vaguely close to being majestic and interesting ala Tolkien?I guess maybe Record Of Lodoss War?
>>284051892certainly not in your pic
>>284041264Damn knife-eared thagi trombaraki me great ancestor 'n we still haven't killed 'em all that's what you damn unbaraki wanaz
Not a single person in this thread regularly browses /a/
>>284052146jokes on you I've been lurking this board every single day for the last 15 years
ywn
>>284051892Most of the time.
>>284039120Elves need to pay back for their crimes.
Feeding haggy elves a diet laced with fertility drugs while they have their ears nibbled dailyThey will reach their breaking point eventually
>>284054108I too saved this pic without ever watching whatever isekai it was from
Armor
Do elves have some code against sleeping alone
>>284043013>They are the ones that keep, at great cost of life, stupid humans and gnomes from destroying the world by letting infinite dimension world-ending demons in, which they attempt regularlyWasn't the first lord of the Island dungeon a twink elf? And the second lord of the Island dungeon (was again) an elf? But I do give them credit, all of this dungeon crapped only stopped when the third Elven lord saved the land and brought peace...OH SHIT, no, that was a human that did that. A human did what no elf could. Get fucked, elven tard
>>284057875>Wasn't the first lord of the Island dungeon a twink elf?Yeah but as said, pretty much dwarves' fault. Also it was elf boy that was bought/procured from god knows where as a little kid and brought up by humans.>And the second lord of the Island dungeon (was again) an elf?Nope. Half-elf did happen.>OH SHIT, no, that was a human that did that. A human did what no elf could. He managed to solve the crisis he started. By sheer luck and protagonist madness. Because it is a story. Good that it happened that was pure unearned luck.
>>284039182Around elves, watch yoursevles
>>284044742It's Trigger, it's right up their alley. The question if whether they'll just do a simple faithful adaptation or will they go to town with this page
Elves on goblins violence must stop!
Sasha bros...
>>284041313dawibro...
>>284055661She's very good. I like the ear ornaments.
>>284051892Goblin Slayer, surprisingly.
>>284059984well, it's not in your face but the series still follows anime harem scheme and HEA is still a harem girl for practical purposes.Consider how the moment she randomly meets GS, HEA stops doing whatever she was doing before and her whole life starts to purely revolving about GS
>>284060456*starts to purely revolve
>>284039120since when did rape get replsced by violate? thats top esl wtf
>>284039120since when did rape get replaced by violate? thats top esl wtf just call it what it is, rape, and stop being fucking gay about it
>>284060597mate it's a more formal way of saying rape. It's to make it contrast with the stereotype of goblin=retard. Not everything is a psyop
>>284060456If being good friends with the human MC is enough for you to define them as "harem girls" that are "build for human cock," then I can't help you. I don't think anyone can.
>>284042052DESU DESU DESU!
>>284061094>Consider how the moment she randomly meets GS, HEA stops doing whatever she was doing before and her whole life starts to purely revolving about GS>Consider how the moment she randomly meets GS, HEA stops doing whatever she was doing before and her whole life starts to purely revolving about GSDon't you think it is a bit silly? Obviously that goes for LP and Dwarf, they get no fucking agency on their own.
>>284061190double quote accidentalalso SM should have been an elf
Question, how long does elves pregnancy?
>>284061190Not really. She thinks he's neat, so she's hanging out with him. Realize that you're falling for one of the classic human blunders. An elf hanging out with a human for years isn't a big deal.
hag elves deserve love too
>>284060597The joke is that these goblins are so out-of-character they're even purposely avoiding the word rape. What is your fucking problem?
>>284062807Joke?
>>284051892Frieren is the most well-known elf in anime at this point. If you don't know about her then I can't help you either.
hundreds of years of pent-up sexual frustration... yes they can get pretty dangerous if they're unleashed on other races
>>284063728Nah. Elves start young.
>>284063863that elf is probably around150 years old
uh oh
>>284064531Nice autobiography, faggot
>>284064531Why is it always corruption? It's not so terrible being a woman, let alone an elf. Normal men would just get used to it and not be pussies.
>>284064531sauce?
>>284064531Me on the back.
>>284066326Always the whiners on tv. Never the good ones trying to make a difference.
>>284066326Yes
>>284051892>TolkienTolkien elves were a one off. Most of European myth about elves were about the Elven fae and they are horror story terrifying.
>>284040947Bitch be keeping an eye on the past while looking towards the future
>>284067187Just in case, the one with the weird eye is a guy.Actually I think at least 1 or 2 of the other elves is male too. Picrel I think.The series is very consistent about how you can find the cutest flattie elf ever... And then discover the bastard is a man
>>284061788No, that's just the story's excuse for the trope. She stopped doing anything else besides hanging out with him and his party. Imagine it was you or your favorite show/manga's MC in her shoes. Would you think that's normal?Yes, there are tocken gimmick "not actually hanging out with GS" chapters in novels with special stories like that. If you think that somehow negates it...
Kris is an adult now
>>284066359It's actually safer to motorcycle naked, it turns out.The elf tried to wear clothes but they caught fire, endangering her bush
test
>>284040947>>284069080>The series is very consistent about how you can find the cutest flattie elf ever... And then discover the bastard is a manI'd say it's the opposite, with the short buzzcut hair "boy" elf.Only the Insane Invoker was a case where an androgynous character turned out to be a (pre-pubescent?) boy.
>>284039120they genocided humans.
>>284069805At least put the helmet, knee and elbow protection on if you're naked. That's the important part. You need to slide on the road if you fall. Anything that creates friction between you and the road will lead to painful maiming or death.
>>284069911What did we do this time?
>>284070148Elves have so much dex they can just jump and land on their feet.
>>284070176but they're barefoot
>>284070203And calloused enough to catch a sword there.
>>284070148Yes, absolutely don't bike without full protective gear. It's dangerous even with it.>>284070176>>284070203they land on their sidekick
>>284070279Why does the robot care about nudity?
>>284071240You've seen the crimes people commit against ai already.
>>284065518in setting all elves are male and are already always having sex with each other, so there isn't really all that much corrupting going on
>>284069740Sounds like you just shot down your own argument.
>>284073182protip: the three dots meant you are too dumb
>>284074166see>>284044079
>>284074503>She doesn’t do anything but hang out with the MC, except for the times she does things besides hang out with the MC, but if you think that counts then you’re dumb.Okay. I’ll point out that the “that’s just an excuse!” is pretty weak too.
>>284074966>one fucking exception in 5 years that is part of a volume of "what do the sidekicks do when they for some reason can't come with our protagonist">all anon needsHarem and similar low-tier slop is there for a certain kind of suckers. Congrats, you are part of the club.
>>284075198There’s been a few mentions of other expeditions. We don’t see most of them because they don’t involve the main character.
The real reason HEA is bad is because she's supposed to be 2000 years old but she might as well be 20. She may as well have dropped into existence solely for the purpose of being GS's party member. I don't know if that's a meta thing considering it's Goblin Slayer but that series is too stupid to pull it off well either way.
>>2840754122000 is pretty young in elf years, and she’s explicitly tomboyish.
>>284075454Okay, so what was she doing for all those 2000 years?
>>284075473Dunno.
>>284075473trapped in a goblin cave with all memories of what happened buried for her sanity
>>284063728A human woman has one slutty midlife crisis week. An elf can turn that into a month that consumed their next century, or even their life.
>>284076013>flat girls are always small, frail, childlikeI'd like some flat chested tall and athletic type. Even the breast envy and flatness complex would be more delicious that way
>>284051892Why would it be praiseworthy to copy Tolkien?
>>284039120It's revenge for what happens to them in their other series
>>284074546Now this is the kind of ruthlessness I could get behind.>>284079413This series is just absolutely hilarious.
>>284079812>>284079931This is an ideal figure for making just a few babies. Her hips are up to it, and her tits will fill out from pregnancy. You can literally fix her only flaw with your dick.
>>284079623It's the kind of ruthlessness I want to get in front of!
>>284070160>>284070483genocide!!!!
I am a Goblin.
>>284081049Kinda sad Alleyne came too soon for the current fad.>tall, melee fighter>calm and collected coolness>hat powerLots of stuff I wish the cookie cutters copied
>>284039120Why are elves so flat?
>>284081114
>Go into the woods for a walk>Now an elf is watching me through my windowWhat do I do? She won't stop looking at me!
>>284081171
>>284081611
>>284081357The unassuming tree you pissed on housed the soul of her 2,000 year old grandmother and now she and her two hot sisters you haven't spotted yet are plotting to capture you to face judgement by their leader and even hotter mother for your crimes
>>284039120test
>>284082310and fuck little kids of your neighbors and classmates once they slay you
>>284039120for me it's the (not) space elves
>>284082593God, she's so pretty.Wish I liked her book more. I keep starting to read Banner and stopping.
>>284082593Good choice
>>284046484Because
I like those doujins where elves get turned into onaholes
I would like to touch elf ears
>>284084648>>284046484I mean if LotR and WH:Fantasy lore is to be taken in, elven emotions is a truly intense sensation that they sometimes are unable to contain even with a strong will. Hence the reason why they sometimes appear aloof or even obnoxious in an effort to have some semblance of self control lest they end up like crazed lunatics(dark elves ahem) and just go around killing things for that next emotional high.
>>284084951Literally or figuratively?
>>284044332Shouldn’t Laios be able to sit in on this as well, given that he succeeded Marcille as DM? I guess it probably wouldn’t be very politically feasible, but they’ve got Marcille there and she’s a major figure in the new kingdom.
>>284050125>Repeatedly tries to nothing personnel her>She catches it every timeI’ve never watched whatever this is from, is this making fun of the dude being a chuuni who can’t help trying to do cool edgy moves in combat even when the enemy can actually counter them?
>>284086677Literally. There's one of Marcille too. Great stuff.
>>284086977Ah. Yeah, they're great. I want more.
>>284080990Nice try, you little green shit
>>284086902No, actually, she's an ancient god of war who is (tangentially) related to the elf harem he'd been rescuing and pressing into service. Essentially, she is heralded as an unstoppable combat powerhouse and Shadow just fucking rapes the shit out of her in battle
>>284082310Do they want me to piss on them too?
>>284087000>she is heralded as an unstoppable combat powerhouse and Shadow just fucking rapes the shit out of her in battleOh gosh golly gee, you don't say.
>>284087023None of the elves in Eminence even remotely measure up to Atou. She is my wife
>>284087000Well does he stop trying to teleport behind her eventually? It’s actually pretty funny that he just kinda kept doing it in the webm, like he was redoing a scene or something.
>>284086850He's in a gilded cage.
>>284085601>>284053957
>>284053957>Can you hear good? That's very cute.
>>284088552Post her feet
>>284088552He who sups with the elf should have a long ear.
>>284039120Wat
>>284087081It's been a while since I watched it but I'm fairly sure he handily defeats her, suplexes her into the ground on top of the red headed girl, stomps on them so hard it cracks the concrete, then flies up in the air and fucking mogs the shit out of them with the "I AM ATOMIC!" spell that blew up a whole city last time it was on screen, then cancels it at the last second as if to prove a point. Truly one of the anime of all time
>>284040947>setting where everyone is just racist like irlNo wonder this is a beloved manga
>>284084648HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAStop making me horny I'm here to shitpost!
>>284092955That's just how D&D is. Dwarven racism is practically a racial perk. They don't need any pussy elves in their parties of all dwarves as they search for more minerals, but they'll take a great deal of money from them to accompany one into a straightforward salvage mission with a few pests in the way.
>>284044332i forgot, what did Marcille lose from becoming a DM?
>>284094085More than half her girl power.
>>284094085I don't think she was one long enough for it to affect her much.
>>284095154You only lost a few years. A little of your self. A portion of your focus. To a parasite.
>>284087039Your wife got slurped by Erakino and is now her wife.
>>284094085got off really easy
>>284095272it's more of a licking with various degrees if invasiveness
>>284092955My liege is the protagonist, of course is a loved manga.
>>284097415The messy hair is cute
They're only ruthless when looking for a husband.
What does a room full of elves smell like?
>>284039120Time to bring out my """hot""" take (I think that's how you say it these days)>There are no good elves in anime.There, I said it. I can pick some elves that are "good for what they are" (i.e. HEA in Goblin Slayer, she provides a nice flat chest in an otherwise cow world, and she looks nice the few times her wardrobe malfunctions, and it's funny when she says the thing) but I cannot name an elf that I would genuinely point and say "this is a good character". The most interesting elf that comes to mind is fucking Obnoxious Celtic Guard from Yu-Gi-Oh!, because I was always wondering "why is he obnoxious? what makes him Celtic?" and it's all just the product of bad translations.
>>284100669Earwax
>>284100669
I would like to have (consensual) sex with beautiful elven women. That is all.
>>284102496Oh wait, I would take one "REMOVE ASHRAM" with the order.
>>284064531This is not even funny, its just disgusting and you are a subhuman for liking this
>>284103018Forgot to crop him out. Damn.
>>284103239just faggy and cringe. The guro and snuff shitters in this thread, rope
>>284064531I read this as "Jraps" and immediately imagined a fantasy isekai where the MC goes around having Japanese rap battles against elves.
>>284079413
>>284069849
>>284069849>>284069849
>>284104807Chilchuck's daughters need do redeem this horrible criminal
>>284039120when did elves start raping goblins?
>>284097443It takes parts of you away. You used to need that, didn't decide to lose it, but now it's gone.
>>284039120Because orcs are too sexy. They shouldn't dress like whores if they don't want to get raped.
