Volume 37Akatsuki Suppression MissionChapter 336: Turnabout Dilemma...!!Previous chapter: >>284026759Start: https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/a.desu.meta/subject/Daily%20Naruto%20Chapter/filter/text/page/8/Dailyramen is busy cleansing the Senjus. I will be posting until he returns.
Our guy Kakuzu is about to murder these Leaf scrubs.
>>284051583How does Kakashi use water style without soaking his mask and waterboarding himself?
I'm so smart
>>284051371First of all hashirama lived like 60-70 years ago so kakuzu being alive then doesn't seem surprising in a world full of magical bullshit. Second of all how the fuck did he survive against hashi when he was the strongest ninja ever who literally had to die offscreen because kishi made him too OP to be plausibly killed any other way?
>>284051309sex ino with sex
>>284051346wow a double
>itt you will either have anons talk about power-scaling or shipping each character with on another.
>>284051866Sakura..
>>284052032That is most discussion of manga and anime, yes.
>>284051309>Ino and Choji acting like cheerleaders
>>284051393More suna jobbing.
>>284051870This one of those lines where Kishimoto thought it would sound cool but didn't think it through like Sasori destroying an entire. country. This was back when Hashirama was a super strong kage and not ultra power level bullshit
>>284051448Genuinely, how is Shikamaru not out of chakra?>>284051468OH MY GOD BRUH
>>284051309>leave this place yo usShe should watch her mouth. Honestly Ino and Chouji should or retreated here too they are nothing but liabilities for Kakashi
>>284051697WHEN DID HE GAVE SHIKAMARU THAT!?!?
>>284052187Last chapter. Though the real bullshit is actually making the blood switch in the first place.
>>284051697Kakashi is so lucky
>>284051697>>284051724Why are you telling him all of this, Kakashi?
>>284051468Actual horse shit.
>>284052215Also, how did he kept that blood in there without drying it out?
>>284051527>the conditions have been satisfiedreally is sounding like a nen ability
>>284051318>>284051346Cute CUTE
>>284052157>Genuinely, how is Shikamaru not out of chakra?Because he has chakra left.
>>284051468This was an absolute bullshit feat when it came out and it still is. I could stomach it if Shikamaru knew he was outmatched and acted like it to get this sudden speed and luck combo but this is after hes done thing that would leave him without chakra in previous chapters
>>284052303He was "at his limit" twice.
>>284051697Didn't Kakashi already destroy that spot with his lightning blade before the fight even started
>>284051448>>284051468HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOK. Imagine if Hidan doesn't do the ritual here, because he's more than strong enough to just butcher tired Shikamaru on the ground, what then?Or if he went for a good ol' gut stab with the impaler?
>>284051468>>284051697>>284051724Based CHADkamaru https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3LNQOcjR_c
>>284052279>wakazoucute I never noticed
>>284052335Lol. You're a deidarafag I take it?
>>284052347He destroyed the heart on the back left upper side, assume he would have to bore through that to get the internal heart- assuming is in a normal heart zone
>>284052154>>284051724Arigatou, OUR LEADER!
>>284051393Huh. I think the anime cut out Kakuzu taking people's hearts while still alive, obviously too gruesome.>>284051448Pretty convenient Shika's family woods was a five minute walking distance from where they ran into Kakuzu and Hidan, but maybe they could've lured them close enough.
>>284052429I dunno anon, Kakashi's hand goes straight through but even Kakuzus shirt is unharmed>>284051724>>284051371
>>284052253??
>>284051346I really like that panel where the tentacles writh under his skin it always gets me going
>>284051527If Asuma got burn marks after Hidan got hit by his fire jutsu, shouldn't Hidan see Shikamaru hand bleeding right now?
>>284052491Raido also cuts through his hood and it heals assume he sews it back together or something to cover for Kishis mistakes
>>284051870Hashirama probably just didn't feel like killing him.
>>284052354True, and there were plenty of times where any or all of them could've just died to Kakuzu before Shika could even enact his keikaku, but I will say it makes sense that Shika bet on Hidan doing his ritual to kill instead of just killing him outright. Hidan is all about ritual killing and wouldn't pass the opportunity up.
>>284052505Blood dries quickly in small quantity, there's no way Kakashi had enough blood in his soaked hand to feel the whole capsule without anyone noticing.
>>284052523this is spooky >>284051393
>>284052545It made no sense to set Hidans ritual up as something that takes a long time, enough to have a conversation about it to have him speed through it here
>>284051697This is such a horseshit stupid plan that could've easily gone wrong if Hidan's reach with his blade was slightly bigger.
>>284051583Is this a Hokage level feat?
>>284052545Uh...Hidan is an idiot, please understand.
>>284052618Maybe but I like it
>>284052641Yes.
>>284051553Eh, Master Kakashi doesn’t really have the same ring to it as Kakashi-sensei
>>284052636Or if Hidan just stabbed Shikamaru.
>>284051866Sorry Kidomaru, your gamer IQ pales before Shikamaru's.
>>284052653Uh... Kishibros?
>>284052063mr jobber ,what is your main ships
>>284052575At least Hidans ear is still cut but I wasnt really paying attention to that in most of these chapters >>284051309
>>284052641Beyond Kage level
>>284051616>THIPYou can see on the bottom right panel that he puts his mask back, so naturally he pulled his mask down for a second to do the water jutsu.
This arc is a bit of a shitshow, I gotta be honest. I'm starting to prefer the Tenchi Bridge arc despite how boring it was.
>>284052653Wow I never notices this bullshit.
>>284052653
>>284051468>>284051499>>284051697How the fuck did Hidan not notice?How did Shikamaru make the switch?I can see how just not getting caught in his ritual is the best counter to Hidan, but how did Shikamaru get Kakuzu's blood on Hidan's blade, and ensure that none of his own blood got on while letting himself get cut?And for that matter, what was his plan if Kakashi didn't show up? Was he not gonna get that blood? Was he gonna lead Hidan away and let Ino and Choji 2v1 Kakuzu?Most poorly written genius characters feel like they're reading the script, but Shikamaru feels like he's writing the script.
>>284052755At least it has Hidan and Kakuzu who are consistently entertaining antagonists, more than Sasuke and Oro/Kabuto were in Tenchi Bridge.
>>284052735His ear still being cut but the neck stitches being healed tell me Hidans healing factor is great at healing but bad at reforming. The ear cartilage wasn't sewed together so it didn't heal while they did the 144 hour shit at the monster sealing factory but. this is also why his wounds were healing mid fight last time. Also Kishimoto is a hack and i'm covering for him even though hes a hack
I’d like to make a>You WILL love Inoshikacho joke but holy hell, Ino and Choji are getting absolutely nothing this fight
>>284052755At least Hidan and Kakuzu are entertaining. The bridge arc had zero interesting characters other than early Sai. These are definitely the 2 worst arcs in the manga, though.
>>284051318Awww Kakuzu does respect Hidan Very wholesome
>>284052723Naru/HinaTsunade/JiraiyaKisame/ItachiGaara/LeeTobi/Deidara
>>284052755This arc has good villains despite how video game mechanics it all turned out to be, Sai arc was boring bullshit.
>>284052888Pretty based taste.
>>284052755The anime really hyped up this fight and made it better
>>284051309>Kakashi and Kakuzu still standing in the exact same position they had before Shikamaru and Hidan fought>>284051318How is Kakuzu so confident when Hidan has literally nothing to help him in this situation?
>>284052653>Shikamaru's plan would backfire if Kishi didn't rewrite reality to bend in favor of Shikamaru's genius
>>284052834>>284052858>>284052894Hidan and Kakuzu are fun, but the story they're put in and the characters they've been up against are just ass. Dare I say, they deserved better.
>>284051371>lets just flex my experience on these young’uns real quick with a sneaky namedrop.Also its always funny how characters act like the First existed a century ago, instead of acknowledging that he was not only alive but still relatively young just a generation and a half ago. If he hadn’t died of Nameless Illness he’d still be around, just very geriatric
>>284052938>>284052938Imagine getting kicked like that and not surviving
>>284052888>Tsunade/JiraiyaOnly bad couple of your list
>>284051527>The entire plan fails here if Hidan doesn't go straight for the heart, like last time
>>284052847This shit almost feels like a parody. >Ino earlier: Hey maybe I'll be able to help ou->Shikamaru: NO.
>>284051371Based and adrenochrome pilled.Lord Rothschild approves.
>>284052938AIIIIIIIEEEEE
>>284052973I think you'll find a lot of characters deserved better, part of why we are all still having this discussion 19 years later
>>284051420Just how far did they run? He could barely move Hidan half a meter before.
>>284051724Thank you OP.
>>284052984I disagree they’re relationship is extremely developed its just that jiraya died , and tsunade made up her mind in the last moment.
>>284051553>>284051583Kakashi carrying so hard its disgusting
>>284053059What development? Their last talk before going to pain felt forced.
>>284053013I kneel, I squeal, the anime adaptation isn't real
>>284052888Solid list but shouldn’t sasori be shipped with diedara
>>284051468>>284051697>so I have this plan>it only works if Hidan swings at me exactly once without looking at his swing and then goes limp>also Kakashi needs to have an opportunity at drawing blood from the guy we know nothing about, that is at the same time not enough to kill him
>>284052393Whats that mean?
>>284051607And here Kakuzu is just stupid. Trying to take his heart mid fight? Choji and Ino are right there, they could interrupt him if he tries this shit. Would have been real bad if he broke Kakashi's legs here (so he can take his fresh heart later) and went after the other two.
>>284051724If Kakashi wasn't here, Kakuzu would've atomized both Choji and Ino after Shikamaru left with Hidan. (and that's assuming that Shika still managed to get away without Kakuzu trying to stop him)
Did you have any wild headcanons back when you first read these arcs, about the Akatsuki, or where the story was going, etc.?
>>284053087Sasori is too much of a professional to get into a work relationship. Plus, he's probably autistic and has severe issues with intimacy and I don't think he could be with someone he couldn't sexually torture at least a little bit, and I don't think Deidara would be down for that.
>>284051697Kakuzu would've killed Kakashi right here if Shikamaru was moments late with his bullshit speed and the story didn't ignore Kakuzu already having a hole where his real heart was.
>>284052641>Is this a Hokage level feat?Literally the same thing Tobirama did that got called Hokage level, so yes. Others who did it include Darui and Mei, but I guess they're both kage level. It's probably been retconned down after a bunch of nobodies did it against Madara in the war, though.
>>284053083She did deeply care for Jiraya giving that he was always transient and she told him to just settle down back home in the leaf ,
>>284052653I assume he stitched his body back up with his tendrils. Thiugh there really should be a hole where his hands grabbing at, thats a continuity error
>>284051371>Just how old is heHe's not even 100 kek
>>284051607why even write choji and ino into this fight if they’re sidelined for kakashi busywork? Those Two Guys got more involved than shikamaru’s own teammates did.
Mmm. Now I want a fanfic of Sasori leaving the Akatsuki and Sakura "fixing" him into a handsome doll-husband. (He takes care of the house)
>>284053193Becasue Shikamaru needed Choji to do his jutsu against the guy the only thing he knew about was that he could tank physical damage of course
>>284053137I my thought the 4th Great ninja war would be crazier and that the Edo Tensei Jinchuuriki would play a bigger role than they did
>>284053182Maybe not a hole if he can fill them with tendrils, but it shouldn't hurt him nearly as much as that spot should be empty of any important organs like a heart.
>>284052938Kakuzus so sassy
>>284053210Only if it ends with a complete role reversal leaving Sakura dependent on someone who forgets about basic human needs
>>284053153What about Madara x Tobirama? Don't you think it'd be hot if Madara was super abusive towards Hashirama's brother who took away his second hokage spot and was racist against the Uchihas?
No way would this arc survive modern readers.
>>284053253I thought his original heart was still there, just constantly being sustained and repaired by his tendrils, with the four other hearts pumping “life force” to keep it going
>>284051870What are you talking about? Hiruzen with some paper bomb can easily kill him and Tobirama while fighting them and Orochimaru at once.
>>284053304With enough Shikafags it would.
>>284053308It's likely that his original heart kicked the bucket long ago.
>>284051346>>284051371>The first Konoha ninja he fought was fucking HashiramaImagine getting told to fight what’s essentially a genuine demigod, then getting punished for having the audacity to come back alive
>>284052545He cut his hand to make the circle, if he tortured him after the circle was made but before killing him, like last time, he would have noticed.
>>284052973REMEMBER WHAT KISHI TOOK FROM YOUI swear this fight on screen would've been infinitely more entertaining
>>284052653It is surprising that Hidan's jutsu would work on Kakuzu at all, isn't it? The guy is just a bunch of tentacles, not an actual human being with organs and all.
>>284053273I can't see Madara being or wanting anyone other than Hashirama, sorry anon. Not even as a surrogate in an insane ex kind of way. Danzo/Hiruzen has stronger legs as the really toxic old man ship.
>>284052545He hurt his hand before he made the circle and shikamaru knew he would have killed him immediately, without hurting him in ways that would have revealed the trick somehow
>>284053342His originals still around and parasitizing energy off the four hidden away in other parts of his body. I wonder if he has to switch spares evert few months
Kakuzu stop jobbing
>>284053415He has blood you can see it when Kakashi pulls his hand out
>>284053409Hidan and Kakuzus Bounty Rush Adventures?
>>284053415>The guy is just a bunch of tentacles, not an actual humanThe perfect man
>>284052157>Genuinely, how is Shikamaru not out of chakra?Cigarettes are basic MP buffs mate.
>>284051309>Leave this place to us!>We'll make sure that... uh... no one else steps on this grass that suddenly spawned under us between panels!>You focus on the fight
>>284053369And people are surprised the only thing he finds dependable are money.
>>284053156Also it literally says Shikamaru and Hidan walked for 5 minutes, so Kakuzu would've literally done nothing during that time.
What gets me is that not a single editor or intern noticed the error to at least tell Kishi to draw a hole in Kakuzu's clothes and maybe draw his skin stitched up right there.
>>284053083You have no fucking clue what you are on about.They would have no chance for a family because menopause but companionship and sex would benefit both of them. They lived hard lives and deserve each other. Plus they’re both basically Naruto’s godparents in a sense so there ya go they’re already co-parenting and they're both fucking rich so gambling and drinking
>>284051318Why drop the scythe though. That was an easy way to behead him after dragging him away
>>284053430Actually, what happens when Hidan enters the circle already injured?
>>284053539There's nothing that ever suggests Tsunade was romantically attracted to him. You could've had Jiraiya be a woman and their interactions would just come off as platonic.
How did Shikamaru know enough to bet on that Hidan's ability had no distance limit?
>>284053539That's more synergy and dynamics than actual development.
>>284051318What would have happend if Kakuzu sent one of his beasts to chase after them?
>>284052738Actually if he was weakened as much as ashirama it would be an impressive feat, even if the anbu wouldn't be able to tell
With the pace of the daily I wonder if I’ll be able to pinpoint when Kishi upscales Hashirama from “powerful, but surpassed by Hiruzen in his prime” to “basically a force of nature made flesh”
Hey there /a/. Care to listen to the great and evil news of our lord and saviour Jashin?
I haven't seen the Kakuzu line about not having lost a heart in a long time. Did I miss it, is it later, is it anime only or did I hallucinate it?
>>284053640Ok.I'm listening.
>>284053640I have heard of Jashin but shes a cute girl so
Hope you're liking the shika wank because we're having MORE of it by the war.
>>284053582Kakuzu didn't lose part of an ear, his hand wasn't pierced and realistically there is a reason if hidan complete the preparations before stabbing his heart, so probably nothing
>>284053663Great! May I come in, and have a prick of your finger for a quick test? Don't worry, it's just like the finger pricker for blood glucose tests.
Shikamaru is about to perform the greatest feat thus far in all Naruto. Be ready.
This has to be the worst chapter of this arc (and one of the worst of the whole manga).
>>284053739Oh, I am.
This entire arc really encapsulates the dumb or midwit author writing a smart character stuff. I likely wouldn't be able to do it justice either because I'm not a genius in any sense of the word, but holy shit, it really is a thing.
>>284052790iwn kiss a very beautiful woman...
>>284053739You mean he's about to reveal he's already performed it.
>>284053739Minatobros are about to get BTFO by ShikaGOD's beyond light speed agility.
>>284053590Thats crazy two people can have many things in common subtle life moments in check. But because one doesn’t see the other as attractive there cant be a relationship.The friendzone is a curse
>>284051309>Leave this place to usYou tell em, Choji!!!
>>284053533IIRC in the anime there are scenes of him with a hole in his shirt but then its healed
>>284052888Whats your opinion on naruto and hinatav
>>284053853At least the anime made an attempt.
Where exactly did Shikamaru get this stamina buff, considering Hidan was breaking through his Shadow Possession with brute force like a week ago
>>2840538892 year timeskip (he trained with Gai)
>>284053913That's probably what a genius would do.
Why is he so smug bros...?
>>284053889Some of his chakra from the large reserves in his galaxy brain gets sent to the rest of his body.
>>284053773
>>284052653I'm guessing he just heals himself (and his clothes) whenever he loses a heart
>>284053433Put him in jobber already!
>>284053889Simply presume he took an unlabeled pill from Choji before the fight.
>>284053889Power of sensei friendship and theres nothing wrong about that
>>284053988SighYou're right, and Hidan can just tank all of his elemental attacks too
>>284053999>he just drops dead right after he kills hidanKino.....
I HATE SHITKAMARUI WISH HE WAS NEVER CREATED
>>284053651pls respond, I'm working on a theory that will help explain the greatest mystery in Naruto
>>284053950
>>284054054what retard made this chart?
>>284054167>The first Akatsuki member to die before Sasori.
>>284054150he say it in glorious nipponese but ugly gaijin translator make it say stupid thing
>>284054150Do not worry anon its on this very hot page from the next chapter
>>284054225You just made that up, didn't you?...
>Tenten the collector of hidden mist sacred swords
>>284054054what genius made this chart?
>>284054233Ah, unfortunate. I needed him not to say it. it's over
>>284054054Why is kakuzu under kakashi when he almost defeated him this chapter?
>>284054334In hindsight, he should have fought Tobirama instead.
>>284054357Be patient
>>284054334At least spell his name right
>>284051318BEST duo
>>284054357Because he jobbed.
>>284054054>naruto came off from the jiraya training weaker than sakurajesus....
Based Shikamaru high IQ atheist
>>284054456Don't worry, he's gonna jump up soon.
This feels better.
>>284051393Bloody brutal
>>284052755Keep crying
>>284051420>>284053032And how long did it take Shikamaru to set all of those up? How the fuck did he gain so much stamina
>>284052858>These are definitely the 2 worst arcs in the manga, though.The Gaara Rescue and Tenchi Bridge arcs are the worst.
>>284054605How did they all stay active? would they still be able to be used if they were wet from any number of things? What if an animal got into this before the fight? Kishimoto just had to write the perfect conditions for everything for Shikamaru
>>284052221He already said "Don't tell me" which means that Kakuzu understood the entire plan, and Kakashi is now compelled to tell him for the benefit of the audience.
You're still trying this bait huh?
>>284054526Sakura is already jonin in strength.>b-but Omoi!So was Omoi.
>>284054587What an ugly motherfucker.
>>284052545I think they only share the injuries Hidan receives inside of his circle. Pain inflicted outside isn't connected.
>>284054605I was gonna say he probably set the trap up before, but he literally couldn't. They didn't know where Kakuzu and Hidan were and engaged them pretty much instantly after finding them. Which is a problem because there is a part of the trap that he 100% set up before.
Ok but how the fuck did Hashirama in sage mode have more destructive output than kurama? I bet that thing can even go up against incomplete juubi.
>>284054710He's just that guy.
>>284051527How the FUCK did he draw that so quick?
>>284054526Tbh it's kinda weird to have Yugito and Matatabi ranked seperately when she didn't do any fighting wihtout the transformation. She did pull a Kakashi level dodge of Hidans scythe in a confined space though. (Asuma could never)
>>284054669Well she doesn't act like it
>>284054710There must have been a mistake, Hashirama was the reincarnation of the talented Indra, not Ashura.
>>284054669Deidara also said Sasori was stronger than him, Deidara also lost to Sasuke, and we've seen Itachi oneshot Oro twice. Just ignore the baiting retard and his dumb list.
>>284054747She was just doing a tribute to Kin.
>>284054741She's a jonin and has a pretty face. I'll give her the beneft of the doubt. kumo shinobi are pretty strong.
>>284054747How would kishi bullshit a way for Shikamaru to tank this?
>>284051583Holy shit is a KAGE tier feat!
>>284054747Shikamaru would have reacted with his mach 100 reaciton speed
>>284054734His art skills would throw Deidara into suicide
>>284054762Asura after making friends discovered that he was as talented as indra and defeated himy2ntt
>>284054710>series where the bijuu are constantly pussy whipped left and right by ninja and are made into their pets>how does a ninja have more strength than one???
>>284054831
>>284054747>Kubato gets yeeted and smacks sakura she gets taken out.>Then he continues to skip like a stone and bashes head into the trunk of a tree.Gets back up like nothing
>>284054526Shouldn't 4 tails Naruto be below a full Biju?
>>284054787>>284054801Loving the seethe
>>284054882In theory yes, but it's not what's shown on the actual panels.
Okay what author, manga or otherwise would you like to see either rewrite this fight or use these characters in a story instead of Kishimoto?
>>284052840I do think it's fair to look at it that way though. Jashin would be a cruel god to give you immortality but also no special healing. Makes sense to at least suppose that he can reheal quickly if he's intact, and has to become intact again before he can heal particularly well. And Kakuzu is obviously the perfect partner since he can just stitch him back together so the healing can begin
>>284054741Kakuzu was always kind of on the sideline vs konohanians, meanwhile he was locked in in the two man formation with hidan from the beginning against yugito
>>284054526Oh man I can't wait for Jonin +, Jonin ++, Kage ++, Sage of the six paths tier, Raikage tier and Otsutsuki tier
>>284054913We were shown Itachi oneshotting Orochimaru in panels yet you claim there's not enough data.
>>284053134If Kakashi wasn't there, they wouldn't have even been able to get Kakazu's blood because none of them have lightning nature to counter Kakazu's iron body. RETARDamaru's plan was fucked from the start.
>>284054925None since the fight was good enough as is.
>>284054882Logically yeah but considering how powerful Kurama is compared to all of the other Bijuu It wouldn't be insane to say that kurama at 4/9 of his power would be able to beat the second weakest bijuu
>>284051309>DailyramenWe hate rabbits here!
>>284054803>gets into an argument with Deidara>Art is an explosion!>No... Art is a sacrifice!Deidara would be fuming.
>>284054949He knows when his bro is in trouble.
>>284054925Our hero and successor Ikemoto. Hidan and Kakuzu need more piercings and face tattoos.
>>284053304Naruto is still popular to this day so keep telling yourself that sis.
>>284054734What bothers me more is that he draws the cleanest circle and triangle imaginable on a dirt floor with just a small puddle of blood
>>284054979>4 tails will end up stronger than a fucking kaiju
>>284054734His assistants drew it
>>284055016retards who don't acknowledge Kishi made Pain. Ike is great at character design, really just made the outlandish stylization of Kishi look human and cool
>>284054925Araki, he'd either make Shikamaru actually smart or make him and the bullshit actually entertaining.
>>284054831Bijuus can be subjugated with sealing jutsus without the caster being necessarily stronger than them but what Hashirama does with the buddha statue.. simply showcases how he outclassed the nine tails in all metrics, particularly chakra pool
>>284055016If ikemoto was given full advancement to rewrite naruto what would he have done besides adding aliens.
>>284054979I think the biju aren't ranked that easily by the number of tails. Kurama claims that but one of the others calls him out.
>>284055057God the sand village looks so shit. Easily the ugliest village in the series.
>>284051870Kakuzu didn't even have earth grudge fear when he fought Hashi so it was definitely "If I send this guy back as a messenger to his backwater village they'll give up" kind of thing.
>>284055087Land of Waves would take 6 years to finish
>>284055016>>284055087>You know remember that we were thankfully spared from a Naruto reboot done by Ikemoto
>>284055073>pedomoto is great at character designIf you're a lolifag maybe.
>>284055136I am but his lolis disgust me
>>284053163The second of the Two Guys™ at the Asuma squad a few chapters ago did it too. I guess everyone trained a fucking lot this 2 years except Naruto, or Kishi found it too inconvenient to have to draw a body of water everytime this is used... Or just forgot
>>284055121>Land of Waves would take 6 years to finish.And the pain arch would be 2 decades
>>284052888Faggot
>>284055136>Waaah he's making the 16yos look hotyou are gay!! also probably didn't leave your room enough when you were 16, cuz if you did you'd have noticed that 16yos do dress to look cool/good. It's not at all weird to make a modernized world and make them look modern (however I do agree he went fucking crazy with some of the early Sarada, very pedo coded)
>>284055081The 3rd Raikage was able to go up against the 8 tails and even wounded it, all without sage mode. Ninja's mog the tailed jobbers.
>>284055225>Waaah he's making the 16yos look hotLol. No.
>>284053116I hate to break it upon you like this, because your point is kind of valid, but that's literally what tactics are. Then you maneuver to get the tactics going so they align with your strategy, but you plan on contingences rather than against them or ignoring them. It's almost like a bet
>>284052641If the story was somewhat consistent this would drain the last remaining ounces of Kakashi’s chakra.
>>284055225>16He's was dressing her up as a whore when she was 12.
>>284055136> PedomotoWhy tourists that tend to react that way are the same ones with the stinkiest skeletons in their closet? are they retarded?
>>284055265Sure the second part can be a "if it works it works" kind of plan, but the first part is not. If Hidan takes another swing/notices the ketchup trick Shikamaru is just dead.
>>284055282Projection
I like how the UNS games wholesale make up relationships for characters. Have Naruto directly flirting with several girls like Tenten, have Temari being an open brocon...
>>284055087>everyone is decreed to wear belts, even on akatsuki robes>all battles are strictly taijutsu-only with minimal environmental collateral, while the story still insists the stakes are apocalyptic.
>>284055282>projecting
>>284055087He'd make all the 12yo girls dress like prostitutes.
>>284051468How'd he draw the circle so fast
>>284055430Shikamaru traced it on the ground for him in advance
>>284051527Kinda funny how Hidan just stands inside that obvious trap. Does he not know about the limitations of his own ability?
>>284051468>>284051499>>284051527Lucky he didn’t first cripple Shikamaru before starting his ritual. Just in case he tries to stop him.
>>284055430The characters have magic powers and superhuman reflexes.
>>284054236>literally Suigetsu's entire motivation as a character
>>284055087Her probably finish it at the pain arch
>>284055491Yeah, why didn't he hang him to a wall (or a tree) by his hands?
>>284055522>which goes nowhere>doesn’t even have them in boruto
>>284051393 Kishimoto took this from that anime filler arc where Kabuto uses chakra threads to connect some guy's heart to Naruto's, and then tries to kill Naruto by having the guy pull his own heart out
>>284055306Well, yes. That's kind of what I said. It's a bet. Imagine you are fighting this guy and see him always lowering his guard after he kicks (very common stuff). Then you might think: "Next time he kicks, he'll lower his guard. Then, I'll hit him" and you may even try to lure him into kicking you. But then he kicks and suddenly remembers to guard up, so your hit wasn't as effective and let you open for whatever came. The plan depended on him doing this instead of that, and the lecture was good, but one can never be prepared for every outcome, and even if one is, the (any) plan is still built over a lot of assumptions about what's to happen. It's essentialy a bet. Thinking this much over a child's manga... Maybe I'm in the wrong here, but in the real world that's how it is
>>284054236Retard>>284055522Exactly
How would ikemoto handle the ships in the original naruto considering he is better at writing romance than fagamoto.
>>284054710I wonder if Madara would have been better off if he'd become 9 tails jinchuriki, he could just dominate it in his inner space and steal its chakra for KCM.
>>284054236>TentenWho? Isn't she a filler character?
>>284055550all the Hebi/Taka squad get thrown aside pretty much immediately after Sasuke collects them. Karin is a walking healthpack, Jugo fights some mooks, and Suigetsu dicks around with Kisame. that's about it.
>>284055600>How would ikemotoWho fucking cares?
>>284052032
>>284055651Your father cares you just didn’t know it
>>284052063When are you going to admit you're ramen?
>>284055728Never, cause I'm not.
Ikemoto wouldn’t let Naruto’s powercreep go out of control.
#284055600Fuck off already.
>>284055748Then why do you keep bringing him up in every dump?
>>284055728I am ramen
>>284055682If I was Naruto I wouldn't have gotten caught by Pain like that.
>>284055768Because I believe he will return.
>>284055759Newfag...
>>284053533My head canon is that Kakazu's clothes are made up of the same black stitchings he manipulates. So he can restitch his clothes at will (there was a cold breeze outside)
>>284055567The chance in this case is just too low to take it. Going for one swing, without looking at his weapon, then going limp and checking if there is blood on his weapon is not a sensible course of action for Hidan and if he does anything else Shikamaru just dies. And while making this terrible plan he had not a single plan that actually used the resources he had available (Choji and Ino).
>>284051371
>>284055793Nah
Did the people who whine about powercreep speedread chapter 1?
>>284055812Also Kakuzu could easily send of the masks after Maru because He's basicallly 3v1ing kakashi so he can take the risk of not having one
>>284055828Kino
>>284055682All of this shit is a result of kishimotos terrible writing exceptions.>why do you think samurai 8 was a failure and boruto.
>>284053889This is headcanon but the likely answer is that he worked on physical conditioning after the Sasuke retrieval arc because his lack of stamina nearly cost him his life against Cursed Mark II Tayuya. For Shikamaru especially, getting consistently outmuscled and outlasted by a girl whose forte wasn’t physical combat had to be humiliating
>>284055828That is actually impressive.
>>284055828This simultaneously makes Hashirama look weaker than he actually is and Kakuzu look stronger than he is. Always implies this is before Konoha was founded based on Hashirama's headband.
>>284055828Meanwhile in reality
>>284051371>Kakashi?>Shitting himself.>Choji?>Hard of hearing>Ino?>Thinking of the age gap
>>284055810>My head canon>>284055873>This is headcanonNobody asked
>>284055873The issue is he got gassed out just moving Hidan out of his cirlce just earlier, so the improvement must've magically happened within the 6 days where he did nothing.
>>284054233How the fuck did the Hidden Warerfall create this…thing that Kakuzu’s fused with? Somewhere out there, theres a Tobirama tier mad scientist cultivating eldritch horror jutsu, and Hidden Leaf never sends a recon squad to find the madman
>>284055810>My head canon>>284055873>This is headcanonI asked. Thank you.
>>284055912Maybe, but half of Naruto is built of head canons.
>>284055828This would make sense if it was Tobirama
>>284054710Hashirama was simply a once in a millenia walking calamity. How he emerged from a lifetime of war a man who avoided bloodshed as much as possible despite being so proficient at wreaking havoc is a miracle
>>284055924>How the fuck did the Hidden Warerfall create thisSame way the Stone Village made Deidara mastubation hand mouths.
>>284055944What a faggot
>>284055894Nah new generations > old ones is the theme of the series said so by lord third himself>Hiruzen Sarutobi was the Third Hokage of Konohagakure, a powerful ninja, known as the 'God of Shinobi' and 'The Professor'.
>>284055924Yeah there's no reason why the original creator of earth grudge fear can't still exist. Kakuzu stole his village's kinjutsu and can't tinker with it but the madman who invented it could have perfected it.
>>284055828Wtf how does Kakuzu have fans dedicated enough to make fan animations of his offscreen feats?
>>284054787Shikamaru actually dodges it but pretends to be hit so he can act like he's unconscious to avoid fighting.
>>284054880Kabuto is just that guy.
>>284055967It's so weird how Kishi wanted Naruto to be about the new generation surpassing the old, but then made those ancient ninjas more powerful than anyone alive by a huge margin.
How the fuck is Pt.1 Choji more lethal than Pt. 2? What, just because he got taller and everyone stopped calling him a worthless fatass he lost all the fire and drive he had fighting Jirobo?
>>284056025Kakuzu is from the same gen as Hashirama.
>>284056027Too bad we’ll never revisit Earth Grudge Fear or any of the several cool concepts in Naruto because ayylmaos are just so fuckin fascinating
>>284054880Kabuto established vs Naruto that he can heal himself while he is taking damage to effectively tank anything.
>>284056035>offscreen featsBut enough about cuckraiya vs tendo pain...
>>284056123Because Choji was tweaking out on soldier pills. He didn't bring them along this time.
>>284055828Little known fact, but they call Kakuzu the Honored One
>>284056123>How the fuck is Pt.1 Choji more lethal than Pt. 2? Kishi realized he made him too strong and had to nerf him until the War arc
>>284056123Kid kakashi was stronger than pre war arc kakashi.
>>284056035>featHis only feat was jobbing.
>>284055828This is cool but Kakuzu would not have that jutsu during this fight
>>284056234You can't prove that.
>>284056219Source?
>>284056259My asshole
This thread is somehow dog shit despite all the activity
>>284056251He was sent to assassinate Hashirama and failed lmao.
>>284056035Kakuzu has a dedicated fujo fanbase. He's a foxy grandpa.
>>284056203>Shikamaru’s plan to take out the Akatsuki duo with just his team would have made somewhat sense if he wanted butterfly hulk Choji to destroy them.
>>284053763At least Shikamaru hasn't been a wizard. Shika has been getting absurdly glazed for obvious observations and stupidly reckless plans, but he hasn't done any wizardry.
>>284056176Kek
>>284056287What would make this a good thread?
>>284055682>there are only two primordial truths: the sun and steel*nukes his arse with a tailed beast bomb*
>>284056259
>>284052354> Imagine if Hidan doesn't do the ritual hereHidan's shown overconfidence and religious fervor around the ritual. That's actually a reasonable guess on Shikamaru's part
>>284056295His jutsu that was already op got a new ability that makes it even more OP and he managed to ignore any kind of resistance the exact same opponent had to it 1 week earlier.
>>284056341Still not seeing a source here.
>>284056354Counterpoint.What if Hidan delayed it to leave this trap area?
Whose mother was the hottest
>>284056291He did want that. He knew Choji was strong.
>>284056329Good question
>>284052833Probably he would've triggered the trap while Hidan was busy drawing the circle instead of waiting for the ritual to be hijackedAnd while the only thing he knew about Kakuzu was that he's a hardening Taijutsu specialist he thought that Choji's grappling + Ino's spirit swap were enough to stop him, even if this overconfidence is uncharacteristic of such a "smart guy"
>>284056390Kid Kakashi killed a tailed beast, adult Kakashi gets stuck in a water bubble.
>>284056394Hagoromo's mother.
>>284056291pretty sure his plan at least partially relied on Choji using the Akimichi clan abilities, so when Choji fumbled the ball shit went south quick.
>>284056390That's because you're a low effort troll. Nta btw.
>>284056390You do now, faggut.
>>284056434>Kid Kakashi killed a tailed beast's host after she jumped in front of his attackFTFY
>>284052253Presumably heparin, like irl blood vials
>>284056394Mikoto
>>284056455Nope. I'm immune to genjutsu.
>>284056394Kushina but she braaps alot.
If you were in Ino's shoes from the start of the fight and had your knowledge + her combat abilities, what would you do?
>>284056505>Deidara decides he can make his mundane eye immune to the mangekyo>makes clones and substitutions without hand seals>traveling speed underground without arms is higher than ninjas on footYep, I'm thinking Kage+ potential.
>>284056529Run away.
>>284056505So, uh, how do you train your eye for that?
>>284056529I’d strip naked and start masturbating.To distract them of course
>>284056548Still jobbed to a Sauce who was holding back.
This is all Pains fault
>>284056588the reverse of this
>>284055768There's something called copypasting.
>>284055768Because it's his alt. There's no reason to keep mentioning otherwise.
>>284056697Me when looking at Yugito...
>>284056548Iirc Oonoki confirms during the war arc that the only barrier between Deidara and Tsuchikage was his shitty temperament
>>284054747cute aiiee
>>284056394>Tenten's motherThat's Choji's.
>>284056798
>>284055828Shitkazu fears this
>>284056394So this is what TenTen will look like as an adult? She'll be Anko'd.
>>284055828Hashirama is using 1% of his power here btw.
>>284055793Believe it
>>284056913she's about 30 in Boruto.
>>284056883idk she has the same style shirt as Cuteten
>>284056394Kiba's mom is hottest.
Is there ANYTHING that can tank Hashirama’s stiff wood?
>>284056936There's still time...
>>284056936Yeah, I said adult, I meant more like the mother's age in that pic, or her as a mother. Sadly she seems to be forever alone, even Lee knocked someone up. I don't care for her 30 year old design much either, she's kinda ugly, but that's true of all Konoha 11.
Asumabros…ignore the haters…/ourguy/ was exceptional
>400 answersOh boy. This thread... Smells.
>>284057030>summoned with the very first arc introductory villainskeksuma
>>284051318Why didn't Shikamaru strip Hidan of all his weapons?
>>284057019meatball head...
>>284057030>bottom right panelKishi really loves his homoerotic imagery.
>>284056529Mind transfer into one of Kakazu's mask monsters and duke it out with one of the others while Kakashi fights Kakazu, and Choji fights the third masked monster.
>>284057072He needed to get hurt for his keikaku to doori.
>>284057043>answers
>>284057030Who the fuck is that guy besides Haku and Zabuza?That's not B's friend is it?
>>284057030>could've revived Fugaku>chose Asuma
why is unc so petty toward tobirama?
>>284057014Yamato can tank it.
>>284057124Bro that's Kenpachi
>>284057030…and Hizashi.
>>284057149Even this guy has lived long enough to fight Madara, who "died" long before Hashirama, and he's still strong enough to be the Kage.
>>284057230Why did only Hiruzen's age negatively impacting his strength yet this guy (aside from his back) was still strong?
>>284057144Fugaku is a Chosa victim.
>>284057124I think its Bees friends brother or something. Bees friend had a rectangle over the bridge of his nose
>>284057215Hizashi is arguably stronger than Zabuza and Haku.
>>284057067And Hazo and Chiyo
Imagine how good it must feel...
>>284057280The truth is that Hiruzen is a fraud.
>>284057310Wait? Kisame really killed him???What the fuck??? The story moved on from his death like it never happened!!!
>>284057144Thats Sasukes dad, right?Better question, why didn’t he revive Shusui?
>>284057320Haku was able to blitz war arc Kakashi
>>284057336Does he have to brush their teeth and floss them? Does he have to pay three times the price for a dentist appointment?
>>284057361>Thats Sasukes dad, right?Yeah>Better question, why didn’t he revive Shusui?Shisui died in a way where his body wouldn't be found.
>>284055828Did Kakuzu even have that string stuff when he fought Hashirama?
>>284057387>Does he have to brush their teeth and floss them?Kek. Never thought of that. It's unironically a good question
>>284054954Where?Not in this storytime, surely.
>>284057379"""Blitz"""
>>284057416No, but there's also nothing against him trying to get his runback after becoming an immortal monster.
>>284057416No
>the influx of posts>the posts that were seething at the mere mention of IkemotoGee, who could this be, I wonder?
>>284057416No he got it after he lost/survived and was betrayed by his village
>>284057387His clay is xylitol sweetened. He's Finnish.
>>284056899NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>284057536No one seethes at Ikemoto, we just don't respect him as an artist and think his writing is retarded.
>>284057343you bitch son of uzudevil spawn imma have to let you now i've fucking won 3 (three, tres, drei) world wars AS the acting kage waaaay before these privileged shippuden merchants even began their careers.
>>284057450>Where
>>284057616 I'mOh yeah? And how many children did you have to sacrifice for that?
>>284057616Is Hiruzen the Netero of Naruto? Or is it Hashirama, with his big Buddha statue? Did Netero do it better?
>>284057658>Monologuing the asspull swords abilities for the audience in the middle of being sealedLmaoAlso>Not being one shotted once but twice
>>284057343>is capable of going up against hashirama's 1000 hand statue while the other kage jobbed to itFraud status? Deconfirmed.
>>284057742Nevermind I just realized it's zetsu explaining it...
>>284057658The Six Paths Sage required a complicated process of soul baiting for the same result BTW
>>284057788Wait no it is Orochimaru explaining the sword mid sealing. Fuck
>>284057742>>284057788Where the fuck did the totsuka blade and yata mirror even come from? I don't get how it's even compatible with the susanoo
>>284057788>>284057809Are u ok?
>>284057809It was black zetsu.
>>284056899Git got slumped !!
….
>>284056899Slurping on Yugitoes
>>284057818I don't even know. Itachi found it on a walk one day I guess>>284057821No>>284057853I mixed it up because black Zetsu and Oro had the same font...
>>284053956>sakura still thinks this entire conversation was real and not just with transformed narutokek
>>284051309>leave this place to us!lollmaoChoji and Ino might be worse than the chunin duo from the fight with Asuma
>>284057943Those two guys were just useless, Choji and Ino are a liability.
>>284057739Chirikubros?
>>284051583>Bumnigger scanlators can't do a simple ass redraw
>>284051318Kakuzu is such a bro
>>284057019>>284056949That hairstyle is so underrated. I wish women would rock that nowadays. I guess it takes a lot of work
>>284057940Do you think her entire obsession with Sasuke rides on that one moment?
>>284054526Yamato should be at least high jonin
>>284054689>What an ugly motherfucker.Yet Chadkamaru bagged the hottest girl in the whole series.
>>284057973>yahiko gets to fuck this everyday in the afterlifeIt's not fair
>>284057888She may not have had the most screentime, but she still delivered the quality.
>>284058050When did he bag Tsunade?
>>284058004It looks like animal ears, like a mouse
>>284055550He realized they were jobber weapons, and the only good one was locked behind someone he could never beat.
>>284054689tayuya...
>>284058051Konan deserved her Tsunade-Dan moment in the war
>>284058077forced animation...
>>284058077honey you are 54, stop bouncing like that.
>>284054707Also one panel shows Shikamaru placing one of kunai strings>Which is a problem because there is a part of the trap that he 100% set up before.I completely forgot this tho
>>284058019What do you suppose Sasuke was thinking here while being forced to stare directly at Sakura's unconscious spats cunny for who knows how many minutes
>>284058189>Why do I smell piss?
>>284058077I don't get why filler Sakura and Ino would want breasts like Tsunade's.
>>284058015there's not much else for it to ride on
>>284058209It's the stink of the streets outside seeping through your walls.
>>284051393Actually brutal
>>284058077Those Big milkers for naruto nutrition.
So... next daily when this thread 404s?
>>284058226filler Shizune also lets slip she wished she was stacked like Tsunade, too.
>>284058300>account location hidden
>>284058300Do you know what the word daily means
>>284058226To pull men
>>284057030So corpses don't decompose in Naruto? Some of those done been dead for like decade lol
flatjustice
>>284058077>When did he bag Tsunade?When he was a genin, it's an open secret in the village that Tsunade takes the virginity of all the boys when they first become ninja.
>>284058077Based animators
>>284058079
>>284058311More like located in South Asia
>>284058266True!
>>284058359Tayuya wasn't even flat.
>>284055566That sounds fucking cool. Was it a good arc?
>>284058470it was alright. typical part 1 filler, part of the long string of episodes after the sasuke retrieval arc.
>>284056529smell
>>284057144Fugaku is a jobber.
>>284058512specifically, the Land of Rice arc where Sakura, Naruto, and Jiraiya go on an intel mission and find Orochimaru's lair.
>>284053582He probably has to do thing in the circle for it to count. Otherwise, Asuma would have died from Hidan's decapitated head wound.
>>284058539He canonically never lost a fight. He had to let Itachi kill him since Itachi would've jobbed otherwise.
>>284058439She's a tad sharp
>>284057030Was there a reason he couldn't get Kakashi's dad? Apparently he's super strong.
>>284058610He canonically never fought onscreen other than letting Itachi kill him, which Danzo assumed Itachi could do easily. Fugaku is a shitter alongside the rest of his clan. Fucking 13 year old victims.
>>284058325I guess bones are enough for reanimation
>Tfw current anime is so shit im actually considering watching all the Naruto and Shippuden filler i skipped back in the dayShould i bros?!?!?!
>>284058646>which Danzo assumed Itachi could do easily.And he was wrong since Itachi needed Madara's (Obito's) help.
>>284058712He didn't need it, but Obito showed up regardless.
>>284058685Tbh while following this daily most of us realized the anime is more canon than the manga itself.
>>284058685>Tfw current anime is so shitMHA, JJK, SnK, and Bleach tybw all mog the old Naruto anime.
My favorite canon character? Raiga Kurosuki, of course!
>>284058712He didn't need that help. Everyone believed Itachi slaughtered them all alone. That means it's believable. Even if Itachi only slaughtered half (without getting injured at all btw) that still shows the clan fucking sucks dick. Guy would solo them.
>>284058773If I wanted to watch the new bleach anime should I rewatch the old anime or read the manga?
>>284058753>but Obito showed upBecause Itachi asked for his help.
>>284058835Itachi didn't ask.
>>284058804>He didn't need that helpHe did which is why he asked for it.>That means it's believableNo it fucking doesn't. People get shit wrong all the time.
>>284058848
>>284058879That was over something else.
>>284058863You're coping incredibly hard.>actually everyone was wrong and Obito did 90% of the hard work, Itachi was also a shitty jobber just like the rest of his slaughtered clanEven if Itachi only pulled half or 30% of the job that still means they'd get slaughtered by two or three 13 year old kids. It's fucking retarded. Kishimoto fucking sucks
>>284056899Dailyramen be like
>>284051393Aztecpilled
>>284057030>no kakashi dad
>>284058901No it wasn't. It's when he was explain to Sasuke the truth behind the massacre. He tells him Itachi sought him out for help.
>>284051527You have to appreciate how good Hidan is at drawing perfect circles with his feetThat must have taken a lot of practice
>>284059010No, he didn't. That panel is from something else.Obito just showed up on the day of the massacre and decided to help.
>>284058942>actually everyone was wrong and Obito did 90% of the hard workDon't put words in my mouth faggot.
>>284059028>That panel is from something else.It's from ch 400 when he was explain to Sasuke the truth behind the massacre.
>>284057658So yeah, not in this storytime, which the tierlist is based on, got it.It'll be updated when we get here, that's the point.
>>284059034That's the implication if you want to deny the Uchiha clan was laughably weak.
>>284051393kalimaKALIMA
>>284052833Shikamaru didn't get cutThe blood on his cheek is from Kakuzu too
>>284057280Kishi didn't think that far ahead, considering if we go by canon and what the characters day, Hiruzen was still stronger than A and Oonoki when he died.
>>284059084>not in this storytimeOrochimaru said Itachi was stronger than himself back in part 1 lmao
>>284057336What if instead of being warm like a normal mouth, they're actually ice cold
>>284059095>That's the implication if i put words in your mouthKill yourself faggot.
>>284059209If you're not trying to deny the Uchiha clan (and by extension Fugaku) are a bunch of pathetic jobbers then I don't care to prove you wrong since that was the subject. Kill yourself fag
>>284057280Unironically that’s a good example of tonal shift, Hiruzen with Part 2 writing would’ve been running circles around Orochimaru
>>284058074She was robbed just like Tayuya
>>284059261>Hiruzen with Part 2 writing would’ve been running circles around OrochimaruI mean to be fair, he likely would have. Which is why Orochimaru used edo tensei and intended for all the past Hokages to fight him.
>>284057124>>284057310>>284057346It's some random Ninja from the Stone...speedreaders.
It's sad how people are trying to force waifufaggotry because there's nothing else to talk about in the series
>>284058879Talldara
>>284058879Why is tobiro so tall? Why does he randomly have a sword?
>>284059502Waifu faggotry whats so gay about having a wife you kissless virgin
>>284058832Manga is always the way to go if you wanna see the story for how it really was. Anime is more fun cause it's animated, got some killer music and you get to hear them talk in Japanese. I never finished Bleach years ago when I first watched it so I decided to rewatch it recently and I enjoyed it. Dunno how much it's different from the manga but overall it was an enjoyable experience. Now having to fucking wait for the last part to come out is annoying.
>>284059556Itachi is like 14 in this image. As for the sword I dunno, for aura?
>>284059562>projecting
>>284059581Why is sakura forcing herself on shikamaru such a hoe bag
>>284053651he actually says he hasn't lost two hearts in a long time, not one
Tayuyafag and Yugitofag are the same person
>>284059677Shikamaru is smart and will be successful in life so ofcourse she wants a piece
>>284059748
>>284059748How can one person be two of the best posters?
>>284059942The best poster right now is OP followed by whoever helps post raw pages
>>284059748He is also the shipfag , the guy that ships narusaku
>>284059677Ever since he became high status she's been interested.
>>284052157>>284052228>>284052311>>284052354>>284053116>>284055491Is this just the same low IQ samefag or are most people following this daily really this retarded? Hidan is a crazed cultist who wants to ritually sacrifice people. It's completely expected and predictable that he will go for the kill using the ritual.
Kishi…
>>284059979>everyone is the same guyhey dailysasukewarehouse
>>284059942>>284059968You're both retarded
>>284060164>Both
>>284058980Sakumo's spirit finds peace before the 4th ninja war, edo tensei success relies on having bodily remains as well as the soul having attachments that keep them in limbo/purgatory.
>>284053739>>284053758>>284053802THEY HATE SHIKAMARU CUS HE'S BEEN WANKED NON-STOP FOR HIS INCONVENIENT BUT SUPPOSEDLY GENIUS STRATEGYWE LOVE SHIKAMARU CUS HE'S SECRETLY ONE OF THE FASTEST NINJA ALIVE AND NO ONE IN-UNIVERSE EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE HIM FOR IT
More like Shitkamaru
