Volume 37Akatsuki Suppression MissionChapter 338: Payback...Previous chapter: >>284076429Start: https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/a.desu.meta/subject/Daily%20Naruto%20Chapter/filter/text/page/8/Dailyramen is busy cleansing the Senjus. I will be posting until he returns.
>>284102398kill yourself narutard
>>284102456Kakuzu, you don't need more than 2 replacement hearts.
>>284102398>And Naruto too!Rude. Naruto was the one who actually saved your asses.
>>284102406I know this freak is not calling anyone a weirdo.
>>284102398>OUR FUARKING HEROES SAKURA AND SAI ARE HERE!!!!!... and naruto is here too i guess...What did she mean by this?
>>284102525Ah yes, even more of the same jutsu that had supposedly already become ineffective, while Shikamaru ran out of chakra 4 chapters ago is exactly what this fight needed.
>>284102548>>284102573Shikamaru still has the stamina to do that too?
>>284102528They need to be high quality. (Also, preferably be of specific elements)What, you thought he was gonna take Ino's heart?
>>284102623I don't remember them having to be high quality. The flashback showed him taking the heart of some random jobber.
>>284102625So wait, Shikamaru had this trap set up before they even ambushed Hidan and Kakuzu?
Shikamaru was too damn strong by this point already, almost Shino-tier in PTSKishi never knew how to balance shit
>>284102625It's funny how kishi considers setting a trap some kind of genius move (especially when Yugito actually did a better (at least more plausible) job of it in the same arc and in this case it doesn't actually work because Shika set up the trap before finding ouut where Kakuzu and Hidan were and they just so happened to be close to where he set the trap without finding them.
>>284102500last thing you see before being slimed in konoha
Revenge is bad btw
>>284102625>REVENGE IS LE BAD!!!!! unless Shikamaru does it
>>284102647>The Nara clan straight up owns a chunk of land in the country outside of Konoha.High IQs. Medicine. Landownership. What doesn't this clan have?
>>284102676Pretty sure there should be line about their ancestors watching over him rather than just their family.Implies some supernatural bullshit.
Why is the part about it being the Nara families forest even relevant?
>>284102719shikamaru didnt swear allegiance to ninja mengele in order to get revenge
>>284102602>defeats Hidan with his own counter-circle.
>>284102647first panel is what temari sees every night before getting fucked into the mattress btw
>>284102398Who is more possessive over their "friend"?
>>284102772People who keep making this point are retarded The story is trying to say is that Sasuke's flaws are his obsession with vengeance, not that he decided to go train with Orochimaru specifically.
>>284102733He... le wonned, HARD
>>284102813>"the story is trying to say what i say it's trying to say!!! the contradictions are just bad writing!!"retard
>>284102769Those soulless lazy fucks have soMuch money and land then what they could ever fucking do with,I believe every single man in that clan is dominated by their women.
>>284102625>no way, he didn't just randomly (sic)Fuck you mean Hidan, you found out 2 chapters ago he deliberately led you hear and you saw all the bomb lines
Is Shikamaru vs Hidan the worst "fight" in all of Naruto?
>>284102838Yes, you dumb moron.
>>284102647>noone can enter>which is why Kakashi sent you 2 people to support you
>>284102869youre devoid of a soul and a brain, you are beneath the rest of humanity
>>284102716And this faggot will later have the gall to preach to Sakura about muh cycle of hatred and revenge being bad.
>>284102733Who jobbed worse? SHITdan or KWABkon?
I'm done with Shikmaru.
>>284102625So will the story explain at all how Shikamaru still had enough chakra to pull this off?
>>284102944Kishimoto after this arc ended...
>>284102974His chakra replenishes once per chapter.
>>284102733BASED
>>284102974He held triangle to recharge.
>>284103035>>284103052>Schizomaru smoking invisible cigs again
You would expect they would have digged up Hidan in Boruto by now
>>284102398>DailyramenWho?
>>284102733Wasnt the cigarette censored in the anime in favor of Asumas lighter?
>>284103086They definitely could've made him a cyborg and had an arc around it.
>>284102398Remind me again why these guys didn't get absolutely fucked up from a fireball to the face and a rasenshuriken to the back?
>>284102772yes he merely almost killed his entire team + kakashi
>>284102398What are you whining about Choji? You BARELY did anything.
>>284103129Lighters aren't supposed to produce smoke like that. It think that's broken.
>>284103086I heard Kishi retconned Hidan into dying if he doesn't eat, as if his immortality wasn't useless enough already. Idk, maybe someone made it up.
>>284102456>Naruto desperately trying to claim his MC status back
See ya tomorrow, anons.
>>284102525Shikamaru has infinite stamina, there's no way.
>>284103144He's just happy there's more people who wont have done anything, so he wont look as bad.
>>284102812Naruto comes off as way more gay thanGriffith...and Griffith straight up has gay sex with rich men.
>>284103194Does his family own a grove?
>>284103167Stupid because he comes back again , in boruto.Kishi is a horrible , horrible writer.
>>284103237>Griffith straight up has gay sex with rich men.The gay sex there was at least done to save his men by getting them geared up properly. The real gay bit with Griffith is him imagining Guts when he fucks the princess after Guts leaves.
>>284103035Censorship is really dumb
>>284102772If it weren't for Kakashi and Naruto, Shikamaru would've gotten himself, Choji and Ino killed over his revenge here.
>>284102456>This is my show now!Oh Nart, if only you knew....
>>284102602>>284102625>>284102647>>284102676>>284102716>>284102733That's it???This is what all that build up led to!?!?This is horse shit, Hidan just gets binded 4 times in a roll and the fight ends.
>>284103347I've been telling you this arc is dogshit for half a year now.
>>284103376Nobody knows who you are
>>284103347The anime made it kino
>>284103341Honestly would have been a better story if they really did commit to getting the team mangled by revenge and losing Ino and Choji too even if Kishimoto would keep Shikamaru alive no matter what.
>>284102772It took Sasuke:>Getting outpaced by the class clown>Getting his arm broken>Put into a month+ coma by Itachi>Being saved from Naruto's rasengan by Kakashi>Being told that they won't help him get his revenge>Getting his ass beaten by the Twins and JiroboFor Sasuke to even CONSIDER joining Orochimaru.
>>284102525>>284102548>>284102599>>284102608See it would've made more sense if Kishi actually remembered his own setting's lore
>>284102896Whatever you say, Tobirama.
>>284103260The jashin follower in Boruto isn't Hidan
>>284103446And Ino should've been hung up and tortured by Hidan like Yugito was.
>>284103450And even then it took like two weeks of mulling over the decision.
>>284103376In the storytime, i skipped this entire second round because i had something to do and don't regret it one bit.
>>284103446Shikamaru didnt do jack after this arc, he could have absolutely died here in some suicidal plan and it would keep the "revenge bad" theme going
This shitty arc is probably why the rest of the story just focuses on MC and his co-MC/Buttbuddy.
>>284103260That guy in Boruto wasn't Hidan, he was just a fanboy.
>>284103631Kishi will focus on the inoshikacho again in the war.
>>284102647How fucking far did they have to run to get here? Or is this super duper secret Nara forest just conveniently close to the area they were fighting?
Genuinely, why didn't Zetsu pick up Hidan after this?Maybe even replace his damaged parts with W.Zetsu's cells.
>>284103504Come on now thats a little to harsh for ino.
>>284103782Apparently it took 5 minutes, which checks the double bullshit for being conveniently close but also the jutsu working infinitely better than it should've.>>284103823It was too harsh for Yugito aswell...
>>284102647>>284102676>nuh uh your immortality jutsu won't work here because....ghostsAfter this arc I truly hate shikimaru as a character and I hate kishi even more for subjecting the audience to this retarded wankfest for his cringe self insert. >>284103167>Though believed dead by Akatsuki,Hidan is in fact alive but is dying slowly from a lack of nutritionThat's from the second fanbook apparently.
>>284103805Would ruin the impact of Shikamaru's showdown with him.
>>284102406>>284102456>>284102500Weren't they on their way to Konoha for Naruto? Surely they had a photo, or some visual description, or at least knew his name which Sakura says out loud here. Or at LEAST Kakuzu should notice his eyes turning red.
>>284103881You mean like how the edo tensei did with every character that died?
Why do people keep trying to discuss Yugito, she's such a nothingburger character
>>284102573How does just pulling the threads make all the explosive tags gather like that? 200 IQ knots?
>>284103891This was before Red became the default chakra of all bijuus.
>>284103925There is a reason he didn't have Jiraiya get brought back. Would ruin the impact of his death.
>>284103805They may just not have cared, since his target jinchuriki was already captured.
>>284103934We LOVE jinchurikis in this thread.
>>284103938The Nara family is famous for their sailing tradition.
>>284103965There were still more bijuus left.>>284103963That was also because he didn't know how to make him encounter Naruto in a good way that wouldn't feel fanservice-ish.
>>284104070>There were still more bijuus left.Only three and Itachi and Kisame were sent to capture Roshi and Pain was soon assigned to capture Naruto. Then Tobi had Sasuke and his crew capture Killer Bee once they've joined.
>>284103881>Revive Kakazu, Sasori, Deidara and Nagato, the Akatsuki members team 7 (the fucking main characters) beatOk>Saving Hidan from the holesNOOOOOO THINK ABOUT SHIKAMARU'S FEELINGS AND IMPACT!!!
>>284104118Sasuke wasn't with them when Hidan was defeated here.
>>284104156The Sasuke/Jiraiya arc wouldn't start until like months after this one ends.There was no good reason to not save Hidan here.
>>284104156Yes, but Akatsuki still had some people left to hunt for the Jinchuuriki. Sasuke eventually became convenient asset when they lost Itachi. There wasn't a scenario for Tobi or Pain to order Hidan to be brought back. Hidan was probably considered weak and not worth the effort since he flat out lost.
Do you like Shikamaru yet, anons?
>>284103891>>284103948The other possible conclusion he should come to, is:>kid from Konoha + eyes turn red when he starts fighting = he's an Uchiha
>>284102676Does this mean no one in shikimaru's "clan" goes to the pure land when they die? They have to wander in some shitty forest for eternity?
>>284102599>>284103208Shikamaru is such a genius that he can win by speedblitzing and pulling chakra out of his ass when he runs out.A genius!
>>284103805Can't enter Shika forest. It was explained.
>>284103891Maybe if you haven't noticed, Kishimoto is really shitting the bed with this arc and can't keep up with what he's writing chapter by chapter.
>>284102974IQ is actually a chakra multiplier.Naruto has high chakra despite his low IQ because he has the Kurama multiplier and high base chakra from being an Uzumaki.
>>284104229And yet Kakuzu was valued enough to be revived?
>>284104385Even while digging?
>>284104356Nara is just the japanese word for Deer. I think this chapter is implying that Nara clan members get reincarnated into deer and live there/watch over the place.
>>284102398>...and Naruto
>>284103347I remembered this arc being good.What the fuck happened?
>>284104514Childhood is idolizing ShikamaruAdulthood is realizing that Hidan makes more sense
>>284104502It's the only explanation you'll get
>>284102456>These are my Naruto Hurricane Chronicles nowWhat did he mean by this
>>284104385>Can't get Hidan out because "Lol Nara magic!"The self-insert wanking is off the charts.
>>284104458So Ikemoto wasn't bullshitting when he made Kurama reach his strongest form after learning quantum physics?
>>284104514We stopped drinking the Nara water.
>>284102974It's fucking retarded because Hidan literally just said that even an idiot could deduce Shikamaru's out of chakra in the previous chapter, but here he just pulls off another shadow possession jutsu with no explanation.
>>284102548Hidan is really getting clowned by the same jutsu for like the fifth time in a row
>>284104202No it's gonna come right on the heels of this. There's just been a few months of timeskips offscreen.
>>284104514You watched the anime which gave the arc some good scenes, like dedicating an episode to Shikamaru mourning Asuma's death and one to a sakuga fight. You also just have music and voice acting to doll it up.
>>284102733He's standing really close to the explosion and not at all damaged by it?
>>284104617That what if meant, in universe, at least a month or so happens inbtween Akatsuki supression and Sasuke fighting Orochimaru.More than enough time for Hidan to be rescued.
>>284104627Kishimoto is protecting him, don't worry.
>>284104627High IQ, unlimited stamina, constant recharging chakra, and invulnerability. Shikamaru is the greatest shinobi ever spawned.
>>284102676Schizokamaru
I always found Hidan to have a really weird design. His hair and face makes him look like a school teacher and he's supposed to be super religious, which doesn't mesh well at all with his belligerent attitude and Akatsuki getup.
>>284104505Then how are a bunch of deer supposed to make sure hidan stays in his hole?
>>284104506She just assumed Naruto was busy training still
The difference between Shika wank and Itachi wank is that the latter is so egregiously funny that it loops back into being entertaining.
>>284104747Ino strongly considers Naruto potential husband material! She's conflicted on whether she should go all-in on Sai-coin or not
>>284102625>He calculated we would be within a five minute running distance of this forest and dug a hole here before he found us!
>>284102716It's okay if they're cartoonishly evil.
>>284104747>>284104819Kenchi....
>>284104729Hidan is 22. I think his appearance and his beliefs are supposed to contrast. He's this young, college-aged guy, acts like one too, but is heavily pious, and part of this secret terrorist organization.
>>284104831Who that
>>284104884Writer of the most popular and dragging NaruIno fic.
>>284104823Its literally pic related, kek
>>284104776Shikawank involves outright bending the plot over backwards, pulling off impossible feats that should be completely against his stats, and ignoring things that happened and prior statements just to make him win.
>>284104884That hair is not doing Naruto any favors
>>284102733You know considering kakashi got punched into multiple trees earlier and was only winded this explosion is nothing. Hidan should easily have been able to tank this and dig his way out.
>>284104729>he's supposed to be super religious, which doesn't mesh well at all with his belligerent attitude and Akatsuki getupsuper religious in this case means he's in some insane satanic murder cult
>>284102733WHATI'VEDOOONE
>>284105001The deers forbid it.
>>284104884Sex dattebayo
>>284102456
>>284102861The explosive tags weren't there beforeShikamaru set them up when he got there with Hidan
>>284103891Deidara did namedrop Naruto to Kakuzu/Hidan when they were doing their 6 day tailedbeast harvest
>>284105083Yo they definitely fuckin in bort.
>>284104561I hate Shikamaru though
Luckruto
>>284105179Yeah, but he conveniently didn't tell them what he looked like>the kid with blond hair and blue eyes in an orange jumpsuit, can't miss him
Shikamaru? Lowdiffs Minato.
>>284102500>starting off with the heavily telegraphed big finishing moveJobber signal
>>284102573Holy shit, Shikamaru’s mastered the art of circles too???
>>284102625Getting hunter ecks hunter vibes again
>>284102811
god i wish that were me
>>284104884In that scene she actually , admired Naruto’s love for ramen
>>284105489And like always, HxH did it way better
>>284104514This arc didn't humiliate Naruto as much as the previous two did
>>284104776Yeah, Itachiwank was at least somewhat grounded (before it spiraled into ludicrous territory in Shippuden) since you could say he was just that talented. And then it just got funny laterShikawank doesn't work since he was mainly a smart guy with a good technique that was never shown to be a proficient melee fighter. So him going head to head with Hidan and getting the better of him is silly.
>>284102907Sasuke was copying Zabuza, Orochimaru, and Madara with his assassination
>>284105574Some people just get all the luck
>>284102733https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QczGoCmX-pI&t=365s
Damn shika makes you guys mad
>>284105820Sasuke got some good luck alright
>like Sakura, Shikamaru doesn’t get a reward for taking out an S-rank criminal/terrorist
>>284105656HxH got a little goofy there too with the card applications and the big rock, I'd say they're almost on same level as far as getting lured into a trap goes, but it's the blood thing that maybe takes a little away from Shikamaru's trap
>>284102528Maybe he keeps some in vat on reserve.
Why wasn't Kurenai allowed to seek revenge?
>>284105981I thought the card application is what made it good. It wasn't some asspull and it was clear that the trap would have only been achievable on Greed Island.
>>284105994Scared
>>284105910>muh self-insert pedo crackship
>>284105994She's a woman
>>284105994You are now realizing that Kurenai has not actually said a single word for all of Shippuden.
>>284102479>Did Naruto perfect his Jutsu?>Lady Tsunade... It only has a 50% chance to work>A chance? And he's been training nonstop to exhaustion for a week straight without rest?>Fuck it. I'll gamble our Jinchuriki and send them straight to the international terrorist. I like those odds.>What? The other 18 squads? Gai? Fucking Jiraya?>No we MUST gamble our Jinchuriki.
>>284106093I don't believe you, but I'm too lazy to check
Meanwhile at the hokage’s office in the village hidden in the leaves.
>>284105939He's already Rich.
>>284106029I think it's mostly that we didn't see much cards being transformed into items until the very moment it was necessary and I know Gon practiced the exact 1 minute thing with a stopwatch and I think that's where you need to bend your suspension of disbelief a little. Now I'm not saying it was bad I'm only saying Shikamaru's trap was fine...Honestly the blood transfer thing seems completely unnecessary for dealing with Hidan alone and it probably would have came off a little better had Hidan started poking himself in other spots to unknowingly injure Kakuzu instead of Hidan going straight for the spot that Kakashi already destroyed. It helps that Genthru&Gon actually had a cool fight beforehand to go with that trap though whereas Shikamaru and Hidan exchanged blows like once or twice.
>>284106267>I think it's mostly that we didn't see much cards being transformed into items until the very moment it was necessaryThey transformed shovels and wheel barrels when they were training with Bisky and digging through the rock formations.
>>284106198Shizune!!! Bwering Meh Anther !!! drinksh,, Andaahh Have you!!! Seen Narutohh!!! Latelyyy Hes aah growing so big
>>284102974This is the part of the story where you fill in the gaps with head canon.
>>284106198>Tsunade after downing a whole bottle of Absolut and about to send six more teenagers to their deaths
>>284102733Okay, this was Kino
>>284106322>didn't see muchIt was the giant boulder being turned into a card that gets me, comparatively Shikamaru's paperbomb wire trap is on the same level is all I'm saying
>>284102647>>284102676>asspulls o my special Forest How convenient.
>>284106413Fair enough, but they were turning giant ass monsters into cards, so i don't think the boulder is really that unbelievable, personally.
>>284102727Did you think Shikamaru earned his chunin rank? It was always nepotism
>>284104627He calculated the exact distance he can stand away from an explosion without harm so he can look cool
>>284106431The monsters were born from nen and designed to transform into cards through the power of the game developers nen but that was just a zillion ton regular boulder
>>284106103>do we have any genin to send?
BoulderGODS are unbeatable.
>>284106591BOULDER NO JUTSU
>>284104957I feel like Hidan can be killed by Iruka or Anko and nothing would change. Both have a stronger incentive avenge Asuma than Shikamaru
>>284106454I always thought the proctors picked him because they thought it'd be bad if they promoted no one after the invasion>Neji just talked about fate and destiny while trying to crush Naruto's spirit>Naruto just tard-rushed Neji and got him with a surprise uppercut>Gaara is crazy>Sasuke could have been a good candidate but I guess they were looking for more 'smart' moves than pure physical feats
>>284106530All the items in the game were based off real world things though
>>284106624Did Kishimoto bother to look up what meteors look like?
>>284106591Reminder adult Obito would still lose to this rock and have to phase through it like a coward.
>>284106687>thought it'd be bad if they promoted no one after the invasionWhy? Hiruzen told them they could all be promoted or none could be promoted. The chuunin exams are a pretty stupid requirement to make rank as well.
Hidan sure was dangerous in cqc, if only there were a way to attack him without actually physically harming him, like genjutsu something. Too bad there is absolutely no one in Konoha who specializes in that, especially not anyone with a close relationship to any of Hidan's prior victims. Nope, there is not a single character in all of Naruto who fits that description
>>284106591What was Madara's plan if he didn't have a young stupid Uchiha delivered to him here?
>>284103161Shikamaru's suffering from schizophrenia and Asuma is a strong hallucinations. He washes medicated like Neji and got away with pre medicated murder
>>284106049It's a five year age gap with an adult Hanabi. How is that pedo?
>>284106710Nah just make them space boulders. More stocks for boulderbros.
>>284106735>jobbed to single motherhoodclassic kishi
He won
>>284106189Someone can look back and see, but this is literally the closest Kurenai gets to having any actual dialogue in all of Part 2 so far, despite being Asuma's baby mama.
>>284106725Just an idle thought I had. I don't think Shika did anything that impressive to be promoted either, but nepotism didn't cross my mind.>The chuunin exams are a pretty stupid requirement to make rank as well.True. Looking back the individual parts of the exams, surviving would make you a better ninja but I don't see how it'd make you Chunin ready. Especially when all they seem to care about is the final round
>>284104776I've gotten a good laugh from the shika wank here. That Dora the explorer "Can YOU figure out the secret of Hidan's technique" a few threads back had me in stitches
>>284106907>Nepotism didn't cross my mind>Shikamaru's sensei was the son of the third Hokage It's clear as day.
>>284107012>alt timeline where Dan had sex with her before dying
>>284106997>watermark on slop with too many fingers
>>284106454>nepotismNonsense. The Leaf village is a meritocracy
>>284102733EXIT
Slow thread
>>284107465I am just so fucking tired of Shikamaru.
>>284102398Lol YamatoLet’s see you dance with hearts man for 20 minutes
>>284107514Tayuya and Hidan...
>>284106901Doesn't she speak when Naruto needs a pep talk from Shikamaru after Jiraiya dies?
I guess I forgot or ignored how bullshit Shikawank got in this arc since it was almsot 2 decades ago
>>284107694Yes, but we're talking about everything up until now.
>>284107696I honestly speedread this arc when I started reading the manga.
Now that the dust has settled, who's ACTUALLY smarter between Chudkamaru and OurGuy Kido?
>>284106093>>284106189>>284106901I decided to look. She does talk
>>284107781Kidomaru displayed more observational and battle intelligence than Shikamaru's entire career.
Hiashi won.
Real talk, does Kishi actually like Inoshikacho, or does he just view Ino and Choji as comedic ineffectual sidekicks to his self-insert?
Shikamaru shouldn't be a one-on-one fight or generally combative and it shows since it takes so many asspulls to justify him not being killed on the spot. Kishimoto made him part of a formation with Ino and Choji, further showing he is supposed to be support, but insists on having Shikamaru fight solo or without them.
>>284107781Kidomaru's acumen was far more believable (though narrowing down Neji's blindspot so precisely was a smart-wizardry moment. A more realistic conclusion would be "Neji's defense is less perfect on his upper back" or something)
>>284108314Shikamaru doesn't even have precise conclusions. He just makes obvious observations and gets wanked for it. We never actually had Shikamaru figure out something as meticulous as an undocumented and very inconspicuous flaw or weakness in a doujutsu.
that whole izzat thing made sasukefag's terminal seething make sense
>>284108212Kishimoto clearly likes Choji, not as much as Shikamaru but very close.
>>284108578He tries to make Choji a thing, but he doesn't budge from the bottom of the polls.
I see it's India posting hours
>>284108604It doesn’t help that Kishi just keeps going full autist humor with Choji>The joke is that he’s fat>And he eats lots of food>Cause he’s fat (don’t think about how his jutsu works)
>>284102727Doesn't make any sense anyway>even if you bury me, I will eventually wriggle out and come for you>no its okay because I own this land, so nobody is going to dig you up>*hidan looks shocked, as though he's lost*What difference does that make? Only if it were in a public place could Hidan escape? He can either burrow through the dirt as a head or he can't. Was his plan to somehow communicate with and convince someone above ground to dig him up? Because why else would it matter?Or right, >so we can watch youWatch what? The dirt patch above his head? In case he starts to burrow out? Why even bury him then? Better to keep him gagged and chained in midair, then you can just watch him easily in a room above ground, we could call it a "prison" or something. I mean that's the threat, right? You're immortal but we can cut you into little pieces and then like, stop you from reforming. Or else I guess you dont even have to stop him, he needed Kakuzu's help earlier when all he was was decapitated. So really if you just cut off his head or dismember him he's useless. You know, like every other ninja? Wait, what is this guy's power again?Actually scratch that, he literally needed Kakuzu's string things to keep his head on, right? So nobody else could even help him. What a worthless jobber. Built, bred and drawn to job to Shikamaru, the worst kind of cucking. Man, fuck these two.Well, that was it, kids! Did you enjoy the Akatsuki? The good ones are all dead now. Pain is basically his own mini arc and he doesn't have a partner, so I dont count him as an Akatsuki team. And we dont talk about what's going to happen to Deidara-sama. So everything people remember fondly about the akatsuki has already happened. Well, it sure was a neat cloak.
>>284102830sheeet
>>284103185thanks op.
>>284103079They really went all out on these anti-smoke edits
>>284108637>Get it? He eats so much that he picks everything on the menu, he asks for sevenths and eighths, he stacks his all Big Macs, he uses the grease from the grease tray as broth, he makes every restaurant rich.>He's so fat can use his belly as a gong, he's a living Chibaku Tensei, he makes Fat Albert look like Michael Jordan, he makes people think he sunk Atlantis from doing a cannonball in the pool. >GET IT?
>>284102625>>284102647>REVENGE IS NOT OKAY, OKAY?>except when Shikamaru does it, then it's coolt. Kishimoto
>>284109074These past 2 arcs really expose what a shitty writer Kishi is
You know, can't Pain still communicate with Hidan since he's not dead?
Never forget that Choji’s first victory came from just doping super hard
>>284102974Shadow bind costs less the closer it gets to high noon, which of course Shikamaru calculated for.I decided this just now.
Did you guy think Kishi reread Naruto, and kickinng himself with how dumb the plot he wrote was?
>>284109141Maybe Hidans eardrums burst and he cant hear shit anymore
>>284109141His only message was 'Why don't you just pray for your god to get you out? :^)'
>>284104514I think I appreciated this arc just because it was giving a side character spotlight.Which is something that I think Naruto had been sorely lacking since the timeskip, so it felt like a breath of fresh air.
>>284109290He could've picked better characters like Shino, Hinata, or Neji.
>>284102431Pakkun my beloved.>>284106530I know what you mean and agree with you, transforming large objects should have been set up earlier. But it's the nen/magic of several geniuses, they don't gotta explain shit. Now that I think of it, Ging may be the Shika equivalent in HxH, the morally questionable über genius who does well in life.
>>284104611Hidan isn't very clever.
>>284104070Funny thing is they still haven't figured it out, since Naruto didn't meet Koji before getting locked away. They even teased it so hard in Bort (him constantly saying he recognized the fighting style and cared about KK's safety for no explicable reason), only to have the feed cut out before the mask breaksI'm sure they'll work it in eventually, p shocked they put it off as long as they have
>>284109074>"Stop the circle of hatred or I'll fucking kill you!"
>>284109662That's my biggest disappointment with Jiraiya being cloned in Boruto. Naruto doesn't even get to fucking meet the clone or know that Jiraiya has been cloned. It makes it so pointless.
>>284102479>>284102647>"......"
>>284102398Feels honestly like ages since Kakuzu has done anything. He transformed and then stands there menacingly.Does fighting 7-8 people at once make him a tier higher than Kakashi?Also this is about all we see from shitkamaru, does his rank change after his mach 100 squirt gun?
>>284103035Rare smug pepe.
>>284103035If only Hidan was allowed to use body flicker or substitution jutsu to just get out of this situation like other characters
>>284109178>Shadow bind costs less the closer it gets to high noonCan't tell if you're being serious or not
>>284109678I just assumed it would be coming soon after, but w omnipotence (which I'm a fan of, plot woulda been hella boring if it just came down to the hunt for code) it seems like it might not, which would be a very annoying decision
>>284109220Deep down he probably knew it was shit, even while getting published. It's a hard job, please understand.
>>284109697Shikamaru was incredibly buffed after Asuma died. Went from just holding Hidan down with his shadow bind to outright forcing him to move like him.
>>284102456>>284102830Slime you say?
>>284109697Kakuzu's fight is ruined for me because he does the standard anime villain trope of trying each attack exactly once and when the good guys barely manage to stop that one attack, with everything they've got, the bad guy doesn't just spam that attack over and over again. They get bored with their own repertoire and have to compulsively show off all their special moves and transformations before they die.It took a two handed double raikiri from Kakashi to just stop Ino and Chouji from instantly dying from an attack from one single heart beast. The dual tech of the other two has been shown multiple times to be something the good guys cannot even deal with. Just fucking spam this shit! Why are you doing anything but spitting elements at them nonstop? Also, if Kakuzu is capable of doing anything while hes in split mode, hes just choosing not to. How about a couple of kage level jutsu from this guy who's been alive for multiple generations? Throw some water down? A fireball? I'm just spitballing here.
>tfw shillfic gave hidan and kakuzu more respect than canon
>>284109697How come Tsunade is given Kage rank when we haven't seen her fight at all in part 2?If we are including part 1 feats Itachi should be included as well
>>284109595>Ging may be the Shika equivalent in HxHNo. Ging was never portrayed as le lazy genius character. Minato would be a better comparison.
>>284109806Yea. Guy prides himself in his age and experience but has a very basic kit which he doesn't even use that well.He should he shooting all at once to overwhelm them at least. Guy can also shatter building but all he dies is bind you and says "tee hee, im gonna take your heart now"
Yugito's Yugitos.
>>284109697>>284109806I think Kishi just doesn't want to draw them fightingChoji should be distrating them and moving around like a mad ball bouncing aroundHe can't damage Kakazu but he should be annoying enough to be a distractionKishi is just too lazy
>>284109699Saus is way too high. Sakura should be one tier higher. Yamato should he a tier higher. I guess the rest is fine.
>>284109829Sannin are relative to each other. Jiraiya could defeat 4 tails with some injuries. Tsunade would do the same but with no injuries at all.
>>284109829The list is shit regardless
>>284109860Sasuke would body Kakazu>Sakura should be one tier higherNot him but Sakura got 1 tap by Naruto yelling in his cloak, she is not the same tier as himYamato should probably be above Hidan
>>284109860>SakuraSorry. As much I would like to, she's really fucking shit for how strong she's supposed to be.And I'm waiting for Yamato to unleash his full power
>>284109862>Jiraiya could defeat 4 tails with some injuries. Tsunade would do the same but with no injuries at all.Are we including seals or just AP?Tsunade would beat up 4 tails Naruto, but even with 100 healings she can't outlast himIt would be a long battle, but with Naruto's healing and acid skin there is no way for her to really put him down, especially when pain kept smashing rocks on him and it did nothingMaybe Katsuyu can do something though, just put him in her body until he dissolves, idkWhat AP feats has Jiraya shown?
>>284109879The problem with powerlevel ranking in this series is Kishi has no consistency. In 1 chapter, Sakura is duking it out with an Akatuski, then in the next arc she jobs to a rock. Then you have the whole Jiraiya v Orochimaru v Itachi debacle.
>>284109889>she's really fucking shit for how strong she's supposed to beAsuma. Neji. Guy(so far from what we've seen).
>>284109913>In 1 chapter, Sakura is duking it out with an AkatuskiShe's being controlled by a kage level tier fighter thoughThat's like Naruto giving his chakra and making people 10 times stronger, it's not really their power>Jiraiya v Orochimaru v Itachi debacle.Maybe Itachi somehow knows about frog song so he just stays away from Jiraya because of that, otherwise he would beat jiraya
>>284109889>And I'm waiting for Yamato to unleash his full poweruh, is this your first time reading Naruto?
>>284109832Yeah, you're right. I realized the lazy part didn't fit, but the successful in life, and being the author's favorite character to wank part felt similar. Or is Ging not considered a writer's pet or whatever the term is?
>>284105982He said he takes them from still living targets.
>>284109961Sadly no, but it's been a long time since I've read/watched early to mid shippuden
>>284109944>She's being controlled by a kage level tier fighter thoughStopped reading. Obvious you didn't read the fight.
>>284109982Well I have a feeling that Yamato isn't gonna move much on that tier list
>>284106997sluuuurrrrrrp
>>284109994Yamato is the real potential man of Naruto
>>284109992>Obvious you didn't read the fight.So what exactly did she mean when she said this then?
>>284109965Ging is portrayed as a Gary Stu, but I don't know if he's gotten enough screen time to be considered Togashi's pet. The fact he looks like Yusuke does make it seem like Togashi has a bias for him though.
>>284110004
>>284110007Yamato was a waste to add desuShould have just given Sakura wood style instead and just make Anko replace him for KakashiWe get a stronger Sakura that can calm down Naruto and Anko for emotional connection to Orochimaru
>>284110008>cherrypickingYeah, don't show any part of the fight where Chiyo says she doesn't even need her to control her anymore.
>>284102733Thank you OP.
>>284110025How would you make Sakura discovering she has wood style?
>>284110008The next page after Sakura asks to be used.
>>284110040I mean we saw in the Hashirama Madara flashback that Hashirama didn't have or know how to use wood style when he was a preteenGive Sakura that same excuse.Her name is Sakura, let her use Sakura trees
>>284109852>I don't mean to cause a ripple, but I thought it was a nip-Dub Bee is reason enough to watch the dub imho
>>284110040Would style
>>284110058He just didn't use nature transformations at all. He had to be naturally inclined to do it in the first place, which would've been discovered for Sakura loooong before with more formalized training methods.Plus wood is literally a one-time thing. It's literally only accessible to Hashirama, ppl with his cells, and Tentails (in whatever form)
>>284109910When making this tier list I had some characters retain their part 1 showing since they don't change at all between part 1 and 2. That's why I put the sannin next to each other. It doesn't matter if Jiraiya overpowered 4 tails or sealed it. Tsunade should still be in the same ball park as him even if we assume she has no way of subduing 4 tails as this is a specific match up that's bad for her. It doesn't mean she's weaker.I can put 4 tails at the top if sealing ≠ being stronger.
>>284110097>which would've been discovered for Sakura loooong before with more formalized training methods.Kind of like Naruto not knowing his natural element until he was 15 >.>Kakashi was mind blown when Sasuke used fire style as a geninSakura has an excuse >Plus wood is literally a one-time thing. It's literally only accessible to HashiramaKishi is the author, he can write whatever he wants
>>284110128Shitty inconsistent way to make a tier list.
>>284110156Not really since Sannin's feats are either against each other or against Akatsuki.Konoha 11 showings were against characters that won't be appearing on the list, like Kage level Kimimaro and High Jonin Kidomaru
>>284107098I know it isn't what you meant but you made me think of a timeline where Tsunade and Dan had a daughter, who for some contrived reason doesn't remain with her parents but ends up in akatsuki.
>>284110142Naruto is canonically developmentally disabled lmao, and having nature trans is reconned to being p normal by genin (Itachi was doing a bigger fireball by the time he was like 5)And yeah, he can do anything, wouldn't make it less dumb
>>284110273>wouldn't make it less dumbKind of like Deidara using substitution jutsu with NO ARMS with a clay clone while in the air with 4 Naruto clones grabbing him?And then speed blitzing Might Guy and team 8, and then getting away from them by burrowing underground, when Neji is right there and Neji doesn't use his Byakugan to just find him 5 seconds later?Sakura having wood style in part 2 is much easier to believe than all of that
>>284110358Why is Guy's team "Team 9" even though they existed a year before Naruto's "Team 7" was made?
>>284110358Shit I meant team 9>>284110419Since Boruto also is in team 7, I assume each teacher is given a team number, and those students just fill the spot
>>284102647>gigagenius IQ shikag*d just knew that Hidan and Kakuzu will be close enough to his own families forest to set it upTruly the smartest in all of fiction.
>>284110004>>284110021Man, Kishi really loves his open-toed shoes and painted nails.
>>284105179Why did you choose to post this picture?>>284107781Yugito was smarter than Shikamaru.
>>284102647or, you know, you could just say they will dug him back up with a bunch of jonin when they have time and then put his head in acid, or interrogate him as a severed head
>Why did you choose to post this picture?
>>284102625You know. When Kakuzu said last chapter that they underestimate Hidan’s abilities, you would imagine Hidan has another ability up his sleeve he hasn’t shown yet. But no. He just gets bullshitted to death by Shikamaru
>>284110875Respectable. I see you're a scholar of Yugitology aswell.>>284110890Yeah, it's really weird. Where was Kakuzu getting that confidence from?
>>284110890>>284110921kakuzu was bluffing out of pity.
>>284110890Because by all means Hidan should have killed Shikamaru but the plot said no
>>284110939He literally could've prevented it by having one of his masks attack Shikamaru if he wasn't legit confident though.
>>284110950he didnt want to risk another mask\heart for hidan.
>>284105001those weren't solid trees, they seemed like dead trees, basically just hollow bark
>>284102733I thought explosive tags were just ninja magic and could just explode via ninja magic and wouldn't just explode like a barrel of gasoline because you throw a lit cigarette at them
>>284110969and in the end he lost one because he didn't help him... truly Kishi is a poet.
>>284110989It was a ninja magic cigarette.
lol
>>284111170disgusting hag, I prefer the new model
Nothing Kakashi/Choji/Ino could do would keep Kakuzu in one place, he should've just chased after Shikamaru himself w/ the masks, the tentacle beasts seem surprisingly speedy. If you wanna split them up, have Kakashi create a big mud wall with his Earth Style to slow him down but at least -try- to write something
>>284111274Kishimoto had to nerf their inteligence to make Shikamaru look SUPER inteligent.You wouldn’t understand because you’re not a writer
>>284111212the amount of "works" on Ikemoto's home computer would put you in prison for 10,000 years. Genned or otherwise.
>>284102431communist dog
>>284109969Maybe he takes the still living targets and keeps them in some vat in reserve
>>284111287It's always concerning how you keep bringing this kind of topic up about Ikemoto and is very specific with it while knowing your history, Sasukefagbro.
>>284111514I'm not your namefag, you retard.
>>284111212Oh lord 7th!!!!!
>>284111212Brother ewwwww she’s underageWhat’s wrong with you?
>>284111212This guys a pedophile
>>284111680>+1 izzat
>>284105574Sumire should crush me
>>284104907>>284105654>>284104819>>284104747Hinata is such a boring character paring Naruto up with literally anyone else works better
boruto won the hanapussylike father like son
>>284112001Nah, you just have shit taste.
>>284109806Hey man, Kakuzu spent a lot of time and worked hard to learn all those moves. He has to show them off.His not some faggot like Kakashi which knows over 1000 but only does the same 1-2.
I was trying to get Grok 4.1 to compile Akatsuki stuff but it keeps agendascaling and hallucinating feats.
>>284112001True. Just think, when last did we even see Shitnata? has she even said a word yet in part 2?
>>284112198Yeah he gets confused really easily. I asked him how Hidan avoided getting blown up in Yugitos trap and this was his answer:What really happened (manga panels + databook)Yugito detonates the point-blank Mouse Hairball while her giant Version 2 claw is wrapped around Hidan’s torso. The explosion is massive. The entire building is obliterated, and Kakuzu is sent flying out of it with heavy damage.Immediately after the smoke clears, we see Hidan standing completely intact next to Kakuzu outside the ruins, casually complaining that the blast “kind of hurt.”The very next page, Kakuzu explicitly says:“You idiot… I pulled you out with my threads at the last second.”(Chapter 314, page 12 — you can see the black threads still retracting into Kakuzu’s body in the panel.)That’s it. That’s the canonical explanation.
>>284112330sounds plausible enough.
>>284112360How would Kakuzu pull Hidan out of the explosion while himself getting sent flying with heavy damage?(Aside from the internal things that make it nonsense, in what's actually shown Kakuzu is busy avoiding being crushed by her paw and the issue is not moving Hidan, but getting him out of the sealed room.
>>284112397he just used one of his masked shadows to help him.
>>284112423I don't think he can release the masks while hardening his body though. (and the timing window doesnt seem to work out either)
>>284112001>paring Naruto up with literally anyone else works better.Who would’ve been better.
>>284112647The ramen chef’s daughter.
I love Naruto
>>284111212
>>28410262530000000000IQ move. You can't see the triggers on the floor hidan. You can't see the fucking tags. But you're still fast enough to shank jonins and get caught by a character without known speed enhancements/feats. You're just that arrogant you want into traps for fun. Why the fuck did they hire you.
>>284113394He solo’d Asuma with Shikamaru backing him up just fine last time.
>>284103035Would it be too bullshit if it’s revealed this is actually a blood clone and the real Hidan is standing right behind him - isn’t he
>>284113991It would be less bullshit than everything else in this fight.
>>284113991yes, because no way shikamaru wouldnt have noticed it. he's quite the tactician, you know?
>>284114060>heh, I knew you'd make a clone so I put the same exact trap behin myself again>camera pans to show the real Hidan in the same captured position behind him
>>284109220>rereads part 1 when he establishes that the byakugan is a superior kekkei genkai to the sharingan>snickers
Good morning everyoneI HATE SHIKAMARU
>>284114463But who do you love?
>>284114463This but Itachi
The plan was what a 6 year old would come up with>Ok, I’m gonna somehow drain Kakuzu’s blood without him noticing (I hope the black tendril monster has blood)>Then when Hidan attacks me, I will spill some blood on his blade as he’s attacking, dodge his strike so perfectly, he won’t notice he hit air>Then as I pretend to fall down, I put some blood on my face which will totally look like a cut.>Next, I pretend to die, hoping he won’t realise I’m not bleeding or getting new wounds from the ritual.>After he turns around I will lounge at him and decapitate him. If that fails, he still will fall on the ground where I set up 4 circles which when hit will reveal a trap hole.>I will tie him up with the paperbomb strings he watched me set up which he will ignore obviously. He won’t cut any of them or leave the area.>Then I will get my sweet sweet revenge as I blow him up with Asuma’a lighter
Kakuzu should've partnered with a crash test dummy, atleast that wouldn't have killed one of his hearts.
Okay then Give me your better plan to defeat both of them then
>>284115238Tsunade gets off her drunk ass and does something. Hell, just send Guy.
>>284115016>and then some will of fire propaganda because we have to continue sending innocent people to wars and what Akatsuki is doing is le bad
>>284115238I lure them into the sewers of an abandoned building with thick walls where I previously placed explosive tags on all entrances/exits. Once they enter I blow them all up, locking them in the room and transform into my biju. I crush the one that seems more likely to be able to break through the walls under my paw and blow the other one up with a full power attack from the biju.
>>284115370Sounds solid what could go wrong
>>284115528As long as they don't get out offscreen I don't see what they could do.
>>284112232Probably >Naruto-kunThat's all her character is until she sudoku's against Pain
>>284115238When Shikamaru succesfuly tags both of them with his shadow possession jutsu, have Kakashi sneak attack Kakuzu and Choji destroy Hidan’s head.That’s prettu much the best the four of them can do. Shitkamaru making Hidan attack Kakuzu was absolutely retarded.
>>284114463Based?
>>284110419They aren't.Damn being the 9th team is just fans being irky about Kishi skipping that number with the rookies.The only number they are given in official media was in the rock Lee spin off where they were Team 3.
>>284102456>nuh-uh, slime
>>284112001Ino is a boring poor man's caricature of a true stacy.There's absolutely NOTHING about a supposed relationship Naruto could get with her that you couldn't get with NaruSaku.
>>284114463>>284114755Both based
>>284114463BASED
>>284112232>ShitnataKek, you're a samefagging moron.
>>284111709>>284111287>>284113285>>284111768Pretty much every girl in this series is 'underage' stfu concernhags
>>284102733KABOOOOM
>>284102733Does he get brought back in Boruto ?
>>284116082(You)
>>284102733This explosion looks weaker than Asumas fire release.
>>284117963Okay, now post an example from part 2 like the post was asking about. Dumbass.
>he's doing it again
>>284118144Literally has introduction in part 2 has her saying more than 1 line.
Sooooowhy did Kishimoto keep Deidara alive?
>>284118337To show off Sasuke's skills, obviously.
>>284118301*her>>284117723*them
>>284118301That all basically amounted to>Naruto-kun
Good evening everyoneI LOVE SHIKAMARU
>>284118741But who do you hate?
>>284118597Using that logic, the scene i posted is also just "Naruto", team 7 for the entirety of part 2 was "Sasuke", Shikamaru for this entire arc was "Asuma" and everyone else here was "Shikamaru".
>>284111212We know, pedomoto.
>>284118786Kishimoto is just a shitty at writing dialogue in general.
>>284118786I don't know what scene you posted and genuinely can't understand what you're trying to say.
>>284118848Look at the god damn reply chain.
>>284118756Unmasked Obito.
>>284118880Nah. You're too emotional over shipping, of all things, i don't really care.
>>284118848That trying to boil down characters and their dialogue to one thing or person is stupid when Kishimoto writes the majority of the cast like this.How is that hard to understand?
>>284118907You literally entered a shipping discussion on a manga that is heavily known for its shipfaggotry, you only have yourself to blame for being retarded.
>>284118941You're really upset about Hinata's entire character being "Naruto-kun", huh?
>>284118977>You literally entered a shipping discussionNah
>>284119000It seems more like you're bothered that i'm trying to prove you wrong.
>>284119024Yes you did, this literally started over an NaruIno post.
>>284119031You keep trying buddy. I'm sure you'll convince someone besides yourself lol
>tfw when another /nart/ thread is once again devolving into shippershit
>>284119085Hinata's inferiority complex, insecurities and her desire to change that have nothing to do with Naruto or caused by him and i've seen a single good argument for how they don't count beyond:>She doesn't mention it everytime she's on screen
>>284119162Tale as old as time.>>284119202*never seen
I'd forgive Ikemoto for his sloppy writing if he makes Amado kill Shikamaru.
Would this be a good idea?>The first arc of Shippuden is the Akatsuki Suppression arc with Hidan and Kakuzu.>it’s more or less the same but once pic related arrive it’s post time skip Naruto and Jiraiya arriving on their way to Konoha for the first time>Naruto already knows "THAT JUTSU" which in this case is the rosenshurikenThoughts?
>>284119300>Shikamaru livesIt's shit
>>284119300So basically for the first 20 or so chapters of Shippude, Naruto is not present until this enter moment with Jiraiya
>>284119348That wouldn't give us a good impression of the akatsuki.
>>284119300Definitely would be an improvement over having a time skip only for Naruto to still be shit and already dedicating the 3rd arc after the time skip to yet more training.Still it should be a harder battle, to make Akatsuki seem properly threatening, having Jiraiya along with him could be great for that.
>>284119300The Akatsuki would be too underwhelming
Where is Sasuke?
>>284119300First arc of Shippuden should be a regular mission like Land of Waves arc.
>>284119422How strong should the Akatsuki be then?
>>284119482Not like Hidan and Kekuzu for starters.
Reminder that Sasori had the most heinous crimes under his belt among the akatsuki and should logically have the highest bounty.
>>284119375>>284119422Seems like what we need is a proper Yugito arc, to establish her as skilled and powerful to give Hidan and Kakuzu a good first impression!
>>284119375Kakuzu and Hidan give great first impressions actually.The only problem is the disgusting Shikamaru glaze which can be just toned down greatly in a better version of this arc ;)
>>284119375they jobbed to an old lady and sakura in the first arc
>>284118337Because Naruto offing an already weakened Akatsuki member with Kakashi's help isn't much of an achievement.>But KakazuYes
>>284119574And it was still better than Hidan getting speed blitzed and outwitted 4 times in a row by Shikakek and Kakuzu falling for the a genin tier Shadow clone trick.
>>284119574Tbf, at that point it still seemed like Sakura and people from other villages could do something in part 2, so it only becomes a terrible jobbing retroactively.
>>284119586Who said anything about Naruto killing him?
I will stand by it till the day I die.Hidan should have been Sakura’s opponent, not Sasori
>>284119696Why?
>>284118268yikes
A toast to Hidan
>>284119924
>>284119239Cute
Hidan isn’t weak, the universe is just bending over backwards to let Shikamaru win. Hidan is able to dodge and kill Asuma while Shikamaru failed to bind him. The trope is one of the cocky archetype, which means underestimating your opponent will lead to a loss. Shikamaru going from struggling to keep Hidan in place to jogging briskly with him, being tired, doing a magic trick, being tired again, and then binding again is bullshit of the highest degree. Shika should be dead and Temari should be available to me instead.
>>284120103It's payback for the plot armor Hidan got against Yugito, who should've been mine.
>>284119776>Sakura, healer who values preserving life stands in direct opposition to Hidans unhinged opsession with death and misery>Vasty different fighting styles which can play off of each other. Strong striking tank vs agile weapon wielder>She can analyze Hidan’s strange abilities from a medical perspective and come up with theories and counters, directly challenging his believes in the supernatural>Sakura’s healing can prolong the fight and not make it a one sided stomp once he completes the ritual.Now what’s so fun about Shikamaru vs Hidan?
>>284120103Even in the first fight, Hidan was shown to be a competent fighter. What happened…
>>284120164Sakura should get a weapon for the fight though, because unarmed combat vs weapon that kills you instantly if it cuts at all would be a bit awkward.
Remember how Hidan blocks multiple shuriken with his kusarigama effortlessly despite getting blindsided by Asuma attacking him out of nowhere in the previous arc? Where’d that high level of environmental awareness go?
>>284120158You’re quite committed to a one off character, respectable>>284120203His scythe work is cool, and he is a deadly opponent to anyone that doesn’t know his jutsu. This part of the arc is going faster than the previous chapters of Shippuden. Usually a rematch involves some training and time for scaling increases in power, not getting a revenge buff for going on a suicide mission. Reminder that Shikamaru screwed his team over, and that they would have died had Kakashi not volunteered along with perfect timing with the heart dying, and the arrivals of Yamato Sakura and Naruto. He is an idiot
>>284120095>>284119239I refuse to believe that is sakuras daughter, if so those uchiha genes are strong. >Looks more like itatchi and sasuke than sakura.
>>284120103>Shika should be dead and Temari should be available to me instead.BASED
We’re supposed to believe this guys getting outmaneuvered in hand to hand by Shikamaru
>>284120473Where's the Itachi in her dude?
>>284120081I can see Jashin-sama's symbol in that toast. Praise him.
>>284120504Don't you know that Shikamaru is physically stronger than Asuma?
If Kaguya had killed Asuma, Kishi would've Shikamaru put her in her place in the most pretentious r/athiesm way possible.
Aaaand ggs. Thats how quickly Hidan out fucking skills are high level hand to hand fighter just a dozen chapters earlier
>>284115016>Ok, I’m gonna somehow drain Kakuzu’s blood without him noticing (I hope the black tendril monster has blood)honestly that was the most surprising part to me lol. Kakazu doesn't seem like he has normal bodily functions
>>284120664Or what if Hidan’s abilities allowed him to tell to which person he has connection to currently. Or that he’s such a freak that he knows how Kakuzu’s fucking blood tastes like
>>284120707>Or that he’s such a freak that he knows how Kakuzu’s fucking blood tastes likeThis would've been really funny, actually.
>>284120525They call him Sasukek for a reason
>>284120755>*sluuurp*>wait I minute... I know that taste... That's not YOUR blood!
>>284119289It NEEDS to be Mecha Hidan.
She's so flexy
>>284119162>/nart/I thought you said you were done trying to push your wannabe-/dbs/ clubhouse.
>>284120768Sasuke would beg Itachi to keep both Sakura and Hinata, not only to given the perfect man but also to keep Naruto to himself.
>>284115110Brutal
You are my friend!AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Why does stinky always take the mask off after bump limit?
The schizo is making multiple Naruto threads in the catalog again and necrobumping them. You can tell since posts here stopped.
>thread reaches bump limit>why did all the posting stop???Holy newfag
>>284123372Felt called out, huh?
Sure does stink in here. P-U!
