Dicta Striker (aka Soccer Boy)
>>284135567Built for tummy licking and passionate missionary
>>284135567Boyfaggot.
https://x.com/T_WONDER_H/status/1994965015846441413OP2 isn't really that bad
>>284135567not only an anthro horse girl where the anthro is just ears and a tail stuck on a regular human, but a character so androgynous it's a matter of drawing a boy and calling it a girl? there really is a market for anything in japan
>>284135697You're wrong.
Paying respects to Gentildonna.
2 mins
smol tama
>>284135828So they're adapting Tama gaiden too?
sex
>>284135698>where the anthro is just ears and a tail stuck on a regular humanYou forgot the most important part, the horse pussy.
Mama
mom and daughter
Like a yakuza
Rape
Strongest lineup
What does this face meant to convey?
the rivalry between oguri and tama is too forced
Voodoo doll
>>284135924My guess is hunger. All her faces convey that.
>>284135867SEX WITH NINGEN
>>284135930Well, they are roommates and a manzai comedy duo in the game.
It's Dictaover...
loser
>>284135956that has nothing to do with their cingray rivalry
Reminder that Vodka died doing this.
Pretty?
Finally we are truly the cinderella gray (TM)
sex belno
It's time
Took them long enough
Mystery neighas
who is this cool horse
>>284136070The breeder horse.
After 20 years of japanese dominion, a foreign horse finally won Japan Cup again.Calandagan from Ireland not only won, it broken the record of Almond Eye. Masquerade Ball (the son of Duramente) lost by nose. The race was one of the craziest Japan Cup ever. The winner was actually Admire Terra who threw the jockey at the beginning and raced the entire time alone but was disqualified
Our fruaking heroeshttps://x.com/umamusu_animeCG/status/1995040493479313850
rip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt5Ouq6PJXAThey really should just stick with koeru for second cour
Torrent's outGet sneeding
the tomboys must be feminized, by force if necessary
>>284136022They nerfed her.
Super Creek love.
>>284136022>>284136156BOOOOOOOOOO
>>284136025
>>284136070oguri roman
DO YOU LIKEMY CARMY CAR
there should be a character that is so strong and beats everyone else without entering the zone
>>284136288katamari oguli
>>284135891Creek took no time to spot her new baby.
>>284136070Fix my god damn car.
>>284135891whats tamas problem
So arima going to take 3 episodes? CG really is the dbz of uma.
Why are you thinking about horsepussy when you could be plowing submissive ningen instead?
>>284136380This bitch looked better as a blonde.
Does he ring the bell at Notre Dame?
OI TAMA
>>284135971People actually forget that the Umas are fucking superhumans
WASHED
[autistic rage]
>>284136092What's a jokey?
So why was Tamamo a fat fuck student in original uma when she already quit racing?
>>284135891i can't believe tama is older than creek
The unnecessary breaks really killed the hype huh
>>284136455vodka NOOOshakur NOOOO
>>284136156Good.
>>284136088She deserves to be a real horse in the game...
Why do normalfags like anime Golshi more than Golshi from the game?
>>284136092The script is writing itself this year.
>>284136443Her zone sucks.>breaks her ankle every time she uses it
>>284136487Anime Golshi is hotKusoge Golshi is a generic moeblob
>>284136233 cute
>>284136468The weirdest part of Uma Musume is how retired horses just stick around and haunt the school for years like the fucking ghosts at Hogwarts.
>>284135982>>284136010Pokke?
This is someone's hero btw.
>>284136288>>284136301I LOOOOVE WHEN THE FUNNY HORSE EAT
>>284136428What the FUCK is her issue
>>284136562Battle Autism. Happens all the time in shonen.
>>284136462>What's a jokey?A ningen male who will occasionally mount the uma and, with a goal in mind, compels her body — sometime with the gentlest of suggestions, but often and increasingly towards the end with brute force and savage determination — into a repetitive, undulating motion, ever increasing in tempo and rapidity and power, until the ultimate culmination of act's cathartic and joyous conclusion. This is all off-screened, however, because... you know... who wants to see that?
>>284136387Ojii-san is on his death bed and she needs him to see her take first. She doesn't have time to goof around.
>>284136631I thought that was the job of a jockey.
>2 episodes away from Super Creek's DQ and villain arcCan't wait.
>>284136248How old was she here?
>>284136721Jockeys can do that too but they're less funny when going about it..
>>284136731My mommy would never be a villain.
>>284136731https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aWPEhb94yA
>>284136781Not only does she proclaim herself as a villain but she actively relishes in it
Which Uma would have their career ruined if the competitions actually tested for horse steroids?
Anons, I think I have fallen in love with Mejiro Ardan...
>>284135711Cygames already predicted her fate a month in advance.
>>284136900Probably Tachyon.
>>284135711DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 50 TOREINA
Stitches.
Well Oguri you now feel how March felt you autist
I find Dicta Striker a bit odd.Usually if they dont get to use the actual name the horse just becomes a background character, which I feel like she could have been easily, since both Creek and Tamamo could have taken similar roles here since they ran the same race.
>>284136781yeah she's the Demon Queen
>>284136547>>284136561Funny horse.
Last stitch.
>>284136068Mini the lady too mini to be seen.
>>284137401You can see a bit of her ear behind Norn
>>284137086>when I haven't restocked the pantry
Nonstop sex with Komi-chan
Belno wife
>>284135927>>284137053Same energy. Hide the ponies.
>>284136764She said she's still a student in the jap dub.
Such power...
>>284137972why did he shrink
>>284137972How many young umas has he fucked
>>2841379950He's like 3'2
>>284137972>>284137995I like his backstory.
>>284137986It's just asian aging
>>284136022>>284136156Terrible anime
GOD I'm going to fucking miss Tamamo Cross.
>>284135927>>284137053>>284136420>>284136690This is what a 20 years old boy looks like in Uma world.
>>284138103creek would love him
>>284136409Even in umaverse, Take Yutaka is a hot girl too.
>>284136311Why is oguri so sexual
>>284138133I see. Shouldn't have been suprised he told Oguri nothing about the Japan Cup
Why did Komi-chan dye her hair green?
>>284138937To remind Tama-chan of turf when she grabs a handful of it
2025 JAPAN CUPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rKE4YIrDRk
>>284135891Super Creep
>>284136092>>284139499AIEEEEEEE SPECIAL WEEK TOKAI TEIO SAVE US
>>284136156BOOBno the SULTRY.
>>284138543You wouldn't look any younger if you were milked dry by this estrus demon every day for months
>>284139399Tamamo not being toxic and abusive is a major historical inconsistency and, dare I say, a missed opportunity.
>>284139554Scary Monsters (and Super Creeps)
>>284139584The year is 2025. Japan lives under CALANDAGAN RULE. All Japanese stallions are gelded. Japanese mares live to serve JAPAN CUP CHAMPION in vast reproduction ranches. Welcome to Japan's BLEACHED FUTURE.
So it's 4 eps total for Arima Kinen?>>284136781>My mommy would never be a villain.Someone's not played through her career. She'd be super cancelled if she weren't under Tracern's protection.
>>284138669Because you look like this
>>284137972Full stitch without subs here >>284137012
>>284135924Joburi Hack...
How many episodes of Ogurin jobbing are left?
>>284138133damn...
Was never too fond of DA ZONE, but I'm actually pretty excited to see this part finally get animated
>>284139855how is she so jiggly >>2841400202 entire seasons minimum
>>284136156what the fuck she's HUGE
>>284140045>how is she so jigglyFull of horse milk.
>>284138133I think you missed this page
>>284136156holy belmilkdoes she get passed around as relief for the actual racer umas?
>>284135891Doujins write themselves
Holy shit did Dicta just casually kick a small hole into a fucking concrete wall?
>>284135567reminder umas are for lewding and nudity. hors doesn't need clothes in public.
>>284135656>hating her cute tomboy belly
Not gonna lie, Belno is sexo.
>>284140432that was true from the 1st episode
>>284136817Can we go back to this type of stuff? Like, stop talking about MUH ZONE, add some of this fun SOUL back. Where are the winning concerts, where is belno light winning. The anime is cool and all, but it's too Gray and not enough Cinderella, you know what I mean?
>>284136288>>284136301>>284136311I hate how this is only Oguri what we get in anime before CG
>>284140060she's the same size as Scarlet
>>284140074why are umas so prone to suffering
>>284136311Now that I look at it closely that IS a delicious selection of fruit
They've really cheapened what made the zone such a powerful moment. It should be an extremely rare thing, not something that you can get yourself used to entering on the regular. A miracle moment when everything else disappears and you're running alone with yourself. That's what made the first zone so spectacular. Umas interacting with other Umas in the zone is just plain wrong. The zone should be personal, not just a fucking powerup.
>>284138133This would have to be the worlds worst gut punch as a real toreina. Actual years living for some one only to realize you not only didn't really look at them but you also stole their dream and their prime. Roppei would have been kept up at night for years just wondering who much better off she would have been with another trainer.
>>284140074Do they get a happy ending?
>>284140512They really need to do another BNW-style OVA where most of the cast get to interact with each other
>>284135567My wife from another universe.
>>284140293Uma retard stronk.
>>284140074Image dimensions limited at 10000x10000>>284140714>>284140742He got better.
>>284138133I don't. I know it's unintentional but looking back they really made him look like a shit trainer who gets glazed 24/7. You can even argue that Oguri's deterioration was mostly his fault since he never did anything to fix her unique running even though as a veteran he should've seen that it would be detrimental to her in the long run, as well as making her race a fuckton of races like during the mile namek when he got easily baited by Creek's trainer's dad. Not to mention how easily he got outplayed by a 15-17 year old Obey when he should've easily seen through her keikaku from experience.
>>284139831Japan's future is safe, Sunday Silence 2 already secured it
>>284140293Umamusume are really, really fucking strong. The only reason they don't rule humanity with an iron fist is because they are A: Dumb and B: Race addicted
>>284140742The old guy? Yeah, he eventually got better.The uma? She never ran again.
>>284140293gentildonna can compress a metal sphere into nothingness with her bare hands with EASE
>>284140930Yeah, but still, he'd always think about the one he ruined.
>Belno's fat tits
>>284141036>You will never emigrate to the small, isolated Umastan, a nation ruled over by a dictator decided by racing
>>284141036Honestly, in the Uma-verse, racing probably got started due to packs of Umas chasing down cave man to drag back to their sex caves. Like something straight out of a Robert E Howard novel. Except with cute horse girls instead of ape menMan, Sword and Sorcery in the Uma world has to be phenomenal. Uma Conan...
>>284141092Sorry, Oguri is already official property of Tamamo's CROSS
>>284141147War is the dark side of umamusume. It will never ever ever be mentioned but I want to be there the day a bunch of egyptian plebs laid eyes on Hittite uma for the first time.>Polish hussar uma>mongol Golden Horde uma>Cavalry uma
>>284141216cheese?
>>284141217Uma-Black knight who goes around kidnapping innocent princes and noblemen for more than ransom
>>284141217
The Legend of Zelda is probably the Legend of Epona in Umamusume
>>284141342SEIUN NO PUT DOWN THE LANCE WE DONT DO THAT ANY MORE NO SEIUN!!!!!
>>284141216Tama chan, stop saying silly things and get back in the crib
>>284141477She shoulda had a unique debuff, 「Mother's All Seeing Eye」
NYENYENYE
>>284135982isn't zone supposed to be superfocused state or something? how the fuck she's entering it WHILE talking?
>>284135711I feel bad for the trainer, he lived through the guilt of "causing" Machan's death and then protected Gentildonna like crazy only for her to also die young
>>284141342Tell me Seiun Sky, what is best in life
>>284138543Is this representative of the ojisan audience?
Why is Tamamo, the chuddiest honse, not beating up all the other Umas?
soon
>>284141912A Super Predator exists at Tracen
>>284136311COOKING FOOD, AND BRINGING FOOD, AND EATING FOOD, THAT YOU KNOW AND EVERYBODY KNOWS - IS THE WAY TO GET THERE QUICKEST. SO TAKE MY FUCKING ADVICE PLEASE, AND EAT SIX TO TEN MEALS A DAY AND START GROWING, START GETTING THOSE RESULTS. AND STOP ASKING STUPID FUCKING QUESTIONS CAUSE WE ALL KNOW THE GODDAMN ANSWER. HOW DO I FUCKING GET BIGGER? YOU FUCKING EAT MORE!
>>284135567This will be Dicta Striker in a few years
>>284138133>i "believe" in youGET KENGAN OUT OF MY HEAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>284140610>According to Tachyon, Uma's cant help but want to run>this means Umas NEED to run, they crave running>while some Umas are fine without competition, others crave that>jobbing or removing competition makes them prone to get depression as shown by Tachyon herself.theres just so many ways they can get depressed>an uma that cant run>an uma that doesnt win>an uma that doesnt rape their trainer>an uma without rivalits too many variables
>>284142864There is a scenario in the mobile game where an Uma straight up invents ghost in the shell just so she can run and get out of a wheelchair by turning herself into a robotIt fucking works
>>284137076fwiw, CinGray is leaving heavily into the historical aspect of the setting much more than other Umamusume properties, so they probably didn't want to do anything too drastically original. And Soccer Boy is one of the big names of that time that can't just be skipped over.
>>284135711She will live forever through Uma Musume, or until the game EOS.
>>284137076>>284143245Wait, Dicta is anime original? huh.
>>284143561She's a stand in for soccer boy. They do this when they can't get the rights for an Uma important for the races/history Stay gold has one in the first season of the first anime, cause they had not securd the rights for them.Soccer Boy was one of the good horses of Oguri's era, but the owner didnt want to give Cygames permission, so Dicta Striker takes her place but is functionally just Soccer Boy with the serial number filed offAll of the international racers are the same way. Otherwise we'd have gotten BONECRUSHER in the japan cup
>>284143653You didn't type all this in 3 minutes.
>>284143674Im a very fast typer
>>284143561Soccer Boy is the real horse, but doesn't exist as a real uma (yet?), so the mangaka created Dicta Striker as a stand-in.
>sweaty BelnosI need one
>>284143653Imagine fumblingthe ball so bad your horse doesn't get immortalized in the minds of younger generations.
>>284143561>>284143653>>284143714Soccer Boy sounds too silly anyway>>284143674ong bruh, took me all of yesterday to finish my 200 word essay
>>284143776There is a umamusume called bubble gum fellow. There is one called Samson Big. There is on called Believe. Tap dance city. Win variation. I can keep going
>>284143742I mean all it takes is a single look at all the obese balding otakus and you can understand why some people don't want their horses to be associated with them
>>284143308There is so little info about Daiwa, but I guess its because of the breeding program and she's not retired yet.
>>284143820Soccer Boy still sounds sillier
>>284143833Yeah, the world is full of people who lack vision
>>284143846We know she is stupid as shit even for a horse. If her personality was accurately translated, she'd be more like Bakushin or twin turboShe was a front runner cause she was too dumb to do any other racing style. Even her Jockey said she was to stupid to do anything else
>hey lady have seen my mama?
>>284143891But front running is kino.
>>284143980Twin Turbo ran the way they did cause they were scared shitless of other horses
>>284136022>>284136156BB in Belno's clips stands for size BB.
>>284143980I remember looking up the actual race thinking the anime must have exaggerated the win, but he really did win by like 6 lengths.
Cygames hates her... they gave her (rightful) spot to some hobo...
>>284136092Admire Terra working hard to destroy Oguri's and Tama's legacy.
>>284143653>>284143742Hearing about some of the reasons for denying cygames would probably be pretty interesting. I feel like hating otaku culture doesnt seem enough anymore. Are the fans acting like how dumbfuck persona fanboys did when 5 came out?
>>284144444i've heard of people sending gore art to the jockies
>>284144444jp horse racingfans alone already dumbfuck retarded. Wayworse than otaku. They throw rocks at horses that win too much.
I was almost ready to see being weirded out by these nutjobs around her.
>>284143954they were meant for each other...
>>284144486Specifically that's why Cygames cracks down on any 18+ fanart.Seiun Skies owner, in the early days, said he was okay with and encouraged lewd fan art of sky. There was no rule against lewding the horses thenSo Subhumans drowned his inbox with Seiun Sky guro.There was now a rule against lewding the horsesAnd Cygames now has the yakuza crush the balls of anyone who lewds the horses.
>>284144587why are seiunfags like this
Why is Dicta in Arima? Didn't she lose the big 3? Even Yaeno Jobteki has a better resume.
>>284144444Actually umamusume fans, at least the ones who visit horse farms, are the only ones who actually listen, follow the rules and dont upset the horses being dumb ass tourists
>>284144587>So Subhumans drowned his inbox with Seiun Sky guro.what the fuck was the motive here
>>284144648Otaku are retarded
>>284144648seiunlet melty
>>284140998Who?
>>284144717>american pharoah
>>284144784My ancestor :)
>>284144784We were G1 winners and such
>>284144784>>284144802>>284144823kek
>>284141549Well they already change her alt's ult skill name.
>>284144616Having 2 G1s by the end of its Classic year is a pretty notable achievement, even if they didn't do well in the triple crown races.
>>284144609Its a mystery.
How would a Buena Vista anime or manga work?
>>284143846she actually is retired from breeding
>>284145819Romance anime.
>>2841458192nd person kino the entire way. Truly for (you). All yo uever see of the MC is his hands, and maybe in a few shots, some of his fringe. you get to see her smile up close. You get to watch her run in the stands. You get to see her dripping and panting as she stares up at the stars after pushing herself too hard in a late night training session, all for (you).
Dicta Striker SEX
>>284146086More like dicka stroker huehuehuehueheuehue
Why is she allowed to wear her jacket during G3 races? I thought they had to be in their regular gym clothes.
>>284146261if i pull her jacket off, will she die?
>>284144444Numbers
>>284146304No but she'll break her leg.
>>284145736>those rollsI'm a seiunlet too, didn't know I was also against literal gods
>>284146410your love has been denied
>>284145736That random /mug/ was the only funny thing here
Matikanefukukitaru
>>284146707>707Oh god. Which x-lets got cursed this time?
>>284146707AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY FUCKING CARATS!
>>284146707My Cafe pull is RUINED
>>284146707>>284147157HAHAHA I WAS JUST THINKING THAT MAYBE I WANTED TO PULL FOR AGENS DIGITAL SO IN FACT MY CARRATS IVE BEEN SAVING FOR MANHATAN CAFE ARE STILL SAFE
>>284146707>shill your favorite uma for years>4chan turns her into the face of curses
https://tannhauser.moe/Reminder to do your reps while you wait for the episode.
>>284143653>All of the international racers are the same way. Otherwise we'd have gotten BONECRUSHER in the japan cupI wonder if this could change now since Umamusume is not global phenomena
>>284147273Probably too much effort for cygames to get in touch with international horse owners. also lowers jp prestige
>>284147267wtf she doesn't say the word
>>284147292What if they contact Cygames? Also this could be like Kancole - Azur Lane situation. If they only focus on Japan horses, eventual rival focusing on more horses have better chance
Why does everyone want to fuck this retard?
>>284147380>rival umamusumeidk i never paid attention to boats, but they never had the cultural impact that umamusume has had.
>that blue balls zone sceneVillainous.
>>284146707MachikazeTannhäuser
>>284147449She is extremely intelligent and capable please understand
>>284147292They did get Montjeu proper for the main story so they weren't using the Broye OC, but unless the game does a main story covering Oguri's time, I don't think there will ever be a point where we'd get an official Pay The Butler. The ship has probably already sailed and it'd be too much money to pay for the rights on an unrollable horse.
>>284135645With me
BEHOLD
>>284147627We'll never get Pay the Butler because Obey Your Master is already more famous.
>>284147662cutest lil chud. go forth and punch mares, boy!
>>284136092On top of that there was a post race collision. I've watched a lot of older races but this is easily the craziest one I've seen.
CUTE
>>284147711>dumps excess weight>comes in first seems like the logical outcome
>>284147449Same reason guys want to breed with any other winning horse girl: Genes.
>>284147662Femoids fear her
>>284147305You just need to keep pressing more, surely she'll say it sooner or later.
leave some for the other horses you FAT FUCK
>>284147380>>284147470
>>284147748There's also the fact that a jockey-less horse makes every other jockey behind it much more cautious since they can't know that it won't do something wild like blocking or bumping in a dangerous way.
>>284147894God, at least do something cool like make it about jousting or something
>>284143833The CyGames propaganda works though. I never gave 2 hoots about horse racing and now, because of this anime horse girl franchise, I am staying up to watch these races live. Hell, when I eventually go to Japan for winter comiket (one day....) I'm gonna work the Arima Kinen into the schedule. At this point you'd have to be a fool to pass up feeding your horse into the CyGames propaganda machine.
>she sees your ____
>>284147748Speaking of dump:Danon (Symboli Kris, Spe, Maruzen lineage) also took a fat shit mid race twice which flew to the jockey behind him kek.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/a-lRSkKlZfw
>>284148077Osakan midget
>>284148077Horsedick
>>284136022I was so looking forward to this scene and they nerfed her....
>jobs to a burger>uhhhhh i'll do one last race and prove i'm the best in japan and then quitKWAB
I love hag horses
>>284148255>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T ABANDON OUR RIVALRY JUST LIKE I DID TO MARCH TO SEE YOUR DYING SURROGATE FATHER ONE LAST TIME
>got 3 mummy mommies of my pulls>1 fuji mommy>some giant horse>2 otaku midgets>wannabe latinx wrestler>now more Super Creek mommy in the anime>watches horses throw their riders in the cup last nightIt's been a good weekend.
I wish the OC umas were at least support cards ingame
>>284135567Bitches
uma CBT must be nuts
>>284147894play better games man
>>284148467>no super creek>no king halo >no seeking the pearl>no still in love>no Fuji >no maruzensky>no dumb Rudolph jokes>better game
H-HAYAI>jobbing in a training raceoguri...
>>284148533Looks like my last Oguri run.
dicta just blueballed her, what a bitch
>>284148533>Soccer Boy going all out in a friendly race
>>284148255The hardest part is trying to find narratively satisfying ways for horses that retired without incident to quit. IRL it's because the risk isn't worth it after 3ish years of racing, but in umamusume that reason doesn't exist.Tamamo is pretty middle of the road but Kitasan Black's was bad.
>>284141912How do you lose a fucking race horse?
Oguri is so fucking dumb. You could have her suck you off before a race by telling her the jizz is magical go juice.
I NEEEEEEED this soundtrack for my runshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADV_PX1Fs48
>>284141912why was he so angry?
>>284148868But her back definition
>>284148454
>>284135567my beloeved
>>284148701They are backed into a corner since they probably reserve those for those who actually got injured irl.
>>284149022this is what you hear seconds after turning the vibe on
>>284148868this is actually what kitahara was telling her
>Japan Cup won by a foreigner for the first time in 20 years AND broke the record timeOguri Crap cursed Japan ... Save us, our beloved Supreme Commander.
>>284148652Dick Striker
>>284149162That's based though. What's the point in international cups if the domestic horses win all the time?
>>284149162It's ok we will win l'Arc next year
>>284149262Do you find it... risible?When I say the name...Biggus......Dictus?
>>284148701At least CinGray doesn't try and sugarcoat it with the Dream League like S3 did.
>>284135567NTR’s dad is such a loser.
>>284149358*kkngnnghghgfffhhhknnkkhh*
>>284149262i'm over here stroking my dicta
>>284149162Admire Terra won.
>>284148701> Kitasan Black's was bad.Main anime annoyed me because how they handled Shizuka in s1
>>284149147He would never
I love Tokai Teio.
>>284148932Small peepee
>>284149660*CRACK*
Tamamo and Oguri are cute
Needs more Norn Ace.
>>284146707
>>284149780TRUEEEE
>>284149780Gay horse.
>>284136092How would they translate a horse throwing off their jockey into an uma setting?
>>284148932Horses do not handle stress well. Most accounts of Tamamo's life is he was in a pretty shitty environment for his youth and he didn't like racing either since he was in an accident. He probably grew extremely distrustful of humans and anything they wanted him to do by extension is not to be trusted
>>284149936
>>284149660I wish I’d been around on /a/ when Season 2 first aired. I'm curious what the discussion was like back then.
>>284149936>>284149966poor lil guy
>>284149926shocking violent content don't open
>>284150053I was around for S1 but not much of S2 sadlyI just remember a lot of Daiwa Cow posting
>>284150053episode 1 was quite a ride, we were all remembering the comfy lighter feel of season 1 and season 2 almost immediately opening with an injury already told us things were gonna be different this time, and despite the contrarians the finale was largely beloved, though of course the journey along the way did have its problems
>>284149780AV debut when
>>284150428Only if Oguri also participates.
>>284149913Gay horseGay horseI wanna gay horse
>>284150053We hated it and missed the fun days of S1.
>>284149780Enkou goddess
>>284150082Yes but how does Admire Tera still win after eating shit while also being disqualified?
>>284151263>retcon musumeverse to have rule that umas must voluntarily step off track after eating shit so that race doesn't get any more interference>umas keep ignoring the rule because hurrrrgofast instinct is too strong and get back up to finish race without even noticing they got DQ'd
I know they will never dig deeper into the setting. But I do wonder if there are uma mercs and stuff like that? or is everyone now just chill since umas are around and wars are not much of a thing these days?
>>284149936>>284149966>See stories like these>Unitonically think "I can fix him"Am I too far gone?
>>284151263Wardrobe malfunction.
Komi wife
>>284151441No, they're all too fixated on running. Ningen die in wars so umas can run.
>>284151441Nancy Kerrigan inspired uma sabotage
>>284151441The only expansion of umas outside of keiba they've done IIRC is just umas in other athletics which they show a little bit of in the UAF scenario mode (5 modes out from where globlel currently is), but it's still only playable umas who are actually animated doing other athletics on-screen while other non-keiba umas in the other athletics are just nameless and offscreen with the exception of the Sonon Elfie scenario NPC who's a fitness umatuber
Milk
We need an episode to motivate umas who finish in 2nd place and below (aka LOSERS)
Sex with ningen musume
>>284152215Tama-chan must feel like her adopted daughter. How kinky does their "adult time" get?
>>284135567are there male umas?
>>284152670No.
>>284152670For some really strange reason there's none cause I bet horsecock jokes would ruin the anime fast.
>>284152670no, anime is a perfect world without m*ids
>>284152670nyes except they all have bobs and vagene and can get pregnant
>>284136039>>284136058Is this where the legend dies?
>>284152740I realized something recently >no horsecock futa in Uma world This is really better world
>>284152960As far as we know
I finally decided to start watching Season 3 (currently at episode 7) and wow you guys weren't kidding this shit sucks.>No concerts>So many important races get skipped or glossed over>Random unlicensed jobber horses constantly win>Arcs that should be multiple episodes get resolved in just one>Every single race ends with AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAt least the OP is nice.
Uma are a failed species that can't even reproduce by themselves.
>>284153264>random unlicensed hors winningumad?but yeah I feel you, the best parts of the season were all the things that didn't focus on Kita's career, Golshi's announcement of Orfe and Donna encapsulates this with how the keiba fanservice overshadows the parts that were supposed to be the focus
>>284153393>"Uma are a fai-">Get raped
>>284152670Sunday silence, he's a tall, blonde, tanned amerigaijin who comes to japan, impregnates all japanese umas and ntr's all japanese men
I want to run my hand through her hair.
So, what's Tamamo's deal? It's the same bullshit that made Kitasan Black retire?
>>284144587stop spreading this liewhat happened was an uma anti threatened to make guro of seiunand the rule was in place since the first season aired
>>284148701you could tell that she broke her leg in Japan Cup
>>284148701>but Kitasan Black's was badit wasn't just bad, it was blatantly false, irl Kitasan still had a lot left in the tank and they retired him solely for stud fees
>>284149913
>>284146693/mug/ always stands out. No matter where.>>284150329The S2 threads have been my favorite Uma threads so far.
>>284151670>Komi went from dyeing her hair blonde to dyeing her hair greenI don't get it
>>284152432komi is for roppei
>>284154108>175 cmwtf she's tall
>Tamamo Cross's offspring holds the record of 2nd most consecutive losses, even more than Haru Urara
>>284152670No, thank fucking god. One of the main reason Uma is so popular is that the player (middle age office workers) do not have to roll a gacha and get cucked by a male pull, ntr by a shota, or pull a gay faggot bara.
>>284144717what are the odds of him being the sire to Almond Eye 2027 rather than kitasan or nox?
>>284154556very low
>>284138543Damn, those early drafts of ,,No, I'm not a human" characters go pretty hard.
>>284153264I liked it. Kita being a crybaby is meh, but that aside, I think the different internal conflicts presented were interesting (the OAV and Movie tell them better though).
>>284153264Coming off of season 2 that handled its side cast so incredibly well while still giving Teio a satisfying arc, season 3 has a side cast that barely gets any relevance and Kitasan cries every episode despite being nearly unstoppable.
>>284155334I also liked it, but it's also the one I like the least out of all the Uma entries (besides BNW, which I enjoyed but that's about it).
>>284135567Sure, let's introduce more literal whos I don't know fuck about and let's keep making humiliating Oguri, that's what I was here for...
>>284149162>Calandagan is a gelding Holy lel
>>284154408>sperging about a korean game out of nowherekek
Are they really going to devote 4 weeks to the Arima Kinen? The whole point of the slowed schedule was to line up the Arima Kinens, yet they're teasing it like next episode is the race.
>>284153623It's one of these things that should happen way more often
Does Oguri wear a thong in the anime
>>284157495https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amApnS_6lrsYes
>>284157563Thankee sai
>>284157467The whole point is to give you codes for the gacha game or something like that.
>>284157495I need a fat belly version of Oguri before I can seriously consider a purchase.
>>284148017I unironically want to see more horse based sports Uma spinoffs. Imagine we got a Polo spinoff that's literally just field hockey with horse girls
>>284158757Imagine how fucking cracked uma football would be.
>>284158757UMMA
>>284136941Goodnight strong princess.
>>2841574673 episodes. Granted, 9 chapters for 3 episodes is still a lot of stretching.
>>2841583634u https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAwZVaUQAyw
