Up yours!
>>284205363
>>284205363CHEEEEEEEEEEEN!
>>284205363You're here!You little rascal.
>>284205363This thread won't survive for much longer. But before it dies, I wanted to post this new and fresh Chen art that Bkub posted a few days ago. He hasn't forgotten about the little rascal.
>>284207193How Charming!
>>284207834Good post from a good anon.
>>284207193Jannies are asleep at the wheel
>>284205363what u wanna finger my ass?
McDonald's sent you, didn't they?
>>284205363up my what?????
poasting in the cheeeeen thred
>>284205363Words hurt you know.
>>284208032>implying you have an ass
>>284211580Fuck, he's onto us. Hide your cheezborgorz.
>>284212852https://x.com/McDonaldsJapan/status/1996036666973200534
>>284207193Is this...real?
>>284207193A fate worse than honk
>>284214091Yeah, it's from Bkub's xitter account. Certified real Chen.
>>284214699And no one can escape.
my best chens
>>284207193Cool, I found it.>>284214699Honk has evolved. Don't insult the pride of Honkland.
Thank you Chen poster. Today will be a chentastic day.
>>284207969
>chen thread
>>284216872
Night /a/ is back!/a/ is healing!That's awesome Chen!
This thread is off-topic!
this is just a yukari bullying comic
>>284217904Sorry, popukos are not allowed here. Only Chen and Chen accessories.>>284217991Always has been.
>>284217991
>>284218665I blame the mouse.
>>284207193>Yukari in the hag robe Cute
Going back to Page 1.
>>284217991And?
>>284221354H-Hayai!
>>284205363https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F80JdedNC4
Saving Chen from death
Tkins.
Hands in the air, this is a stick up. No funny business!
>>284214091>>284214728bkub hasn't dropped 2hu after all.
>>284229838>almost 15 years agoWhen will he return to America?
>>284230377Never. Not after that... incident.
>>284207193>bkub found the cat AI sloppa
A Chen thread a day keeps ______ away
>>284231250cute!
One of my personal favorites
>>284232694fake niggas
>>284215011Hehehe. This one made me giggle.
>Thread still hereHuh.
>>284241114Tits too big.
>>284217991deserved
>>284239443What emotion does the face convey?
>>284243704That's awesome, Chen!
>>284244205
>>284244205right to left, top to bottom>satisfaction/relief>chen>contentment>chen>comfort/happiness>happiness>chen>chen>chen>anxiety/desperation>chen
>>284245137Is "chen" the only emotion that Chen can display?
>>284245474See>>284244833
>>284246312It all makes sense now.
>>284235605
Chen honking her way all the way to page 1.
For me it's Shikieki
Autism to autism communication.
>>284253692How does she rank in strength canonically?
>>284253357fukkin saved
>>284258195Strongest in Gensokyo. But less strong than the Moon Nazis and Hecca is the strongest of all.
>>284261266Even than Yukari?
>>284253692same
>>284265465/jp/ visiting /a/ circa 2025 colorized and animated
I thought you guys were gone for good this time!
>>284253692>LOOK AT THE EARTH-SLICKER AND HER FANCY GENSOKYAN DRESSWhat did they mean by this?
Nice chen thread
>>284268233Look at her go!
>>284268233Unstoppable.
>>284269817Honk honk daze
>>284269817>FUTA FUTA FUTA FUTA FUTA FUTA FUTAAA
>>284272247
>>284272274
>>284272297
>>284272332
>>284272359
>>284272274all cats rook same
Utsuho, my beloved.https://youtu.be/tp1_V6LrWOs?si=ftgmOIXZ3EEGXcF4
>>284272517
>>284273969touhou has an anime?
>>284274238Yes. But no. But also yes. It's complicated. Go ask Ufotable.
>>284273960Sora is cute.
>>284276803Little bizarre to see when your only exposure to this stuff is bkub manga.
Blazing Saddles is such a fun movie. The jews just don't make them like that anymore.
i cannot allow this thread to die
>>284274238Multiple fanmade ones, but nothing official. Touhou however does have official manga.
>>284229838American Burgers don't look like they do in Japanese ads at all, dunno where they got this from, seems to be kinda of an "Americans eat KFC only every Christmas, nothing else" sort of marketing deal again
Chen!
>>284275399
>>284272332>>284272359CHEEEEEEEN
>>284263196Yukari isn't even that powerful compared to some of the heaviest hitters. Just conniving (and the only one that takes her job as a Sage seriously).
>>284284976>compared to some of the heaviest hitters.Yukari’s got some saggy, heavy hitters alright
>>284286316And that's a good thing!
>>284286316Cute 17 year old.
Chen is so fucking annoying I hate that little bugger so much
>>284286446>>284286408Are these the same character
>>284288632Yes but only one is a canon appearance.
Why is this thread still up?
>>284286446Eternal 17 year olds are powerful.
>>284291138Because real believers never give up
There's a cat
Drink up
>>284291138Merely to piss faggots like you off.
Chen is good at football
>>284296288
>>284296310
>>284296337
>>284296358
>>284296377
>>284296399
>>284296427
>>284294793THAT'S AWESOME CHEN
>>284292322I think Chen and Courage would get along well. They both are full of love and don't afraid of anything.
>>284297427Truly. Love & Peace are the best things to fight for.
>>284297427Chen is not actually a nice person.
>>284298310And Courage isn't all that cowardly.
>>284296358Tewi looks like a badass.
>>284294793What about golfball
CHEN!
>>284301142She has killed her own creator.
>>284243704Am i crazy or do her arms look weirdly long?
>>284253692https://youtu.be/FU-VSGr0MnM?si=mEOMb30iqBDC0ovY
>>284238845this one is so cute
>>284239434>underestimating chenRookie mistake.
>>284296446Yukari...
>>284296446I like Yukari
DON'T OPEN OR ELSE
>>284311073*blargh*
>>284296427How many human men did the sleep with?
CHEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNN!!!
>>284311073*MATRIX DODGED*
>>284309749I'm still surprised. Chen threads usually survive for 24 hours at most.
>>284316508Do the youkai celebrate Christmas?
>>284314299Once in a while one picks up and goes all the way.
>>284318112aw fuck this isn't chen
>>284207193CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!
>>284214859Is this real?
>>284214883>Ran in spats
>>284215011>Nekomata like to lick oilLorefags explain this
>>284215052SEX
>>284217991Good!
>>284235096I like how Reimu is the bully in these comics
>>284244833>>284245137Chen
>>284272332CHEEEEEEEEEEEN!
>>284273969>>284276803MoP gave us so many great Yakumo moments.
>>284288958Explain lolikari to me
>>284294793
>>284296427I fucking love delinquent RanIt's funny because the newhu Yuuma made this canon
>>284318734
>>284321419Nice
Anyone got the one with Chen's shikigami?
>>284321506??
>>284321565Thanks
chen
>>284214859tf happened here
>>284323023She has Orin's powers
>>284319313She obviously deages after hibernation.
>>284207193Very cute!
>>284328827PLAPMEAT
The evil has been contained
>>284330218FREE MY NIGGA CHEN
>>284215052NEEDS MORE WEIGHT
>>284330218I wish I had my own Chen fumo. Chumo, for short.
>>284215052>>284286408Sad hag? Sag
>>284332761Don't shorten it.
>>284332034> GARL
>>284334599Reminds me of mushishi
>>284207193That was the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life.
>>284212747
>>284229838ahhh I read it the wrong way
>>284334830Chen threadChen boardChen site
I have a confession to make. It took a long time to realize that Chen was originally a character from Touhou. For the longest time I only knew her as the "honk honk girl" and I thought it was a Bkub original character because I didn't know any better. I'm sorry. Right after learning where she came from I decided to play Touhou 7 and I liked it. Then I became a 2hu fan and now I'm here.
>>284335971>For the longest time I only knew her as the "honk honk girl"CUTE
>>284336118And there's more. One time I called her "Honk-chan" on a thread and someone corrected me. "It's not chan, it's Chen". And that's how I learned her name and her Touhou origins.
>>284335971If you substitute Chen and bkub with any Touhou character and fanwork, I'm certain that describes at least 90% of Touhou fans' entry into the series
>>284336399Cute anon
>>284335971that's awesome
>>284335971You sound like a character in a Bkub doujin, which is cute.
>>284284976I guess I misunderstood. I thought her boundary stuff was pretty top tier.
>>284335971Did you got a 1cc?
>>284341566>Did you got a 1cc?Why yes, of course. But not on Touhou 7. The only game that I managed to 1cc'd so far is Touhou 8. I'm not a very good 2hu player.
>>284342525Good jobYou should try to 1cc 7 too, it's not that hard compared to 8
>>284342649>not that hard compared to 8I don't know what to tell you, I've always found 8 much easier than 7. Maybe because I keep trying to clear PCB with Sakuya, is it easier with Raymoo or the witch of theft?
>>284342468actually an achondroplastic dwarfhonestly less creepy than using a kid as a prop honestly.
>>284342887Sakuya B is the easiest shot in the game
>>284342982And all this time I've been trying with Sakuya A. Time to listen to your advice, I'll try with B next time.
>>284205363eww AI
>>284343156Good luck
>>284343252The funny part is that its use is part of the plot
>>284343605>absorbs AI impurity flooding the moon>turns into a crazy conspiracy nutSuch a funny character
I like chen chen a lot more than touhou chen. I think she encapsulates the whimsical nature of a cat a lot better.
>>284344306Who is Chen Chen?
>>284344406Chen!
>>284345191That's awesome Chen
Chen, do that thing again!
Enough about Chen let's talk about everyone's favorite sage, the most beautiful and elegant youkai in Gensokyo, Yukari Yakumo!
>>284346473I love Yukari! She's very beautiful despite her old age!
>>284346616
I guess this is the thread.
>>284346640Haha Yukari sama is really funny!
>maintenance You couldn't do that during the night faggots?
>>284346788but it is the night
Chen did it
>>284347014That little rascal!
>>284316508Santen
>>284347014She chewed on wires
We're so back.
Chen is a fucking piece of shit for doing this
>>284346788Without our seafriends, this site is dead
>>284347034I thought Nazrin did that
jannies tongue my anus
>>284346678I thought you were gone for real
>>284346678They deleted the tenko threads....
>>284347304We can never be gone.We live like parasites after all.
>>284347361I made one and it got deleted. I demand the blood of the mod that made me cry.
>>284347369>>284347424TENKO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>284348606I like the mecha gag
>>284311073THEY’RE EVERYWHERE. I’M LOOKING AT CHENS OVER I-95
>>284350934And you're telling me this tiny cat is supposed to be a fearsome youkai?
>>284350934ni hao nyan
>>284351065
>>284352435Truly terrifying...
>>284353278
Chen
>>284353535AIEEEEEEEEE! IT'S CHEN!
>>284354104GOT YO ASS NOW
>>284335971You are damned now by your forbidden knowledge. It isn't too late, you could save yourself from this fate by getting gainful employment and never coming back here.
ENTER
helo, cheezed to meet you
>>284356261Eggcellent evening
>>284356261
>>284358071I want to send Nazrin cheese images everyday
>>284358434
>>284360491This was already posted at the beggining of the thread you baka.
>>284360548
>>284360587Don't worry I forgive you.
>>284359349Where are her eyes?
>>284360867Mice don't need eyes to eat all your cheese.
Chen needs to answer for her crimes
>>284362824I don't think she ever will.
>>284361544
>>284363154Delete this
To this day, I can't tell if bkub is a comedy genius or an absolute hack. I may never know for sure.
>>284363455A little bit of both. Some of his jokes are funny, but then you have many others that leave you scratching your head and wondering what the fuck was the punchline there.
I've been seeing chen on the catalog flipping off various threads for days on end. Up yours! Chen.
>>284363770Japanese humor, if you will
>>284363455Can't really tell you myself, I was too busy thinking about Hellshake Yano.
>>284364487He is pretty dashing
Why haven't you made a Chen with your Yukari?
>>284366532Because I want to make one with Ran
>>284366285Oh shit, forbidden knowledge... First time I see him
>>284366285He looks so young wtf
>>284365834I HATE BKUB
>>284368114LAZY FAT YUKARI
>>284369658I want to grab Yukari's love handles
>>284370129She might kiss you with her granny lips if you try that
>>284370676The horror
>walking through the human village>see thiswhat do
>>284372713Do that thing you do with your cats, you pet the base of her tail
>>284372713I’ll rub poison ivy on her skin and she won’t be able to itch it
>>284372878But she can’t arch her back and press her rump to you in that position. That’s what my cat does at least
>>284373255Then I will steal her shoes
>>284372713Turn 360° and walk away.
>>284276803Cute Chen feet
>>284375207THAT'S what got your eye?
>>284366285It's him!
>>284366070I didn't think they'd make that
>>284207193>This thread won't survive for much longerSo about that
>>284284976i cannot abide this slight against my wifeguiding the animal living at the hakurei shrine is very important and a job she takes very seriously
>>284381320I was wrong, I'm sorry. Should have trusted the power of Chen and the loyalty of her followers.
>>284376494
>>284383344Torpedo Chen.
Hey
>>284383344Getting a feel of that flat chest
Choose one>Date Ran>Chen is now your daughter >Yukari is now your Mother>Date Yukari>Ran is now your daughter>Chen is now your grandaughter>Date Chen>Ran is now your mother>Yukari is now your granny
>>284385250Can I date Chen and Yukari at the same time?
>>284385550No
>>284385250The big boobed one
>>284386341That's all of them
>>284385250>sharing a house with yukarinot worth it
>>284385250Dating Ran all the way. I’ll get her pregnant so Chen has some siblings
>>284386749Look at her, how can she do any harm?
>>284387796Imagine the worst kind of wine aunt but this one can gap you in front of a train when you get on her bad side.
>>284387918Lies and slander
Making fun of Yukari doesn't make you cool. In fact, it make you UNcool!
>>284387918If these hags invited you over to sit with them would you oblige?
>>284388184>implying you have a choice
>>284388052One thing for sure, it doesn't make her any younger!
>>284388326Kek
>>284387918
I love this little kat like u wouldn't believe
>>284389872She would probably kill you
>>284205363Oldfags assemble
>>284393693Unfortunately, I'm not an oldfag by 4chan standards. I'm just old.
>>284393693Hi.
>>284393693I'm not old, I'm only 29.
>>284382378Kasen was supposed to look after the animals, not have sex with them! Terrible Sage.
>>284395586I accept the cat.
>>284395586>there are unironically people who willingly admit they are great grand uncs level old on the internetSad.
>>284243704Dance along everyone!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzWv00NFyNI
>>284396271She only has sex with human males
I might as well ask this. Is it worth it to get into Touhou? I know it's basically the father of Japanese pop culture with how many variances and fan content that was made from it.How about the games themselves? It's practically bullet hell games, is there a definitive playing list?
>>284396708How do you think she befriends all those animals? It isn't because of her personality.
>>284396757You are missing out a lot of fun.Pick up a game, try to beat it, read the manga, watch some old niconico or yt videos, then repeatThe porn is amazing too.
>>284396757Play Imperishable Night, Perfect Cherry Blossom or Wily Beast and Weakest Creature and decide if you like bullet hells. But as for getting into Touhou? The games are not the entryway. The games have almost no plot, they are just two portraits shit talking at each other. Read some of the manga to get into the world, the games are almost entirely optional.
>>284396869I know the old Touhous YT videos from way back then and the music videos too. I just never got into it>spoilerIt is absolutely amazing. It honestly has one of the best porn doujinshi in history. Hence, why I'm curious about the actual series.>>284396936>Read some of the manga to get into the worldWhat is the best lore/worldbuilding manga to read? Or the practically the list of what you need to read to know Touhou.I know there is a ton and ton of manga, its just so many. Which ones are the must read? I just want to know specific characters.
>>284397081You already have some knowledge about the series so you have already put a foot on the door, you don't really get to see everything by reading a couple of things, you have to see more.
>>284397081https://mangadex.org/title/18ef1e92-f574-4c8c-99af-555e44ba418e/touhou-ibara-kasen-wild-and-horned-hermitStart with the pink haired sex hermit.
>>284397081Read the manga in release order
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNN
>>284395586But are you still on track for finishing your wizard studies?
>>2843969368 Bankis at this party wow!>>284397232there's never a reason not to do it this way. very doubtful you're going to understand all the characters and their motivations if you pick and choose which official releases to read and only read them once. it's not like there's a ton of them anyways.
>>284284976So the others only lose because they're dumb?
>>284399305Define lose.
>>284398595Akyuu hates fairies, they steal all the human males!
>>284398301Yes
>>284393693
>>284401190GUNTANK WOO WOO
>tfw never played any touhou games, and all my knowledge of the characters is from silly memes, comics and old flash animations
Why does Chen have two tails?
>>284404512She inherited that gene
>bkub is married and has a daughterThey mentioned it on Wasyagana, I can't recall it but she had a silly kirakira name.
>>284366285Thanks Mr Skeletal.
>>284401095Too many Chens.
>>284403404The actual games have like 100 lines of dialogue total so most of the depth does come from other fans words or total shitposts that everyone just sorta agreed fits.I was in the same boat as you for a while but I played some of the games, and spinoffs other devs made, and didn't feel like I had gotten any misconceptions about things.
>>284205363... woke moralist
That's awesome Chen.
>>284381320Anon forgot that /a/ is fucking slow as shit these days and 4chins is dying.
>>284407516RAAAAAAAAN!CHEN IS PLAYING ALICE AGAIN!
>>284407554Playing Alice?
>>284205363Mine?
>>284408720So you don't know
>>284408964The only thing I know about Alice is that the Touhou fanbase likes to joke about her being a lesbian in love with Marisa.
>>284409381
>>284409500
>>284407516>ENF with navelextremely based
>>284409604It's Alice
>>284409660I still don't understand what kind of game "Alice" is, and why Chen needs to be half-naked to play it.
>>284409761Alice it's kind of a weird girl anon, you can figure the rest yourself.
>>284409850>breaks the economy
>>284409864
>>284409850Easiest way to piss off Reimu
>>284409850Tewi is the worst kind of lolibaba
>>284411023The perfect kind you mean
>>284411023Wait, how old is Tewi?
>>284412410Older than Yukari and Gensokyo
>>284412486>Older than YukariIs such a thing even possible?
>>284412674Yes, tewi is awesome
>>284415447Nazrin eye
>>284409634Whats ENF?
>>284416347Extremely nebulous furball.
>>284416708
>>284416347Extraordinarily nuanced feline.
>>284417983Chen the Sigmillionaire
>>284412562>has two pairs>mistakes the 9 for a 6>thinks she has a full houseThere's a lot of layers to this yonkoma, wow.
>>284418346Chen cosplaying as Shou
>>284417983
>>284419876Her greed knows no bounds
>>284413941>>284409864
>>284422752Does Tewi hate yuri?
>>284422998Who doesn't?
>>284424554It's so hot in Australia right now holy shit and we have one really shitty wall mounted airconditioner at the other end of the house this heat it suffering
>>284424577Does the AC blow air upside down?
>>284418346Commando Chen
>>284424577My AC just straight up doesn't work at the moment for some reason so I'm having to rely on a dingy pedestal fan
>>284411023Which is the best kind.
>>284424554Me in Europe
>>284425717We're reaching levels of smugness that shouldn't even be possible.
>>284425199Chen going commando"
>>284428816do not lewd the cat
We had a thread where we all colored an image of Chen and I have no idea what happened to the image I posted. It was a fun thread though.
>>284429684YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
>>284429684Okay, fine. I will lewd the rabbit instead.
>>284430569Forgot to attach picture like the huge baka that I am.
>>284430580>bloomerspatrician
>>284205363You little shit
https://youtu.be/gs-LUmDhZpw
cat or mouse?
Chen's best friend and her cousin
>>284423147It’s unusual to see in something Touhou related
>>284432080Cat. I don't like mice. They eat my corn.
>>284432923The "all touhous are lesbians" is a joke
>>284432875Post THAT gif
>>284435561
>>284435880WAIT NOT THAT ONE
>>284435880Thanks for your service.
