Volume 39Itachi Pursuit MissionChapter 353: The Akatsuki Assembles...!!Previous chapter: >>284441153Start: https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/a.desu.meta/subject/Daily%20Naruto%20Chapter/filter/text/page/8/
>>284466108Will we pretend to care about Roshi the same way we pretended to care about Yugito?
>>284466152Him getting effortlessly taken out offscreen is definitely stupid and idk why Kishi felt the need to add the humiliation ritual of having Kisame solo him.
>another useless village of jobbers where 2 people can enter and kidnap their most important weaponbravo kishimoto
>>284466108>Another Jinchuuriki offscreened.You'd really think Kishimoto would focus on Naruto wanting to protect these people since they're supposed to be in the same position as him, but I guess that would've gotten in the way of his Shikawank and his constant Uchihawank.
>>284466215>Deidara catching flack for not capturing Naruto when that wasn't his goal, he only had one arm and no ammo and there was a whole squad protecting him
>>284466292>but...But the guys just pointlessly killed them instead.
>>284466275Kishimoto decided to just shit on Deidara really hard this chapter for some fucking reason despite the motherfucker being solo responsible for two capture bijuu so far.
>>284466235Itachi doesn't have the signature lines on his face here.
>>284466215I like how this implies none of the other villages give a single fuck if their jinchurikis get killed.
>>284466219>humiliation ritual of having Kisame solo him.Kisame is stronger than any of the jinchuuriki right now, including Bee. >>284466228Only Naruto, Gaara, and Bee actually live in their villages at this point. And of them Naruto only recently got back while Bee trains outside the village.
>>284466292But, they kinda ignore my standing orders...
>>284466215>talking about how they have to be careful about riling up the villages and their alliances right after showing they caught another high level jinchuriki effortlessly without caring about any of those thingsCognitive dissonance.
>>284466340the nuclear analogy loses all meaning
>>284466292>>284466337>any Akatsuki member being interrogated will doYou literally have Hidan who's still alive buried in the Nara forest you fucking retards, goddamn.
>>284466340Only Naruto and Killer B getting snatched would cause an uproar due to their nepotism connections.
>>284466367>Kisame is stronger than any of the jinchuuriki right now, including BeeWell, fully trained jinchuriki SHOULD have been really strong and require team work even from strong akatsuki members, that's the whole reason they work in pairs.>Only Naruto, Gaara, and Bee actually live in their villages at this pointWhy wouldn't Yugito or any of the other jinchuriki live in their village?
>>284466371Has anyone in these threads actually read the manga? The tailed beasts aren't a nuclear analogy, Hashirama gave them out as a gesture of goodwill. Nagato's plan is a nuclear analogy with literal mutally assured distruction because he wants to hand out reusable weapons to every country.
>>284466399Shikamaru refuses to take orders from Tsunade after Asuma's death
>>284466215Them attacking and capturing Suna's Jinchuuriki Kazekage should've already put the organization on every village's list.
>>284466367well yeahkisame is a hard counter to the very rules of the setting
>>284466100>Itachi, we are leaving
>>284466292What kind of leader lets a blond jew boy a perverted old geezer and 15 year old med student do her own decision thinking.
>>284466451And then Guy is made a hard counter specifically to him, so he can lose in an underwhelming manner
>>284466140>handle elderly with care>meanwhile, back on the night of Uchiha massacre:
>>284466366If the Yondaime cares about his comrades so much, why doesn't he just send Zetsu to retrieve Hidan's body parts? The story seriously forgot about the fact that Hidan is still alive right away, holy fuck.
>>284466484yeah
>>284466466>Pain giving this much attention to the jobber squad>meanwhile jinchuriki are just casually captured
>>284466140>kisame solo'd a guy who made minato and jiraya run away in fearWhat the FUCK?????
>>284466446Wait, I just reread this page. Itachi is 21 in Part 2. Meaning Oro got BTFO by an 11 year old Itachi who by timeline doesn't start the massacre until he's 13-14, right?
>>284466466Karinsisters, Akatsuki doesn't consider us a threat...
>>284466514>kid minato>Jobraiya>Backed by another perfect jinchuriki
>>284466446What was Deidara's beef with Orochimaru
>>284466533She's a woman...
Also, gassing up Suigetsu like this doesn't work when a chapter prior you made him look like a complete bitch to glaze Sasuke.
>>284466515>being the reincarnation of a guy who was still alive at the timeIs thus the translation or does Kishimoto have no idea what reincarnation means?
>>284466484>underwhelmingHirudora vaporized Madara's susanoo, it's pretty impressive Kisame wasn't blended by it. >>284466431>Why wouldn't Yugito or any of the other jinchuriki live in their village?Mistreatment and/or training. Except Fuu, we don't know about her except for the anime filler where she got jumped at a chunin exam.
>>284466556If they had an actual fight where Sasuke had to think to defeat him and earn his loyalty, it would've been nice. >inb4 shillfic
>>284466569>thus*this
>>284466515Don't question the Naruto timeline you'll go insane.
>>284466570Yugito specifically mentions her village together with her name, wears her forehead protector normally, the databook lists "enemies of the village" as her people she would like to fight and there's even like 2 times Kumo ninjas acknowledge her existence.
>>284466515>>284466604kishi really needed to keep everything vague
>>284466644sorry ass old man
>>284466549Maybe he was an experiment? Would explain his mouth hands
>>284466604Kishimoto genuinely forgets how small the timeline is and thinks it's longer and seems to also forget the ages of the characters.
>>284466366>That cellIt's simply sad how little Kishi cares for Sakura (the one who actually killed Sasori of that group), where this, a mission of another cell where Naruto helped but Sakura (and Sai) weren't there is still said to be of Naruto's cell.
>>284466703sasori killed sasori
>>284466677Goddamn digits. But no his hands are a forbidden jutsu from the stone village.
>>284466511>be careful of that random jobber who collects swords>that perfect jinchuriki? yeah no problem, you can solo him kisame
>>284466533>>284466466EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM. We take Karin respect where we can.
>>284466703Bro, Naruto was even given the credit for defeating Hidan and Kakuzu when Shikamaru was the one who took down Hidan. Naruto and Hidan never even met.
>>284466488Hidan was disrespectful to everyone and pretty much made up some ninja holiday to get out of work. Sasori and Deidara can do the schizo banter better.
>>284466745I kneel.
>>284466569Last chapter we had time paradox flashback Kimimaro also saying he thought of Sasuke as his own reincarnation. I'd pin this on Kishimoto.
>>284466770what was hidan going to do?stab him?naruto's been stabbing himself to prove a point since he was 12
>>284466466>Pain knows of Suigetsu and KarinI don't know if it's more absurd him already knowing specifically who Sasuke teamed up with after killing Oro or him knowing them at all, Seriously did Oro brag about Jugo with them? And how would they know how strong they are anyway they should have been kids when Oro was with Akatsuki.Also sad/funny how Karin is completely ignored, after he said each and every one of them was troublesome, you would think this would be a good moment to tease Uzumaki BS if anything was planned.
>>284466770Kinda funny to imagine Naruto never doing anything, while his friends keep killing Akatsuki members and Pain being like "damn, this jinchuriki keeps taking us down".
>>284466739Kishi is really trying to convince readers that the last chapters weren't a waste and that these new characters Sasuke gathered are a big deal even though their sole purpose is being human shields for Sasuke and nothing else.
>>284466819Nagato isn't even aware he is an Uzumaki.>>284466820to be fair, you would assume it's him and not his fodder ass friends
>>284466556Thank you OP.Slightly better than the previous chapter, because at least it wasn't Jugo's "lore", but still trash.
>>284466366Ok so naruto is now kage level jeez kishi what a load of bullcrap.
>>284466515>here's that 10 year old kid i was telling you about
>>284466770Just like he was given the credit for killing Sasori right in front of Sakura.
>>284466854>Nagato isn't even aware he is an Uzumaki.I know, but it cost nothing to change it a bit so he can give some foreshadowing to the blatant retcons.
I love Naruto
>>284466819Nagato got information from Sasori and Kabuto. That's how Pein knows everything. I guess Danzo uses the Sharigan to send propaganda since nobody would by Hidan getting beaten by a bunch of deer
>>284466893the stress aged him several years>>284466920you think kishi knew what he was going to write?
>>284466108Master Roshi nooooo!
>>284466854>Obito and Kabuto knowing that Nagato is an Uzumaki but not Nagato himselfAbsurdity and he wasn't a toddler when his parents died he was old enough to know his family name.
Nagato is probably like "Of course the Jinchuuriki who was trained by the same Sannin who trained me can defeat all the members of our organization!"
>>284466292Maybe the severed immortal head would be a good subject for interrogation? No? Can't go into the forest? Okay I'm excited for next product.
>>284467002that's just them being racist and assuming everyone with red hair is an uzumaki
>>284466819Orochimaru can use art of the zombie and summon Madara destroying the facade. Nagato has well founded fear of Orochimaru because he wanted to kill him, Nagato, and Konan
See ya tomorrow, anons.
>>284466108>>284466100Oh so that's why he had sharingan active last chapter, they were dealing with a jinchurki and it was a safety precaution
>>284467042He's too dangerous>I'll bite your legs off
>>284467088nahit's the only way he can see anything anymore
>>284467002His mom was an Uzumaki and if he had a last name it would be from his non-Uzumaki father and we don't know if his mom ever even disclosed that she was an Uzumaki.
>>284467082Thanks for the chapter bro
>>284466108
>>284466140...We're leaving.
>>284467099
Since we'll probably end up talking about Roshi a lot in this thread, just a reminder that just because they were able to manifest and fire off Bijuudamas in the Minato oneshot doesn't mean they were perfect Jinchurikis. They were likely able to physically overpower their bijuu and steal their chakra just like how Naruto did during the war arc. They just didn't get their own versions of kcm1 because they aren't the main characters. Also in chapter 572, we get to see Roshi and Son talk for a bit, and in that conversation, we can clearly infer that both Roshi and Son didn't have the best relationship because Roshi was a hardass who refused to befriend Son Goku
>>284466624Most jinchurikis wear their village's forehead protectors, even though most of them were supposed to be mistreated.
was utakata the only rogue jinchuriki?
>>284466196So either Pain didn’t know beforehand when he ordered Itachi and Kisame to catch Naruto or lied to Kisame about being ordered to catch Naruto and didn’t question why Pain didn’t telepathically tell him directly and either way Obito went after Kurama first.
>>284466100>never really watched or read naruto.>But i do like memes >and i am a homosexual faggot.Hey SASUKE, How bout we settle down and hit the hay.
>>284466703Sakura doesn't like fighting the Akatsuki because they have no emotions and hold a weird conversation.
>>284467153>because they aren't the main charactersI mean if meta arguments count you can just say he obviously wasn't a perfect jinchuriki because Kishi just drew whatever in the one-shot without thinking.
>>284466884>>284466366mental that colored version is just black shadows standing in the blackest nigger ass coal mine talking to each other like some looney toons pairs of eyes on black background while the b&w version at least looks like it took some effort to draw
>>284467227many such cases>>284467200kill yourself
>>284467198Akatsuki was completely different during that time. Most of them were made up of monsters, and they apparently wanted Naruto's power (not kill him), and there were no Bijuu.
>>284466366Normally I'd complain about Naruto's team getting all the praises for killing 2 Akatsuki members but I'm sick to death of Shikawank so I'll allow it. (also I'm legitimately surprised Kishi didn't make the Akatsuki glaze Shikamaru's 200 IQ as well for being able to take out Hidan)
>>284467198Jiraya can counter anything the Akatsuki throws at him trivializing Part II with toad magic, the Rasengan
>>284467197Probably most of them still lived in their villages then.Kishis writing around jinchuriki is just overall unhinged schizophrenia with no sense or reason to it.
>>284466100I just realized, the was Kisame originally green?
>>284466392I wonder what was running through Leader’s mind. >Why did he want to act like a retard again?
>>284467250Shikamaru's arc flopped.
>>284467153Kishi didn’t put any care into these characters. They job offscreen because that’s their purpose. Only Kurama and maybe 8th matter.
>>284467276Itachi is a great magician.
>>284467250>>284467292>>284467292CIIIIIIIIIIIRCLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>>284467227how do you depict some secret organization of transparent bodies in a dark cave ?? in b&w you can't put black ink because the readers can't see shit on the toilet paper magazine from shonen jump
>>284467153Kisame tanked that Biju Bomb btw.
>No sandnegress gfAll those thrown shurikens, and for what?
>>284467365His shark bomb would have eaten it and grown stronger, yeah.
>>284467376Who's that?
>>284466483Maybe the 2 elders are right..?
PLEASE LIKE SUIGETSU AND JUGO! ONE IS THE NEW ZABUZA AND THE OTHER IS A BIPOLAR SCHIZO!
>>284467395gaara's harem member (filler only)
HE'S LIKE KIMIMARO... REMEMBER KIMIMARO?? HE UHHH HE HAD FRIENDS NOW
>>284467316this makes no sense
>>284467395Nameless sand ninja no. 347To think they have the nerve to complain about "being poor" "having no natural resources" or "food scarce" when you have generics like THAT walking around
>>284467446>>284467471Damn, you can not suffer in Sunagakure.
>>284466399the deer ghosts won't allow anyone to excavate the whole because something something prease undelstando
>>284467247I’m just trying to figure out the reason for adding the line about Kurama needing to be sealed last when Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, Sasori, Hidan and Kakuzu have all been encouraged to go after Naruto so far. If it’s just an excuse as to why more Akatsuki members aren’t hunting Naruto right now then it feels pointless given the Pain invasion isn’t that far off and the other jinchuriki are getting caught fast anyways.
>>284466483An alcoholic gambling addict leader
>>284467400Why Shizune turn glowie spy for the elders?
>>284467506because if naruto gets a handle on the strongest bijuu, they're fucked
>>284467501I still laugh when I think about how Hidan didn't care about being in pieces and buried in a hole, but shen Shika told him about the deer he was shook.
Reminder that a month IRL was spent just on Jugo's chapters. Imagine bouncing from Tenchi Bridge, to Circles, to this as a weekly reader. Surely the goodwill from Land of Waves and the Chunnin Exams had to run out eventually? Surely?
>>284467518Need me a plain jane glowie wife
>>284467518Tsunade gambles lives too much and Shizune see's how Tsunade always loses, Shizune was desperate for more reasonable decision makers
>>284467509>>284467400>>284466483Meanwhile back at the village the hokage is hard at work to provide her people the best resources and domestic safe space.
>>284467543There was also Golden Week after the previous chapter came out. So people had to wait an extra week for this one, lol.
>>284467543this came out in 2007 when Shippuden was starting to air on TV after 100 episodes of filler. people were happy man
>>284466100Why kishi why jobber why ????
>>284467604Here's your domestic safe space
>>284467518Kishimoto probably entertained the idea that he could flip Tsunade making decisions with her vagina to 'actually allied or blackmailed by the enemy' explaining the insanity of her tenure. Of course not following through on the suspicions just makes Shizune look bad.
>>284467651>Naruto Part I anime just finished going through its infamous filler hell.>The Naruto manga's timeskip only NOW starts picking up.I know things were different and more simple back then, but it sounds grim as hell to hear to hear now.
>>284466533Sadly we got like 10 pages of akatsuki yap here and I think Konans the only one who never got focus in this convo
>>284466366GODkashi and the restwhat tier is kakashi anyway?
>>284467518This honestly would've added interesting tension and for Shizune's character if she was more pragmatic towards Naruto's situation with Akatsuki.
>>284466514Jinchuriki and Akatsuki get huge debuff/buff when offscreen.Jiraiya was onscreen.
>>284467765I don't think Konan has spoke a single time in these chapters..
>>284466169This dialogue feels incredibly "fake" and meaningless. They're not really saying anything, much less things they'd normally say in their situation.
>>284467765>>284467819Konan would have interjected with "I heard there is a strong kunoichi in that cell"and then someone chuckles mysogynistically.
Dan (and no one else) fucked this?
>>284467530All the more reason to capture naruto immediately and not give him any more time to master biju chakra and get his stupid super sayian form.
>>284466215Fucking bullshit, again.
>>284467875Naruto could have.They would make the strongest children
>>284467446>(filler only)Doesn't she actually show up in the manga at some point?
>>284467604>Were is thats naruto ill show him im not that old woman and i still gotzz itzz
>>284467864Stop that laughter, we respect women here.
>>284466514Kishimoto never considered Minato in the mix when he was writing this. Kisame took down Roshi and Kisame doesn't have a single scratch on him. And much later Killer Bee says Sasuke was the strongest guy he's fought when it's even later revealed that Killer Bee fought Minato.
>>284466483Kishimoto politics. Please understand....Although to be fair this time it MIGHT just work.>Jiraiya is by all accounts other than current title Tsunade's superior>Naruto is close to Tsunade, emotionally and tactically>Sakura is Tsunade's student (kind of bullshit that a random girl can get the Hokage to teach her and nobody bats an eye but whatever)
>>284467879Pain sent Itachi specifically in his own village where he was the ANBU member and he left without Naruto because they started walking downtown and encountered people "by mistake" down the river.Nagato said nothing and found it plausible that Itachi was honestly trying when he instead chose to torture his little brother and Kakashi
>>284467978kek
>>284467970Tobi PLEASE stop chuckling.
>>284466466>bro literally has "Bipolar" as his alias
>>284466366Did I miss something? Deidara never lost.
I think it would have been cool if one of the Akatsuki was a Jinchuriki.
>>284467659I agree but Naruto should still have hinata as his main hoe and sakura as his side.
>>284467864Who the FUCK laughed??
>>284466215I think this is supposed to be evidence that itachi was AKSHUALLY working for konoha the whole time. He knows that naruto is still a weak bitch and that him and kisame would have no problem capturing him but he convinced kisame not to do it to give naruto time to train and also because of his gay ass bond with sasuke. Although the logic is very flimsy and even shark man should've understood how stupid this was.
>>284468053He's specifically talking about when Naruto gets the drop on Deidara and beats him up a bit before he substitutes away.
>>284468054you'll wake up the Minato Akatsuki member guy
>>284467978Tbf, Kisame does say it was tough and some time may have just passed where he healed.
>>284468053And Naruto didn't defeat Sasori and Hidan or the one who actually killed Kakuzu either, but the narrative will tell you different.
>>284468061he's already got bitches
Is this an improvement
>>284468111>filler
>>284468054>Naruto joins akatsuki, thinking their goal to be just and willing to sacrifice himself>captures jinchuriki for them>later finds out he was duped and their goals actually aren't philantropic>has to live with the guilt of having damned those jinchuriki to death
>>284468165NOOOOOOOOO
>>284468165Yes. Just wish he had cool horns to complete the devil look
>>284467765>>284467819Konan is basically an accessory to another man (Pain) like most female characters so it's not surprising she NEVER talks in those ninja Skype conversations. She doesn't have an opinion.
>>284468165Gayest shit
>>284467970>>284468021>the day pain lost control of Akatsuki
>>284468165This has to be the worst Kishi design easily
>>284468200When she does try to get a word in during the Pain Invasion arc, Nagato keeps telling her to be quiet.Rude as hell.
>>284466100Is Kisame being considerate of Itachi's health here? I don't think a shark guy would be that bothered by rain.
Zetsu can go underground and retrieve Hidan anytime.
>>284467724Tsunade was being reasonable. She doesn't give Shikamaru jonin because would cave and get his unit killed, Naruto is the only genin who can improvise. Under her the building rebuild faster than bad guys can destroy them. She rallied the citizens behind Naruto.
>>284468322He probably goes whenever he's bored just to taunt him for 2 minutes before fucking off kek
>>284468322And bypass the Nara ninja deer? Doubtful.
any good fanfic lately?
>>284468296I don't know because Kisame has very polite mannerisms in contrast to the others being elitist snobs.
>>284468296Kisame is considerate of Itachi's health. He values his allies because he doesn't want to be the person who he used to be. The tragedy is that Itachi would never let his guard down because he thinks Kisame would seize on that weakness. In reality Itachi could deactivate his sharingan and take it easy around him.
>>284468186Why would anyone join an organisation that is full of clearly evil self serving nutjobs and is actively hostile to your friends and everyone you kno-
>>284467991Jiraiya is understandable, however having your schmuck/boytoy and your patty hearse disciple does not count.
>>284468322>>284468381you don't fuck with deerbesides, what would be there to gain from a jobber like hidan?
>>284466466>Apple sure doesn't fall far from the...other apple
>>284468384Chapter two of the Yugito story soon...
Feels like a Konan kind of day today
>>284468061What about your ino , you know the only girl that was actually excited to see him agter three years.
>>284468454Lmao, makes me wonder what he actually said in japanese.
>>284468464literally what?
>>284468111How did Ruto bag so many filler and movie girls?
wow i think this might be the first time i saw that thing
>>284468450>besides, what would be there to gain from a jobber like hidan?Pain would order him to do it considering how he got offended at Kisame laughing about his death.
>>284468523Well hes not ugly , a blonde boy with zero body fat and big beautiful eyes , he’s not pale with sun burnt skin.
>>284468601ah no, it wasnt what i thought it was
>>284466108Sure would’ve been nice to know more about this guy. Hey Kishimoto you gonna give us a little snippet if their battle so we can at least get a glimpse of what this guys personality is? No?Thats fine I guess…
>>284468523>filler arc princess gets a taste of the shonen mcnothing new
>>284467875What too much oneitis does to a woman
>>284466152Roshi isn’t a hot blonde White woman, so no
>>284466219To be fair Kisame is a nightmare Especially to ninja whose win conditions hinges on spamming chakra heavy jutsu
>>284468789Yeah it's like the other guy said, Kisame just counters the entire power system of the entire world (and then guy specifically counters him).Doesn't exactly make it better.
>>284468479>got Grok to agree that Konan is the 2nd strongest Akatsuki member
>>284466369Roshi abandoned Stone a while before this. Not sure why Stone just let one of their nukes go AWOL…maybe its a Jiraiya type situation
>>284468839I think you can argue AIs into pretty much anything, probably can even make things up and they'll believe you because they're made to help.
>>284468490You do realize sakura was a feeling ya boy when he came back, she got a little wet moist at most but wet nonetheless.
>>284468910It's just kind of fun to put agendascaling up against the new Grok model's ability to research things, it tends to act like an angry autist when you try to sway it to your logic.
>>284466366Shikamaru gets zero credit?
>>284468991Yeah I've done a bit of that myself. It put Yugito in the overall top 10 of all ninjas and agreed she'd beat healthy Itachi after I told it she could break the genjutsu
>>284468061never really cared enough about sakura or hinata as characters(hell any naruto female in general, weak writing across the board except kushina and tsunade) so didnt care or delve too much into the shipping aspectbut did think NaruSaku made more sense than NaruHina which although was setup earlier but barely developed and pretty much forced at the end like the wrong piece in a puzzle(since kishimoto squandered the declaration during the pain fight)I remember ALOT of NaruSaku fanmanga,doujins, and porn came out the week the OG manga ended
>>284466466Kishi really trying to make us buy the narrative that Sasuke’s out there recruiting A listers
>>284466169What do you guys think Itachi thought of Kisame?
>>284468493This is an old fan-translation/scanslation, but Kisame said something like this.
>>284466108Roshibros...
>>284466371Because most of the time villages are too busy fearing a bijuu rampage destroying them and can't be bothered to actually weaponize such unstable assets, Akatsuki might as well be hailed as saviors cleaning up a potential catastrophe
>>284466292Hidan isn't dead by this point is he? Or did he starve in a realistic amount of time?
>Pain didn't know who Gai was but knows who Suigetsi and Jugo were.
>>284469189Honestly, I'd like to think they were as close to genuine friends as people with so many secrets between the two of them in a life like theirs could be. Kisame's last thoughts are of fucking Itachi for Pete's sake. >>284469292Hidan is still alive by the War Arc.
>>284469189Kisame probably reminds him a lot of Orochimaru. >predator aesthetic>invents jutsu just to fit in that theme>says weird sus stuff like talking about cannibalism>self-admitted betrayer of his village>secret motives so can't trust him
>>284469337Itachi looked kinda sad when he was told Kisame was dead while an Edo iirc.
>>284466367>Kisame is stronger than any of the jinchuuriki right now, including Bee.B put up a fight, Roshi seemingly didn't.
>>284466399Nara magic, pls understand.
>>28446644610 years? So he left as soon as Itachi joined
When this was first coming out, I thought the Akatsuki were collecting the tailed beasts so they could use them to make themselves jinchuriki, with the leader wanting Naruto's Ninetails for himself.I wonder if that would've been better than what we got.
>>284466549It's actually>It was my task to kill OrochimaruSince someone has to kill the traitor I guess.We can probably assume that it was originally on Sasori (Or both of them)
She got that drip
>>284469335kek
>>284469471She made this drip.
>>284466466There's a weird implication here that Suigetsu is on the team because of Kisame, and Jugo is there as some sort of Itachi counter.The latter sure as shit never comes up, but I guess schizophrenia is a valid counter to ocular jutsu.
>>284466466Kishi really wants us to think that some guy that casually got btfo by Kimimaro is a threat for the akatsuki? Let alone THIS duo?
>>284466819Zetsu, obviously.
>>284469512Jugo has 'other powers'...
>>284466515>Itachi joined the akatsuki before going rogueLmao
>>284466446How talented is Zabuza supposed to be? He gets taken down so easily by Kakashi, it makes him look bad. Is he stronger than Suigetsu?
>Itachi joined Akatsuki at 11 years old going by Orochimaru's departure, but also killed the clan at 13.If these chapters were coming out today, it would be theorized that Itachi was always part of Akatsuki and killing the clan was maybe some mission by Akatsuki. But we know it's just Kishimoto forgetting his timeline.
>>284467506I just assume they were going to capture Naruto, but not extract Kurama until after the others are done.
>>284469560>Jugo's Curse Mark with Anko's existence and Kimimaro's appearance in his flashback>Itachi being in Akatsuki when he was a little kid and before he killed the clan and went rogue>X is the reincarnation of Y (living person)Kishi, what the fuck is going on?
>>284466556>>284467082>>284467047Arigatou, OUR LEADER!
>>284469566>easily>exertion against Zabuza puts Kakashi out of commission for a week Zabuza was a huge problem for the third strongest guy in the strongest ninja village.
Don't make me post the list of novel-Itachi bullshit
>>284467256Jiraiya literally died fighting Pain. that being said, a team comprised of him, Guy, and Kakashi would've ripped the Akatsuki to shreds. which makes it funny that Tsunade instead kept feeding chunin squads and solitary jonin to deal with them.
>>284467395Matsuri (not that one)
>>284469641jugo has no curse markhe IS the curse mark
Kek. I think Yahagi requesting Kishi to shoehorn new characters to travel with Sasuke made Kishi accidentally mess up his own timeline.
>>284466882Save your tears akatsukifag, we still haven't even gotten to Deidara jobbed yet.
>>284469566Statements and lorewise yes.Featswise...well, we all know Kishi never plans ahead.
>>284469763did anyone save the list of sasuke's fraudery?
>>284469667Kakashi still defeated him twice.
>>284468109>or the one who actually killed Kakuzu eitherHe beat him. Just cause Kakashi stole his kill doesn't change that. Nor does it change the fact that Kekuzu was going to die from his injuries.
>>284468200>>284468264it's implied she's been losing faith in the Akatsuki project for a while, which would explain why she's not interested in chiming in on discussions regarding the tactics the squads are using. my headcanon is she's the one who brought in Fuu, and rather than fighting her instead convinced her to willingly give up her tailed beast.
>>284469503She is The Drip
>>284469803>frauderyStill pretending Deidara's cope that Sauce was out of chakra was true eh?
>>284469835She felt Akatsuki lost its original purpose when Tobi/Madara came along.>my headcanon is she's the one who brought in Fuu, and rather than fighting her instead convinced her to willingly give up her tailed beast.Anime already covered it was Hidan and Kakuzu.
>>284469503>>284469842
>>284469842She drippy fr
>>284469955china got all the cool shiteven cunny nata
>>284468111who's the kid kissing his cheek?>>284468523kid Naruto especially is like tailor made to appeal to female shotacons. rambunctious, mischievous, cute in the way a dirty puppy is, whilst also having a budding masculine streak (never-give-up attitude, fiercely protective of the people he cares about). there's a very strong pattern in the filler/movies especially of older women falling head over heels for him.
>>284469978the power arc, an intended movie turned mini arc
>>284469512>kishi wanted jugo to solo itachi originallywonder what that timeline looks like
>>284469512>>284470113fuck imaginethat would actually be cooli guess jugo's sage chakra would let him know itachi's tsukuyomi world was bullshit
Hiashi won.
>>284468981Teenage hormones is what i see here , maybe since she has been thinking about him singe he was gone but nothing romantic.
>>284469955Makin muhdick drip
>>284466569>>284466785it makes more sense if you say "successor", bad translation
>>284469566There's no shame in losing to Kakashi honestly, guy's one of the few people to live up to his hype as an elite ninja. It's not like Hidan losing to Shikamaru with a plan that wouldn't have worked if a totally unplanned ally didn't show up to bail them out.>Is he stronger than Suigetsu?Most likely. Suigetsu doesn't really show off anything that make him look impressive beyond lip service. At least Zabusa had Kakashi on the back foot by trapping him in the water prison.
>>284469975
>>284470001ah. also, that image is missing Isaribi, Shizuka, Saara, Fuuka, and Tsunade
>>284469955>>284469929>>284469842>>284469503>>284469471>no>no>no>no>no.Tattoos , a nose ring or piercing and a loose pussy.Then she had more than drip.
rain village drippy af fr fr on "god"
>>284468165
>>284468296Kisame has always been a cool fella to have on your side.
>>284470282
>>284470282Well it cannon that she had sex.
>>284469689Jiraya got killed off because he would make Naruto too dark killing his lover and student for the village
>>284466340It's more like they don't want to make a ruckus about it to not alert other villages.
>>284467978Sasuke was already stronger than Minato at that point.
>>284466108https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_whblS9CpAE>>284466268https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KQdmUd5Jwk
>>284466399Honestly it felt like Hidan barely knew anything about Akatsuki.
>>284470393there was no way in hell Jiraiya would've killed Konan. he would've put her in his toad stomach prison after incapacitating her with his oil and then brought her back to the village for questioning. He also wouldn't need to kill Nagato after dealing with the Paths, because Nagato can't fight on his own.
>>284470282You're gay.
>>284466392>"Shut up Deidara, you're being a retard too."
>>284467256>Jiraya can counter anything the Akatsuki throws at him
>>284466819Ninja intel
>>284470549>didnt get edo tensei'dHe tanked that btw
>>284466882hes literally ninja jesus the third coming, and even if he wasnt incarnate of indra, he still has uzumaki level chakra stores, he perfected his father's jutsu, and he is the nine tails jinchuriki. hes kage level and beyond: the strongest kage of all time
>>284470466If the paths all got defeated in Amegakure that wouldn't mean Nagato is defeated, he'd have a lot of chakra left to use the rinnegan with his own body as he hadn't used a massive shinra tensei or planetary devastation. Hell, he would probably summon the gedo mazo empowered by 6 bijuu.
>>284466819I find it more surprising that Kisame knew about Suigetsu.
>>284470549jiraya vs pain reminds me of boruto vs kawaki first fight in twin blue vortex.there is nothing sage energy can do against pure ballistic energy.
>>284466819>Also sad/funny how Karin is completely ignored,Odd since she and Nagato are from the same clan.
>>284470652>Boruto is not cannon.
>>284466819The characters just know what the audience knows.
>>284466569Wasn't Madara still alive when Sasuke was born?
>>284470673well i enjoy reading it.and whats the point of setting up the entire otsutsuki mormon god dimension of their own worlds of their own creation, if its not to set up a naruto/chakra multiverse?
>uzumaki boruto posterPlease die, thanks.
>>284470771its really good you should give it a shot.id say twin blue vortex might be more consistent and logically written than naruto: it feels like real strategy is taking place.
>>284466100
>>284470818good thing itachi is a blind virgin because i wouldve been rock hard during akatsuki meetings
>>284470818I can't believe the 'Itachi gaslights his date' parody reminded people that Konan exists.
>>284467153The real answer is that Kishimoto doesn't think. Perfect Jinchuriki and bijuu bombs were still fresh in his mind when he drew that oneshot because of 200 chapters of war. So he drew that, without thinking about what it meant for the worldbuilding.
genjutsusex
>>284470549Pain only won through treachery AND prophecy. Jiraiya had to accept his death and walk towards it. He's not even in sage mode at this point, he just goes there because he knows this is the karmic turning point or something.That said, not even Jiraiya can handle all of the Akatsuki. He can probably handle most of them, and has good success chances in most conditions, even against Itachi or Kisame... But there are probably some worse matchups, and winning 1v2s would be tricky too.
>>284466569>>284470213Yeah it seems like bad translation. They are calling him 鬼人の再来Which is like "Return of the demon/oni person". I don't know much japanese really just using google translate. But usually reincarnation uses 輪廻 (rin'ne) in naruto like rinnegan does (eye of the reincarnation cycle/samsara).
>>284470247GoddamnSaradas mom got it goin on
>>284470958But how was Suigetsu also a "return" when Zabuza was still around?
>its really goo-Fuck off.
>>284470275>Fuukanot the kissy kissy boner demon
>>284470737Do you know how fucking redacted and retarded that sounds?>The alien mormon third dimensional gods.whats next cyborgs and androids ,clover field godzilla ??? , the flood from halo or maybe IT the clown>i know that the entire premise of naruto is fictional but lets not jump the shark here.
>>284470971Like mother like daughter.
>>284470980Because Zabuza was already gone from the village by that point? I don't know. It does not seem to mean reincarnation though.
>>284470955Jobiraya is the most overhyped jobber in anime/manga. He only won a single fight (against a women no less) and never one any other.
>>284471000... i mean im down for whatever lol.ive been thinking of the wild wild west but with chakra, or maybe an office parody of naruto cast as office workers.
>>284470247The only time Karin has ever looked attractive. Her hair is a lot less retarded with it's tied up.
>>284471032she's clearly best girl but doomed from start because of her red hair: she's just sasuke's punching bag ever since sakura gained some self respect.
>>284469109Will you NaruSakufags just please shut the fuck up and stop spamming the threads with your dead ship?
>>284470737How is it mormon?
>>284471026Beats Itachi (mid diff), Kisame (low diff), Pain (high diff with knowledge), Konan (low diff). Rapes Oro in any kind of serious, non nerfed fight between them at the time of the manga. Jiraiya is the real EFFORT poster boy when you think about it, he just came through power wise and all his plans ended up working, some in death.
>>284471076well the concept of harvesting your own planet to grow a chakra tree and eat a chakra fruit to power up to become an even more powerful god and to create even more worlds and chakra trees and eat more chakra fruits.i mean i could totally be confused on what mormonism is too.
>>284470955He cant do it but i think minato would definitely fuck them all up. Pain is his only defector.>Minato, with little to know difficulty should be able to take down Zetsu, seeing as he isn’t a fighter type anyway.>While Kakazu is skilled in his own right, Kakashi was able to hold his own against him. Minato’s speed and FR markings would be a great way to cheese Kakazu.>Sasori would need to use the Kazekage Puppet immediately just to attempt to counter Minato, but even then, his speed is too much of a problem for the likes of Sasori.>Deidara is no match Pre MS Sasuke was considered fast by Deidara, not to mention, Minato has lighting release. If Deidara uses a clay bird to fly up, if Minato marks him beforehand, he’s gonna get one-Shotted. All these factors together, paint a perfect scenario for Deidara’s death.
>>284470628and then Guy opens the sixth gate and nukes it with one punch.
>>284471026Itachi is worse.. His greatest feats involve murdering the elderly/toddlers, beating the weakest sannin, and bullying his kid brother. He ran away from Jiraiya of all people.
>>284471123not even a fair comparison: they'd all lose to a single sniper round because you can't defeat pure ballistics.
>>284471118Nobody should be able to take all of Akatsuki, except maybe Hashirama/Madara. I can see sage Jiraiya or Minato taking maybe two Akatsuki at once, maybe you could wank Minato more and say he can take three or even FOUR but the entire organization is just too fucking broken.
>>284471152itachi was the smartest character by far, even smarter than madara. itachi and madara could go plot twist for plot twist in their convoluted ass plans.
>>284471152I think it makes Oro suck, not Itachi. He lost to a fucking 11 year old kid. And by lost, I mean "got stomped", it was a nodiff.People say Fugaku was able to give Itachi a good fight but chose to die. That'd mean he'd fucking sodomize Oro.
>>284469109 i ship naruto and hinata. naruto and sakura reminds me of a gay best friend dynamic, except naruto's not gay.
>>284471118Continuing >Since it’s an open field, Kisame can’t really use his transformation, and he’s not really close to water. It’s going to be a higher difficulty battle on his part, but with his sealing ninjutsu and his speed, I think he could pull one out. Push comes to shove, he can use RDS>Minato wins against Itachi. Itachi does have Tsukuyomi and Amaterasu, but remember Jiraiya was able to seal Amaterasu and Minato is vastly superior in terms of sealing jutsu. As for Tsukuyomi, I really don’t think it has a chance of landing that on Minato considering Flying rajin was invented to block the sharingans abilities.>Konan would be very hard for Minato to handle. He’d probably need Gamabunta to help him with this fight, and his best bet is flat out speeding her and going for a 1-shot Rasengan. Although, it should be noted that Konan was expecting Obito in their fight, so her showings would be less impressive on this fight.>hidan would get stomped.
>>284471109World Tree/Yggdrasil stuff is viking paganism that's really popular in Japanese fantasy stories because Final Fantasy used it in some of the early games.
>>284466487he very carefully snapped their necks
>>284468165Sasuke CSL2 is hideous, though I give Kishi credit for trying something original with the hand-wings. I still remember when the Japanese spoiler summary of chapter 232 came out and the Babelfish translation called it a "shuttlecock". Seeing the wing was a nice surprise.
>>284471209thank you for your insight: i noticed kishimoto drew from many different sources when he was building the lore for shippuden. lots of spiritual and metaphysical concepts from japan and elsewhere.
>>284471163Id say he can beat up four at a time since hes to fucking fast.
>>284471170Multiple characters could shrug off being shot. Itachi, Madara, war saga Naruto, Tsunade, and probably a couple others.
>>284468450>you don't fuck with deerIndeed.
>>284471241Depends on which members and how much you're willing to go with the endless Kishimoto hype and wank. High wank and weak members, 4 sounds accurate. Reasonable wank and reasonably strong members, 2 or 3 imo.
>>284471194Based entirely on Fugaku having mangekyo which he probably didn't. Kakashi had a sharingan and that didn't boost his confidence against Orochimaru.
>>284471244but a headshot though?itachi and madara with no prep time? assuming madara doesnt have izanagi primed and ready after his death.i can see naruto and tsunade surviving though.
>>284471194>He lost to a fucking 11 year old kidI think that Kishi is just retarded at math. Itachi looks at least as old as shippuden Sasuke and it makes more sense for him to join Akatsuki after the massacre than before. It still makes Orochimaru look pathetic though.
>>284471284So, 11 year old Itachi is VASTLY better than part 1 Kakashi... but part 1 Kakashi is still ready to face Itachi without fear, and part 2 Kakashi is quite confident as well? (despite saying he needs backup)What the fuck was Kishimoto smoking when he made Kakashi not afraid of Itachi but pissing his pants at Oro?
>>284471163You to understand how kishimoto works because yea it wouldn’t make sense but you have to understand minato in under ten minutes took down obito who is the most broken one of them all. >age does play a role considering he was 14 but the ninetails was under obitos hypnosis.
>>284466292How about we dig up that immortal fellow Shikamaru buried on his quest for revenge?I know he's masochist and all but they could at least try
>>284471170Shikamaru would outthink both of them put together and they would both say something like>That's the genius of the Nara clan for you
>>284471336Minato also almost lost to Obito, he got spooked by him more than once, and Obito retreated fine. I think Obito with backup wins this actually.
Minato is literally an overhyped character because power-scaler troons are a bunch of unimaginative fucks who think speed is everything
>>284471330>So, 11 year old Itachi is VASTLY better than part 1 Kakashi... but part 1 Kakashi is still ready to face Itachi without fear, and part 2 Kakashi is quite confident as well? (despite saying he needs backup)>>What the fuck was Kishimoto smoking when he made Kakashi not afraid of Itachi but pissing his pants at Oro?Kakashi got an attitude upgrade, and a power upgrade with Mangekyou Sharingan. Also Orochimaru was way scarier back then.
>>284466964ten years... they took their sweet time.
>>284466292Everybody's saying to dig up Hidan, but if Pain is to believed, he almost immediately starved to death after being buried.
>>284471359Kakashi told Asuma and Kurenai to fight Itachi and Kisame, then joined in confidently. It's just fucking stupid
>>284471357Speed really is everything. Madara starts getting dogwalked when things start happening that he can't anticipate or respond to.
>>284471357Powerscaling is stupid and Minato shouldn't be able to mow down legions of S tier, but it's also common sense that Kishimoto has Minato's dick in his mouth alongside Itachi's so they might as well be able to do so
>>284467082thanks op.
>>284471338idk if this was manga canon or not, but i heard hidan immortality depends on him consuming food or chakra to sustain it. so he'd starve to death underground perhaps?>>284471351shikamaru is fucking batman of the narutoverse: people swear this guy can kill anybody with enough prep time.>>284471359honestly, OG naruto and shippuden are almost two different canons altogether. like comparing old testament god to new testament jesus: a lot more love and forgiveness, and a lot less divine punishment.
>>284467518She lived with Tsunade for a good while and knows how retarded she is
>>284471244meant for >>284471153>>2844711638 gates Guy could solo the entire org. it's ridiculous how powerful that ability is
>>284471330>What the fuck was Kishimoto smoking when he made Kakashi not afraid of Itachi but pissing his pants at Oro?At this point in the story sannin tier was still a league above Itachi. Which is why Itachi ran away from Jiraiya. People will cope and try to say he was actually just pretending to piss his pants but the power difference is made apparent by Kakashi's difference in reaction.
>>284471390nobody could have anticipated black zetsu being kaguya's will, madara is still the 2nd strongest uchiha behind sasuke>>284471418except itachi is a double agent for the leaf, and jiraya is like basically his snitch handler. itachi cant slime out his only connection to the leaf, the one thing that keeps him from being a legit terrorist.
>>284471456I wasn't alluding to BZ, I meant when Naruto and Sasuke start punching up at him with relative powers.
>>284467544nice legs, shizune
>>284471413It only works when you're basically throwing away the entire power system. When characters are ACTUALLY dbz characters then they can solo Akatsuki.
>>284471244>Multiple characters could shrug off being shotAre we sure about this?
I crave the forbidden jutsu
>>284471390He starts getting dogwalked when it turns out six paths chakra can interact with his limbo
>>284471456>except itachi is a double agent for the leafThat wasn't retconned in until later. The original reason he ran was because he was outclassed
>>284471377>>284471406That could be used as an excuse, but Kakuzu soft confirmed Hidan was still alive in the war + he didn't get brought back by the edo tenseiIt's kind of a moot point because they should have taken him captive instead of just burying him in the first place, but Shikamaru's revenge has to take precedence over everything
>he still thinks anyone can beat the solo king
>>284468109>or the one who actually killed KakuzuJust because Kakashi dealt the coup de grace to a downed opponent doesn't mean Naruto shouldn't get most of the credit for that one
>>284466108>>284466140>>284466337>>284466446>>284466466>>284466515>"......"
>>284467864>Everyone starts cackling>"We didn't know you had such a sense of humor, Konan!"
>>284471631Kishimoto really needs to step up and make itachi short story so we can get more info about his asspull abilities. Actually, let him write an uchiha guidebook and see how far the wank can go
>>284471080lol, lmao
>>284466392Did Obito enjoy pushing Deidara's buttons like that?
>>284471152>beating the weakest sannin,Orochimaru is the strongest sannin and he oneshot him twice. He also oneshot Nagato (the guy who killed jobiraya), he ALSO oneshot perfect sage Kabuto.
>>284467864>>284471694>Even Hidan's head is laughing in his hole.
>>284471494oh shit yeah i dont remember how the madara fight ended, kagu nyan just showed up out of nowhere. i was high when i first watched naruto during the pandemic: im on my 2nd run through rn itachi pursuit arc.>>284471520only naruto (because kurama wont let him die) and tsunade (100 healings) id imagine can survive being shot, or any sort of traumatic and fatal wound i.e. charlie kirk.>>284471583damn i keep forgetting whats OG and whats shippuden. i swear to god: two different canons.>>284471594they should save hidan for boruto. in fact, they are going to need absolutely as many pieces as possible from shippuden in order to face the new otsusuki threat.
>>284471523What chapter was that?
>>284469667This was back when just activating regular-ass sharingan had huge drawbacks for Kakashi, now he's out there kamuiing arms away for the same amount of strain
>>284471520Orochimaru survived getting sliced in half.
>>284468032jugo is the kanye of the shinobi world.>>284471713i always thought white zetsu was tobi, and obito was just afk the entire time wating for itachi to die.>>284471749hes the diddyiest sannin thats for sure.
Orofags will never be able to convince me he's anything but the biggest jobber of the Sannins when these two pages exist. This would be like if Jiraiya pissed his pants after getting his ass beat by 11 year old Minato.
>>284471749>He also oneshot NagatoThe fight was so weird because sharingan could see through ashes and smoke but rinnegan can't. Are you teling me that those Uchiha can just fill the battlefield with smoke to gain immense advantage in a fight?
>>284471770Can't remember it from anywhere, probably an extra or filler chapter
>>284471812
>>284471813well unless they are fighting the hyuga or the otsusuki,,, yes?
>>284471812Who was carrying 11 year old Itachi in his shoulders inside that robe
>>284471810>and obito was just afk the entire time wating for itachi to dieit could be, but those mocking comments do sound like something Obito would say imo
>>284471760>damn i keep forgetting whats OG and whats shippuden. i swear to god: two different canons.I'm kinda shit posting but I have always believed it was at semi retconned. There are clear hints to there being some secret meaning behind the massacre from the very beginning though. Going back to Sasuke mentioning that "he" was crying all the way back in like chapter 7.
Kill yourself already bortfaggot.
>>284466466Jugo graduated from schizophrenia to bipolar disorder
>>284471843i just think it'd be hard to do the fake madara deep voice and the high pitched tobi voice as the same person, like how michael jackson always spoke in a soft voice to preserve his falsetto.>>284471848bruh i swear its really good
>>284471833>byakugan can see through smoke>sharingan can also see through smoke>rinnegan can'tAre we really not going to question this? It makes no sense
>>284471844oh most definetley retcons and plot holes everywhere. desu, this is why i enjoy boruto so much: everything is consistent and logical and thought out well in advance.>>284471877jugo needs to drop a mixtape trust me.>>284471926dude, we dont really know shit about the byakugan either desu. i mean the whole last movie was so boring i just did homework, i dont give a fuck about the tenseigan at ALL.
>>284466819Kabuto distributed copies of his ninja info cards
>>284471583It still holds true. If they didn't run they'd have died.
>>284466569you could use second coming, I think it sounds less literalbut he does say 再来
>>284471749Orochimaru is an absolute joke. He got punked by the Sauce. He's basically the weakest Sannin since Tsunade got buffs in the war. Hopefully he can hide behind his stronger edos like he always does, and maybe hijack a Zetsu body and run away with it.
>>284466556I think it's funny how Kisame is glazing Suigetsu and talking about him amputating people and meanwhile he's dying of thirst just from walkingThanks OP
>>284466140>Diss him>>284466169>"Chill, it's just a joke"Yeah, they are definitely friends
>>284471812Yeah pretty much. Chalk it up to Kishimoto's horrible timeline since Itachi looks like a grown man here but Oro canonically got stomped by a fucking 11 year old kid. Jiraiya was actually Minato's master for a long time even if Minato surpassed him at some point.
>>284472011Imagine all the freaky shit Orochimaru could have gotten up to if he had gotten Kimimaro's bodyHe's already constantly vomiting swords and new selves anyway
Remember when the third sent himself to hell forever along with the hokages so they can't be used again with edo tenseiGuess he feels pretty fucking dumb about that decision now
>>284472019My head canon is that he only needs to constantly drink because he left the mist village which keeps him naturally hydrated.
>>284471848>Sasjeet shows up>Oro defense force appears at the same timeCurious...
>>284472059Is he fighting Oro's arms in hell up until he gets freed?
>>284466337But you just casually finished off Kakuzu few chapters ago?There's no way he can resist it if Kakashi tries to capture him, right?
Shikamaru saved Hidan from this
>>284472059It’s undone in the 4th Ninja War
>>284472146Was that during the ninja jesus part?
>>284471829Cutting off one of an opponents hands to keep them from casting jutsu is a strategy that didn’t get used enough. Of course this doesn’t work if they’re a prodigy like Haku capable if using one hand to cast jutsu…still not sure how that worked. Maybe he mentally pictured the hand signs he’d’ve used with his other hand
>>284472059all of the edo tensei remember nothing with 0 time passing from their percpetion since their deaths including the hokage that were in the shinigami's stomach. It wasn't hell
>>284471926>sharingan can also see through smokeNot according to VOTE1
>>284472160brother, the entirety of shippuden might as well be the new testament.
>>284472190sasuke can choose to use hand signs with amaterasu, which is a visual jutsu that requires no hand signs. so perhaps hand signs are a form of chakra manipulation, and somebody skilled enough can cast jutsu with one hand, or even no hands.
>>284472160No Orochimaru undoes it.
>>284472256Aaaaaah that part
Why didn't Tsunade want to fuck this? Is she gay?
>>284466515reminder that this doesn’t really end up going anywhere. we don’t see suigetsu murdering people nor do we see him fight kisame.
>>284471812He was up against the guy who’s essentially strongest in the verse. Cut him some slack
>>284472485They have internet at the bottom of that lake in the Rain Village?
>>284472485Most women aren't attracted to muscle
>>284472485Tsunades a hardcore shoujo romance girl; look at Dan, he was practically the generic handsome love interest right from the pages of a generic shoujo. Tsunade was never going to go from generic pretty boy singlemindedoy devoted to her to a gruff, womanizing intelligence operative and warrior, despite that guy being much more suited for an alcoholic gambling addict hag.
>>284472485Just because Tsunade has a cute wife doesn't mean she's gay.
>>284472532We get an offscreen clash between them and when we return it appears Kisamebwas just killing time to stave off boredom because iirc he didn’t even unwrap Samehadabfor Suigetsu
>>284470282>Tattoos
>>284472485friend zone + nice guys finish last + basedraya doesnt need a bitch a bitch need him thats facts.
>>284472685She only became an alcoholic because her shojo romance bf got his kidneys exploded
>>284470372stop. that's absolutely disgusting ive heard enough.>>284472695oh my god she can get it. a modest woman with a cute little bob: peak.
>>284472734bro everybody from the 3rd great shinobi world war got super PTSD. i'm surprised uchiha arent getting high off their own genjutsu.
>>284472485Was Jiraiya part of the Guy school of ninjutsu? Also known as "just lift more bro"
Women will see this and think of no one else for the next 50 years.
>>284469337>Kisame's last thoughts are of fucking ItachiWording...
>>284472828Practically looks like a woman
>>284472828He’s such a weird looking ninja with his long straight her and le handsome guy template face. Hard to believe he’s canon and not some British guy named Terry’s OC
>>284472059
>>284472828I look like this btw
>>284473054Jiraiya....
>>284467198Itachi went to Konoha solely to mind rape his brother for ruaghs and told Kisame they were after the nine tails.
>>284471032Kishi had a bad habit of drawing his female characters like men, but with a better artist I see the vision. Karin had booty shorts, glasses, zettai ryouiki, and exposed tummy. It’s like she was designed to appeal to me in specific.
>>284467970>"You guys shouldn't fool around so much."
>>284466466>now fucking PAIN is wanking JobgoMake it stop, he has ZERO FEATS
>>284467875>no pubesCringe
>>284466292>>284466337Man I sure am glad Kekashi sensei executed Kakazu point blank while he was completely disabled.
>>284468200>inbefore Konan just turns on the mic to say "Yeah" "Indeed" "I agree" "That's right" "Hmm"
>>284466854>Nagato isn't even aware he is an Uzumaki.To be fair, would've it made a difference?
>>284466466How did Kishimoto mess up the ages of the characters here ?
>>284472707which goes back to my original point. kisame babysitting suigetsu while itachi vs sasuke was going on isn’t a fight.
>>284473405What was the point of any of it, really? Maybe some scrapped plot points.
>>284469835sick of this murder moid shit, I wish Nagato's dick worked so I could at least have a kid
>>284473298>females look like male>males look like femaleUuuhhh
>>284473352Don’t be meanJobo tries his best
>>284468200...........
Sasukes top guysShow up to jump Get beaten up and have their shit stolen instead
>>284471055Sakura never gains self respect
>>284466515HAHAHAHAHA I CANT FUCKING DO THISNOW THEY ARE HYPING AGENT 007 HIM/THEY/XIRSELFTHEY REALLY JUST CALLED HIM THE REINCARNATION OF ZABUZAI AM DONE WITH THIS SHIT, CALL ME WHEN BORUTO STARTS
>>284466514There's a reason why he's known as the Tailless Bijuu.
>>284473752Bravo Kubo
>>284473665I said it for Jugo earlier but these pages are completely fucking pointless. They don't work because the viewer already saw them get fucking punked by Sasuke the chapter earlier. Kishi is trying to make Jugo and Suigetsu seem like big deals when everything prior(and going forwards) shows them as huge bitches.
>>284466140>corrosion-styleretconned for magma-style btw
>>284473838If we didn't know what was already coming next via hindsight, it could be assumed that Suigetsu and Jugo would be a big deal for future chapters.
>>284469512>The latter sure as shit never comes up, but I guess schizophrenia is a valid counter to ocular jutsuThat's a cool thought. I Imagine Jugo's sane personality gets genjutsu'd, leaving insane Jugo to take over. Suigestu's water style could have been a counter to Itachi's fire style, rather than Sasuke matching his brothers attack.
>>284470128>>284470113It's definitely just fluff. No way was Kishi gonna have anyone interfere with the Sasuke. vs. Itachi fight.
How would actual Team Hebi vs Itachi and Kisame be like
>>284473943Cooler than what we got. Sasuke would have to strategize on how much firepower the team should spend on Kisame while focusing on Itachi as the main target.
Konan winned
>>284471379Kakashi did not know about itachi and kisame power level while he know about oro
>>284466556Karin, he's evaporating...
Don't worry, guys. Kishimoto is clearly cooking reintroducing Anko into the story with thus origin of the Curse Mark guy and the debut of the rest of the Seven Swordsmen of the Mist with this water dude. This arc is gonna be crazy.
>>284473539Sasuke will never outlive getting ligger bombed
I solo'd Itachi negdiff
>>284474356Aids...
>>284473428Maybe to add more mistery to the Uzumaki clan I guess.
>>284474272Just realized Konan/Anko kind of have the same colorscheme going on
Who did Itachi catch aids from?
>>284474389Uncletachi
>>284474338>tanks it anywayMore like the jobber bomb.
>>284472059>tries to seal Orochimaru away for crimes against humanity>is pardoned anywaylol
>>284474462Obito being "the coolest guy" tells you exactly what sort of bullshit pardons your soon to be leader is going to hand out
>>284474389Danzo
>>284474513I buy this
>>284474513>>284474518>Danzo taunting Sasuke by telling him that he fucked Itachi in front of all the ROOT operatives
>>284473943It would be Sasuke splitting off to fight Itachi while the other 3 fight Kisame
>>284474338tanks it while raikage got his arm chopped off cuz of jobber flames kek
>>284474494“obito wanted to be ninja president like me so who cares if he killed my parents and ruined so many lives!” lamest shonen MC for a reason.
>>284471812You can't really mock him for losing to Itachi of all peopleHe's one of the most wanked characters in the entire manga
>>284474389Shisui buttsex
>>284474660Who did Shisui catch it from?
>>284474389Honeypot mission targets
>>284474639I don't mock him for losing, but for how he lost. Jiraiya fought tooth and nail to the death against Pain and managed to take down three bodies before dying with a message sent to Konoha. That's pretty respectable. Orochimaru got seemingly instantly caught in Mangekyo, was blown the fuck out, had his arm cut off, and then assumedly ran away immediately after. Fucking P1 Kakashi was going to put up a better fight than Orochimaru did in the exact same scenario.
>>284471838His shadow clone
>>284474636This is after Naruto got a lobotomy at the waterfall of truth. He'd already made it impossible for himself to hold that grudge so all he saw was a man who had once held the same ideals but got fucked over along the way.
>>284471838Me
>>284474686Me
>>284474747Kekashi had a sharingan tbf, Orochimaru did NOT have a sharingan.
>>284474992Bro...
>>284475001Eskimo bro...... I fucked mirai too btw ......
>>284468296>Is Kisame being considerate of Itachi's health here?>>284468394>Kisame is considerate of Itachi's health. He values his allies because he doesn't want to be the person who he used to be.>Itachi could deactivate his sharingan and take it easy around him.>>284470339>Kisame has always been a cool fella to have on your side.No.https://youtu.be/H71emjMKVM4?t=120
>>284474931>but got fucked overCompared to A LOT of other characters his "fucking" was gentle missionary with someone asking "are you ok?" every ten secondsObito doesn't even know the meaning of getting fucked
>>284475309I feel like that scene supposed to show the contrast between their initial and current dynamic/relationship. Kisame's still polite but there's no -san there and the openly hostile. At the very least there's actual respect growing between them. There's a reason why this scene was shown as Kisame's internal monologue right before his death
>Tsunade paizuri nakadashi>Mizukage paizuri nakadashi>Yugito paizuri nakadashi>Tayuya maizuri nakadashi>Samui paizuri nakadashi>Konan paizuri nakadashiTotal hag and Tayuya appreciation.
>>284475994>didn't even remember Mei's nameAnon...
>bump limit reached every day>with zero schizo ramblings>on the most dogshit nothing chaptersDailyramen WON
>>284476162
>>284466549>>284466677>>284469467He blames Orochimaru deserting Akatsuki being the reason he was recruited and also humiliated by Itachi in the process.
YOU ARE MY FRIEND
>>284476658AAAAAAAAHHHH
>>284476697ANO HI NO YUME
