What pickup line did you just say to Übel?
I rape her instead
>>284563218Nothing. I want to fuck Fern not this schizo.
>>284563218So übel siehst du gar nicht aus
>>284563218I really want to fuck this schizo.
You all are really bad at flirting
>>284563218ٱلسَّلَامُ عَلَيْكُمْ
>>284563218"Sorganeil"
>>284563218'How about we cut to the chase and you come back to my room'
>>284563218I could imagine a spell that makes your panties disappear
>>284563218
I just screamed SEX in her face
Ay bby u wan sum fuk?
>>284563218I turn 360 degrees and pick up Laufen.
>>284563218hey baby, I heard you like cutting things, so why don't we go cut the rug?
>>284563218LET ME LICK YOUR PITS PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE (i'm groveling on the ground with my head on the floor)
>>284564012You can't even reach her pits from there
>>284563218Pito sexo yum yum
>>284563849lmao
>>284563218nice pits babe
>>284563218"Do the carpets match the drapes?"
>>284563218Please kill me!
>>284563910No Ron, go find Becky
>>284564482She likes that one
I have a lot of money and wrinkly smelly balls
>>284563218"Uh... H-hi? So! Do you... I mean... Uh..."
>>284563218none, just being me is enough...
>>284563218knock-knock
>>284563218pls show bob and vegen
>>284563218>My dick is bigger than yours
>>284564012Based
>>284567118You lying about that would probably get that expression from her.
>>284563218I want to have fuck with you.
Ubel's completely smooth pits and pussy
>>284566966Who’s there?
>>284563597That's a different face.
>>284563218>your ass is so fat it makes me want to kill myself
>>284563218Ist dein Vater ein Dieb? Es sieht so aus, als hätte er ein paar Diamanten gestohlen und sie in deinen Augen versteckt...
>>284567815Phuck
>>284567872SEX
>>284567975Phuck who?
>>284563218ligma balls
>>284563218HelloI've jerked off to your pits beforeKeep up the good work!
>>284564428What a silly question. She has a cutting power and her pits are perfectly shaven. If she has hair there at all it's in a funny cutout or maybe just a boring strip.
>>284563218Are you from Mississippi? Because you're the only "miss" whose "piss" I'd "sippy".
>>284563218i tried to say something then burst into tears and started crying upon seeing her unamused expression.
>>284563218I didn't say it, I used my expression to convey my emotions.
>>284563218What's a sleazy girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
>>284563218I give her my lunch money
>>284563218Stupid sexy whore I'll rape you silly.
>>284563520KekUnderrated
>>284563218Kys you subhuman cunt. I don't even know who you are, but you are from a slop anime devoid of any originality whatsoever. Your series is a constant reminder that ~70% of mankind is actually a different species of bugs wearing human skin. I spit on you.>>284563520She does, by anime standards.
>>28456796250s boomer tier cringe
shes so sexy
>>284569642You wouldn't actually spit on her. You're a limp-wristed cuckold.
>>284569696Yes I would, unlike you I am not a spineless foid worshipping little bitch. I wouldn't do it if she had a muscular boyfriend with her of course but she looks like she doesn't have any.
>>284569911Yeah, go ahead. I'm not that muscular.
Forget Ubel, imagine trying to flirt with Serie
>>284569911> I wouldn't do it if she had a muscular boyfriend with her of course but she looks like she doesn't have any.There it is, you admitted it yourself. Your wrist and neck are pencil thin
>>284563520Reich mir schnell den Übel Kübel,sonst wird mir ohne Übel übel.
>>284564698>itard filename>samplepottery
>>284563520Übeltreib nicht.
>>284570025What would she do if the wish of the new first class mage was to have sex with her?
>>284568450>sample
>>284563218I'm going to teach you a spell that let's you create a baby
>>284570082You are a pathetic fool. I said I wouldn't do it if she had a muscular boyfriend because he would most likely attack me to preserve his whore's honor. I don't want to kill a guy just because he's with some ugly stanky ass whore. I could kill him easily.
>>284570025Serienmörder meiner Kinder!
>>284563218FIKI FIKI
>>284563218hey babe did it hurt when you fell down from heavens?cause you look like satan
>>284570650You couldn't kill a ham sandwich with a butter knifeYou weak little bitchYou're a bitch
>>284563520Only one deserving of her reaction
>>284563218You ruined the series and made it pivot from bittersweet yet cute elf adventures while nurturing a young couples romance into almost battle shounen wank but I want to rub my dick on your armpits so fucking bad it's unreal.
>>284569691She knows
>>284570025cute and small
>>284570650Why are you so aggressive?You talk about spitting on people you don't really know, you dream about killing people.Isn't that bad?
>>284570865>>284571242triggered childs
>>284571450Oh, you're a third worlder.
>>284571659*native English speakerThis one was unintentional. : - )
>>284571659>I'm highly susceptible to skin cancer and skin damage from UV radiationSorry to hear that my friend, we all have our...shortcomings
>>284563218Please cut my dick and balls
I don't care about your engrish, "firstworlder".
Ubel wouldn’t like racism
>>284563218May I lick your feet, pretty please?
>>284572156Ubel seems like the type of girl that would like takings boys virginities.
>>284572221Ubel is a virgin
>>284572103She kills everyone equally.
>>284563218So, like, could you use magic to shrink me to a few inches tall and make me worship your feet?
>>284572238For girls it doesn't count if it's in the ass.Ubel's anus is a serial virginity thief. It clenches like a facehugger except around virgin penises.
>>284572822whore logic
>>284563218I bet she would eat my scabs
>>284572906That’s disgusting
>>284573314Menhera girls are into it
>>284563218So I'm looking for a gf and was told you'd make the cut>>284567943I have a hunch this actually might work
>>284563218can i lick ur pits
>>284563842Steal!
"Hey, Ubel," you'd begin, leaning against whatever bit of scenery is available with a studied nonchalance that is entirely unconvincing. You'd wait until she gives you that slight, curious tilt of her head, the one that says she's already assessing you for weak points. Then, you'd meet her gaze directly and say, your voice low and smooth:"They say to win a woman's heart, you have to be able to cut right to it... but I'm pretty sure I'd rather you cut me instead. How about it? Dinner?"
>>284563218Have you ever encountered a mind goblin
>>284563218"I fucking hate smelly armpits"
>>284563520Le hamburgerwirtzujaegermaesterschoppenhauer.
>>284576494Good thing hers smell nice
>>284563218"Babe, I was slaying some demons yesterday and I thought about how good you'd look by my side, with those bedroom eyes glancing at me while I reduce the next bunch of those n****** to piles of bones and guts."
>>284576966You’re trying to attract Ubel, not Frieren
None i just gave a smile and went about my day, i don't ask women out
>>284577219But Frieren has no bedroom eye... oh.
Elf pussy
>>284563218Hi, my name is Kevlar. Excuse me for being so blunt but I think you forgot your glasses.
>>284570215She might if you're not ugly. She's probably a 10000 year old virgin
>>284576363Physical pain
Serie is very pretty
Are you a brave enough man to ask her for a dance?
>>284579580No but I'll ask Frieren
>>284579612
>>284563218I know you like splitting things so how about you split your legs for me
And a gunter glieben glauten globen to you too.
>>284579895I wait until she finishes the cake and ask again
>>284579612the correct choice
>>284563218>>284563520Solange ich ein Gesicht habe hast du einen Sitzplatz.
Girl, you must be in the KKK because I think we'll have a lot of fun once we get under the sheets
>>284563218Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
>>284563218Damn girl, you're looking sharp
>>284568026Fuck you too!!
>>284580815MY DOG HAS NO NOSE
