Whenever /a/ thinks a character could have been fixed by fucking/loving them, they're usually wrongThis is the one exception
I want to have sex with Asuka
Raping Asuka and telling her she's so strong and mature and that other girls her age would have cried and tried to run for help
>>284596813Real controversial opinion there
>>284596846How do you even come with such hot scenarios? Truly genius.
>>284596790Rei could have saved Asuka. Asuka could have saved Rei.
>>284596813And Rei and Misato and Maya and maybe Ritsuko.
>>284597038dude they literally hate each other
>>284596790Yeah, all Asuka needed was a father figure (me) in her life to love and fuck her.
>be asukafag for years>grow older and start finding ritsuko more attractive am I getting hagpilled?
>>284596790this bitch deserves to be beheaded,after hours and hours of torture
>>284597078she is used up by gendo
>>284597078It might just be you. When I was a teenager I found Asuka and Rei and Misato just about equally attractive but as I've gotten older Misato dropped off and I'm almost 100% Asuka.
There's a new movie, will there be fan service?P.S: please help, the captcha is cooking me
>>284597078All of the older women in nge are horrible bitches. Ritsuko is competing with Yui for the worst human being in the cast.
>>284597377>There's a new movie, The person who keeps making new threads every time the smallest Eva thing happens is a fucking retard. No, there isn't a new movie just a 15 min short being shown exclusively during the Eva expo. It's literally nothing and we might not even see it
>>284597377>picrelsay what you will about ai slop, it's very easy to make all the filthy pov hentai you want of raping her while she's in a coma>the captcha is cooking mefucking how? it's the kind of test they give toddlers to see if they're ready for preschool
>>284597052That makes it hotter.
>>284597052ever heard of hatesex?
>>284597787Uh yeah, I'm a heterosexual man. That's the only way I do it.
>>284597078It means you're more of an actual man now.
>>284597787Yeah, it still requires you to be attracted to the other personEverything we know about Asuka points to her being a strict heterosexual
>>284596790Bro, fucking a BPD chick doesn't fix her, you're just riding out the fun until she crashes and you gotta skip town.
>>284597937>Yeah, it still requires you to be attracted to the other person
>>284597937I never noticed before but Asuka's tits are way bigger in that shot than pretty much anywhere else. Maybe, MAYBE she'd be close to that when she's on all fours, but when she's walking out with the towel around her? No way.
>>284597052No, they don't. at worse it's indifference on both sides.
>>284596790Why do you keep making Asuka threads when you know who is gonna lose his shit?
>>284597958Honestly given all the shit that goes down at Tokyo-3 it's probably a pretty good survival strategy to fuck one of the hottest hebes ever to grace the medium and then get the hell out of town.
>>284598307Why do you capitulate to one cunt and let him dictate which threads you're allowed to make or not?
>>284597937Is there a single more autistic attempt at "flirting" then that Jericho line in all of anime.
>>284598424I don't think there's any way to beat using a fucking biblical story for that
>>284598684The site actually filters " verification (not) required".? I was actually trying to point out that sometimes when that comes up the stupid captcha breaks and it refuses to post anything
Shinji is a survivor of sexual violence
>>284596790>This is the one exceptionUnless you're baiting, you should know this is pure fallacy.
>>284597078>ritsukodry as fucking sand
>>284596790Asuka is for hugs and cuddling until we fall asleep holding each other close
>>284598424I don't know, it's just the typical bullshit.>teehee we're all alone tonight>you better not try anything! teehee
>>284599863Falling sleep while still inside Asuka
>>284596790I don't think so. She wants love yes but she puts on an aggressive attitude instead of letting it in. That's the point of the show.
>>284596790>I want love>If anyone dares to love me I'll ruin their livesMaybe I'm an Eva character.
>>284600677I love you bro.
>>284600532And that's what makes me want her more.
>>284599863Definitely not in Shinji's book.
>>284601230this was way after a ton of bullshit had made him lose it though
>asuka without fuckingEgo tied up in being a pilot>asuka if she fuckedEgo tied up in the dude she's fuckingAnd while I am keenly aware of the irony of what I'm posting given what Eva degraded into decades later, this sort of thing still isn't healthy or "fixed".
>>284597381>rebuildfag>thinks Yui did anything wrongNo magical exits from the world and universe in old eva. Went out of her way to keep her kid alive throughout it all. You play the hand you're dealt you don't spin around three times and iseaki yourself.
>>284601386>this washis true self, made obvious by the first choking scene.
>>284601802so if you drive someone insane through constant torture to the point that they lash out violently, that's their true selves?that seems like a radically misanthropic viewpoint
>>284601833Not exactly.. shinji is selfish. He wants asuka to solve his loneliness. The idea that she has her own issues that make her unwilling to do that makes him angry.
>>284601833Shinji wasn't insane.
>>284601717Posting a meme does not make me a rebuildfag, fag. I never even watched the last movie, I have no idea what you're talking about with exits.
>>284601872he's literally hitting the Kubrick stare here
>>284597078semi-based
>>284601924He should have waited because this schizo is here >>284601802I don't get why people still argue with him when he basically posts like a but
>>284596790>This is the one exceptionAnd Rei.And Shinji.Really just about everyone in Eva either needed to get fugged or get hugged.
>>284602245Are you willing to fug Gendo, anon?
>>284602245Rei was literally fixed in the first 5 episodes through basic human decency
>>284602298Maybe>>284602667I haven't finished the series yet so there's always room for things to get worse.
>>284601868>He wants asuka to solve his lonelinessIsn't that basically why humans bother to form non-utilitarian connections with others in the first place?Truly selfless bonds don't really exist, people help each other because they want something in return, even if that something is just the warm fuzzy feeling of satisfaction from having helped them
>>284598808update 4chanx
>>284598836Lucky bastard
>>284600764>*casually ruin his life*Nothing personal kid
>>284603473Yes but he wasn't trying to fix himself at that point. He was always looking for it elsewhere... Hence why the series ends with "now I understand! The problem is me!"Asuka's line "it doesn't matter who it is" also highlights this. He went to her specifically because she was the most available, that's it.
>>284604616That's not really true, Misato helped him a bit but was wholly unable to connect with him on a level deeper than Superior/Subordinate and Caretaker/Ward (she even says "I couldn't become Shinji's mother" in EoE)Then Rei, with whom he built a mutually beneficial friendship but failed to address his fundamental issuesAnd let's not even talk about Kaworu, Shinji's state in EoE is directly his faultIn the end, Shinji might take affection from anyone but only one person can actually provide the kind he's looking for: his father
I want to have sex with Misato
>>284604467>>284605445>>284605543>>284605450>no tard posting all week>moment this brown pedo shows up spamAgain, one brown retard really can not handle Eva threads
>>284597937>They fucked later that nightkino
Fucking AI generated crap
>>284606064source?
>>284596790It would have fixed at least one problem. Causing others might be a side effect.
>>284597377One ass-shot at minimum.
>>284597479You'd get more content farming the EVA Pachinko machines
https://files.catbox.moe/nsx5gv.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/61udis.mp4One of my recent autism hobbies is editing stupid shit into Eva
>>284598836AIEEEEEEEE
>>284597078She's jealous and vindictive. But she has nice legs I guess.
>>284599863And for getting dragged away where no one can hear her screams. Rei is for marriage.
Surprised this thread is still going>>284602667I always thought the implication was that gendo was giving her the Ikari style every night
>>284612344these are sublime
>>284612974Thanks Mate.Would you believe me if I told you that I only just now learned what sublime means?
>>284613010There's a whole bunch of words out there, no one's gonna run into all of them.
>>284613022It's more that I'm just really stupid
>could have been fixed by fucking/loving them,As sad as it is, you can't fix someone like her by loving them enough. You can show them all the love in the world and still get pushed away.
>>284596790I love panties on anime girls so damn much
32 yo hereWatching daily anime since 2009Never watched this showAm i too late?Why is it a classic? What makes it so good?
>>284596813Shinji...
>>284613053Picrel happened because she felt unwanted and unloved though
>>284596790nope. your penis isn't magical in any case. get a fucking grip, losers
>>284596790Kaiji should have taken responsibility as father figure and lover. She would've been so happy. Instead he's more interested in hags and little boys.
>>284597937She's so desperate for validation I don't think sexual orientation would even matter at this point.
>>284614507>as father figurethat's immoral
>>284597078Most sane woman along that nerv cutie. Of course she would be more attractive to you. Asuka is a child and you're presumably an adult. A relationship with her would be fundamentally different with an age gap that big. Even if both of you tried to resist it you'd subconsciously see each other as father and daughter. If your age gap isn't as big then maybe it could work as big brother and little sister dynamic.
My penis is magical and works especially well on lonely girls like Asuka.
>>284614816>Ritsuko>sanenigga what
>>284599997
>>284615939Should be a Rei maid.
>>284613650>because she felt unwanted and unloved
>>284616974A chart made by retards, so it the reverse chart too.
>>284617106It was literally made by a Rei discord and it's not a joke. They used to mass spam Eva threads and sit in chat coming up with shitposts to spamAlso, I ended up filtering that image because the schizo legitimately does that retarded greentext shit all the timehttps://desuarchive.org/a/search/image/8L2%2Bw7paHbmDLnBAN8iVLg%3D%3D/page/2/
>>284617205Oh wow, that's extremely sad.
