Why are dumbpires so DUMB?
>>284614838Lack of blood flow to the brain
>>284614838They're not dumb!
>>284614838Is the vampire trying to seduce me?
>>284614838Social isolation from being locked away in mansions and castles
>>284614838We need more pantyhose pires
>>284614838more like deadpire
>>284614838Sorry but my wife isnt a dumbpire.
>>284614838dead brain
>>284614838I really like this image
>>284619411It's a nice image!
>>284614838Dumbpires may be dumb, but they're also cute. And what's more important here?
>>284615731
Is this the new vampire thread?
why is vampires wearing tights a trope anyway
>>284620976Ask Claudia.
>>284620976Vampires usually have umbrellas so they don't die if they happen to step into the sun, but umbrellas won't cover 100% of your body, which is the reason why vampires in the 2000s were depicted using tights and even opera gloves from time to time.
>>284614838Because it makes them more attractive
Blobpire.
>>284623249So cool
love dorkpires me
>>284614838Krul and her cute brother both needed to be plapped
>season 2 announcedBest girl will finally have her time to shine
>>284624752
The frenzy has begun.
>>284625981
Obligatory pire feet
>>284625199Specially him.