how would this affect the weather?
>>284646374Surely by the time they marry Haruhi will chill out? Now, when they just start dating, that would be a wild ride.
>>284646374Fewer tsunamis. Or maybe more, but only in the night?
Why doesn't Haruhi just rape Kyon?
>>284648065She doesn't know what sex is
>>284649112Haruhi destined to be cuckquean.
>>284646374Japan would be wetter than a brazillian rainforest for days on end.
>>284648065Because she wants to get raped
The gap between an embarrassed Haruhi and her usual self is delicious.
>>284646374>>284651711They are not into each other that way.
Does any of this even remotely happens in the unadapted LNs?
The translated novel has Tsuruya calling Haruhi "Harls", could this because she calls her Haru-Su?Sasuga "train's late"-san.
Why dosen't haruhi just fix the world with her powers
>>284653513This one does: >>284651773
>>284654012How would she know what that entails? I bet you'd like to pretend that you do. I could list the negative aspects of our existences which define us and fixing our world might just kill anything resembling what we call a human being.Some proponents in this debate would rather Haruhi spend her days granting odd wishes to particulars so if you suffer from hunger why not pray for a sandwich and leave it at that. Can a sandwich harm the world? Probably not if you eat it quickly.
>>284650601Imagine if Tanigawa decided to completely derail everything last minute by having Yuki be the real main heroine.